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4	* Ronnie's name was almost ''Muriel Molly Weasley.''
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7	* Ronnie distracting the troll while under the Invisibility Cloak.
8	--> ''"Er, I am your conscience! You are a bad troll! It is not nice to go hitting people who are smaller than you, and you should let that poor boy go at once! Remember what your dear old Mum told you about - AIIIEEE!"''
9	* Fred and George reveal that at least ''some'' of Arthur's misconceptions about the Muggle world were fed to him by Muggle-born Ted Tonks, who got tired of Arthur's questions and started telling him all sorts of absurd things just to see what the man would swallow.
10	* Since the Weasleys (minus Bill) all celebrate Christmas together, the infamous "Gred and Forge" joke from canon is expanded on and taken a little further:
11	-->"Hey, Mum, how come only Fred, Percy, Charlie and I have letters on our jumpers?" said George. He and Fred were both wearing blue jumpers, one with a large yellow F on it, the other one a G, and now he was pointing towards Ronnie and Ginny, who were wearing their respective jumpers (maroon for Ronnie, dark pink for Ginny). "Are the girls the only ones you trust not to forget their own names?"\
12	Mrs. Weasley shook her head. "Of course not, dear," she said. "But I do trust your sisters not to get their jumpers mixed up the way you boys do."\
13	"Oh." George's face fell for a moment, as if a really good joke had just been lost, but then he smiled again. "Yeah, of course we'd never get our names mixed up, that would just be silly!" He turned to Fred. "My name is Gred, and yours is Forge, right?"\
14	"Right, right," Fred nodded. "And of course you remember our brothers Chercy and Parlie!" He turned to Ronnie. "I'm sorry, Miss, but you don't have a letter on your chest, so I forget — what was your name again?"
15	* Dumbledore reveals that he had an extra method of getting the Philosopher's Stone from the Mirror of Erised, that would only work for him, in case of emergencies: He stands in front of the mirror and says "Ariana, I want you to know that I'm a barmy old codger." Whereupon Ariana gives the stone to him.
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18	* Vernon Dursley thinking that Harry was starting a harem in his house when he finds out about Ronnie and Ginny.
19	--> ''"SO THAT'S YOUR PLAN, IS IT, BOY?! CORRUPTING DUDLEY, DRAGGING HOME A BUNCH OF HALF-NAKED -!"''
20	* Ronnie [[GroinAttack kicking Vernon Dursley in the balls]].
21	* Colin has an interesting theory on why the crowing of the rooster is fatal to basilisks:
22	-->'''Ronnie:''' A basilisk's a huge lethal snake that can kill you just by looking at you. I read about it in one of Charlie's books. Really dangerous, but it can't take the sound of a rooster crowing.\
23	'''Colin:''' That is so cool. Why not?\
24	'''Ronnie:''' "The book didn't say. Just said that if a rooster crows, the basilisk dies. Maybe it's got something to do with the basilisk being hatched from a chicken egg.\
25	'''Colin:''' Of course! It thinks the rooster's its father, so it dies of embarrassment!
26	* Colin, after finding out Salazar could talk to Snakes, assumes that the other founders had similar powers with their house animals. It's funnier than it sounds.
27	-->"So that's why Slytherin House has a snake as its symbol? Because Slytherin could talk to snakes?!" said Colin, sounding excited. "Does that mean Gryffindor could talk to lions?!"\
28	"Er —" Ronnie had to stop and think about this for a moment. Colin had the weirdest leaps of logic sometimes. "I don't think so," she finally said. "It's more symbolic, about lions being brave and all that, right?"\
29	"Oh." Colin looked disappointed for about a millisecond, and then he was back to his trademark irrepressible excitement: "What about Hufflepuff? Could Hufflepuff talk to badgers?"\
30	"No!" said Ronnie. "And before you ask, Ravenclaw couldn't talk to ravens —"\
31	"Eagles," Hermione corrected her, without even looking up from her own book. "Ravenclaw's symbol is an eagle, not a raven."\
32	Ronnie felt herself go pink with embarrassment. "Well, far as I know, Ravenclaw bloody couldn't talk to eagles or ravens or flamingos or Golden Snidgets or any kind of bird! Or other animal!"
33	* While discussing about Animagi, Colin, now considered the official Purveyor of Weird Ideas, wonders if there's such a thing as Plantmagi, while suggesting that Peter Pettigrew might have taken the form of a tree to hide from everyone else. Neville, who is fond of Herbology, is horrified by this idea.
34	* Luna totally baffling Malfoy at their first encounter on the train.
35	--> "Do I look like a Huf—" he began, but then apparently changed his mind, maybe out of fear that she'd answer yes. "Do you have even the faintest idea who I am?"
36	--> Luna shook her head. "No, but I've always heard that Hufflepuffs were supposed to be kind and helpful. I'm so glad to find out that's true! Oooh, now you're turning the same interesting colour as Neville did!"

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