Line #62 Funny/Unsounded


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5	* A little meta, but Duane and Sette's reactions to people asking about [[BoyMeetsGhoul their romantic relationship]] on [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette their Formspring]] definitely count.
6	-->'''Duane:''' I question your upbringing.\
7	'''Sette:''' I wager ya dish duty she's a girl. Girls gotta ruin everythin' with kissin'. Go kiss a goat, girl!
8	* Even moreso: At one point, after having a FreakOut over a certain question, Sette actually ''[[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/266040170615156367 stole Duane's keyboard]]'' and started answering questions as him. [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/266042897835492511 The]] [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/266043378884413281 resulting]] [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/266044626320762717 answers]] are ''[[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/266063696545985110 hilarious.]]''
9	-->'''Questioner:''' You have turned formspring into performance art.\
10	'''Ashley:''' [[BlatantLies My good man, I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.]]
11	* More formspring whackiness when Duane is asked about scrivening:
12	-->'''Duane:''' The reading and writing of correspondence and the duplication of legal documents are my chief occupations. Now and then there is a spot of translation work but that blackguard Josef Barnaby lured most of my clients away when he disparaged the quality of my Continental as "prosaic and tediously Aldish."
13	-->'''Sette:''' He were right. We get back home though and you pay me and I'll get some lads together and we'll shave his dogs and egg his shop.
14	-->'''Duane:''' ...[[NotSoAboveItAll we'll talk]].
15	* Formspring hilarity continues! During the break between chapters 7 and 8, the Duane & Sette formspring was changed to just Duane, back when he was still alive. One determined individual [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/486297709343428375 immediately jumped]] [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/486947163255886662 on the chance]] [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/487000237156615195 to propose]] to [[EnsembleDarkhorse Duane's brother]] through him, and it became something of a RunningGag. It is intensely amusing to see Duane at first make an attempt at politeness, before [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/487442581903404390 slowly descending]] into [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/487517335624636166 deadpan]] [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/487517416956380964 fury]] as the proposals become [[http://www.formspring.me/DuaneAndSette/q/487657458068643788 more extreme.]]
16	* CrackShip: [[http://files-cdn.formspring.me/photos/20111228/n4efbb44fdcab2.jpg Boo/Chitz]]
17	* Sette and Matty's expressions in [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch05/ch05_17.html this page]] (spoilers) are ''priceless''.
18	* The subtitle of chapter 5: "In which two [[{{Pun}} wrights]] make a wrong."
19	* This:
20	-->'''Sette (to Quigley):''' Your lad hates the hat you got him, he told me.\
21	'''Matty (panicked):''' ''I do not!''
22	* "[[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch05/ch05_23.html You've a pine cone in your hair.]]"
23	* "[[VulgarHumor I want a whore on each hip and a second dick but that don't mean I'm getting it.]]"
24	* Duane: "Thieves and whores. Disgraceful." Sette: "So's your face."
25	* "I saw your [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch06/ch06_70.html play!]]" Even better is that if you look in the upper right of the screen outside the page border you can actually see Knock flying away after being punted by Uaid.
26	* Sette {{squick}}s the key out of the receptionist at a LoveHotel [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch06/ch06_36.html in truly hilarious fashion]].
27	-->He's ''dead'' aroused. I wouldn't look him direct in the face or he's like t'set on your keen squid hat with his manly passions. Now hurry, we need a soundproof room 'cause he's gonna be '''loud'''!
28	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch07/ch07_69.html O-oi, careful! It only goes to my elbow!]]
29	* Duane, after going after Sette in his attack zombie mode and being restrained by the...'apparatus' of the love hotel, comes back to himself just in time to be smacked in the face with a tentacle. [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch07/ch07_120.html His expression has to be seen to be believed.]]
30	* Very BlackHumor indeed, but Matty's expression when he realises just what [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch08/ch08_25.html 'aligning your eyeballs to identical magnetic poles' would entail.]]
31	** "Time has conditioned me against joy and adorable children."
32	** And, when they're discussing ''why'' Rahm has spent so much time observing 'The Happy Tentacle', a handy BrainInAJar murmurs "Collate the boobies."
33	* When a prostitute in Stockyard's brothel is rude and condescending towards Sette, Sette retaliates by ''[[{{Fingore}} biting part of her finger off]].'' Duane gently commands her to spit the finger out and catches it in a handkerchief, as if she's a toddler who's eaten something she shouldn't have. And then he hands it back to the prostitute, asking her to excuse Sette's behaviour because "[[TeamPet Boo]] has nerves."
34	** Knock-Me-Down loves it, though. And expresses it in ''heart-shaped speech bubbles''.
35	---> '''Toby:''' "Didn't she drop a ''pulley'' on your head?"
36	---> '''Knock:''' "I had it coming."
37	** Then, when confronting Stockyard, Sette whispers to Duane to make her 'tall and glorious'. Duane's response is to flick a finger so she suddenly standing on a glowing green box. Probably not quite what she had in mind, Duane...
38	* Sette interrupts the Deadly Nevergreen's song and dance number (culminating with one worker getting uncomfortably close to Duane) with a hail of thrown bottles and brandishes two more threateningly.
39	--> '''Sette:''' Get your breasts away from me employee! He ain't here for love!
40	* They try again later, brushing off his protests that he's a [[SeductionProofMarriage married man]] and a [[AgainstMyReligion cleric]]. In fact...
41	--> '''Girls:''' "Oooooh! [[MotherNature Fat Yertaaaa!]]"
42	--> '''[[NippleAndDimed Fat Yerta pymaric]]:''' ♥[[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch09/ch09_21.html All are welcome!]]♥
43	--> '''Duane:''' [[ColorFailure D-:]]
44	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch08/ch08_14.html The following exchange]] (spoiler alert) between Captain Toma and Elka.
45	-->'''Toma:''' It was our Aldishmen. We can conclude dismemberment is habitual for him. He eats people.
46	-->'''Elka:''' [[Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Plus he didn't make the bed.]] Tch, what an asshole.
47	* After Dawn, an employee of the Deadly Nevergreen, hustles Duane upstairs, the next we hear of him is a prostitute bursting out of his room, horrified and refusing to participate in whatever 'unnatural' activities are going on within, despite the brothel being obviously equipped to deal with... ''esoteric'' tastes. [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch09/ch09_37.html Behold how he treats the two stalwart employees who remained inside.]]
48	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch10/ch10_29.html Just another emergency at the Deadly Nevergreen-]]
49	--> '''Worker:''' Stockyard! Stockyard, an eel got into the Fat Yerta pymaric and now it won't stop spanking Officer Gini!
50	--> '''Stockyard:''' ...What? That ain't no eel. Ana spelled Yerta special for Brother Faradan last week when he come in [[Main/KinkySpanking feelin' penitent.]]
51	--> '''Worker:''' Well, Ana ain't here to unspell it now and Gini's howlin' like a hound-humped hedgepig.
52	* When attempting to meet with Sette outside the Nevergreen, Quigley is doing a good job of being stealthy - [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch10/ch10_32.html and then he's besieged by pymaric breasts and butts.]] ''Hilarious.''
53	** Made all the more so when he uses them ''tactically'' to kill a wright. The other two [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run for it]] the instant a group of grinning, winged, neon-glowing butt pymarics start to float towards them. [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch10/ch10_34.html Quigley's menacing stare is priceless]].
54	* Duane, Quigley and Toma discussing how to tackle the silver:
55	** [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch10/ch10_125.html Duane and Quigley]]:
56	-->'''Duane''': The ghosts are powerless without the silver so the silver must still be our primary target!
57	-->'''Quigley''': '''SAY ''SILVER'' ONE MORE TIME.'''
58	** [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch10/ch10_126.html Duane and Toma]]:
59	--->'''Toma''': So, what, we should think ''happy'' thoughts?
60	--->'''Duane''': That is not a talent of mine.
61	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch10/ch10_124.html When]] Duane's nature is revealed to Toma and Quigley, they immediately disregard the pressing threat in order to engage in IKnewIt with each other and theorize that he's a mindless plod under someone else's control while Duane is [[ImStandingRightHere standing right there]]. Eventually he gets fed up and uses pymary to [[PutTheirHeadsTogether knock their heads together]].
62	--->'''Quigley''': ...This makes sense. No ''legitimate'' human could be such a prancing ''twat''-\
63	'''Duane''': 'Legitimate?!' Plat, shall I ''legitimately'' drop you from another ''cliff''?!
64	* After the events of the Nevergreen, Duane and Sette follow Quigley back to Iori's home. Sette she doesn't seem to mind, but Duane winds up... [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch10/ch10_163.html shooed out.]] He ''has'' to be [[TheComicallySerious maintaining that deadpan look under the broom.]]
65	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch11/ch11_20.html Duane talks with Sette about his time in the khert with Ilganyag]], leading to a rare moment when he utterly loses his composure:
66	--->'''Sette''': So that tittybird talked to ya, huh?
67	--->'''Duane''': At length.
68	--->'''Sette''': I can't believe she had so many titties, it's extraneous! Didja snog her?
69	--->'''Duane''': Yes. [[VerbalBackspace NO. WHAT]]
70	--->'''Sette''': Ugh, you're so ''disgustin''', birds don't even got ''lips''.
71	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch11/ch11_31.html Poof.]]
72	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch12/ch12_23.html Matty plays pretend]] with doll versions of Duane and his father
73	--->'''Matty (as Quigley)''': Nooo! You didn't pyew!
74	--->'''Matty (as Duane)''': Tacit casters don't have to pyew!
75	** Matty then has doll Duane murder doll Quigley, much to real Quigley's dismay.
76	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch12/ch12_40.html Pay close attention to the left of panel 4]]. Sorry, storm bringer, but she's just not into you.
77	* The introduction of new Black-Tongue character and Bastion's self-appointed rival... ''[[AtrociousAlias Darkest Paul.]]''
78	* When Quigley finds out that Matty isn't going to be in the holiday pageant, he immediately overreacts [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch15/ch15_104.html and demands to see the manager]], never mind that Matty's only not in it because he didn't ask to be.
79	%%* Sette and Duane hijack the Tirna's Day festival by rewriting the play to be Ssaelit-themed. Hilarity Ensues.
80	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch17/ch17_112.html Knock's sarcastic commentary]] when Lady Emne shows up in the middle of all the chaos in the port.
81	--->'''Knock-Me-Down:''' (notices the sour look on Elka's face) That the wife?
82	--->'''Elka:''' Yeah.
83	--->'''Knock:''' Perils all about us. Shame and a pity if her lungs fell out.
84	* [[http://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch17/ch17_134.html The cup of coffee made sentient by the Khert fire.]] A cheery little friend!
85	---> "Horrific! Dire! Nail-biting! I hope it gets worse!"
86	* When Alds are attacking the secret bunker under the mayoral manor of Port Morstoben and trying to kill Queen Sonorie, some of the weapons they use are pymaric grenades. Ufal, panicking, smacks one into the corridor outside -- where the High Priestess of Cresce, apparently unaware of the pure chaos going on inside the chamber, is praying to Tirna to assuage her wrath. She and her acolytes are promptly blown to bits.
87	* Sette's bird lectures [[https://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch18/ch18_47.html make a comeback]]. Once more Duane and Sette find themselves in the Khert and Duane bemoans their situation, calling on Lady Ilganyag by her given name. Hearing this makes Sette (and the comic) pause for a moment before delivering this exchange.
88	--->'''Sette:''' You did '''''SEX''''' with her.
89	--->'''Duane:''' '''''YOUSH'''''ould- '''I'''You- '''I'''You'''I'''don'teven'''KNOW'''whatsex'''''IS'''''!
90	--->'''Sette:''' World was more sensible when I reckoned that the case.

Context Funny / Unsounded