Line #22 Funny/TheYearWithoutASantaClaus


1	!!The Year Without a Santa Claus:
2	* Jingle and Jangle's impromptu Vaudeville routine when Mrs. Claus calls.
3	-->'''Jingle:''' Hello Mrs. Claus. Yes, Mrs Claus! Right away Mrs. Claus! Goodbye Mrs. Claus.
4	-->'''Jangle:''' Who was that?
5	-->'''Jingle:''' That was...D'OH!
6	* The Miser Brothers' first scene. Particularly, this bit after Jingle, Jangle, & Vixen manage to escape Heat Miser:
7	-->'''Heat Miser:''' They got away! They got away! ''(Gets hit by a snowball)'' ''Ooh!''\
8	''(Snow Miser laughs. Heat Miser retaliates by shooting one of his heat beams at Snow Miser's butt.)''
9	* Mrs. Claus remarking on Ice Miser's arrival: "Here he comes now, [[LargeHam the big ham]]."
10	* A bit of BlackComedy; at one point in Snow Miser's song, he once again states "whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch" whilst approaching Jingle and Jangle. Jingle and Jangle's expressions imply that they're terrified that he's about to test this power out on ''them'' (instead, he does it to Jangle's hat, before changing it back when Jangle freaks out).
11	* Snow Miser responding to Mrs. Claus asking him to create a blizzard in Southtown: "Hold it. Hold it! ''HOOOOOLD IT''!"
12	* Just the idea that even though he's so unlike his jovial brother, the grumpy and unfriendly Heat Miser has a song-and-dance number virtually identical to Snow Miser's. Ignatius Thistlewhite can even be seen rolling his eyes at how much of a ham Heat Miser is being.
13	* Pretty much every time the Miser Brothers [[SiblingRivalry bicker with each other]].
14	** Case in point:
15	---> '''Snow Miser:''' Hi there, sugarplum! How's you make out with the hothead?
16	---> '''Heat Miser:''' I ''heard'' that, you ''snowball!''
17	---> '''Snow Miser:''' (''resigned'') Oh my goodness, SpeakOfTheDevil.
18	---> '''Heat Miser:''' (''to Mrs. Claus'') Madame, kindly state your business with that drippy snowman and get him ''out'' of here!
19	---> '''Snow Miser:''' Mind your blood pressure, hotcakes. Mother warned you about that [[{{Pun}} low boiling point of yours.]]
20	---> '''Heat Miser:''' (''seething'') Oooh, you just think you're hot stuff because Mother likes you best!
21	** Then when Snow Miser hears about Heat Miser's terms for letting it snow in Southtown:
22	--->'''Mrs. Claus:''' Of course, there has to be a small concession on your part.\
23	'''Snow Miser:''' Oh, really? Well, what does the flaming fool want ''this'' time? [[SarcasmMode The North Pole?]]\
24	'''Mrs. Claus:''' Ah... (''she looks over at Heat Miser, who smirks'') Er, [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder yes, as a matter of fact]]!\
25	'''Snow Miser:''' (''complete with FaceFault and EyeTwitch'') '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''''
26	* This exchange when Mrs. Claus explains the situation to MotherNature.
27	-->'''Mother Nature:''' So [Heat Miser and Snow Miser] gave you a hard time, did they?
28	-->'''Mrs. Claus:''' Oh I'm sure they didn't mean to!
29	-->'''Mother Nature:''' [[BrutalHonesty Oh yes they did. They're nasty little boys!]]
30	** Later, when Mother Nature summons the brothers to straighten things out, the two of them immediately start kissing up to their mommy; Snow Miser seems to try fixing her hair/adjusting her hat while Heat Miser appears to be trying to warm up her tea.
31	** They also go about making rude faces at each other behind her back.
32	* The Southtown mayor's DelayedReaction to realizing it's "snow[ing] in Dixie" is funny enough already, but [[WildTake him hanging in mid-air above his desk for a split-second]] while exploding with a BigWhat when the realization ''finally'' sets in turns the already hilarious scene into a complete gut-buster.
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35	!!A Miser Brothers Christmas:
36	* Heat Miser growling at a rabbit.
37	* When they witness Santa getting injured, the Miser Brothers' response is to both say in unison "Mommy's gonna kill us!"
38	* The Greenland/Iceland argument.
39	-->'''Heat Miser:''' There's hardly any ice there at all!
40	-->'''Snow Miser:''' You did the same thing, but with Greenland! Greenland's covered in ice! It's not green!
41	-->'''Heat Miser:''' It will be when I'm done with it!
42	-->'''Snow Miser:''' Over my melted body!
43	-->'''Heat Miser:''' I can arrange that!
44	* Every time the North Wind gets angry because of his over-the-top expressions and because of how composed he tries to make himself out to be when in the presence of his mother.
45	* When the North Wind's scheme is finally revealed:
46	-->'''North Wind:''' You two have no authority over me!
47	-->''(The Miser Brothers smirk at each other)''
48	-->'''Snow Miser:''' Maybe not...
49	-->'''Heat Miser:''' But we know someone who does...
50	-->'''Miser Brothers:''' ''(in unison)'' ''Oh, Mother!''
51	-->''(A furious Mother Nature appears in a bolt of lightning; North Wind gulps.)''

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