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1	!!Gregor the Overlander
2	* At a feast:
3	-->'''Henry''': Welcome, Overlander. Beware the fish, for Luxa plans to poison you directly!
4	-->'''Luxa''': Beware ''your'' fish, Henry. I gave orders to poison scoundrels, forgetting you would be dining as well.
5	-->'''Henry''': (to Gregor) Switch plates with the bats.
6	* Gregor weaponizing his baby sister's tantrum against the spinners.
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8	!!Gregor and the Prophecy of Bane
9	* [[DirtyCoward The fireflies]] are hilarious, in an obnoxious way. As well as [[DeadpanSnarker Twitchtip's]] methods of handling them.
10	-->'''Boots''': Too loud, you like Fo-Fo.
11	-->'''Photos Glow-Glow''': [[InsistentTerminology It is Photos Glow-Glow!]]
12	-->'''Twitchtip''': Oh shut up, Fo-Fo.
13	* Gregor decides to take the baby [[spoiler: to Ripred]]. Ares does not think it's a good idea.
14	-->'''Gregor''': Wait! Only say why we can't do it if you have a better idea.
15	-->([[{{Beat}} long pause]])
16	-->'''Ares''': I do not have any better ideas, but this one has [[ThisIsGonnaSuck no possible good endings.]]
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18	!!Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods
19	*
20	-->'''Ripred''': Well, you have to at least credit her [Nerissa] with a certain instability. Remember when she told you I was plotting to take over the Fount with an army of lobsters?
21	-->'''Vikus''': You did [[NoodleIncident try and take over the Fount]] with an army of lobsters.
22	* The cockroaches call Gregor and Boots' mom "Maker of the Princess and Most Fearsome Swatter".
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24	!!Gregor and the Marks of Secret
25	*
26	-->'''Luxa''': Howard, Nike, why do you provoke my guests?
27	-->'''Nike''': We are hoping that they will be offended enough to leave.

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