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3
4''The Ren and Stimpy Show'', putting the "Light" in LightmareFuel since 1991!
5
6(Please note that because it has both Nightmare, as well as Nausea Fuel[[note]]Along with the previously mentioned "lightmare fuel"[[/note]], YMMV on how "funny" [or not] these moments really are, especially since some moments were actually not intended to be funny at all [e.g., the infamous [[Recap/RenandStimpy2x07SonofStimpy "Son of Stimpy"]] episode], while others are ambiguous as to which is which).
7
8!!Original show
9
10* ''Any'' time either of the main characters scream. Creator/BillyWest and Creator/JohnKricfalusi have the most epic screams of terror in cartoon history.
11** Not to mention [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9vyE5IjT0w the most epic psychotic laughter]], although that's all Billy -- John couldn't get the laugh to sound ''quite'' nightmarish enough.
12* The "Log" commercials.
13** The first "Log" commercial was the first segment of the first episode. It basically set the tone for the series.
14
15!!Big House Blues
16* Ren is upset that their cellmate Phil had to be put to "the Big Sleep." Stimpy asks Ren what the "Big Sleep" is, and Ren pulls Stimpy close by the tongue, closes his eyes and begins to whisper in his ear, "He's..." but then [[SuddenlyShouting suddenly yells "DEAD!]] DEAD, YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT 'DEAD' IS?! JUST LIKE ''WE'LL'' BE IF WE DON'T GET OUTTA HERE!".
17
18!!Stimpy's Big Day/The Big Shot
19* Ren pretending to be Stimpy after finding out Stimpy won $47 million ("IIII'M the cat!!!") and eating Gritty Kitty litter with a pained expression.
20* A caricature of Creator/KirkDouglas silently sliding in and out of the frame [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment for no particular reason]] in the establishing shot of Hollywood.
21* Ren home alone:
22--> '''Ren''': I'll watch some TV. It'll help me to '''[[SuddenlyShouting RELAAAAAX]]'''!!!
23* Stimpy meets Muddy Mudskipper, who proceeds to do a bunch of punchlines. When Stimpy tries to get a word in edgewise:
24--> '''Stimpy''': ''(breathes in)''\
25'''Muddy''': Shaddap.
26
27!!Robin Hoek
28* Stimpy's exhaustion having to play multiple parts in the same story. Doubly funny since Stimpy is the one telling the story.
29
30!!Nurse Stimpy
31* The scene where Ren is given a sponge bath by Stimpy. [[https://s3.amazonaws.com/intanibase/iad_screenshots/1991/11301/15.jpg Some onlookers are watching through a nearby window]], complete with [[{{Sting}} "Dun dun DUUUUUUNNNN!"]]
32
33!!Space Madness
34* "Space Madness" has some of the absolute best moments, with Ren's descent into madness ("It is not '''I''' who am crazy. It is I who am '''mad'''!") and the ultimate SchmuckBait, the History Eraser Button.
35** '''DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TAPPING LIKE THAT, YOU BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM?!?!?!?!!!'''
36** I've had this ice cream bar since I was a ''CHILD!'' People ALWAYS TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM ME!!! '''WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ''ALOOOOOOONEEEE????'''''
37** '''DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS!!!! ONE STEP CLOSER, I"M WARNING YA!!''
38*** '''''NOW''''' '''YOU'VE DONE IT! YOU! FORCED ME TO USE IT''' (starts brushing only his front teeth)
39** The shot with Stimpy with a toaster on his head as the narrator rants about "thrilling futuristic headgear" and "[[MundaneMadeAwesome spine-tingling toast]]".
40** The nubby-looking spacesuit Ren was wearing on the shot of the planet.
41** Stimpy slapping Ren's posterior with a towel, and Ren says in a totally wussy tone, "Hey, cut it out!" in a way that's so not like him.
42** '''Ren:''' "I'll just lie back, and think '''pleasant''' thoughts... chicken pot piiiieee... chocolate covered RAISINS... eh, glaaaazed hammmm... ohhh ohhhh..."
43** The LargeHam narrator who introduces the show.
44*** "All systems go! Prepare for countdown! 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Blast off to adventure In the amazing year four hundred billion! With Commander Hoek and his faithful companion Cadet Stimpy, as they roam the endless uncharted regions of space at speeds ''so'' fantastic they throttle[[note]]Or "boggle"; it's not clear which.[[/note]] the imagination!"
45*** "Okay, space cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the cosmos! In today's turgid episode!"
46** '''DON'T TOUCH IT!! IT'S [[SchmuckBait THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON]], YOU FOOL!!'''
47--->'''Cadet Stimpy:''' S-so what'll happen?\
48'''Captain Ren:''' That's just it! We don't know! Maaaybe something bad? Maaaaybe something good? I guess we'll never know!! Cuz you're going to guard it! You won't touch it, will you?
49** The Narrator showing up in person!
50--->'''The Narrator:''' Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires? Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the '''MERE! PUSH!''' Of a '''SINGLE! BUTTON?!''' The beautiful ''shiny'' button. The jolly ''candy-like'' button. Will he hold out, folks? ''Can'' he hold out?\
51'''Cadet Stimpy:''' NO, I CAN'T!
52*** Note that the Narrator isn't just narrating. Noooo....he's flat out nudging, shoving, smacking, and pushing Stimpy towards the button, making the temptation to push it even worse.
53** "Oh no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!"
54
55!!The Boy Who Cried Rat
56* "SQUEAK! Squeak, I tell you, SQUEAK!"
57--> "That's the ugliest mouse I've ever seen. And he's beating up on our cheese!"
58** The bit where Ren and Stimpy are chased away by a George Liquor prototype.
59---> '''George''': Keep outta my trash! I'm tellin' ya for the last time! ''(to audience)'' A man works hard for his filth, only to have vagrants come and steal it. ''(sniffs)'' It's a crying shame.
60
61!!Fire Dogs
62* When Ren unknowingly eats Stimpy's kitty litter: "AGGGGGHHHH!!! YOOOOOOUUUUU!!!"
63* "I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU PEOPLE!... Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were circus midgets."
64* The scene where a fat, middle-aged woman in a burning building tosses her comically oversized baby, followed by her horse (Mr. Horse), her walrus, and her elephant, onto Ren, and then shrieks "Save ''me''!" as Stimpy sends Ren up the fire truck ladder at high speed.
65** When the housewife prepares to throw them a ''freaking elephant'', [[RageQuit Ren drops his end of the firemen's trampoline and crosses his arms in a huff]]. Really, [[TheChewToy can you blame him at that point?]]
66* [[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0947463/mediaviewer/rm2033691137/ The still shot of the aforementioned woman from Ren's POV after he wakes up from CPR.]] Even better, he passes back out.
67
68!!Untamed World
69* The scene where a vicious-looking seagull swoops down on a baby Stimpy turtle and looks ready to devour it, but...
70--> '''Seagull''': ''(in surfer voice)'' Uh, say mac, could you, like, spare some change for, like, a bite to eat?\
71'''Turtle''': ''(in early George Liquor voice)'' WHAT?! Eggghhh.... ''(reaches in his pocket and pulls out a coin)'' Here. Now go on! SCRAAAAAAM!\
72'''Seagull''': Like, bless you, sir.\
73'''Turtle''': Deadbeat...
74** The scene where Ren, chasing a yak to tag, is accidentally tranquilized by Stimpy, and gets slower and slower, complete with LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand.
75--->'''Stimpy''': Oh boy! I got one, I got one! ''(tags Ren's ear)''
76*** Which leads to a BrickJoke at the end of the episode:
77---->"Say Stimpy, what's that on your tongue?" ''[Stumpy sticks out his tongue to inspect, only for Ren to tag it]''
78** The gag where the frilled Ren lizard somehow defies gravity to avoid touching the hot sand.
79
80!!Stimpy's Invention
81* "Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy joy, HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY..."
82** "I don't think you're happy enough."
83** "I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!"
84** "If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars!"
85** "[[Creator/BurlIves That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee...]][[Film/TheBigCountry I told ya I'd shoot! But ya didn't believe me!]] [[SuddenlyShouting WHY DIDN'T YA BELIEVE ME?!]]"
86** Ren's crazy laughter and over-the-top happiness throughout the entire episode. Along with his tortured smile.
87** The look of demented joy on Ren's face as he bashes himself in the head with a hammer to destroy the happy helmet.
88** The little dance routine Stimpy does with his glutes toward the end of the song.
89** Ren's reaction when Stimpy reveals how the stay-put socks work. [[spoiler:[[StickySituation They're full of glue.]]]]
90--->"You filthy swine! '''[[IllKillYou I WILL KILL YOU!!]]'''"
91** Ren's MoodWhiplash after finally removing the helmet, storming up to Stimpy, angrier than he's ever been in his entire life, and immediately starts strangling him.
92--->'''Stimpy''': Ren? You're angry?\
93'''Ren''': '''YER [[GoshDarnItToHeck DERN-TOOTIN']] I'M ANGRY!!'''
94** Then [[MoodWhiplash after a few seconds, Ren says he feels great]] and thanks Stimpy for helping him realize how much he ''loves being angry.'' Stimpy replies with an uncertain "Happy to be of service...?" with an AsideGlance. Cut to Ren, wearing a SlasherSmile and his insane laughter ringing out as the cartoon ends.
95
96!!In the Army
97* The tear gas scene. Especially to someone who's been through tear gas training. Stimpy's wild takes are pretty much what tear gas really does to you. This also doubles as NightmareFuel.
98** Ren's SanitySlippage:
99--->"And now, no sleep! (laughs) No sleep? No bed! (laughing intensifies) NONONO! BEDBEDBED! (Grabs axe and laughs maniacally before hacking up his bed)"\
100"Psst, hey, Guido. It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant. You get it? And he '''knows''' it. That's why he's gonna '''kill us'''. So, we got to beat it... yeah... before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don't worry, little missy... '''I'LL SAVE YOU!'''" (Picks up Stimpy and runs off with him piggy-back style)
101
102!!Powdered Toast Man
103* This dialogue:
104--> "Quick man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"\
105"Both of them? ''(squeeze... faceplant)''
106* PTM is summoned to help the president in a crisis. The crisis?
107--> "I'm caught in my own zipper!"
108
109!!Out West
110* Mr. Horse's appearance: "So. It's the old steal-the-horse bit again, is it? All right, let's do it. If we have to."
111** The cowboys can't hang Ren and Stimpy for their crime. Why? Because Ren doesn't weigh enough and Stimpy doesn't have a neck. Cue a shot of Stimpy with thee noose comically wrapped around his face and Ren blowing like a leaf in the wind.
112* Ewalt and Abner themselves are hilarious.
113--> '''Abner''': Hey, I'm bored!\
114'''Ewalt''': ''(looking dumbfounded)'' You're smart enough to be bored??\
115'''Abner''': ''(offended)'' Hey! Watch your dirty mouth!\
116''(The two then scratch themselves like dogs)''
117
118!!Rubber Nipple Salesmen
119* A scene involving Mr. Horse is simultaneously this and NightmareFuel. It's a truly horrifying scene, but it's also laugh-out-loud hilarious. Especially since Mr. Horse is acting so out of character.
120--> '''Mr. Horse''': All right, so I MADE a mistake! ''ONE'' MISTAKE! Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?! Maybe I should make ''another'' mistake! Maybe ''TWO'' more!\
121'''Ren''': Please sir! I think one mistake is plenty! Just let me show you what's inside here!\
122'''Mr. Horse''': ''(throws hands up)'' Don't do it, man! I'm not armed!\
123'''Ren''': We really just want to sell you some rubber nipples! See?\
124''(Mr. Horse winces in fear a few times but then realizes...)''\
125'''Mr. Horse''': Oh...it ''is'' a nipple. ''(laughs good-naturedly)'' Oh, what you must think of me. Forget everything I told you.
126** The walrus.
127---> '''Walrus''': Caaaaaall the poleeeeece.
128** Mr. Pipe with rubber nipples on his knees.
129** Stimpys "Dream" speech:
130---> '''Stimpy''': I have a dream... I believe that one day, everyone everywhere will know the wonders of my nipples! ([[MoodWhiplash Ren hits him in the face with an iron)]]\
131'''Ren''': Fine! You keep your dream, and ''I'll'' keep the money! Now shut up and drive.\
132'''Stimpy''': ''(with his face in the shape of the iron he removed)'' I'm drivin', I'm drivin'!
133** After Ren is smashed with a shovel by the Fire Chief:
134---> '''Stimpy''': I have ''another'' dream, Ren.\
135'''Ren''': What's your dream?\
136'''Stimpy''': That some day, I will be as good of a salesman as YOU, Ren. ''(Ren slaps him)''
137** One of the funniest instances of one of Ren's catchphrases in the series:
138---> '''Stimpy''': Ren. Ren. Ren. Ren. Ren. ''(whiny)'' Reeeennnn!!!\
139'''Ren''': WHAT '''IS IT''', MAN?!
140** When Ren gives Mr. Pipe a hickey with a rubber nipple:
141---> '''Mr. Pipe''': ''(examining it in the mirror)'' Oh man! Wait 'til the guys at work get a lot of this!\
142'''Mrs. Pipe''': Do you wanna sleep in the yard?\
143'''Mr. Pipe''': You mean for a ''change''?
144
145!!Sven Hoek
146* A hilarious episode thanks to Ren's lovable idiot cousin, the eponymous Sven- who's basically a Swedish, chihuahua version of Stimpy. His voice is hilarious, he looks funny... Special mention goes to Sven counting during "Hide and Seek" with the numbers out of order, and randomly saying "Fjord!" in place of a number.
147** The entirety of the fake "Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence" board game ad. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZR2tnJtGw The jingle alone is hilarious]] if only for how incredibly ''cheery'' it is!
148** And the episode really goes into high gear when Ren comes home to discover.. "My opera records! COVERED IN BUBBLE GUM! My collection of RARE, INCURABLE, DISEASES! VIOLATED! [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!!!]] My dinosaur droppings! PAINTED LIKE EASTER EGGS!!! [[TheScream AHHHHHHH!!!!!]] YOU EEDIOTS!"
149*** YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU! BOTH OF YOOOOOU!!!! *violently poking Sven in the eye*[[note]]Ohh, what I'm gonna do to you! I'm so angry![[/note]]
150** "...Next...I'm gonna...tttTEAR your arms out at the sockets! And you wanna know what else? [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I'm gonna HIT ya, and you're gonna fall]], and I'm gonna look down, and I'm gonna laugh."
151*** But first...FIRST...[[MoodWhiplash I gotta take a whiz!]]
152** Oh, you like the game, huh?! Well, how do you like '''THEES'''!!! ''(zips down and whizzes on the electric fence)''
153*** "So, you whizzed on the electric fence, [[FingerWag didn't ya]]?"
154
155!!Haunted House
156* We have the bloody head fairy, the yak tenderizing his food, the ghost killing himself and coming back as a fat black guy.
157** Ren and Stimpy's confused looks as they wave goodbye to the fat black guy.
158
159!!Mad Dog Hoek
160* The majority of it.
161** '''FLYING BUTT PLIERS!'''
162** "HEY REN! Pretending to wrestle is the funnest thing ever!"
163** "'''WE WILL HAVE! OUR! ''REVEEEEEEEEENGE!'''''"
164** Stimpy's "I Like Darren!" rant is an odd example of this and NightmareFuel. Especially towards the end, where he's screaming his lines out like a madman, his voice has an echo effect, and the music is all crazy.
165--->'''Stimpy:''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis HE... IS... NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!]]'''''
166*** Oh, and his tongue ''flies out of his mouth'' as he screams the last word.
167** Even ''funnier?'' Ren - who's normally rather AxCrazy - tries to ''calm down a raging Stimpy,'' who's normally rather [[ThePollyanna happy]] and [[TheDitz dopey]]. [[EpicFail Unfortunately,]] the former gets shoved away.
168
169!![[Recap/RenandStimpy2x07SonOfStimpy Son of Stimpy]]
170* When Ren doesn't think Stinky is real, Stimpy tries to prove he exists by farting a second time. We are then treated to Stimpy bent over and straining, only for nothing to happen. Even with a little more gusto on the second try still nothing happens. After Ren starts to express annoyance, we're treated to the third go. Putting in as much effort as possible there's an up close shot of Stimpy's butt, swelling and straining from the effort. Stimpy's groans reach critical mass before finally gasping and [[PainToTheAss that big, bubbly butt goes all limp and deflated like a pair of balloons.]]
171-->'''Nose Goblin:''' "The guy talks to ''farts'', man..."
172** Before that, there's the birth of Stinky. Stimpy is watching tv, then there's an up close shot of Stimpy's butt as this percolating sound begins to gradually grow in intensity, accompanied by a dramatic musical score. Then, right as both noises reach their peak, the music cuts off and we are treated to what has to be one of the loudest, longest, most powerful butt bongos ever put in animation, sounding like a balloon releasing air multiplied tenfold. Then Stimpy turns around to see a big scorch mark burned into the carpet from the incident. Easily the most dramatic ripping of ass ever seen.
173** Even ''the opening narration'' was hilarious: "Hello boys and girls! [[MindScrew This here's a true story that we just made up!]]"
174
175!!Monkey See, Monkey Don't
176* The "Prehensile nose" gag.
177
178!!Fake Dad
179* We have Kowalski, a 9-year-old "kid" on what is basically a Big Brother/Big Sister ripoff. Kowalski is serving a 36 year prison sentence for crimes on humanity... and oh hell, [[http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/961721.jpg here's a picture of him]]
180** "I'm not yer ''Daaaaaaaad''... I'm only your FAKE Dad, and only through this WEEK-end!"
181** '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext GET HIM A GLASS OF MEAT, WILL YOU, STIMPY?]]'''
182
183!!The Great Outdoors
184* Pretty much anything involving Old Man Hunger, including the RunningGag of his loving Skinny-X'ing and the various {{Scenery Censor}}s that are employed, including a sign reading "No ball play".
185** One of the highlights is the scene where Ren [[ManOnFire sets himself on fire]] trying to start a campfire and Old Man Hunger stomps on him to put him out.
186** Ren eating a dehydrated meat pill without adding water. The pill reacts to his saliva, causing Ren's body to expand into a very suspicious horse-shape. The horse then says "No sir, I don't like it".
187** The duo's eyes going [[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises wide]] and bloodshot in utter horror (coupled with a glass-shattering sound effect), when Old Man Hunger invites his wife to join in on the skinny dipping.
188
189!![[Recap/RenAndStimpy2x09TheGreatOutdoorsTheCatThatLaidTheGoldenHairball The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball]]
190* Ren forces Stimpy to hwarf up hairballs for him in order to make money. Production ramps up, and Ren is happily stamping away with dollar signs in his eyes, while Stimpy is gradually running out of places to lick as each body part is getting licked clean, and is getting steadily more exhausted as the hwarfing begins to take its toll. Then Stimpy [[HeroicRROD passes out on the conveyor belt]] and gets [[PainToTheAss painfully stamped on the butt cheeks]] leaving a "Grade A" brand stamped across Stimpy's ass like a Juicy Couture logo.
191
192!!Stimpy's Fan Club
193* [[ChewingTheScenery This]] [[MemeticMutation classic]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA scene]].
194* Ren's reaction after reading a letter about one of Stimpy's fans who still wets his bed: "You... MAKE ME ''SICK''! YOU PROBABLY WET THE BED ON PURPOSE!"
195* The ending where Ren, poorly disguised as Stimpy, receives a letter from the mailman addressed to him. After gloating to Stimpy about it, he learns it's from him. After [[VisualPun an actual jackass appears on the screen]][[note]]although sadly this is cut out of of syndication and isn't even on the DVD release[[/note]] (along with its accompanying braying), Ren breaks down in Stimpy's arms, who consoles him...[[MoodWhiplash as several recurring characters watch from the window.]]
196
197!!Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
198* The anthem of the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, sung to the tune of "My Country Tis Of Thee"/"God Save The Queen".
199** Our country reeks of trees/Our yaks are reeeeeally large!/And they smell like rotting beef carcasses...
200** And we have to clean up after them/And our saddle sores are the best/We proudly wear women's clothing/and searing sands blow up our skirts!
201** And the buzzards, they soar overhead/And poisonous snakes will devour us whole/And our bones will bleach in the sun!
202** And we will probably go to ''[[SoundEffectBleep (fart noise masking the word "hell" which is seen crossed out in the displayed sing-a-long lyrics)]]''/And that is our great reward/For being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
203** After singing, everyone throws their hats, kilts, and intestines in the air.
204** The bear's reaction to the sing-a-long.
205** Ren's yak getting annoyed by Stimpy's singing and screaming, "'''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!!!]] I CAN'T ''STAND'' IT ANYMORE! ALL THE TIME, SINGING, SINGING! ''WHY WON'T HE STOP?!?!?!'''''" [[NightmareFuel/TheRenAndStimpyShow before his real freakout.]]
206
207!!To Salve and Salve Not
208* We get an exchange that basically sums up Ren and Stimpy's relationship in a nutshell.
209-->'''Stimpy:''' Hey Reeeen! Guess what I did!\
210'''Ren:''' Let's see...am I gonna have to ''KILL'' YOU?\
211'''Stimpy:''' (''giddy with excitement'') [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Maybe!]]
212** Stimpy buys a vacuum cleaner and demonstrates how powerful it is. It sucks a monkey through a garden hose, the garden hose itself, and eventually Ren himself, stripping him of his hair and organs, and eventually his bones too.
213--->'''Ren''': Must! Save! The Braaaaaain!
214** The salesman character in general.
215---> '''Salesman''': Lemme ask you a question: How do you think George Washington fit into his party dress? ''(Stimpy breathes in to answer...)'' SAAAALLLVVVVEEE!! ''(picks up Stimpy and gently rubs his head)'' Let me ask you a personal question. How do you think Columbus discovered scurvy, hmm?\
216'''Stimpy''': ''(hesitantly)'' S... salve?\
217'''Salesman''': That's absolutely KEE-RECT!
218* The scene where the salesman disguises himself as a piece of toast. Ren catches on and feeds him to his mangy junkyard dog.
219** And before doing so, scrapes the burnt parts off his back with a butter knife.
220* Ren runs out of toilet paper at the end, and when the salesman appears to offer him salve, Ren gets so angry he ''turns blue and his skin cracks''.
221
222!!A Yard Too Far
223* This bit:
224-->'''Ren:''' I'm so hungry, I'm wasting away! I'm nothing but skin and bones... ''(opens his skin, showing his skeleton)''\
225'''Stimpy''': Yeah, I'm nothing but skin and ''fat''! ''(opens his stomach, showing fat)''
226** "There's no dog, but there is a ''baboon!''"
227** Ren rips Stimpy's skin off and orders it to get the hog jowls. The baboon's owner, thinking it's a jowl fallen off the plate, gives it to the baboon and it starts mauling on it. Skinless Stimpy could only look on and cry.
228** Everything involving the sexy baboon puppet.
229
230!!An Abe Divided
231* Ren's reactions to Stimpy sculpting the heads of SantaClaus and UsefulNotes/FidelCastro on the Lincoln Memorial:
232** "''DO IT AGAIN!!''"
233** Stimpy sits on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial and starts telling it all the toys he wants.
234--->'''Ren:''' GET DOWN! That's not Santa Claus! It's a memorial!\
235'''Stimpy:''' A ''memorial?'' (''tearing up'') I didn't know Santa Claus was...DEAD! (''bawls'')
236
237!!Stimpy's Cartoon Show
238* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRmr6QfgFTQ Ren and Stimpy meeting Wilbur Cobb.]]
239** "Shhh! The walls have teeth! Us I-talians have to stick together, ya know."
240** "UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. So there I was, up to my elbows in [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]]. But don't get me wrong. I'll eat just about anything, so long as it is easy to swallow."
241** "NO! Creator/WalterLantz! No account son of a busdriver. Bhehehehe..."
242** "By the way, you should get out more."
243** And finally, the unabashed badness of Stimpy's utter failure of a cartoon, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tmAE6e6yVc "I Like Pink"]], starring Explodey and Poopy. It really has to be seen to be believed.
244--->'''Poopy''': Oh my God, Explodey! It's Peg Pelvis Pete, come to kill us!\
245'''Peg Pelvis Pete''': Mmm-hmmm, aha, I'll get the both of you! Aha! Blblblba!
246
247!!Jiminy Lummox
248* As Stimpy is flipping the channels, you could hear loud as day a voice clip of Homer from ''[[WesternAnimation/TreehouseOfHorror Treehouse of Horror II]]'' moaning out, "Ohhh, I hate having two heads!"
249** Also, while he was up, Ren put a thumbtack on his chair in the hopes of scaring him away. Instead, he not sits on it without a fuss, but he gets up again and we see it for ourselves in a GrossUpCloseUp.[[note]]Complete with a "Duh-Duh-DUHHHHH!" ScareChord![[/note]]
250
251!!Bass Masters
252* Ren calmly talking to the audience while he's preparing to go fishing before waking up Stimpy.
253--> '''Ren''': Well, it's five A.M. Time to wake up my assistant, Stimpy.\
254''(Beat)''\
255'''Ren''': [[SuddenlyShouting HEY, LAZY BONES! DRAG YOUR WORTHLESS BUTT OUT OF BED NOW! AND DON'T FORGET THE WORMS!]]
256
257!!Road Apples
258* All the characters are sleeping on the large bed. Their snoring is keeping Ren awake. Ren complains, "Everybody's asleep except me! Hey, if everyone's asleep... '''''[[WhoIsDriving WHO'S DRIVING THE R.V.???]]'''''" He looks to find ''[[OhCrap no one]]'' is. He screams as the R.V. crashes into the water. The husband and wife puts them outside so they wouldn't wet the bed.
259-->'''Wilbur Cobb:''' The joke's on them, I already wet the bed. HA HA HA HA HA!
260
261!!Ren's Retirement
262* An elderly Ren spots a cemetery and says that's where he belongs.
263--> '''Ren''': Whaddya think?\
264'''TheGrimReaper''': ''(with his arm around Ren)'' I'm with you, paaaaal.
265* The musical number of the "Billy the Beef Tallow Boy" sketch is pure hilarity, with highlights including the girl's father commenting that the deep-fried teeth taste like beef after putting them in his mouth as well as struggling to swallow the deep-fried Buick at the end of the song.
266
267!!Jerry the Bellybutton Elf
268* I AM ADONIS! LORD OF CHAOS!
269** ''DINNER,'' '''''DINNER! HURRY UP, BOY, I! WANT! MY! DINNER!'''''
270** ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I!]] [[BerserkButton HATE!]] '''[[DoesNotLikeSpam LINT-LOAF!]]'''''
271** Ren making peace with his demise really quickly, assuring Stimpy that he's not mad since he's about to be devoured.
272--->'''Ren''': If the giant crazy porkchop doesn't kill us, I'll kill ''you''!\
273'''Stimpy''': ''(touched)'' Thanks, buddy!
274
275!!Hard Times For Haggis
276* The build up to Haggis's TV show is a big anti-climax: "The Scotsman Beats His Dog" is him just tapping his dog on the head lightly. End of episode. Cue Haggis watching at home, laughing hysterically.
277** An insecure Haggis grills his butler:
278---> '''Haggis''': Who's the funniest cartoon on TV?! Huh?!\
279'''Butler''': Duhhh... ''Rodney and Bullwinkey''?
280** When the salesman character kicks Haggis out of his mansion:
281---> '''Salesman''': Excuse me, Mr. Haggis, but wouldn't you be more comfortable... say... '''OUT IN THE STREEEEET!!!'''
282** After Haggis does an exaggerated cry upon being kicked out of his mansion: "Get ahold of youself! Are ye not a man? Are ye not wearin' a dress?!"
283** A kid approaches Haggis sporting Ren & Stimpy underwear. Haggis grabs it and rips it up. The kid calls for his dad:
284---> '''Fire Chief''': So, a circus midget, eh? I've been lookin' forward to this, for a loooooong tiiiiiime...
285
286!!Ren's Bitter Half
287* "Hey! I don't need three butts!"
288* Evil Ren answers the door- it's a Girl Scout who asks if he wants to buy some cookies. He consumes the whole box, spits them back in the box, goes "NO!" and slams the door.
289
290!!House of Next Tuesday
291* The episode opens with a salesman giving [[OverlyLongGag a comically-long spiel]] about the features of the eponymous house, like an over-sized SolarPoweredMagnifyingGlass for warding off giant ants, a system that involves luring said giant ants to get rid of "door-to-door sales-bots", and an elaborate climate-control system with "air you can ''breathe''" (in the apparently-likely event that the Earth's atmosphere is "polluted to the consistency of giblet gravy"). Then he ends his spiel with "[[LampshadeHanging But why let ME go on about it?!]] Experience it for yourself!"
292** Ren's various screams of agony when he's sucked into the jerky machine and then tenderized and shredded.
293** Ren looks suitably disgusted when Stimpy wets the bed... the ''dehydrated'' bed, which swells up further until it fills the bedroom, leaving the two pressed uncomfortably against the ceiling.
294
295!!A Friend in Your Face!
296* Ren tries to get rid of his head parasite by sucking him up with a vacuum cleaner, only to ensnare and beat up his own brain instead.
297** He even sends a leech into his brain. Only for the head parasite to cook it and eat it.
298
299!!Blazing Entrails
300* Stimpy's [[TalkativeLoon incoherent babbling]] (more incoherent than usual, at the least) and constant spasms.
301-->"I'M NOT OKAY! I'M NOT OKAY!"\
302"I wanna banana, Ivana..."\
303"Diddle diddle fiddle piddle poodle piddle poodle racky sacky want some seafood mama."\
304"You'll never wander all the rest are peanut butter set the Pasadena you know which has [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague the Rose Bowl]]."\
305"[[WesternAnimation/MrMagoo Why certainly, dear.]]"
306** "Hey! Can't you wait 'til morning to saw your face off, like everyone else?!"
307** This bit:
308---> '''Dr. Brainchild''': You'll have to go investigate... INSIDE STIMPY.\
309'''Ren''': Me? Inside ''him''?\
310'''Dr. Brainchild''': ''(creepy tone)'' Yyyyyyeeeessssssssss.\
311'''Ren''': Are you going to... shrink me?\
312'''Dr. Brainchild''': Don't be ridiculous. ''(takes out a pump and inflates Stimpy to giant size)''
313** A penny and a corn cob hassle Ren on the subway to Stimpy's stomach: "You think you're so great 'cause you can be digested?!"
314
315!!Farm Hands
316* When Ren and Stimpy introduce themselves to Abner and Ewalt:
317--> '''Ewalt''': Gawd, Abner, those are the ugliest young'iiiins, ever I did seeeee!\
318'''Abner''': Well, nothin' a few trips to the thresher won't fix.
319** After Abner pulls out all of Ren & Stimpy's teeth:
320---> '''Abner''': Well, Ewalt, now you can finish that necklace you started.
321** When Abner tells Ren and Stimpy to clean the outhouse:
322---> '''Ewalt''': Be careful down there; [[{{Squick}} Abner's been kinda sickly lately.]]
323
324!!I Love Chicken
325* Stimpy falls in love ''with a '''chicken'''''.
326** What makes it even funnier is the context of the episode. The chicken in question is a chicken meant for cooking, as in, without a head or feet and plucked of all feathers and everything...but it's ''alive and sentient''; it can move, it has a mouth on the tip of its neck, it carries Stimpy over the threshold when they get married, it reads the newspaper, etc. Ren's reaction is like that of a jealous lover who just caught his spouse cheating...and yet the way he words it makes it hard to tell if the "spouse" in this situation is supposed to be Stimpy or the freaking chicken!
327** "'''[[AxCrazy GRINDY-GRINDY-GRINDY!]]'''"
328** "Well, in the future when you're hungry, I'll thank you ''not'' to cook my wife!"
329** Stimpy's hilariously feeble attempt at slapping Ren. The look on Ren's face is priceless.
330** Stimpy saying "Let me spell you for it, mister", followed by [[VisualPun letters spelling the word "mister" appearing above Ren's head]].
331** As Stimpy grieves for his "wife", Ren yells at him how sick he is of this "chicken widow crap" and orders him to make his dinner. Stimpy replies with a resigned, dopey-sounding "Yes, master." The ending has him sadly putting away the groceries, discovering a goat's head wrapped in plastic, and him running into the living room, dressed as a bride himself and with the goat head with one hand and a bouquet in the other, happily exclaims, "Hey Ren, guess what? [[HereWeGoAgain I'm engaged!"]] Ren then cries out a BigNo as the tune of the wedding march is heard in the background.
332
333!!Double Header
334* One of the rarest instances of [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Stimpy]] being a DeadpanSnarker: "Uh, Ren. You're [[FreakOut freaking out]].
335* The ending, where Ren's head is grafted onto Stimpy's butt- the doc then gives him lunch:
336--> '''Stimpy''': My favorite: Barbecue Boston baked beans!\
337''(Ren winces as the cartoon does an IrisOut on his face, then does a brief "iris in" when Stimpy farts)''
338
339!!The Scotsman in Space
340* As a CallBack to Space Madness, "Scotsman In Space" has Ren go nuts again and threaten to ''lick a fly''.[[FelonyMisdemeanor A mortified Stimpy begs him to stop]].
341** Ren and Stimpy are doing an operation on the Scotsman. Ren holds a remote up to the Scotsman's butt, which hums. He notes: "Hmm, [[CaptainObvious that's his butt all right."]]
342** Ren uses the Scotsman genie to wish for women and fortune. Stimpy wishes for the world to no longer need material possessions (bye bye, money), for racial equality (bye bye, women and hello middle aged men of varying ethnicity) and live somewhere it's hot and people never grow old (cue the duo hurtling towards the sun, after the heat disintegrates his hand to slap Stimpy, Ren can only sulk and wait oblivion as the similarly melting wide-eyed Stimpy babbles pious jargon).
343--->'''Stimpy:''' Ands lo, on the third day, he did wear of a goat. And it was good. Wear not the hat of unleavened bread, for it is diseased.
344
345!!Aloha Hoek
346* Ren's facial expressions when he snaps at Stimpy for complaining about living in a whale carcass.
347--> '''Ren''': "Ren, it's hot and stinky. I don't like it." Of ''course'' it's hot and stinky. It's a ''CARCASS ROTTING IN THE SUUUUN!!!'' I am so SICK of your whining!
348
349!!Insomniac Ren
350* Ren's annoyance at Stimpy keeping him awake at the beginning.
351** The faces Stimpy makes during the two times he promptly slides into bed.
352** "You didn't jiggle the handle did ya? Get back in there and ''JIGGLE'' IT!"
353** "For the ''last'' time! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Want You! To Be! QUIET!!!!!!]]" ''(notices Stimpy's fast asleep)''
354** Stimpy snoring; Ren trying to plug up Stimpy's mouth with things to keep him quiet but it fails- the snoring is louder than ever. So he goes to sleep on the couch.
355** A bug is eating fabric on the couch. He notices Ren watching: "''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAT?!]]''"
356** "Sleep...maybe I'm too smart to sleep... Yes... that's it... Stimpy's asleep and he's an idiot! Look at him! So peaceful! Dreaming his stupid little dreams!" Gotta love Ren's screwed-up demented logic.
357** Ren hijacking Stimpy's dream and beating him up. All while Stimpy is dreaming about having a litter of kittens and a puppy. [[HoYay With Ren.]]
358--->'''Ren:''' What is ''this''?!\
359'''Stimpy:''' It's just a dream, Ren.\
360'''Ren:''' How am I supposed to sleep with all this ''peaceful dreaming'' going on?!?\
361'''Stimpy:''' ''(As the babies start crying)'' You're scaring the children, Ren!
362*** Which is followed by the [[CrossesTheLineTwice funniest instance of a "husband" beating his "wife"]]
363---->'''Ren:''' Scaring the children?? SCARING THE CHILDREN?? ''I'LL SHOW YOU SCARING THE CHILDREN!!'' [proceeds to violently punch Stimpy repeatedly in front of the children]
364** The cockroaches in the fridge.
365--> '''Cockroach''': ''(to Stimpy, who opened the fridge)'' Hey you moron, what's the matter with you? Were you born in a barn? Get outta here, you! And get some milk.
366** Stimpy giving Ren some yak milk to go to sleep.
367---> '''Stimpy''': Hurry, Ren, while it still has fizz!
368** Stimpy's attempt at telling Ren a story.
369--->'''Stimpy:''' Once upon a time, ''the sky grew'' '''''BLACK AS BLOOD.'''''\
370''(One hour later)''\
371'''Stimpy:''' And the last word he spoke as his head rolled across the floor was... '''''"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"''''' And they lived happily ever after!
372** "Shhh. Ren's taking a coma."
373
374!!My Shiny Friend
375* Stimpy watches a cooking show and attempts to cook a chicken. Of course, this being Stimpy, he starts a fire. Ren hears a knocking on the door, totally ignoring the fire himself, and opens it...only to be run over by three firemen who just kicked down his door. When he gets up to view the commotion, he looks at Stimpy--and now the three firemen-still watching TV, eating the chicken. But here's the kicker:
376--> '''Ren''': Now, see here, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint that's my dinner!]]\
377(Stimpy and the three firemen turn to him, and tell him to "shh" as they go back to watching the TV show)
378* The scene where Ren destroys the TV, in which he holds a shovel and gives a maniacal face at Stimpy, then charges at the TV making war cries, leaps in the air, and ''[[StuffBlowingUp blows it up]]'' with the shovel. Stimpy watches with a priceless horrified expression as crash after crash is heard, and then he's left an InelegantBlubbering mess after the TV is reduced to rubble. Worth of mention is Stimpy slowly whining "Must... put it back... together!" as he attempts to fix the TV but just rubs the shards over his face.
379* Stimpy telling Ren he has to do "number three":
380--> '''Ren''': Heh heh... why, I can't remember the last time I did number three. ([[BeatPanel beat]]) NUMBER THREE?!?!?!
381** Upon breaking into the bathroom, where Stimpy is twitching and greenish-yellow: "Oh no! He's overdosed on TV!"
382
383!!Ol' Blue Nose
384* During one of Stimpy's songs, he's singing to an old woman, who is so excited has a heart attack. A paramedic rushes up, shouts "CLEAR!" and defribulates her chest; she bounces back up and continues to be wooed by his song.
385* This:
386--> '''Stimpy''': Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV!\
387'''Ren''': So we burned it!
388
389!!Stupid Sidekick Union
390* Ren auditioning a ClassicallyTrainedExtra as a potential replacement for Stimpy during the Sidekicks strike.
391-->''"Can you play Stimpy?"''\
392''"I played Stimpy '''[[LargeHam FOR THE QUEEN!]]'''''"
393** There was also one replacement, a hillbilly, who really wanted to direct.
394** Don't forget the Baboon. It starts off with the show's traditional title card, with Baboon in the place of Stimpy. Ren looks uneasy and scared on it, rather than his usual self. During the taping, he's trying to act like himself, but is terrified and shaking all the way through.
395
396!!Superstitious Stimpy
397* Stimpy's first instance of superstition for getting good luck is nailing a boar's head to the wall. When Ren confronts him about it, Stimpy tells him, "Come on, [[{{Squick}} kiss the pig on the mouth."]]
398--> '''Ren''': You are a brainless spaz! Don't you know an old husband's tale when you hear one? Cooked up by the boar's head industry to make money off of suckers like you!
399** Stimpy's method of countering "bad juju" is to ''scratch his face with rosaries.''
400** Ren is barbecuing indoors (!) and Stimpy points out how it's bad luck to do so. Ren smacks him with his spatula:
401---> '''Ren''': Get in there and get my MEEAAAATTT!!!
402** One of Stimpy's chants to the beef carcass is "Creator/UbIwerks."
403** After Ren is struck by lightning:
404---> '''Stimpy''': Gee Ren, I guess you didn’t know it was bad luck to-\
405'''Ren''': [[VoiceOfTheLegion GET IN THE HOOUUUSE!]]\
406'''Stimpy''': Yessir.
407** Later in the episode, Ren is revealed to The Unlucky Beast. How is this revealed? Because he suddenly has a birth mark on his face (which isn't seen in any other episode), has webbed toes, and a giant horn protruding from his head [[SuddenAnatomy (again, not featured in any other instance).]]
408
409!!Space Dogged
410* Ren orders Stimpy to burn all objects on the spaceship for fuel. But when Stimpy goes for a painting, he makes an exception.
411--> '''Ren''': ''(protecting it)'' Not the Mattise!
412** The ending, where Ren and Stimpy (portraying Russians in this episode) accidentally crash land in America, but are passed off as the American astronauts by a high-ranking official so he doesn't get in trouble. They hold a "We're number one!" parade... meanwhile, back in Russia, they're holding a "We're number two!" parade.
413
414!!Hair of the Cat
415* Stimpy trying to pronounce "phenomenon".
416
417!!Stimpy's Pet
418* Literally any time Sid the circus midget opens his mouth is this. Helped by the fact that he's voiced by Creator/PhilHartman.
419--> '''Sid''': Oh, I see. The pink mosquito wears the pants in this family. Fine, I'm taking it to the street. But, don't be surprised when tomorrow '''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU FIND MY FROZEN, BLOATED CORPSE]]''' '''''[[LargeHam ROTTING IN THE NOON-DAY SUN!!!]]'''''
420** This bit:
421---> '''Sid''': ''(sniffing Ren's butt)'' Hmm, smooth butt. I've heard of that. ''(bites Ren's butt)''\
422'''Stimpy''': Oh good, he's teething!
423
424!!Ren's Brain
425* Although "Ren's Brain" has immense NightmareFuel in the beginning, it becomes funny how Ren's brain materializes into a living being. With the fact that Ren doesn't even notice! Stimpy meanwhile is having fun with Idiot Ren, who's an absolute drooling yokel at this point. Brain Ren comes home to find them together and accuses Stimpy [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything of entertaining another chihuahuha.]] All while not even realizing that it's his own body!
426* The [[GainaxEnding ending]], where the sheer absurdity of what's happening causes the show's viewers' heads to explode, setting off a chain reaction that [[EarthShatteringKaboom destroys the planet]].
427-->'''Narrator:''' And thus endeth the Republican Party as we know it.\
428'''Ren's brain:''' [[CharacterCatchphrase You eediot!]]
429
430!!Bell Hops
431* The manager's line at the beginning:
432--> '''Manager''': Mr. Noggin is a very private man, and is ''not'' to be photographed or disturbed in any way. '''GOT THAT, STUPIDS?!'''
433* The scene where a man in a trash can tries to tempt Stimpy:
434--> '''Man in trash can''': Psst. Hey buddy, I'll give you $5 for a photograph of the mysterious man in the penthouse suite.\
435'''Stimpy''': Daaaahhhhh...\
436'''Man in trash can''': Okay okay, a million dollars. But that's as high as I go. Whaddya say?\
437'''Stimpy''': Nooooo! I have taken the bell hop oath! I must respect the preversity of my guests! Take this, Satan's minion! ''(dumps garbage on him)'' ''(singing)'' Onward bellhop soldiers, dah dah-dah-dah-daaaaaah...
438** Mrs. Buttloaves's line towards the end:
439---> '''Mrs. Buttloaves''': Oh pool boy, it's time for my spleen flensing!
440
441!!Who's Stupid Now
442* In a case of [[ItMakesSenseInContext role reversal]], Ren thinks Stimpy is trying to upstage him.
443--> '''Ren:''' I'm on to you pal; I got your number!\
444'''Stimpy:''' Of course you do Ren, [[LiteralMinded we live]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint together]].
445
446!!Dinner Party
447* Ren finds a huge mole on the side of his face, before removing it with pliers.
448* Powdered Toast Man refuses to burp after the meal and he shakes so much that his head flies off, which is promptly eaten by the baboon. Ren is completely nonchalant about it:
449--> '''Ren''': Oh well. When will they learn to listen to the master of etiquette?
450
451!!Pen Pals
452* Ren & Stimpy try to rob a bank with a ''missile''.
453-->'''Stimpy''': Give us a full tank of gas, we're flying this bird to UsefulNotes/{{Cuba}}!
454
455!!Terminal Stimpy
456* Stimpy's FiveStagesOfGrief. Especially "Anger"[[note]]TOAST?! [[IWillShowYouX HERE'S YOUR TOAST!!]][[/note]] and "Bargaining".
457** "I was up all night sleeping like a baby worrying about you!"
458** Early in the episode, Stimpy causes a gasleak in the basement and then lights a match, and we're led to believe that he's going to lose his eighth life that way. He promptly [[BaitAndSwitch gets crushed by a giant rock]] that was implied to have been literally crapped out by Mr. Horse (who's a pilot for some reason).
459** Similar to the above, Stimpy lost his sixth life by going out "with wet hair, during the Blizzard of '69". He aimlessly walked outside into the frigid weather right after taking a shower and forgetting to dry off, leading us to believe that he froze to death. He just wandered into the street and got hit by a bus instead.
460** Stimpy listing the things that could cause his death for the 9th and final time: "Germs, bacteria, buses, pink chicken, ex-girlfriends..."
461----
462
463!!Marvel Comics
464* Stimpy gets visited by the Beaver Fairy as the pizza hut is about to go over a cliff and offers him one wish. Stimpy wishes for world peace.
465* The end of the comic "Alien Attack" after a yak smashed the spaceship window and chased them.
466-->'''Stimpy''': That was weird.\
467'''Ren''': You said eet, pal!\
468'''Stimpy''': No, I mean that hole! All scientific laws say that we should get sucked out to perish in the dark, cold vacuum of space.\
469''([[PuffOfLogic The two immediately get sucked out the window]])''
470* The end of "Yule Time Log" is a reversal of the mistletoe scene in ''Son of Stimpy'', only this time it's ''Stimpy'' pointing to the mistletoe, and Ren goes into full {{Tsundere}} mode and slaps the cat silly.
471* The final issue's cover. It needs to be seen to be believed. [[http://41.media.tumblr.com/5833a57b61ab371399ccd56e98099109/tumblr_nv5v2uyj041ugbgrmo1_500.jpg]]
472* A rejected "Ask Dr. Stupid" comic consisted of the eponymous character showing how Gritty Kitty Litter is made. It goes on to be pure NightmareFuel before Ren steps in to call out the audience and explain that it's a cartoon. A joke. Not real.
473** The next part of it features how Powdered Toast Man is made. It happens in the same sequence, with Dr. Stupid being horrified and Ren stepping in AGAIN to stop the madness.
474** Having had enough, Ren takes Stimpy to show him how Powdered Toast is REALLY made. Which turns out to be from Gritty Kitty Litter.
475** On top of that, Ren addresses him by his full name.
476* "Raiders of the Lost Yak" consist of the duo seeking out a treasure, Indiana Jones style. They eventually find the relic, but come to see that it consists of a wish-granting genie. Stimpy takes the first wish, which is to be happy. Ren is furious at this before he inadvertently makes a wish that Stimpy be smart and think more like him. It ends up working too well, as Stimpy now acts just like he does. He even smacks Ren! It's absolutely hilarious to see Stimpy, of all people, acting just like Ren does. The two have an argument over who gets the last wish, before they end up wishing the other didn't get it at all.
477* The issue where Spider-Man guest stars - yes, really; the webslinger squares off against a mind-controlled Powdered Toast Man. The epilogue has Ren & Stimpy auditioning to be Spider-Man's sidekicks by showing off their super powers - Ren's involves his eyeballs and Stimpy apparently has mastery over hairballs. Spidey just about barfs in his mask as he swings away, stage right.
478* The end of "The Croco-Men from the Planet Zed!" has Ren and Stimpy return to earth and destroy Space Command after bungling a mission where they had to infiltrate the Croco-Men. The Chief and the rest of Space Command arrive... and reveal themselves to be Croco-Men. The following ensues when Ren and Stimpy tear off their masks.:
479-->'''Ren''': Aha! We're really Croco-Men, too!\
480'''Stimpy''': Double agents sent to test your loyalty!\
481'''Chief''': Yeah? Well, we really are Earthlings!\
482'''Ren''': Yeah? Well, we're mice!\
483'''Chief''': Yeah? Well, we're cats!\
484'''Ren''': Well, we're dogs!\
485'''Chief''': Horses!\
486'''Ren''': Yaks!\
487'''Chief''': Mudskippers!\
488'''Ren''': Logs!\
489'''Chief''': Presidents!\
490''[Ren and Stimpy tear off another mask to reveal themselves to be Laurel and Hardy]''\
491'''Ren''': Movie stars!\
492'''Chief''': Stooges!\
493'''Ren and Stimpy''': Hah! We were really Ren and Stimpy the whole time!\
494'''Ren''': Hey, I thought I was gonna end up being you.\
495'''Stimpy''': Me, too.
496
497----
498
499!!Other media
500* The ''Stimpy's Invention'' video game:
501** [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential The various actions Ren and Stimpy can do to each other]].
502*** Stimpy can throw Ren like a boomerang and hit him like a croquet ball. Ren can make Stimpy spit hairballs complete with a "Wharf!" sound bit, bowl Stimpy like a bowling ball or use Stimpy like a jackhammer to dig.
503*** One jumping move has Ren squeezing Stimpy who farts, accompanied by a squeaking sound effect.
504*** Stimpy can squeeze Ren, making him burp. Ren can smack Stimpy and yell "You stupid idiot!" at him.

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