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4	!! In General
5	* Generally, WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck's complete ineptitude in paying attention to what he's talking about results in some very hilarious moments. There's his DiggingYourselfDeeper moments, his off-tangent description of a "cheering maid", and the "potato-potAto" conversation in "Casa de Calma", to name a few.
6	-->'''Daffy:''' ''(mid-rant)'' Now! Can someone ''please'' tell me ''what'' I was talking about?!\
7	'''[[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]]:''' I don't know. I stopped listening after "robots eat breakfast burritos".
8	* WesternAnimation/LolaBunny is a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} who creates funny moments with her very presence.
9	** In addition, Daffy being a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} as well means that any scenes between the two of them will be filled with these.
10	* While sometimes a TearJerker, WesternAnimation/PorkyPig's character in this show can often be funny in just how desperate he is for attention, often resulting in him receiving the brunt of Daffy's wit. He helps Daffy break into an apartment under the promise that he'll receive hate mail from him and he leaps joyfully at an opportunity for a romantic dinner... with Daffy.
11	-->'''Porky:''' Maybe I should get a pet.\
12	'''Daffy:''' What? ''(Poking Porky in the chest)'' Pets are for people who have no hope of finding another adult who will love them. ''(moment of realization)'' Huh. Now that I put it that way, [[KickTheDog you should definitely get a pet]].
13	* There's a RunningGag throughout the series of Daffy mistaking little boys for girls and girls for boys.
14	* Daffy Duck is non-stop HypocriticalHumor in this show.
15	-->'''Daffy:''' Are you out of your mind? You're just gonna let him stay here? Until when? He's not going to get a job! He's gonna be here, eating your food, taking up space, making a mess! Do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into?\
16	''(as Daffy has been speaking, the pile of Bugs' ice cream he's been eating has been sliding off onto the floor, getting spread everywhere. He destroyed Bugs' car earlier in the episode and even referenced the fact that he doesn't have a job.)''\
17	'''Bugs:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I have some idea.]]
18
19	!! Season 1
20	[[AC:101 -- [[Recap/TheLooneyTunesShowS1E1BestFriends Best Friends]]]]
21	* Daffy's complete inability to remember anything about Bugs, [[EpicFail including his catchphrase]].
22	-->'''Daffy:''' "What's up, doc". ''That's'' your [[CharacterCatchphrase catchphrase]]?! What does that even mean? You don't even ''[[LampshadeHanging know]]'' any doctor!
23	* Bugs sarcastically telling Franchise/{{Superman}}'s origin as his own to get Daffy's attention. It backfires, hilariously.
24	** Doubles as a mild moment of awesome with the use of imagery and Music/JohnWilliams music from the [[Film/{{SupermanTheMovie}} 1978 film]].
25	** And afterwards:
26	--->'''Bugs:''' No, you maroon! That's the story of Superman!
27	--->'''Daffy:''' Who's Superman?
28	--->'''Bugs:''' I can't ''believe'' I hitched my wagon to you.
29	--->'''Daffy:''' You have a ''wagon?''
30	--->'''Bugs:''' Daffy! Concentrate! ''(Daffy gazes determinedly into space)'' On ''me!''
31	--->'''Daffy:''' Oh, sorry, Superman.
32	* Daffy's "Best Friend" speech, which Mac and Tosh enthusiastically agree with:
33	-->'''Daffy:''' A best friend is someone you would commit a crime for!
34	-->'''Mac:''' Any crime!
35	-->'''Tosh:''' No matter how heinous!
36	-->'''Daffy:''' The heinouser, the betterer!
37	** Immediately prior to the speech there's this:
38	---> '''Daffy:''' I'd like to propose a toast, to the most important person on the ship!\
39	''(the Captain goes to stand up, looking flattered)''\
40	'''Daffy:''' Sit down, you glorified bus driver.\
41	''(the Captain sits down, looking dejected)''
42	* The WesternAnimation/MerrieMelodies short. It's Elmer Fudd singing an Isaac Hayes-style song about grilled cheese. 'Nuf said.
43	* At the end of the episode, Daffy realizes he ''does'' know something about Bugs: his credit card number. He then proceeds to yell out the number in public (though Bugs thankfully [[HandGagging shuts him up]] before he can finish).
44
45	[[AC:102 -- Members Only]]
46	* Bugs' date with Lola.
47	-->''(after Lola's done talking on the phone about her date with Bugs)''\
48	'''Bugs:''' Friend of yours?\
49	'''Lola:''' Nope! [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Wrong number.]]\
50	''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe (Bugs looks dumbfounded)]]''
51	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hMYbODPIR8 Bugs and Lola go to the movies on their date.]] Bugs was expecting her to stop talking, but she doesn't. She then proceeds to react emotionally to the MoodWhiplash on the movie screen. Then, the announcer says, "And now, your feature presentation," revealing that Lola was either reacting to a trailer or to a ''blank screen''.
52	* Arguably, Bugs' reaction to being kissed on both sides of ''his'' face by Pepé. Considering this is the same rabbit who used his famous crossdressing gag earlier in that same episode...
53	* Bugs' motivational speech to himself in the bathroom:
54	-->'''Bugs''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext And you are]] ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext not]]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext an ugly woman]].
55
56	[[AC:103 -- Jailbird and Jailbunny]]
57	* Daffy's court trial appearing to be one big [[ShoutOut homage]] to Creator/OJSimpson's Trial of the Century.
58	-->'''Daffy:''' The point is, I can't possibly be the litterer. Because I don't ''like'' soda. And if the soda gets spit, [[ShoutOut you must acquit]]! ''(Daffy and Bugs constantly SpitTake on each other)''
59	* Bugs genuinely ''loving'' life in prison is hilarious, as is his casual attitude to everything -- especially when contrasted against Daffy's increasing despair.
60	-->'''Daffy:''' You gotta get me outta here! Look at me, I can't eat; I can't sleep! You don't know what it's ''like'' being cut off from the outside world. What year is it? Who's president?!
61	-->'''Porky:''' [[ComicalOverreacting Y-Y-You've only been in here o-o-o-one day.]]
62	-->'''Daffy:''' Well, it's been a very ''hard'' day!
63	-->'''Bugs:''' Did you know they have a yard here, [[ThePollyanna where you can exercise]]... for ''free''?
64	* Daffy trying to calm down an angry Crusher and just making things worse as he goes into a nervous ramble:
65	-->'''Daffy:''' You'll have to pardon my friend. The heat's getting to him. He's not used to this. He's not a hardened criminal like you... I mean, I shouldn't assume that you're a hardened criminal, but -- in my defense, you ''do'' have a Neanderthal-shaped head, which I normally equate with stupidity -- oh, not that you're stupid, I-I just mean that you ''look'' stupid! ...I don't mean that as an insult! I mean, some people think "stupid" to mean "cool," like "That's a stupid car," "You've got a stupid apartment" -- I wish I could stop talking! I'm just very nervous right now, I tend to ramble when I'm nervous -- you know what the word "ramble" means? You're probably too stupid to know... and here, I mean stupid-''stupid'', not stupid-''cool''!
66	* The moment that started a snowballing RunningGag (and meme):
67	-->'''Daffy:''' One day this country will ''send a man to the moon!''
68	-->'''Bugs:''' [[UsefulNotes/TheSpaceRace That's already happened.]]
69	-->'''Daffy''' ''(gazing at his own hands in awe):'' Am I... a ''wizard?''
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71	[[AC:104 -- Fish and Visitors]]
72	* In the ColdOpen, Bugs is lounging in the backyard while Daffy is mowing the lawn. When Daffy complains about it,
73	-->'''Bugs''': Don't you remember? We agreed that you do the chores for the first 365 days of the year, and I'll do them for the rest of the year.\
74	'''Daffy''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Oh, right]]. Heh, heh, heh. [[IResembleThatRemark Sucker]].
75	* Yosemite Sam sings Music/CheapTrick's "The Flame" on karaoke. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dpy6vp8PEI See and hear for yourself]].
76	* '''[[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k148/SBBGAMEMASTER/notachicken.png THIS]]''' image of Henery Hawk during "Chickenhawk". Just look at it.
77	* Yosemite Sam, unaware that Daffy and Bugs are fighting over whether they should throw him out, intercedes and gets carried away by emotion:
78	--> '''Sam:''' We're like brothers! Or fathers!... Nah, we're like brothers.
79	* Bugs and Daffy attempt to scare Yosemite Sam out by having Daffy telling that there's "a really angry ghost" in the house, with Bugs disguised as a BedsheetGhost. It doesn't work, except that it does.
80	-->'''Sam''': Come on, Bugs! This is no time to be playing in the laundry! There's a ghost in our house!
81
82	[[AC:105 -- Monster Talent]]
83	* In trying to convince Gossamer to pick a talent (besides singing) for the talent show, he somehow accidentally causes a fire in Bugs' house. They leave, and the next scene changes to firemen putting it out as Bugs drives in and exclaims "MY HOUSE!"
84	* Daffy warns Gossamer that elementary school is a jungle, and flashes back to 'Jailbird and Jailbunny':
85	--> '''Daffy:''' School is like prison. And I should know, [[CallBack I've been to both]].
86	* Daffy trying to get Gossamer to flee the country as beloved baseball player Fernando Valenzuela. ...Along with "his fake phone number, in case of an emergency."
87	* Daffy's attempt to tackle Gossamer.
88	* HypocriticalHumor at its finest:
89	-->'''Gossamer:''' ''(playing football by himself)'' Go long! Get open! ''(throws football)'' Interception! ''(runs back)'' Touchdown! We did it! Yaaaay!
90	-->'''Daffy:''' ''(looking out the window while playing cards)'' Pathetic. Playing all by yourself. Get some friends, kid! ''(puts down all his chips)'' I'm all in. ''(camera pans out to the table; Daffy scoots over to the other side where there is no one there)'' Fold. Hmph! ''(flips table over)'' I'm never playing with you again!
91
92	[[AC:106 -- Reunion]]
93	* Daffy reading a LoveLetter.
94	-->'''Mailman:''' Uh... what're you doing?\
95	'''Daffy:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Reading a letter.\
96	'''Mailman:''' [[ReadingTheEnemysMail That's not addressed to you.]]\
97	'''Daffy:''' Oh, is that a crime?\
98	'''Mailman:''' [[BluntYes Yes!]] ''(grabs letter)'' This is ''your'' mail.\
99	'''Daffy:''' Look. ''(hands the mailman a $20 bill)'' Here's a twenty spot if you give me back the letter.\
100	'''Mailman:''' [[BribeBackfire Bribing a government official is also a crime.]] ''("$20" bill is drawn in crayons on white paper)'' And is this ''[[CounterfeitCash counterfeit]]'' [[CounterfeitCash money]]?!\
101	'''Daffy:''' What?! You're gonna tell me now ''that's'' a crime, too?! [[IResembleThatRemark Last I checked, I was living in America!]] ...Ooh! [[LookBehindYou Look over there!]] ''(grabs the letter and gets [[ArmedWithPepperSpray pepper sprayed]]; cries out in pain as [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the mailman drives away]])'' See what happens... [[AnalogyBackfire when you people don't let me read your mail?!]]
102	* As a way to impress his high school peers, Bugs suggests for Daffy to climb Mount Everest. Cue an ImagineSpot of Daffy falling into a chasm.
103	-->'''Daffy:''' You know what? I can't climb Mount Everest... because [[BaitAndSwitchComment I don't have a winter jacket]].\
104	'''Bugs:''' You could buy?\
105	'''Daffy:''' Nope.\
106	'''Bugs:''' You could borrow?\
107	'''Daffy:''' Nope. [[INeedToGoIronMyDog I can't climb Mount Everest because I don't have a winter jacket.]]
108	* Trying to come up with the most impressive lie he can in order to impress the people at his high school reunion, Daffy dons a variety of costumes while trying out various lies. The best being "I'm Franchise/{{Batman}}." (That may be even funnier if you're familiar with show ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'', given that Darkwing is often described as "Daffy Duck as a Batman {{Expy}}.")
109	** At the end of the episode, Bugs finds a home video of his past. Hilariously, all the moments shown are exactly the scenarios and identities Daffy had tried to create for the reunion. And yes, even Batman.
110	* Daffy going through his mail after stealing someone else's in the ColdOpen.
111	-->"Restraining order, bill, invitation to my high school reunion, restraining order."
112	* Daffy runs into Pete and Marvin at the reunion and asks what they've been up to since.
113	-->'''Marvin:''' I have spent every moment since graduation plotting to destroy the Earth!\
114	'''Daffy:''' Heh! I hope ya' have better luck with that than ''I'' did.
115	** As for [[TheDitz Pete]]:
116	--->'''Pete:''' I'm still waiting to graduate.
117	* "You want me to go to my reunion and just lie about how successful I am? That's a ''horrible'' idea! I'm lying. It's a ''great'' idea! Or is ''that'' the lie?"
118	* Daffy realises he was lying to himself the whole time and he was the nerd while Porky was the jerk jock. It replays the flashback from earlier, but with Daffy and Porky swapping positions. It's mostly the same with two exceptions that show he was an even bigger loser than he imagined Porky to be:
119	** Porky goes up to the other nerds, Marvin and Pete, who are happy to sit with him. In reality where Daffy was the nerd, he asks if the seat is taken...[[EvenNerdsHaveStandards only to just walk away from the table without a word.]]
120	** In the first flashback, everyone picks up Daffy and start cheering his full name. In the real history, they also picked up Daffy, chanted his mean nickname, and threw him into the mashed potatoes. KidsAreCruel indeed.
121	* Daffy's gloating to his former classmates about how he didn't peak in high school ends with him bumping into a table and tumbling into a punch bowl, causing everyone sans Porky to chant "Daffy Dork" as in the real flashback. Even Bugs goes in on it because "It's got a ring to it".
122
123	[[AC:107 -- Casa de Calma]]
124	* In Casa De Calma, after [[ItMakesSenseInContext Daffy has driven a golf cart into the lake]], we get this priceless quip:
125	--> '''Bugs:''' He was a good man. [[{{Beat}} ...]] Who am I kidding, he was a man! [[{{Beat}} ...]] Who am I kidding, he was a duck!
126	* Also in Casa De Calma, after one too many AmusingInjuries trying to attract [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Starlet Johansson's]] attention, only for her to not even notice him, Daffy screams:
127	--> '''Daffy:''' ''Point your looking-balls at your future ex-husband, you dumb famous actress!''
128	** Before that, we have this:
129	--->'''Daffy:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMuQo51VwmM HEY GOOD LOOKIN', WHAT'S--COOKIN'? 'CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE STIRRIN' UP SOME--LOVE STEW! YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU SHOULD DO?--I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT AFTER THE BOAT--TURNS AROUND--I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE ME--A GREAT BIG--GLASS OF GINGER ALE BECAUSE I'M--GETTING SICK FROM GOING BACK--AND FORTH--BLAUGH!--WAUGH!--BLAUGH!]] ''Urghhhh...''
130	* patolino disse batata de um jeito engraçado
131	[[AC:108 -- Devil Dog]]
132	* Any moment Pete Puma is on-screen.
133	* Taz chasing Sylvester and Tweety, while the oblivious Daffy goes on his "cheering maid" rant.
134	* As Bugs walks to the house while Taz is rampaging inside, Daffy has a few confessions to make.
135	-->'''Daffy''': Remember that time someone ate all your Halloween candy, and I said it must have been aliens? It was me. And remember that time someone ordered all those pay-per-view movies, and I said it was aliens? That was me too. And [[RuleOfThree remember that time]] you were abducted by aliens, and I insisted it was me? ILied. It was aliens.
136	* "You want me to take guitar lessons?"
137
138	[[AC:109 -- The Foghorn Leghorn Story]]
139	* Any of the moments between Daffy Duck and Foghorn Leghorn while filming the Foghorn Leghorn story.
140	-->'''Daffy:''' So, basically, you say "I say, I say" a lot. Got it. See you on the set.
141	-->'''Daffy:''' I'm crying so hard!
142	* Bugs outwitting the opposition, just like always.
143	-->'''Sam:''' Are you tryin' to make me look like a fool?!
144	-->'''Bugs:''' ''(opens one eye)'' [[DeadpanSnarker You don't need me to make you look like a fool.]]
145	-->'''Sam:''' [[IResembleThatRemark Yer duuurrrn right,]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I don't!]] This thing ain't-a valuable!
146	* The fist fights near the end of the episode.
147	** Daffy's battle cry while pouncing on Foghorn deserves a mention.
148	** Another highlight is Foghorn trying to punch Daffy at the antique store, but missing and hitting Yosemite Sam instead. Sam's response is to attempt to beat the shit of of Foghorn, but he's too weak to do any damage.
149	** Mac and Tosh getting in on the fight, throwing several antique plates and punching each other's faces.
150	* Foghorn tells Daffy a story about the Burmese Turtle, a rare treasure that had to be hidden because it made a Chinese Queen literally burst with joy. Near the end of the episode, the Burmese Turtle is revealed to be real and hidden inside the vase that Bugs and Sam found. When Sam sees the Burmese Turtle, he bursts with joy, but this being ''Looney Tunes'', [[TheyKilledKennyAgain he shows up alive and well in the following scene]] to see ''The Foghorn Leghorn Story'', which includes (a very cheap version of) his own death.
151	* As a result of Daffy making the entire staff quit due to a botched take during a stunt scene that resulted in the destruction of the film's sets, he and Foghorn had to construct new sets by themselves, resulting in the final product of ''The Foghorn Leghorn Story'' being [[NoBudget a very cheap-looking movie]], with Daffy playing both Foghorn and Sam. On the day of the film's premiere, it bombs so hard at the box office that the only six people who see the movie are Foghorn, Daffy, Bugs, Sam, Mac and Tosh.
152	-->'''Daffy:''' Looks like we only sold six tickets.
153	-->'''Foghorn:''' Six tickets we wouldn't have sold if we hadn't have made that movie! I call it my proudest achievement!
154	-->'''Daffy:''' Well, if we're being honest, I didn't pay for mine.
155	-->'''Foghorn:''' ''(laughs)'' That boy is one of a kind!
156
157	[[AC:110 -- Eligible Bachelors]]
158	* The little exchange when Daffy arrives at Granny's house.
159	-->'''Granny:''' We're going to clean out my attic.
160	-->'''Daffy:''' Clean out your attic? What's romantic about that?
161	-->'''Granny:''' I'm a 90 year old woman. Get your mind out of the gutter.
162	* "Hate to break it to ya', but you're still a WAAC".
163	* "Did you fall to your death? You fell to your death, didn't you?!"
164	** "You're not very bright, are you?"
165	* Bugs and Lola's date in Paris.
166	* Lola in Paris.
167	-->'''Lola:''' ''(in front of the Eiffel Tower)'' Stonehenge. One of the oldest structures in the world.
168	-->'''Bugs:''' Lola...
169	-->'''Lola:''' Was it the druids who built it, or ''aliens,'' hmm? The world will never know.
170	-->'''Bugs:''' It's the Eiffel Tower.
171	-->'''Lola:''' The world... will never... know.
172	* [[AmbiguousGender "Can you at least tell me if you're a boy or a girl?"]] [...] [[TheUnreveal "Huh. I was wrong."]]
173
174	[[AC:111 -- Peel of Fortune]]
175	* In this episode's prologue, Daffy wears a pair of "mall pants", which he claims is a sign of respect. When Bugs asks him why doesn't wear a shirt with his mall pants, Daffy tells him a shirt would give the mall too much respect, as it isn't church. Also, he can't afford a shirt. [[StrippingSnag Daffy's mall pants get caught in the escalator and sucked off]] just before the opening credits run.
176	-->'''Bugs:''' No mall underwear, huh?
177	* Daffy's OvercomplicatedMenuOrder for ice cream.
178	-->'''Daffy:''' I'll take a banana split. ''(cashier begins scooping)'' Uhp! One scoop vanilla. One scoop chocolate, one scoop strawberry. ''(cashier scoops again) Uhp!'' Put the strawberry in the middle! ''(cashier scoops one last time)'' And now hot fudge. Uhp! ''Only'' on the vanilla and chocolate! Put ''regular'' fudge on the strawberry. Now some whipped cream. ''(cashier begins spraying)'' Hey-Hey-Hey-He-ey, ''easy''! Little more... Little more... Little more ''only'' on the vanilla! Kinda fill in that space right there. ''Stop! (cashier and sundae are both coated in whipped cream)'' Now some nuts! ''(cashier scoops nuts)'' Uhp. No nut dust. ''(cashier brushes away'' [[NoRespectGuy all]] ''the nuts)'' Now, ''this'' is the complicated part. No green sprinkles on the chocolate. ''Yes'', green sprinkles on the strawberry. But both no red sprinkles. Except on the vanilla, which should receive ''exclusively'' red sprinkles!
179	-->'''Cashier:''' ''[[ApatheticClerk (pours sprinkles indiscriminately)]]'' That'll be $5.85...
180	-->'''Daffy:''' I've only got 16 cents. ''(drops coins; cashier looks confused)'' [[EntitledBastard Get the rest from your tip jar!]] ''(cashier hits Daffy [[PieInTheFace in the face with the banana split]])''
181	* Daffy's second attempted invention:
182	-->'''Bugs:''' ''(disturbed)'' Daffy. [[{{Squick}} Are you tellin' me that you don't use toilet paper]]?
183	-->''(Daffy closes the garage door on him)''
184	-->'''Daffy:''' ''(from inside garage)'' Mine was gonna be called butt paper!
185	* The ''We Are in Love'' music video, especially when Bugs does things like knock Lola off his car with the windscreen wipers.
186	-->'''Bugs''': I won't lie, you're a very pretty lady...but you're [[StalkerWithACrush crazy]] [[CloudCuckoolander crazy]] [[{{Yandere}} crazy]], you make me wanna [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere move to Bolivia]]...
187	* TheStinger in "Peel of Fortune", in which Daffy goes back in time to throw toilet paper at some cavemen.
188
189	[[AC:112 -- Double Date]]
190	* Daffy's bounced check and his fake money.
191	-->'''Daffy:''' Don't use that money; you'll get arrested.
192	* Lola in Daffy's room:
193	-->'''Lola (w/ disturbed smile):''' Not every girl is as stable as me. ''(slowly crushes soda can against her forehead without changing expression or flinching)''
194	** At the end of the scene:
195	--->'''Lola:''' "I'll just leave this ladder here. For later."
196	* Preceded by Daffy's towel dropping when he sees Lola in his bedroom. And then he hauls it up around his chest.
197	* Bugs's reaction to all the episode's tension suddenly defusing itself in four seconds.
198	-->''...what just happened?''
199	* Marvin's musical interlude: "Be polite...or I'll ''vaporize'' you."
200	* When Daffy realizes he's won a free romantic dinner for two, he invites ''Bugs.'' When Bugs points out that Daffy just described a ''date,'' Daffy decides to call ''Porky.'' And Porky's delighted. Then Bugs suggests that Daffy ''[[CaptainObvious invite a woman,]]'' putting the main plot in motion. The stinger's a callback, with the double-daters returning from the restaurant only to find Porky sitting out in front of Bugs and Daffy's house with a bouquet.
201	--> '''Porky:''' I th-th-thought we were having d-d-d-dinner tonight.
202	--> '''Tina:''' ''Oh.'' I think I might've eaten your dinner, porky.
203	--> '''Porky''' ''(who's never met her):'' H-h-how do you know m-my name?
204	--> '''Tina:''' I don't. [[TakeThat That was more of an observation.]]
205	** And Porky's line afterwards (and after Daffy takes the flowers in his hand):
206	--->'''Porky (annoyed):''' I g-g-gotta get a girlfriend.
207	* Lola's distracted driving and Bugs' reaction:
208	-->'''Lola:''' That time I actually did hit an oil truck. ...Gotta go, byeeeee! ''(explosion over the phone)''
209
210	[[AC:113 -- To Bowl or Not to Bowl]]
211	* Daffy assigning his bowling team their "weekly nicknames."
212	-->'''Daffy:''' Porky? Your nickname tonight... ''The Porkinator!''
213	-->''(types up the name, the scoreboard, limited to three-letter names, lists Player 1 as "THE")''
214	-->'''Daffy:''' Pete? Your nickname... ''The Peteinator!''
215	-->''(types up the name, and the scoreboard lists Player 2 as "THE")''
216	-->'''Pete:''' Ooooh, I like it!\
217	'''Porky:''' Uh... D-Duh-Duh-Daffy?\
218	'''Daffy:''' Hold on. Marvin? Your nickname...\
219	'''Marvin:''' The Marvinator?\
220	'''Daffy:''' Nope! The, uh.. uh... okay, yeah! The Marvinator!
221	-->''(types up the name, and the scoreboard lists Player 3 as, what else, "THE")''
222	-->'''Porky:''' Duh-Daffy?\
223	'''Daffy:''' I said hold on, The Porkinator. And finally, since ''I'' am the team captain, my nickname will be... ''The Grand Poobah!'' -- Wait! Make that -- ''Poobah the Grand!''
224	-->''(types up the name, and the scoreboard lists Player 4 as "POO")''
225	-->''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]''
226	-->'''Daffy:''' Porky, I changed my mind. You're Player 4.
227
228	[[AC:114 -- Newspaper Thief]]
229	* Daffy's holiday celebrations. In particular how he celebrates Columbus Day, by [[InsaneTrollLogic releasing dozens of rats all over the neighborhood.]]
230	* The SLAP FIGHT.
231	* Yosemite Sam's speech after Daffy's first accusation, he counts his reasons with his fingers and toes, having FourFingeredHands and all.
232	* And of course, the dinner/apology party, complete with Daffy calling out Bugs about the insanity of "carrot pie". And Daffy's inability to say "sorry".
233	--> '''Bugs''' (amazed): Did you just say you're "SOLLY"?!?
234	* Daffy's attempt at turning the Dinner Party into a mystery game that will reveal who stole his newspaper. He's so incompetent and can't keep track of his own scheme that it rapidly devolves into some crazy mix of a WhosOnFirst routine and a Monty Python sketch.
235	--> '''Lezah:''' Do you want me to be a 3?
236	--> '''Daffy:''' Yes! Thank you! Finally someone is cooperating!
237	* And this gem:
238	--> ''(after finding out Daffy never reads the paper, but uses them to make a paper mache parade float for his car)''
239	--> '''Bugs:''' What parade are you in?
240	--> '''Daffy:''' I'm not in a parade. I ''am'' the parade.
241	--> '''Bugs:''' ''What did your parents do to you?''
242	* Are we going to ignore the fact that the end of this episode was him complaining about the newspaper constantly sending him renewal notices?
243	** [[DramaticDrop Bugs']] [[TwitchyEye reaction]] was the icing on the cake.
244	[[AC:115 -- Bugs & Daffy Get a Job]]
245	* Daffy gets some great lines.
246	--> Sorry, you just have such a slappable face.
247	--> Here ''(hands Bugs a toilet from out of nowhere)'' Take this home for me. It's a really good toilet.
248	** It's actually a callback to Daffy's indignant reaction to the plastic surgeon having a key to the public washroom.
249	---> '''Daffy:''' What do you think I'm gonna do? Steal your toilet?
250	* Bugs pestering Porky in his work cubicle
251	--> '''Porky:''' Bugs? What are you doing here?
252	--> '''Bugs:''' Oh, I was gonna push Daffy off the roof.
253	--> '''Porky:''' ''(perplexed look)''
254	* As Bugs and Daffy are leaving the office building via elevator.
255	--> '''Daffy:''' Why didn't you tell me I had a bump on my beak?!
256	--> '''Bugs:''' [[SincerityMode I didn't notice a bump.]]
257	--> '''Daffy:''' Do not patronize me! If there is something wrong with me that I don't know about, then you ''owe'' it to me as my best friend to tell me!
258	--> '''Bugs:''' Alright. You're a [[ItsAllAboutMe narcissist]], you're a [[TheSociopath sociopath]], you're ''probably'' a psychopath, you're a- ''[[CurseCutShort (elevator door closes;]]'' ''door reopens in the mall garage)'' ...you're [[TheParanoiac paranoid]], [[StrawMisogynist sexist]], and you [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking make fun of the elderly]].
259	--> '''Daffy:''' ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Those are just]] ''[[NotHelpingYourCase quirks!]]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Endearing quirks!]]
260	** What makes the litte speech Bugs says above hilarious is that he does it in a matter-of-fact, deadpan manner. Like he merely didn't say anything because Daffy never asked him to.
261
262	[[AC:116 -- That's My Baby]]
263	* When Daffy is forced to leave a movie theater, because Tina's baby nephew is bothering the other patrons, [[SpitefulSpoiler he decides to spoil the movie's ending before leaving]].
264	-->'''Daffy:''' Lt. Riggs doesn't make it! He never sees Barbara again!
265	** Which could also count as a CMOA for Daffy, showing how much he cares for that kid.
266	* The RunningGag of Bugs facepalming every single time Porky's gullibility leads to him getting upsold stuff he does not need (such as an expensive Tow Truck membership and warranty for Printer Ink).
267	** When Porky realizes that he actually needed the insurance and it wasn't an unnecessary upcharge, Bugs considers facepalming again but decides to slap Porky in the face instead.
268
269	[[AC:117 -- Sunday Night Slice]]
270	* Daffy took his role as commander-in-chief of pizza operations seriously. To put things in perspective, he delivered pizzas [[RuleOfCool WITH A TANK]].
271	* When Daffy thought he was a wizard. This is then given a nice CallBack in a song with his adventures as a wizard.
272	--> ''Famished from his latest quest, the wizard seeks a snaaaaack''
273	--> ''He sets sail for ecstasy at the Quesadilla SHAAAAAAAAACK''
274	--> ''HE'S THE WIZAAAAAARD!!!!!'' cue guitar roll
275	* During a job interview, Daffy asks Marvin what he would do in the event of a robbery, Marvin assures that wouldn't be a problem all while patting the laser hanging from his belt. Daffy decides to test this by bursting in the restaurant, pretending to be a robber, and is immediately blasted by Marvin's laser.
276	** The best part is that this is instantly followed by Bugs hiring Marvin on the spot.
277	* Porky's [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone moment of realization]] that ImAHumanitarian, resulting in him [[PostStressOvereating chewing on a roll of pepperoni whilst crying]]. Made even better by all the hints people made earlier in the episode.
278	--> '''Waitress:''' Here's some more pork ribs!
279	--> '''Porky:''' ''(eating a salad)'' Y-Y-You know, I-I find that h-h-highly offensive.
280	--> '''Daffy:''' Wha-at? [[DumbassHasAPoint You eat pepperoni pizza!]]
281	--> '''Porky:''' ''(stammers)'' So?
282	--> '''Daffy:''' ''[[WhamLine Pepperonis?]]''
283	--> '''Porky:''' [[ObliviousToHints W-W-W-What?]]
284	--> '''Daffy:''' [[FigureItOutYourself ...Mmm.]] ''(shrugs)''
285
286	[[AC:118 -- [=DMV=]]]
287	* [[https://twitter.com/tlts_no_context/status/1106287501948391427 While in the middle of a phone call]] with Bugs [[TooDumbToLive while driving]], Lola makes a discovery:
288	-->'''Lola''': Oh my gosh, you’re never gonna believe this! [[CaptainObvious There is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you.]] [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I’m about to hit him.]]
289	-->(Bugs turns around in horror as Lola's car speeds towards him)
290	* Lola is ''terrible'' at consoling people.
291	--> '''Lola:''' Oh... you don't have a license? Be strong. I've been there. '''[[MoodWhiplash But I'm not anymore!]] Woo hooooo!'''
292	* Yosemite Sam being the driving instructor. He warns Daffy that he's "a real stickler" and will fail him if he makes ONE mistake... but he's also too short to actually look out the windshield without a booster seat, and Daffy ends up acing the test despite driving like a maniac as a result.
293	--> '''Sam:''' This driver's license is graded on a scale of 1 to 100. And based on the kind of driving you've just done... what would you grade yourself?
294	--> '''Daffy:''' A hundred?
295	--> '''Sam:''' I get that a lot. (Passes Daffy)
296	** And then it cuts to him putting a child's booster seat in Lola's car.
297	*** Speaking of Lola, at least Daffy stuck to the general road during his test, Lola on the other hand [[DrivesLikeCrazy drove so wildly]] that Yosemite was left in a catatonic state at the end of the exam. She then decided to pass herself on the test by filling out the grade sheet.
298	* Every time a character is faced with a minor inconvenience, they respond with "What is this, communist Russia?"
299	* The scene with Daffy reading the questions on the test.
300	-->'''Daffy:''' What is the speed limit in a residential area? When are roads the most slippery? Who is allowed to park in a handicapped space? This is even harder than the application form!\
301	'''Proctor:''' No talking!\
302	'''Daffy:''' Ronald Reagan was right.
303
304
305	[[AC:119 -- Off Duty Cop]]
306	* Bugs' panic attack from the beginning at the doctor's office.
307	-->'''Dr. Weisburg:''' There is just one thing.\
308	'''Bugs:''' ''(Gasps, then in hyperactive behaviour)'' I knew it! I knew you were hiding something! How long do I have? A year? A month? A day? Am I contagious? If I'm contagious, then those people need to know! YOU OWE IT TO THEM! ''(Hollers to everyone in the waiting room)'' '''I'M HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!''' ''(People scream in terror and run out)'' Why didn't you tell me sooner?! What kind of a doctor are you?! You're probably not even a real doctor! ''(Sees his certificate)'' Syracuse?! ''(Breaks the glass)'' That's a basketball school! ''(Tears the paper in half)''
309	* Daffy has decided to live his dream - no, not the wizard one! The one where he's a cop. An off-duty cop. Just like the one on TV!
310	--> '''Daffy''' ''(to his 'chauffeur' Porky):'' No! Park illegally!
311	--> ''(Porky double-parks)''
312	--> '''Daffy:''' ''More'' illegally! [[CowboyCop Like you don't have time to play by the rules!]]
313	--> ''(Porky rolls the car up onto the sidewalk)''
314	* Bugs' Spargle-induced SanitySlippage, culminating in this:
315	--> ''(Bugs is standing on a desk holding Porky in a headlock, with a pen in one hand ready to draw on Porky's face)''
316	--> '''Daffy:''' ''(holds up a stapler)'' Put down the pen!
317	--> '''Bugs:''' PUT DOWN THE STAPLER OR I'LL WRITE ALL OVER THE PIG'S FACE!
318	--> '''Porky:''' Why does everyone wanna write on my face?!
319	--> '''Bugs:''' Just gimme my Spargle!
320	--> '''Daffy:''' PUT DOWN THE PEN!
321	--> '''Porky:''' That's p-p-p-permanent ink!
322	--> '''Bugs:''' I said GIMME MY SPARGLE!
323	--> '''Daffy:''' PUT IT DOWN!
324	--> '''Porky:''' P-P-P-P-PERMANENT!
325	--> '''Bugs:''' I'M NOT LEAVIN' HERE UNTIL YOU GIMME MY SPARGLE!
326	--> '''Daffy:''' I SAID PUT IT DOWN!
327	--> '''Porky:''' IT W-W-W-W-WON'T COME OFF!
328	* Porky's usual NoRespectGuy status saves him when Daffy is being dragged off to jail and Bugs is being led to the hospital:
329	-->'''Daffy:''' What did I do?\
330	'''Lead FBI Agent:''' You've been impersonating a cop and hand-cuffing people all over town.\
331	'''Daffy:''' What about him? He's been impersonating a chauffeur!\
332	''[Porky smiles nervously]''\
333	'''Lead FBI Agent:''' That's not illegal. It's pathetic, but it’s not illegal.
334
335	[[AC:120 -- Working Duck]]
336	* The Pizzariba song starts out as another by the numbers Merrie Melody, but becomes hilarious at the end with Speedy's cousin's failed attempt at making a website for the restaurant.
337	* The one thing Daffy's [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat wanted to say]] over ''anything'' else in the world? "Hold my calls."
338	* What has to be one of the funniest [[TheStinger Stingers]] in the show.
339	-->'''Daffy:''' ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall (to the audience)]]'' Can I interest you in a muffin? I ate half of it. It's not very good.
340
341	[[AC:121 -- French Fries]]
342	* Daffy failing to do a "Coffee Kick" from his favourite show against Bugs.
343	* Daffy's gloriously overblown reaction to Porky eating what Daffy thinks are his fries.
344	-->'''Daffy:''' My friendship with Porky is ''over''!\
345	'''Bugs:''' What?\
346	'''Daffy:''' He ''ate'' my french fries!\
347	'''Bugs:''' What french fries?\
348	'''Daffy:''' The ones that came with my ''sandwich''!\
349	'''Bugs:''' He probably thought they were for the table.\
350	'''Daffy:''' They were ''not'' for the table! They were ''my'' fries! They came with ''my'' sandwich! You want fries? ...''Order'' fries! [[SeriousBusiness But you do not take someone else's fries!]] That is a ''garbage'' move! Porky is a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis PIECE.]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis OF.]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis GARBAGE!]]'''''\
351	'''Bugs:''' Don't you think you're being a little dramatic?\
352	'''Daffy:''' I am ''[[BlatantLies not]]'' being dramatic! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to ''walk'' myself home! ''[[IResembleThatRemark (dons red sunglasses and a yellow scarf)]]'' That's right! Walk home through this ''unsavory'' neighborhood, where I'll ''surely'' be set upon by [[NotHelpingYourCase ruffians and miscreants! Street hustlers and road monkeys!]] ''(lifts up sunglasses)'' None of whom, by-the-by, come ''close'' to being [[FelonyMisdemeanor the kind of garbage... that is Porky Pig]]! Now, good day, sir! ''([[ExactWords Bugs drives off]]; long {{beat}})'' [[OhCrap ...Bugs?]]
353	* Daffy's convenient excuse for why Porky eating his french fries is such a big deal.
354	-->'''Daffy:''' This isn't about french fries! This is about [[BlueAndOrangeMorality morals]]!\
355	'''Bugs:''' You don't ''[[TheSociopath have]]'' morals!\
356	'''Daffy:''' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction Well, then I guess it's about french fries!]]
357	* The entire song '''President's Day'''.
358
359	[[AC:122 -- Beauty School]]
360	* Speedy's infatuation to [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bugs in drag]] in "Beauty School". Also a RunningGag in the episode of Bugs being ugly as a woman, could be a CallBack from the second episode.
361	** TheReveal that Cathy is Bugs also deserves special mention.
362	--->'''Speedy:''' ''Cathy's'' the woman! A woman unlike any I've ever met...\
363	'''Cathy:''' Look, I'm flattered, but I'm also... ''(removes wig; normal voice)'' Bugs.\
364	'''Speedy:''' Señor Bunny?\
365	'''Bugs:''' I signed up to be Porky's dance partner, not to be the target of your incessant flirting. ...I mean, I certainly didn't help things [[BigEgoHiddenDepths by looking so beautiful]].\
366	'''Speedy:''' ''Beautiful?'' Who said you're beautiful?\
367	'''Bugs:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging You]]'' [[IResembleThatRemark did!]]\
368	'''Speedy:''' I was just being nice! Yo-You're clearly the most ''[[BrutalHonesty unattractive]]'' woman in the class, so... I was trying to make you feel better about yourself! It's called "overcompensating". ''(storms off)'' [[GratuitousSpanish Claro que no]], unbelievable, this guy! ''(mutters in Spanish before closing his mouse hole door; [[NotSoAboveItAll begins crying before closing an engagement ring box by a shrine of Cathy]])'' '''''[[SkywardScream WHYYYYY?!]]''''' No-ho-ho-ho!
369	* The song "Giant Robot Love", in which Daffy ''utterly fails'' to describe falling in love. Porky is rightly confused. Something about robots, and the undersea merman-mall, and... Look, it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to be funny.
370	* Daffy answers the door to Tina holding a wig head and a pair of scissors and immediately assumes she murdered her boss.
371	-->'''Daffy:''' Where's the body? I'll help you bury it.
372
373	[[AC:123 -- The Float]]
374	* The catastrophic destruction of Daffy's parade float.
375	** '''TURN OFF THE WATER!!! TURN OFF THE WATER!!! TURN OFF THE WATER!!!'''
376	* When Daffy goes up to his room depressed over the destruction of his parade float, Bugs [[TemptingFate just assumes he'll be okay]]. Cue SeasonalBaggage accompanied by Daffy's sobbing.
377	* The [[BewaretheNiceOnes normally kindhearted and easygoing Porky]] [[UnstoppableRage going absolutely berserk]] upon finding out that Daffy tricked him into giving him all of his money so that he could buy a yacht and beating him senseless while Bugs just sits there, watching nonchalantly and eating shrimp. Doubles as an SugarWiki/AwesomeMoment because, let's face it, [[LaserGuidedKarma Daffy totally deserved it]].
378	* And this gem:
379	--> '''Bugs:''' Where's the sail?
380	--> '''Daffy:''' I didn't get one.
381	--> '''Porky:''' Eh eh eh, WHAT?
382	--> '''Daffy:''' I didn't have enough money. [[SkewedPriorities I was forced to choose between a sail and this jacuzzi.]] So if anyone is to blame, it's Porky.
383	--> '''Porky:''' I gave you everything I had! I'm completely broke!
384	--> '''Daffy:''' [[KickTheDog The fact that you're not more financially successful is not my fault.]]
385	--> '''Porky:''' 'Facepalm'
386	** After that, it's revealed that he doesn't have a radio to contact the coast guard because [[ViolationOfCommonSense he bought a second jacuzzi]].
387
388	[[AC:124 -- The Shelf]]
389	* In "The Shelf" Bugs attempt to put up a shelf and fix his wall results in him destroying his house.
390	-->'''Bugs:''' I won the Nobel prize. I think I can put up a shelf.\
391	'''Speedy:''' Oh, the Nobel prize, huh? What did you get it for, making bad decisions?
392	* Lola in the Gopher's shop. The whole scene. Their [[EyeTake reactions]] to her insanity cement it.
393
394	[[AC:125 -- Muh-Muh-Muh-Murder]]
395	* Hilarity highlights of the episode are any moments centred around Daffy's growing paranoia of Porky being a serial killer while staying in his house. It gets even better when he slips back and forth between it and rational thinking.
396	-->'''Daffy:''' Is it possible that Porky's not the Suburban Strangler? Could it be that he just happens to be chubby, short and bald? And I'm jumping to an outlandish conclusion because I'm a paranoid, hateful fear-mongerer? ''(Looks at a picture of Porky smiling cheerfuly for a second)'' [[IgnoredEpiphany No, that's the face of a killer.]]
397
398	-->'''Daffy:''' ''(In front of a door he was told not to enter, speaking in a terrified voice)'' What could be in here? Bodies? Torture machines?? Why do I want to go in there? ''(Suddenly deadpan)'' Because I was told not to and I have a problem with authority.
399	* The B story starring Bugs and Lola starts with Bugs arriving at the doctor's office to check on Lola, and him asking about Lola's broken leg. She goes into a story about how she was trying to save a baby from a rooftop by going through some dangerous events where she could have broken her leg in those moments, but she didn't. After recalling the events of the story, which was completely irrelevant overall, it turns out Lola broke her leg getting up on the doctor's table. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfUxHtSRAE The whole story must be seen to be believed.]]
400	* TheStinger really wraps things up... [[TheEndOrIsIt or does it?]]
401	-->'''Daffy:''' [[CassandraTruth I still think]] Porky's a murderer...
402
403	[[AC:126 -- Point, Laser Point]]
404	* Sylvester and the laser pointer.
405	* Wile E Coyote sitting in a waiting room reading a book titled "What are you REALLY chasing?"
406
407	!! Season 2
408	[[AC:201 -- Bobcats on Three!]]
409	* The SpoofAesop in the episode:
410	-->'''Daffy''': Seeing you kids have fun out there, despite what the scoreboard said taught me a lesson that I will carry with me for the rest of my life: water polo is stupid. I mean outside of these dummies who are probably your parents, no one really cares about this sport. It'd be one thing if this had been football, or basketball, or even baseball, but it's not, it's only water polo. So go out there with your heads held high because no one cares about water polo!
411
412	[[AC:202 -- You've Got Hate Mail]]
413	* Granny socking Daffy in the stomach.
414	** [[DeadpanSnarker Bugs]]'s reaction to it was also hilarious.
415	--->'''Bugs:''' You'll be alright. Time will heal that.
416	* A cleaned-up Yosemite Sam reverts back to his old self while trashing his [[ItMakesSenseInContext book club's trashy novel]] with some {{Hidden Depths}} about his knowledge of literature.
417	* Daffy's ImagineSpot of Tina reacting to the email he sent may be [[NightmareFace terrifying]], but it can also come across as hilarious by how over-the-top it is.
418	* Daffy and Porky breaking into Tina's apartment trying to delete Daffy's email:
419	-->'''Daffy:''' "Porky, [[BlatantLies I am nothing if not a man of principle.]] [[HypocriticalHumor Now let's break into this apartment."]]
420	--> (throws Porky through the window).
421	* While thinking of excuses to Tina of why they broke into her apartment, Daffy claims he asked Porky to make her a catered dinner an throws Porky in the kitchen, who has no idea what to make. After she has read the email and all the tension is gone, she playfully asks "So, where's my catered dinner?" Cut to Porky, laying naked on a tray in a suggestive pose with an apple in his mouth.
422	* When Daffy accidentally hits send on the email, Bugs says it can't be that bad and asks who he sent it to. Cut to shots of Yosemite, Lezah (covering Gossamer's eyes), Marvin, Elmer, Pepe, Speedy, Mac and Tosh, Pete, and Foghorn all staring at their screens in complete shock. The topper is when Bugs gets an alert and Daffy tackles him to prevent him from seeing the email.
423	* Tina comments on how long Daffy's email is and, while scrolling to find what he said about her, sees the insults directed at the other characters.
424	-->'''Tina:''' Whoa, you really laid into those gophers.
425
426	[[AC:203 -- Itsy Bitsy Gopher]]
427	* Daffy and Lola team up to find Tosh, who has gone missing. Lola tries to draw his picture on a reward flyer, but ends up drawing Speedy.
428	** Just before that:
429	-->'''Lola:''' "We should offer a reward."
430	-->'''Daffy:''' "Good idea! But what kind of price can you put on a human life?" (beat) "What am I talking about? He's a gopher! Put down five bucks."
431	** At the end, Yosemite Sam captures Speedy and demands Tosh and Mac his reward:
432	-->'''Yosemite''': Alright, gophers, gimme my five dollars!
433	-->'''Speedy''': I told you I'm not a gopher!
434	* After Daffy and Lola got out from a mail box that they went inside to find Tosh:
435	-->'''Daffy''': What do we know?
436	-->'''Lola''': We know climbing inside a mail box is against the law.
437	-->'''Daffy''': What else?
438	-->'''Lola''': Uh, the fire department is not happy when they have to use the Jaws of Life to pry you out from a mail box.
439	-->'''Daffy''': What else?
440	-->'''Lola''': The city said you have to pay to replace the mail box or do 1100 hours of community service.
441	-->'''Daffy''': What else?
442	-->'''Lola''': Tosh has been missing for 28 minutes and we still haven't found him.
443	-->'''Daffy''': Oh right, the gopher. I totally forgot about that whole situation.
444	* Mac mistaking himself for Tosh in his pictures of the both of them not once but twice.
445	* The entire B-Plot of Bugs vs the giant spider loose in his house. ALL OF IT.
446
447	[[AC:204 -- Rebel Without a Glove]]
448	* The entire pastiche of ''Rebel Without a Glove'', from Lola's melodrama to Thugs Bunny and Professor Duck. Special note goes to Bugs and Daffy playing their "roles" as straight as possible, and Porky's incredulous reaction during the cheesy, cheesy dialogue of the after-school scene before he storms off with their clothes, muttering to himself.
449	-->'''Bugs''': I learned a lot in there today.
450	-->'''Daffy''': Well you got a bright future. And don't ever let anyone tell you different.
451	-->'''Bugs''': Thanks again, Professor.
452	-->'''Daffy''': Hey. You promise me you'll keep up with your studies.
453	-->'''Porky''': He doesn't even go to school here!
454	-->'''Bugs''': You promise ''me'' you'll keep making a difference.
455	-->'''Porky''': He's not a real professor!
456	-->'''Daffy''': You know, it's funny. You dedicate your whole life to academia, but you never imagine one day a student will walk into your class and teach you the greatest lesson of all.
457	-->'''Bugs''': Trust.
458	-->'''Daffy''': ''Trust.''
459	-->'''Porky''': Who ''are'' you guys?!
460	-->''(Porky takes Bugs and Daffy's clothes off and walks away)''
461	-->'''Porky''': ''(walking away, to himself)'' Trust? What are they talking about?
462	** While music plays in the background during Bugs and Daffy's talk, the music would stop when Porky interrupts.
463	* The scene at Lola's house, from her mother's AsideGlance when Lola puts her shirt made of coins in the dryer to Lola's dramatic confrontation with her father.
464	-->'''Lola:''' But Daddy, I love him!
465	-->'''Lola's Father:''' ''silent {{GASP}}''
466	** "GET OFF MY PROPERTY, THUGS BUNNY!"
467	** "[[GoToYourRoom Go to your room!"]] "I don't even live here anymore!" (beat) "Well then, go to your old room that your mother turned into a scrapbooking room!"
468
469	[[AC:205 -- Semper Lie]]
470	* When Daffy thinks Bugs is kicking him out of the house so that Lola can move in... [[ItMakesSenseInContext he joins the Marine Corps]] while apparently not understanding what he just signed up for.
471	** What makes it funnier is that Daffy signed up for the Marines thinking it was ''marine biology.''
472	* [[RunningGag "Know your role!"]]
473	* Just seeing how badly Bugs' lie snowballs out of control is pretty incredible. What starts as him pretending to help Lola move house ends up with him being locked up in an Albanian prison.
474	** Leading to him being rescued by ''Daffy.'' '''''The Marine.'''''
475	* After Daffy mistakenly thinks that Bugs is kicking him out so Lola can move in, he goes to Tina at her workplace and, after explaining the situation to her, asks if he can move in with her. Tina refuses, claiming, "I'm not living with anyone until I'm married." Hearing this, Daffy immediately gets down on knee, holding his hands out and lovingly saying "Darling" before Tina, seeing through this, bluntly says "no." Daffy then turns to the guy standing behind and does the same exact thing, but after the man walks away with an angry look on his face, Daffy just says, "I guess romance really is dead."
476
477	[[AC:206 -- Father Figures]]
478	* Bugs' exasperation at Lola and Walter's complete inability to play tennis is always worth a laugh.
479	--> '''Bugs:''' Is anybody ever going to hit the ball back to me?
480	* Walter and Bugs attempting to bond as father and son for the program. First they go fishing, and Bugs ends up having to share his line with Walter after the latter took the "throw the line" part literally. Next they play baseball, which Walter confuses with football. And then Walter comes to Bugs' house with a ''rifle'', intending to take him deer-hunting. Bugs, having detected a pattern, reminds him that they have to practice for the tennis tournament, prompting Walter to [[SoProudOfYou express pride in him]] for "standing up to [his] father".
481	* Henery keeps telling Porky that he wants some chicken to eat, but Porky explains to him at one point that chicken is just a metaphor for wanting more guidance. Henery's reaction is PRICELESS.
482	* Henery's complete and utter bewilderment when Porky excitedly gushes over literally watching paint dry
483	--> '''Henery:''' We're watching paint dry?! That's the most boring thing in the world! That's why there's an expression "watching paint dry"! We're literally doing the expression!
484	* When Henery literally bites Foghorn in the butt because he's a chicken. Everyone's faces are just so shocked, it's pretty hilarious. Also, Bugs' "I'm so done with this" face afterwards adds onto it.
485	* The episode's end tag featuring Henery.
486	-->(''Take 1'')\
487	'''Henery:''' That's all, chicken!\
488	(''Take 2'')\
489	'''Henery:''' That's chicken, folks!\
490	(''Take 3'')\
491	'''Henery:''' Chicken chicken, chicken!\
492	(''Take 4'')\
493	'''Henery:''' Just give me some chicken!
494
495	[[AC:207 -- Customer Service]]
496	* When Bugs explains that a customer service representative is someone who's job is to make people miserable...
497	-->'''Daffy:''' ''(gasp)'' You can get ''paid'' to make people miserable? All these years, I've been doing it for ''free''!
498	* Cecil's many methods of deliberately tormenting Bugs as a customer service employee, including mispronouncing his name as "Byoogs Byoony," deliberately waiting until Bugs goes to the bathroom so he can pretend Bugs missed the 'technician' due to call round the house, setting the possible hours of the technician visit of anywhere from 8am to 6pm, turning the cable back on but only giving him one channel and turning off Bugs' cable in the first place just so he can annoy him.
499	* Almost everything Lola says in this episode is one of these.
500
501	[[AC:208 -- The Stud, the Nerd, the Average Joe, and the Saint]]
502	* Daffy's constant rotation of what roles everybody in their circle of friends plays.
503	* Daffy's absolutely ''absurd'' routine of food.
504	-->'''Speedy:''' What are you drinking?\
505	'''Daffy:''' Energy drink. Gotta replace my electrolytes!\
506	'''Speedy:''' It's ''root beer''! Man, you gotta be serious about your nutrition! You gotta think of your body as a machine! Nutrition is the fuel! What's a typical day of food for you?\
507	'''Daffy:''' Well, I start with a [[BlatantLies sensible breakfast]].\
508	'''Speedy:''' What?\
509	'''Daffy:''' A bunch of powdered sugar on a hot dog.\
510	'''Speedy:''' That's not sensible, that is ''insensible''! What about lunch?\
511	'''Daffy:''' Usually turkey sandwich on wheat.\
512	'''Speedy:''' [[HopeSpot Okay, that's pretty good!]]\
513	'''Daffy:''' I just deep fry that sucker and dump a bunch of powdered sugar on top! ''(drinks more root beer)''\
514	'''Speedy:''' I'm scared to ask what you eat for dinner.\
515	'''Daffy:''' I like a big dinner. Helps me sleep. I'll take a casserole dish, or something big and deep. [[LethalChef Pour about two inches of powdered sugar in there, a rack of baby-back ribs, a layer of marshmallows, more powdered sugar 'til it's about yea high, throw that dude in the microwave for about 45 minutes]], sprinkle with [[RuleOfThree powdered sugar]], and serve! ''(drinks more root beer, as Speedy [[StunnedSilence looks rightfully disgusted]])''\
516	'''Speedy:''' ...That's what you eat for dinner?\
517	'''Daffy:''' Well... I supplement throughout the day with these [[ComicallyMissingThePoint protein bars]]. ''(takes a giant bite)''\
518	'''Speedy:''' That's a tube of ''cookie dough''!
519	** As Daffy describes his "casserole dish", Speedy has a look on his face that says "Yeah, that's exactly what I'm scared of".
520	* Bugs gets so tired of Yosemite Sam trying to save his life to repay a life debt that he phones Porky and asks him to hit him with his car. Porky was on the treadmill when Bugs called him and goes flying off in shock when he hears the request.
521	** The attempt itself. Bugs instructs Porky over the phone not to slow down as he crosses the street as it has to look real. He knows Sam is right behind him and will run out to save him. Unfortunately, Daffy is training with Speedy at the same time. He's unsuccessfully trying to touch his toes, leading to Speedy grabbing his fingers and pulling them down in impatience. There's a crack and Daffy screams so loud that Bugs and Sam can hear it from the street they're on. Both stop what they're doing and turn to look in the direction of the scream while Porky desperately slams the brakes. Cut to Bugs in a hospital bed.
522	--->'''Dr Weisberg:''' You've got one friend who nearly gets you killed in a fire and another friend who hits you with his car. You've gotta get some new friends!
523
524	[[AC:209 -- It's a Handbag]]
525	* Daffy changes the locks on the door, refusing to let Bugs in until he says the password. Bugs points out Daffy's 'password' is a phrase, not a word, so Daffy makes up a new one on the spot. Said password is a series of random letters and numbers, so Daffy promptly forgets it when Bugs asks him to repeat it. Bugs brings out some classic reverse psychology.
526	--> '''Bugs:''' Well, I can't let you in without the password.
527	--> '''Daffy:''' ''(Desperately)'' Please! Please let me in! I'm begging you! It's me, Daffy!
528	* Lola - dressed up like [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara Croft]] - adventures through an Aztec temple while looking for an anniversary gift for Bugs. She solves puzzles, evades traps, fights off living skeletons and even blows up a giant statue until she reaches the treasure. Then she decides against it, stating "I think Bugs already has one of these".
529	* The revelation that the thief of Daffy's [[InsistentTerminology handbag]] was Mall Security taking it to the lost and found.
530	** Daffy mispronouncing Mall Security as "Mal Sek-KOOR-it-TIE".
531	* As soon as Bugs realises he forgot his and Lola's anniversary, he drives home, ''tackles Daffy'', takes his clutch, and drives back and gives it to Lola as a present.
532	** And then comes the epilogue, where Bugs realizes that it ''wasn't'' his and Lola's anniversary the other day.
533
534	[[AC:210 -- A Christmas Carol]]
535	* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-[[VerbalTic I say,]] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
536	* "Poor Charles Dickens"
537	* Daffy flippantly admitting to having considered killing Foghorn Leghorn so that he could hide in his carcass for warmth, only choosing not to do so when he considered how much effort that would take.
538	* Bugs doing the entire play all by himself. Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}}.
539	* Christmas Wraith. That is all.
540
541	[[AC:211 -- We're In Big Truffle]]
542	* There's an unexpected ShoutOut to how Daffy's bill would constantly be blasted off in the original cartoons: Upon learning that Daffy can't fly or swim, a frustrated Porky asks Daffy if he's really a duck. Daffy says "I'm not sure. This comes off very easily," and casually pulls his bill off to hold in his hand.
543	** Followed by the bear appearing, and Daffy's bill screaming while still in his hand.
544	* Bug's [[EyeTake expression]] when Lola mentions she went to medical school.
545
546	[[AC:212 -- Dear John]]
547	* After Bugs has explained the movie they just saw to her:
548	-->'''Lola:''' "Oh, so this was a ''sad'' movie! So why was I laughing the whole time?"
549	-->'''Bugs:''' (resigned) "I have no idea."
550
551	[[AC:213 -- Daffy Duck Esquire]]
552	* The episode starts with Daffy keeping lobsters in Bugs' pool so that he can sell them as his latest get-rich-quick scheme. He describes it as a [[TemptingFate "relatively]] [[TooDumbToLive painless"]] way to make money. Cue HumiliationConga.
553	-->'''Bugs:''' ''Relatively'' painless.
554	* When Daffy tells Speedy that Yosemite is suing him and he'll see him in court, Speedy tells Daffy that he's not a real lawyer but Daffy tells him to tell it to the judge. So when they go to court...
555	-->'''Judge''': We will now hear opening statements of the case of "Samuel Rosenbaum v. Speedy Gonzales, proprietor of Pizzarriba". Mr. Duck you must proceed.\
556	'''Daffy''': Thank you your honor. The evidences that I will present to you today will prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that this gentleman, "Speedy Gonzales", knowingly and willfully served my client dangerously hot pizza. With no warning and no regards to the physical and emotional trauma that follows. I will prove that Mr. Gonzales carelessness was no accident, but instead the direct result of his endless need for speed. We will show you that had Mr. Gonzales simply taken more time between the oven and the table to allow the pizza to cool then this senseless tragedy could have been avoided. Ladies and gentleman of jury, Mr. Gonzales likes to brag that he's the fastest mouse in all of Mexico but this is America and in America speed can kill. Or in this case, ''burn''. Thank you, your honor.\
557	'''Judge''': Mr. Gonzales.\
558	'''Speedy''': Uh, yeah, he's not a real lawyer.\
559	'''Judge''': Hmm. Well, then this case is dismiss.\
560	'''Daffy''': Well, that was fast. I didn't even have time to get business cards printed.\
561	'''Yosemite''': What about my million dollars. ''(to Daffy)'' Why didn't you tell me you weren't a real lawyer.\
562	''(Yosemite jumps on Daffy and beats him up)''\
563	'''Judge''': ''(to the bailiff)'' Get them out of my courtroom.\
564	'''Speedy''': ''(to Daffy and Yosemite)'' Tsk tsk tsk, gringos.
565	** Also Speedy's expression during the trial.
566	* Daffy's explanation for why he's pretending to be a lawyer:
567	-->'''Daffy:''' "Tina, every father wants his daughter to end up with either a doctor or a lawyer, and I couldn't pretend to be a doctor. [[NoodleIncident Last time I tried that, I nearly killed someone.]]"
568
569	[[AC:214 -- Spread Those Wings and Fly]]
570	* "What kind of weirdo would pretend to have won the Nobel prize?" Before Bugs is even halfway through that sentence, [[GilliganCut you already know what Daffy is doing.]]
571	* Daffy is determined to fly, so he becomes a flight attendant. And he crossdresses for the role.
572	-->'''Manager:''' You know we have ''male'' flight attendant uniforms?
573	-->'''Daffy:''' I like the height the heels give me.
574	** The girdle, however, he later says he considers to be most uncomfortable.
575	** Daffy continues to wear the high heels, even after quitting the job.
576	* The end of the episode has Porky gather everyone together so that he can publicly try something new that he's always wanted to do. Porky Pig. Opera Singing. He's really good at it, too.
577	* In the subplot, Bugs and Sam accuse each other of stealing assorted items. It turns out to be a sleepwalking Daffy. Bugs discovers this, as Daffy is making off with a record player and a clearly confused Tweety.
578
579	[[AC:215 -- The Black Widow]]
580	* Daffy and Porky decide to go streaking in a small Mexican town. Porky just takes off his shirt and bow tie and Daffy just takes off his necklace. While they streak, the people in town were confused on what they were doing considering they barely wore clothes in the first place. Daffy had to spell it out that they were streaking which terrified everyone which resulted in them getting arrested and thrown in jail.
581	* Bugs' InadvertentEntranceCue when Lola kicks the plot off.
582	-->- '''Bugs:''' Daffy? Oh right, he's gone... he's gone all week! That's seven glorious days without a crazy person in my life! ''<Lola literally drives up to his front door and screeches to a stop a foot from his head>''
583	** Later, the same gag returns with Lola's father.
584	* Bugs tells Lola throughout the episode to face the music, come clean and let the cat out of the bag. Lola does all three of those things. Literally. She literally looks at a music speaker for 6 hours, has a shower and releases Sylvester from a sack.
585	* Porky spends the entire week away with Daffy being paranoid that he left appliances on that could burn his house down, with Daffy constantly telling him to relax and cut loose. Porky manages to do so by the end of the episode. He gets out of the taxi at the end of the trip completely content. Then his house bursts into flames just before he reaches the front door due to a combination of all of his concerns. The look on his face sells it.
586
587	[[AC:216 -- Mrs. Porkbunny's]]
588	* Porky shows up to Bugs and Daffy with "exciting news". Daffy annoys Porky by trying to guess what it is until Porky tells him. Then later...
589	--> '''Daffy:''' A lot of money... For barely any work... Porky! I have exciting news!
590	--> '''Porky:''' ''(Resigned deadpan)'' You're gonna try to be a commercial actor.
591	--> '''Daffy:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Don't guess! That's so rude. Who does that?]] But yes, I'm gonna try to be a commercial actor.
592	* Daffy reads an ad for an actor. "Looking for likable males, charismatic, friendly, dad-types! That's me!" [[AsideGlance Bugs turns and frowns directly at the camera.]]
593	* Daffy's numerous failed attempts at his commercial auditions.
594	* Porky's MadnessMantra at the end of the episode.
595	--> '''Porky:''' We're still rich!
596	--> '''Foghorn:''' Metaphorically.
597	--> '''Porky:''' We're still rich!
598	--> '''Forghorn:''' Not economically.
599	--> '''Porky:''' ''(Voice rising)'' We're still rich!
600
601	[[AC:217 -- Gribbler's Quest]]
602	* Daffy goes to a group therapy session. He gets off to a charming start.
603	--> '''Daffy:''' I don't have a problem, unlike these guys, who are obviously all crazy.
604	** TheReasonYouSuck speech Daffy accidentally gives himself while trying to be cynical about the group therapy. Yosemite Sam holds out his arms after it and Daffy immediately bursts into tears and falls for the very thing he said he wouldn't fall for.
605	* '''Daffy:''' "You probably don't know this about me, but I have some fairly significant emotional issues."
606	* One scene has Bugs in the middle of his video game when Daffy comes home and starts talking about the effect group therapy has been having on him. Bugs sheepishly hides the game under the table, but continues playing, leading to him exclaiming at the game while Daffy obliviously talks with him about Porky. The following conversation is hilarious.
607	--> '''Daffy:''' It's like when one door opens, behind it is another door you didn't even know existed! And sometimes that door is locked. But now I have the tool to open it.
608	--> '''Bugs:''' ''(Playing his game)'' The key!
609	--> '''Daffy:''' Exactly! The key! That is the tool you use to open a door. Granted, I have my share of-
610	--> '''Bugs:''' Demons!
611	--> '''Daffy:''' Yes, exactly, demons. But I was able to get past one today regarding my relationship with Porky! Hah, I had such a breakthrough. ''(Gets up)'' I'm gonna call him!
612	--> '''Bugs:''' No!
613	--> '''Daffy:''' ''(Looking back, confused)'' I shouldn't call him?
614	--> '''Bugs:''' ''(Not even looking at him)'' No!
615	--> '''Daffy:''' You're right! ''(Putting the phone down)'' I should do it in person!
616	--> '''Bugs:''' Go, go!!
617	--> '''Daffy:''' Alright! I'm going!
618	--> '''Bugs:''' JUMP!
619	--> '''Daffy:''' Huh?
620	--> '''Bugs:''' JUMP! JUMP!!
621	--> '''Daffy:''' ''(Jumping out of the room)'' I'M COMING PORKY!
622	--> '''Bugs:''' Stay outta the lava!
623	--> '''Daffy:''' ''(From offscreen, outside the room)'' I'LL STAY OUTTA THE LAVA! ''(Front door slams shut)''
624	* Daffy outsmarting Bugs for once. This conversation takes place after Daffy's shopping spree online using Bugs' bank account:
625	--> '''Bugs:''' Don't bother ''(buying online again)''. I've changed my password.
626	--> '''Daffy:''' Is it "carrot"?
627	--> ''({{Beat}}). Bugs vanishes in the next room, types something, comes back''
628	--> '''Bugs:''' It is not "carrot" anymore.
629	--> '''Daffy:''' Is it "carrot1"?
630	--> ''({{Beat}}). Bugs changes password again, runs upstairs''
631	--> '''Bugs:''' ''(from stairs)'' Stay away from my computer!
632	--> ''Later at night, Daffy goes online shopping again. The password is "carrot2"''.
633
634	[[AC:218 -- The Grand Old Duck of York]]
635	* Bugs explains to Porky the way he's been using earplugs to avoid having to listen to annoying conversations while still appearing polite and interested. Porky then starts talking about a recurring dream he'd been having and Bugs plugs in his earplugs and uses the exact method he'd just explained to Porky on him. [[IdiotBall Porky doesn't notice.]]
636	* Daffy's horrible piano playing in "The Grand Old Duck of York". It's so bad, Tweety just walks into Sylvester's mouth to escape it.
637	* [[https://youtu.be/x7g6YApn9OQ Daffy's Legacy]]. That is all.
638
639	[[AC:219 -- Ridiculous Journey]]
640	* Pretty much every scene with the Three Bears.
641	* This exchange:
642	-->'''Sylvester:''' You know, at times like this, I wonder why we ever fought at all.\
643	'''Tweety:''' Well -- it usuawwy as a wot to do with you twyin' to eat me, an' me twyin' not to be eaten.\
644	'''Sylvester:''' Yeah, I can't remember either.
645
646	[[AC:220 -- The Shell Game]]
647	* Cecil is caught doing an evil laugh by Bugs, who compares him to a cartoon villain. Cecil asks if he looks like a cartoon villain [[AsideGlance while grinning into the camera.]] [[LampshadeHanging Bugs follows suit in confusion.]]
648	--> '''Bugs:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Who are you looking at?]]
649	* There's a later moment where Cecil does an evil chuckle behind Bugs' back and his face abruptly resembles [[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas The Grinch]] for a moment.
650	* While being threatened by Cecil Turtle, who is armed with a gun, Bugs only has a mild (and hilarious) look of annoyance.
651	** Following this, after Cecil is disarmed, Bugs nonchalantly hands the gun to Porky, who points the gun at Cecil, trying to appear threatening, but his hands are clearly shaking.
652	* The entire part where Daffy and Lola go shopping for a new chair, culminating in the two getting kicked out after Daffy relieves himself in one of the "European-styled" toilets only to be pointed out by Lola that they are display toilets.
653	-->'''Daffy''': I can't believe I got kicked out for using a toilet! [[NoodleIncident Last time I got kicked out of a place it was for NOT using one!]] Figure it out, America!
654
655	[[AC:221 -- Year of the Duck]]
656	* The [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Royal Oaks Glen Oaks Oakwood Oaks]] Beauty Pageant.
657	* [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext Lola mistaking Daffy for a beaver and Porky for a seal.]]
658	* Lola convinces Bugs to take on the job of the announcer for the beauty pageant, promising it's an easy job. Later she fills Bugs in on a lot of complicated choreography that he'll have to take part in. When Bugs is surprised at how much work he has to do, she asks him why he accepted the job in the first place.
659	* [[FanDisservice Porky Pig in a speedo]].
660
661	[[AC:222 -- Gossamer Is Awesomer]]
662	* Daffy's way of getting a stuck basketball down is to throw a pickaxe at it.
663	* The ending with Speedy and Porky overlooking their new Medieval Pizzariba - complete with a moat.
664	--> '''Speedy:''' Don't worry! Those aren't real crocodiles! ''(Whispering to Porky)'' Those aren't real crocodiles, right?
665
666	[[AC:223 -- Here Comes The Pig]]
667	* Bugs' face when he looks up and sees Daffy in a wedding dress.
668	* Porky gives Daffy $40 to get gas while he's in the bathroom, which he uses to buy snacks and magazines instead. When Porky's car breaks down in the middle of the desert, Daffy blames it on him for not giving him more than $40.
669	* Bugs' encounter with WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner in the desert.
670
671	[[AC:224 -- Mr. Wiener]]
672	* Daffy just casually hanging out in a doctor's waiting room to read.
673	-->'''Bugs:''' What are you doing here?\
674	'''Daffy:''' Reading. My subscription ran out.\
675	'''Bugs:''' So you come to a doctor's office?!\
676	'''Daffy:''' No, I come to a doctor's office ''waiting room.'' It's very pleasant. Fish tank, classical music... very nice!\
677	'''Delivery Boy:''' ''entering'' Someone order Chinese food?\
678	'''Daffy:''' Right here!
679	* ''"YOU WANNA FIGHT?!'' ... Uh-oh. He wants a fight."
680	* FamilyThemeNaming of Yosemite, Daffy, and Porky's family members.
681	* Daffy wanting to be called Mr. Wiener, leading to several StealthInsult.
682	-->'''Speedy''': I already called you that. And a lot worse.
683	** After Daffy gets stripped from his title for cheating and he can't call himself Mr. Wiener:
684	--->'''Bugs''': I'll call you Mr. Wiener.\
685	'''Daffy''': Thanks. That's why your my best friend.
686	* Everybody's reaction to seeing Daffy floating away when he fills himself with helium.
687
688	[[AC:225 -- Best Friends Redux]]
689	* The episode opens with Bugs installing his new answering machine after Daffy flushed the last one down the toilet.
690	-->'''Daffy''' ''[eating cereal]'': Ooh, new answering machine.\
691	'''Bugs''': Yes, and do me a favor, this time if you don't like someone's message, just press delete; don't flush it down the toilet. ''[recording message]'' Hi, this is Bugs and Daffy. We're not here, please leave...\
692	'''Daffy''': Whoa, whoa, whoa. How do you know ''I'm'' not here? [[JerkassHasAPoint Maybe I'm screening the call.]]\
693	'''Bugs''': Fine, you leave the message.\
694	'''Daffy''': Really? My voice on the answering machine? Thanks, Bugs. ''[recording message]'' Hello? ''[pause]'' Hello? I can't hear you. I can't hear anything you're saying. Speak up! Louder! ''[beat, laughing]'' Just kidding! This is an outgoing message, and you just got pranked! Burn! Oh, man, think how stupid everyone'll feel when they call us. Classic bit, huh?\
695	'''Bugs''' ''[irritated]'': Oh, yeah, classic. ''[[[Main/YankTheDogsChain overwriting message]]]'' This is Bugs and Daffy. We're not here, please leave a message.
696	* The song "Long-Eared Drifter". Especially the way the singer sings "Yogurt parfait" and "carrot nibblers,” the latter of which is a CallBack to how Bugs mispronounced them in "Mrs. Porkbunny's."
697	* Daffy recounting how he and Bugs met, which turns out to be a based on a ShowWithinAShow Daffy watches. Bugs bluntly tells Rodney that he and Daffy really met casually at the post office.
698	-->'''Bugs:''' And after that, he just kinda never went away.
699
700	[[AC:226 -- Super Rabbit]]
701	* Bugs starts to tell Daffy his story, which basically the exact story of Superman. Daffy complains that Bugs [[CallBack pulled this on him before]] [[TemptingFate and he was too smart to fall for it again.]] Bugs then explains that he's from [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Crypton with a 'C'.]] Daffy instantly finds it believable.
702	* "Shh! [[CallBack Be vewy vewy quiet.]] [[ShoutOut I'm hunting super rabbit!]]"
703	* Daffy!Zod declares that they [[KneelBeforeZod will make Super Rabbit kneel.]] His minion [[StatingTheSimpleSolution immediately suggests]] [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim they just destroy him instead,]] leaving them free to take over the world.
704	--> '''Daffy!Zod:''' Skip the kneeling? Why the kneeling is the most important part!
705	* This:
706	--> '''Bugs:''' I was defeated for the first time in my life, so I sought the help of the one person who could help me.
707	--> '''Daffy:''' Justin Timberlake?
708

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