Line #31 Funny/TheGuild


1	--> '''Codex''': Why is there a pack of cheese on the table?
2	--> '''Vork''': Thank you for asking, Codex. The price difference here between a cheeseburger and a hamburger is one dollar. Now if you divide twelve into $2.95, the cost of a pack of Kraft Deli Deluxe in mild cheddar cheese slices, the slice costs 24.5 cents. If you bring your own cheese that's a savings of 75.5 cents per burger. Anybody requiring cheese may pay me so accordingly. Go ahead and round it up.
3	--> '''Tinkerballa''': ...what the fuck?
4	* "I hope you're not allergic to biiiirds!"
5	* "Women: can't live with 'em... [[PopularSayingBut they will not go out with me."]]
6	* The montage of applicants for The Knights of Good.
7	** One of the most memorable of 'applicants', [[UpperClassTwit Lord Bolio]], who returns in Season 5 in an attempt to steal Zaboo's spot at a panel.
8	* Codex trying to do gang signs.
9	* Codex and the matzah.
10	* Any scene with Vork yelling or screaming, as well as telling people off. An Especially memorable one is his reaction to Zaboo's re-mapping of his hotkeys.
11	--> '''Vork''': [[StaggeredZoom You. Did. WHAT?!]]
12	** Also when Bladez stole and encrypted Vork's (neighbor's) Wi-Fi password.
13	--> '''Vork''': '''BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!'''
14	* The whole PuttingTheBandBackTogether:
15	--> '''Vork''': Henceforth, I have ended my journey, and I have arrived to take back Guild Leader...YEEES!
16	--> '''Vork''': "Zaboo, if you choose not to accompany us, than we must move on without you. And you'll be dead to me as a human being. And, were I in a situation where I had to choose between saving you or a dog, who I have never met before, from drowning, then I would do my best to drown you myself, in order to save this strange, unfamiliar dog, who I would not even care to keep after rescuing. But would, afterward, place in a non-abusive foster home. Good day!"
17	--> '''Zaboo''' (later, to Clara): "Clara, you're a dog. Uh...like, a drowning dog, I'm going to drown you. I'm going to kill you... and you're gonna learn to... how does this go?"
18	--> '''Vork''': "What?"
19	* Pretty much the entirety of "Battle Royale". All the character interactions when the guilds face off, and each character's reaction when their avatars get killed ([[spoiler:Bruiser and Kwan in particular]])... it's all so priceless.
20	* Team [[PortmanteauCoupleName Cawkes]].
21	* "Go to hell, Real Life; I'll punch you in the face!"
22	* '''Vork''': My Mother's dead.
23	** Employing her as Miss September would simply be inappropriate.
24	* [[StylisticSuck Bladezz's Cheesy Beard's commercial]].
25	* "Mrs. Zaboo, [[spoiler:will you marry me?]]"
26	* "Why don't '''you''' try creating your own virtual world! I'll bet it would look like '''[[ButtMonkey Fresno]]'''!!!"
27	* Zaboo being TheDon at MegagameoramaCon (5.7), granting a favor to '''[[Creator/NeilGaiman Neil]]''' '''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Freaking]]''' '''[[Creator/NeilGaiman Gaiman]]'''. Complete with [[RightHandCat a Bond villain plushie-cat.]]
28	** To follow that up, his release of Creator/StanLee from the clutches of his Master Chief bouncers.
29	--> '''Stan Lee''': [[RousingSpeech Son, I've created many a super hero...]]
30	--> '''beat'''
31	--> Leaves
32	--> '''Zaboo''': St-Stan that's it? I feel there was like, a second part to that sentence that you wer-
33	* In Season 5 Clara tries to get Zaboo to go to sleep (he had been forcing himself to stay up all weekend) by singing him a song to calm him down. What song does she sing?
34	--> [[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas "My humps...My humps...My lovely lady lumps..."]]

Context Funny / TheGuild