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| 7 | |
| 8 | [[folder:In General]] |
| 9 | * The theme song always ends with Vicky's head being turned into some random object. Eventually, they start turning her into the real-life actors of the show! |
| 10 | [[/folder]] |
| 11 | |
| 12 | [[folder:''Oh Yeah! Cartoons'' Shorts]] |
| 13 | * From the very first short: |
| 14 | -->'''Cosmo:''' ''[[VocalEvolution (deep voice)]]'' I'm Cosmo!\ |
| 15 | '''Wanda:''' And I'm Wanda!\ |
| 16 | '''Both:''' And we're… ''Your fairy godparents!''\ |
| 17 | '''Wanda:''' Whaddaya think, Timmy?\ |
| 18 | ''({{beat}})''\ |
| 19 | '''Timmy:''' I think I'm calling the cops. |
| 20 | * Vicky promises Timmy pizza after he does his chores, but Timmy tells her no anchovies. Guess what piece she saves for him has on it. |
| 21 | * "The Fairy Flu": |
| 22 | ** Cosmo's sneeze [[SneezeOfDoom sends the Turner residence to the moon]]. |
| 23 | --->'''Timmy's Dad''': Wow, honey, you're right! I am losing weight! |
| 24 | ** One kid asks why he and the other guests should take orders from Vicky. |
| 25 | --->'''Vicky:''' Because, my little artichoke, I'm 16 and you're 10. DO THE MATH! |
| 26 | ** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Um, why are we stuffing sauerkraut into your balloons?"]] |
| 27 | * From "Where's the Wand?", when Wanda magic wand has fallen into Vicky's costume box. |
| 28 | --> '''Cosmo:''' A magic wand in the wrong hands could mean total disaster! And Vicky's hands are the worst hands around! |
| 29 | * "The Temp" |
| 30 | ** Jeff the Elf's pathetic excuses given for why he summons toys instead of what Timmy actually wished for, especially when he creates a toy robot in response to Timmy wishing for a robot computer game and starts a fire by trying to jam it inside the computer's disk drive. |
| 31 | ** Jorgen's introduction is a barrel of laughs. When he is asked if his intent to make men out of all the fairies present includes the women, he bluntly replies in the affirmative. He also uses a jet pack and a gigantic magic wand because he finds regular fairy wings "too girly" and the standard magic wand "too wimpy". |
| 32 | ** When Santa shows up to get Jeff back. |
| 33 | -->'''Jeff''': My name is Jeff! Jeff! I have an identity! An identity! I am not just another one of your pointy-eared drones!\ |
| 34 | '''Santa''': Yes you are.\ |
| 35 | '''Jeff''': Tell others about me! Don't forget what you saw here today! Tell my story, tell my story! |
| 36 | * The short "Scout's Honor" has Timmy try to capture Bigfoot with the help of Cosmo and Wanda. Bigfoot turns out to be a very hairy hippie whose real name is Victor Bigfootowskowitz. |
| 37 | * "The Really Bad Day" |
| 38 | ** Cosmo's attempts at being bad [[PokeThePoodle aren't that heinous]]. Case in point, his first evil deed is simply to make the bathroom slightly dirtier. |
| 39 | ** Genghis Khan yelling at Cosmo that his first lesson in being bad is to never say "Thank you". |
| 40 | ** Genghis Khan has to go back because it turns out his babysitter (who is identical to Vicky) was brought with him, the icing on the cake being the surreal circumstance of a grown man being intimidated by a teenage babysitter. |
| 41 | * "Super Humor" |
| 42 | ** After Timmy wishes to have Creature Kid's power to talk to animals, he tests the ability on a fish tank. |
| 43 | -->'''Timmy Turner:''' Hey, fish! How's it going?\ |
| 44 | '''Fish:''' We're swimming in our own toilet. How do you ''think'' it's going, genius?! |
| 45 | ** After Timmy wishes for muscles like Senator Sinew, his strength ends up forcing the continent of Australia onto another planet, where one Australian man undergoes the unfortunate predicament of being disintegrated into a pile of ashes by an alien. |
| 46 | ** In Timmy's third attempt at being a super hero, he turns into the flyable Comet Commando and proceeds to fly...straight into the garage roof. He tries again and hits his head on the garage door. In his other attempts... |
| 47 | --> '''Cosmo and Wanda:''' (''a wooden crack noise is heard'') Tree branch, (''a metal clang noise is heard'') Street light, (''a helicopter crashing down is heard'') Helicopter, (''a airplane crashes down'') Airplane, (''a kid screaming upon being hit is heard'') [[NoodleIncident that other kid we gave super powers]]... |
| 48 | ** The RunningGag of an aging fly is bound for giggles. |
| 49 | ** When Timmy finds that he's unable to fight the giant monster he wished for, he wishes to have "super vision" to be able to stop the monster. He ends up watching a movie with his parents, as his godparents apparently misinterpreted his wish as "supervision". |
| 50 | [[/folder]] |
| 51 | |
| 52 | [[folder:Season 1]] |
| 53 | * From "Power Mad", after Vicky overloads the power, Cosmo and Wanda make a whole string of decoy channels meant to distract Vicky. |
| 54 | ** When Timmy wishes for Chester and A.J. to be taken out of the game. |
| 55 | ---> '''Cosmo:''' You can't! ''(changes his face to Timmy's)'' [[ExactWords Quote: "I wish for a video game that's challenging! A game that you can't wish yourself out of!" Unquote]]. |
| 56 | ** Immediately upon entering the first level of the game, Timmy gets hit by one of the spinning SpikeBallsOfDoom. |
| 57 | ---> '''Timmy:''' Wow, Cosmo and Wanda really made this game a lot--''(is struck by a spike ball)''--[[NintendoHard tougher]]. ''(dies and respawns)'' I lost a life, ''[[EpicFail on level one!]]'' What am I, ''four?!'' |
| 58 | ** Earlier when Timmy points out how literal they made his wish. |
| 59 | --->'''Timmy''': You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?\ |
| 60 | '''Cosmo''': Nope. We're two halves of a ''whole'' idiot! |
| 61 | ** Extra points for the hilarious spoof of ''Series/TheJerrySpringerShow'' (or, given that Wanda's hosting, ''Sally Jessy Raphael''). |
| 62 | --->'''Talk Show Host!Wanda:''' Just let me clarify this: [[CargoShip you married...your car]]?\ |
| 63 | ''(Cosmo is a hillbilly sitting next to a station wagon… and a [[{{Squick}} child-size version of the vehicle]]- [[FreudianSlip err… we mean mini compact car]])''\ |
| 64 | '''Hillbilly!Cosmo:''' Yep! Now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon!-OOBLEOBBLA!! ''(audience throws chair at him; angry honking noises heard in the direction of the audience; Hillbilly!Cosmo is knocked out of his boots)'' |
| 65 | ** Also, the ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' parody, ''Cosmo'', starring… [[ShapedLikeItself Cosmo]].[[note]] It's even funnier if you know that Kramer's first name on ''Seinfeld'' actually '''is''' "Cosmo".[[/note]] |
| 66 | --->'''Cosmo:''' It's a show about ''[[SeinfeldianConversation NOTHING!]]''[[{{Beat}} …]] How do we know when it's over?\ |
| 67 | '''Vicky:''' I do! ''(clicks channel changer)'' |
| 68 | ** And of course the most famous joke from the show: |
| 69 | --->'''Wanda:''' And now, here's Cosmo with the weather.\ |
| 70 | '''Cosmo:''' (holding a feather) I thought you said feather. (gives a blank stare then smiles) |
| 71 | ** When Vicky swipes Timmy's game helmet from him and puts it on, she ends up in the first level of Cosmo's and Wanda's game, and is awed by what she thinks is "the tetherball channel". [[ComedicSociopathy Then she gets whacked by spiked balls repeatedly offscreen, much to the amusement of Timmy and his godparents.]] |
| 72 | * Everything in "Transparents", from it being a character-establishing ''episode'' for Crocker, right down to the white, angelic Galactus {{Expy}} suit he gets in his world domination fantasy. |
| 73 | --> '''Waxelplax:''' Sorry for all the jokes [[KilledMidSentence abo-]] ''(Crocker vaporizes her and the other teacher)'' |
| 74 | ** Crocker's "fairy detector chair", which is basically an electric chair in water. |
| 75 | ---> '''Crocker:''' I need them only to sit in my special fairy detector chair. If they survive, they're ''FAIRIES!'' If they don't, ''I HAVE [[UltimateJobSecurity TENURE]]!'' |
| 76 | *** Followed by Crocker offering them a seat in the chair. Cosmo offers a fish, which falls to the floor and causes Crocker to slip back [[HoistByHisOwnPetard into the chair]] with the fish. Which has the side effect of cooking the fish into fish sticks! |
| 77 | ----> '''Crocker:''' I'll be right back...after I chip off the dead skin. |
| 78 | ** Then there's Principal Waxleplax's reasons for giving Timmy, Chester, AJ, and Crocker detention; |
| 79 | --->'''Waxleplax:''' ''(To Timmy)'' You, for faking your show-and-tell project, ''(To Chester and AJ)'' you two for going into the girls' bathroom, ''(To Crocker)'' and you, for [[ItMakesSenseInContext trapping me in a toilet-paper cocoon and telling two small boys they could enslave the Earth!]] [[AndThatsTerrible That's not right!]] |
| 80 | ** Cosmo rambling on really fast about magic shows, then starts choking. Timmy has to ''remind him to breathe'' since he's disguised as a human. |
| 81 | ** Cosmo falling after becoming a human. |
| 82 | --->'''Cosmo''': Yippee! That hurt!\ |
| 83 | '''Timmy''': No, Cosmo. You're supposed to say, "Ouch!" when you're hurt!\ |
| 84 | '''Cosmo''': Oh. Yippee! That ouched! |
| 85 | * This exchange from "Father Time": |
| 86 | -->'''Present Cosmo''': I hate lava lamps.\ |
| 87 | '''Present Wanda''': I know. They're really boring.\ |
| 88 | '''1970's Cosmo''': Oh, really? [[LikeIsLikeAComma Like]], what do ''you'' do for fun?\ |
| 89 | ''(Cuts to an image of a lava lamp on a computer, 1970's and Present Cosmo and Wanda are in front of it)''\ |
| 90 | '''Cosmo''': ...And you can download different lava!\ |
| 91 | '''Young Billy Gates (driving by)''': Hey! That gives me an idea! Someday, I'll link every computer in the world together! I'll call it..."The Internet!"\ |
| 92 | '''Present Cosmo''': [[ItWillNeverCatchOn That's silly! You should call it "The Timmy"!]]\ |
| 93 | '''Billy''': Duhhh... Okay! ''(drives off)''\ |
| 94 | '''1970's Wanda''': Oh, that Billy Gates with his crazy ideas. |
| 95 | ** While disguised as birds, the two sets of fairies are watching the foot race between the kids. |
| 96 | --->'''Cosmo''': "I love a good race!" |
| 97 | --->'''1970's Wanda''': "[[MistakenForRacist Well, we think all races are good, man.]]" |
| 98 | --->'''1970's Cosmo''': "We don't judge!" |
| 99 | ** Later on when they get back to the present [[BrickJoke the Internet is now called the Timmy]] [[FridgeLogic and vice versa]]. |
| 100 | --->'''Timmy's Mom''': "Internet! Breakfast is ready!" |
| 101 | ** Aaaaand this is where I'd put a trophy... [[MemeticMutation IF I HAD ONE!!]] |
| 102 | ** Mr. Turner is outraged when he sees what Timmy did to his trophy. |
| 103 | --->'''Mr. Turner''': I'm so mad I wish beams of heat would come out of my eyes right now!\ |
| 104 | ''[Cosmo raises his wand, but he's grabbed by Wanda]''\ |
| 105 | '''Wanda''': No, ours is the one in the silly pink hat. |
| 106 | * ''MONKEYFEET!'' |
| 107 | * I have goats... IN MY PANTS! |
| 108 | * This hilarious exchange: |
| 109 | -->'''Cosmo''': Hi Timmy, look, I'm a lawyer! *Poof* Now I'm a fireman, WHEEEEE! Now, I'm just a simple fairy-slash-lawyer-slash-fireman, but Jorgen misses the point, there are many redeeming qualities to Timmy. Isn't it true that you also wished for new shoes, sunglasses, butlers, and shiny teeth?\ |
| 110 | '''Timmy''': Yes.\ |
| 111 | '''Cosmo''': Wow, what a selfish punk! The defense rests.\ |
| 112 | '''Wanda''': ''That'' was your laser targeted defense?\ |
| 113 | '''Cosmo''': I'm a fireman, not a laser technician. *Poof* ''Now'' I'm a laser technician! |
| 114 | ** And then after Timmy's punishment is announced: |
| 115 | --->'''Cosmo''': *Poof* Don't look at me. I'm just a coal miner. |
| 116 | * "Spaced Out": |
| 117 | ** Timmy's OhCrap moment: |
| 118 | --->'''Wanda:''' Uh, Timmy… we've got some good news and some bad news.\ |
| 119 | '''Timmy:''' What's the good news?\ |
| 120 | '''Cosmo:''' The good news is the alien we got you is actually the prince of the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.\ |
| 121 | '''Wanda:''' And his parents are on their way here to destroy the Earth and rescue their son.\ |
| 122 | '''Timmy:''' What's the ''bad'' news?\ |
| 123 | '''Wanda:''' Oh, wait...that ''was'' the bad news...\ |
| 124 | '''Timmy:''' Then what's the ''good'' news?!\ |
| 125 | '''Cosmo:''' I found a nickel! |
| 126 | ** Cosmo's nickel: |
| 127 | --->'''Cosmo:''' The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip!\ |
| 128 | '''King Chang:''' What's the bad news?\ |
| 129 | '''Cosmo:''' It's a GIRL nickel! |
| 130 | ** After Mark and his parents leave: |
| 131 | --->'''Vicky:''' Hey, I found a nickel.\ |
| 132 | '''Cosmo:''' [[SayMyName PHILLIP!]] |
| 133 | ** "Will Timmy's secret ever be exposed? Will Cosmo and Phillip the nickel ever be reunited? Tune in next week for another exciting episode of ''The Fairly Oddparents''!" |
| 134 | * In the episode where Timmy wishes every day was Christmas, causing the other holiday mascots (all male) to get ticked off at him. In one scene, they rush to attack Timmy but stop short when they come underneath some mistletoe. They all immediately start shaking hands and saying things like, "You're a nice person/I like you as a friend" before resuming the chase. |
| 135 | * "The Big Problem": |
| 136 | --> '''Timmy:''' "What's going on? You said you just couldn't grant me more wishes. I didn't know you'd have to leave me too." *cries* |
| 137 | --> '''Cosmo:''' "We didn't know that either! Apparently the other thing I'm chock full of is not knowing stuff." |
| 138 | ** Vicky loses Timmy because he wished himself older and frantically tries to find him with "Have you seen this twerp?" fliers. |
| 139 | ** The RunningGag of adult Timmy being called "creepy". |
| 140 | ** [[HypocriticalHumor Nobody gets rid of creeps like]] [[TeensAreMonsters Vicky]]! |
| 141 | ** "Finally! Does your head pop off?" "It's not supposed to." |
| 142 | ** This exchange as Timmy learns to drive and Cosmo and Wanda are disguised as fuzzy dice: |
| 143 | --->'''Wanda:''' I'm carsick!\ |
| 144 | '''Cosmo:''' I'm Cosmo! |
| 145 | ** Timmy goes to a grown-up movie and is grossed out by seeing two characters kissing. Then he sees his parents doing the same in the front row. |
| 146 | --->'''Mr. Turner:''' Y'know, I bet Timmy would think this is gross.\ |
| 147 | '''Timmy:''' ''[screams and covers his eyes]'' IT BURNS! |
| 148 | ** Timmy then decides to shave claiming it'll be fun...only to cut himself in the process. Cosmo then offers some manly cologne...with burning results. |
| 149 | --->'''Timmy:''' (offscreen) They call THIS soothing?! |
| 150 | ** When Timmy gets stuck with a bill after eating at a restaurant, he starts to complain that it's more than he gets in his allowance before correcting himself that it's more than he makes in a month. The waiter answers that he should've gone to college. Timmy responds by asking the waiter if he went to college and the waiter answers by bursting into tears and crying that he didn't and that's why he's a waiter. |
| 151 | * The Crimson Chin. Good lord, everything about the Crimson Chin, from his snap-transitions between emotions to his hammy overacting to his lampshadings of the medium. |
| 152 | -->'''Timmy:''' Bitten by a radioactive handsome actor, Charles Hampton Indigo became the Crimson Chin!\ |
| 153 | '''Charles:''' Has the radioactivity affected your love life? ''(bitten)'' '''AHARGH!'''\ |
| 154 | '''Crimson Chin:''' By my mother's mandible, I say NAY! |
| 155 | ** It must be reiterated. He got his powers by being bitten by a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Radioactive.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Handsome.]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Actor.]]''''' |
| 156 | * From "Dog's Day Afternoon" |
| 157 | ** Timmy ([[FreakyFridayFlip actually Vicky's dog Doidle trapped in Timmy's body]]) goes down to breakfast. |
| 158 | --->'''Timmy''': FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!\ |
| 159 | ''(plunges his face into his cereal bowl and starts lapping it up like a dog)''\ |
| 160 | '''Mrs. Turner''': He sure is hungry!\ |
| 161 | '''Mr. Turner''': Oh, no. That's just how all kids eat cereal now. Face-first. I'm hip!\ |
| 162 | ''(plunges his face into his own cereal bowl, just like Timmy)''\ |
| 163 | '''Timmy''': SCHOOLBUS! SCHOOLBUS! CHASE! CHASE!\ |
| 164 | ''(runs out the door)''\ |
| 165 | '''Mr. Turner''': Wow, does Timmy love school or what?\ |
| 166 | ''(tries to plunge his face into his cup of coffee)''\ |
| 167 | '''Mr. Turner''': Ouch! Hot! It doesn't work with hot! |
| 168 | ** A.J.'s nonplussed reaction when Timmy (still Doidle trapped in Timmy's body) starts sniffing his butt. |
| 169 | --->'''A.J.''': I must say, this is a ''massive'' violation of my personal space. |
| 170 | ** In one scene, Wanda socializes with a couple of other fairies whose god kids also switched places with animals. One says hers swapped bodies with a frog. |
| 171 | --->'''Wanda''': Don't they dissect those?\ |
| 172 | '''Fairy''': [[OhCrap OH MY GOSH!]] ''[poofs away]'' |
| 173 | [[/folder]] |
| 174 | |
| 175 | [[folder:Season 2]] |
| 176 | * From "Tim-visible": |
| 177 | -->'''Francis:''' (punches Timmy's medallion) [[AmusingInjuries Ow! My hand! (tries again) Ow! My OTHER hand!]] (headbutts) Ow! My head! [[ExaggeratedTrope Ow! My spleen!]] |
| 178 | ** Crocker finally catches Timmy, but only after he's wished himself visible again, leading to this hilarious exchange. |
| 179 | --->'''Crocker:''' Behold! Fairy Godparents ''do'' exist, and as proof I give you...an invisible boy!\ |
| 180 | '''Man in Audience:''' Oh, yeah? Invisible boy? Well, this is me clapping my invisible hands! (''man claps while the rest of the audience laughs at Crocker'') |
| 181 | * In "That Old Black Magic", Dad, after telling Timmy not to step on cracks, swears to go back home only when each and every crack of [[AmusementParkOfDoom Adrenaland]] is repaired. When he sees a worker with an exposed butt crack, he starts chasing him while holding a bucket for cement and a trowel. |
| 182 | * The horrible bike that Timmy's dad made for him, complete with a bag of manure for a seat. |
| 183 | ** Cosmo freaking out whenever Super Bike says, "Super Toilet." |
| 184 | *** It's especially funny when Super Bike says "Super Toilet" in his dragon form, in an "evil" voice. |
| 185 | * In "The Boy Who Would Be Queen": |
| 186 | ** Trixie and Veronica's 'girl talk' from the perspective of the boys. |
| 187 | --->"{{Blah Blah|Blah}} '''[[RetailTherapy Shopping]]!''' {{Blah Blah|Blah}} '''[[TheFashionista Clothes]]!''' {{Blah Blah|Blah}} '''[[LongHairIsFeminine Hair]]!''' {{Blah Blah|Blah}} '''BoyBand!''' {{Blah Blah|Blah}} '''[[HopelessSuitor We'll NEVER notice you!]]'''" |
| 188 | ** "Congratulations, you're now [[GenderFlip Cosma and Wando]]" |
| 189 | * In the HalloweenEpisode, we have this exchange: |
| 190 | -->'''Timmy's Dad:''' I'm going as your mom! *pulls down a mask of Timmy's Mom's face*\ |
| 191 | '''Timmy's Mom:''' I'm going as your dad! *pulls down a mask of Timmy's Dad's face*\ |
| 192 | '''[[DeadpanSnarker Timmy:]]''' I'm going '''''straight''''' to therapy. |
| 193 | ** Also, Cosmo and Wanda [[LoopholeAbuse exploiting]] the fact that they're dressed up and thus unrecognisable as fairies, and dressing as a "floating human janitor" and "floating human nurse" respectively. |
| 194 | * After Timmy regrets wishing for the "worst possible non-lethal thing to happen to Chip Skylark," which turns out to be being BoundAndGagged by [[StalkerWithACrush Vicky]]. |
| 195 | -->'''Timmy:''' I'm really sorry about all this, Chip.\ |
| 196 | '''Chip:''' Oh, that's all right, little pal. [[ObliviousGuiltSlinging It's not like you wished for this to happen.]] |
| 197 | ** Before that, Chip showed up at Timmy's house after crashing his car into a tree that suddenly appeared in the middle of the street. |
| 198 | ---> '''Chip:''' Totally. Weird. |
| 199 | ** Chip's fans chanting "We want Chip!", followed by Timmy's Dad saying "Or else!". |
| 200 | * Vicky blackmailing Timmy with a fake recording if he doesn't do her chores: |
| 201 | -->'''Recording:''' ''Hi, I'm Timmy Turner, and I -- ''(gruff male voice)'' CHEATED ON MY MATH TEST.''\ |
| 202 | '''Timmy:''' I never cheated on my math test!\ |
| 203 | '''Recording:''' ''Hi, I'm Timmy Turner, and I --''\ |
| 204 | '''Other Recording:''' ''Cheated on my math test!'' |
| 205 | ** And then Timmy does the same to Vicky: |
| 206 | --->'''Recording:''' ''Hi, I'm Vicky, and I -- (gruff male voice) STOLE FROM MY MOM'S PURSE.''\ |
| 207 | '''Vicky:''' I never stole from my mom's purse!\ |
| 208 | '''Recording:''' ''Hi, I'm Vicky, and I --''\ |
| 209 | '''Other Recording:''' ''Stole from my mom's purse!'' |
| 210 | ** And why not forget this classic: |
| 211 | --->'''Timmy:''' I can't do chores in a dress!\ |
| 212 | '''Recording:''' ''Hi, I'm Timmy Turner, and I'm --''\ |
| 213 | '''Other Recording:''' ''In a dress!'' |
| 214 | * This scene from the episode "Knighty Knight". Towards the end, Timmy gives King Arthur (who appears here as a short, almost blind boy) a pair of glasses. |
| 215 | --->'''Arthur''': everything's so clear! I… I can see! I CAN FIGHT! (rips off his shirt and turns into a ridiculously tall, muscular guy). |
| 216 | ** Then he immediately gets killed by the dragon. |
| 217 | --->'''Timmy''': Uh… guys?\ |
| 218 | '''Wanda''': Well, we can take a crack at it.\ |
| 219 | (Cosmo and Wanda use their magic to restore Arthur to normal)\ |
| 220 | '''Arthur''': I can breathe! I CAN FIGHT!!! |
| 221 | * In "Inspection Detection", when Cosmo and Wanda are distracting Jorgen: |
| 222 | -->'''Jorgen''': Your puny slideshow does not amuse me!\ |
| 223 | '''Cosmo''': Well, uh, we could just sit here cowering in fear of you?\ |
| 224 | '''Jorgen''': Oooh! I'll get my camera!\ |
| 225 | * Cut later to another slideshow*\ |
| 226 | '''Cosmo''': And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago! And this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds ago! And this is us-\ |
| 227 | '''Jorgen''': ''(destroys slideshow)'' ENOUGH! |
| 228 | * This exchange: |
| 229 | -->'''Cosmo''': Let's play the not study game!\ |
| 230 | '''Timmy''': How do you play?\ |
| 231 | '''Cosmo''': ''(pushes books away from Timmy's desk)'' You're already playing it!\ |
| 232 | '''Both''': YAAAAAAAAAAAY!\ |
| 233 | ''(they go off to play video games)'' |
| 234 | ** And later on: |
| 235 | --->'''Timmy''': Chapter one... I'm done! Let's play the not study game!\ |
| 236 | '''Cosmo''': ''(clears the books off the table with a bulldozer)''\ |
| 237 | '''Both''': YAAAAAAAAAAAY!\ |
| 238 | ''(they go off to play video games)'' |
| 239 | * Timmy becomes a fairy and tries to find Fairy World. |
| 240 | -->'''Timmy''': ''(poofs in front of a midget vampire)'' Fairy World?\ |
| 241 | '''Midget Vampire''': Scary World.\ |
| 242 | '''Timmy''': You're not that scary.\ |
| 243 | '''Midget Vampire''': Oh yeah? Well here's a photo of [[YourMom your grandma's]] feet! ''(holds of photo of [[GrossUpCloseUp a pair of unnecessarily detailed gross feet]])''\ |
| 244 | '''Timmy''': AAAAAAAAH! IT BURNS!!!! |
| 245 | * "[[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Mr. President,]] you just nearly caused a nuclear war! What are you going to do next?" "[[TakeThat I'm]] [[ImGoingToDisneyWorld going to]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N2pahV-tIE Escalator Land!]]" |
| 246 | * Timmy wishes for his parents to have superpowers, so they can get their work done without getting worn out. Mom and Dad soon realize they have powers, but decide to keep them a secret from Timmy based on a reading a comic book. One moment later... |
| 247 | -->'''Timmy:''' Morning, guys.\ |
| 248 | '''Dad:''' ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial WHAT SUPER POWERS?!]]'' |
| 249 | * From "Inspection Detection", Wanda leaves in the middle of the Fairy Inspection in order to help Timmy who's running from the cops after being thought of as a shoplifter. |
| 250 | -->'''Wanda:''' So what? It's just a stupid inspection! If you want to send us to the Fairy Academy, fine! But right now, Timmy needs us! ''(poofs away)''\ |
| 251 | ''Jorgen stares at Cosmo.''\ |
| 252 | '''Cosmo:''' …DON'T KILL ME!!! ''(poofs away with a chicken noise)'' |
| 253 | * From "Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary", Timmy is in a magical duel with a rich kid named Remy. The final challenge is to come up with most mystical animal they can think of. |
| 254 | -->'''Timmy:''' I wish I was a crab! ''(beat)'' With ''two'' heads! |
| 255 | ** In the same episode, Cosmo popping up in front of Juandissimo to distract him, including this gem when he taunts him: |
| 256 | --->'''Cosmo''': ''(makes himself look like a fat version of Juandissimo)'' Chunky hunky!\ |
| 257 | '''Juandissimo''': Stop!\ |
| 258 | '''Cosmo''': ''(makes himself look like a monkey)'' Monkey chunky hunky! |
| 259 | ** The first challenge of the Fairy Duel involves the godchild getting trapped by a giant ape, with the fairy godparent having to rescue them under a time limit. Juandissimo takes too much time trying to rescue Remy and fails the challenge, leading to this: |
| 260 | --> '''Jorgen''': The handsome fairy has failed to rescue his godchild! |
| 261 | --> ''The crowd boos'' |
| 262 | --> '''Jorgen''': [[EvenTheGuysWantHim But he is still very sexy!]] |
| 263 | --> ''The crowd cheers as Juandissimo blows kisses'' |
| 264 | --> '''Juandissimo''': This, I can live with. |
| 265 | * A lot of the [[BannedEpisode inexplicably banned]] episode "Twistory"- especially how George Washington's depicted as being AxCrazy for wood (per Ben Franklin- "it started with the Cherry Tree and it's been chop-chop-chop ever since."), constantly yelling "Must… chop… WOOD!" |
| 266 | * In "Boy Toy," Timmy wishes himself down to toy-size for an adventure with his Crimson Chin action figure, which has a number of "action phrases" (most of which are awful). At the end, though: |
| 267 | -->'''Crimson Chin Figure''': I'm totally into the idea of you giving me to Tootie! That way, she'll always have a small piece of you to smother and choke with love.\ |
| 268 | '''Timmy''': …Wow. That was an oddly specific action phrase. |
| 269 | * In "Information Stupor Highway", Timmy's parents help him make a love letter to Trixie. And by "help", they meant puttings threats and lovey-dovey stuff all over their son's letter. Here's the [[https://fairlyoddparents.fandom.com/wiki/File:InformationStuporHighway31.png result]]. |
| 270 | ** Timmy's dad thinking the picture on Timmy's computer of Mr. Crocker in his mom's red dress is from an X-rated website. |
| 271 | --->'''Mr. Turner''': Ugh! You're not supposed to be on ''those'' kinds of websites! |
| 272 | ** Mr. Crocker's upload bar [[EpicFail going backwards]]. |
| 273 | -->'''Computer:''' -1%.\ |
| 274 | '''Crocker:''' Drat! |
| 275 | * The first thing Timmy and Vicky do once the former wishes for his Wanda watch and they come face-to face in "Deja Vu"? Brawl. |
| 276 | -->'''Vicky:''' I'll start by taking your stupid talking-! ''(notices Timmy)''\ |
| 277 | '''Timmy and Vicky:''' HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! ''(cue BigBallOfViolence)'' |
| 278 | [[/folder]] |
| 279 | |
| 280 | [[folder:Season 3]] |
| 281 | * In "Mother Nature", Dad decides that since Mom is now working as a weather person, he has to be both "Mom and Dad". Unfortunately, his idea of being two parents is using a puppet that looks like Mom. A puppet he has arguments with, to which Timmy says, "No amount of therapy will ever make this moment OK." |
| 282 | ** Also, everyone's reactions to Timmy's mom [[SexyWhateverOutfit in a fireman outfit]]: |
| 283 | --->'''Chet Ubetcha''': Hey!\ |
| 284 | '''Dad''': ''Heyyy!''\ |
| 285 | '''Mom Puppet''': HEY!\ |
| 286 | '''Timmy''': ''[[{{Fainting}} (passes out and drops the fishbowl)]]''\ |
| 287 | '''Cosmo & Wanda, falling ''': Hey! |
| 288 | * "[[OrphanedPunchline I thought you said 'Plastic surgery']]!" as said by Cosmo, complete with breasts, during a rapid-fire series of clips provided by Cosmo's mother to discredit her son's relationship and godchild assignment. |
| 289 | ** Also, Cosmo: "I'm keeping them" (referring to the gag boobs) |
| 290 | * Mom's attempt at gardening, full stop. |
| 291 | -->'''Timmy's Mom''': *bawling* '''"Everything I touch''' '''''[++[[TouchOfDeath dies!]]++]"'''''\ |
| 292 | ''(Timmy and his dad both take a step back)''\ |
| 293 | '''Timmy's Dad''': ''"[[SitcomArchNemesis Oh, Dinkleberg]]!'' Aren't you going to come over and give my wife a [[BlackComedy congratulatory hand-touch]]?" |
| 294 | * "Pants are for squares!" "Studying is for squares!" "Electric bills are for squares… [[RunningGag like pants]]!" "Hygiene is for squares!" |
| 295 | * "What flammable-" *BEEP* "PUDDING!" |
| 296 | ** "I like making the buzzy noise!" |
| 297 | * When Timmy finds out that Crocker used to have fairies himself as a kid (who turn out to be Cosmo and Wanda), and he does one of Crocker's "'''[[BorrowedCatchphrase FAIRY GODPARENTS]]!'''" spasms upon realization. |
| 298 | -->'''Timmy:''' If I ever do that again, hit me.\ |
| 299 | ''(Cosmo produces an oar)''\ |
| 300 | '''Timmy:''' Not now! |
| 301 | ** Also, "Must… Resist… Stupidity impulse." *Poofs a Jack-in-a-box in front of him* "Not… resisting well!" |
| 302 | ** And earlier on in the same episode, Timmy decides that he has to go back in time further to the 80s to see if Crocker is still miserable. Just before he gets there, we see [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture another time machine]] [[ShoutOut leave a]] [[BurningRubber pair of flame trails behind it]]. |
| 303 | * Timmy has run away from home and joined a carnival |
| 304 | -->'''Wanda''': You can't stay a carny forever, Timmy.\ |
| 305 | '''Cosmo''': Yeah, you don't have the experience! You've never even been to prison! |
| 306 | ** "CARNY STYLE!" |
| 307 | * In "Cosmo Con", when Timmy's Mom and Dad meet Mr. Crocker, Timmy's Dad is under the belief that everything she is doing to prepare the place for dinner is for Crocker. |
| 308 | -->'''Timmy's Dad''': ''(looking Mr. Crocker over)'' Those eyes, that hair, that figure! Oh my gosh, it's worse than I thought! HE'S GORGEOUS! |
| 309 | * "Pipe Down." Any character screaming and then [[SpontaneousHumanCombustion exploding.]] Funniest example is Timmy's dad. Timmy breaks some important stuff, Timmy's dad screams angrily, but no sound comes out, because Timmy wished for silence. Timmy's dad tries again and Timmy puts a hand to his ear as if to say, "I can't hear you!" Timmy's dad screams again with his hair igniting and his face turning purple, before he explodes. Timmy's mom nervously hands Timmy his lunchbox. |
| 310 | ** It happens a second time when the sound is back and he finds out that Dinkleberg melted all his trophies into a golden toilet seat. When he screams, [[OutrunTheFireball Timmy and his mom immediately run away and jump to avoid him exploding.]] |
| 311 | ** Timmy being the [[WorstWhateverEver worst charades player ever]] during this episode, losing [[EpicFail in 1.25 seconds]]. |
| 312 | --->'''Timmy's Dad:''' ''(waves his arms wildly)'' ''This'' is not a bulldozer! ''(runs with his hands at his chest while leaning backward)'' ''This'' is not a fudgesicle! ''(pretending to row a boat)'' And how is this ''Film/GhostbustersII''?! |
| 313 | ** Meta example: It's possible that the inspiration for the charades subplot came from Butch Hartman's experience as a contestant in the 1980s on the game show ''Series/BodyLanguage'', which revolved around charades. |
| 314 | * "The Big Scoop", the [[POVSequel P.O.V. Sequel]] episode to "A Wish Too Far" with Chester and AJ as the focus: |
| 315 | ** When Chester goes to AJ's house, a laser security system activates as it mistakes Chester for a Girl Scout, but then deactivates when Chester says it's him…only for an even bigger laser activate! Thankfully, AJ intervenes and Chester '''narrowly''' avoids getting vaporized. |
| 316 | -->'''AJ''': Sorry, uh, my parents set that. |
| 317 | -->'''Chester''': But your parents love me... |
| 318 | -->(beat) |
| 319 | ** After Chester and AJ see Timmy in [[CallBack his popular attire]], which he claims to have gotten after he inherited the Internet. |
| 320 | -->'''Chester''': "Inherited the Internet"? Is that even possible? |
| 321 | -->'''AJ''': No, Chester, it's not. The Internet is for everyone and no one man can own it. I know, [[NoodleIncident I’ve tried.]] |
| 322 | ** Principal Waxeplax getting tricked with tuna sub sandwich baited by Elmer with a fishing rod. |
| 323 | -->'''Elmer''': They gave me a quarter. Am I in trouble? |
| 324 | -->'''Principal Waxelplax''': (picks up the sandwich) Is this tuna? |
| 325 | -->'''Elmer''': Yes. |
| 326 | -->'''Principal Waxelplax''': Then you're fine. (eats the sandwich) |
| 327 | ** After Chester and AJ make off with Timmy's permanent record, Principal Waxelplax is initially outraged, [[BrickJoke until she sees a cookie on string]]. |
| 328 | ** Chester gets a lot of memorable lines in this episode: |
| 329 | *** "The system is coming to stomp down on the people's right to know the truth!" |
| 330 | *** "We/I will not be silenced!" |
| 331 | *** "I'd get on my parents' nerves too if I'd had them bound gagged and stuffed in a bowling ball bag!" |
| 332 | *** "Chester [=McBadbat=], ace photographer, always gets a shot. …Chester [=McBadbat=], ace photographer, is not part flying squirrel." |
| 333 | ** When Chester and AJ look at Timmy's permanent record, they find a photo from [[CallBack his last parent-teacher conference is shown with Cosmo and Wanda posing as Timmy's Mom and Dad]] and Cosmo is picking his nose in the photo. |
| 334 | -->'''Chester''': Holy food stamps! Those aren't Timmy's parents! |
| 335 | -->'''AJ''': You're right! That guy with green hair looks '''way''' smarter than Timmy's dad! |
| 336 | ** They see more photos of Cosmo and Wanda posing as Timmy's parents and doing a bunch of things; participating in a three-legged race, picking Timmy up from school, [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking and going backstage with ''Siegfried & Roy'']]. |
| 337 | -->'''Chester''' No way! Those tickets are impossible to get! [[BrickJoke I know, I've tried]]. |
| 338 | ** Chester and AJ's logical explanation for Timmy's newfound popularity? Timmy got rid of his real parents and used the insurance to buy the Internet and his pink and green replacement parents. |
| 339 | * The Parental Block in "Sleepover and Over". |
| 340 | -->''BLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCKBLOCK'' |
| 341 | * [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Sylvester]] [[Creator/SylvesterStallone Calzone]], especially when he beats himself up after dissing Timmy Turner's movie and Timmy reminds him that he's a self-proclaimed critic puncher. |
| 342 | -->'''Sylvester Calzone:''' What? Is that the best I got?! Agh! What are you, a pansy?! |
| 343 | ** "You're the species! I'm the extinction!" |
| 344 | * Juandissimo's "swirly pink hair dance" from "Wanda's Day Off". Also, Cosmo's and Timmy's subplot that features [[ItMakesSenseInContext super-intelligent cockroaches trying to]] TakeOverTheWorld. |
| 345 | ** Cosmo's solution to getting rid of the roaches is [[SummonBiggerFish arranging an]] AlienInvasion: |
| 346 | --->'''Timmy:''' Martians? You brought ''Martians'' in to fight the roaches?\ |
| 347 | '''Cosmo:''' You said nothing on Earth could destroy them, [[LiteralMinded so I picked something not from Earth!]]\ |
| 348 | '''Timmy:''' Martians destroy everything; ''except'' roaches! Don't you watch the movies?!\ |
| 349 | '''Cosmo:''' Aw, Timmy, please! Wanda's gonna be home any minute! If she sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot!\ |
| 350 | '''Timmy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And this would be news to her]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker how?]]'' |
| 351 | * "Odd Jobs" has Mr. Turner's wrestling match with Crusher [=McPersoncrusher=] fail because of Mr. Turner wearing a pencil costume and Crusher having [[EnmityWithAnObject an intense hatred of pencils]], which is shown in a flashback to be because Crusher flunked elementary school [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength when his immense strength destroyed every pencil he tried to use]]. |
| 352 | * Cosmo accidentally shooting a random fairy in the ear during the Texas cage match in "Most Wanted Wish": |
| 353 | -->'''Fairy:''' OW! YOU SHOT ME IN THE EAR!\ |
| 354 | '''Cosmo:''' ''(sheepishly)'' I always was the worst shot at Fairy Academy.\ |
| 355 | '''Wanda:''' Better leave the blasting to me.\ |
| 356 | '''Fairy:''' Can't believe you shot me in the ear! ''(Wanda nails him)'' |
| 357 | ** After Jorgen explains the rule that any fairy who gets zapped in the butt during the cage match loses, we see a pair of fairies with [[JokeOfTheButt huge bottoms]], who are understandably not happy about this rule. |
| 358 | --->'''Jorgen:''' The rules of the Texas cage match are very simple. If you get blasted in the butt, you lose! (''demonstrates by making a fairy poof away with the onomatopoeia "loser" by blasting his behind'')\ |
| 359 | '''Male Fairy with Big Butt:''' Of course.\ |
| 360 | '''Female Fairy with Big Butt:''' Typical. |
| 361 | * How do Mr. Turner and Timmy's friends escape Doug Dimmadome's prison at the end of "Odd, Odd West"? [[ButtMonkey Chester]]. |
| 362 | --> '''A.J:''' Way to go, Chester! Your braces made a great pick-axe to help us tunnel out of that cell.\ |
| 363 | '''Sanjay:''' And your body made the most marvelous shield to keep the coyotes away from us!\ |
| 364 | '''Chester:''' ''(looking very much worse for wear)'' [[NonSequiturThud I'll take my "Eaten by Coyotes" badge now...]] ''(faints)'' |
| 365 | ** By the end, he hasn't gotten over it: |
| 366 | -->'''Chester:''' ''(facing an angry coyote)'' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner And now you're gonna get your "Beaten by a Chester" badge.]] ''Bring it on [[ShoutOut Wile. E]]!'' ''(they brawl)'' [[BrickJoke Wait 'til my four fathers hear about]] ''[[BrickJoke this!]]'' ''(He dives back into the fray, and as the end card shows, we hear the coyote whimpering, implying Chester somehow '''won'''.)'' |
| 367 | [[/folder]] |
| 368 | |
| 369 | [[folder:Season 4]] |
| 370 | * In the episode "Beach Bummed": |
| 371 | -->'''Sea Monster Emergency Response Team general:''' "We are not a [[RunningGag waste of money]]! Now prove it, and waste him!"\ |
| 372 | Pan over to show two guys [[HypocriticalHumor shoveling dollar bills into a fire.]] |
| 373 | * After Timmy wished for the world to be full of superheroes, his antagonizers become supervillains. Francis becomes an anthropomorphic bull called the "Bull-e" [[BroughtToYouByTheLetterS with a big "E" on his chest]]. |
| 374 | -->'''Timmy:''' What's the "E" stand for??\ |
| 375 | '''Bull-e:''' It's the second letter in ''"death"'', and the third letter in ''"die"''!! |
| 376 | ** When Nega-Chin halts Timmy's attempt to wish the heroes and villains away by stopping him from saying the latter part, only Veronica as Hawk Gal doesn't lose her superpowers. |
| 377 | --->'''Chester:''' She wasn't much of a hero anyway. |
| 378 | * The running gag from the time when Timmy wished he had no emotions. People would do increasingly terrible/funny/bizarre/cruel things to him, then ask the same thing: |
| 379 | -->'''Several People''': How does that make you feel?\ |
| 380 | '''Emotionless Timmy''': It doesn't. |
| 381 | ** [[RunningGag You're weird…]] |
| 382 | ** Cosmo trying to take care of the box containing all of the personifications of Timmy's emotions: |
| 383 | --->'''Cosmo:''' Angry, stop hitting Happy! Fear, get out from under the bed! And Envy, Jealousy, stop arguing over who loves Love more! [crash from off screen] Oh great... Bravery's on the roof again…\ |
| 384 | '''[Bravery falls with a crash to Timmy' bedroom floor]''' |
| 385 | ** This gem: |
| 386 | --->'''Cosmo:''' Oops! I forgot to return his common sense!\ |
| 387 | '''Timmy's common sense:''' ''[[MotorMouth WHATEVERYOUDODON'TJUMP]]''! |
| 388 | ** Quite possibly Trixie Tang's best moment in the entire series: |
| 389 | --->'''Trixie''': (''to an emotionless Timmy'') I'm ignoring you. |
| 390 | --->''Timmy doesn't reply'' |
| 391 | --->'''Trixie''': I said I'm ignoring you! |
| 392 | --->''Again, no response'' |
| 393 | --->'''Trixie''': '''''[[DoubleStandard STOP IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU!!!!!]]''''' |
| 394 | * Timmy has been getting so strong after a wish he's hurting people so Cosmo gives us this little gem. |
| 395 | -->'''Timmy''': (to fairies) HELP! I'm huge, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood!\ |
| 396 | '''Cosmo''': Just like the I.R.S.! |
| 397 | * In "Just the Two of Us," Trixie, suddenly becomes completely insane despite being relatively sane before, completely loses it and attacks Timmy after he breaks up with her when they're the last two people on Earth. Timmy's following line is the best. |
| 398 | -->'''Timmy''': "Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the violent gardening tools section." |
| 399 | ** Also. |
| 400 | --->'''Timmy''': You're pretty!\ |
| 401 | '''Trixie''': [[LoveMakesYouCrazy THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK ANYMORE!]] [[MoodWhiplash But thank you, though.]] |
| 402 | ** Mark's cameo, [[{{Irony}} made funnier by the fact that Mark]] [[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad thinks beautiful women are hideous]], [[HypocriticalHumor but has no problem with Trixie]]: |
| 403 | --->''"Earth female! As you can see from my gelatinous body, and many waving tenticles, I am clearly not a boy, of this earth! (grabs Trixie) Shall we slide around on this bed of frozen liquid, that is somehow clearly amusing to you earth people~!"'' |
| 404 | * When Timmy wished his parents would get some friends, which leads to Cosmo and Wanda becoming Mr. and Mrs. Turner's friends, they realize that they've been neglecting Timmy (more than usual), so rather than blow off their dinner plans with Cosmo and Wanda, decide to be as rude as possible to drive them away. |
| 405 | -->'''Mr. Turner''': Ooh, Wanda! Have you gained weight? A ''loooot'' of weight?\ |
| 406 | '''Wanda''': Uh, no? So, uh, how's the coffee here?\ |
| 407 | '''Mr. Turner''': You tell me!\ |
| 408 | (''Throws hot coffee in Wanda's face'') |
| 409 | ** Later when he asks her again: |
| 410 | --->'''Mr. Turner''': Have you gained weight?\ |
| 411 | '''Cosmo''': A ''loooot'' of weight? |
| 412 | ** After noticing the Turners being so rude, Wanda ducks under the table to see if there is a rule about murdering your godchild's actual parents. When there is, Da Rules poof away with a "no dice". |
| 413 | ** After Cosmo and Wanda disappear to discuss what to do about the Turners, the Turners wonder where they went: |
| 414 | --->'''Mrs. Turner''': Hmm, they've been gone a really long time.\ |
| 415 | '''Mr. Turner''': Maybe they're dead.\ |
| 416 | '''Mrs. Turner''': Quick, let's establish an alibi! |
| 417 | * From "Lights… Camera… Adam!" |
| 418 | -->'''Adam West''': How do you say this word?\ |
| 419 | '''Guy Playing Cleft''': Chin. |
| 420 | ** "Finally! I got to direct in a sailor suit! And now I'm a racecar driver! Sweet! Dreams really do come true!" |
| 421 | ** This RunningGag: |
| 422 | --->'''Crowd:''' TV's Adam West!\ |
| 423 | '''Adam West:''' WHERE!? |
| 424 | * In "Odd Couple", Ricky gets tricked by Timmy into marrying [[SchmuckBait a teen beauty pageant who's rich]], who actually turns out to be Crocker's mom. |
| 425 | * "Mr. Right!": |
| 426 | ** The premise is that Timmy is sick of being wrong, so he wishes he was always right. The consequence of this wish is that whenever he says something, even if it "should" be a mistake or a lie, it magically becomes correct. So when Timmy denies having fairy godparents to Crocker, they disappear (in bubbles reading, "Don't" for Cosmo and "Have!" for Wanda). Timmy decides he must tell someone he has fairy godparents for them to return, but the person must not listen, so he goes to A.J. (who usually never listens because he's an InsufferableGenius) but this time, he wants to know how class ended so early. Timmy then goes to Francis, tells him that there are [[ScaryStingingSwarm wasps]], and has them [[EarAche sting Francis in the ears]] so he won't hear. |
| 427 | ** The starting point to his attempt at bringing his fairies back was with Vicky, who proceeded to get a film crew to record him to expose what she thought as a embarassing secret, prompting Timmy to leave....but not before saying that the crimson chin comics she's burning are actually her life savings, where on cue, said comics turn into said life savings of hers as they get reduced into ashes, prompting the sadistic babysitter to cry...as her own film crew to film her crying |
| 428 | --->'''Camera Man:''' This'll make a GREAT short film! |
| 429 | *** Timmy makes Crusher McPerson Crusher appear, and the wrestler first appears male, but then [[GenderBender turns female]] because he said, "Who's the man?" and Timmy said, "Not you!". Moments later, it turns out that Crusher (whose name is now Nancy) and Francis are dating. |
| 430 | * In "Vicky Loses Her Icky", Timmy is in class when something goes wrong and makes a wish that he can get out of class 'inconspicuously.' [[TheDitz Cosmo]] poofs a pair of rockets onto his desk and Timmy shoots out through the ceiling, getting everyone's attention. |
| 431 | -->'''Wanda''': ''(To Cosmo while Timmy is flying through the air and screaming)'' IT MEANS 'WITHOUT BEING NOTICED!!' |
| 432 | ** Cosmo says Timmy wouldn't have been noticed if he didn't scream. |
| 433 | ** After that Crocker notices the burn marks on the floor and assumes Timmy exploded, saying "Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to teach!" |
| 434 | * "Genie Meanie Minie Mo": |
| 435 | ** The best rule in the infamous rulebook: No breakfast wishes after 10:30. |
| 436 | ** [[Creator/NormMacDonald Norm]]. Just Norm. |
| 437 | --->'''Timmy:''' Hey, [[CaptainObvious you're a genie!]]\ |
| 438 | '''Norm:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, guess we can cross brains off the wish list.]] |
| 439 | ** Timmy falling for a classic LiteralGenie trap when he wishes for an omelet. "Guess you should've wished for an omelet ''on a plate!''" |
| 440 | ** Norm proves the difference between LiteralGenie and JerkassGenie when Timmy tries to outsmart him by saying, "I wish Trixie Tang loved Timmy Turner." Cue Trixie kissing a line of guys [[ExactWords all named Timmy Turner.]] |
| 441 | --->'''Norm:''' Know what they have in common? They're all smarter than you! |
| 442 | ** The one way to outsmart a JerkassGenie? "I WISH I HAD A LAWYER!" |
| 443 | --->'''Norm:''' I hate being out-jerked! |
| 444 | ** At the end of the episode, Mr. Crocker buys Norm's lava lamp and has it shipped to his uncle Albert in Canada so he can add it to his lamp collection. Norm sees this as a victory because he earlier mentioned a desire to destroy Canada, but learns that Crocker's uncle can't rub his lamp because he's in a straitjacket, as he's institutionalized for his crazed obsession with genies (which is not unlike his nephew's obsession with fairies). |
| 445 | * "Mr. Right": |
| 446 | ** With Timmy's comic book collection roasting on an open fire: |
| 447 | --->'''Jubilant Male Choir: '''There goes the Crimson Chin!''' [marshmallow drops flat splat on the hero on one of the blazing books]. |
| 448 | * The alterations to the books in "Shelf Life". In ''Frankenstein'' for example, the villagers attacking the monster become the ill attacking a monster truck. |
| 449 | ** From the same episode, Elmer makes the mistake of saying that doing a 500-page book report over the summer sounds like fun. At the end of the day, Elmer is tied up to a sign that says, "I Love Books" with an angry mob of kids chasing after him. |
| 450 | --->'''Elmer:''' All I said was, "It sounded like fun!"\ |
| 451 | '''Sanjay:''' He said it again! Get him!\ |
| 452 | ''(The angry mob begins chasing Elmer, along with a dog with a kid being dragged behind it)''\ |
| 453 | ''Later''\ |
| 454 | '''Elmer:''' Don't you guys ever go to the bathroom?! ''(continues getting chased by the angry mob along with the dog and [[ItMakesSenseInContext Timmy's dad barking and running on all fours like a dog]])'' |
| 455 | * Wanda has this gem when Timmy's parents are mistaken for a pair of souvenir-stealing criminals. |
| 456 | -->'''Wanda:''' They're entwined in the American legal system. It would take us years to get them out, even WITH magic. |
| 457 | * Cosmo's empty head plays elevator music and he uses it to store candy in "Mind Over Magic". |
| 458 | * From "Miss Dimmsdale": |
| 459 | ** Timmy's TwitchyEye when Timmy's mom showed him that her old bikini still fit. |
| 460 | *** Also hilarious considering it was a MaleGaze for every boy fan. |
| 461 | *** Which is then followed by Mr. Turner revealing that ''[[FanDisservice his]]'' swimsuit still fit. |
| 462 | --->'''Dinkleberg:''' Heeeey, lookin' good, Turner!\ |
| 463 | '''Timmy's Dad:''' ''Dinklebeeeeerrrg…'' |
| 464 | ** ''"Where'' is it written in this one-sided society that a man '''can't''' be beautiful!?" |
| 465 | [[/folder]] |
| 466 | |
| 467 | [[folder:Season 5]] |
| 468 | * From "What's the Difference?": |
| 469 | -->'''Timmy''': Toilet, toilet, toilet… Hippo Head?\ |
| 470 | '''Hippo Head''': If you go in me, you DIE!\ |
| 471 | '''Timmy''': [[ARareSentence Okay, when the toilet starts talking, it's time to give up.]] |
| 472 | ** Crocker is trying to solve a CrosswordPuzzle and for some reason is unable to figure out the answer to two very easy clues: a five-letter word for a magical being who grants wishes with the use of a wand (which he ''should'' figure out, given his obsession with fairies) and an eleven-letter word for a student he hates (obviously Timmy Turner), the latter of which is only missing the first letter. |
| 473 | ** The running gag of Timmy being reminded that the Find-It book is for three-year-olds, especially when Princess Mandie is able to accurately compare the result of Timmy's wish to a puzzle book for three-year-olds. |
| 474 | * From "Nega-Timmy": |
| 475 | ** Timmy's parents give him a vial of acid to play with so they could watch their show starring a Crocodile Hunter parody who hunts bad parents. |
| 476 | *** Timmy after melting the mailbox: "It's fun and destructive… it's FUNSTRUCTIVE!" |
| 477 | ** Nega-Timmy walking into Crocker's classroom and then just hissing in his face. |
| 478 | *** Nega-Timmy's evil plan is to destroy the makeup factory. Apparently, everyone uses makeup, even Timmy. |
| 479 | * In the episode "Love At First Height" : Oh my gosh! It's GAH! The Norwegian Supermodel! |
| 480 | ** He's [[BuffySpeak Norwegelicious!]] |
| 481 | *** I have a calendar? |
| 482 | * The parents kidnapped and taken to a parents-only spa in the theme park, guarded by men in black suits who throw kids out that accidentally run into the place. When the parents have to leave, they FreakOut and beg not to be reunited with their children. |
| 483 | ** The start of the above mention episode is quite silly, since it shows Timmy, Chester, AJ, and Timmy's mom and dad sleeping...the latter of which is still drving as he unknowingly pushes the gas pedal as the car speeds up, leading to the group unknowingly into near death close calls from a construction zone, a guillotine factory, area 51, (complete with a purple hulk expy, a giant ass ant, and a UFO, which upon blasting a beam the turners avoid unveils a giant Elvis) and finally a road end where they FINALLY made it to Adrenaland...and land right on top of Dinkleberg and his wife |
| 484 | -->'''Mrs Dinkleberg:''' That hurt. |
| 485 | * From Just Desserts: Hyperactive Crocker. |
| 486 | ** [[MotorMouth F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F, A for A.J., F!]] |
| 487 | ** "And now, I think I'll run a marathon! But first: ''' FAIRYGODPARENTS!FAIRYGODPARENTS!FAIRYGODPARENTS!'''" |
| 488 | ** In the same episode, they turn "I'm off to run a marathon" into a sort of running gag… literally! |
| 489 | *** [[BalloonBelly ROLL FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!]] |
| 490 | * From "Timmy the Barbarian" |
| 491 | ** "Mt. Fluffy Bunny! Wait, that's not very scary. Mt. Disco! No, wait… Mt. PAIN!" |
| 492 | ** Also, Jorgen Von Strangle skipping over all the more cheerful parts of the story much to Timmy's annoyance. |
| 493 | ** "And then Cosmo...tripped on a bug!" |
| 494 | ** "Wanda! Nag! NAG LIKE YOU'VE NEVER NAGGED BEFORE!" |
| 495 | ** The entire episode, really. |
| 496 | * This gem from ''Future Lost'': |
| 497 | -->'''Timmy's Dad''': Don't worry about it, Timmy. My dreams were shattered years ago.\ |
| 498 | '''Timmy''': How many years ago?\ |
| 499 | '''Timmy's Dad''': How old are you? |
| 500 | * In ''Something's Fishy'', Timmy finds out that his Wet Willie gear is useless underwater. |
| 501 | -->'''Timmy''': Hollywood lied to me!\ |
| 502 | '''Cosmo''': Hollywood lied? Curse you, movie critic Gene Shalit! |
| 503 | ** And later, when they find Atlantis… |
| 504 | --->'''Cosmo''': Thank you, movie critic Gene Shalit! |
| 505 | ** The fact that Cosmo somehow managed to sink Atlantis ''nine times''. |
| 506 | --->'''Timmy''': ''9 times?!''\ |
| 507 | '''Neptune''': Send in 8 more Kraken!\ |
| 508 | '''Wanda''': You sank Atlantis nine times!? Where was I when this was happening?\ |
| 509 | '''Cosmo''': I have a whole secret life that you know ''nothing'' about! |
| 510 | * The episode where the Turners moved to a "Stepford Wives"-esque community has the bit where all the zombified people (plus Cosmo and Wanda) try to get Timmy to drink the brainwashing milk… then Crocker pops up, saying in the same deadpanned zombie voice "Fairies, fairies…" |
| 511 | * From "Presto Change-O!", Timmy switches bodies with Crocker and proceeds to deal hilariously (though well-deserved) petty punishment. |
| 512 | -->'''Timmy/Crocker''': ''(In Crocker's van)'' Wait a minute! I can't drive! [[MoodWhiplash Oh, well! Not my van!]]\ |
| 513 | ''(Drives maniacally, smashing into cars. On the way home, he stops into a tattoo parlor, an organ donation clinic and drives through a police station, sending squads of cop cars after him)''\ |
| 514 | '''Timmy/Crocker''': Forget it, coppers! You'll never take me, DENZEL CROCKER, alive! *(Laughs)*\ |
| 515 | ''(Later, when he reaches the house)''\ |
| 516 | '''Timmy/Crocker''': Cool! A Tow-Away Zone! ''(Parks directly in it)'' |
| 517 | ** At the end of the episode, Mr. Turner is body swapped with Crocker, [[BrickJoke and he ends up getting chased by the police because of Timmy.]] |
| 518 | * "Five Days of F.L.A.R.G." has the ending where Mark Chang redirects the missile he originally intended to blow up Earth with, as part of the titular holiday tradition. Fortunately, he relents and launches it elsewhere. ''Unfortunately,'' it strikes Fairy World, and Jorgen Von Strangle isn't too happy about that… |
| 519 | -->'''Jorgen''': ''(badly burned and angry)'' Which one of you is responsible for this mess?!\ |
| 520 | '''Cosmo''': [[OhCrap Uh… Uh…]] ''(shoving Binky in front of him and Wanda)'' Binky did it! To the escape pod!\ |
| 521 | ''(Cosmo grabs Wanda and drags her off as [[TheScapegoat Jorgen chars Binky with his wand]]. The poor ButtMonkey falls in a pile of ashes)''\ |
| 522 | '''Cosmo''': I regret nothing!\ |
| 523 | ''(The pod takes off)''\ |
| 524 | '''Binky''': [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Aw, flarg!]] |
| 525 | * "The Gland Plan" |
| 526 | ** The episode begins with Timmy discussing with his godparents the possibility of wishing that Vicky's family had to move to New Zealand. Cosmo responds by asking what New Zealand ever did to Timmy. |
| 527 | ** Wanda compliments that Anti-Cosmo is a genius for providing them with an effective escape plan. Cosmo objects "Then what does that make me?" and [[VisualPun turns into a donkey]]. |
| 528 | ** Cosmo and Anti-Cosmo's exchange before undergoing the surgery to have their fagiggly glands transplanted to one another. |
| 529 | -->'''Cosmo''': If I don't make it, stay away from my wife!\ |
| 530 | '''Anti-Cosmo''': And If I ''do'' make it, take mine! |
| 531 | * From "No Substitute for Crazy, when the perky, Mary Poppins-esque substitute teacher turns out to be an evil fairy hunter named Miss Doombringer: |
| 532 | -->'''Timmy:''' I'm confused!\ |
| 533 | '''Wanda:''' So are we!\ |
| 534 | '''Cosmo:''' Yeah! Now she looks Superkillifragaviciousagstdeathadocious!\ |
| 535 | '''Wanda:''' Wow. That was pretty good! |
| 536 | ** Shortly after, when they learn the gold stars were fairy trackers: |
| 537 | -->'''Timmy:''' They weren't rewards?\ |
| 538 | '''Cosmo:''' Nope! They were Snareatrapocatchorifficcageoprisonocious!\ |
| 539 | '''Wanda:''' Okay, now you're just showing off. |
| 540 | |
| 541 | [[/folder]] |
| 542 | |
| 543 | [[folder:Season 6]] |
| 544 | * In "Fairly Odd Baby", Timmy's about to wish Cosmo and Wanda a baby only for Jorgen to shout "Stop!" and forcibly poof them to Fairy World. |
| 545 | -->'''Jorgen''': There has been a disturbance in the Fairy Force. Someone was just about to wish for the 'B' word! (Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda poof before him) Ah, Turner. ''Big'' surprise. |
| 546 | ** Anti-Cosmo drops an Anti-Fairy through a trap door for suggesting getting an elephant and having it step on stuff as a plan. We later see the same scene happen with the Pixies, but the hilarity is amplified by the unfortunate Pixie who upsets Head Pixie with this ridiculous scheme stating the plan and screaming after the subsequent trap door activation in Ben Stein's signature dull monotone. |
| 547 | ** The different names Jorgen tries to suggest for Cosmo and Wanda's child, especially Kajagoogoo and Napoleon. |
| 548 | -->'''Jorgen''': Personally, I like "Dagmar". It means "the landfill is burning". |
| 549 | ** Even Anti-Cosmo and Head Pixie get on the fun. |
| 550 | -->'''Anti-Cosmo''': Oooh, I'm so frightened. Now, if you'll excuse us, we must go and harness Fauntleroy's magic here and commence our evil plot of doom.\ |
| 551 | '''Head Pixie''': Fauntleroy? We are not calling the baby Fauntleroy. I was thinking Bill. Bill's a guy you trust with your business portfolio. |
| 552 | ** Timmy announces a plan to rescue Cosmo and Wanda's baby from the Pixies and Anti-Fairies. SmashCut to Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Jorgen in a giant butterfly net and respectively dressed as a knight, a taco delivery guy, an archer and a pink bunny. "Worst plan ever." |
| 553 | ** Jorgen admonishing Timmy for all the trouble he caused: |
| 554 | -->'''Jorgen:''' Nice going, Turner. Not only did you break her heart and strip us of our powers and our wands... ''(takes a quick moment to bite his carrot)'' You put the universe in danger! And worse, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you put me in a stupid bunny suit!]] '''''[[BigWhy WHY?!]]''''' |
| 555 | ** Jorgen constantly mistaking the doll of Cosmo and Wanda's baby for the real thing. |
| 556 | * "The Fairly Oddlympics" |
| 557 | ** Timmy wishes for Scott Hamilton to appear as a commentator and convinces him that what he's experiencing is a dream. Eventually, Scott decides to do all sorts of bizarre things under the belief that he's dreaming, like dancing in a chicken suit, ice-skating while playing a banjo, [[VideoGame/{{Joust}} riding an ostrich while dressed as a knight]] and juggling flaming armadillos while riding on a unicycle. |
| 558 | ** The running gag of people saying "cheater" and Cupid mishearing them as saying "cheetah", prompting him to summon a cheetah that immediately attacks the person in question. |
| 559 | * The Cave Firemen from "Land Before Timmy". |
| 560 | ** "Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire! Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock!" |
| 561 | * "Sooper Poof" |
| 562 | ** This exchange. |
| 563 | -->'''Wanda''': ''(panicked)'' Cosmo! Timmy's parents found Poof!\ |
| 564 | '''Cosmo''' ''(also panicked)'' Oh no! ''Those people have no idea how to raise a child!'' ''(notices Timmy glaring)'' No offense, Timmy.\ |
| 565 | '''Timmy''': ''(deadpan)'' None taken… |
| 566 | ** The NotWhatItLooksLike situations where Timmy's parents catch their son when he looks like he's about to drop Poof in a shark tank and use a meat slicer on him. |
| 567 | ** Poof wreaking havoc at the grocery store by turning into the mascot of Monster O's cereal. Everyone who sees a giant monster with fangs shaped like a round cereal grain is horrified, but Poof clearly thinks he's playing a game, considering how he's running around and giggling. |
| 568 | * Two words: "Merry Wishmas". A whole episode of funny moments involving Christmas parodies, cookies and nog, and Santa moving into Timmy's house. |
| 569 | ** The scene where Jorgen finds out what's happening. |
| 570 | --->'''Jorgen''': Hey! What's with all the noise?\ |
| 571 | '''Fairy''': The Big Wand is overloading, sir!\ |
| 572 | '''Jorgen''': But it is the day ''after'' Christmas. Santa gave the magic back! Where is all this wishing coming from?!\ |
| 573 | * Computer screen does a search, and reads "Dimmsdale"*\ |
| 574 | '''Jorgen''': Turner. (eye starts twitching) Of course. |
| 575 | ** Mr. Turner's eggnog obsession that was established way back in the first Christmas episode is taken to the next level. He wishes himself into becoming an eggnog-themed superhero named Nog Man and even gets a canine sidekick named Nog Dog as well as a Nog-Mobile. |
| 576 | ** Vicky is miffed that she only gets one wish coupon. |
| 577 | -->'''Vicky''': Wait, I'm evil and greedy! I'll just wish for a million more wishes! (''a buttload of wish coupons appear, which crush Vicky and end up in the hands of every child in Dimmsdale, much to their delight'') |
| 578 | ** AJ being creeped out by his new computer saying sentimental things in an emotionless monotone. |
| 579 | * "Poof's Playdate" |
| 580 | ** When Jorgen has become an infant and begins to suck on his binky, Cosmo makes the stupid mistake of taking the binky from Baby Jorgen because of Jorgen's adult self trying to keep the binky out of his mouth and stating that he is stronger than the binky. In retaliation, Baby Jorgen becomes muscular and beats the stuffing out of Cosmo before his binky is returned. |
| 581 | ** Timmy tries to keep Poof and the de-aged fairies occupied by parking them in front of the TV as it plays ''Lookee Lookee's Lunchbox''. Baby Jaundissimo is still crying, but stops when Timmy gives him a hand mirror, which has the same mesmerizing effect on him that the TV show has on the rest of the fairy babies. |
| 582 | ** When Timmy's parents attempt to play croquette using Baby Cosmo, Baby Tooth Fairy and Baby Jorgen as balls, Timmy saves the fairy babies by convincing his parents that Dr. Bill actually recommended playing fetch as a means of improving their parenthood and that good parents should act like dogs, then using the croquette mallet as the stick that must be fetched. When Timmy's parents get back, they reveal just how seriously they took Timmy's claim. |
| 583 | -->'''Timmy's Dad''': Timmy! (''pants'') We got it! (''pants'') We got the stick!\ |
| 584 | '''Timmy's Mom''': To prove what great parents we are, we even [[MailmanVsDog bit a mailman]] as a bonus! (''holds up tattered mailbag'')\ |
| 585 | '''Timmy's Dad''': And guess [[ExcrementStatement what I did]] on [[SitcomArchnemesis Dinkleberg]]'s lawn! |
| 586 | ** After everything's back to normal, Poof sucks on Jorgen's binky. Jorgen tries to take his binky from Poof, only to suffer the same fate Cosmo did when he tried to take the binky from Baby Jorgen. |
| 587 | * "Vicky Gets Fired" |
| 588 | ** The episode starts with Timmy's parents filming footage that they intend to submit to a contest to win their own reality show. Timmy's parents go on about how they intend to show the world how they live their mundane lives, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction while Timmy's Mom is led to the kitchen by a bunch of hunks in loincloths and both of Timmy's parents later film themselves riding alpacas]]. |
| 589 | ** Timmy finally exposes to his parents what a horrible babysitter Vicky is, but rather than the forms of torture Vicky inflicted upon their son, Timmy's parents fire her over [[SkewedPriorities taping over the footage they filmed for the reality show contest]]. |
| 590 | ** This exchange. |
| 591 | -->'''[[BattleButler Jensen]]:''' ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Upon seeing the army of Ape Warriors]]'' Sir, this isn't in my contract.\ |
| 592 | '''Timmy:''' Don't worry, Jensen, this battle will only take 2 minutes, tops. Bring it on!\ |
| 593 | ''*Cut to all of them in a torture chamber*''\ |
| 594 | '''Wanda:''' You were close; the battle took a minute, 40.\ |
| 595 | '''Timmy:''' ''(To Jensen who is hanging right next to them)'' See, Jensen, have I ever lied to you? |
| 596 | ** The episode ends with Timmy's parents auditioning for a show called ''Dancing with the Cars'', which involves [[TooDumbToLive dancing in ongoing traffic]]. For bonus points, an ambulance appears right after we hear Timmy's parents cry in pain. |
| 597 | * "Dread 'N' Breakfast" |
| 598 | ** Timmy's mom turns their house into a bed and breakfast because Timmy's dad [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext quit his job to become the sock monkey king.]] Much to Timmy's horror, the guests are Crocker, Dark Laser, and Tootie, who are trying to capture Timmy's fairies, destroy him, or kiss him, respectively. At one point he ends up in his parent's bedroom and tells them that the guests are after him. Their responses: |
| 599 | -->'''Timmy's Dad:''' Do they want to buy my sock monkeys?\ |
| 600 | '''Timmy's Mom:''' Do they want to stay an extra night and give me even more moolah? |
| 601 | ** There's a bit where Timmy pushes a button on Dark Laser's chest, turning his body into an inflatable raft. When Dark Laser tells his henchmen to chase Timmy, they pull out paddles and begin dragging him across the floor. |
| 602 | ** Later on, there's the Franchise/ScoobyDoo chase scene which ends with a parody of Scooby and Shaggy being chased by the HeadlessHorseman. |
| 603 | ** Tootie's response to Dark Laser saying she's too young for lipstick: |
| 604 | --->"Don't push my buttons and I [[CallBack won't push yours]], bub." |
| 605 | ** Crocker trying to escape in a jet only to crash it into the driveway across the street from Timmy's house. |
| 606 | ** When Dark Laser escapes, he presses another button on his chest, which puts him in a pink evening gown. |
| 607 | ** The episode ends with Timmy's parents deciding to turn their house into a family restaurant, with Timmy forced to be a waiter for Vicky, Francis and the Headless Horseman from before. |
| 608 | [[/folder]] |
| 609 | |
| 610 | [[folder:Season 7]] |
| 611 | * "Anti-Poof", |
| 612 | ** In the beginning, the gang are in the fairy mall buying diapers...for Cosmo. |
| 613 | ** The image of Anti-Jorgen freaking out when Anti-Wanda takes a bite out of the chart he's on. |
| 614 | ** Foop destroying Burger World for [[DisproportionateRetribution including toys of Poof in their Peppy Meals]]. What sells it is how he flies away while sipping a soda as the place blows up. |
| 615 | ** The very end of the episode has Crocker chasing the cow on a pogo stick that was bothering him earlier. |
| 616 | * "Add-a-Dad" |
| 617 | ** Timmy's Dad claims to have tattooed his son's name to his ankle on the day Timmy was born so his son can be with him in spirit while he's working his various jobs. Timmy points out that the tattoo reads "Bono", which Timmy's Dad covers up by hastily claiming that he wanted to name his son Bono, but Mom had other plans. |
| 618 | ** Timmy's Mom watches a soap opera called "Dads of Our Lives", which has duplicates of Timmy's Dad playing a doctor, a nurse and a patient. |
| 619 | -->'''Timmy's Mom''': That's mildly unnerving. |
| 620 | * The entire episode "Bad Heir Day" is one big SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} after another. Though, the icing on the cake has got to be when Crocker teaches [[strike:Denzel Jr.]] [[strike:DJ]] Poof how to drive. |
| 621 | ** "That was perfect! Tomorrow, we'll try parallel parking." |
| 622 | ** "FLY MR. STORK! BRING ME A CHILD! * Crash!* Oh, sorry, I guess I should've opened a window first…" |
| 623 | ** Crocker teaching Poof how to shave. "And that's how real men shave, in the dark, with a sharp razor!" |
| 624 | ** Poof and Crocker playing [[strike:Football]] Oblong Ball. Crocker can barely throw the ball ten inches. Poof throws it and… sends both the ball ''and'' Crocker flying several yards. |
| 625 | ** Crocker's list of things he actually wants for his birthday-[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "Number 1, to make them pay! Number 2, to show them all! Number three… a jet ski!"]] |
| 626 | ** Also, this exchange at the beginning of the episode- |
| 627 | --->'''Crocker's Mother''': Make a wish, Denzel.\ |
| 628 | '''Crocker''': ''(Deadpan)'' I wish I could get out of this highchair. |
| 629 | * From "Teacher's Pet", the following gem: |
| 630 | -->'''Cosmo''': Let's split up! I'll take Timmy, Wanda, Poof and Cosmo!\ |
| 631 | ''{{Beat}}''\ |
| 632 | '''Timmy''': Good plan! |
| 633 | ** Crocker gloats that he'll make himself king of all fairies by using his machine to transfer the magic of the fairies he's captured into himself, then realizes that the title he's given himself doesn't sound as sinister as it did in his head. He then declares he'll be the biggest fairy of all, but then sees that this title isn't any better. |
| 634 | ** Cosmo wasting time by repeatedly touching Crocker's time machine and rewinding time back to when he pressed its button in curiosity. Wanda is annoyed by her husband's idiocy as expected, but if you look closely, you can see that ''Poof'' is not amused by his father's act of stupidity either. |
| 635 | ** Remembering that Crocker made himself part-bloodhound, Cosmo decides to distract Crocker by turning into [[DogsLoveFireHydrants a fire hydrant]], with [[UrineTrouble predictable results]]. |
| 636 | -->'''Cosmo''': The good news is I bought us some time. The bad news is too horrible to talk about. (''sucks on thumb and huddles in a traumatized position'') |
| 637 | ** Juandissimo finds it so disgusting inside Mr. Crocker's mouth that when the other fairies are beating up Crocker, he prioritizes brushing Crocker's teeth and giving him mouthwash. |
| 638 | * While "Lights Out" might have had its [[NightmareFuel scary]] moments, it also had some pretty funny moments too, made even better by the fact that the viewer couldn't see what was happening on-screen… |
| 639 | ** And the only thing that we really could see was [[ByTheLightsOfTheirEyes their eyes.]] |
| 640 | ** Cosmo being scared of the book Timmy read to Poof...because it has words in it. |
| 641 | * The entirety of "Food Fight". |
| 642 | ** Timmy's Mom being such a LethalChef that her food tries to attack Timmy and Dad. The three of them get pulled down into the basement where they store Mom's uneaten food and at the end of the episode, Dad becomes the king of a tribe of sentient meatloaf. |
| 643 | ** The Sausage Fields {{running gag}} ("I feel so greasy!") |
| 644 | ** Timmy's Dad being assaulted by his wife's meatloaf and later becoming the meatloaf creatures' ruler. |
| 645 | * In "Crocker Shocker", when Timmy needs the last of his fairies' magic to teleport to Earth, Wanda squeezes out the remaining magic in Cosmo's body by putting him through a wringer, then putting him on a clothesline and beating him like a rug. |
| 646 | * Timmy's Dad becoming a Criss Angel parody in "Dadbra-Cadabra". |
| 647 | ** As said parody he also wears a pair of tight pants that make him incapable of walking normally, so he wobbles looking like a ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' character. |
| 648 | ** This exchange when Timmy turns Mr. Crocker into a fairy and reveals him as a prank: |
| 649 | --->'''Timmy''': Look everyone! Mr. Dicaprio's a fairy!\ |
| 650 | '''Crocker''': No I'm not! (starts floating) There's just one explanation for this: FAIRIES have turned me into a FAIRY! |
| 651 | ** Also: |
| 652 | --->'''Woman''': Wow! He really is a fairy!\ |
| 653 | '''Man''': And he needs to work out!\ |
| 654 | '''Crocker''': You try joining a gym on a teacher's salary!\ |
| 655 | '''Old Lady''': Let's make him grant our wishes!\ |
| 656 | '''British Guy''': Let's stuff him in a sack and sell him to government scientists!\ |
| 657 | '''Man''': Let's make him put his shirt back on! |
| 658 | * The chorus singing about the six days of Yakmas in "Timmy Turnip", especially when Timmy notices the voices are singing about a yak attack and the voices confirm that they did indeed say that after he asks if he heard right. |
| 659 | * "Chicken Poofs" |
| 660 | ** Dad saying he's [[DoubleEntendre cock]] of the walk after he's turned into a chicken. |
| 661 | ** Wanda's ire at Dr. Rip Studwell revealing that the syringe he's carrying around only dispenses a drink to cure the chicken poofs. Dr. Studwell mocks Wanda for thinking he'd use a needle this big to inoculate an infant like Poof and gets her angrier by revealing he has a wallet shaped like a chainsaw. |
| 662 | * "Stupid Cupid" |
| 663 | ** Timmy gets creeped out by his friends Elmer, Chester and AJ having Bride of Frankenstein versions of themselves as their dates. Timmy then learns that Sanjay's date is a female version of Timmy named Kimmy who owns three goldfish, which Wanda remarks is even creepier. |
| 664 | ** At the double wedding between Mr. Turner and the rose bush and Mr. Crocker and Mrs. Turner, Mr. Turner is wearing the bridal gown and the rose bush is wearing a top hat. |
| 665 | * In "Farm Pit" a tornado whisks Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof to Cleveland. Cosmo thinks that they're in [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz Oz]]. |
| 666 | ** Timmy's dad in his "Daisy Dude" shorts (and the unicorn tattoo on the small of his back). |
| 667 | * "Balance of Flour" |
| 668 | ** The episode introduces Jorgen's grandmother Nana Boom-Boom, who looks just like her grandson, except with hair buns, wearing a dress and make-up and being slightly shorter than Jorgen. |
| 669 | ** Jorgen explains that the Fairies and Anti-Fairies do a bake-off because tiddly winks was too painful. We then see Jorgen and Anti-Cosmo playing tiddly winks and accidentally hurt themselves by getting pieces in their eyes. |
| 670 | ** This line said in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice by Poof, Timmy and Mother Nature after they've had a taste of Nana Boom-Boom's cherry-topped brownies: "More. Good! '''MOOORRRREEEE!'''" |
| 671 | ** Poof delaying Nana Boom-Boom's efforts to bake more brownies by constantly eating every new batch she finishes baking. |
| 672 | ** The revelation that the Timmy Turner Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda nabbed was actually a disguised Cosmo and that the recipe they took from his head wasn't Nana Boom-Boom's brownies, but one for Cosmo's breadless toast (i.e., ''nothing''), which leads to the two Anti-Fairies immediately losing the bake-off in a rather undignified fashion. |
| 673 | * "Cosmo Rules" |
| 674 | ** Jorgen's statement upon finding out how badly Cosmo screwed up the job of enforcing Da Rules in his stead. |
| 675 | -->'''Jorgen''': You're an even bigger moron than I thought, which is saying something! |
| 676 | ** The sadistic grins Cosmo, Wanda and Poof show when Timmy is punished for almost destroying the universe by breaking Da Rules by having to participate in Nana Boom-Boom's exploding bingo. |
| 677 | [[/folder]] |
| 678 | |
| 679 | [[folder:Season 8]] |
| 680 | * The HumiliationConga Foop endures at the end of "Love Triangle", where he takes Poof's role as Mr. Cookie in the school play, only to realize that since he rewrote the play so that bad things would happen to Mr. Cookie, that means Foop is stuck being subjected to all sorts of over-the-top injuries while he is mocked by the deep-voiced narrator (who even calls him a [[BigStupidDoodooHead big stupid-head]]). |
| 681 | * "Timmy's Secret Wish" |
| 682 | ** Foop's annoyance at Dark Laser talking to a toy dog. |
| 683 | ** Among the bad wishes Timmy made that are revealed during his trial are bringing athlete's foot into existence because he thought it would make him good at soccer and wishing for it to rain rabid dingoes out of sheer boredom. |
| 684 | ** The fact that the last secret wish made was for a fairy-eating cockatiel. |
| 685 | ** Timmy proves that he is Cosmo and Wanda's godchild after he's aged 50 years by revealing that Cosmo likes to dress like a princess and pretend to rule the bathroom when Wanda goes shopping. |
| 686 | * In "When L.O.S.E.R.S. Attack", Crocker lures Timmy into a trap by calling him while impersonating Trixie Tang. |
| 687 | -->'''Foop:''' Tell me again why you need to dress up for the phone call. |
| 688 | * In "Meet the [=OddParents=]", we have this exchange between Jorgen and Timmy when the latter thinks he's there to take his fairies away: |
| 689 | -->'''Jorgen:''' What are you talking about?\ |
| 690 | '''Timmy:''' What are ''you'' talking about?\ |
| 691 | '''Jorgen:''' What are '''''you''''' talking about?\ |
| 692 | '''Timmy:''' What are '''YOU''' talking about?\ |
| 693 | '''Jorgen:''' What are '''''YOU''''' TALKING ABOUT?!\ |
| 694 | '''Timmy:''' What are '''''YOU''''' TALKING ABOUT??! |
| 695 | ** Later, when Jorgen finds out that Timmy's parents know he has fairies, he explains just how he knew: |
| 696 | --->'''Jorgen:''' Call it a hunch, a sixth sense. Also, [[ItMakesSenseInContext the golf ball ratted you out!]] |
| 697 | ** An exchange between Mom and Dad shows their utter obliviousness to the crazy goings-on with Cosmo and Wanda's magic. Dad is more disturbed by a football and Mom wonders who stole her lipstick. Dad reveals he used it to write creepy messages on Dinkleburg's bathroom mirror. Later, when confronted by strange goings-on, he wonders if it's the Dinkleburg's ghost, before remembering that was actually him. |
| 698 | ** Timmy's parents come up with really insane conclusions after they catch Timmy using his fairy's magic red-handed. They think the TV floating is because their son is a witch, they assume that Timmy is a time-traveler after he briefly had Christopher Columbus in the room and the conclusion they reach from seeing his room full of toys they didn't buy for him is that Timmy is blackmailing Santa. |
| 699 | ** Cosmo notes how he and Wanda grant every wish Timmy makes regardless of how selfish, irresponsible or horribly dangerous they are. |
| 700 | -->'''Cosmo:''' The kid's got a lot of problems. |
| 701 | [[/folder]] |
| 702 | |
| 703 | [[folder:Season 9]] |
| 704 | * In "Fairly Odd Pet" when it's mentioned that Sparky could be sent to the pound, Cosmo believes that the pound is a place where they pound you with a mallet and convert all your money to British pounds, and with the USD to GBP exchange rate Sparky will lose 30% of his portfolio and will never be able to retire. |
| 705 | ** When Timmy wishes that the kitchen was full of cats to trigger his mom's allergies, his dad thinks she's a monster and jumps into a barrel of push pins he stole from work. He lampshades this, saying "Sometimes even I marvel at the terrible choices I make." |
| 706 | ** When Timmy finds Sparky. |
| 707 | --->'''Jorgen:''' You don't want that one. He's not too bright.\ |
| 708 | '''Timmy:''' That's not a nice thing to say about the dog!\ |
| 709 | '''Jorgen:''' I was warning the dog about you! |
| 710 | ** Crocker is shown to have a pet parrot that copies him yelling "FAIRIES!" |
| 711 | -->'''Crocker:''' Do I really sound like that? No wonder I don't have a girlfriend. And why am I in a tree? |
| 712 | * In "Turner and Pooch", Crocker goes through several different disguises while stalking Timmy, but when he can't get an ice cream man disguise, he goes for the next logical choice: a vampire he calls Count Creamery. |
| 713 | ** Crocker thinks that Timmy's Dad is a fairy and barely notices Sparky reading a newspaper. |
| 714 | --->[Sparky answers the door floating and wearing a robe and glasses.]\ |
| 715 | '''Crocker:''' Get out of my way, ordinary dog, I'm looking for a magical middle-aged man!\ |
| 716 | '''Sparky:''' Whatever floats your boat, bra! |
| 717 | * In "Dinkle Scouts", Timmy's Dad suggests they go to a state park, which as shown on the brochure [[NoOSHACompliance is built on a faultline and next to an active volcano]]. |
| 718 | ** In the past, Timmy's troop not only hit an iceberg [[ArtisticLicenseGeography while canoeing]], [[RuleOfFunny but also while playing volleyball]]. Timmy's Dad hits [[RuleOfThree a third iceberg]] at the end of the episode after a hawk drops him from the sky. |
| 719 | ** Timmy's Dad says he [[MistakenForPedophile can't take the scouts to the movies in his Scoutmaster outfit or he'll get arrested]]. |
| 720 | * "I Dream of Cosmo" |
| 721 | ** "Well, the only things that fall out of lamps are genies and dead silverfish. And dead silverfish can't make your dreams come true. [[NoodleIncident I learned that the hard way]]." |
| 722 | ** The entire episode is hilarious; it is the result of putting Timmy's dad and Cosmo together, after all. |
| 723 | --->'''Timmy's Dad:''' Make my wife disappear.\ |
| 724 | '''Cosmo:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Isn't that illegal?]]\ |
| 725 | '''Timmy's Dad:''' ''Not if you make the police disappear!'' |
| 726 | ** When Timmy's Dad asks Cosmo to wish that Dinkleberg never existed against the latter's advice, it results in a NonSequiturCausality where society has been destroyed and Timmy's Mom is a two-headed dragon. |
| 727 | ** Timmy's Dad made the attic his dressing room--I mean man cave. |
| 728 | ** The conclusion Timmy's Dad reaches from seeing Cosmo has a wand. |
| 729 | -->'''Timmy's Dad:''' You have a wand? You must be part witch, part genie! (''gasps'') You're a magic weenie! |
| 730 | * In "The Terrible Twosome", when Poof and Foop begin working together, Foop suggests they call themselves "Poop", then "[[Creator/BradPitt Bran]][[Creator/AngelinaJolie gel]][[PortmanteauCoupleName ina]]". |
| 731 | ** Their pranks on Crocker, which are turning his churro into a stick of dynamite, giving him a chocolate box full of scorpions, then bringing his swan boat to life and having him ride into the mouth of a one-eyed sea monster. |
| 732 | ** Foop going through his "terrific twos" and hating it. |
| 733 | ** Poof chasing Timmy and Sparky while imitating ''VideoGame/PacMan''. |
| 734 | ** Wanda trying to scold Poof for blocking out the sun by threatening to deny him dessert. |
| 735 | * In "App Trap", we have an exchange that sums up the [=SmartPhone=] perfectly: |
| 736 | -->'''Chatty''': Hello, Timmy. I'm your virtual assistant, Chatty. I come complete with games, a camera, an [=MP3=] player, and '''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick A BURNING DESIRE TO CONTROL YOUR LIFE]].'''\ |
| 737 | '''Timmy''': WHAT?\ |
| 738 | '''Chatty''': …I mean, UNLIMITED TEXTING. |
| 739 | ** When Chatty attempts to mislead Timmy with virtual versions of Cosmo and Wanda, the one of Cosmo states "As a totally modern woman, I feel just as comfortable in jeans as I do in a cocktail dress!", and Timmy says that it was dead on. |
| 740 | ** Also, when Crocker tries to gloat at Timmy for not have a smartphone: |
| 741 | --->'''Crocker''': Don't worry, Turner! I won't gloat about the fact that I have a phone and you don't! I'll just use the gloat app on my phone! *he turns the gloat app on, and Dolores-Day appears on the phone [[ShakingTheRump shaking her rear]] left and right*\ |
| 742 | '''Dolores-Day''': Nah nah nah nah nah nah, Denzel is a loser!\ |
| 743 | '''Crocker''': Gah! This is mother's phone! |
| 744 | * Entirety of 'Fairly Odd Fairy Tales'. |
| 745 | ** Cinderella's and her evil stepsister's names being changed to Cosmorella, Umbrella and Mozarella. |
| 746 | --->'''Timmy''': Seriously? Those are their names?\ |
| 747 | '''Cosmo''': [[SnarkBall Oh sorry, the really clever names like Burpman and Fartboy were already taken!]] |
| 748 | ** Wanda describing how [[ButHeSoundsHandsome attractive Princess Wanda was.]] |
| 749 | ** This, after "Cosmorella" enters Sparky's taxi. |
| 750 | --->'''Cosmorella''': It smells like something died in here.\ |
| 751 | '''Sparky''': Yeah, my dreams for a brighter future. |
| 752 | ** Umbrella and Mozzarella, who are potrayed by usually arrogant, but smooth [[ChickMagnet chick magnets]] Dr. Studwell and Juandissimo being surprisingly {{Adorkable}} as they try to win Wanda's heart by telling terrible bowling {{pun}}s. |
| 753 | ** The names of the 7 fairies in the Snow White parody - Sleazy (Juandissimo), Grouchy (Jorgen), Snappy (Cupid), Meanie (Foop), Barky (Sparky), Bouncy (Poof)… [[OddNameOut and Dr. Rip Studwell.]] |
| 754 | ** Timmy's dad as the evil queen's (Tooth Fairy's) mirror. That is all. |
| 755 | ** This, as Tooth Fairy pretends to be a Mexican seller of caramel apples, with [[MagnificentMoustachesOfMexico the giant moustache and all.]] |
| 756 | --->'''Tooth Fairy''': You look like you could use a snack.\ |
| 757 | '''Wanda''': And you look like you could use a shave. |
| 758 | ** Poof rambling on how hyperactive he's become from eating candy in the FramingDevice. |
| 759 | * In 'Gone Flushin': |
| 760 | ** The episode starts with Timmy and Cosmo (as fish) floating outside down in the fishbowl. Cosmo remarks that "all the cool fish are doing it", it being especially popular [[BlackComedy near nuclear power plants and oil spills]]. |
| 761 | ** The running gag of people flushing animals, people or things down the toilet after thinking they're dead, especially Timmy's Dad flushing a rat costume down the toilet and trying to do the same to Dinkleberg under the reasoning that they are dead to him. |
| 762 | * Everything involving the people of Dimmsdale becoming stupid in "Dumbbell Curve", especially Vicky confusing her hairdryer with her chainsaw (resulting in blowing her hairdryer at a confused Timmy before injuring herself by trying to use the chainsaw on her hair), Timmy's Dad thinking that the lawn sprinklers going off is because he made the lawn cry and everyone thinking the meteor heading their way is a giant muffin that they prepare to eat. |
| 763 | * "Crock Blocked" |
| 764 | ** Sparky drooling over seeing Timmy's Dad eating dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. |
| 765 | -->'''Sparky:''' Please drop one, please drop one. |
| 766 | ** Cosmo and Wanda criticize Timmy's poorly drawn cardboard cutouts of them and Poof and proceed to magically create cutouts of their own, which are still quite far from being exact likenesses due to Cosmo's cutout depicting him as a muscular hunk, Wanda's making her look taller and more curvaceous than she truly is and Poof's making him look like a pop star with gorgeous hair. |
| 767 | ** Unaware that his invisibility has been undone, Mr. Crocker ends the episode [[NakedPeopleAreFunny going to school naked]] under the reasoning that he doesn't have to wear clothes if he is invisible. It isn't until the class (except for Timmy, who is mercifully blindfolded by his godparents) are traumatized by his nudity that Crocker discovers he's visible again, afterwards he runs into the hallways trying to cover himself. |
| 768 | -->'''Crocker:''' No wonder mother screamed when I hugged her last night! |
| 769 | ** The Main/RunningGag of Crocker getting hit by different vehicles when he steps out of his classroom. |
| 770 | -->"Who redirected traffic into the hallway?!" |
| 771 | * "Two and a Half Babies" |
| 772 | ** Foop criticizes Poof singing a lullaby to their egg, claiming that lullabies only work on the weak-minded. Foop then ends up falling asleep from the lullaby. |
| 773 | ** Poof understandably doesn't trust Cosmo handling the egg. When Cosmo refutes that he never dropped Poof, we see a quick montage where Cosmo clearly did drop his son a lot of times. |
| 774 | -->'''Cosmo:''' Don't give me that look! You liked the Grand Canyon! |
| 775 | * "Man's Worst Friend" |
| 776 | ** When Foop pets a snake-porcupine hybrid, the Grim Reaper tells him that its quills are laced with a deadly poison, [[OhCrap much to Foop's shock.]] |
| 777 | -->'''Foop:''' Am I dead? It's difficult to tell because I'm already blue and after all, you're here. |
| 778 | -->'''Grim Reaper:''' Relax, I don't have you scheduled for a while. Oh, this is fun, you're gonna perish on the toilet! |
| 779 | -->'''Foop:''' [[OhCrap SWEET HOME ALABAMA!]] I'm never going potty again! |
| 780 | ** When Foop gets scared by Anti-Sparky at the Anti-Fairy Council. |
| 781 | -->'''Foop:''' [[CallBack I have to go to the potty but I can't!]] |
| 782 | [[/folder]] |
| 783 | |
| 784 | [[folder:Season 10]] |
| 785 | [[AC: "The Big Fairy Share Scare"]] |
| 786 | * When Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda notice the chaos that's going on from Chloe's wish for everybody in Dimmsdale to share everything. |
| 787 | -->'''Timmy''': Oh boy, Chloe really blew it with this wish!\ |
| 788 | '''Cosmo''': Preach it Timmy, [[SarcasmMode 'cause you never made a wish]] [[DumbassHasAPoint that went horribly wrong.]] |
| 789 | * When Timmy ejects from his robot suit in class: |
| 790 | -->'''Crocker''': GAH! It's the ultimate nightmare scenario: Turners multiplying! |
| 791 | * Chloe's reaction to seeing Jorgen for the first time is to throw him against the wall of her bedroom, and pin him to the floor. |
| 792 | -->'''Jorgen''': Ooh, I like this girl. She's got spunk… and the heel of her foot on my windpipe! |
| 793 | |
| 794 | [[AC: Whittle Me This]] |
| 795 | * Cosmo seeing his various admittedly impressive whittling works (e.g. a replica of Mt. Rushmore, a carving of [[DrosteImage himself carving himself carving himself]] and a functional replica of the 1964 World's Fair) as failures that he immediately throws away. |
| 796 | * Mr. Turner states how his superhero gimmick is throwing money at problems. He then throws money into Dinkleberg's face while declaring Dinkleberg a problem. |
| 797 | |
| 798 | [[AC: Mayor May Not]] |
| 799 | * The episode starts with Timmy and Chloe appearing in Timmy's room while covered in feathers. |
| 800 | -->'''Wanda:''' Timmy, why did you wish to visit the evil chicken people? The word "evil" is right in their name!\ |
| 801 | '''Timmy:''' What did you want me to do? My homework? |
| 802 | * Chloe's suggestion on how Timmy's Dad can get respect. |
| 803 | -->'''Chloe:''' You know, Mr. Turner, maybe you'd get more respect if you were a little less of a, um, [[CensorshipBySpelling J-E-R-K]].\ |
| 804 | '''Timmy's Dad:''' Uh, jork? Do jorks get respect? |
| 805 | * When the current Mayor of Dimmsdale steps down, his new goal in life is to make Chompy the Goat a rapper. |
| 806 | |
| 807 | [[AC: Girly Squirrely]] |
| 808 | * The Squirrely Scout Counsel sending a vicious Kodiak bear to judge whether or not Timmy's Dad's troops can earn a badge. |
| 809 | * The several [[EpicFail fails]] the Squirrely Scouts go through when trying to earn a merit badge, with Timmy and Chloe being the only competent ones. |
| 810 | ** When Chloe tells the scouts to gather around, two of them bump into each other, one scout walks into a quick sand pit, one scout got stung by bees, and one scout got lost only for Timmy to point out to him that he's already in the area. |
| 811 | ** When trying to get the rock climbing badge, the scouts run up the mountain only for them to roll back down to the bottom. |
| 812 | ** When trying to get the white water rafting badge, the scouts completely forget to use their paddles and the river knocks them out of their raft and they end up going down a waterfall. |
| 813 | ** When trying to get the knot tying badge, when trying to tie a knot Timmy's Dad tied the rope around his ankle and somehow is tied to a branch on a tree while the other scouts tie themselves into a large ball of rope. When Timmy's Dad's rope breaks, he lands on the scouts and they roll into a river where they go down a waterfall. |
| 814 | * Timmy discovering Chloe's BerserkButton is hearing the word "quit". |
| 815 | -->'''Timmy''': Come on, Chloe. The troop is hopeless. Can't you just quit like the rest of us?\ |
| 816 | '''Chloe''': Wait, what?! Did you just say the [[TWordEuphemism Q-word]]. That is a baaaaaaaaad word, Timmy!\ |
| 817 | '''Timmy''': Uh, "quit"?\ |
| 818 | '''Chloe''': Potty mouth! |
| 819 | ** Timmy pushing her BerserkButton again: |
| 820 | --->'''Timmy''': Too bad, Chloe. Looks like everyone is quitting. Yeah I said it, ''quitting''.\ |
| 821 | '''Chloe''': Wait, what?! No, no, no, no, no, no!\ |
| 822 | '''Timmy''': Oh, everyone stand back, Chloe's going to blow.\ |
| 823 | '''Chloe''': Nooooo! We came here to get those stinkin' badges and nobody is leaving until we do! It's right there in the stupid Squirrely Scout song! ''(sweetly)'' "No matter what we never quit we're loyal and we're kind, to poison oak and ''(getting angrier)'' fire and smoke ''(shouting angrily, grabbing Timmy's Dad's ascot)'' no squirrels get left behind"!\ |
| 824 | '''Timmy's Dad''': Got to be honest, I come to hate that song.\ |
| 825 | '''Chloe''': [[BewareTheNiceOnes Don't cross me]], Timmy's dad! ''(pushes Timmy's dad to the ground)'' |
| 826 | ** Bonus points when you realize that [[Creator/KariWahlgren Chloe]] [[ActorAllusion just went full]] [[Anime/{{FLCL}} Haruko]] in that scene. |
| 827 | * The running gag of Timmy's Dad telling the note-taking bear to not judge him. |
| 828 | |
| 829 | [[AC: Birthday Battle]] |
| 830 | * A flashback to the last time Timmy took his birthday to the next level is shown, where his party has a prehistoric theme and his dad gets eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. After the flashback ends, Timmy claims that his dad made a full recovery. Cue Timmy's Dad being chased by orderlies with nets while yelling "Dinosaurs are real, but no one believes me!" |
| 831 | * One of the Change-Morphers turns into a Zamboni, which Timmy claims no one is interested in. Crocker quickly proves him wrong. |
| 832 | |
| 833 | [[AC: The Fair Bears]] |
| 834 | * When Crocker shows up to try and steal Timmy's fairies, Chloe seizes the opportunity to get rid of the Fair Bears by claiming that they are the fairies Crocker seeks. The brainwashed Timmy denies Chloe's claim, but Crocker chooses to believe Chloe [[DramaticIrony since he knows Timmy always lies and Chloe always tells the truth]]. |
| 835 | |
| 836 | [[AC: A Sash and a Rash]] |
| 837 | * Crocker reacts to Chloe not showing up for school by becoming a hideous green monster and tries to jump through the window, to no avail. |
| 838 | -->'''Crocker:''' That was anticlimactic. |
| 839 | * Chloe being so lazy after wishing that she was a slacker that she doesn't even bother talking and communicates through grunts, which Cosmo takes the liberty to interpret. |
| 840 | |
| 841 | [[AC: Fish Out of Water]] |
| 842 | * Juan calling Timmy's Dad "Senor Dad". |
| 843 | * Timmy's Dad getting frustrated with his boat's fish finder mishearing "Juan" as "one". |
| 844 | * The fish turning on Cosmo in goldfish form after they catch him eating a fishstick. |
| 845 | |
| 846 | %%[[AC: Blue Angel]] |
| 847 | |
| 848 | %%[[AC: Marked Man]] |
| 849 | |
| 850 | [[AC: Animal Crockers]] |
| 851 | * Cosmo revealing he has a history of digging up cursed objects that attract evil creatures, and he and the creatures already know each other. By the end of the episode, he and Wanda are being chased by a ghost pirate, a mummy, a BedsheetGhost, a witch, and gnomes with sharp teeth. |
| 852 | * Dolores notes the resemblance the Crockeroos bear to her son by asking Mr. Crocker if he [[BestialityIsDepraved married a monkey]] without telling her. |
| 853 | * Dolores explaining why she put Mr. Crocker in Girly Scout when he was a kid. |
| 854 | -->'''Dolores''': I did it for the cookies. I regret nothing! |
| 855 | * During Mr. Crocker's high school prom, he was voted "Who is that guy? Does he even go to our school?" |
| 856 | * Chloe tries to make things uplifting during the prom re-enactment Crocker makes everyone participate in. |
| 857 | -->'''Chloe:''' Look on the bright side. (''a Crockeroo uses a joy buzzer on her'') Okay, there's no bright side. |
| 858 | |
| 859 | [[AC: One Flu Over the Crocker's Nest]] |
| 860 | * Mr. Crocker trying to give an excuse to Principal Waxelplax on how her office was destroyed: |
| 861 | -->'''Crocker''': There was some poltergeist activity.\ |
| 862 | ''(Waxelplax gives Crocker a doubtful look)''\ |
| 863 | '''Crocker''': I cancelled "donut day" and the class went berserk?\ |
| 864 | '''Waxelplax''': Well, that I believe.\ |
| 865 | '''Crocker''': [[SureLetsGoWithThat Then let's go with that!]] I love throwing the kids under the bus! |
| 866 | * The submarine countdown before it self-destructs: |
| 867 | -->'''Submarine Computer''': [[MagicCountdown 5… 4… 2…]]\ |
| 868 | '''Timmy''': You skipped 3!\ |
| 869 | '''Submarine Computer''': Well, I'm upset. I'm about to explode. |
| 870 | |
| 871 | %%[[AC: Clark Laser]] |
| 872 | |
| 873 | [[AC: Married to the Mom]] |
| 874 | * Hummanah. 'Nuff said. |
| 875 | * Mr. Crocker blaming everything on Timmy. |
| 876 | * Cosmo's reaction to the Paint Dry: Part 1 video. |
| 877 | -->'''Cosmo''': ''(eating popcorn)'' Ooh, I love this movie. The characters are so many layers! |
| 878 | ** Later on, Cosmo trying to watch Part 2. |
| 879 | --->'''Cosmo''': Oops. I hit the wrong button and "Paint Dry 2" is in Spanish! Now I don't know what's happening! |
| 880 | * Timmy trying to introduce Mr. Crocker to Hummanah. |
| 881 | -->'''Timmy''': Mr. Crocker, I'd like you to meet my aunt-- ''(whispering to Chloe)'' We forgot to give her a name.\ |
| 882 | '''Crocker''': Hummanah-hummanah?!\ |
| 883 | '''Timmy''': Yes, how'd you know? Her name is "Hummanah Hummanah". But you can call her "Hummanah"? And "Hummanah"! |
| 884 | |
| 885 | [[AC: Booby Trapped]] |
| 886 | * The absurdity of the rainforest having a species of monkey that camouflages itself as a skateboard, and has a flaming skull logo on its chest specifically for this purpose. It's later topped by a rectangular monster that disguises itself as a vending machine and has a tail with a dollar on the end. |
| 887 | * Every time Cosmo argues with his reflection. |
| 888 | |
| 889 | [[AC: Return of the L.O.S.E.R.S.]] |
| 890 | * Timmy being so used to having his fairies do everything for him that Chloe is unable to teach him to dress himself, walk or eat soup. |
| 891 | * Chloe's reaction to hearing the doorbell when Crocker, Foop and Dark Laser try disguising themselves as pizza deliverymen after their gaffe of delivering "pasghetti" that's actually a bag of spiders. |
| 892 | -->'''Chloe:''' "Who is it", asked the girl already knowing who it is. |
| 893 | * Dark Laser setting off Crocker by asking if his mom is single. |
| 894 | -->'''Crocker:''' WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! BESIDES EVERYTHING! |
| 895 | |
| 896 | %%[[AC: Which is Wish]] |
| 897 | |
| 898 | %%[[AC: Nuts and Dangerous]] |
| 899 | |
| 900 | [[AC: Fairy Con]] |
| 901 | * Chloe's "Never Quit" song has a LastSecondWordSwap to avoid swearing. |
| 902 | -->Never quit, never quit\ |
| 903 | Even when the hard times hit\ |
| 904 | Always fight and don't submit\ |
| 905 | Even when everything goes to-- Mr. Crocker? |
| 906 | |
| 907 | %%[[AC: The Hungry Games]] |
| 908 | |
| 909 | [[AC: Hare Raiser]] |
| 910 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext "RUN FOR THE DOOR BEFORE WE GET SHICKADANCED!!"]] |
| 911 | |
| 912 | [[AC: Chip off the Old Crock]] |
| 913 | * Timmy's RapidFireNo sung to the tune of Hava Nagila in response to Chloe's suggestion that they make friends with Crocker's nephew Kevin. |
| 914 | |
| 915 | [[AC: Goldie-Crocks and the Three Fair Bears]] |
| 916 | * The Fair Bears' [[BadBadActing Bad "Bad Acting"]] |
| 917 | -->'''Happy Ray:''' My porridge is too hot. |
| 918 | -->'''Better Bear:''' My porridge is too cold. |
| 919 | -->'''Fair Bear:''' My porridge... has an off-pudding texture... |
| 920 | -->'''Crocker:''' [[LampshadeHanging Your]] ''[[LampshadeHanging acting]]'' [[LampshadeHanging has an off-pudding texture!]] |
| 921 | |
| 922 | [[AC: Fancy Schmancy]] |
| 923 | * Timmy asks Cosmo to give Chloe a rich person's disguise to get her into a country club. Cosmo turns her into [[ShoutOut Mister Peanut]] |
| 924 | --> '''Timmy''': My mistake. I said Cosmo when I meant Wanda. |
| 925 | |
| 926 | [[/folder]] |
| 927 | |
| 928 | [[folder:Specials]] |
| 929 | [[AC: Abra-Catastrophe!]] |
| 930 | * [[Funny/AbraCatastrophe See here.]] |
| 931 | |
| 932 | [[AC: Channel Chasers]] |
| 933 | * [[Funny/ChannelChasers See here.]] |
| 934 | |
| 935 | [[AC: School's Out!: The Musical]] |
| 936 | * [[Funny/SchoolsOutTheMusical See here.]] |
| 937 | |
| 938 | [[AC: Fairy Idol]] |
| 939 | * After Chester wishes for the penguins to be warmer, the Earth basically enters the Sun. |
| 940 | -->'''The Sun:''' HEY! A little space?! |
| 941 | * Then, at the very end, when Chester wishes everything back to normal, the Earth moves farther away from the Sun. |
| 942 | -->'''The Sun:''' ...Was it something I said? |
| 943 | * When Jorgen comes to erase Timmy's memory for the second time, he states his memory wiper now has Forgeticin: |
| 944 | -->'''Announcer:''' Forgeticin side effects might include nausea, blurred vision, drowsiness and stomach cramps. Your doctor may have to perform a painful blood test to see if forgeticin is right for you. Forgeticin should not be used in the presence of cats, banjos and democratic presidents. Forgeticin, don't forget it. Forget what? Why am I here? Who are you people?! |
| 945 | ** Even funnier is the speed in which the announcer says the above lines. |
| 946 | * Cosmo going through the trouble of singing like Diana [=DeGarmo=]. Even better is how his verse of the song "Gimme the Wand" starts: |
| 947 | -->'''Cosmo:''' I'm a… oh, hang on. F-A-I-R-Y |
| 948 | ** On a somewhat meta level, Timmy being exasperated by the fact that Cosmo picked a female voice for his performance... [[HypocriticalHumor while being voiced by]] Creator/TaraStrong. |
| 949 | * Juandissimo enters the contest with a song called "I'm Too Sexy For My Sexy", a clear parody of the Music/RightSaidFred song, which is just him saying the line over and over again while shirtless and flexing. Funniest part is the reactions - Blonda starts [[ShipTease fangirling with hearts around her head]], forcing Simon to hold her back and bluntly saying that there is indeed such a thing as "too sexy". |
| 950 | * This exchange after Sanderson is eliminated: |
| 951 | --> '''Sanderson''': ([[ComicallySerious completely monotone]]) [[TotallyRadical Yo, j-dawg, this is some serious pew-wack-a-wipple]]. I am out, dawg. (gets taken away with a VaudevilleHook) |
| 952 | --> '''Cosmo''': (happily) He's either really mad or totally thrilled! We'll never know! |
| 953 | |
| 954 | [[AC: Wishology!]] |
| 955 | * [[Funny/{{Wishology}} See here.]] |
| 956 | [[/folder]] |
| 957 | |
| 958 | [[folder:Unsorted]] |
| 959 | * From the storybook ''All Washed Up!'': |
| 960 | -->'''Wanda:''' There are four basic elements: earth, air, fire, and--\ |
| 961 | '''Cosmo:''' JELLY BEANS! |
| 962 | * From the ''Breakin' Da Rules'' video game, Jorgen giving off a sponsor before the final boss: |
| 963 | --> '''Jorgen''': Brought to you by Smark's Brand Magic Wands: The Perfect Wand for the Perfect Fairy. |
| 964 | ** Even better, one of the panels you can get Vicky to jump on during that boss is that exact advertisement. |
| 965 | ** Cosmo on [[DoubleJump double-jumping]]: "It's twice the fun, and only two-thirds the calories!" |
| 966 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liwcKwRna_E This video on Butch Hartman's channel]] shows an anime fight with Timmy, Wanda, and Cosmo fighting Mr. Crocker. It's all awesome, but the ending is hilarious: [[spoiler:they take away Crocker's butterfly net and [[CallBack turn him back to]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall his original animation style]], where he's confronted by [[MyBelovedSmother his mom]]]]. |
| 967 | * The announcer doing a PissTakeRap on the various forms Cosmo and Wanda took throughout the show in the ''77 Secrets of The Fairly [=OddParents=] Revealed'' special. |
| 968 | * The part in the ''TRL'' interview where Cosmo tries to enact retribution towards Quddus appearing to hit on Wanda, only for his magic to make it so Quddus is holding a boquet in one hand, a box of chocolates in the other and is wearing a T-shirt that reads "I (Heart) Wanda". |
| 969 | [[/folder]] |
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