Line #9 Funny/TheCartoonHero


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4	* His breakdown at the end of the ''Literature/{{Inukami}}'' review.
5	* From the ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirlsMovie'' review:
6	-->'''Hero''': [[ItMakesSenseinContext TOM KENNY MADE ME DO IT!]]
7	* In his Top 20 [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Powerpuff Girls]] episodes, when talking about ''[[DoubleEntendre Members Only]]'', he appropriately uses this clip to demonstrate:
8	--> [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows And in conclusion, penis penis penis.]]
9	* From [[WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster The Brave Little Toaster Goes To Mars]] review: [[spoiler: SEKRET NAZI APPLIANCE ARMY!]]
10	** Also when it's revealed that [[spoiler: the Military Appliances want to destroy humans because they "were built to be replaced,"]] he laughs at the nonsense reason and claims that would mean that his Wii should be trying to strangle him. Cue him looking suspiciously at his Wii, and giving it the "I've got my eyes on you" fingers before returning to the review.
11	* When reviewing ''WesternAnimation/TreasurePlanet'', he wonders what the offspring of Captain Amelia (a CatGirl) and Dr. Doppler (a dog) would look like. Cue [[WesternAnimation/CatDog "One fine day with a woof and a purr…"]] "That would explain ''so much''."
12	* From the ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel'' series review, done in crossover with Rowdy of WebVideo/TVTrash:
13	-->'''Rowdy''': Hopefully, if a web cartoon ever ''does'' go to actual TV, it'll be a lot better than this!
14	-->'''Hero''': (''deadpan'') You do know ''WesternAnimation/GaryTheRat'' started out as a web series, too, right?
15	-->'''Rowdy''': …I'm gonna go cry now.
16	* His [[spoiler: April Fools Joke]] Review on ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow'' and ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda1989'' [[spoiler: and he actually uses the video footage of the CD-I games.]]
17	** Also this nice little gem from the episode:
18	-->'''Hero''': Music/MickJagger is rolling in his grave right now... and he's not even dead!
19	* From the ''WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest'' review:
20	-->'''Hero''': ...David Kurshner, who is one of the producers of ''WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest'', was also ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail's'' executive producer, and actually did create the characters and story of ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'', not Creator/DonBluth; but he didn't'' direct WesternAnimation/OnceUponAForest''; no, that honor goes to Charles Grosvenor, who seven years later would go on to direct--\
21	(''cue picture of WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTimeVIITheStoneOfColdFire, accompanied by the music from Film/{{Psycho}}'')\
22	'''Hero''': [[{{Sequelitis}} HAAAAAAAAAAAATE]]!!!
23	* When [[WebVideo/HewysAnimatedMovieReviews Hewy Toonmore]] shows up during his ''WesternAnimation/{{Dinosaur}}'' review, he is shrugged off only for The Hero to call him back because the movie is boring.
24	* From his review of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood''- "Do I look like Peter Parker to you? ...Don't answer that."
25	* His entire review on Creator/RalphBakshi's ''WesternAnimation/TheLordOfTheRings''. Given examples:
26	** Showing Samwise with an unsettling facial expression.
27	-->Hero in short silence.
28	-->'''Hero''': Ok maybe I'm immature but I just gonna use that audio.
29	-->From Music/TheLonelyIsland: Jizz in my pants.
30	** Every time he disovers a disfigured looking character.
31	* This bit from the "Top 10 Cartoons I Hate That Everyone Else Loves":
32	-->'''Hero''': I swear to you, it sometimes seemed like [[Manga/RurouniKenshin this series]] had as much filler as—
33	-->(''cue picture of Manga/InuYasha DVD'')
34	-->'''Hero''': GET THAT SHIT OFF THE SCREEN!
35	* ''Manga/RosarioPlusVampire'': "And it's a harem series. SIT BACK DOWN!"
36	* In his ''Anime/SonicTheHedgehogTheMovie'' review, after Dr. Robotnik tells Sara that after Metal Sonic destroys the Land of the Sky, her and him will be the only ones left so they should get married and have kids, we get this reaction.
37	-->'''Hero''': Please tell me this doesn't end with Robotnik trying to stick his...
38	-->'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog AoStH Robotnik]]''': [[MemeticMutation PINGAS!]]
39	-->'''Hero''': ... where it doesn't belong!
40	* From his review of the ''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Gurren Lagann]]'' movies and why one probably shouldn't watch it with children present.
41	-->'''Hero''': During the final battle, Nia and Yoko are kinda shown topless. Lets just say that...
42	-->'''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Khan]]''': It is very cold...IN SPAAACE...
43	* In his "Top 11 Worst Mistakes of Season 4", after pointing out that almost every bull from ''WesternAnimation/{{Barnyard}}'' had udders despite being, you know, bulls: "Incidentally, from now on, I'm gonna be wearing a pair of fake tits in my reviews. You know that image that just gave you? That horrible, terrifying image that's now burned into your nightmares? That's what it felt like watching ''Barnyard''!"
44	* The fake Skype call between the Hero and the Autarch of Flame's [[VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising Hades]] in the Top 20 [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans Teen Titans]] Episodes list--it has to be seen to be believed. [[spoiler: Especially the BrokenMasquerade at the end.]]
45	* In the Top 10 Animated Sequels list, [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment a Hero version of Dr. Insano named Dr. Insanero]] appears--and instead of battling him, the Hero makes him leave without throwing a single punch.
46	-->'''Hero''': That's like me adding in a random character to my show just for the sake of a couple of jokes! door slams open
47	-->'''Dr. Insanero''': evil laugh FINALLY! It has been a long time coming, Cartoon Hero, but now you shall witness the arrival of your greatest nightmare, Doctor Insanero--
48	-->'''Hero''': NO.
49	-->'''Dr. Insanero''': NO?! What do you mean, no?!
50	-->'''Hero''': No, as in, we're not doing this. As if people don't already have enough excuse to call me a ripoff!
51	-->'''Dr. Insanero''': But I have an insidious invention to--
52	-->'''Hero''': GET OUT!
53	-->'''Dr. Insanero''': Fine--but you haven't seen the last of me, Cartoon He--
54	-->'''Hero''': DENNIS, arm the turrets.
55	-->'''Dr. Insanero''': Eep! shuffles out the door
56	* In his ''WesternAnimation/LoonaticsUnleashed'' review, when he finds out that the setting is in the far future on the city-planet of Acmetropolis, he theorizes that the story is set in a BadEnd for ''Film/LooneyTunesBackInAction'' where Creator/SteveMartin was successful in using the Blue Monkey diamond to take over the world.
57	-->'''Bugs''': Of course!
58	* This bit from the ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' review:
59	-->'''Hero''': Or perhaps you remember [Mae Whitman] better for THIS.
60	-->''Clip from [[Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld Scott Pilgrim]]'': You punched me in the BOOB!
61	-->'''Hero''': And now you'll never look at Katara the same way again. You're welcome!
62	* This little bit of FridgeLogic from the ''Anime/Pokemon4Ever'' review:
63	-->'''Hero''': Well, don't worry, Mr. Marauder, I'm sure you're unstoppable now in your giant war mech made of...branches. You know--unless someone has a match. Or a flamethrower. Or a fire Pokemon. Or a strong breeze.
64	* His reaction to the [[TheOtherDarrin cast change]] in ''Anime/PokemonRangerAndTheTempleOfTheSea'', then suggesting all the characters had throat surgery that went badly.
65	* His entire review of ''WesternAnimation/ArchiesWeirdMysteries'', which is down in the style of WebVideo/TVTrash, completely with him using a higher voice and "I'm the Rowdy Reviewer and...why do I suddenly have a signing off catchphrase?"
66	* In his review of ''Film/InspectorGadget2'', Gadget, who clearly has a crush on G2, trades chips with her to stop some of his glitches. To which we get...
67	-->'''Hero''': Face it, Gadget. This is the only way you'll ever get a part of yourself inside her.
68	* In his "Top 10 Worst Animated Christmas Specials" list, at #3 is ''[[WesternAnimation/ElfBowlingTheMovieTheGreatNorthPoleElfStrike Elf Bowling: The Movie]]''. The "plot"? Santa's brother kidnaps his elves and takes them to Fiji, where Santa has to rescue them by winning an Elf Bowling contest. To which we get this:
69	-->'''Hero:''' Let's save the elves by possibly breaking their bones. Ho, ho, ho, ho!
70	* In the ''[[WesternAnimation/TheGuardiansOfTheLostCode Guardians of the Lost Code]]'' review, when he finds out that [[TomTheDarkLord the villain's name is Elmer]], he can't help but make [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes the obvious reference]].
71	-->'''Hero:''' Shhh. Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting Bwijes. Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
72	* His reaction to TheReveal in the Equestria Girls short, ''Rollercoaster of Friendship''. He pulls out a pillow and screams into it.
73	-->'''Eli''': It's been a long time old friend. proceeds to bury his face into the pillow and scream MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
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77	* In the ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'' episode, when [[spoiler: Mia's death]] happens, his reaction is an open-mouthed expression of shock, followed by the Relax-O-Vision screen from [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} Freakazoid]]
78	** Gumshoe first shows up accompanied by [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Bulk and]] Skull's theme.
79	** It becomes a RunningGag that due to April May's nature as a ahem [[SophisticatedAsHell "lady of ill repute,"]] he keeps playing the [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Nostalgia Critic]] clip of him noogying [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick The Nostalgia Chick]] while yelling "WHOOOOOOOORE!!!!" in order to avoid him actually having to say the word.
80	** [[HypocriticalHumor He pretends to make fun of Maya for being too old to be a Steel Samurai fan]] [[ComicBook/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicIDW while he's holding the My Little Pony comics.]]
81	* In the ''Justice For All'' episode, he considers making a joke about Pearl--er--"growing up quickly" when she channels Mia, but decides not to, because it'd be in poor taste.
82	-->'''Clip from Film/ASerbianFilm''': NEWBORN! PORN!
83	-->'''Hero''':...yeah...kind of like that!
84	* How he sums up his opinion of Dahlia Hawthorne.
85	-->'''Hero''': Gee, I sure hope that preacher gets here soon so I can ''Mary Sue''!
86	* His reaction to many of the [[LamePunReaction indescribably on the nose names]].
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90	* From his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheNutJob'', the RunningGag of comparing Knuckles to [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog a certain other Knuckles]].
91	-->'''Hero''': [[Memes/SonicTheHedgehog Unlike Sonic, he doesn't chuckle]].\
92	'''Hero''': Apparently, King and Knuckles, [[Memes/VideoGames featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series]], had planned to betray them all along.
93	* The intro to the Patreon request for ''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow''.
94	-->'''Hero''': The following video was a Patreon request by... "Mr. Ugly"? ''({{beat}})'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I kid you not, that is this person's username.]] So, either a lost ''Literature/MrMen'' character requested this, or this is the guy who keeps abusing Mrs. Steven Rudy. Well, allegedly; the singer of that song was a bit of a "nice guy".
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