Line #32 Funny/TheAnnoyingOrange


1	Being one of the longest running web shows on Website/YouTube, this orange has bound to have loads of fruit hilarity throughout the years.
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7	* Grapefruit's debut episode had his... [[ClusterBleepBomb rather]] [[SoundEffectBleep colorful]]... response to Orange calling him a "chubby orange":
8	-->'''Grapefruit:''' Hey, '''''(bleep!)'''''! I'm a '''''(bleep!)''''' grapefruit! Do you know what that means?!\
9	'''Orange:''' [[LampshadeHanging Whoa, Chubby McChubby's got a potty mouth]].\
10	'''Grapefruit:''' It means I can kick your '''''(bleep!)''''' ''six ways from '''''(bleep!)'''''!''\
11	'''Passion:''' Is that really necessary?
12	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE-KFNO6pE0 Grapefruit's Revenge]]'':
13	** ''Pear'', [[NotSoAboveItAll of all people]], thinks Grapefruit's sister is a hottie. Passion can't help but rib him over it:
14	-->'''Passion:''' ''Pear's got the hots for Grapefruit's sister!''\
15	'''Pear:''' Hey, not so loud!
16	** Orange dubs Grapefruit's sister "Chubby [=McChubby=] Clown", to her utter anger:
17	-->'''Orange:''' Hey, clown! Do a trick!\
18	'''Grapefruit's sister:''' [[IWillShowYouX Hey, you wanna see a trick?]] How 'bout I make your '''''FACE''''' disappear, how 'bout that?!
19	** The ending. After Grapefruit's sister is killed by Knife, some of Grapefruit's relatives suddenly arrive.
20	-->'''Pear:''' [[TemptingFate Well, I guess that's the last we'll see of the Grapefruits.]]\
21	'''Grapefruit's Second Cousin:''' Oh, not so fast, buddy. ''[Appears, where dramatic builds up]'' I'm Grapefruit's second cousin. I'm here to avenge his death.\
22	'''Grapefruit's Grandpa:''' ''[Appears]'' And I'm Grapefruit's grandpa. I'm here to avenge his death.\
23	'''Grapefruit's Mailman:''' ''[Appears]'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And I'm Grapefruit's mailman,]] ''[RecordNeedleScratch]'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and I've got all this mail and no forwarding address, so I need some help here]].
24	* ''[[http://youtu.be/6mD2RmHBTnw?t=55s Is Orange a Brony?]]''.
25	* Grandpa Lemon ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=626zdID-Jg0 plays Slender]]''.
26	* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv-Zjc_5w6A Orange vs. Slender]]'', Orange successfully finds Slender Man's eight pages, much to Slender Man's shock.
27	-->'''Orange:''' Yay! What do I win? Do I get three wishes?\
28	'''Slender Man:''' [[BigNo NO!]]\
29	'''Orange:''' Ooh, a pot o' gold?\
30	'''Slender Man:''' No!\
31	'''Orange:''' How about [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs a pot o' gold wishes?]]\
32	'''Slender Man:''' Aaaah! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! I'm not a leprechaun, ''or'' a genie!
33	* The side-effect of a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyV-D3brg4E Black Hole making donut?]] Ducks.
34	* Orange getting just the tiniest bit hooked on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai5pGL9PJAE Cookie Clicker]].
35	* Orange playing ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''. He doesn't get past night 2.
36	** Even better is Midget Apple and Pear, who don't get past night ''1''.
37	* Grandpa Lemon's very apt description for [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2 the sequel]].
38	-->'''Grandpa Lemon:''' You're basically a security guard in a children's toy store, that is owned by the Devil.
39	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiSkgPynLdw Rage Sage.]] Cue Orange and Pear ''overdosing'' on the {{Squee}}.
40	** ...Only for Sage to reveal he's making a song about kissing unicorns; [[RealMenWearPink something really out of his departments wheelhouse.]]
41	** While Sage revealing his emotional drain is what made him write the album is mostly sad, there's how Orange reunlocks Sage's titular Rage.
42	-->'''Rage Sage:''' I-I'm emotionally drained...I ca-I cant muster up the rage!\
43	'''Orange:''' Wh- [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What type of mustard?]]\
44	'''Sage:''' I said ''muster.''\
45	'''Orange:''' Dijon? Yellow? What are we talking about here?\
46	'''Sage:''' ''Muster!''\
47	'''Orange:''' Maybe English mustard? I have a buddy who's English mustard.
48	** After they help Sage out of his kid-appeal hole, he's immediately chopped in half by a guitar. But damn does he love it.
49	-->'''Sage:''' YEAH, ''YEAH!'' YEAH, [[DeathByIrony THIS HOW I ALWAYS KNEW I WOULD END!!]] '''''[[FaceDeathWithDignity RAAAAGE SAAAAGE!!!]]'''''
50	** Orange and Pears reactions are what sells it.
51	-->'''Orange:''' Well, that rocked. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Wanna roll?]]\
52	'''Pear:''' [[BluntYes Definitely.]]\
53	(cue Orange rolling out of the picture while Pear bounces along)
54	* "Foreign Exchange Foodent" has the guys immediately jump on an accent train after a Swedish Fish immediately ChickMagnet's possibly the kitchen's entire line of women.
55	** "Weird?" "Over the top?" [[BreadEggsMilkSquick "Potentially racially insensitive?"]]
56	** The accents they choose, and how well they handle them in full:
57	*** Orange: Russian, and he's surprisingly good at it.
58	*** Little Apple: [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench French]], with he even brought a vocal coach for. [[ParodiedTrope It doesn't even sound close to actual french.]]
59	*** Pear: Australian(which Grapefruit even thinks [[AmbiguouslyGay could win over some guys]]). It's ear gratingly bad.
60	*** Grapefruit: Canadian. He claims it's actually the easiest to imitate, since only ''one'' single word is changed.
61	-->'''Grapefruit:''' But enough a''boot'' me, let's talk a''boot'' you!\
62	'''Little Apple:''' What's with Canadians and boots, anyways?\
63	'''Orange:''' It's really cold up there, so winter boots are constantly on their minds!
64	** At the end, StatusQuoIsGod still prevails and crushes the Swedish Fish with a boot, causing the chicks to immediately bail on him.
65	-->'''Pear:''' (with his accent) Crikey! Welcome to the club, man!\
66	'''Grapefruit:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Dude. Just, no.]]\
67	'''Pear:''' (normal voice) Yeah I'm sorry.
68	* "Get that away from me! NightmareFuel!"
69	* In ''[[https://youtu.be/yGUDlNcj9PY Thanksgiving Can Stuff It]]'', anytime Orange is asked what's worse than a dry turkey, cranberry and stuffing, he spews out nonsense.
70	-->'''Stuffing:''' You know what's worse than dry stuffing?\
71	'''Orange:''' Getting a hangnail? Tax day? Finding out you're related to Grapefruit?\
72	'''Stuffing:''' [[BigNo No!]]\
73	'''Orange:''' Getting eaten by a zombie? Having to eat a zombie?\
74	'''Stuffing:''' [[BigNo No!]]\
75	'''Orange:''' Getting pooped on by a million birds? Finding out what Rocky Mountain oysters are? Kicking a soccer ball, only to find out it was actually a rock pained like a soccer ball?
76	* '''Epic Peel Time.''' Words cannot express how accurate it tries to be to the source.
77	** Premise? Orange and friends are making a "self [[{{Pun}} pork]]"-trait out of nothing but bacon in true [[WebVideo/EpicMealTime EMT]] Fashion. Somewhere out there, Harley was smiling.
78	** How did Orange get the beard?
79	--->'''Orange:'''"I stole it from a lumberjack after I beat his [[SoundEffectBleep (caw!)]] down!"
80	** Orange commands Grapefruit to deep fry the lump of pork (covered in cheese, bacon and bread) into a deep fryer. After that, he tells him to "deep-fry the deep-fryer". Grapefruit pushes the aformentioned deep-fryer into a bigger deep-fryer.
81	** '''"MAXIMUM BACON!!!!"'''
82	** Aformentioned Maximum Bacon comes from the [[AbnormalAmmo bacon cannon]], which blows a truck-load of bacon into the ball. [[BrokeTheRatingScale It even breaks the fat counter]]!
83	** After the deed is done, the portrait is complete.
84	--->'''Orange:''' It's a masterpiece of meat, like a [[Creator/PabloPicasso Picasso]] made outta pork! It's almost to beautiful to- [[RecordNeedleScratch (Record Needle Scratch)]] LET'S EAT THIS THING!
85	** Marshmallow proceeds to [[BigEater eat the entire thing in 8 seconds]].
86	** "Yo next time, we eat Liam!"
87	--->'''Liam, on a spit-roast over a fire:''' [[OhCrap AW CRAP!]]
88	* "Teeny Weenie" (no, not the [[TeenyWeenie trope about small pee-pees]]) has a few.
89	** The fact that the Great One is our titular weenie, and has a hairstyle made out of mustard that might invoke UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump.
90	** The rumors thar Frank and Link (the other two sausages competing) have heard include TGO literally eating a horse, training in secret Siberian caves (which turns out to be TRUE), and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking being made out of real beef with no fillers]].
91	* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhXotz1k1ls&t=2s The Fruitbowl]] comes in:
92	** ''Midget Apple'' being used as the ball.
93	** Even if he did have two scenes, [[LargeHam Ham Williams Jr.]] definitely lives up to his name. Even if Marshmallow ''did'' kill him during their halftime show.
94	* In Episode 9 of Ask Orange, the final question asked is "Do you like to be a nightmare, Orange?" The question is kind of taken out context; The image of Orange talking turns out to be an actual bad dream that Pear was having. What follows next is so random and hilarious:
95	--> '''Pear:''' AAHHH!! I just had the worst nightmare ever!
96	--> ''[An anthropomorphic chainsaw suddenly appears in the bed next to Pear]''
97	--> '''Chainsaw''': ''(Geniunely Sympathetic)'' You wanna talk about it?
98	--> '''Pear''': '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAHAAAAHAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHAAAAHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!'''''
99	--> '''Chainsaw''': What? Was it something I said?
100	* During the first HalloweenEpisode of Ask Orange, Orange admits one of the scariest things he's ever seen is [[YourMom Grapefruit's mom without makeup.]] Grapefruit does...[[BerserkButton not take it lightly.]]
101	--->'''Grapefruit:''' ''(wielding a baseball bat)'' MARGARET ANN GRAPEFRUIT WAS A SAINT!\
102	''(Orange [[OhCrap screams]], drops the photo frame, and bolts with Grapefruit on his tail.)''
103	** Then he makes the same mistake ''[[BrickJoke again]]'' while trying to teach the viewers how to be scary:
104	--->'''Orange:''' First, take off your makeup. Second, [[YourMom get plastic surgery to look like Grapefruit's mom]]!\
105	''(he whips out the frame laughing again)''\
106	'''Grapefruit:''' ''(still holding the bat)'' I WARNED YOU, ORANGE!\
107	''(the chase starts backs up)''
108	** It even gets a CallBack in "Googlexsiri"!
109	--->'''Orange:''' ''(commenting on Grapefruits painting of his mom)'': Nice frog by the way.
110	--->'''Grapefruit:''' SHE'S NOT A FROG, SHE'S A SAINT!
111	* Annoying Orange has a compilation of every time he, Little Apple and Pear have RageQuit while playing a video game. It typically involves screaming, and what sounds like them knocking over a china hutch, and breaking a dozen windows. The fact there's no facecams only [[NothingIsFunnier adds to the hilarity.]] [[https://youtu.be/e7QgNq5zZPg Watch the comp here!]]
112	** Pears freakout over ''Trap Adventure 2'' is probably worth a mention, culminating in Pear tossing a ''live grenade,'' and [[MoodWhiplash immediately going back to his calmer self right after the destruction.]]
113	--->'''Pear:''' I'm not cleaning this up.
114	** Sadly, he only has one, but Grapefruits freakout is definitely a good one especially considering [[TranquilFury he can't find a bigger vocal pitch to express his anger.]]
115	--> '''Grapefruit:''' Just- three times in a row [[PainToTheAss on my butt,]] that's not even fair!
116	** VideoGame/FlappyBird doing the impossible and actually ''annoying'' the Annoying Orange!
117	---> '''Orange:''' That's it! This phone goes out the window!
118	** Little Apple raging, complete with a lapse into {{Angrish}} not over the game itself, but because an ad showed Reese's Minis!
119	---> '''Little Apple:''' I'm a little apple! I got big heart!
120	** Orange's fury in ''Papas Freezeria'' is brought up by the same thing we've all probably done in that game; make an abomination of a food that the customer rightfully denies. Cue absolute destruction.
121	--->'''Orange:''' ''HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM SHAKES?!'' '''''HOW DO YA LIKE THEM SHAAAAAAKES?!?!?!?!'''''
122	** Pear's rage in a bottle flip game is Orange somehow ''outdoing him'' in the high score in 15 seconds, while Pear spent ''almost all of the video trying to beat it.''
123	--->'''Pear:''' '''I PLAY FOR 10 MINUTES AND YOU GOT THE HIGH SCORE IN''' '''''ONE SECOND?!?!?'''''
124	** Pear somehow being forced to play VideoGame/GettingOverItWithBennettFoddy for the second time. His meltdown the second time is much more spectacular than the first!
125	---> '''Pear:''' I thought I saw a spoooon! Waaah '''whump bump thump bump crash''' why does anyone make me play this game?!?
126	** Orange accidentally walking in on Little Apples outburst over ''Dunkers'' definitely counts.
127	--> '''Orange:''' Holy moly, I am not cleaning this up!
128	** In a similar vein, Pear unfortunately walking in on Little Apples outburst over ''Try Harder.'' The end part makes it better, since it almost sounds like Little Apple is ''[[DisproportionateRetribution raining hellfire on the kitchen out of frustration over a rage game!]]''
129	--> '''Pear:''' Woa- what is going on in here?!\
130	'''Little Apple:''' '''''THIS IS THE WORST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!'''''\
131	'''Pear:''' WAI- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! (horrified screaming)
132	** [[RuleOfThree Similarly to the third power]], we have Little Apple briefly stopping to throw up on Orange during his freakout over ''Super Hexagon''. Especially funny since [[HypocriticalHumor it comes right after he calls out everyone for downloading the game because they apparently like barfing]].
133	--> '''Orange:''' Aw, you barfed on me! You barfed on me!
134	* The gang [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/66pMB2Cvz6w reacting to AI generated art.]] ''Mass hysteria'' ensues.
135	** What followed is reactions to [[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qza9nXREeAU what happens if you fuse Orange with a celebrity.]] The results are hilariously nightmarish.
136	* ''Everything'' about ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BEX6Yg_zy0 The Airbag Song]]''
137	* Every year, the intros for [[HalloweenEpisode Shocktober]] keep getting [[NightmareFuel more and more scarier]], but the intro for Shocktober 2021 [[LighterAndSofter deserves some mention]]:
138	** A few seconds in as the intro begins, Sis can be seen on a portrait in Pear and Orange's (who are portraying Dr. Frankenstein and Igor) castle, where she looks at the viewers afterward, as if to say "Hey, what's up".
139	** Little Apple and Marshmallow being used to power Pear's machine, complete with Little Apple's container being labeled "[[{{Troll}} abnormal]].
140	*** Marshmallow exploding when the machine is activated.
141	** The fact that Pear and Orange used Little Apple and Marshmallow to ''[[SkewedPriorities create the Shocktober logo]]''.
142	* [[EldrichAbomination The Outhouse]] isn't funny on it's own, safe for it's BurpOfFinality after consuming an unlucky apple, but whats really funny is how it tempts people; ''giving them bottomless cans of La Croix.''
143	--->'''Orange:''' TIME TO GET LA ''CRAZY'', Y'ALL!
144	* What happens when [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DPLRfiFJi20&pp=ygUJI2FpbWVsb2Vu AI directs the first episode]]. It ends up becoming true comedy gold:
145	** The second and fourth segments ending with Pear and Apple fusing into [=PineappleApplePear=] (a combination of Pear, Apple, and a pineapple in which we haven't seen yet).
146	** Pear wearing a silly hat in every segment, one in which allows him to fly.
147	** Orange with limbs.
148	** At the end of the first segment, Pear, of all characters, sets a book called "Dealing With Annoying People" on fire. Later, near the end of the second, [[RussianReversal he sets a lighter on fire with a towel]]. What makes this funnier is that AI didn't even suggest this, which means this joke was completely out of nowhere.
149	** Similarly, we have Orange lighting a pie on fire before slamming it into his face, [[TearOffYourFace removing it from his body]].
150	* The ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory4'' episode of Trailer Trashed has Orange naming the main cast Stanky Lanky Cowboy Dude (Woody), Buzz [=McLightning=] (Buzz Lightyear), Lanky Coyboy Dudette (Jessie), Mr. Replaceable Body Parts Man (Mr. Potato Head), Miss Baldy Mc-No-Torso (Ms. Potato Head), Tiny Hands Mc-Huge-Tail (Rex), Pinky Pink Mc-Light-Socket-Nose (Ham), Three Eyes Mc-One-Mouth (Little Green Man), Snoop Doggy Mc-No-Torso (Slinky), and Dog Butt (Slinky's other half), having claimed they changed their names in [[MindScrew the seventh movie]].
151	--> '''Little Apple:''' This is only the fourth movie, Orange!\
152	'''Orange:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, you guys are way behind]].
153	** [[FreakOut And then Forky shows up]].
154	* The third installment of The Juice has the gang discuss which friend they'd choose to be for a day;
155	** Marshmallow chooses to become an amalgamation of everyone with "Pear's brain, Midget Apple's heart, Grapefruit's good looks and Orange's thick skin". Grapefruit then paints a visual aid for this, which grosses everyone out and prompts Marshmallow to [[CloudCuckooLander change their answer to "puppies"]].
156	** Pear would choose to become Orange, solely so he can brush Orange's teeth.
157	-->'''Pear''': I'm no dentist but... come on! Have you seen those things?! They're disgusting!
158	** Orange initially chooses to be a knock knock joke and, after being told he has to pick a friend, switches his answer to Emo Spoon.
159	-->'''Pear''': You don't even ''know'' Emo Spoon!\
160	[pan over to Emo Spoon]\
161	'''Emo Spoon''': Darn right you don't - no one does! No if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get back to my music... [begins rattling spoons]\
162	'''Grapefruit''': Uh, I suspect it's a good thing we don't have ears right now.
163	** And then he changes his answer to Emo Knife, who flies in and exclaims "[[DoubleMeaning I only cut]] [[BlackComedy for the attention!]]".
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166	[[folder:Gaming]]
167	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxuzsfnXWqw SUPER SIZED Mario & Sonic! (Gaming Grape Plays)]]'':
168	** After Gaming Grape restarted the game after accidentally setting Sonic XL Edition into 2-Player Mode, we have this gem:
169	--->'''Gaming Grape:''' OK, Captain Dozo and Ranger Present... FAT MARIO! Oh, I mean... FAT SONIC!
170	** After Sonic reached Level 6 of fatness again, Gaming Grape had at least made it over the hill, but when Sonic gets hit by an enemy and goes to the edge of an power-up block, Gaming Grape [[HopeSpot thought he's skinny again, but Sonic dies.]]
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173	[[folder:Storytime]]
174	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b7aYRA0TnI Hansel and Gretel]]'':
175	** Orange continuously mentioning [[Film/ETTheExtraterrestrial E.T.]] and his [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Reese's Pieces]].
176	--->'''Pear:''' Hansel and Gretel get lost in the woods despite the trail they left on the ground.\
177	'''Orange:''' Because E.T. ate the Reese's Pieces.
178	** When Pear says Hansel and Gretel that they have a plan to trick the "mean old witch", [[LiteralMinded Orange]] mistook it as a prank and guessed they did a whoopee cushion, a [[Music/RickAstley Rickroll]], and a cake filled with ''[[{{Squick}} boogers]]''.
179	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BDz2VgRinY Goldilocks and the Three Bears]]'':
180	** This exchange:
181	--->'''Pear:''' Let me guess, she played the third boom box and the music was "just right".\
182	'''Orange:''' Nope, she didn't make it to the third boom box. The three bears came home! and they were ANGRY! [[BlackComedy So, they ate her]].\
183	'''Pear:''' They '''''ate''''' Goldilocks!?
184	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkyQuhza0Gk The Three Little Pigs]]'':
185	** Just the very fact that Orange imagined that the pigs apparently made their houses out [[{{Squick}} boogers]], a real-estate agency, and '''[[Creator/BruceWillis Bruce Willises]]'''. Apparently, the bigger the house was, the more TNT the wolf uses.
186	--->'''Orange:''' ''(imitating the wolf during the real-estate house segment)'' "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house up!"\
187	'''Pear:''' Let me guess, it didn't work because it was well-built and up to code.\
188	'''Orange:''' Not even close. Wolf used a ''ton'' of TNT. That house was gone, baby, gone!
189	** This exchange:
190	--->'''Pear:''' The first little pig made his house out of straw.\
191	'''Orange:''' Oh, well in my version, [[LiteralMinded he uses a straw]]. That's how he gets the boogers that are '''way''' in there, you know?
192	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Ib7cFkV_4 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves]]'':
193	** Just the names of the "dwarves" Orange thought up of -- including Santa's reindeer, the patriots of ''[[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 DuckTales]]'' (Huey, Dewey, and Louie), the UsefulNotes/McDonalds characters, some celebrities, the [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]] (actually the artists of the European Renaissance), and ''so'' much more.
194	--->'''Pear:''' We are ''so'' off the rails right now! According to your story, the Evil Queen is too stupid to know how a mirror works and Snow White is made of, like, 100 dwarves in a trench coat.
195	* ''[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_wVzcFHc5qM Jack and the Beanstalk]]'':
196	** Orange introducing cows in the story. Including how Jack got stalked by a giant cow after eating all of its [[RoadApples cow pies]].
197	--->'''Orange:''' The giant cow is all like, "Fee, fi, fo, fum! Cows are awesome and [[{{Troll}} Pear is dumb]]!"\
198	'''Pear:''' Okay, she did ''not'' say that!\
199	''(Orange laughs)''
200	** A BrickJoke happens after the story ends when Orange tries to feed Pear a cow pie. Pear attempts to flee, only to trip and [[{{Squick}} accidentally eat part of the cow pie]].
201	* ''The Little Mermaid'':
202	** Sebastian is the main character in the story.
203	** Sebastian pays a visit to the mean old sea witch to get himself some legs (despite the fact that crabs already have legs), [[ExactWords and has legs]] [[BodyHorror sprout all over his body]]. Ariel gets them too.
204	--->'''Orange:''' All of a sudden, he had legs coming from all over the place. His back, his butt, dude even got legs coming out of his legs.
205	** The "happy" ending, where Ariel and Sebastian win the Atlantis world cup, get married, and have [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext leg babies]], Ursula getting kicked out of Atlantis Idol in favor of some merboy with pink hair, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and a tidal wave sweeping over the entire world]].
206	--->'''Pear:''' [[FlatWhat What?]] I thought you said it was a happy ending.\
207	'''Orange:''' Oh yeah, I did.\
208	'''Pear:''' A tidal wave sweeping over the world is happy?\
209	'''Orange:''' Yeah, 'cause from that point on, the whole world was UNDER THE SEA!
210	* ''[[https://youtu.be/IRiZEFBIXe4 Beauty and the Beast]]'':
211	** After Pear says the characters turned into inanimate objects, Orange starts to think he and Pear are those characters.
212	--->'''Pear:''' Everyone is cursed to remain in their non-human forms ''forever'', unless...\
213	'''Orange:''' What do you mean I'm gonna be this forever? I'm not gonna get my human stuff back? My arms, my legs, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking my social security number?]]\
214	'''Pear:''' Orange! For the last time, we were never people! You are not a character in this story!\
215	'''Orange:''' Oh, right. Because they're actually lizard-people.\
216	'''Pear:''' THEY ARE NOT LIZARD-PEOPLE!! THIS IS JUST A STORY!
217	* ''[[https://youtu.be/mwXxs6pCvnE The Tortoise and the Hare]]'':
218	** Orange claiming the tortoise went through a ''Franchise/{{Rocky}}''-style training montage of lifting weights, walking up the stairs, getting body transplants of Usain Bolt's legs, bat-wings and [[Series/HappyDays Fonzie's]] head.
219	** "Eye of the Tortoise", parody of "Eye of the Tiger" from Music/{{Survivor\|Band}}.
220	*** During the song, the hare got wheelbarrow legs and a cannon for an arm, and apparently wins the fight due to it.
221	* ''[[https://youtu.be/juYn_Dv2IjY The Legend of Sleepy Hollow]]'':
222	** Orange not understanding what the Headless Horseman is, boiling down to a "[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Pumpkin-Headed Horse-Cow]]".
223	** As Orange retells the story, he claims that the Headless Horseman has the "'''Ichabody''' of a '''Crane'''" and was "super '''sleepy''' because his horse-head was '''hollow'''". He then references ''WesternAnimation/{{Cinderella}}'', ''Film/JurassicPark'' and ''Film/HighSchoolMusical''.
224	--->'''Orange:''' You're saying the story was bad. Well, I think it's '''Bull-Man'''.\
225	'''Pear:''' Stop combining animals!
226	* ''The Boy Who Cried Wolf'':
227	** Orange constantly adding horses to the story.
228	--->'''Pear:''' Every now and then, the boy would run into town and cry out...\
229	'''Orange:''' A horse is eating the sheep!
230	*** Orange also adding [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob]] at one point.
231	* ''A Christmas Carol'':
232	** In the original story, Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by three ghosts. Orange misinterprets it as ghosts flooding poor Scrooge's bedroom.
233	*** {{Franchise/Batman}} visits Scrooge as well.
234	** The RunningGag of Orange using Updog (a dog with an up arrow for a head) in the story.
235	*** It's very brief, but there's also Upman.
236	* ''Humpty Dumpty'':
237	** As a first for the Storytime series, Marshmallow takes Orange's place for this episode. That doesn't stop them from altering the story:
238	--->'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Marshmallow]]:''' Humpty Dumpty sat on a cloud, [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion Humpty Dumpty had one million friends]], all the king's unicorns and all the king's puppies, slept on a rainbow and drank Mountain Dew. YAY!\
239	'''Pear:''' WHAT?!
240	** '''''DO THE HUMPTY DANCE, THE HUMPTY DUMPTY DANCE!!'''''
241	* ''[[https://youtu.be/Ej39lAQGaaE Peter Pan]]'':
242	** Orange naming the characters "Tighty [=McGreenboy=]" (Peter Pan), "Fairy [=McPixieCut=]" (Tinker Bell), "Nightgown" (Wendy), "Glasses" (John) and "Teddy Bear" (Michael).
243	** Orange thinking that the Neverland tribe, including Captain Hook, are babies.
244	--->'''Pear:''' The leader of the pirates is named Captain Hook. They call him that because a crocodile ate his hand, and now he has a hook instead.\
245	'''Orange:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's so dangerous! A baby with a hook hand? He could poke an eye out]].\
246	'''Pear:''' Captain Hook is ''not'' a baby!
247	** Orange calls the clock-ticking crocodile who ate Hook's hand "Clock-idile". [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Pear even finds the joke rather amusing]].
248	** A CrossesTheLineTwice example, but Orange mentions how Peter spends the rest of his days ''[[WouldHurtAChild beating up babies]]''.
249	* ''Sleeping Beauty'', which, right off the bat, Orange changes the title to ''Sleeping'' '''''Booty''''':
250	** Caffeinated Orange.
251	--->'''Pear:''' Welcome back to Storytime, everyone. I'm Pear.\
252	'''Orange:''' ''And I'm vibrating!''
253	** Due to his caffeinated state, Orange multiplies the princess, the witch, and the curses [[RuleOfThree by three]].
254	** The second curse renaming the kingdom to "Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin' Everywhere".
255	** One of the princesses [[PainToTheAss pricks her booty onto the spinning wheel]], causing everyone's butts to fall asleep until a prince shows up and kisses them all. Let me rephrase that; ''he kisses everyone's booties''.
256	* ''Puss In Boots'':
257	** Pear gives the responsablity of reading the book to Orange because he yelled at him too much (for kazooing too much in the "Annual Kazoo Marathon") that he lost his voice.
258	** The three men in the original story didn't have any names, so Orange gives them the names of [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 Huey, Dewey, and Louie]] and [[Film/TheThreeStooges Larry, Curly, and Moe]], before ultimately deciding on Biff, Beef, and [=McGillicuddy=].
259	** Orange says that when the king showed up, Puss sprung into action and told [=McGillicuddy=] to get naked. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Pear doesn't ring his bell]].
260	--->'''Orange:''' Oh, that's really what he did? Wow. Huh, well I thought it would be just a funny thing to say, but sure enough, he asked him to get naked. Man, this is one pervy story you gave me to read, Pear. (''laughs'')
261	** For those worried that {{Franchise/Shrek}} wouldn't get a reference, don't worry, that's one of Orange's assumptions, complete with him saying it would've kept a lid on Music/SmashMouth's career.
262	* ''[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AednPr5fmpI The Snow Queen/Frozen]]'':
263	** The RunningGag of Orange using Brolaff (frat boy variant of Olaf the Snowman) in each variant.
264	** Orange referencing Dairy Queen in the last variant.
265	--->'''Orange:''' Once upon a time, there was a quick-service restaurant that specialized in ice cream and frozen treats. They tried their hand at hamburgers, but they weren't very good.\
266	'''Pear:''' ''(yells angrily)'' That's not ''Literature/TheSnowQueen''! That's '''Dairy''' Queen!
267	* ''[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r4CVsGDjBpc Pinocchio]]'':
268	** Orange continuously using his voice modulator to add in plot points.
269	--->'''Pear:''' When he cut into it, the block of wood cried out...\
270	'''Orange:''' ''[in deep voice]'' '''''Wood''''' you stop that?
271	** When told original story of ''Pinocchio'' is ''not'' family friendly, Orange misinterprets it as Pinocchio being a mass murderer.
272	--->'''Orange:''' Let's get some gore up in here. This is boring. Let’s get to the... ''[in deep voice, then laughs]'' '''''murder!'''''\
273	'''Pear:''' Orange, Pinocchio did not kill anyone with his nose!\
274	'''Orange:''' Sure, he did! And that's why they're called bloody noses to this day. ''[Orange laughs deeply via voice modulator]''
275	** Pear proceeds to toss Orange's voice modulator into the garbage disposal. A little later, he gets another one.
276	--->'''Pear:''' How did you get another voice modulator?!\
277	'''Orange:''' I wished for it upon a star.
278	* ''Dumbo'':
279	** Orange's ele-pun suitcase. Or rather, a ''trunk''.
280	** Orange constantly assuming Dumbo got his revenge against the elephants that made fun of him by becoming a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot scary murder Rambo clown]].
281	** Orange noting a particular scene where Dumbo gets drunk.
282	--->'''Orange:''' Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! That's crazy!\
283	'''Pear:''' I know, right? How on earth did an elephant get up in a tree?\
284	'''Orange:''' No, not that, I'm talking about Dumbo getting drunk! Isn't this a Disney movie?\
285	'''Pear:''' Yes, but--\
286	'''Orange:''' Maybe they should've named him ''Drunko''! (''laughs'') Wait, so there's seriously a scene where Dumbo gets drunk?\
287	'''Pear:''' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer On champagne or something]], [[DisneyAcidSequence he hallucinates Pink Elephants on a parade]]. But back to the--\
288	'''Orange:''' Whoa! You mentioned how he was always tripping because of his big ears, but I didn't know that's what you meant!\
289	'''Pear:''' It isn't what I meant!
290	* ''[[https://youtu.be/nhXirrWiPOw 101 Dalmatians]]'':
291	** After the animator for Storytime quit due to the complexity, Orange took the job. StylisticSuck hilarity ensues.
292	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zT0RNntvzM Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]]'':
293	** ''"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rain Gear... was waterproof and kept things dry!"''
294	*** "He is a '''reindeer''', not '''rain gear'''!"
295	** Also, there's "Rudolph the [[{{Jerkass}} Super-Rude]] Reindeer" and "Rudolph the [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Shed-Clothes]] Reindeer".
296	** Rudolph's buttcheeks appearing on the cover at the end.
297	* ''Shrek'':
298	** It seems Orange got into the mood of the story. And by that, we mean he pops out of a mud puddle wearing ogre ears.
299	** The only thing Orange remembers about the movie is the opening, which devolves into lots and lots of Music/SmashMouth.
300	** Orange incorrectly guesses that Gingy has Pinocchio's signature [[PinocchioNose nose]]. [[FridgeBrilliance It becomes even funnier]] once you remember Pinocchio was Gingy's closest friend in the films.
301	* ''Star Wars'':
302	** Orange repeatedly integrating Jar Jar Binks as the story's main protagonist, going as far as to rename the story ''Jar Wars''.
303	** Baby Jarda. That is all.
304	** Jar Jar himself appears in TheStinger, educating everyone on how to count, [[BrickJoke with Pear being used as an example of how many people don't know how to count]].
305	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA10nDBwyp4 Titanic]]'':
306	** Sis [[RonTheDeathEater analyzes Rose as a psychopath]] (which Pear cannot disagree with her on) who [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext cheats her way into Heaven and tricks Jack into entering Hell]] in ''Titanic 2: Rose Goes Full Psychopath'' ({{fanfic}} she made).
307	--->'''Pear:''' Well, congrats, Sis. You did it. You ruined a movie about the single biggest psychopath the world, and the afterworld, has ever seen.
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309
310	[[folder:Cartoon Network Show]]
311	The TV show surprisingly enough had some laughs.
312
313	* Pretty much all the scenes the have Nerville in them:
314	** "Veggie Zombies":
315	--->'''Nerville:''' I found some ranch dressing! Zombies hate that stuff.\
316	'''Orange:''' Nerville! Look out!\
317	''(vegetable zombies start crawling on Nerville and start dragging him behind a barrel)''\
318	'''Nerville:''' No! No! No! I! Hate! Vegetables!
319	** "Escape from the Planet of the Grapes of Wrath", Nerville eating a lot of grape jelly.
320	--->''(Nerville pours a whole jar of jelly onto a piece of bread, then puts a piece on top of it)''\
321	'''Nerville:''' More jelly!
322	* "Follow the Bouncing Orange":
323	-->''(Pear gets shot at a wall courtesy of a tennis ball shooter)''\
324	'''Pear:''' [[NonSequiturThud Hey, let's dog to the go-park]]. ''(laughs deliriously)''
325	* In "Lords of Fruitbush", this exchange:
326	-->'''Pear:''' This is the produce aisle, you don't own this territory.\
327	'''Squashy:''' There are signs all around that say we do.\
328	''(Cut to graffiti that says Squashies)''\
329	'''Orange:''' Well, this sign says you're a doofus. ''(Holds up sign that says "Doofus" with an arrow on it)''
330	** After noticing someone squirted icing on Sweet Cookie, "Someone iced Sweet Cookie!"
331	* "Captain Blood Orange":
332	** Marshmallow revealing their deep dark secret:
333	-->'''Marshmallow:''' Sometimes darkness washes over me and all I can see when I close my eyes is blood death and destruction. And that I love you guys and you're my best friends, [[{{Catchphrase}} yay!]]
334	** When [[spoiler:Nerville is revealed to be He Who Comes During Night Shift, he says he's getting hungry. So what do Orange and his friends serve up for him? The creepy corn guys.]]
335	* "Founding Fruits":
336	** Watermelon blowing up. Plus this:
337	--->'''Orange:''' Wow! Watermelon [[{{Pun}} sure had a short fuse]].
338	* In "Fruitloose", Nerville comes up on the fruit, he notices they're all depressed, he tells them: "Snap out of it. No one wants to buy depressed fruit, I should know". The scene cuts to him standing next to an old broken down cart with depressed fruit inside. The best part is Nerville's sales pitch: "Buy my fruit, or don't I really don't care."
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