Line #8 Funny/SurvivalOfTheFittest


1	!! As with all moments pages, this is Administrivia/SpoilersOff. You have been warned.
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3	Think it's hard to laugh at terrorists forcing teenagers to kill each other? [[BlackComedy Think again.]]
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5	[[AC:v1]]
6	* Gabrielle Minase's death post being a simple "And then Gabrielle died of AIDS." This however was retconned by him being accidentally shot by Daisuke. This was also parodied in future versions.
7	* The terrorists Kaige, [=McLocke=], and Rice read a FanFic of contestants Jacob Starr and Uriel out loud. While the mic to the island was turned on.
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9	[[AC:v2]]
10	* Mitch Gunther's naïvety while on the island. It's... [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} memorable.]] Not to mention he has a CloudcuckoolandersMinder in Cathalie Meguro, who gets exasperated with it.
11	--->'''Mitch:''' "Dog eat dog. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Dogs don't eat dogs, they eat birds and cats and Kibblebits if they have a family.]] Those words are silly. But I would have gotten that right if that silly glasses boy hadn't answered before me. Yes, I would have gotten it right."
12	* A troll profile of Jim Greynold's pet penguin was submitted.]] The concept of Greynolds, a member of [[CoDragons The Big Four, having a pet penguin is ridiculous enough on its own, but then you sit down and read it.
13	--> '''Hobbies and Interests:''' He is a penguin so he naturally enjoys penguin hobbies such as eating fish and of course swimming in cold water. He also has a natural affinity to cold things, so he'll hover about the refrigerator or freezer at times as well.
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15	[[AC:v3]]
16	* [[http://sotfmini.com/SurvivalOfTheFittest/viewtopic.php?f=461&t=3617&start=60 Carson Baye's death.]] He stops to take a bathroom break... in a danger zone. This leads to him attempting to run like hell with his pants around his ankles, quoting ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''.
17	* Also from v3, look in [[http://sotfmini.com/SurvivalOfTheFittest/viewtopic.php?f=455&t=3219 The Pretender]], in which local looney tune Wade Wilson ([[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} Not THAT Wade Wilson.]]) [[NoFourthWall has a conversation with the narrator]] before slaughtering five students. Hell, the said slaughtering is pretty funny [[BlackComedy in its own way,]] whether or not the handler intended it.
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19	[[AC:v4]]
20	* The entirety of [[ClusterFBomb Jimmy Brennan's]] [[http://sotfmini.com/SurvivalOfTheFittest/viewtopic.php?f=330&t=1147 rapid descent into madness]]. It's an exercise in [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line multiple times]].
21	--->[[GentleGiant CRAIG HOYLE]] WILL RAPE YOU AND MAKE YOUR SKIN INTO A COAT!
22	* [[http://sotfmini.com/SurvivalOfTheFittest/viewtopic.php?p=14730#p14730 Punch the fucking horse]].
23	* Richard Han's death starts out with him [[http://sotfmini.com/SurvivalOfTheFittest/viewtopic.php?f=313&t=1221 attempting to climb down a mountain]] after losing the rest of his group. He slips and falls, screaming. He then enters a [[http://sotfmini.com/SurvivalOfTheFittest/viewtopic.php?p=19691#p19691 different thread]], apparently still screaming until he hits the ground. It really must be seen to be believed.
24	--->'''Richard''': YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYY-
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26	[[AC:V5]]
27	* The death of Tessa Blackridge, who challenges the GrimReaper to a game of ''TabletopGame/GoFish''. Said Grim Reaper bears more than a passing resemblance to the one from Discworld.
28	* From V5 endgame: Amaranta Montalvo is the last surviving student. When terrorists Sonia Nguyen and Cecily Lacoste come to pick her up, Cecily insults Mara. How does Mara respond? By planting a big kiss on Cecily's face.
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30	[[AC:V6]]
31	* In a very BlackHumor sort of way, Astrid Tate attempting to shoot Penelope Fitzgerald after the latter gives her a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech for planning to kill. Penelope demands that Astrid kill her if she's so determined to play, and Astrid ''attempts'' to do so, complete with a one-liner about how WeUsedToBeFriends... only for the both of them to discover that the gun is fake when Astrid pulls the trigger. Penelope is understandably not pleased.
32	* The death of Jerry Fury, who initiates a confrontation with one of his allies and then [[BlackComedy unceremoniously gets run over by another student driving a salvaged Jeep]].
33	* Noah Whitley's entire story both before the game and during the game could be said to be one of these, with a constant drip feed of good humor even during more serious moments. Even his death manages to get one last good joke in, with his drag queen persona mentioning being "out of a job". The aftermath of his story, however, [[TearJerker is definitely not one of these]].
34	* The [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters pregame]] thread [[http://sotfmini.com/SurvivalOfTheFittest/viewtopic.php?f=502&t=5666 My Friends Are Assholes]], just on premise alone. It starts with Darius Van Dyke gathering a group of students to find out who stole his Nintendo 3DS at a party. Said group includes [[SadClown Fiyori Senay]], [[DeadpanSnarker Jeremy Frasier]], [[TheGadfly Bradley Floyd]], and [[AttentionWhore Caedyn Miller]]. With Darius' [[SmallNameBigEgo own mentality]], this goes about as well as you'd expect. The entire thing is so absurd and humorous. In case you're wondering, Fiyori took it. It's even referenced later [[http://sotfmini.com/SurvivalOfTheFittest/viewtopic.php?f=218&t=2832 when she finds Darius' corpse]].
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36	[[AC:V7]]
37	* Early in the game, Ronald Kiser and Christina Rennes collide and have a brief yelling match.
38	-->'''Ron''': Who the fuck are you!?
39	-->'''Christina''': Who the fuck are ''you?''
40	-->'''Ron''': I'm Ron, fuck you! ''flees''
41	* Marcus Volker and Arjen Kramer's early interactions. Marco takes exception to Arjen freaking out and begins ordering him around as punishment. The pack mule-esque treatment is hilarious, especially with Arjen just kind of going along with it.
42	** The pair emerge into their next thread as Marco loudly sings the ''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouseClubhouse'' theme song. Marco offers Arjen Cheetos, which he refuses but then has the following internal dialogue:
43	---> Arjen hoped Marco would get a horrible thirst from eating all these cheetos. I hoped they were spoiled and that he would get diarrhea.
44	---> There was self-hatred for denying the offer to eat these cheetos which were now gone forever. Sometimes you have to swallow your pride to swallow your cheetos.
45	* The antics of Ivy Langley and Ace Ortega after getting drugged up on [=LSD=] by Lori Martin are a wonder to behold.
46	-->'''Ivy''': ''Holds hands with Lori'' Fingers. You have them. See? You're safe.
47	** Then Lori's subsequent attempts to divert Declyn Grayson-Anthis' suspicion by pretending she's high too.
48	-->'''Lori''': Yes, that explains why I can feel my skin breathing! The air is made of caterpillars! Time is a crystal palace!
49	-->'''Lori''': Lobsters are just the mermaid versions of scorpions! I'M GOING FOR A WALK! ''dives out of a window''
50	* Lori's back at it again not too long afterwards, putting on a costume of the school mascot (Hunter the Horned Owl) and miming her way through an encounter with Michael Froese and Morgan Dragosavich. She takes the opportunity to mouth off at them while she's muffled by the costume, hit Morgan in the face with an energy bar, and then, when caught trying to repeat the [=LSD=] trick...
51	-->'''Lori''': I don't know French! ''stumbles over a dead body, does a cheerleading kickover to avoid tripping, runs away''
52	* A meta moment and near ''ten year'' BrickJoke: Desiree Beck's killer was not initially known due to the shot coming from an unseen assailant. Who did wiki editors assign the kill to? [[MemeticBadass Bobby Jacks from V3.]]
53	* The resurrection of the Clout Gang, the bow tied off by Katelynne Kirkpatrick's ever-present obliviousness.
54	-->'''Lucas''': If Clout Gang was so good, then why isn't there a Clout Gang 2?
55	-->'''Princess''': I like that word. Clout. [Aside] What do you think of him? Lucas?
56	-->'''Katelynne''': Idunno, but what's the 'cloud gang'?
57	* After an utterly brutal fight with Marco Volker, including getting maimed with a chainsaw, Wyatt Carter is discovered by his ally Tirzah Foss, barely clinging to life. When she asks what happened?
58	-->'''Wyatt''': I fell down the stairs.
59	* Garnet Barnes inadvertently [[UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}} deadnames]] Marco Hart while calling him out for murdering Kayla Harris. Marco gently corrects her, prompting the furious Garnet to yell the following:
60	-->'''Garnet''': [[Series/BrooklynNineNine Cool gender! Still murder!]]
61	* Pitch black humor, since it's a character's final dying lines, but in keeping with her irreverent and tongue in cheek character voice, Charelle Chernyshyova's deathpost, as she succumbs to smoke inhalation:
62	--> Charelle Chernyshyova was already completely out of it by the time the smoke did her in. Since she was, y'know, dead, she wasn't able to see the flames burn her body to a smoldering crisp, nor was she around to witness the roof collapsing, covering her remains in rubble. If she had been, through science or meme magic, able to witness her own death and its aftermath with perfect clarity, she probably would have said
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64	--> '''[[red:F]]'''
65	* Apropos of little, Willow O'Neal decides to ask Roxanne Borowski about her name, roping Sierra Cook in on it.
66	-->'''Willow''': Real question: were you named after the song about a hooker in Amsterdam? I have to ask.
67	-->'''Roxanne''': No, not like The Police song. What about you, Willow? Are you named after the fantasy movie?
68	-->'''Willow''': Nah, my mom like had this fling in college with baby daddy and it was under a willow tree so I guess that's how she got her inspiration.
69	-->'''Sierra''': Your parents porked under a tree and that's how you got your name? At least you got a tree that has a pretty name. Could you imagine if they fucked under a different tree? ''Silky Dogwood'' O'Neal.
70	-->'''Willow''': You know, I was almost named Christmas so that would have been worse but-
71	* Shauna Cooke wakes up on the island in the most precarious place imaginable: strung upside-down in the nets outside the island's menagerie. The absolute clown fiesta that ensues as the others around her attempt to ineffectually get her down (until she falls and lands on Danny Chamnanma) is only topped by the subsequent flashback. While on the school trip, Shauna annoyed the incognito terrorist Josie Knight, making the entire thing a targeted act of petty revenge.
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73	[[AC:V8]]
74	* Early on in the first day, Dani Bird is wondering the research base, eventually going outside to head to the correctional facility. Unbeknownst to her, Micah Flanagan had decided to hold himself up in there, blocking the door from the inside. So when she tries to open the door, she finds it not budging [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe much to her frustration.]] After knocking on the door a few more times and still not getting a response, she drops this line:
75	-->'''Dani Bird:''' Helloooo! Hot girl in distress out here!
76	* A case of pitch black humor as it concerns his dying moment, but Steven "EXTREME Steve" Dodds, after being trapped in hole for his entire time on the island and is being stabbed to death by Jezzie Stark has a death fitting for the sort of dude-bro nature of the character.
77	--> But it was now, and he'd horked up something hot and metallic and his throat was clear, just for one last second. He didn't even have the energy left to scream, just enough to moan. Not really a consciously-chosen word. Just a sound, dredged up from somewhere in the deep cavernous recesses of his mind, where all the lights were flickering out. Just a weak, feeble little protest, against this fucked-up game and this fucked-up girl and this fucked-up ending.
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79	-->''"...Bruh."''
80	* When in the cabin at the campgrounds, Karin Han, Wendy Kennedy and Dani Bird are discussing Josh James and the latter describes him in detail after she realizes Josh was probably the one who kidnapped her. Kaede Tsurumi, Dani's best friend who is also there, then proceeds to ask who Josh is and if he is even a part of their class. An exasperated Dani points out that she ''just'' described him and proceeds to question if Kaede really thinks the terrorists would really kidnap their whole class plus some random guy.
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Context Funny / SurvivalOfTheFittest