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3TheVerse of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' may be a CrapsackWorld filled with [[OurMonstersAreDifferent monsters]], [[OurDemonsAreDifferent demons]], [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angels]], and [[PhysicalGod other]] [[EldritchAbomination beings]] with zero compunctions about preying on innocent people and making life hell for the protagonists, but who says fun times can't be had?
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7[[foldercontrol]]
8[[folder:Season 1]]
9[[AC:1x01 - Pilot]]
10* When Dean is trying to convince Sam to return to go with him:
11--> '''Sam:''' When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.\
12'''Dean:''' What was he supposed to do?\
13'''Sam:''' I was ''nine years old!'' He was supposed to say "Don't be afraid of the dark!"\
14'''Dean:''' "Don't be afraid of the dark"? What, are you kidding me? Of ''course'' you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!
15* En route to the bridge where the MonsterOfTheWeek was last seen, Dean and Sam get into an argument over the music to be played in the Impala before Dean sets his iconic house rules:
16-->'''Dean''': Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
17* When Constance takes possession of the Impala, Sam asks Dean who's driving the car. Dean's response is to take his car keys out of his pocket and jingle them.
18* Dean screaming "WHAT A BITCH!" about "that Constance chick" after she possesses his car and tries to run over the brothers, in a tone that suggests that he's ''really'' hoping that her ghost heard it.
19* There's a specific moment where Sam refuses to join the family business on the grounds that it would do no good bringing their mother back and that there's no purpose in searching for their dad, leading to this moment later on:
20--> '''Sam:''' Dean, I'm sorry about what I said about mom and dad earlier--\
21'''Dean:''' ''[holds his hand up, cutting Sam off]'' No chick flick moments.\
22'''Sam:''' Alright then...jerk.\
23'''Dean:''' Bitch.
24* Dean gets identified as a fake US Marshal by a local cop.
25--> '''Cop:''' So, fake US Marshal, fake credit cards....you got anything that's real?\
26'''Dean:''' My boobs.
27** We then cut to Dean being slammed against the hood of a police car with a shit-eating grin on his face.
28** Dean asking if he's in "misdemeanor" kind of trouble or "[[Film/{{Deliverance}} squeal like a pig]]" kind of trouble.
29
30[[AC:1x02 - Wendigo]]
31* The brothers are at the local park ranger's office, trying to examine the coordinates found in the last episode. What they end up examining are quite different:
32--> '''Sam:''' ''[looking at a map in the office]'' Lost Creek, hasn't been touched in years. Plenty of gold and tin deposits around...\
33'''Dean:''' ''[looking at a picture hanging in the wall]'' Dude, check out the size of this friggin' bear!
34* "Who said I didn't bring provisions?" ''[whips out giant bag of peanut M&Ms]''
35
36[[AC:1x03 - Dead in the Water]]
37* Dean's attempts to pick up [[GirlOfTheWeek Andrea]] backfire on him:
38--> '''Dean:''' So...cute kid.\
39'''Andrea:''' Thanks.\
40'''Dean:''' Kids are the best, huh?\
41''[Sam snorts and Andrea looks at Dean in amusement, when they arrive at the motel]''\
42'''Andrea:''' ''[turning to Dean]'' There it is. Like I said, two blocks.\
43'''Sam:''' Thanks.\
44'''Andrea:''' It must be hard, with your sense of direction, ''[Dean smiles]'' Never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line. ''[walks away]'' Enjoy your stay!\
45''[Dean looks confused, but Sam just stares at her in delight, awed by the burn she just gave his big bro, before turning to Dean]''\
46'''Sam:''' "Kids are the best?" You don't even like kids!\
47'''Dean:''' I ''love'' kids!\
48'''Sam:''' Name '''three''' children that you even ''know''.\
49''[Dean stops to think for a moment, attempting to count on his fingers; Sam waits briefly before going into the motel room they rented]''\
50'''Dean:''' [''following Sam]'' I'm thinking!
51
52[[AC:1x04 - Phantom Traveler]]
53* We find out that Dean is afraid of flying. The dude hunts demons, ghosts, and monsters, but he's afraid to go up in a plane.
54** Later, [[spoiler:while the plane is falling out of the sky]], we see Dean in the corner, clutching the walls, screaming. The look on his face? [[https://24.media.tumblr.com/528de62032c07d44ff6b731550ada910/tumblr_mpji0dfXe41qbetb6o2_250.gif Hilarious]].
55
56[[AC:1x08 - Bugs]]
57* "Let me just say, we accept homeowners of any race, religion, background, or...[[MistakenForGay sexual orientation]]."
58** Twice in five minutes.
59*** Dean's reaction to the second time this is said priceless.
60---->'''Dean''': Well...I'm going to go talk to Larry. See ya, honey. ''[slaps Sam's ass]''
61
62[[AC:1x09 - Home]]
63* Missouri scolding Dean preemptively.
64-->'''Missouri''': Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table and I'm gonna whack you with a spoon!
65** Bonus points for Dean's {{Reaction Shot}}s; he sounds like such a huffy kid.
66
67[[AC:1x10 - Asylum]]
68* In what is otherwise a pretty dark (literally and figuratively) episode, Dean takes a moment to talk to a girl who thought it'd be fun to go see some ghosts in a haunted asylum.
69-->'''Dean''': I got a question for ya. You've seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?\
70'''Kat''': I guess so.\
71'''Dean''': ''[turning to face her]'' Do me a favor. Next time you see one? '''Pay attention.''' When someone says a place is haunted...''don't go in''!
72
73[[AC:1x11 - Scarecrow]]
74* While interrogating Scotty, the mean cafe owner, Dean switches tactics and tries flattery instead.
75-->'''Dean:''' Scotty, you got a smile that lights up a room. Anybody ever tell you that?\
76''(Scotty glowers at him)''
77* Dean's utterly unimpressed reaction to the creepy-ass titular villain, while the unsettling music plays:
78-->'''Dean''': Dude, you fugly.
79** While looking the scarecrow over, Dean notices an inked patch of skin on its arm...and promptly realizes said skin was taken from its last victim. He then glances up at the scarecrow's face, only to dryly remark:
80--->'''Dean''': ...Nice tat.
81* Dean, after Sam tells him he stole a car to get to him:
82-->'''Dean''': HAHAHA, THAT'S MY BOY!!
83* At the end of the episode, after Sam makes a sincere speech about him and Dean having to stick together, Dean, as always, has this to say:
84-->'''Dean:''' ... Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.
85
86[[AC:1x12 - Faith]]
87* It's a bit of BlackComedy, considering the situation at hand, but when Sam keeps insisting that they still have other options aside from simply letting his big brother die, the ever snarky Dean has this to say:
88-->'''Dean:''' What options? Get a burial or a cremation?
89** Quickly turns to tearjerker territory when you realize that humor has always been one of [[SadClown Dean's coping mechanisms]], and he's simply trying to make light of the situation because he's too scared to think of what comes after.
90
91[[AC:1x14 - Nightmare]]
92* One particular moment ([[spoiler:it's a blooper]]):
93-->''Dean:'' ''[[spoiler:[he and Sam are in sleeve-less priest outfits]]]'' Hi, I'm Gene and this is Ace. We're new Chippendale's dancers, we moved in next door. Can we come in?
94
95[[AC:1x15 - The Benders]]
96* While Dean is posing as an officer, the lady-cop who's helping him calls him out on it by telling him the badge he showed her was reported stolen. She then shows him a picture of the real "Officer Washington", who's a fat black guy. And Dean ''still'' tries to play it off.
97-->'''Dean''': I lost some weight. And I got that Music/MichaelJackson skin disease...
98* Dean gets another one in his tussle against [[spoiler:the psycho family]].
99-->'''Dean''': I'm gonna kick your ass first. ''[points]'' Then yours. ''[gets knocked out]''
100** Later, they're interrogating him for information.
101--->'''Dean''': Eat me. No, no, wait, wait, you actually might...
102
103[[AC:1x16 - Shadow]]
104* John shows up as the boys get back to their motel.
105-->'''John''': I showed up just in time to see the girl take the [[DestinationDefenestration swan dive]]. ''[{{beat}}]'' She ''was'' the bad guy, right?
106
107[[AC:1x17 - Hell House]]
108* Dean and Sam's prank war definitely counts.
109* The debut of the Ghostfacers.
110** The Ghostfacers laughing at Sam and Dean and calling them "amateurs, looking for ghosts and cheap thrills." Sam and Dean's reactions to the whole thing is hilarious, especially playing along for information.
111* This:
112-->'''Dean:''' I thought the legend said that Mordecai only went after chicks.\
113'''Sam:''' It does.\
114'''Dean:''' I mean, that explains why he went after you, but why me?
115
116[[AC:1x19 - Provenance]]
117* Dean has to break into a mausoleum to destroy a little girl's doll. He drives his car through the cemetery's gates, rams ''himself'' through the mausoleum's door, and tries to break the thick glass barrier the doll is in. Hitting it doesn't work, so he searches himself for a clubbing object. That doesn't work either. He heads back out to try to find something to get it, realizes the club in his hand is a ''gun'' (which was obvious the whole time), says "Come on, Dean!", and shoots the glass.
118* Dean tricking Sam into going back to the art exhibit so Sam can get together with [[GirlOfTheWeek Sarah]]. Cue Sam suddenly noticing the haunted painting that he and Dean already destroyed, magically back again, and epically fumbling to recover from freaking out about it.
119-->'''Sam''': [[BigOMG OH MY GOD!]]\
120'''Sarah''': ''[startled]'' What?\
121'''Sam''': The, that painting... ''[{{beat}}]'' ...looks so good!
122
123[[AC:1x21 - Salvation]]
124* Meg bitching and moaning over [[spoiler:her demon brother]] shooting her [[spoiler:with the fake Colt]].
125-->'''Meg''': You shot me! I can't believe you just shot me!! [...] I'm so not in the mood for this. I've ''just been shot''!
126** And her reaction to John's snarky comments:
127--->'''Meg''': That was funny, John. I'm going to strip the skin from your ''bones'', but that was funny.
128[[/folder]]
129
130[[folder:Season 2]]
131[[AC:2x01 - In My Time of Dying]]
132* Despite the serious DownerEnding that resulted, the [[SmugSnake insufferably smug]] [[EvilIsPetty Azazel]] gleefully needling [[TheStoic John]] in these ArchEnemies' only onscreen meeting was hilarious. Especially with [[FridgeBrilliance Fridge Funny]] as of Season 4 indirectly confirming that John [[spoiler:had to kiss Azazel to seal his DealWithTheDevil]], and there's no way in Hell [[EvilGloating Azazel]] let him off any easier with it than Crowley later did with Bobby.
133-->'''John:''' How stupid do you think I am?\
134'''Azazel:''' You really want an honest answer to that?\
135'''John:''' ''[later]'' Before I give you the gun, I'm going to want to make sure that Dean's okay. ''With'' my own eyes.\
136'''Azazel:''' Why, John, I'm offended. Don't you trust me? ''[smiles innocently]''
137
138[[AC:2x02 - Everybody Loves a Clown]]
139* Dean's reply after Sam again says he's worried if Dean's okay:
140-->'''Dean''': Dude, I'm okay! I'm okay! I swear, the next person who asks me if I'm okay, I'm gonna start throwing punches.
141* The [[CoolCar Impala]] is under repair and Dean has to rent a car...which ends up being a squeaking, "soccer mom"-type minivan.
142* Dean, while asking around at the circus, manages to unintentionally offend both a blind man and a short person in under ten seconds. Sam's incredulous laugh says it all.
143** A few moments later, we see Dean and Sam fighting over the one good chair in the circus manager's office. Sam gets the short straw and has to sit in the kiddy chair.
144
145[[AC:2x04 - Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things]]
146* Dean's line right before he and Sam break into a guy's house to find the zombie he's stashed there:
147-->'''Dean''': Neil? [[ThereAreNoTherapists It's your grief counselors.]] [[IntimateHealing We've come to hug!]]
148* Dean, not 30 seconds later: "It takes two to...you know...have hardcore sex..."
149
150[[AC:2x05 - Simon Said]]
151* In a deviation from the show's usual soundtrack of real-world classic rock, while staking out a suspected killer, Dean and Sam are listening to the ''[[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap This is Spın̈al Tap]]'' soundtrack.
152
153[[AC:2x07 - The Usual Suspects]]
154* Regarding the character played by guest star [[Film/TheExorcist Linda Blair]]:
155-->'''Dean:''' Did she look familiar to you?\
156'''Sam:''' No, why?\
157'''Dean:''' I don't know. Anyway, [[BigEater are you hungry?]]\
158'''Sam:''' No.\
159'''Dean:''' For some reason, I could really go for some pea soup.
160
161[[AC:2x08 - Crossroad Blues]]
162* Dean thinking Website/MySpace is a porn site.
163* Sam and Dean talking about Dean's now federal-level "wanted" status.
164-->'''Sam''': Dean, it's not funny. Makes the job harder, we've got to be more careful now.\
165'''Dean''': What have they got on you?\
166'''Sam''': ''[mumbling]'' I'm sure they just haven't posted it yet...\
167'''Dean''': What, no accessory, nothing?\
168'''Sam''': Shut up.\
169'''Dean''': ''[laughs]'' You're jealous.\
170'''Sam''': No, I'm not!\
171'''Dean''': Uh-huh. All right. What do you got on the case there, you innocent, harmless young man, you?
172* Dean [[spoiler:pretends to]] talk with a Crossroads Demon about making a deal to bring John back. He seems sold...
173-->'''Crossroads Demon''': Look. Your dad's supposed to be alive. You're supposed to be dead. So we'll just set things straight, put things back in their natural order. And you get ten extra years on top. That's a bonus.\
174'''Dean''': You think you could... ''[turns to face her]'' ...throw in a set of steak knives?
175
176[[AC:2x09 - Croatoan]]
177* GallowsHumor at its finest, but the laugh's definitely needed as "Croatoan" is a pretty dark episode; the son of a woman infected by the Croatoan virus and killed asks where his mother is. Dean, the one who killed her, turns to Sam and mutters "Awkward..."
178* Dean saying "Shut your piehole!"
179
180[[AC:2x11 - Playthings]]
181* Ladies and gentlemen, the rare and hilarious Drunk!Sam.
182-->'''Sam:''' ''[petulantly]'' You're bossy.\
183'''Dean:''' What?\
184'''Sam''': ''[throws his hands out]'' You're bossy! ''[laughs]'' And short.\
185'''Dean:''' Are you drunk?\
186'''Sam:''' Yeah. ''[{{beat}}]'' So? ''[{{beat}}]'' Stupid.
187* This gem from Dean:
188-->'''Dean''': I never get to work jobs like this! Old-school haunted houses, fog, secret passageways, sissy British accents... Might even run into [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Fred and Daphne]]... [[PerverseSexualLust Mmmmmm, Daphne, love her.]]
189** Extra funny with the news that Season 13 will feature a ''Scooby-Doo'' crossover. [[BrickJoke Dean may get the chance to meet Fred and Daphne after all!]]
190* Dean [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] the astounding amount of {{Angst}} in the show.
191
192[[AC:2x13 - Houses of the Holy]]
193* This conversation between Sam and Dean about angels:
194-->'''Sam:''' Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.\
195'''Dean:''' You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!\
196'''Sam:''' ''[looking heartbroken]'' Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
197** While the point of that exchange is the [[CaptainObvious unicorn bit]], the mention of angels becomes HilariousInHindsight as of Season 4.
198*** And then Season 7 has a unicorn that does, in fact, shoot rainbows out of its ass.
199* When they discover the angel's "sign" was just an angel decoration, Dean concludes that the moral of the story is "Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's or you might get filleted by a hooker from God." Cue a very unamused response from Sam.
200-->'''Sam:''' I'm laughing on the inside.
201* Sam and Dean get some ingredients for a seance...at the last minute.
202-->'''Dean:''' ''[at the place mat]'' We'll place it [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Spongebob]]-side down.
203
204[[AC:2x14 - Born Under a Bad Sign]]
205* [[spoiler:Meg!]]Sam sing-songing "''[[BlackComedy My daddy shot your daddy in the head~]]''."
206** There's also something hilarious about the way he describes [[spoiler:what {{Hell}} is like]], then says "Your dad was there, too. He says HOWDY!"
207* After Sam's [[spoiler:exorcised]] (and keep in mind, [[spoiler:Meg!Sam had just spent a few minutes punching Dean in the face while spewing a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech]]):
208-->'''Sam:''' ...did I miss anything?\
209'''Dean:''' ''[punches Sam in the side of the head]''
210* Dean making the one observation at the end that gets the two chuckling after reflecting on the episode:
211-->'''Dean''': [[spoiler:Dude, you like full-on had a girl inside you for like a whole week. That's...that's pretty naughty.]]
212** Fridge Hilarity sets in when you hear this episode referred to as [[spoiler:the time Meg took her dad's car out for a joyride]].
213
214[[AC:2x15 - Tall Tales]]
215* When the brothers are filling Bobby in, seeing them through the other's eyes. Sam. Is. Priceless.
216** Particularly his reaction to the brave little soldier who is [[TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth too precious for this world]].
217* Sam's face, when he's lecturing Dean at the bar.
218** "It's a very serious investigation, what do you think you're doing?!" -Sam in the bar, when Dean recounts the story
219* Later, Dean's reaction to some guy's fairly... [[AnalProbing traumatic]] alien abduction story:
220-->'''Dean''': So some alien made you his bitch?
221** The victim then goes on to tell them the alien made him do something worse. When Dean asks what's worse, the show cuts to a shot of the tiny Roswell alien forcing the victim to slow-dance to "Lady In Red."
222*** Even better is the non-verbal [[FlatWhat reactions]] from our two leads. Especially Dean's.
223* The whole episode becomes funnier [[spoiler:when it's later revealed that the Trickster is actually the archangel Gabriel in disguise just messing with people. Especially when he trolled the Winchesters full knowing they're the vessels of his brothers Michael and Lucifer.]]
224
225[[AC:2x17 - Heart]]
226* Sam watching {{Soap opera}}s. Especially after [[ThisIsGonnaSuck the face he pulled]] when she put it on.
227-->'''Sam:''' Wait, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him?\
228'''Madison:''' Yup. And now she's set to inherit all the casinos that were supposed to go to Ethan.\
229'''Sam:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll What a bitch!]]
230* Sam and Madison are hanging out at her place in awkward silence while Dean hunts her ex, who they believe is the werewolf. Madison offers Sam the couch, but he says he's comfortable at the table. Madison empties her laundry basket onto the table in front of Sam and starts folding, starting with a tiny pair of underwear. Sam suddenly decides the couch sounds nice.
231
232[[AC:2x18 - Hollywood Babylon]]
233* All of the lampshading:
234-->'''Actress''': I don't get it. Why would ghosts be afraid of salt?\
235'''Director''': Yeah, I'm not sure about salt either. What else wards off ghosts, guys? Are we sticking with condiments?\
236'''Writer''': How about shotguns?\
237'''Director''': ...That makes even less sense than salt.
238* When the boys are mistaken for [=PAs=]:
239-->'''Dean''': Whats a PA?\
240'''Sam''': I think its kind of like a slave.
241
242[[AC:2x19 - Folsom Prison Blues]]
243* Dean's quick assent to jailhouse financier and cardsharp.
244-->'''Sam''': Does it bother you at all how easily you seem to fit in here?\
245'''Dean''': No, not really.
246* This exchange:
247-->'''Hendrikson''': You think you're funny.\
248'''Dean''': I think I'm adorible.
249
250[[AC:2x20 - What Is and What Should Never Be]]
251* Dean being ecstatic about mowing a lawn, then being terrible at it. Not to mention the fact that the grass [[http://31.media.tumblr.com/ce900c276fd469cd9fe7ee7246f70c5e/tumblr_mnl8dvKg4T1rmhbomo1_500.jpg clearly doesn't need to be cut at all]].
252** Until you realize he really hasn't ever mown a lawn and is [[TearJerker soaking in the normalness of it all]]. Why do the CMOF have to double as [[TearJerker Tear Jerkers]] so often?
253* Dean and Fake!Sam in the car
254-->'''Dean''': ''[Throws Sam's phone out the car window]''
255
256[[AC:2x21 - All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 1]]
257* Andy Gallagher, the funniest of the other Special Children, makes a return. He mentioned that he got back at a jerk by beaming visions of gay porn into the guy's head.
258
259[[AC:2x22 - All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 2]]
260* Azazel coerces Jake into helping him fulfill his EvilPlan by unlocking the devil's gate. What unlocks it? The Colt. How does Azazel describe it to Jake, who is already pissed off and looking to kill him?
261-->'''Azazel:''' Oh, this isn't just any gun, Jake. This is the only gun in the whole universe that can shoot me dead. ''[[[{{Foreshadowing}} points Colt to his head]]]''\
262'''Jake:''' Is that so?\
263'''Azazel:''' Yep. Here, take it. ''[gives Colt to Jake]''\
264'''''[Jake''' points it at '''Azazel]'''''\
265'''Azazel:''' ''[smirking with his hands up in mock surrender]'' Oh, my. I'm shocked at this ''unforeseen'' turn of events...
266[[/folder]]
267
268[[folder:Season 3]]
269[[AC:3x01 - The Magnificent Seven]]
270* Dean's "Hello, bleeding here!" line.
271* Dean guilt-tripping Sam into letting him do all sorts of stuff. Like whatever caused Sam's weirded-out face when he opens Dean's motel room.
272* Dean's [[Film/{{Se7en}} "What's in the box?!?!?"]] ShoutOut falls hilariously flat with the other hunters.
273** Sort of a [[FridgeBrilliance Fridge Funny]], but...Creator/EricKripke once said that Dean would be attracted to the type of woman who walked in, killed everybody, and walked out, with Dean asking "Who is that?" ''Ruby'' debuts this way ''exactly'' and Dean even asks, "Who was that mysterious masked chick?" Funny because [[HeadbuttingHeroes Dean and Ruby]]...[[{{Understatement}} do not develop a very friendly relationship]]. (Though it's possible that Dean ''did'' have a one-sided attraction to her, at least, which would put an interesting spin on his [[SlapSlapKiss reaction]] to her and her relationship with his brother.)
274
275[[AC:3x02 - The Kids Are Alright]]
276* Dean talking to Ben at the birthday party, and obviously doing the math. The pure OhCrap look on his face alone, not to mention Ben being an exaggerated mini-Dean.
277* The two ladies [[GossipyHens gossiping]] about Dean at Lisa's party while [[EatingTheEyeCandy eyeing him up]]
278-->'''Annette:''' Did you hear Lisa call him 'Dean'?\
279'''Realtor:''' Yeah. Why?\
280'''Annette:''' You don't know about Dean? [[SexGod The Dean. Best-night-of-my-life Dean]]?\
281'''Realtor:''' No! Tell me.\
282'''Annette:''' Oh, my god, so, they had this [[NoodleIncident crazy, semi-illegal ]]–\
283'''Dean''': ''[suddenly shows up looking uncomfortable]'' Hi!
284
285[[AC:3x03 - Bad Day at Black Rock]]
286* While the boys are looking at their kid stuff that their dad kept, Sam picks up his soccer trophy. Dean's reaction is "Yeah, closest you ever came to being a boy." Then he picks up a gun. Which he made himself. In sixth grade.
287* Dean's response to Bela cutting him off mid-"You're no killer" speech (which had worked earlier on one of the other thieves) by shooting Sam in the shoulder.
288-->'''Dean:''' What the hell is wrong with you?! You don't just go around shooting people like that!
289* Sam's pouty "I lost my shoe." Aww...and HEE!
290** Creator/JaredPadalecki has said that this is his favorite Sam line.
291* Aw, hell. Everyone knows that it's not healthy to laugh at others' misfortunes, but anything that happens to Sam after the rabbit's foot is lost is freakin' hilarious.
292** Sam is sitting in a chair in the middle of the motel room, bored out of his skull, when the air conditioner starts to rattle and then smoke. He watches in horror and disbelief.
293---> '''Sam''': Aw, come ''on''... I didn't... I wasn't....
294*** The air-conditioner promptly sets fire to itself. Sam puts it out with a sheet. The fire starts up again. He puts it out again. And again. And his sleeve somehow catches fire. He flails around, tangles himself up with the sheet and knocks himself out.
295** Sam crashes to the ground trying to catch a stereo, taking a floor lamp with him. Dean's look of longsuffering is priceless.
296---> '''Dean:''' Sam? Are you alright?\
297'''Sam:''' ''[from the floor]'' ...Yeah, I'm good...
298** Especially because he somehow manages to look like he's five years old at that moment, and it's freaking ''adorable''.
299--->'''Dean''': I'm Franchise/{{Batman}}!\
300'''Sam''': Yeah, [[SarcasmMode you're Batman.]]
301*** Now even more [[HilariousInHindsight hilarious]] since Jensen Ackles is voicing Batman in the animated film, WesternAnimation/BatmanTheLongHalloween
302** Sam slipping on a floor, one of his first signs of bad luck. Dean's reaction: "Dude, ''you suck''!"
303* Kubrick mistakes Sam's rabbit foot-induced bad luck for God Himself guiding him in his quest to stop the Winchesters. Even [[KnightTemplar Gordon]], who's usually cool in his hunting and killing to the point of being creepy, is completely weirded out by this.
304
305[[AC:3x04 - Sin City]]
306* Sam awkwardly backing away and stuttering at the two men he just held at gunpoint and soaked in holy water, only for them to not be demons.
307* Dean not remembering how to do the exorcism.
308* "Do you think I'll give you a co-worker's address so you can go and get your freaky, peeping-tom rocks off..." ''[sees money]'' "Corner of Piermont and Clinton."
309
310[[AC:3x05 - Bedtime Stories]]
311* This exchange:
312-->'''Sam:''' Remember ''Cinderella''? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that turn into footmen?\
313''[long, ominous pause]''\
314'''Dean:''' Dude, could you be more gay? ... Don't answer that.
315* Sam's sketch of the "suspect" when he and Dean interview a victim. [[spoiler:It isn't good.]]
316** Under the law of SiblingYinYang, Dean must be a talented artist.
317
318[[AC:3x06 - Red Sky at Morning]]
319* Dean [[BerserkButton yelling and hyperventilating when the Impala gets stolen]].
320** Then when Bela reveals she had the car towed, as she's walking away:
321--->'''Dean''': Can I shoot her?\
322'''Sam''': ...Not in public.
323* ''Everything'' after Dean puts on his tuxedo.
324* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsCwrxJ2_Y Dean's response to Bela's proposal that they should have angry sex]].
325* Let's not forget Sam's "[[DirtyOldWoman date]]."
326* This exchange:
327-->'''Sam''': [[WhatTheHellHero How do you sleep at night]]?\
328'''Bela''': On silk sheets, [[SleepsInTheNude rolling naked]] in [[MoneyFetish money]].\
329'''Dean''': ''[[[AllMenArePerverts looks intrigued]]]''
330
331[[AC:3x07 - Fresh Blood]]
332* Sam's expression after the blond vampire described a 30-year-old guy as "old."
333
334[[AC:3x08 - A Very Supernatural Christmas]]
335* The AMAZING moment when the brothers are caught unprepared by the creepy MallSanta they suspected of being a monster. The two, usually so adept at coming up with excuses and deceit, have no idea what to do when the old man asks them what the hell they're doing in his home...until Dean starts awkwardly (and BADLY) caroling, soon joined by Sam as they scoot towards the door.
336* Before they go to take down the [[spoiler:pagan gods that are this week's monsters]], Dean is sharpening a stake, with a trash can sitting in front of him to catch the shavings. There's shavings literally all over the carpet around him, everywhere ''except'' the trash can.
337* The entirety of the scene with the [[spoiler:assimilated pagan gods prepping a tied-up Dean and Sam for sacrifice]] is pretty damn [[BlackComedy hilarious]].
338--> '''Sam''': So I guess we're dealing with [[spoiler:Mr. and Mrs. God]]. ''[{{beat}}]'' Nice to know.
339** And then:
340---> '''Dean''': Aahh! [[CatchPhrase You bitch!]]\
341'''[[AffablyEvil Madge]]''': Oh my goodness me! Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar! Oh, do you know what I say when I feel like swearing? "[[GoshDangItToHeck Fudge]]."\
342'''Dean''': ...[[SarcasmMode I'll try and remember that.]]
343*** A few minutes later:
344----> '''Dean''': You [[{{gosh dang it to heck}} fudging]] touch me again and I'll fudging kill you!\
345'''Madge''': Very good!
346*** And a little bit later, when [[spoiler:the gods are about to yank one of Dean's teeth out with pliers]]:
347---->''[The doorbell rings]''\
348'''Dean''': ''[with a pair of pliers in his mouth]'' Somebody gonna get that? You should get that.
349
350[[AC:3x09 - Malleus Maleficarum]]
351* Dean and Ruby's exchange:
352-->'''Ruby:''' It's called witchcraft, shortbus.\
353'''Dean:''' ''[clearly struggling for a good comeback]'' [[NoYou You're the shortbus... shortbus.]]
354* Ruby tells her old demon mistress that she wants to serve her. That she wants her. Dean's [[GirlOnGirlIsHot reaction is brilliant]].
355* When Dean calls in [[spoiler:Amanda's]] death:
356-->'''Dean''': My name? Yeah, sure, my name is-- ''[[[StealthHiBye hangs up]]]''
357* A Nice BaitAndSwitch moment when they burst in on the [[spoiler: Book Club]] witches performing a spell, only to find out that their just getting one of them a lower mortgage.
358
359[[AC:3x10 - Dream a Little Dream of Me]]
360* Dean tweaking out on too much caffeine and too little sleep.
361-->'''Dean''': Thanks for the news flash, Edison!
362* Sam wakes up from his EroticDream of [[spoiler:having sex with Bela]] and wakes up with drool on his hand.
363
364[[AC:3x11 - Mystery Spot]]
365* The episode starts being funny after Dean's second death, right up until the MoodWhiplash. Failing that, there's always "You're bossy...[[ShoutOut and short]]."
366* The funniest death was Dean's third death when the big, wooden desk falls on him and his feet stick out in a manner reminiscent of the [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the East]].
367* Dean's death at the paws of a dog:
368-->''[Dog barks. Dean looks over]''\
369'''Dean''': Hey, buddy, somebody need a friend? ''[walks over toward the dog]''\
370'''Dog''': ''[growls]''\
371'''Dean''': Argggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
372** Which gets a lot less funny [[{{Foreshadowing}} after the]] [[{{Hellhound}} Season 3]] [[DraggedOffToHell finale]].
373* Even better is one of the mentioned off-screen deaths.
374-->'''Sam''': Hey, Doris? What I'd really like is for you to log some more hours at the archery range. You're a ''terrible'' shot.\
375'''Doris''': How'd you know that?\
376'''Sam''': Lucky guess.
377* This particular exchange between Sam and Dean:
378-->'''Dean''': ''[on getting hit by a car]'' Did it look cool, like in the movies?\
379'''Sam''': [{{Beat}}] You peed yourself.\
380'''Dean''': [{{Beat}}, then defensively] Of course I peed myself! Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!
381* Sam, in a fit of desperation/obsession, takes a [[AxCrazy fire ax]] to the titular Mystery Spot, while the owner is duct-taped to a chair and a slightly disturbed Dean trying to keep him calm. This much is funny enough. But when Dean has had enough and tries to wrest the ax away from Sam, all you get is the offscreen exchange, and when the inevitable happens, the captive owner suddenly [[GoryDiscretionShot covered in blood and screaming]].
382* The Trickster's utter exasperation with Sam near the end, made even funnier if you watch "Mystery Spot" after you've seen "Changing Channels."
383-->'''Trickster''': It's like talking to a brick wall.
384* One scene where Sam tries to explain the GroundhogDayLoop to Dean has the two say every complex insult Dean could think of in unison:
385-->'''Dean & Sam''': Right, [[ArbitrarySkepticism you're a mind reader]].\
386'''Dean & Sam''': Cut it out, Sam!\
387'''Dean & Sam''': Sam!\
388'''Dean & Sam''': [[HypocriticalHumor You think you're being funny, but you're being really, really childish!]]\
389'''Dean & Sam''': Sam Winchester wears makeup!\
390'''Dean & Sam''': Sam Winchester [[CryingAfterSex cries his way through sex]]!\
391'''Dean & Sam''': Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up... Okay, ''enough!''
392* "Do these tacos taste funny to you?" "''[[NoodleIncident HEAT OF THE MOMENT!]]''"
393
394[[AC:3x12 - Jus In Bello]]
395* Nancy the virgin's line:
396-->'''Nancy''': When this is over, I'm gonna have so much sex. ''[looks at man next to her]'' But not with you.
397** [[spoiler:Not so funny when, at the end, there is no "when this is over."]]
398* After [[spoiler:Possessed!Agent Henriksen]] comes to talk to the brothers in their cell, and demon hijinks ensue:
399-->'''Henriksen:''' I, uh...I shot the sheriff.\
400'''Dean:''' ''[awkward grin]'' But you didn't shoot the deputy!
401** He just can. not. help himself. Sam's DeathGlare really sells it.
402
403[[AC:3x13 - Ghostfacers]]
404* This exchange:
405-->'''Dean:''' Hey, Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.\
406'''Ed:''' (''extremely long pause'') [[TooDumbToLive Inside your duffel bag?]]\
407'''Dean:''' ''In the salt, you idiot!''
408* "Ed...[[ItMakesSenseInContext you have to go be gay for that poor dead intern]]."
409* Some fans know this episode as 'Sam and Dean and the one episode where they were allowed to swear'
410
411[[AC:3x14 - Long-Distance Call]]
412* Dean gets a phone call from John [[spoiler:who is dead by this point in the story]]. He discusses it with Sam:
413-->'''Dean:''' Okay, so what if-what if it really is Dad? What happens if he calls back?\
414'''Sam:''' What do you mean?\
415'''Dean:''' What do I say?\
416'''Sam:''' ..."Hello"?\
417'''Dean:''' ''[incredulous]'' "Hello"?\
418''[Sam shrugs, looking uncomfortable]''
419* At the end of the episode, Dean admits that he was desperate for John to save him, but concludes that he can't expect anybody but himself to do it. Sam adds "And me."
420-->'''Dean:''' "And me"?\
421'''Sam:''' What?\
422'''Dean:''' Deep revelation, having a real moment here, that's what you come back with? "And me"?\
423'''Sam:''' Do you want a poem?\
424'''Dean:''' Moment's gone.
425
426[[AC:3x15 - Time is On My Side]]
427* This:
428-->'''Sam:''' Remember that thing in the paper yesterday?\
429'''Dean:''' "Stripper suffocates dude with thighs"?
430* Dean trying to eat a burger while Sam explains the case:
431-->'''Sam:''' Right, so doctors, they had to do whatever they could to keep infections from spreading. One way was maggots.\
432'''Dean:''' Dude, I'm eating.\
433'''Sam:''' It actually kind of worked because maggots, they eat bad tissue, and they leave good tissue. And get this. When they found our guy, his body cavity was stuffed full of maggots.\
434'''Dean:''' Dude, I'm eating!
435* Discussing Doc Benton's immortality formula:
436-->'''Dean:''' What, the live-forever formula?\
437'''Sam:''' Yeah.\
438'''Dean:''' Great, let me guess. I got to drink blood out of a baby's skull?
439* Debating whether or not to use the formula:
440-->'''Sam:''' I mean, we're talking {{Hell}} in three weeks. Or needing a new pancreas in like half a century.\
441'''Dean:''' Yeah, well, you can't exactly get those at a Kwik-E-Mart.
442
443[[AC:3x16 - No Rest for the Wicked]]
444* This exchange:
445-->'''Dean:''' We've got the knife.\
446'''Bobby:''' And you intend to use it without me. Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?
447* After a great and moving speech by Dean:
448-->'''Dean:''' What do you think?\
449'''Sam:''' I think you totally should have been jamming "Eye of the Tiger" right there.\
450'''Dean:''' Oh, bite me. I totally rehearsed that speech, too.
451* After Dean realizes he can [[spoiler:see a demon's real face]] and Bobby explains why:
452-->'''Bobby:''' Well, you got just over five hours to go. You're piercing the veil, Dean, glimpsing the "B" side.\
453'''Dean:''' Little less [[BuffySpeak New Agey]], please.\
454'''Bobby:''' You're almost Hell's bitch, so you can see Hell's other bitches.\
455'''Dean:''' Thank you.
456* While it's very [[TearJerker sad]] and SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}}, it's also a little funny to see Dean and Sam singing Music/BonJovi's "Dead or Alive," especially Sam as it's just so OOC for him.
457[[/folder]]
458
459[[folder:Season 4]]
460[[AC:4x01 - Lazarus Rising]]
461* After Dean goes so far as to cut his arm with a silver knife to prove he's the real thing, Bobby still has to throw holy water in his face to make absolutely sure. ''After'' hugging him and saying it was good to see him.
462* Dean discovering the modifications Sam made to the Impala and [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple the two arguing like a pair of divorced parents]] about what their child should and should not be allowed to do.
463* Dean and Pamela are flirting.
464-->'''Dean''': Dude, I am so in.\
465'''Sam''': Yeah, she's gonna eat you alive.\
466'''Dean''': Hey, I just got out of jail. ''Bring it.''\
467'''Pamela''': ''[passing by again, to Sam with a wink]'' You're invited too, grumpy.\
468'''Dean''': You are NOT invited.
469
470[[AC:4x03 - In the Beginning]]
471* This gem:
472-->'''Dean''': Sammy, wherever you are... [[spoiler:Mom]] is a babe. I'm going to Hell. Again.
473
474[[AC:4x05 - Monster Movie]]
475* The introductory sequence is done as a black-and-white horror movie, complete with an ominous, Gothic sign reading, less than threateningly, "WELCOME TO PENNSYLVANIA."
476* The ''entire'' episode is a perfect parody of the old Creator/{{Universal}} monster movies, from the way it's shot to the music to the kissing scene to the monster himself (he's such a wonderful LargeHam).
477* The moment where Dean decides that the process of being returned from {{Hell}} has re-virgin-ized him.
478-->'''Dean''': Look at me, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right? No bullet wounds, no knife cuts, none of the off-angle fingers from all the breaks. I mean, my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact.\
479'''Sam''': What?\
480'''Dean''': I have been re-hymenated.
481* Dracula billowing away down a dark alley, springing over a high wrought-iron fence in one leap, and...motoring away on a Vespa.
482* The lederhosen Dean wakes up wearing. Even Sam laughs at him!
483* The moment right after Sam rescues Dean when he tries to kick down what appears to be a thick, heavy door with iron hinges. Like everything else in the monster's home, though, it's really just a cheap prop. Sam gets his boot stuck in the panel he kicked and has to hop forward awkwardly on one foot as the door then slowly collapses away from him.
484** They decide to just open the next door they come to.
485* [[OohMeAccentsSlipping "PUT ON THE GOWN!"]]
486* The bit with the pizza delivery guy:
487--> '''"Dracula":''' Is there ''garlic'' on this pizza?\
488'''Pizza Guy:''' I don't know. Did you order garlic?\
489'''"Dracula":''' ''[looking horrified]'' No!\
490'''Pizza Guy:''' ''[bored]'' Then no, there isn't any garlic on it.
491** Plus, Dracula has a coupon.
492* Sam sneaking up on their suspect in a dark theatre, with the organ music said suspect is playing going from "creepy" to...[[MoodWhiplash um, "not creepy"]].
493** Bonus points for Sam's eye roll when this happens.
494
495[[AC:4x06 - Yellow Fever]]
496* The ColdOpen has Dean running from what we're led to believe is a hellhound...only to find out that it's actually a cute little dog with a bow on its head. The scene ends with Dean running off screaming as the little dog follows him.
497* As Dean's paranoia grows while driving, Sam pulls out a ghost detecting device. It beeps wildly when he points it towards Dean--Dean's lightly panicked expression and tone is what sells the scene.
498-->'''Dean''': Am I haunted?\
499'''Dean''': ''Am I haunted?!''
500* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeWDm30JCDg Dean's incredibly girlish scream]] at [[CatScare a cat jumping out]].
501-->'''Dean''': That was scary!
502* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPd7xN8yVA8 Dean's breakdown rant is awesome]]. The writers were on the ball with that one, and Creator/JensenAckles' performance is freakin' hilarious!
503** Sam's expression of exasperated endurance through it all is also hilarious. Especially when Dean says "We are insane!" and Sam nods like "Can't argue with that one."
504* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uXzvDPqtUc Supernatural Presents: Jensen Ackles]].
505* Drunk!Dean is pretty priceless, too.
506--> '''Dean''': ''[to the deputy]'' Know what? ...You're awesome.
507
508[[AC:4x07 - It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester]]
509* Dean discovering that a vengeful trick-or-treater he brushed off earlier egged the Impala, followed by his angry cry of "ASTRONAUT!"
510
511[[AC:4x08 - Wishful Thinking]]
512* [[MoodDissonance The giant, depressed teddy bear]].
513** Teddy (hey, he signed his suicide note "T. Bear") in the throes of an existential crisis:
514--->'''Teddy''': It is a terrible world. Why am I here?!\
515'''Audrey''': For tea parties!
516*** It's her tone that makes it clear she's already explained this repeatedly.
517*** Speaking of Audrey's tone, there's her assessment of Teddy's condition:
518---->'''Audrey''': [H]e's sad (annoyed) ''all the time'', not ouch sad, but ouch-in-the-head sad, says weird stuff, and smells like the bus!
519** Dean's reaction to the bear. The guy can face down demons, vampires, shapeshifters and werewolves, HE'S EVEN BEEN TO HELL, but he is just not equipped to handle that.
520*** Hell, the brothers' 30 seconds beat when they discover the bear. Their faces make clear that they don't get paid enough for dealing with this level of weirdness.
521*** It only gets better when the brothers talk about what they've just seen:
522---->'''Sam''': Are we... Should we... (''whispers to Dean'') ''Are we gonna kill this teddy bear''?\
523'''Dean''': [[SarcasmMode How? Shoot it? Burn it?]]\
524'''Sam''': I don't know... both?
525** The diagnosis of Teddy's mental condition? ''Lollipop disease.''
526** And, as mentioned, when he tries to kill himself: It doesn't work, cause he's a freakin' teddy bear, and he looks up to the heavens and yells "[[BigWhy WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??]]"
527*** In the closing moments of the episode, after the magic of the wishing coin is undone, we see Audrey holding a now inanimate Teddy, with her best attempt at patching up his head wound.
528* Audrey's parents wished for a vacation, were instantly teleported there, and when the wishes wear off, return with heavy sunburn.
529* "'''[[KneelBeforeZod KNEEL BEFORE TODD]]'''!!!!!"
530* Deans's reaction to the mention of "a ghost in the women's shower facilities" and his later disappointment he didn't get to rescue any naked women.
531** When Sam finds out the story behind that one.
532--->'''Sam''': So let me get this straight. You walked up to a wishing well, dropped a dime, and wished to turn invisible so you could spy on women in the shower?
533* The guys decide to test out the local wishing well. What does Dean wish for?
534-->'''Delivery Guy''': Somebody order a footlong Italian with jalapeno?\
535'''Dean''': That would be me!
536* Dean is initially uninterested in the case. Then Sam mentions that it takes place in a women's locker room.
537-->'''Sam:''' I can see you're very interested.\
538'''Dean:''' Women, showers... We gotta save these people!
539** Later, when it seems the case is a bust:
540-->'''Dean:''' I gotta tell you, I'm pretty disappointed.\
541'''Sam:''' Well, you wanted to save naked women.\
542'''Dean:''' Damn right I wanted to save some naked women!
543
544[[AC:4x09 - I Know What You Did Last Summer]]
545* Sam resetting Dean's dislocated shoulder.
546-->'''Sam:''' Okay, [[OnThree on three]]. One--\
547'''[CLRK]'''\
548'''Dean:''' AUGH!
549* When Sam is telling Dean why he trusts Ruby and gets to the part where they [[spoiler:had sex]], there's an abrupt cut from the [[spoiler:aggressive, hair-pulling sex]] to Dean staring blankly at Sam.
550-->'''Dean:''' Sam?\
551'''Sam:''' Yeah?\
552'''Dean:''' {{Too much information}}.\
553'''Sam:''' I told you I was coming clean.\
554'''Dean:''' Yeah, but now I feel dirty.
555* [[TheNthDoctor Ruby]] as a SassyBlackWoman.
556-->'''Maid:''' (''enters and gives Sam a piece of paper'') I'm at this address.\
557''[{{Beat}}]''\
558'''Sam:''' I'm sorry. What?\
559'''Maid:''' Go now. Go through the bathroom window, don't stop, don't take your car, don't pass go. There are demons in the hallway and in the parking lot.\
560''[{{Beat}}]''\
561'''Sam:''' Ruby?\
562'''Ruby:''' Okay, yes, so I'm possessing this maid for a hot minute. Sue me.\
563'''Sam:''' What about--
564'''Ruby:''' Coma girl? Slowly rotting on the floor back at the cabin with Anna, so I've got to hurry back. See you when you get there. Go!
565
566[[AC:4x10 - Heaven and Hell]]
567* "Dude, you're confusing reality and porn again."
568** The look on Dean's face, as if that happens a lot, just makes it priceless.
569* Also:
570-->'''Uriel:''' How dare you come in this room...you pussing sore?\
571'''Alastair:''' Name-calling. That hurt my feelings...you [[HypocriticalHumor sanctimonious, fanatical prick]]!
572
573[[AC:4x12 - Criss Angel is a Douchebag]]
574* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVQOIWJsvZA Dean meets the Chief]].
575-->'''Dean''': There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.\
576'''Chief''': Oh, [[HoYay you ain't been had, till you been had by the Chief.]] (''{{beat}}'') Oh, and before we get started, what's your safe word?
577
578[[AC:4x13 - After School Special]]
579* Dean's gym teacher outfit.
580** And his line when janitor!Sam arrives in the gym:
581--->'''Sam:''' Having fun?\
582'''Dean:''' [[SadistTeacher The whistle makes me their god.]]
583
584[[AC:4x14 - Sex and Violence]]
585* Dean's elation at ''finally'' being on a case involving strippers.
586* Dean once again proves how well he knows Sam:
587--> '''Dean:''' Did you sleep with her? ''[doesn't even wait for an answer]'' Holy crap you did. Middle of "Basic Instinct" and you bang Sharon Stone?!
588
589[[AC:4x15 - Death Takes a Holiday]]
590* This:
591-->'''Dean:''' ''[sticks his arm through Sam whilst they're ghosts]'' Am I making you uncomfortable?\
592'''Sam:''' ''[unimpressed]'' Get outta me.\
593'''Dean:''' Prude.
594* Dean suggests they go to Victoria's Secret and "[[PowerPerversionPotential get their peep on]]."
595* Short-lived but when they don't know it's him, Alastair {{troll}}s Sam and Dean by interrupting their attempt to contact a ghost and accusing them of being devil-worshippers. [[HypocriticalHumor Alastair is a Satanist.]]
596
597[[AC:4x16 - On the Head of a Pin]]
598* Castiel's very serious "Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison; ask anyone."
599* An ''extremely'' BlackComedy moment in an ''extremely'' {{Angst}}-heavy episode, but Alastair's line while he's being tortured:
600-->'''Alastair''': There's something caught in my throat. ''[{{beat}]}'' I think it's my throat.
601
602[[AC:4x17 - It's a Terrible Life]]
603* Dean driving a Prius while listening to NPR.
604** Hell, Dean's entire day.
605* The Ghostfacers' instructional videos. "Winchesters still suck ass though." "Affirmative. Suckage: major."
606* Sam saying he'd broke up with his ex Madison but when he called her, all he got was a vet?
607
608[[AC:4x18 - The Monster At the End of This Book]]
609* After finding out that Chuck is a [[spoiler:prophet of God]], Dean turns to Castiel:
610-->'''Dean''': Seriously? ''Him''? A [[spoiler:''prophet'']]?\
611'''Castiel''': ''[{{beat}}]'' [[spoiler:You should've seen [[Literature/TheBible Luke]].]]
612* The look on Sam's face when Dean demonstrates some knowledge of literature.
613* When they're in the laundromat and Dean narrates Sam's actions.
614-->'''Dean:''' "Sam turned his back on Dean, his face brooding and pensive." I mean, I don't know how he's doing it, but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face, but those are definitely your brooding and pensive shoulders.\
615'''Sam:''' ''[sighs]''\
616'''Dean:''' ''[reading]'' You just thought I was a dick.\
617'''Sam:''' Guy's good.
618* Chuck and Dean bursting into the room to save Sam from Lilith:
619-->'''Chuck:''' I am [[spoiler:the Prophet]]...Chuck!
620** Just Lilith's YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction.
621* The look on Dean's face when he tells Sam to "behave, don't do any homework, watch some porn" makes you think he's always wanted to say that sentence.
622* Castiel's CouldSayItBut to Dean, telling him to bring Chuck to the motel so the Archangel watching over him will appear and destroy Lilith. The look on Cas's face is what turns it from simply awesome, into funny and awesome.
623* Dean then goes and tries to inspire Chuck into coming along with him. The music swells heroically...and then Chuck says "No frigging way!"
624-->'''Dean''': Okay, well then how about this. I've got a gun in my pocket, and if you don't come with me, I'll blow your brains out.\
625'''Chuck''': I thought you said I was protected by an Archangel.\
626''[{{Beat}}]''\
627'''Dean''': Hm. Interesting exercise. Let's see who the quicker draw is.
628** Becomes even funnier with Season 11's confirmation that [[spoiler:Chuck is {{God}}...meaning ''Dean threatened '''God''' into helping him'']].
629* "I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself... [[MindScrew my head hurts]]."
630* The awesomely cheesy Harlequin Romance style book cover, complete with double ShirtlessScene. StylisticSuck doesn't begin to cover it.
631
632[[AC:4x20 - The Rapture]]
633* While supposedly standing guard over [[spoiler:Castiel's vessel]] Jimmy Novak, Sam slips out for [[spoiler:a hit of demon blood]], which Jimmy takes as his cue to sneak away. Dean seems to find the whole thing hilarious the next morning.
634-->'''Sam:''' This is funny to you?\
635'''Dean:''' ''[around his toothbrush]'' Mr. Big Bad Prison Guard, Jimmy [=McMook=] gives you the slip? Yeah, it's pretty funny. What were you doing anyway?\
636'''Sam:''' I was getting a Coke.\
637'''Dean:''' ''[pausing to remove the toothbrush, sarcastically]'' Was it a refreshing Coke?
638
639[[AC:4x22 - Lucifer Rising]]
640* Dean sadly informs Bobby that he's so furious with Sam, he no longer considers him his brother. In response, Bobby launches into an unforgettable tirade:
641-->'''Bobby''': You stupid, stupid sonofabitch! Well, ''boo hoo''! I'm so sorry your feelings are hurt, ''princess''. Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good? Make you an apple pie, maybe? They're ''supposed'' to make you miserable! That's why they're '''''family'''''!
642* Castiel and Chuck's (temporary) BolivianArmyEnding versus ''a friggin' Archangel''. As their certain demise grows closer, Chuck reaches out and puts a hand on Cas's shoulder. Castiel responds by giving him [[DeathGlare a look]] and Chuck hastily removes it.
643** [[spoiler:Possibly made even funnier with the confirmation that Chuck is {{God}} in disguise and was showing pride in his son for doing the right thing...''and [[WellDoneSonGuy Cas]] doesn't know it and makes him stop''.]]
644* It's supposed to be more dramatic and awesome, but just how ''quickly'' Ruby [[spoiler:gets killed after revealing her true motives]] counts for sheer absurdity. After successfully [[spoiler:masking herself as a TokenHeroicOrc for two seasons, she breaks her usual tough stoic act and becomes uncharacteristically giddy, [[SmallNameBigEgo gives a big boastful speech about how great she is]], and then promptly bites it on the end of ''her own knife'' with absolutely zero fight, like she expected her sheer awesomeness to stop Dean. She ends up killed and tossed to the floor like trash, and all the hard work she bragged about only gets acknowledged ''once'' by a fellow demon after the fact - and even then only to antagonize Sam - giving the impression even other Lucifer loyalists didn't really care for her. [[TakeThatScrappy It's not exactly the most dignified exit a character's ever had.]]]]
645** Even funnier is that, beyond that mention, she's only acknowledged by everyone for being Sam's demonic whore/lover. Not only all that hard work she bragged about gets completely ignored, she's only mentioned mainly to mock Sam for having a demon as a lover once.
646[[/folder]]
647
648[[folder:Season 5]]
649[[AC:5x01 - Sympathy for the Devil]]
650* The boys enter John's lock-up to find two demons dead on the ground and Zachariah and a couple of angels waiting inside.
651-->'''Dean''': ''[completely deadpan]'' Oh, thank God, the angels are here.
652** Minutes later, they find out that [[spoiler:Dean is Michael's vessel]].
653--->'''Dean''': How? Why, why me?\
654'''Zachariah''': Because you're chosen! It's a great honor, Dean.\
655'''Dean''': Oh, yeah. Yeah, life as [[spoiler:an angel condom]]. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.
656* Lucifer talks to his vessel:
657-->'''Lucifer''': I'm not your wife, Nick. I'm an angel.\
658'''Nick''': An angel?\
659'''Lucifer''': My name is Lucifer.\
660'''Nick''': Sure. Naturally. Um...Could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?
661* Sam and Dean running into their biggest fan (well, ''Sam's'' biggest fan) Becky, sent by Chuck to deliver a prophetic message. And she can't stop touching Sam's firm body half the time.
662-->'''Sam:''' Uh, Becky can you stop touching my chest?\
663'''Becky:''' ''[whose hand is now running all over his shirt]'' [[BrutalHonesty No]].
664
665[[AC:5x02 - Good God, Y'All!]]
666* Castiel announces his intentions to [[spoiler:find {{God}}]] and disappears. A crippled, wheelchair-bound Bobby shouts after him:
667-->'''Bobby''': When you find [[spoiler:God]], tell him to send legs!
668** Before that, when [[spoiler:Dean [[DeadpanSnarker snarkiliciously]] tells Cas that he heard God was on a tortilla in New Mexico, Cas responds, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint in all seriousness]], "God is not on any flatbread."]]
669* Dean has run out of every single last one of his fucks when it comes to God.
670-->'''Dean:''' Listen, Chuckles, even if there is a [[spoiler:God]], he is either dead, and that's the generous theory--\
671'''Castiel:''' He is out there, Dean.\
672'''Dean:''' Or he's up and kicking and doesn't give a rat's ass about any of us. I mean, look around you, man. The world is in the toilet. We are literally at ''the end of days'' here, and he's off somewhere, DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A COCONUT.
673** [[spoiler:Considering that God is Chuck, Dean wasn't too far off.]]
674
675[[AC:5x03 - Free to Be You and Me]]
676* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel]]." Yes, you read that right.
677* "Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week."
678* [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/kanger3/51sk0w.gif Cas is a terrible fake FBI agent.]]
679* This exchange:
680-->'''Castiel''': This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.\
681'''Dean''': Dude, you full-on rebelled. Iniquity is one of the perks.
682* The hooker says her name is "Chastity." Castiel gets a guilty look and downs half a glass of beer.
683** Castiel's adorably freaked-out expression when he goes with the prostitute.
684*** Followed by:
685---->'''Chastity''': ''[screaming]'' Bastard! Screw you, jerk! I'll kill you! (''to Dean'') Screw you, too! Ugh!\
686'''Dean''': ''[to Castiel]'' What did you do!?\
687'''Castiel''': I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her that it wasn't her fault that her father, Gene, ran off. ''[pause]'' It was because he hated his job at the post office.
688* "Just out of curiosity, what is the average customer wait time to speak to an Archangel?"
689* The ending of Dean and Cas's encounter with Raphael:
690-->'''Raphael''': ''[trapped in a ring of holy fire]'' Castiel, I'm warning you. Do not leave me here. I will find you.\
691'''Castiel''': Maybe one day. But today, you're ''my'' little bitch. ''[leaves]''\
692'''Dean''': ''[turns to leave, pauses]'' What he said.
693
694[[AC:5x04 - The End]]
695* Castiel talks to Dean on a mobile phone, he gets Dean's location and says he'll teleport right there. Dean points out he's in dire need of some sleep and says to come in four hours, and hangs up. Cut to Castiel standing on the side of the darkened highway, saying "I'll just...wait here then." And the shot ''stays'' on him, as he stands immobile, undoubtedly for the next four hours.
696** What makes this even funnier is that, at the end of the episode, after he [[spoiler:saves Dean from Zachariah]], he's ''still'' standing there.
697** "[[SeriousBusiness This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.]]"
698* Future!Cas and his "physical connection." [[spoiler:It's an orgy.]]
699* Dean gets slapped by a pissed-off ActionGirl (because his future self cheated on her) and promptly hides behind Chuck.
700** [[spoiler:Even funnier after you know who Chuck is.]]
701
702[[AC:5x05 - Fallen Idols]]
703* ''Creator/ParisHilton'' as the MonsterOfTheWeek.
704** The look on Dean's face when they're told that the monster has taken Hilton's form.
705--->'''Sam''': ...What?\
706'''Girl 1''': She looked really good though.\
707'''Dean''': Wha... huh?
708* At the end of the episode, after they defeat the demon impersonating Hilton, they hear that the real Paris is now wanted by the police for the demon's actions.
709
710[[AC:5x06 - I Believe the Children Are Our Future]]
711* By virtue of MoodWhiplash, Cas appears to give a bit of advice:
712-->'''Castiel''': Other cultures call this hybrid "Cambion" or "Katako." You know him as [[spoiler:TheAntiChrist]].\
713''[He sits down...right onto Dean's whoopie cushion. Cue ten seconds of noise.]''\
714'''Castiel''': ''[completely serious]'' That wasn't me.
715* [[spoiler:Castiel being turned into an action figure]].
716
717[[AC:5x07 - The Curious Case of Dean Winchester]]
718* Sam and Dean are going to check out the hotel room a missing old man frequently uses:
719-->'''Sam''': So what do you think is in there?\
720'''Dean''': Wrinkly, gooey corpse.\
721''[They break into the room to discover a man having a threesome]''\
722'''Sam''': Well, it's gooey.
723* Sam's reaction to Dean's aged self.
724-->'''Sam''': You look like...\
725'''Dean''': The old chick in ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}'', I know, shut up.\
726'''Sam''': I was gonna say [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]].
727* After Bobby finds the boys after Dean is aged into an old man:
728-->'''Bobby''': ''[coming into the hotel room as Old!Dean makes a face]'' I see you met John [=McCain=] there.\
729'''Sam''': Yeah. Either one of you want to tell me what happened?\
730'''Old!Dean''': Bobby's an idiot! That's what happened!\
731'''Bobby''': Hey, no one asked you to play.\
732'''Old!Dean''': Right, I shoulda just let ya die!\
733'''Bobby''': And for damn sure, no one asked you to lose!\
734'''Sam''': ''[grinning]'' It's like ''Film/GrumpyOldMen''.\
735'''Old!Dean and Bobby''': SHUT UP, SAM!
736** And this:
737--->'''Old!Dean''': There's an archangel down there waiting for me to drop the soap!
738* After Old!Dean and Sam are caught stealing chips in Patrick's apartment, he mentions that the only way to ''actually'' gain back his years is by playing him in Texas Hold 'Em:
739-->'''Old!Dean''': Fine. Let's do it. \
740''[Patrick pulls out the 8 of Hearts]''\
741'''Patrick''': What card am I holding up? \
742''[Old!Dean squints at the card...and looks down in defeat]''\
743'''Patrick''': That's what I thought.
744** And then, after Old!Dean refuses to let Sam play for him, Patrick...lets them leave. However, he ''does'' leave Sam with a parting gift[[note]]he says Dean's current situation is punishment enough for Dean[[/note]]: [[spoiler:[[StealthPun the clap]][[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke Patrick claps three times, and then Sam begins to feel itchy in the crotch soon after]][[/note]]]].
745* Dean's HappyDance near the end, complete with heel click, and Bobby's one-word response:
746-->'''Bobby''': Idjit.
747
748[[AC:5x08 - Changing Channels]]
749* For starters, THE ENTIRE EPISODE. It's the Winchesters forced to be in random shows and television genres. Not a single ass didn't get laughed off by this episode.
750* The intro segement, part of which even makes it onto the page image.
751--->''Town to town, two lane roads\
752The family biz, two huntin' bros''
753* Sam's exasperation when the nurse keeps slapping him for no apparent reason, then his dodging her swing when she shows up later.
754** From the same segment, Sam has to operate on Dean, who's just been shot in the back.
755--->'''Sam''': [[NoodleImplements I need a penknife, some dental floss, a sewing needle, and a fifth of whiskey.]] (''nobody moves'') Stat!
756* "[[GratuitousEnglish NUTTO-KURAKA]]!"[[note]][[GroinAttack Nutcracker]][[/note]]
757** Dean's look of [[OhCrap absolute horror]] after Sam fails a question (with the expected result). Then he notices he's in a similar setup.
758** The game show host's startled reaction after Castiel enters.
759--->'''Game Show Host''': Mr. Trickster does not like PrettyBoy Angels.
760* ''[[https://youtu.be/Kh6vh6_zizM Genital Herpes Commercial]]''. That is all.
761* Creator/JaredPadalecki as [[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]]. ''That'' is all.
762** "I am wearing SunglassesAtNight. You know who wears sunglasses at night? [[TakeThat No-talent douchebags]]."
763* Sam as [[Series/KnightRider KITT]], complete with the theme music playing in the background.
764** "Should I honk?"
765** "You might say I pulled it out of [[{{Asspull}} Sam's ass]]."
766* After learning The Trickster's true identity to be the Archangel Gabriel, Sam and Dean try to convince them to help them stop Michael and Lucifer bringing about the end of the world, which leads to this snark from him.
767-->'''Gabriel:''' You don't know my family. What ''you guys'' call "The Apocalypse"… ''I'' used to call "Sunday Dinner"!
768
769[[AC:5x09 - The Real Ghostbusters]]
770* The faux Cosplay!Winchesters, especially when [[spoiler:they reveal that they're a gay couple]].
771* The VictimOfTheWeek asks Chuck why Sam and Dean don't put their weapons on a bungee to keep them in hand. [[ChekhovsGag At the end]], Dean, who had the fireplace poker knocked from his hand, says: "Maybe we ''should'' put these things on a bungee."
772* Becky letting Sam down lightly. With violin music.
773* Sam and Dean's reactions to the convention: These guys have [[SeenItAll fought demons, angels, ghosts, and any number of other creatures]], but their expressions at the sight of the convention can only be described as "What the fuck?!"
774
775[[AC:5x10 - Abandon All Hope...]]
776* The episode certainly lives up to its name, but Crowley lightens the mood. After [[spoiler:calmly handing the Colt back to the boys, asking them to go shoot Lucifer, Sam tries shooting Crowley, which doesn't work, as Crowley never reloaded it, then Crowley casually mentions that he should probably give the boys more ammo]].
777* Crowley's stellar response to Dean asking what happens to him if they take on Lucifer and lose:
778-->'''Crowley''': Number one, he's going to wipe us all out anyway. Two, after you leave here, I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere. And three, [[SuddenlyShouting HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T MISS, OKAY?!]] '''MORONS!'''
779* Castiel easing into slang.
780* Lucifer asks Castiel what riding in an automobile is like, complete with an intrigued/baffled expression.
781* Right after Dean criticizes Sam for a "stupid idea" about their upcoming hunt, Sam notices Dean [[MaleGaze looking at Jo's butt]] and says, "talk about stupid ideas." Dean acknowledges the truth of Sam's statement, but still goes up to Jo to make a MustNotDieAVirgin appeal to her.
782-->'''Jo:''' Sweetheart, if this is our last night on Earth, [[NoSale then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.]]\
783'''Dean:''' If you're into that kinda thing.
784* Crowley buys the soul of a MorallyBankruptBanker, who is deeply upset to find out Crowley is the one he has to kiss to seal the deal rather than the attractive female demon he'd been negotiating with.
785
786[[AC:5x11 - Sam, Interrupted]]
787* How Sam and Dean get into the mental institution in order to hunt the monster: ''[[spoiler:[[CassandraTruth telling the truth about themselves]]]]''.
788-->'''Dr. Fuller:''' Why don't you tell me how you're feeling, [Sam]?\
789'''Sam:''' ''[sigh]'' I'm fine. (''scoff'') I mean, okay, a ''little'' depressed, I guess.\
790'''Dr. Fuller:''' All right. Any idea why?\
791'''Sam:''' Probably because I started [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt the Apocalypse]].
792* Dr. Fuller [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] in all professional seriousness the unhealthy codepency between the brothers, and their confused reactions on that.
793* When he and Sam are caught in the morgue by the nurse, Dean drops his pants, wiggles his hips and gleefully shouts "Pudding!" to help him and Sam avoid suspicion or punishment.
794* Drugged!Sam ftw. "Boop!"
795** "No, I'm not okay. I... am... ''awesome''."
796--->'''Dean''': Did they give you something?\
797'''Sam''': Oh, they gave me ''everything''.
798
799[[AC:5x12 - Swap Meat]]
800* The entire opening:
801-->'''[[spoiler: Kid!]]Sam''': Hello, barkeep? I would like to purchase an alcohol!\
802'''[[spoiler: Kid!]]Sam''': Crystal, I would love to have the sex with you!
803
804[[AC:5x13 - The Song Remains the Same]]
805* Castiel gets some cute ones at the beginning and end.
806-->'''Dean''': So [[spoiler:[Anna]'s]] gone all Creator/GlennClose, huh? That's awesome.\
807'''Castiel''': Who's Glenn Close?\
808'''Dean''': No one, just this [[Film/FatalAttraction psycho bitch who likes to boil rabbits]].\
809'''Sam''': So, the plan to kill me, would it actually stop {{Satan}}?\
810'''Dean''': No! Sam, come on!\
811'''Sam''': Cas?\
812'''Castiel''': ...No. She's...Glenn Close.
813** "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE."
814** Since Castiel no longer has the powers of {{Heaven}} at his disposal, TimeTravel is very difficult for him to manage, as shown when he arrives back in 2010. Dean and Sam hurry to hold him up and we get this:
815--->'''Dean''': Son of a bitch, you made it!\
816'''Castiel''': ''[looking at himself in surprise]'' I did... ''[looks around at Sam and Dean]'' I'm very surprised. ''[keels over]''
817
818[[AC:5x14 - My Bloody Valentine]]
819* The scene where Dean, Sam and Castiel meet a [[spoiler:Cupid]]. Particularly fascinating because that episode was [[NightmareFuel quite hard to watch]].
820-->'''Sam''': Dean, ''enough''...\
821'''Dean''': What?!\
822'''Sam''': You just [[spoiler:punched a '''''cupid''''']].\
823'''Dean''': I punched a ''dick''!
824** Bonus points because this is the second time Dean has punched a [[spoiler:celestial being]] and he still hasn't learned that it's only going to hurt him.
825** The fact that [[spoiler:the Cupid]] was [[NakedPeopleAreFunny completely buck-naked]] during this entire scene. Apparently they always are, cause, like Cas said:
826--->'''Castiel''': They're not incontinent.
827*** Before that:
828---->'''Dean''': Is this a fight? ''Are we in a fight?''\
829'''Castiel''': This is...their handshake.\
830'''Dean''': I don't like it.\
831'''Castiel''': Nobody likes it.
832** Castiel taking one for the team and his clumsy attempt to apologize to the [[spoiler:Cupid]] for hurting his feelings. If you recall an earlier scene where Castiel picks up a human heart without hesitation, it makes that scene even funnier.
833--->'''Castiel''': Uh...look...we didn't mean to, um... ''[look to Sam and Dean for help; they wave for him to go on]'' ...hurt your feelings.\
834[[spoiler:'''Cupid''']]: ''[whirls and crushes Castiel in a tight hug, crying]'' Love is more than just a word to me, you know? I love love. I ''love'' it. And if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right!\
835'''Castiel''': ''[awkwardly patting his back]'' Yes...yes...of course. I, uh...I have no idea what you're saying.
836* Later on, Team Free Will is trying to figure out what to do:
837-->'''Sam''': So what, this entire town is just gonna eat, drink, and screw itself to death?\
838'''Castiel''': ''[around a mouthful of hamburger]'' We should stop it.\
839'''Dean''': [[DeadpanSnarker Hey, yeah, there's a great idea.]] ''[{{beat}}]'' How?\
840'''Castiel''': How did you stop the last Horseman you met?\
841'''Dean''': War got his mojo from this ring. And after we cut it off, he just tucked tail and ran. And everybody that was affected, it was like they woke up out of a dream. You think Famine's got a class ring, too?\
842'''Castiel''': I know he does.\
843'''Dean''': Well, okay. Let's track him down and get to chopping.\
844'''Castiel''': Yeah. ''[eyes his empty fast food bag sadly]''\
845'''Dean:''' What are you, the ''hamburglar?''\
846'''Castiel''': I've developed a taste for ground beef.\
847'''Dean''': Well, have you even tried to stop it?\
848'''Castiel''': I'm an angel; I can stop any time I want.
849* More on Cas's OOC hunger:
850-->'''Castiel:''' ''[bites into a fresh burger]'' These make me ''very'' happy.
851* Even though it comes right after a serious NightmareFuel scene and right before another, Cas and Dean's attempt to take out Famine has a funny moment in it.
852-->'''Dean''': You want to go over the plan again? ''[Cas doesn't reply, playing with the tinfoil from one of his burgers]'' Hey, happy meal. The plan?\
853'''Castiel''': I take the knife, I go in, I cut off the ring hand of Famine, and I meet you back here in the parking lot.\
854'''Dean''': Well, that sounds foolproof. ''[Castiel disappears; {{beat}}]'' This is taking too long. ''[goes in after him]''
855
856[[AC:5x15 - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid]]
857* Half a dozen dead people rise from their graves, [[spoiler:including Bobby's late wife]]. Sam is tracking down the people who came back, the last being Ezra Jones. He finds her bedridden and [[{{Squick}} looking like her skin is coming off]]. She's unintelligible, coughing constantly, and gesturing for him to come over. It's a tense moment, but Sam's comments make it hilarious.
858-->'''Ezra''': ''[coughs, beckons him over]''\
859'''Sam''': Any way you could tell me from here?\
860'''Ezra''': ''[coughs harder, beckons more insistently]''\
861'''Sam''': ''[flatly]'' Yeah. I'm gonna regret this.
862
863[[AC:5x16 - Dark Side of the Moon]]
864* Zachariah to Dean and Sam:
865-->'''Zachariah''': Wow. Running from angels. On foot. [[spoiler:In {{Heaven}}.]] With-out-of-the-box thinking like that, I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already.
866* Zachariah had a few in this one, from calling Mary a MILF to retorting to Dean's calling him bald with "in Heaven, I have six wings and four faces, one of which is a LION."
867* When the boys are about to make their run to the Garden.
868-->'''[[spoiler:Ash]]''': Gentlemen. I don't mean to be a downer, but...[[DeathIsCheap I'm sure I'll see you again soon]].
869
870[[AC:5x17 - 99 Problems]]
871* "It's funnier in Enochian" and the matter-of-fact way that Cas says "Sam, of course, is an abomination."
872** Boomerang funny kicks in when you realize that the joke still is funny: You're basically telling someone that [[spoiler:[[BestialityIsDepraved they got naughty with a goat]]]].
873* Sam reaching Cas's voicemail:
874-->'''Voicemail Woman''': You've reached the voicemail of: ''[beep]''\
875'''Castiel''': I don't understand. Why, why do you want me to say my name?
876** Even better, after that, you can hear the phone repeatedly beeping, like Castiel is just mashing buttons trying to get it to work.
877* Drunk!Cas meeting with Sam:
878-->'''Castiel''': Got your message. It was ''long'', your message. Y'know, I find the sound of your voice...''grating''.\
879'''Sam''': What's wrong with you? Are you...''drunk?''\
880'''Castiel''': No! ''[stumbles]'' ''Yes.''\
881'''Sam''': ...What the hell happened to you?\
882'''Castiel''': ''[sighing]'' I found a liquor store.\
883'''Sam''': And?\
884'''Castiel''': ''And I drank it''. Why'd you call me?
885** Then, when Sam asks if he's okay, Castiel gestures closer and makes to whisper something in his ear...
886--->'''Castiel:''' Don't ask stupid questions.
887** And later when he (still very drunk) goes to get the priest.
888--->'''Castiel:''' ''[almost falling over]'' I am an angel of the Lord.\
889'''Priest:''' ...sure you are, buddy.
890** And related to the above:
891--->'''Dean''': Where the hell have you been?\
892'''Cas''': On a bender.\
893'''Dean''': ''[to Sam]'' ...Did he just say "on a bender?"\
894'''Sam''': Yeah, he's still pretty wasted.\
895'''Cas''': It is not of import.
896** Drunk!Cas barely has an unfunny line in that episode. Witness:
897--->'''Sam:''' Leah is not a real prophet.\
898'''Dean:''' Well, what is she exactly?\
899'''Cas:''' The ''Whore''.\
900'''Dean:''' ''[shocked double take]'' Wow, Cas, [[SarcasmMode tell us what you really think]].
901
902[[AC:5x18 - Point of No Return]]
903* About the angels' new plan:
904-->'''Castiel:''' Maybe [the angels] are desperate. Maybe they wrongly assumed Dean would be brave enough to withstand them.\
905'''Dean:''' ''[annoyed]'' All right, you know what? Blow me, Cas.
906* As Castiel watches Dean fixedly:
907-->'''Dean:''' Well, Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid. ''[winks]''
908
909[[AC:5x19 - Hammer of the Gods]]
910* At the end, Gabriel leaves a [[DeadManWriting message]] for Sam and Dean to watch after his death...in the form of a pornographic film. After informing the boys about a few things, Gabriel tells Dean that he was right; Gabriel was afraid to stand up to Lucifer. Ultimately culminating in the wonderful line, "This is me standing up. And ''this''...is me lying down." And the porno resumes. With Gabriel still in the shot. Sam and Dean are incredibly {{Squick}}ed out.
911** Although Dean ''keeps watching'' until Sam closes the laptop.
912* Earlier, even before Gabriel gets his SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for breaking "Lucy"'s SmugSnake facade, he gets one of the best lines of a non-Castiel angel:
913-->'''Gabriel''': Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you, but you are a ''great big bag of dicks''.
914* The moment Gabriel walked into the room earlier in the episode, the other gods calling him [[spoiler:Loki]] and saying in his usual devil-may-care manner, "We need to talk about [[ElephantInTheLivingRoom the elephant in the room]]. Cue Ganesh starting to stand up angrily. "''Not'' you, big guy."
915** Just before that, Gabriel's entrance.
916--->'''Gabriel''': [[IncomingHam Can't we all just get along?]]
917*** On the topic of Gabriel's entrances:
918---->'''Gabriel''': Lucy! ''I'm home!''
919* Gabriel doesn't want the Winchesters to out him as an angel to the other gods at the party.
920-->'''Gabriel:''' I can just cut out your tongues so you can't tell anyone.\
921'''Dean:''' We could still write.\
922'''Gabriel:''' So I could cut off your hands.\
923'''Dean:''' But then someone would ask us, "[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Hey, guys, why you walking around with no hands]]?"
924** It becomes even funnier when you think about how Gabriel still could've gotten away with this. If they don't have tongues, not like they can tell them who cut off their hands. Looks like Dean out-tricked the Trickster.
925* Dean walking past the literal elephant in the room.
926
927[[AC:5x20 - The Devil You Know]]
928* Crowley [[StealthHiBye suddenly appearing]] in the back of the Impala, followed by Sam trying to shiv Crowley [[spoiler:repeatedly]].
929* Crowley complaining to Sam and Dean ("THEY ATE MY TAILOR!"), then ranting "Here I am standin' in the middle of the road, talkin' to Sam and Dean Winchester ''UNDER A FRIGGIN' SPOTLIGHT''!" before proceeding to telekinetically shoot out a streetlight.
930* "Lovers in League Against Satan." If only it had been "[[AlliterativeName Lovers in League Against Lucifer]]." At any rate, [[OhCrap the look on Brady's face is priceless]]!
931* A hellhound attacks the group and Crowley flees...only to [[VillainousRescue come back]] [[SummonBiggerFish with a bigger hellhound]]!
932-->'''Dean''': You're back?\
933'''Crowley''': I'm invested. ''[Hellhound growls]'' Stay!\
934'''Dean''': You can control them?!\
935'''Crowley''': Not that one. ''[pats his Hellhound which is roughly five feet tall]'' I brought my own. Mine's bigger. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome SIC 'IM, BOY]]!
936* Crowley's innocent look at Dean like "What did I do?" after beating the demon's skull for awhile.
937* Brady [[VillainousBreakdown panicking]] during the hellhound attack and no one caring:
938-->'''Brady:''' Damn it, get me out of here!\
939'''Sam & Dean:''' ''[in unison]'' Shut up!
940
941[[AC:5x21 - Two Minutes to Midnight]]
942* Cas's apology to Dean for his doubts:
943-->'''Castiel''': You are not the burnt and broken shell of the man that I believed you to be.\
944''[Dean blinks]''\
945'''Dean''': ''[flatly]'' Thank you. (''pause'') I appreciate that.\
946'''Castiel''': ''[sincerely]'' You're welcome.
947** Followed by this:
948--->'''Dean''': Don't worry, Bobby's here, he'll wire you some cash.\
949'''Bobby''': I will?
950* Castiel makes a BigDamnHeroes entrance to save Sam and Dean from Pestilence:
951-->'''Pestilence:''' How did you get here?!\
952'''Castiel''': ''[panting]'' I took a bus.
953* This little exchange:
954-->'''Dean:''' Please tell me you have good news.\
955'''Bobby:''' Chicago's about to wiped off the map. Storm of the millennium. Sets off a daisy chain of natural disasters...three million people are gonna die.\
956'''Dean:''' Huh.\
957'''Castiel:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I don't understand your definition of good news.]] ''[Dean rolls his eyes]''
958* Crowley continues to entertain us when the boys learn that [[spoiler:Bobby made a deal with him. He took a picture to prove than they kissed when they made the deal.]] Bobby is not pleased.
959-->'''Bobby:''' [[spoiler:Why'd you take a picture?]]\
960'''Crowley:''' [[spoiler:Why'd you use have to use ''tongue''?]]
961** Even better: That really was Creator/MarkSheppard's phone and he still has the picture, always making sure to transfer it when he gets a new phone.
962* Crowley pulling about a half-dozen vanishing acts on Dean in the course of a ''minute''. It's Hilariawsome.
963* Dean winds up [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu having pizza with Death]]. It's easy to miss with how terrified Dean is, but when Death instructs him to eat the pizza and asks him if it's good, there's a brief moment where Dean silently acknowledges that yeah, it ''is'' pretty good.
964* For all that he's both awesome and terrifying, Death has a delightfully bone-dry sense of BlackComedy:
965-->'''Dean:''' What about Chicago?\
966'''Death::''' ''[mulls it over for a bit]'' I suppose it can stay. ''[{{Beat}}]'' I like the pizza.
967
968[[AC:5x22 - Swan Song]]
969* Dean injecting his normal snark into a heartwarming moment.
970-->'''Dean''': It's not on me to let you do anything. You're a grown--well, overgrown--man.
971* Castiel calling Michael, his older brother, "assbutt."
972** And Dean's reaction:
973--->'''Dean''': ''[in dismayed disbelief]'' "Assbutt"?\
974''[Castiel shrugs helplessly]''
975* Castiel's last-episode discovery of Dean's favorite maneuver, the [[ImplausibleDeniability bald-faced lie]].
976-->'''Lucifer:''' ''[rhetorically]'' Castiel, did you just molotov my brother [Michael] with holy fire?\
977'''Castiel:''' ''[smiling awkwardly, knowing perfectly well that Lucifer saw the whole thing]'' Um...no?
978[[/folder]]
979
980[[folder:Season 6]]
981[[AC:6x01 - Exile on Main St]]
982* Sam discovers that Dean [[spoiler:has taken up golf]].
983-->'''Sam:''' [[spoiler:Golf]]? ''Really?''\
984'''Dean:''' It's... ''it's a sport!''
985
986[[AC:6x02 - Two and a Half Men]]
987* Dean starts to imitate the baby's crying while in line at the supermarket.
988* Dean hums "Smoke on the Water" as a lullaby to the baby.
989
990[[AC:6x03 - The Third Man]]
991* There are some great Castiel lines in this episode.
992** From his {{serious business}}, [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]], [[TheComicallySerious unfunny]] self:
993--->'''Castiel:''' The weapon isn't being used at full capacity. I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.
994** Explaining why he answered Dean's prayers and not Sam's:
995--->'''Sam''': So, what, you like him better or something?
996--->'''Castiel:''' Dean and I do share a more profound bond. (''to Dean'') I wasn't going to mention it...
997** On why Sam and Dean should help him, even though he's been ignoring them:
998--->'''Castiel:''' (''with air quotes'') Sam. Dean. My "people skills" are "rusty." Pardon me, but I have spent the last "year" as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent.
999** Dean trying to slow Cas down long enough to explain what's going on:
1000--->'''Dean:''' There's too many angels, Cas. I don't know who's on first, what's on second?
1001--->'''Castiel:''' What ''is'' second?
1002--->'''Dean:''' Don't start that.
1003** Cas and another angel fall out a fourth-story window and land on Sam's car, totaling it.
1004--->'''Sam''': My car...
1005--->'''Dean''': Well. Silver lining.
1006** Cas acknowledging his ComicallySerious-ness:
1007--->'''Castiel:''' Even ''I'' know that's a bad joke.
1008
1009[[AC:6x04 - Weekend At Bobby's]]
1010* At one point during the montage of Bobby's day, set to "The Gambler", he makes a stop at the Sioux Falls University Library... only to see it's closed. [[GilliganCut Cut to Bobby breaking a back window]] [[AmusingInjuries and then falling to the floor while trying to climb in.]]
1011* Bobby throws a monster through a wood chipper. The...''results'' end up all over his neighbor.
1012* Bobby's speech to the boys.
1013* Crowley's "short-hand" portrayal of his interaction with Bobby after the latter summons the former for the second time?
1014-->'''Crowley''': (''as Bobby'') I'm surly and I got a beard! Gimme!
1015* Bobby talking to Garth on the phone.
1016-->'''Bobby:''' I've never heard of a vamp doing ''that''... doesn't sound like our kinda thing. Better drop a dime to the [=FBI=].
1017-->''(Bobby hangs up, a different phone rings)''
1018-->'''Bobby:''' Willis, FBI.
1019-->''({{beat}})''
1020-->'''Bobby:''' No, Garth, not ''me'' the [=FBI=], the '''real''' [=FBI=]! How are you still alive?!
1021* Sam and Dean have never encountered a lamia, and call Bobby for advice.
1022-->'''Dean:''' How do you kill a lamia?
1023-->'''Bobby:''' A silver knife to the heart should do the trick. Make sure it's blessed by a ''padre''.
1024-->'''Dean:''' Okay, thanks, bye. (''hangs up'')
1025-->(''later'')
1026-->'''Dean:''' What's another way to kill a lamia?
1027-->'''Bobby:''' I told you. Silver knife, blessed by a ''padre''.
1028-->(''camera pans down to the corpse of a priest at Dean's feet'')
1029-->'''Dean:''' (''{{beat}}'') Didn't pan out.
1030* Rufus kills an ookami (a Japanese monster). Kinda.
1031-->'''Rufus:''' It got up and ran away!
1032-->'''Bobby:''' It did? Are you sure you did it right?
1033-->'''Rufus:''' Of course!
1034-->'''Bobby:''' You used a bamboo knife?
1035-->'''Rufus:''' Yes...
1036-->'''Bobby:''' Blessed by a Shinto priest?
1037-->'''Rufus:''' Yes...
1038-->'''Bobby:''' And you stabbed it seven times?
1039-->(''beat'')
1040-->'''Rufus:''' Five times.
1041-->'''Bobby:''' You were supposed to stab it seven.
1042-->'''Rufus:''' Pretty sure it's five.
1043-->'''Bobby:''' Well obviously, it's seven.
1044** And then after Bobby handles the monster on his own, he tells Rufus:
1045--->'''Rufus''': How about Godzilla?
1046--->'''Bobby''': Put her down.
1047--->'''Rufus''': So you just happened to have a bamboo dagger blessed by a Shinto priest laying around?
1048--->'''Bobby''': [[LudicrousGibs Woodchipper.]]
1049--->'''Rufus''': Oh, okey dokey. Wood chipper, that...that pretty much trumps everything.
1050* When Bobby is talking to Rufus later after Rufus manages to steal [[spoiler:Crowley's son's ring from a museum]].
1051-->'''Rufus''': (''police sirens in the background'') Good news is, I snagged the ring, Bobby.
1052-->'''Bobby''': Tell me that ain't...
1053-->'''Rufus''': Yeah, Yeah, you have three guesses and one of them it ain't the paramedics...
1054-->'''Bobby''': (''rolls eyes'')
1055-->'''Rufus''': I gotta stash this ring.
1056--> '''Bobby''': Well, don't swallow it.
1057--> '''Rufus''': Right. (''{{Beat}}'') I'm swallowing it, Bobby!
1058* Crowley's reaction to getting caught in a Devil's Trap that can only be seen under a black light? "I hope that's paint."
1059
1060[[AC:6x05 - Live Free or [=TwiHard=]]]
1061* Most of this episode was either funny or creepy, being as the whole thing was a huge parody of the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' franchise.
1062* The opener with a Creator/RobertPattinson-alike and Creator/KristenStewart-alike having marvelously bad dialogue.
1063-->'''Robert:''' "Are you sure you want this?"
1064-->'''Kristen:''' "I can make my own decisions. I'm seventeen."
1065* When Sam and Dean go to check out Kristen's room, they wonder if they're about to find drugs, then they walk in and discover the most extreme ''Twilight'' fangirl's room ever.
1066-->'''Dean:''' Oh, this is so much worse.
1067** Also some FridgeBrilliance humor:
1068--->'''Dean:''' (''looking at a Twilight Expy book cover'') He's watching her sleep. How is that not [[BuffySpeak rapey]]?
1069*** [[{{Foreshadowing}} 10 minutes later]], Dean is doing ''exactly that'' with Lisa.
1070---->'''Dean:''' Oh God, I'm Pattinson!
1071** Sam is trying to figure out the password to Kristen's computer:
1072-->'''Dean:''' Try [[Creator/TaylorLautner Lautner]].
1073-->'''Sam:''' He's a werewolf. (''{{beat}}'') [[HypocriticalHumor How do you even know who that is?]]
1074
1075[[AC:6x07 - Family Matters]]
1076* Castiel makes a CallBack to one of Zachariah's quotes about what they actually look like in Heaven, when he says (regarding Jimmy's being scrawny): "This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building."
1077
1078[[AC:6x09 - Clap Your Hands If You Believe...]]
1079* When Dean is telling Sam over the phone he is ''currently'' being chased by aliens, a close encounter of the third kind, desouled!Sam replies "Better run, Dean. I think fourth kind's [[AnalProbing a butt thing]]."
1080* When Dean actually gets abducted, Sam is relating the tale and mentions that he's gotten adjusted to it. Someone says that it must have happened when they were kids, to which Sam replies: "No, half an hour ago."
1081* Dean's description of his abduction:
1082-->'''Dean:''' There were these beings, they were too bright to look at but I could feel them pulling me towards this sort of table.
1083-->'''Sam:''' Probing table?
1084-->'''Dean:''' ''GOD, don't say that out loud!''
1085* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrxs-x3kB2E Dean, getting punched in the face by a Tinkerbell-sized fairy]], to the tune of "[[Music/DavidBowie A Space Oddity]]." He finally defeats it by getting it to fly into a microwave and ''nuking it''.
1086* Sam is getting his ass handed to him by a leprechaun, but is able to stop him by spilling salt, which leprechauns must count. He even lampshades that he waited before doing it by saying "Why didn't I try this earlier?"
1087** As he's finishing the spell to send every MonsterOfTheWeek back to whence it came, the leprechaun, still counting, goes "...three... (looks up) you ''ass.''"
1088*** Presenting the [=LepreCardo=]: Robert Picardo playing a leprechaun. All-time best casting choice. The grumpy face he pulls when [[ThisIsGonnaSuck he realizes]] he's gonna have to count ''all those grains of salt'' is absolutely epic.
1089* Also, when the old lady is explaining fairies to the boys, she mentions her theory that the fairies are abducting people so they can "service Oberon, King of The Faerie."
1090-->'''Sam''': Dean? Did you service Oberon, King of the Faerie?
1091** Notice how Dean quickly changes the subject.
1092* The scene where Dean sees the fairies working in the watch shop. The look on Dean's face is priceless.
1093* Dean is being shoved into a police car by an officer and sees Sam. What does Dean say, in front of police, bystanders and people he attacked?
1094-->'''Dean''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext FIGHT THE FAIRIES! YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES.]] [''as he's being driven away''] FIGHT THE FAIRIES!!!
1095* In jail for assaulting a dwarf while, as mentioned above, yelling about fairies, a cop questions Dean as to the reasoning behind his crime.
1096--> '''Officer''': I'm just trying to understand just what kinda hate crime this even ''was''.
1097--> '''Dean''': It wasn't a hate crime.
1098--> '''Officer''': I mean, if this gentleman were a ''full-sized'' homosexual, would ''that'' be okay with you?
1099
1100* In one season 6 episode, Dean is trying to find Sam. When asking if someone had seen him, he says "he's about 'yea high'", and motions as high as he could possibly reach. It should be noted that the difference between Ginormo (Sam) and 'Lil Stumpy (Dean) is 3 inches: 6'4 and 6'1.
1101
1102[[AC:6x10 - Caged Heat]]
1103* Castiel watching porn. "If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, then why does he keep hitting her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?"
1104** Dean scolding Cas for watching porn in the same room as him and talking about it, Cas looking toward his crotch with a confused expression, and Dean's exasperated "Great, now he has a boner."
1105** Also:
1106--->'''Samuel:''' Is this what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
1107--->'''Castiel:''' We're not supposed to talk about it.
1108** And after his moment with [[spoiler:Meg]], Cas says, "I learned that from the pizza man." Who says porn isn't educational?
1109*** Also [[spoiler:Meg]]'s reaction: "A+ for you! I feel so clean."
1110* The middle-man demon handling the alpha-exchanges between Winchesters and Crowley: "I'm sorry, I know you're speaking, I see your lips moving, but I can't understand what you're saying 'cuz I don't speak ''little bitch''."
1111
1112[[AC:6x11 - Appointment in Samarra]]
1113* Dean has to be a [[TheGrimReaper reaper]] for a day. He harvests the soul of a guy who got shot while trying to rob a convenience store, who asks him:
1114-->'''Unnamed Robber:''' Why?\
1115'''Death!Dean:''' Mostly because you're a dick. [[Main/{{Hell}} Enjoy the ride down, pal. Trust me, sauna gets hot]].
1116** And later, when a heart attack victim (while eating a pizza) asks him the same question:
1117-->'''Death!Dean:''' You think it was the extra cheese?\
1118'''Unnamed Heart Attack Victim:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah. It was good, though]].\
1119'''Death!Dean:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint For a local place]]?\
1120'''Tessa:''' (sternly) Dean...\
1121'''Death!Dean:''' Right. Time to go, man. Sorry.\
1122'''Unnamed Heart Attack Victim:''' Wait. Can you tell me what it all means?\
1123(Dean thinks for a second before finally...)\
1124'''Death!Dean:''' [[Music/{{Kansas}} Everything is dust in the wind]].\
1125'''Unnamed Heart Attack Victim:''' That's it?! A Kansas song?!\
1126'''Tessa:''' Sorry. He's new.
1127* Sam corners Bobby in a closet and takes down the door with an ax. Bobby's response?
1128-->Don't say [[Film/TheShining "Here's Johnny"]]!
1129* Any scene with Death is quite often this, as he is ironically something of a DeadpanSnarker. Special mention goes to "Appointment in Samarra", where he runs rings around Dean when negotiating getting Sam's soul out of Hell. When he challenges Dean to wear his ring and be Death for a day, and asked if he's serious: 'No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.'
1130
1131[[AC:6x12 - Like a Virgin]]
1132* Castiel and Sam's reunion after Sam gets his soul back and loses his memory (the tone of Creator/MishaCollins' voice just sells it):
1133-->'''Sam''': Um, look I would hug you, but...
1134-->'''Cas''': That would be awkward.
1135* This conversation from earlier in the same episode:
1136-->'''Sam''': So what kind of thing likes virgins and gold?
1137-->'''Dean''': P Diddy?
1138* Dean: "[[UnfortunateImplications I think it just goes to show that]] [[SpoofAesop being easy is pretty much]] ''[[NatureAbhorsAVirgin all upside]].''"
1139* Dean trying to pull the sword out of the stone [[spoiler: and failing. Twice.]] And how he thought [[spoiler: resorting to explosives would end well.]] Naturally, it [[spoiler: broke the sword.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM_USGy_Cqo Enjoy.]]
1140
1141[[AC:6x15 - The French Mistake]]
1142* When Virgil is shooting up the set, Serge Ladouceur, ''Supernatural'' director of photography (though played by an actor here), casually bends backwards to dodge a bullet with a look on his face that says neither "Everyone around me is dead" nor "I'm about to die." He then exits stage left.
1143* Early in the episode, as Sam and Dean are getting their bearings, we have this exchange:
1144-->'''Sam''': Well, I mean, ''here'', wherever this is, this "[[Series/TheTwilightZone1959 Twilight Zone]]" Balthazar zapped us into, for ''whatever'' reason, our life is a TV show.
1145-->'''Dean''': Why?
1146-->'''Sam''': I don't know.
1147-->'''Dean''': No, seriously, why? [[WhoWouldWantToWatchUs Why would anybody wanna watch our lives]]?
1148-->'''Sam''': Well, I mean, according to the interviewer, [[SelfDeprecation not very many people do]].
1149** Sam's expression while being interviewed about the show. [[FauxHorrific He has looked more comfortable while being tortured.]]
1150* Creator/MishaCollins Tweeting throughout the whole episode.
1151-->'''Misha''': (''typing into his phone'') Ever. Get. The. Feeling. That. There's. Someone. In. The. Back. Seat? Frowny-face.
1152** This is made all the funnier because [[http://twitter.com/mishacollins those entries did appear on his actual Twitter account.]] (But not the "back-seat frowny-face" tweet.)
1153*** To which Misha Collins responded afterwards: [[http://twitter.com/mishacollins/status/42009572956844032 Newbies: "mishamigos" was an offensive parody. My followers use the more empowering (& ethnically neutral) titles of "minions" or "flunkies"]]
1154** Castiel in a ''cardigan''.
1155* Sam does some research on who Creator/JensenAckles is and finds a Website/YouTube clip of his time on ''Series/DaysOfOurLives''.
1156-->'''Dean:''' *quickly slamming the laptop shut* ''Do not'' like this universe, Sammy. We need to get out of this universe.
1157* Sam and Dean go to Creator/JaredPadalecki's house and meets his wife Genevieve, aka Ruby. Their reactions are ''hysterical'', especially when she walks out of the room and both brothers blatantly check out her ass.
1158* Following Sam and Dean being spotted laying the smackdown on a depowered Virgil, the crew are seen in a conference call to executive producer Sera Gamble.
1159-->'''Robert Singer''': Well, Sera, it appears Jared and Jensen were seen... beating an extra to death.
1160-->'''Sera''': ... Huh.
1161* [[BadBadActing Sam and Dean's attempts at playing Jared and Jensen playing Sam and Dean.]] At one point, Dean tells Sam to look anywhere but the camera. [[https://assets-auto.rbl.ms/3cab0ba15470fe9cb5e3c986516de58c7fa3d64493ce6d43476acff031ae4dcd The end result?]] Sam [[LiteralMinded follows Dean's advice]], and Dean ''looks constipated''. "If there's a key... then there must also be a lock!" Special mention to the fact that Sam ''clearly wrote that on his hands''.
1162* Just about every line Balthazar said at the start of the episode was pretty funny:
1163-->'''Balthazar''': You two have seen ''Film/TheGodfather'', right? You remember the end where Michael Corleone sends his men to kill his enemies in one bloody swoop?
1164-->'''Dean''': I said "Hey."
1165-->'''Balthazar''': You did, twice. Good for you. (''pats Dean on the shoulder'')
1166* Dean's reaction to seeing that Raphael's new vessel is a woman: "Dude looks like a lady."
1167* Misha's frantic sobbing and begging before being stabbed.
1168** When the homeless guy who witnessed Misha's murder described Misha as "the attractive crying man."
1169*** Well, [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Misha is attractive]].
1170* Let's face it, 'The French Mistake' is a Crowing '''Episode''' of Funny, from the casual acceptance of the crew to Sam and Dean playing Jared and Jensen as "*sigh* Season Six" to their reactions when they learn Sam married New Ruby to Sam and Dean reacting to Executive Producer Bob Singer having named Bobby after himself.
1171** Special mention has to go to Eric Kripke getting shot to death by Virgil, and Robert Singer screaming [[BigNo "NOOOOO!"]] in slow-mo.
1172* Sam and Dean beating the crap out of a powerless Virgil. It's the incredibly malicious grins on their faces when they realize that they finally have the upper-hand on an angel that really gets to her. When crew-members intervene:
1173-->'''Dean, while trying to break free and go kick his ass some more''': YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, VIRGIL!
1174-->'''Sam, also struggling''': DIE!!
1175-->[''Virgil runs away'']
1176** The crew's subsequent references to "that extra Jensen and Jared tried to beat to death."
1177* Poor Dean running into ''several'' trashed Impalas while on the set.
1178
1179[[AC:6x16 - ...And Then There Were None]]
1180* Bobby asks Rufus how long he's had a pacemaker:
1181--> "Since Bush Junior term one. I'm also short three toes, FYI."
1182
1183[[AC:6x17 - My Heart Will Go On]]
1184* Balthazar explaining to [[AlternateHistory Alternate!Sam and Dean]] why he changed history by stopping the ''Titanic'' from sinking:
1185-->'''Balthazar''': Because I hated [[Film/{{Titanic 1997}} the movie]].
1186-->'''Dean''': What movie?
1187-->'''Balthazar''': Exactly!
1188** And shortly after that, when Balthazar's complaining about having "that god-awful Celine Dion song" stuck in his head:
1189--->'''Sam''': Who's Celine Dion?
1190--->'''Balthazar''': Oh, she's a destitute lounge singer somewhere in Quebec, and let's keep it that way, please!
1191* Dean's "Accidents don't just happen accidentally" line and Sam's look.
1192* Sam and Dean trying to get through a ludicrously dangerous park. And then just stopping dead when they see a pair of people ''juggling flaming axes.'' It's just the fact Fate is willing to go to that extreme to kill them that's hilarious.
1193* Let's not forget they realized he was the one who saved it because when he went back in time, he adopted the name ''I.P. Freely''.
1194* Actually, Balthazar gets a lot of these in this episode. When Sam and Dean demand that he change history back, he refuses with a comment that's equal parts insult and LampshadeHanging:
1195--> "I'm sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one with the dirty trench coat who's [[HoYay in love with you?]]"
1196* The scene where Dean and Sam are walking past one potential death after another, absolutely petrified.
1197** Made even better by playing "One Way or Another" the whole time.
1198* And then there was this moment when Balthazar tried to stab [[spoiler: Atropos]], only for Cas to stop him in time. He grins sheepishly. "Awkward!"
1199* Earlier in the episode, after one [[AssholeVictim victim]] gets hit by a bus after turning down the boys' efforts to help him, Dean points out the [[DeathByIrony irony]] of the bus having one of the guy's business ads.
1200--> (''[[DudeNotFunny Sam gives Dean a look]]'')
1201--> '''Dean''': ...Too soon?
1202--> '''Sam''': Yeah, Dean, I'm pretty sure six seconds is too soon.
1203
1204[[AC:6x18 - Frontierland]]
1205* Dean's {{Wrong Genre Savvy}}ness while in the past (to clarify, no one in the Old West acts the way Dean's seen them do in the movies, so they tend to look at him like he's crazy).
1206* Sam and Dean geeking out over Samuel Colt's journal.
1207* "I'm the posse magnet... I love posse."
1208* Samuel Colt describing Sam as "a giant from the future with a magic brick."
1209* Once they find where (or rather, when) to get ahold of a phoenix, Dean calls Castiel, knowing he's the only one who can zap them back to the past.
1210-->'''Dean''': C'mon, Cas, Series/IDreamOfJeannie your ass down here pronto. Please.
1211-->''A blonde, female angel appears''
1212-->'''Dean''': ... Jeannie?
1213* When asking Castiel to take them back in time he tells them that there is a risk involved;
1214---> '''Castiel''': Um, about your plan. You'll only have 24 hours.
1215---> '''Sam''': Wait, what? Why?
1216---> '''Castiel''': Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations.
1217---> '''Bobby''': Yeah, aim lower.
1218
1219[[AC:6x19 - Mommy Dearest]]
1220* When Dean is complaining about how he's the one who always has to call Castiel for help - "It's not like he lives in my ass!" - the camera cuts to show Cas standing right behind him:
1221-->'''Dean''': (''startled'') Cas!... Get out of my ass!
1222-->'''Castiel''': (''confused'') I was never in... your... (''trails off'')
1223* When the group is in a cafe and trying to find information on any local weirdness, Bobby is having some trouble with an iPad:
1224-->'''Bobby''': I asked for a computer.
1225-->'''Sam''': It is a computer.
1226-->'''Bobby''': No, a computer has ''buttons''.
1227** Then, when Castiel finds that he can't teleport and tries to focus (think [[Series/{{Heroes}} Hiro]]), Dean comments that "now it just looks like you're pooping".
1228** Castiel sulking after Dean tells him while he's powerless he's as useful as a "baby in a trenchcoat." Sam gives Dean a look and discreetly whispers "You hurt his feelings."
1229* Dean and Castiel go to the local doctor's office to try and get information from him:
1230--> '''Dean''': Hey, is the doctor in? My friend's got a problem.
1231--> '''Castiel''': I have a...painful burning sensation.
1232--> '''Assistant''': Sorry, he's out. (''to Cas'') I suggest some ointment.
1233* When they discover Eve's hybrid monsters, Dean decides to name them "Jefferson Starships", because "They're horrible, and hard to kill."
1234** And ''insisting'' on the name.
1235
1236[[AC:6x20 - The Man Who Would Be King]]
1237* The episode opens with Castiel reminiscing on some things he's seen over the ages, including the Tower of Babel. Apparently, the real version wasn't as great as the Bible made it out to be:
1238-->Thirty-seven feet, which I suppose was impressive in those days. And when it fell, they screamed 'Divine Wrath!', but come on. Dried dung can only be stacked so high.
1239* Cas also shows that he's finally grasped the concept of cursing, during a {{flashback}} that shows his first dealing with [[spoiler:Crowley]]:
1240--> "I'm an angel, you ''ass''."
1241* Another flashback shows what Crowley did to {{Hell}} after taking over -- he turned it into an endless waiting line. And when you finally reach the end of the line, ''you just start over''. Crowley justifies this by saying that this is a much better form of torture than what was there before.
1242-->A lot of people who were coming here were masochists anyway, a lot of 'thank you sir, may I have another hot poker shoved up my jackery?' But ''nobody'' likes waiting in line.
1243
1244[[AC:6x21 - Let It Bleed]]
1245* Dean explains to Sam and Bobby why he's never read Creator/HPLovecraft:
1246-->'''Dean:''' I was busy having sex with women.
1247* Someone describes Castiel by saying he "looks like Series/{{Columbo}} and talks like Film/RainMan."
1248* And when [[spoiler: Balthazar decides to side with the boys.]]
1249-->[[spoiler:'''Balthazar''']]: Because - I know I'm gonna live to regret this - but I'm officially on your team. ''[{{Beat}}]'' You bastards.
1250[[/folder]]
1251
1252[[folder:Season 7]]
1253[[AC:7x01 - Meet the New Boss]]
1254* The whole scene with [[HorsemenOfTheApocalypse Death]], from his exchange with Castiel to his calmly eating his meal while the Winchesters and Bobby just stand silently.
1255* Dean watching Hentai. Enough said.
1256--> '''Dean:''' [[ItsNotPornItsArt It's anime! It's an art form!]]
1257
1258[[AC:7x02 - Hello, Cruel World]]
1259* Basically all of [[spoiler:Lucifer]]'s scenes, from him playing golf with a fireplace poker to [[StealthHiBye appearing in Bobby's living room]] reading a trashy newspaper.
1260-->[[spoiler:'''Lucifer''':]] You know, I think Prince William has ''really'' found the right girl.
1261
1262[[AC:7x03 - The Boy Next Door]]
1263* Dean [[spoiler:punching Sam right in the face]] the minute he opens the door.
1264* Both Dean and Bobby getting hooked on a telenovella while waiting for Dean's leg to heal.
1265
1266[[AC:7x04 - Defending Your Life]]
1267* Sam defeated Osiris by running him through with a ''shofar'' of all things.
1268** This is after the rabbi walked in on his stealing the horn. No, Sam was not at the temple for ''bar mitzvah'' lessons.
1269
1270[[AC:7x05 - Shut Up, Dr. Phil]]
1271* The brothers "counseling" the Starks, which mostly consists of Don and Maggie shouting at each other while flinging the brothers (especially Dean) around the room every time they interrupt. It ends with the couple making out while Dean is pinned to the wall with a swarm of hornets in his face.
1272** Specifically, the brothers get flung around by the spouse disagreeing with the point they're making. The spouse ''agreeing'' with the point simply nods and gestures to them like "See? ''He'' agrees with me!"
1273* The reveal that Maggie had PitySex with Christopher Columbus due to believing that he was going to fall off the edge of the world.
1274* Jenny's "Hearts in my Cupcakes" FreakOut after nearly being killed by the hex, as Dean and Sam stand there and watch in exasperation.
1275* Dean and Sam's skeptical reactions to Don Stark (whose just admitted to cheating on his wife) protesting that there's nothing suspicious about his secretary making cupcakes for him and picking up his dry-cleaning, and how she later confirms this when they bring it up to her.
1276--> '''Jenny:''' There's no "You know."..... Me and Don Stark? Ew.
1277
1278[[AC:7x06 - Slash Fiction]]
1279* The Leviathan clones of Sam and Dean comparing notes on the brothers, complaining about all their issues. It concludes with Leviathan!Sam offering to switch bodies with Leviathan!Dean, only for Leviathan!Dean to turn him down because "I like this one's hair better."
1280-->'''Leviathan!Sam''': I had a brother with this many issues once. Know what I did?
1281-->'''Leviathan!Dean''': What?
1282-->'''Leviathan!Sam''': I ate him.
1283* The brothers' interactions with [[ConspiracyTheorist Frank]], especially when he smashes Sam's laptop, then calmly hands him a new one and demands $5000 cash in payment for it.
1284** Dean's reaction when told to ditch the Impala.
1285* Dean silently singing along with Air Supply and totally getting into it. And Sam's reaction to it.
1286* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DyUzqCUpEw Supernatural Presents: Jensen Ackles Part Deux]]
1287** Props to Jared for staying in character the whole time.
1288* The sheer audacity of Dick Roman telling off an obviously shocked [[spoiler:Crowley]] for thinking they could work together and calling demons "ugly, lazy, gold-digging whores." [[spoiler:Crowley]]'s reaction is to let Dick keep the [[{{Squick}} baby uvula muffins]] and vamoose. 'Bout time that guy got an ass-kickin'.
1289* [[Film/DirtyDancing "Nobody puts Baby in a corner".]]
1290
1291[[AC:7x08 - Season 7, Time For A Wedding!]]
1292* Dean's interactions with Garth.
1293* Becky's "conversations" with Sam when the latter was gagged.
1294* Crowley meeting Becky.
1295-->'''Becky:''' (''awed'') You're Crowley.
1296-->'''Crowley:''' And you're... (''{{Beat}}'') Well, I'm sure you have a lovely personality.
1297* Crowley laying into a Crossroads Demon who had been [[EvenEvilHasStandards breaking deals early]]:
1298-->"This isn't Wall Street, this is Hell. We have a little something called [[TakeThat integrity!]]"
1299* Dean's immediate reaction to Sam's announcement of his marriage.
1300-->'''Sam:''' I'm in love. And I'm getting married.
1301-->'''Dean:''' ''[stares]''
1302-->'''Sam:''' Say something. Like "congratulations", for example.
1303-->'''Dean:''' ''[stutters for a second]'' [[FlatWhat What]]?
1304** And then later, he comes back, trying to be supportive.
1305--->'''Dean:''' It's a waffle iron. Nonstick. Yeah, you just, uh... ''[mimes closing the waffle iron and turning a dial]'' I actually don't know how to use it. Are we good?
1306
1307[[AC:7x09 - How To Win Friends And Influence Monsters]]
1308* The cold open features a couple out camping. It's amusing that they're lying on a king-size bed and watching TV. Then they turn in for the night and the husband turns on his ipod. With nature sounds.
1309* Dean being stoned on the drugged burgers, especially when he sees one start melting and remarks:
1310-->"I think you pissed off my sandwich."
1311* The boys watch a video called [[DoubleEntendre "The Rise of Dick,"]] Dick being the head Leviathan's vessel and a very successful businessman who's been rapidly gaining political influence.
1312** Anytime the boys make a Dick pun, really. This was pretty much the entire reason for the character being named that.
1313* When they realise who the leader of the Leviathans is, Dean comments that when Crowley said he [[AccidentalInnuendo "hated Dick"]], he thought that was just Crowley [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday making a statement in general.]]
1314
1315[[AC:7x12 - Time After Time]]
1316* Once again, WrongGenreSavvy Dean finding out his film knowledge is completely wrong, get funny looks for saying "Awesome" and then getting kissed by a female version of Bobby.
1317* There's also the GoodCopBadCop routine he and [[Series/TheUntouchables Eliot Ness]] pull on some poor shmuck. (Dean's "bad cop", fyi.)
1318-->'''Ness:''' Look, you seem like a swell guy, Lester, and I want to help you out, I do, but my partner here? He just back from the war. And he's spent the last two years kicking in Nazi skulls. If he doesn't kick in a skull every couple days, he gets real touchy.
1319-->'''Dean:''' Lester. [[SuddenlyShouting That a GERMAN name?!]]
1320* Lest we forget:
1321-->'''Sam:''' What, are you gonna look at more [[{{Hentai}} anime]] or are you strictly into [[PunnyName Dick]] now?
1322
1323[[AC:7x14 - Plucky Pennywhistle's Magic Menagerie]]
1324* The episode opens similarly to "Yellow Fever" with Sam [[CallBack fleeing in terror]] from a deadly [[spoiler:clown]], only to flashback 60 hours earlier. As the episode catches up to the "present", we return to Sam's fleeing with the timeline subtitle: "[[spoiler:RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW]]"
1325* Say what you will, but there's something deeply hilarious in watching solid badass Sam get his ass utterly handed to him by [[spoiler: a pair of clowns]].
1326* Also, in a nice CallBack to "Houses of the Holy", after the second victim is killed by a unicorn, it runs off with a rainbow clearly coming out of its ass.
1327** Is it too late to say that Howard summoned a couple of gay clowns?
1328* This line when the brothers suspect something's up with the daughter.
1329-->'''Dean:''' Can you get to her without tripping the [[MissingWhiteWomanSyndrome AMBER Alert]]?
1330* You can practically see Dean's pupils dilate at the sight of the giant slinky.
1331* Dean's description of the ways people are dying.
1332-->'''Dean''': Seriously. Dractopus, Seabiscut the Impaler, Land Shark, what's next?
1333* And then Sam being sent to look after someone they think will be the next victim.
1334-->'''Dean''': Robot. Yeah. About the size of a house, shoots [[EyeBeams destructo beams out of its eyes.]]
1335-->''{{beat}}''
1336-->'''Sam''': Least I'll see it coming.
1337* At the very end of the episode, Dean is waiting by his car. Sam drives up, pulls over, and gets out, soaking wet and covered with glitter.
1338-->'''Dean''': ''[long, blank look]''
1339-->'''Sam''': Go ahead, get it over with.
1340-->'''Dean''': ''[cracking up]'' Dude, you look like you got attacked by a couple of PCP-crazed strippers.
1341** Followed by an ActuallyPrettyFunny face from Sam.
1342--->'''Sam''': Dude, one of them sprayed me with ''seltzer'' from his flower.
1343* The terrified look on Sam's face the entire time he's investigating "Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie."
1344* Right after Dean manages to end the magic [[spoiler: that's keeping the clowns that are beating the crap out of Sam around]], they burst into glitter as they're about to tackle Sam. Episodes like this are a great reason to watch the show, because you will never see such a giant man covered in so much glitter with such a look of utter terror on his face anywhere else.
1345* This exchange when the janitor who was about to tell Sam something is found dead in the ballpit.
1346-->'''Dean:''' Cops have a theory?\
1347'''Sam:''' Yeah, they think the ball washer did it.\
1348'''Dean:''' The what?\
1349'''Sam:''' The ball washer.\
1350'''Dean:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX The what?]]\
1351'''Sam:''' The ball... [''DeathGlare'']
1352* After last episode, Dean starts out with the declaration, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness "No hot chicks of any kind!"]] This lasts about four seconds after he hears there's a hot nanny around.
1353
1354[[AC:7x15 - Repo Man]]
1355* Schizo!Lucifer is back to pestering Sam like he had been at the beginning of the season. At one point, a library full of people start to slam their heads against their desks. Sam presses into his palm, revealing that it was all an illusion, and Lucifer pouts.
1356-->'''Lucifer''': Come on, Sam! Pay attention to me, I'm bored!
1357* When Sam finally gives up and lets Lucifer "help":
1358-->'''Sam:''' A demon summoning ritual? What for?
1359-->'''Lucifer:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion To summon a demon, jackass.]]
1360* Lucifer sticking out his tongue at Sam. It's forked.
1361* The serial killer and the demon slow dancing, and [[NoYay Dean's reaction]].
1362* The demon's RoaringRampageOfRevenge against the brothers (for causing him to sell Lilith out and get black-listed in Hell for eternity) is cut abruptly, hilariously short when he accidentally walks right into a devil's trap that appeared ''out of nowhere''. The demon himself can't believe his rotten luck. ("You've got to be kidding me!")
1363
1364[[AC:7x16 - Out with the Old]]
1365* The cursed vintage gentlemen's magazines, and both brothers asking how the magazines can kill people before changing their minds.
1366* While Sam is telling Dean how Lucifer's slowly driving him insane:
1367--->'''Sam:''' He's singing "Stairway to Heaven."\
1368'''Dean:''' Good song.\
1369'''Sam:''' Not fifty times in a row.
1370* The way Joyce threatens and intimidates George in a nonchalant way, starting with her telling him she's killed her past four assistants and keeps on. Makes it all the more satisfying when [[spoiler:her head is cut off and George reveals his intentions to eat her]].
1371
1372[[AC:7x17 - The Born-Again Identity]]
1373* Lucifer's antics with Sam in the mental hospital are all a special kind of black comedy; amongst said antics are chucking cherry bombs at his bed, turning his food into insects ("So, what'll it be today? Maggots or tapeworms?"), singing incessantly, and speaking through a megaphone.
1374* bouncingbabynames.com
1375* When Meg and Dean are trying to reassure Castiel that he knows how to smite demons, we get this:
1376-->'''Castiel:''' But I don't remember how [to smite demons].
1377-->'''Dean:''' It's in there. I'm sure it's just like riding a bike.
1378-->''{{Beat}}''
1379-->'''Castiel:''' I don't know how to do that either.
1380** Even better? Cas decides, after the above conversation, to give it a shot, despite not remembering how. Dean returns to Meg, convinced this is a bad idea. Meg's reaction?
1381--> '''I don't know. I believe in the little tree topper.'''
1382* Meg, Dean, and amnesiac Cas on their awkward road trip:
1383-->'''Castiel:''' This silence, it's awkward.
1384-->'''Dean:''' Meg has that effect on people.
1385-->'''Castiel:''' I'm sorry. That must be difficult for you.
1386
1387[[AC:7x18 - Party On, Garth]]
1388* [[SockPuppet Mr. Fizzles]]. Especially his "o" face when Dean threatens him. Especially since this is [[TrueArtIsAngsty freakin' Supernatural]] and Dean's [[ItMakesSenseInContext partner for interviewing a witness is a sock freakin' puppet]].
1389* "You've been Garth'd." We then get a shot of the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent flames burning the body reaching worrisome heights]] as Garth [[UnflinchingWalk slow-mo walks]] his way out of there. It's actually quite badass.
1390** Bonus points for this not being the first time Garth's actor has pulled an UnflinchingWalk away from something burning to a worrying height. On the other hand, DJ Qualls wasn't quite so unflinching the last time.
1391* That funky background music playing whenever Garth shows up.
1392* The anticlimactic blessing of the samurai sword. A Shinto priest was unavailable, so Dean substitutes with a local ''sushi chef''.
1393** When the sushi chef mentions it's better to do this in a running spring, Dean pulls out a ''bottle of spring water'' to pour over the sword.
1394* During the final showdown, the poor kid that the shojo is hunting keeps getting {{Jump Scare}}s from the hunters. First Garth grabs him, then Sam, then Dean.
1395* At the end of the episode, [[spoiler: Bobby's return as a ghost]] and his annoyed reaction to Dean not noticing him when he goes back to get his flask from his motel room. Also counts as both a Tearjerker and SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
1396-->'''Dean:''' There you are. ''(picks up flask from table)''
1397-->'''[[spoiler: Bobby]]:''' I'm right here, [[spoiler: ya idjit!!!]]
1398
1399[[AC:7x20 - The Girl with the Dungeons & Dragons Tattoo]]
1400* The use of "Walking on Sunshine." Then again [[Creator/FeliciaDay Charlie]] in general.
1401* Dean instructing Charlie step-by-step on how to flirt with a man and Sam's barely contained laughter at it. He's hilariously good at it too.
1402-->'''Dean:''' (''to Sam'') This never happened.
1403** Dean is feeding Charlie lines to flirt her way past the guard, leading to her repeating, "Stop laughing, Sammy!" followed by much backpedalling.
1404** Dean, noting that Charlie's smile is forced, tell her to imagine that Creator/ScarlettJohansson is waiting her in her bed. If her facial expression is of any indication, Charlie [[CovertPervert was very happy with the picture]]. Hard to blame her.
1405** And later:
1406--->'''Charlie:''' I feel dirty.
1407--->'''Dean:''' You and me both, sister.
1408
1409[[AC:7x21 - Reading is Fundamental]]
1410* Castiel's crazy new persona (though this is also [[{{Tearjerker}} extremely tragic]], all things considered).
1411--> '''Kevin''': Are you one of the angels?
1412--> '''Castiel''': (''pokes Kevin's nose'') Boop.
1413** Plus his obvious attraction for Meg (including haven written her a poem).
1414* Almost all of [[{{Adorkable}} nerdy but adorable]] Kevin's lines and actions, and the reaction of the other characters to him, including:
1415** His attempt to steal the [[spoiler: Word of God tablet]] from Sam and Meg, with him desperately screaming and begging them to leave him alone as Sam runs after him.
1416---> '''Meg''': (''to Kevin after she tackles him'') You're not a demon or a chomper, what the hell are you?
1417---> '''Kevin''': Kevin Tran, I'm in Advanced Placement. P-p-p-please don't kill me.
1418** And when Dean sees him curled up and screaming over [[spoiler: seeing three angels being banished]]:
1419---> '''Dean''': What the hell is that?
1420---> '''Sam''': Kevin Tran, he's in Advanced Placement.
1421** And his reaction to the cellar at Rufus' cabin where he has been told to translate the tablet, and [[FridgeBrilliance where Bobby had formerly been trying to find ways of killing Leviathans by keeping one imprisoned]]:
1422--->'''Kevin''': This looks like a sex torture dungeon...is this a sex torture dungeon?!
1423--->'''Dean''': No, this is not a sex torture...just get over here and read.
1424*** While Dean is saying this, [[NotHelpingYourCase he's waving about]] a SinisterScythe.
1425* Meg gets another one after Sam tells them about Kevin's disappearance and the fact that the FBI is looking for him.
1426-->'''Dean''': Great, so now we're kidnappers?
1427-->'''Meg''': Not if we shut up about it. ({{beat}}) Why, who'd we kidnap?
1428* The [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Megatron]]/Metatron [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ILKe_2uNs confusion.]]
1429-->"You're saying a Transformer wrote that?"
1430* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbWWFuVmqtQ "Don't like conflict."]]
1431* The first thing Cas does after teleporting back into the Impala is ask Meg if she's alright. Meg's reply is a curt, "[[BelligerentSexualTension Shut up.]]"
1432** Her tone and mannerisms really are what sell it; she not only tells him to shut up, but says it while looking down and away from him, toward the car window, in a tone like a blushing {{Tsundere}} about to start calling her crush "baka" in a shounen anime. The daughter of the previous reigning King of Hell, apprentice to Alistair, and all around badass demon... and an {{Adorkable}} '''angel''' checking on her well-being has her this flustered. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
1433
1434[[AC:7x23 - Survival of the Fittest]]
1435* More of crazy!Cas ([[ItMakesSenseInContext "How important is lipstick to you, Dean?"]]), especially Crowley's reaction to him. Made even better by the looks on Sam and Dean's faces, which basically scream "Just go with it."
1436-->"Are you off your rocker? Is he off his rocker? Is that what this is?"
1437* There's something funny about seeing Crowley and Dick working out the details of the contract representing their deal.
1438-->'''Crowley''': I suppose you want it in writing.
1439-->'''Dick''': I don't kiss on the mouth.
1440-->'''Crowley''': Your loss.
1441** Not to mention the ''huge'' contract, which Dick and Crowley spend all night going over with a red pen and a magnifying glass, Dick keeping up with Crowley every step of the way.
1442** When they finally finish, Dick calls for his secretary, clearly relieved that they're finally done.
1443* Apparently the Winchesters tried calling Cas and he showed up on top of the Impala, clothed solely in bees.
1444* "Let's bone this nun!" ''* receives look*'' "Sorry".
1445* Dean's reaction to Meg snarking: "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Shut up, Meg.]]"
1446[[/folder]]
1447
1448[[folder:Season 8]]
1449[[AC:8x01 - We Need To Talk About Kevin]]
1450* The title character's drunken message on Sam's voicemail.
1451-->"Sam, I don't know if you're still alive. But if you are, EAT ME!"
1452** And Dean ''replays'' that part just to prove a point.
1453* Dean's joy at his first burger since he got out of Purgatory.
1454* Dean's dull reaction to Sam's {{Technobabble}} explanation for how he's backtracked Kevin's location, and then asking for it in English.
1455* Kevin asks where the brothers have been for the past year. Dean's response:
1456-->"Cliff notes: I was in Purgatory and Sam hit a dog."
1457* When Kevin is trying to translate the tablet, he mentions that it's too hot. Crowley responds with "is it? Our mistake" and silently mouths "turn it up" to one of the demons guarding Kevin.
1458* Kevin tricks Crowley and as Kevin is making his escape we see Crowley standing in the middle of a field surrounded by goats.
1459* When Kevin finally gets a chance to speak with his girlfriend, he apologetically tells her that she is being possessed by a demon and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking she's attending her safe school]].
1460** That last part is what causes her to give an outraged "What!?"
1461* A behind the scenes one: after spending four years gradually lowering Dean's voice to compete with Creator/MishaCollins, Creator/JensenAckles actually had to re-record his iconic "Saving people, hunting things" line for the PreviouslyOn sequence because playing the higher-pitched original would have confused people.
1462
1463[[AC:8x02 - What's Up, Tiger Mommy?]]
1464* Sam and Dean's nonchalant conversation while Kevin and his mother get anti-demon tattoos five feet away.
1465** The funnier thing is that Kevin is screaming like a baby, while his mother is merely sitting there stoically while holding his hand through it all.
1466*** And her earlier nonchalance at getting a tattoo, saying she's done it before. Kevin is stunned.
1467* Mrs. Tran ''punching Crowley'' is both this and an Awesome Moment.
1468* Then there's the touching reunion between mother and son, having not seen each other for a year... cut short by Sam and Dean throwing holy water in her face to check if she's possessed. Her reaction must be seen to be believed.
1469* Sam, Dean, Kevin, and Mrs. Tran pool their money (about $2,000, a bunch of hacked credit cards, and ''a Costco membership card'') in the hopes of having enough to buy the tablet, only to have a hilarious OhCrap when they realize that the auction doesn't use conventional money.
1470* The angel Samandriel and Crowley's competing bids: (And Dean's facial expressions during the bidding.)
1471-->'''Crowley''': Three billion dollars.
1472-->'''Sam and Dean''': ''[Shocked and in unison]'' Woah...
1473-->'''Samandriel''': The Mona Lisa.
1474-->'''Crowley''': The ''real'' Mona Lisa, where she's topless.
1475-->''[Dean makes a face as if he is imagining the "real Mona Lisa" and decides that he likes it.]''
1476-->'''Samandriel''': Vatican City.
1477-->'''Crowley''': Alaska.
1478-->'''Beau''': Palin? And a Bridge to Nowhere? No thanks.
1479-->'''Crowley''': Alright fine, the Moon.
1480-->'''Dean''': Your bidding the ''Moon''?
1481-->'''Crowley''': Yeah I claimed it for Hell. What? You think someone named "Buzz" gets into space without making a deal? Pft, please.
1482-->''[Dean seems to weigh this in his head and appears realize that Crowley is dead on.]''
1483** Made even funnier when you've seen Creator/MarkSheppard on ''Series/DoctorWho'' and given what happens in the episodes he's in.
1484* Afterwards, when Mrs. Tran bids her soul for the tablet, Crowley is told that he can't offer more souls because offering up your own soul makes it more valuable. So Crowley tries to bid his own soul only to be laughed off and told that he doesn't ''have'' a soul.
1485* Crowley questions why "Samantha" is so keen on getting the tablet, because he can always make more demons. Sam gives him a snarky reply. Crowley then gives a look at the angel sitting next to him, Samandriel... He wasn't even ''talking'' to Sam.
1486
1487[[AC:8x04 - Bitten]]
1488* The college students assuming that Sam and Dean (who they think are FBI agents) have a "[[MistakenForGay workplace romance]]."
1489** Kate saying that Sam and Dean ''can't'' be FBI agents because FBI agents "don't say 'awesome' that much."
1490*** Becomes a BrickJoke at the end of the episode:
1491---->'''Dean''': Do I really say "awesome" that much?
1492---->(''{{beat}}'')
1493---->'''Sam''': [[BlatantLies No.]]
1494
1495[[AC:8x05 - Blood Brother]]
1496* Castiel and Benny's bickering during the Purgatory flashbacks, especially when Benny compares a philosophing Cas to a "crazy aunt."
1497-->'''Castiel''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I am]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint not]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint your aunt.]]
1498-->'''Benny''': [[SarcasmMode No, really?]]
1499-->'''Castiel''': It is not biologically possible for me to be related to your kind.
1500-->'''Benny''': Are you serious?
1501-->'''Dean''': You guys are killing me.
1502* Occasionally some of Sam's [[RomanticPlotTumor flashbacks]] can get funny.
1503-->'''Amelia''': Why are you fixing my sink?
1504-->'''Sam''': Well, because someone jammed about eight hundred limes down the drain, and blew out the disposal. ''[eyes the bag of limes on the table]''
1505
1506[[AC:8x06 - Southern Comfort]]
1507* Garth acting like Bobby and messing up his catch phrases.
1508* Garth steps in some ectoplasm and just to be sure, he [[FingertipDrugAnalysis wipes his fingers on his shoe and]] ''[[SniffSniffNom eats it]]''. Apparently he's done this before because he identifies the taste. Sam and Dean watch, grossed out.
1509** He also claims to have killed the Tooth Fairy, which he deeply regrets having been forced to do.
1510* When Garth's asking about how Dean got out of Purgatory, Dean deflects the question by asking about the decor of the bar they're in. Garth then goes into a Civil War history lesson that leaves Sam and Dean rather surprised. When asked how he knows so much;
1511-->'''Garth''': Civil War Reenactments, once a year, ''[[SeriousBusiness every]]'' year.
1512--> *''{{Beat}}''*
1513--> '''Garth''': What? Don't hate!
1514* Garth dressing up as a Texas ranger... in ''Missouri''. Complete with a hilariously awful case of [[https://www.crimsontear.com/tvseries/supernatural/e806/photos/supernatural-s8-e06-03.jpg hat hair]].
1515** Especially his justification being because he can't pull off wearing [[BadassInANiceSuit a suit]], since it makes him look more like an undertaker than an FBI Agent.
1516* They go to torch the bones of the person whose spirit they think is causing the problems - a Confederate soldier. Dean goes to light the match, and then:
1517-->'''Garth''': Uh, I kind of feel like we should say something, all right? Don't you? Just... a little...
1518-->'''Dean''': Sure. ''[{{beat}}]'' We won! [[note]] The brothers originally come from Kansas, which was part of the Union. [[/note]] ''[torches the bones]''
1519* In the middle of an incredibly tense scene, Garth does what he does best.
1520-->'''Dean''': He left me to rot in Purgatory!
1521-->'''Garth''': All right. All right. Maybe he did. I don't know. I wasn't there. But I'm sure he had his reasons.
1522-->'''Sam''': Just like you had your reasons for Benny.
1523-->'''Garth''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Who?
1524
1525[[AC:8x07 - A Little Slice of Kevin]]
1526* Castiel comments on how he "missed television." Bonus points for sitting there watching one while Sam and Dean are in the middle of investigating a case.
1527* When Castiel explains that there can only be one prophet at a time, Sam asks how Kevin can be one then if Chuck is around. Castiel's response:
1528-->"[[LampshadeHanging I'm not sure what happened to Chuck]]. But, um, [[HandWave he must be dead]]."
1529* Mrs Tran constantly spraying anyone who enters her and Kevin's hideout with holy water. Especially Kevin's exasperation at it.
1530** Speaking of Mrs T, her annoyance when Sam hand cuffs her to her car's wheel to make sure she doesn't interfere when they go rescue Kevin.
1531** And slapping her son because Kevin is staring at the HotWitch's ass.
1532* Some of the potential prophets think that Crowley's an alien who's abducted them. He, at least, finds it hilarious.
1533** This is even more HilariousInHindsight when you consider the fact that Crowley's actor, Creator/MarkSheppard, has been on ''Series/DoctorWho'' (granted, as a human agent and not an alien, but still). As Tumblr eloquently put it: "Right actor, wrong show."
1534*** Also, one of the potential prophets tries to bluff read the tablet...by quoting ''the Declaration of Independence''.
1535* Mrs Tran found a witch on ''Craigslist''.
1536* After Dean sees Castiel for the first time only for him to disappear, he's stunned. Sam has this to see upon seeing the look on his face:
1537-->"You okay? You look like... well, I was gonna say you look like you'd seen a ghost, but you'd probably be stoked."
1538* It's easy to miss amongst all the major plot points being tossed around, but if you look at Cas when he gets zapped to Heaven temporarily that his tie is on backwards.
1539** Addendum - his tie apparently is ''always'' on backwards.
1540
1541[[AC:8x08 - Hunteri Heroici]]
1542* The pure, unadulterated, {{Adorkable}} glory that is "Hunter Cas". Between his earnest attempts to fit in with the Winchesters (including his irritation over not being allowed in the front seat of the Impala) his use of his angelic powers to sniff the corpse of the episode's first victim to discover he had a bladder infection, his attempt to play [[GoodCopBadCop Bad Cop]] to the victim's wife, his attempt to interrogate a cat (again playing [[GoodCopBadCop Bad Cop]]), and many other examples, he was simply ''epic'' in this episode.
1543** And speaking of the cat:
1544--->"Dumbass."
1545* Castiel's [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory interpretation]] of Road Runner cartoons.
1546* The episode itself was hilarious with its use of cartoon physics being responsible for the episode's deaths, i.e. someone's heart beating out of their chest when they are in love, someone hanging midair a few seconds before they look down and plummet, someone being killed with a huge anvil in a bank robbery. The best example has to be Dean's "cartoon fight" with the episode's villain.
1547** During the fight, there's a Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote gag with Dean and the villains' latin (or scientific) names.
1548** Before a commercial, [[QuipToBlack the second-to-last act ends with Dean saying "That's all, folks"]] after the main villain dies.
1549* At the beginning of the episode, Sam comments that the Trans are safely at Garth's "safe house boat".
1550-->'''Dean''': Garth has a safe house ''boat''?
1551-->'''Sam''': Dude, I don't even ask anymore.
1552* Cas saying he'll be the boys' "third wheel."
1553-->'''Dean''': You know that's not a good thing, right?
1554-->'''Castiel''': Of course it is. A third wheel adds extra grip, greater stability...
1555* The fact that the first victim's wife was perfectly okay with him having an affair, because they were actually Swingers.
1556-->'''Dean''': That is the best wife ever.
1557* When they're examining a man's corpse, Sam stares broodingly into the distance and starts having {{flashback}}s of Amelia after Cass mentions "bladder infection." [[DontExplainTheJoke At first, you think that]] [[TakeThatScrappy it reminded Sam of Amelia]] [[DontExplainTheJoke and it looks like the funniest lead-in for a flashback.]] (You later find out it's because [[spoiler:the dead guy was having an affair, and it reminds Sam about how Amelia's supposedly-dead husband turns out to have been alive and well the whole time he and Amelia were together]], which makes it a little less funny.)
1558* Castiel initially assumes that WesternAnimation/BugsBunny is "some kind of insect-rabbit hybrid."
1559
1560[[AC:8x10 - Torn and Frayed]]
1561* Dean's exasperation at waking up to find Castiel standing over him staring at him.
1562* Dean trying to hide the Asian porn on his laptop from Cas.
1563* When a burn victim asks Dean whether he's serious when asked to remember the exact Enochian words he heard earlier, Cas says "Yes, that's his serious face."
1564* While undoubtedly intended as a serious, shocking moment, the entire sequence of Crowley finding out about [[spoiler:the existence of an angel tablet]] while Sam, Dean, and Castiel try to break in is so {{Narm}}fully ridiculous that it's completely hilarious: Castiel sits down and cowers in the corner with his sword like a little kid hugging his teddy bear while Sam and Dean ignore him and take turns throwing themselves at the door in the most inept way possible while Crowley dramatically announces what everyone on the Internet had already figured out months ago: "Holy mother of sin... (dramatic zoom) [[spoiler:there's an angel tablet]]."
1565* Kevin jams on his headphones in irritation over Dean pacing up and down. Dean uses the opportunity to confess that he thinks Kevin's mum is hot.
1566* Castiel's abduction of Sam to take part in the mission. No chitchat, no explanation, just scares the crap out of him with a StealthHiBye, makes a pithy comment about Sam's people-watching and suddenly Sam's on the boat.
1567
1568[[AC:8x11 - LARP and the Real Girl]]
1569* The ending, namely [[spoiler:Dean leading the [=LARPer=] troops into a battle, complete with RousingSpeech taken directly from ''Film/{{Braveheart}}''. There's dramatic music too, which pauses when they need to stop because someone threw a frisbee into the middle of the battleground.]]
1570-->'''Charlie''': Is that the speech from--
1571-->'''Sam''': It's the only one he knows.
1572* Earlier, when Sam announces that one of the victims had been killed by belladonna poisoning, Dean and Charlie simultaneously exclaim, "The porn star?!" Cue stare from Sam and awkward silence.
1573* Dean getting fed up with the geeks, pulling out his gun and firing it off, causing everyone to jump.
1574** Everyone except Sam. Who seems all too used to (and tired of) Dean's antics.
1575* Dean repeatedly wandering off-topic to help Charlie improve her tactics in the LARP and getting into the game.
1576* ''"This episode is dedicated to the men, women, elves, demigods, magi, druids and chamber pot servants who gave their lives fighting and winning for the Queen of Moons in the Battle of the Kingdoms. Go bravely into the next world, fallen soldiers."''
1577
1578[[AC:8x13 - Everybody Hates Hitler]]
1579* '''The title''' of the episode.
1580* Dean catches the golem and confronts him, only to find out just how big the thing is. This is immediately followed by Dean getting thrown out of the woods screaming.
1581* Aaron's reaction to the body burning: "Oh God. These guys are psychopaths."
1582** Followed by [[spoiler:[[NotHelpingYourCase Sam warming his hands over said burning body]]]].
1583* Aaron explaining what happened to the golem manual. At first, the background music makes it seem like it's an emotional-type of story... [[spoiler:[[MoodWhiplash but then it's revealed he used it for blunt paper]]]].
1584-->'''Aaron''': When I went to high school, I sort of...drifted. I started getting off the academic track, and, uh, I kind of...[[spoiler:I kind of smoked it]].
1585* Just the whole SurroundedByIdiots demeanor of the golem, who you'd normally think would be DumbMuscle. "He [[spoiler:''smoked'' the pages]]..."
1586** The golem kvetching about Aaron:
1587--->'''Golem''': This boy knows nothing, observes none of the mitzvahs, labors on Sabbath, dines on swine.
1588--->'''Aaron''': Everybody loves bacon!
1589--->''[Dean makes an agreeing look]''
1590
1591[[AC:8x14 - Trial and Error]]
1592* Dean on his decorating his room in the Men of Letters hideout: "I'm nesting."
1593** Dean's comment on his bed: "It's Memory Foam. It remembers me."
1594*** And then literally moments after he mentions how much he likes having a clean room, Sam tosses a gum wrapper and misses the trash can. The look Dean gives him is priceless.
1595* When Dean gets a call from Kevin about his breakthrough on the tablet, he ditches his (apparently fantastic) burger to make for Kevin's safe-house-boat. Sam gets up to follow...and then comes back for his burger.
1596* Dean on seeing his digs at the Cassidy house: "I miss my room."
1597* Dean, to a horse, after mucking out some stalls: "I hate you."
1598
1599[[AC:8x15 - Man's Best Friend With Benefits]]
1600* The way that Sam falls back and lands in the bin after being forced back. It's as though Jared was aiming to fall normally, landed with his knee stuck and then just carried on with the scene.
1601* Dean's [[{{Squick}} reaction]] to finding out about James and Portia's InterspeciesRomance.
1602-->"But you're a... and he, he's uh..."
1603* Sam congratulating Dean on his personal growth, having gone for over 15 hours ''without'' making a bestiality joke.
1604* Portia noticing Dean's obvious distraction trying to work out the logistics of James and Portia's sex-life, clearly wondering if "Doggy-style" might be ''literal'' in this case?
1605* Sam tries to prevent Dean from throwing out [=Dog!Portia=], trying to get him to let her stay the night so they can find her owner in the morning (thinking at the time she's just a regular Doberman). Then Dean sees [=Human!Portia=]:
1606-->'''Dean''': ''[looks in at her lounging on his bed]'' She can stay the night.
1607-->'''Sam''': ''[sees Portia as a human]'' Two seconds ago she was a dog.
1608
1609[[AC:8x16 - Remember the Titans]]
1610* "Shane's" former flame showing up with a son who shares his curse. They explain everything to her.
1611-->'''Hayley''': Okay, so Ollie's dad is [[spoiler:a Greek god who has been cursed to die every day by Zeus.]] And you guys are...Ghostbusters. Am I getting this right?
1612-->'''Dean''': Well, you know, due to the fact that your son is currently, albeit temporarily, dead, I'm gonna let that one slide.
1613* Dean's failed attempt at humor with "Dragon Penis".
1614* Dean starts planing a robbery to get an ingredient - a fulgurite - only to be told by Hailey that the stone in question can be bought cheap at new age shops.
1615** And he looks so disappointed, too.
1616*** Even more HilariousInHindsight when you remember in Season 7 that they robbed a couple of a fulgurite to summon Death.
1617* When they're trying to figure out who "Shane" is:
1618-->'''Sam''': What do we know of that has Jason Bourne fighting skills, [[DeathIsCheap dies a lot]], and has a history with violent women?
1619-->'''Dean''': I dunno... ''you?''
1620-->'''Sam''': (''bitch face'')
1621* The faces Dean makes while Sam is [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu taunting Artemis]] are pretty golden.
1622
1623[[AC:8x17 - Goodbye Stranger]]
1624* Dean finding the very first edition of ''Busty Asian Beauties'' (titled "Voluptuous Asian Lovelies") in the bunker, admitting that he ''does'' know how it would sell for on eBay, before finally asking Sam for [[IllBeInMyBunk ten minutes]].
1625* Dean completely failing to recognize the religious and historical significance of the Spear of Destiny.
1626* Castiel patching Meg up alternated between this and a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
1627-->'''Meg''': You really do know how to make a girl's nethers quiver, don't you?
1628-->'''Cas''': (''deadpan'') I am aware of how to do that. (''glances at Meg's "nethers"'')
1629** They start talking about [[CallBack the pizza man]].
1630--->'''Meg''': We survive this, I'm gonna order some pizza and we're gonna [[DestructoNookie move some furniture around]], do you understand?
1631--->'''Cas''': No, I-I... Wait, actually... Yes.
1632*** Made more funny since Castiel actually ''does'' appear to be [[DatingCatwoman considering the offer]].
1633*** Prior to that, when she calls him by her AffectionateNickname.
1634---->'''Meg''': Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence?
1635---->'''Cas''': I don't know. (''beat'') And I still have no idea who Clarence is.
1636*** Cas's extreme [[LiteralMinded literal-mindedness]] strikes again when she responds to the above thusly:
1637----> '''Meg''': Would it kill you to watch a movie? Read a book?
1638----> '''Cas''': A movie no, but a book? With the proper spells, yes, it could probably kill me.
1639*** Dean picking up on all the above and referring to them as "[[PortmanteauCoupleName Megstiel]]".
1640* When Sam and Dean are discussing how they don't think they can trust Castiel anymore:
1641-->'''Castiel''': (''in the other room'') You know, I can hear you both. I am a celestial being.
1642** On Castiel's latest rant:
1643--->'''Dean''': He puts the 'ass' in 'Cass'.
1644* Sam tells Meg about his year off. She doesn't understand one part:
1645-->'''Meg''': You hit a dog and then stopped... [[EvilCannotComprehendGood why?]]
1646-->(''beat'')
1647-->'''Sam''': That ''whole'' story, and ''that's'' your take away?
1648-->'''Meg''': No, I get it. You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I threw up in my mouth a little...
1649*** Crosses over into [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoment heartwarming territory]] when she finishes this statement by saying, in complete SincerityMode "And honestly? I kinda get it."
1650* Crowley finds out that Cas is the one who's been screwing up his operations, bringing either a bit of {{corpsing}} or ActuallyPrettyFunny from Sam.
1651-->'''Crowley''': Castiel. So, that's who's been poking my boys -- and not in a sexy way.
1652* When Crowley proposes a deal with Naomi, she leaves silently before he even finishes.
1653-->'''Crowley''': Maybe we can make a deal before this gets truly bollocksed. I mean, I must have something that you want. ''[looks over, notices she's gone]'' Tart stole [[StealthHiBye my move.]]
1654* "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Shut up, Meg.]]"
1655* Once the boys rescue Meg from her captors Sam points out that Meg giving up information to them resulted in a lot of innocent deaths, Meg responds.
1656-->'''Meg''': Hi, I'm Meg. I'm a demon.
1657
1658[[AC:8x18 - Freaks and Geeks]]
1659* Dean asks to speak for a moment with the boy who has been flirting with Krissy all episode.
1660-->'''Dean''': Aiden. Listen, there's, uh, something I want to tell you about Krissy.
1661-->'''Aiden''': I know. I know. You'll kill me if I ever hurt her. Blah. Blah. Blah.
1662-->'''Dean''': No, no. No. ''She'll'' kill you. ''[pats him on the back]'' Good luck.
1663
1664[[AC:8x19 - Taxi Driver]]
1665* Sam finds Bobby in Hell. Bobby immediately punches him in the face, assuming it's just another demon trying to torture him. Sam then proceeds with one of the weirdest examples of a TrustPassword ever seen.
1666-->'''Sam''': If it's not Sam... Then how do I know all about you and Tori Spelling?
1667-->'''Bobby'''': What?
1668-->'''Sam''': You're a fan. Yeah. Or-or, uh... Okay. What about your free pedicure at the Mall of America? You made Dean swear to never tell another living soul how it changed your life.
1669** When the two are making their way back into Purgatory, a doppleganger of Sam tries to confuse Bobby. Bobby stabs one, getting the demon impersonator.
1670--->'''Sam''': You knew somehow, right?
1671--->'''Bobby''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Took a chance. 50/50.
1672* The fact that Bobby's version of {{Hell}} was literally just Sam and Dean coming in and bugging him everyday.
1673* When Naomi shows up to help the boys, Crowley gripes "Oh, come on!"
1674** Then he makes the mistake of calling Naomi a "bureaucrat." Naomi prepares to smite Crowley, who wisely [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere hauls ass]].
1675
1676[[AC:8x20 - Pac-Man Fever]]
1677* While it's a worrying sign of how bad Sam's condition is, it's hard not to laugh when the bottle of beer Dean throws over at Sam just smashes on the floor.
1678-->'''Dean''': That's why we don't have nice things, Sam.
1679* After "[=LARP=] and the Real Hunter", Charlie decided to read up on how to be a hunter...by reading ''[[CallBack the Supernatural books]]''. Sam is, understandably, miffed.
1680-->'''Sam''': (to Dean) We need to find every single copy of those books [[KillItWithFire and burn them]].
1681-->(cut to Charlie)
1682-->'''Charlie''': (apologetic) [[KickTheDog They're online now, so good luck with that.]]
1683** Of special note is Charlie's reaction to learning the event of the books ''actually'' happened:
1684--->'''Charlie''': Wow. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall That is some meta madness.]] (to Dean) [[PetTheDog Thanks for saving the world and stuff.]] (to Sam) [[CartwrightCurse Sorry you have zero luck with the ladies.]]
1685* Sam gets benched after he proves unable to hit a man-sized target on the shooting range. Dean takes a case with Charlie, of all people. Sam, meanwhile, finds himself back on the range...
1686-->''[Sam lands two rounds on the paper, but still not in the silhouette]''
1687-->''[{{beat}}]''
1688-->'''Sam''': Close enough.
1689** Sam then shows up at another crime scene, and when Dean leaves in the Impala (leaving Charlie with Sam):
1690--->'''Charlie''': Is he leaving? He's leaving!
1691--->'''Sam''': That's alright. [[HeroStoleMyBike I stole your car]], I think I know where he's going. Come on.
1692--->'''Charlie''': Cool. ''[{{beat}}]'' Wait, you stole my car?
1693*** [[FromBadToWorse Fun fact?]] ''Dean was Charlie's ride.''
1694* While distracting the coroner while Dean and Sam investigate, Charlie asks her about pantsuits. [[spoiler:Which she gladly responds to.]]
1695* Later, they're trying to nail down what the MonsterOfTheWeek is, and Charlie keeps shooting down Sam's suggestions, having eliminated the possibilities on her [=iPad=]:
1696-->'''Sam''': ''(glares at the device)'' I hate that thing. ''(beat)'' I want one.
1697** And then Dean trumps ''both'' of them by identifying the monster... using the Journal.
1698--->'''Charlie''': ''(glares at the Journal)'' I hate that thing. ''(beat)'' [[IronicEcho And I want one.]]
1699* After Charlie is attacked by a djinn, Dean drinks dream root to help snap her out of the coma she's stuck in.
1700-->'''Dean''': ''[to Sam]'' Alright, I'm gonna need to go sleep fast, so, punch me. [Sam gives him a look] Look, man, I know you don't want to, okay ''[gets punched by Sam, but not knocked out]'' ''[{{beat}}]'' Well, you're a little off your game there, cause I was, that was pretty... ''[Sam cold-clocks him]''
1701
1702[[AC:8x21 - The Great Escapist]]
1703* Ion and Esper's explanation to Naomi as to just ''why'' they can't track Castiel.
1704* Crowley asks Kevin just what it was that [[spoiler:made him realize the Sam and Dean checking up on him were Crowley's fakes]].
1705-->'''Kevin''': Really, it was the way they acted. I don't think [[spoiler: on their best day Sam and Dean]] would go into town and get me a barbecue dinner. Not when there are leftover burritos in the fridge.
1706-->'''Crowley''': So, [[spoiler: my demons]] were ''too polite''?
1707-->'''Kevin''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Yeah.
1708-->'''Crowley''': Huh. Well I'll be a son of a whore.
1709
1710[[AC:8x22 - Clip Show]]
1711* Castiel thinks that a logical step towards getting Dean to forgive him is to buy him beer, porn, toilet paper and pie.
1712** And the increasingly desperate cashier.
1713--->''Castiel leaves the door to a rack of frozen goods open''
1714--->'''Cashier:''' Dude.
1715--->''Castiel takes a box of eggs out and cracks one on the floor''
1716--->'''Cashier:''' ''Dude.''
1717--->''Castiel knocks over an entire rack of food''
1718--->'''Cashier:''' ''DUDE!''
1719** Turns out they're out of pie. Castiel deals with it by physically threatening the poor cashier.
1720--->'''Castiel:''' You don't understand. ''[[SeriousBusiness I need. PIE.]]''
1721--->'''Metatron:''' Put the virgin down, Castiel.
1722
1723[[AC:8x23 - Sacrifice]]
1724* Ever wonder what Crowley's ringtone for Dean is? Well, wonder no more! It's [[spoiler:"Baby Got Back" by Sir-Mix-a-Lot]]. Oh, ''Crowley''.
1725* While Sam is [[spoiler: trying to cure Crowley]]:
1726-->'''Crowley:''' (''singing''): [[Music/DavidBowie Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes. Don't want to be a richer man Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes. Just gonna have to be a different man. Time may change me, but I can't trace time.]]
1727* Crowley and the boys meet to swap the tablets.
1728-->'''Dean''': And the contract?
1729-->''[Crowley pulls a scroll that he throws out to unroll in the remaining 10 feet between him and the brothers. Dean looks down at the enormous contract.]''
1730-->'''Dean''': Yeah, I'm sure there's no hidden agendas in there.
1731* Sam is about to go into confession. Problem is he doesn't know where to start. Dean suggests a few of Sam's finer moments (Ruby, killing Lilith, setting Lucifer free, losing his soul, not looking for Dean when he was in Purgatory), and then:
1732-->'''Dean''': Or, hey, how about [[NoodleIncident what you did to, uh, Penny Markle in the sixth grade?]] Why don't you lead with that?
1733-->'''Sam''': Well that was ''you''.
1734-->''[{{beat}}]''
1735-->'''Dean''': Carry on.
1736[[/folder]]
1737
1738[[folder:Season 9]]
1739[[AC:9x01 - I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here]]
1740* When Castiel tries to use his angel powers on what looks to be a biker dude at a payphone. [[spoiler:[[OhCrap They don't work]]]] and the guy's reaction is "I'm gonna finish this phone call and then I'm gonna stab you."
1741* Castiel repeatedly insisting that he doesn't need food or water. Later, at a laundromat after he's [[RefugeInAudacity stripped off his bloody clothing]] to wash, he [[SadisticChoice has to choose]] between using the money he has left to either wash the clothes or buy a snack. He leaves with the most ridiculous clothes on.
1742* Dean has Crowley in the Impala's trunk: "One for yes, two for no. You alive?"
1743* When Dean is confronted by an angel and another one, named Ezekiel, approaches and the two engage in a fight before Dean [[spoiler:kills the one who attacked him]], Ezekiel tells Dean he has come to help...before passing out. Dean frowns and mouths "Okay" with the most hilarious expression.
1744
1745[[AC:9x02 - Devil May Care]]
1746* Dean's advice to Kevin. "Oh, next time the world's ending, grab a gun!"
1747* Dean and Abaddon. "Are we gonna fight or make out, bitch? Because I'm getting mixed signals."
1748* Crowley's entire conversation with Dean and Sam, with this highlight. "Torture? Great, can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier. Really putting the S-A-M in S And M." And "What are you going to do to me that I don't do to myself for kicks, every Friday night."
1749* Sam mentions that the area they're in might still be poisonous. Dean covers his junk.
1750-->'''Sam:''' Um, that's not gonna do you much good.
1751* "Check the net for anything [[BuffySpeak angely. Or demony. Or monstery, or ghosty, or]]... [[LampshadeHanging It's going to be a busy year.]]"
1752* After Dean acknowledges the current situation going on in his and Sam's lives (Kevin living with them, Crowley in the basement, etc.):
1753-->'''Dean''': Crap, we're livin' in a friggen sitcom.
1754* When the demons approach the abandoned diner:
1755-->'''Sam''': They're coming.
1756-->'''Dean''': Good.
1757-->'''Sam''': And they've got assault rifles.
1758-->'''Dean''': Okay, less good.
1759
1760[[AC:9x03 - I'm No Angel]]
1761* Dean and Sam's reaction to finding out Cas had sex. And when Dean asks if he used protection, Cas mentions he had the angel-killing knife with him.
1762** And once Cas has left the room, Dean just looks so damn ''happy'' for him. One Tumblr summarizes his reaction as [[http://andythanfiction.tumblr.com/post/64968435230/i-know-a-lot-of-people-were-upset-about-dean-s "Dude, my little angel done growed up."]]
1763--->'''Dean:''' Our little Cas. Gave it up to ''[[spoiler:a reaper]]''!
1764** There's no denying the AccidentalInnuendo that results when Cas, after calling his night with April "very educational", tells the Winchesters they'll be "great teachers".
1765* The weird looks Cas gets from the other homeless people when starts saying unusual things like how he'll never get used to urinating.
1766* The awkward moment after Cas and April have sex and both ask the other if it was "okay."
1767
1768[[AC:9x04 - Slumber Party]]
1769* Following up from "Pac-Man Fever", it's revealed that someone had uploaded Chuck's unpublished books onto Amazon. Who?
1770-->'''Charlie''': I don't know. Their screen name was [[spoiler:[[CallBack beckywinchester176]]]]. (''cut to Dean, reacting in exasperation'') (''cut back to Charlie'') Ring a bell?
1771-->(''cut to Sam'')
1772-->'''Sam''': [[BadLiar None. Uh, nobody's. Uh, no, there are no bells. (cut back to Charlie, looking at Sam suspiciously) Uh... No.]]
1773* After Charlie, Sam and Dean watch the first season of Game of Thrones, what Dean think about Joffrey Baratheon?
1774--> '''Dean:''' [[{{Understatement}} That Joffrey is a dick.]]
1775* [[GroinAttack "Sorry about the nards, Dean."]]
1776* Crowley's response to being asked what the Wicked Witch said to him: "Something along the lines of" [''hisses'']
1777** Crowley's whistling of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" is hilarious.
1778* The boys come into their trashed-by-the-Wicked-Witch kitchen. Dean's response to the mess?
1779-->'''Dean''': Damnit, I just cleaned in here...
1780
1781[[AC:9x05 - Dog Dean Afternoon]]
1782* Dean takes a look at the potion that will let him understand animals.
1783-->'''Dean''': Doesn't look so bad. ''[drinks it]'' ''[{{beat}}]'' I was wrong.
1784* Dean acting like a dog: playing fetch, scratching behind his ear, barking at the mailman, ''[[SlowMotionPassBy checking out]] [[BestialityIsDepraved a poodle]]''.
1785* When Dean argued with the pigeon and was about to shoot it.
1786* The dog's first words to Dean: "Change the station." Prompting an argument about Dean's definition of classic rock.
1787
1788[[AC:9x06 - Heaven Can't Wait]]
1789* [[ForInconveniencePressOne Crowley's "phone call"]]
1790-->'''Crowley''': You'll connect me to Abaddon right away or I'll be forced to-[{{beat}}]
1791-->'''Sam''': What? What happened?
1792-->'''Crowley''': I've been placed on hold.
1793* When Crowley refuses to help Sam translate the tablet, Sam mocks Crowley by saying that [[HeroKiller Abaddon]] is [[EvilerThanThou scarier]] than he's been in years. The King of Hell retaliates by crumpling up a piece of paper and throwing it in Sam's face like a pouty little kid. [[SarcasmMode Crowley really showed him, huh?]]
1794
1795[[AC:9x08 - Rock and a Hard Place]]
1796* Not long after the boys take a purity pledge, becoming born-again virgins, there's Dean talking about why sex is awesome...to a purity group.
1797* Sheriff Mills and Sam need a virgin's blood to make a weapon to kill the MonsterOfTheWeek.
1798-->'''Jody''': Where are we gonna get a virgin?
1799-->'''Sam''': I'm a virgin!
1800-->'''Jody''': Sorry, Sam, I think we need the real [=McCoy=] here.
1801** They then go to another member of the purity group, who understandably freaks out when told that they need her blood.
1802--->'''Tammy''': I'm calling the cops!
1803--->'''Jody''': ''[punches her in the nose]'' I am the cops! ''[wipes the blood they need from Tammy's nose]''
1804--->'''Tammy''': [[GoshDarnitToHeck What the fudge,]] lady!
1805--->'''Jody''': ''[hands her a packet of tissues]'' Wipe your nose, dear.
1806
1807[[AC:9x10 - Road Trip]]
1808* Cas returns to his IconicOutfit, minus the tie. Crowley cracks a joke about how he's unrecognizable without it.
1809* Cas' new car. Upon seeing it, Crowley snarks:
1810-->'''Crowley''': Really? What are you, a pimp?
1811-->'''Castiel''': I like it.
1812* "Your phallus-on-wheels just ran a red light in Somerset, Pennsylvania."
1813* Crowley's plant at an NSA listening post [[VillainousCrush gushing about how hot Cas is]]. But specifically Angel!Cas; Human!Cas didn't do it for her.
1814
1815[[AC:9x11 - First Born]]
1816* Cain's pretty unruffled observation of Dean's fighting skills as Dean battles a couple of demons.
1817-->'''Cain''': (''while Dean is on the dining table'') Doing great.
1818* The fact that the demons didn't start to attack until [[TheDreaded Cain]] make sure he's not going to fight. In fact, Cain spend the whole fight acting as if he's watching the TV.
1819
1820[[AC:9x14 - Captives]]
1821* How [[spoiler:Kevin]] makes his presence known to Sam and Dean: By repeatedly dinging the coffee maker when Sam thinks that the ghost haunting the bunker must be a more recent death, then dinging it even more when Dean denies that it could be [[spoiler:Kevin]].
1822* Del the intern demon. Spends most of his time complaining about not being allowed to kill any captured humans and making fun of Crowley's accent.
1823
1824[[AC:9x16 - Blade Runners]]
1825* Crowley "drunk-dialing" Dean;
1826-->'''Dean''': Yeah, but his ass is on the line too, he goes missing for weeks on end without a peep. Well, not one that makes sense anyway. Listen to this.
1827-->'''Crowley''': Dean... [indecipherable]
1828-->'''Sam''': Wait a second. Did he drunk-dial you?
1829* Crowley's caller ID for Dean is "Not-Moose."
1830* Crowley falling off the wagon. Drunk and addicted to human blood, he:
1831** Cries watching ''Casablanca'' while holding a champagne glass upside down.
1832** Steals blood bags, candy, and kidnaps people.
1833** Cares about nothing but pizza and sex.
1834* Sam and Dean's "intervention" for Crowley.
1835* Crowley trying to steal candy from a vending machine, and Dean reminding him that he's ''"the king of rotten. Act like it!"''
1836* Nicole "Snooki" Pollizi [[spoiler:is a Crossroads Demon]]. Dean says it best:
1837-->'''Dean''': Well, that explains a lot.
1838** And then Sam and Dean begin an exorcism, which no doubt left the real Snooki wondering what the hell she was doing in the middle of nowhere.
1839* When Dean is [[spoiler:taken captive by Magnus]]:
1840-->'''Magnus''': Dean, I am offering you the moon here -- to be part of the greatest collection of all time, to be young forever. Let me teach you my secrets, hmm? Be my companion. I have to be honest with you, it has gotten lonely here over the years.
1841-->'''Dean''': When you were saying any of that, did it feel at all creepy?
1842* Abaddon's mooks [[spoiler:keying the Impala. Bastards!]]
1843-->'''Dean''': [[spoiler:Demon mitts all over my baby. Oh, come on! Now they're keying cars??]]
1844** Made funnier upon reading [[http://gekizetsu.net/evernatural.htm this]] fanfiction, which was written approximately six years before the episode aired. It opens with a similar scene (Dean discovering that [[spoiler:"demons" have screwed with the Impala to screw with him]]) that manages to be even more hilarious.
1845
1846[[AC:9x17 - Mother's Little Helper]]
1847* Sam, working alone, is getting beaten up by a demon. He fiddles with his phone for a moment, before tossing it away from them as [[CrazyPrepared a recording of him speaking the exorcism chant plays]]. It works. Seems like someone's been listening to the suggestions the fans made.
1848
1849[[AC:9x19 - Alex Annie Alexis Ann]]
1850* Sam and Dean interrupt a vampire destroying a corpse using [[LudicrousGibs a woodchipper]].
1851-->'''Dean''': Hey, you need a hand with that? ''[the vampire turns away, revealing [[AnArmAndALeg a hand sticking out of the feed tray]]]'' Oh. [[BlackHumor Guess not!]]
1852* Sam and Dean messing with Jody, after she show them the vampire she killed:
1853--> '''Dean''': I don't know, Sammy. Looks like Jody might not need our help anymore.
1854--> '''Sam''': Oh, they grow up too fast.
1855
1856[[AC:9x21 - King of the Damned]]
1857* Crowley's reaction to being betrayed by his inner circle.
1858-->'''Crowley''': No one in the history of torture has been [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with!]]
1859* Crowley's son Gavin, after being brought to the present by Abaddon, thinks they're in Heaven and even asks Crowley and Abaddon if they're angels. Crowley and Abaddon share a look and go "Wow."
1860* Dean and Sam's interrogation of Ezra, in which they essentially use ReversePsychology on the angel to get him to reveal what he knows about Metatron.
1861
1862[[AC:9x23 - Do You Believe In Miracles]]
1863* Castiel explaining to [[spoiler: Gadreel]] how they're going to sneak past Metatron's guards:
1864-->'''Castiel''': (''holding out a set of handcuffs'') [[TrojanPrisoner Wookie]].
1865-->''(beat)''
1866-->'''[[spoiler: Gadreel]]''': Brother, I have no idea what that means.
1867-->'''Castiel''': It's a reference to a [[Franchise/StarWars popular movie]]... never mind.
1868** The true hilarity of this comes from the fact that it's CAS, who has completely misunderstood every pop culture joke for the last five seasons, who makes this reference.
1869[[/folder]]
1870
1871[[folder:Season 10]]
1872* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD0dJRFcvYU&list=UUJeXUfGgaoewVMgeBeYi8LA From the Season 10 trailer]]: After an intense montage of Demon!Dean's rampage set to [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Royal Blood's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhgVu2lsi_k "Figure It Out"]], we end with Demon!Dean at a karaoke bar, on stage, singing to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk Right Side Fred's "I'm Too Sexy"]] [[TakeThat as the audience boos]].
1873
1874[[AC:10x01 - Black]]
1875* Deanmon's horrific new hobby: Singing karaoke to a booing crowd, and with such hits as "Imaginary Lover" and "I'm Too Sexy."
1876
1877* Dean and Crowley as "Besties":
1878--> '''Crowley''': ''[having just walked in on Dean and a cocktail waitress in bed]'' In my bed?!
1879--> '''Dean''': Oh yeah... ''[gives Crowley a puppy dog smile]''
1880--> '''Crowley''': [[ContinuityNod Jerk.]]
1881--> '''Dean''': [[ContinuityNod Bitch.]]
1882--> '''Waitress''': Get a room, you two.
1883--> '''Crowley''': Had a room! Until you two soiled it.
1884
1885* "The Misadventures of Growley and Squirrel."
1886
1887* The cashier at the Gas 'N Sip calling Dean "The Porn Guy" and his "SAY MY NAME!" montage. And Sam's face during it all.
1888
1889* Crowley being sick of "howling at the moon" with Deanmon:
1890--> '''Crowley''': If I have to spend one more night in this fetid petri dish of broken dreams and B.O., I will cut off my own face.
1891
1892* The blink-and-you'll-miss-it quote where Crowley says that he will always treasure the Flickr albums he and Deanmon have made on their vacation.
1893
1894* When Hannah shows up at Castiel's motel room door, Castiel's robe is open, and while we don't see anything, ''she'' clearly does. And it takes Cas about two minutes of them staring at each other in silence for him to realize what's going on.
1895-->'''Castiel''': I'm sensing awkwardness.
1896
1897[[AC:10x02 - Reichenbach]]
1898* Crowley's sales pitch to Deanmon. Even funnier because he actually sounds like a real Viagra commercial.
1899--> '''Crowley''': So how you been feeling? On edge, pent-up, unfulfilled?
1900--> '''Deanmon''': You sound like a Viagra commercial, you know that, right?
1901
1902* Deanmon's drink order for Crowley:
1903--> '''Deanmon''': Two shots here, and he'll have something fancy with your tiniest umbrella.
1904** And Crowley's face when the drink arrives. It doesn't just have a tiny umbrella; it is garnished with a plethora of brightly colored decorations...including a tiny ''pitchfork''. His response: "Danke."
1905
1906* The entire conversation between Lester and Deanmon, the latter just clearly enjoying playing around with the stupid idiot:
1907-->'''Deanmon''': Listen--and this is Murder 101--when you hire someone to kill your wife, you don't want to be around when the hit goes down. It's called an "alibi."
1908-->'''Lester''': Yeah, I know what an alibi is. I watch ''Series/FranklinAndBash''.
1909-->'''Deanmon''': ''[clearly not knowing what that is]'' ...Super. Listen, man, you sold your soul for this crap so--
1910-->'''Lester''': It's not crap! It's my life. And she flushed it down the toilet.
1911-->'''Deanmon''': Les. I'm going to say something to you, and I need you to really listen to me. You're a loser. Your lady in there, she's a North Dakota eight and you're a four-and-a-half tops. Now I don't blame her for stepping out, especially if she found out you were messing around first.
1912-->'''Lester''': Oh no! I...I wasn't... ''[Deanmon just gives him a "Come on" look]'' How do you know?
1913-->'''Deanmon''': Well, you just got that pervy "I'd do anything to nail my secretary" look.
1914-->'''Lester''': Oh no, it's different when guys do it.
1915-->'''Deanmon''': ''[clearly amused]'' Really?
1916--> '''Lester''': Yeah. It's called "science." ''[throughout his entire speech, Deanmon radiates contempt and being sick of looking at him]'' Men aren't built for monogamy because of evolution. We're programmed to, you know, spread our seed.
1917-->''[Deanmon hits him--'''hard''']''
1918-->'''Deanmon''': Like I said, loser with a capital "L" rhymes with "you suck."
1919-->'''Lester''': [[TooStupidToLive Yeah, well, you're a punk-ass demon, you work for me now. So get in there and do your job, you freak.]]
1920-->'''Dean''': And what are you gonna do, you gonna watch? Is that what you like to do Lester, watch? Well, watch this.
1921-->''[Dean stabs Lester with the First Blade, lightly smiling the entire time]''
1922
1923* Castiel and the Little Girl, both a Crowning Moment of Funny and Heartwarming.
1924--> '''Little Girl''': Did you have a good dream?
1925--> '''Castiel''': Well, I, uh, I don't really dream.
1926--> '''Little Girl''': Why? One time I dreamed that my snot was a rocket and it shot into space and knocked down the stars to make room for more rockets!
1927--> '''Castiel''': That sounds like some very special snot.
1928
1929* Deanmon's fight with Cole when he not only says a famous line but actually [[BriefAccentImitation puts on a bit of a Spanish accent for it]].
1930-->'''Deanmon''': What did you think was going to happen, huh? You just stroll up here and say, "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." And I'd just roll over?
1931
1932* The photo of Deanmon and Crowley wearing cowboy hats. True, it was seen during a sad moment, but still hilarious.
1933
1934[[AC:10x05 - Fan Fiction]]
1935* Sam and Dean walking into the play and seeing Fake!Bobby and Fake!Cas, and the horror on their faces as they see Fake!Dean singing "I'm Big Brother Dean" and Dean's response "What the holy hell..."
1936
1937* Dean vehemently saying "There's no singing in ''Supernatural''!" He's trying so hard to believe that.
1938
1939* Dean and Marie defending the song "Carry On Wayward Son" as a classic.
1940
1941* Sam actually enjoying the production values of the play, and Dean's absolutely epic DeathGlare that makes him shut up.
1942
1943* Dean being uncomfortable about the Wincest subtext in the play, and the Destiel subtext as well. Lots of subtext. And Sam coming up with different names for Destiel, and wondering if Sastiel exists. It does.
1944** There's also a moment [[ThrowItIn that wasn't scripted]]: When Dean learns of Destiel, after [[{{Beat}} a few seconds of confusion]], [[AsideGlance he gives a]] ''[[AsideGlance very]]'' [[AsideGlance telling glare towards the camera]]. [[http://www.geekchicelite.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/JensenLook_0652.jpg Ta dah.]]
1945
1946* The fanon ending to the play:
1947--> '''Dean''': You wrote your own ending, with spaceships.
1948--> '''Marie''': And robots, and some ninjas, and then Dean becomes a woman... It's just for a few scenes.
1949
1950* Dean's description of Seasons 6 and beyond:
1951-->'''Dean''': Alright, Shakespeare, you know that I can actually tell you what really happened with Sam and Dean. A friend of mine hooked me up with the unpublished-unpublished books. So Sam came back from Hell, but without his soul, and Cas brought in a bunch of Leviathans from Purgatory. They lost Bobby, and then Cas and Dean got stuck in Purgatory, Sam hit a dog. Uh, they met a prophet named Kevin, they lost him too. Then Sam underwent a series of trials in an attempt to close the Gates of Hell which nearly cost him his life. And Dean, he became a demon, a Knight of Hell actually.
1952-->'''Marie''': Wow.
1953-->'''Dean''': Yup.
1954-->'''Marie''': [[SelfDeprecation That is some of the worst fanfiction I have ever heard.]] I mean, seriously, where did your friend find this garbage? And not saying that ours is a masterpiece or anything, but jeez. I'll have to send you some links later.
1955* Dean being very, very unimpressed by the "horrific" scarecrow prop, and later saying that "It needed to burn."
1956* Dean quoting ''Theatre/{{Rent}}'':
1957-->'''Dean''': I know I have expressed some differences of opinion regarding this particular version of ''Supernatural''. But tonight is all about Marie's vision. This is Marie's ''Supernatural''. So I want you to get out there and I want you stand as close as she wants you to, and I want you to put as much sub into text as you possible can. There is no other road, no other way, no day but today.
1958-->'''Maeve''': Did he just quote ''Rent''?
1959-->'''Marie''': Not enough to get us in trouble.
1960* Both Sam and Dean thinking the BM, Brotherly Moment, scene means the Bowel Movement scene.
1961* Sam and Dean sharing an OhCrap look upon being reminded that their half-brother Adam is still in the cage with Lucifer, implying that they'd completely forgotten about him just like the fans suspected the writers had.
1962
1963[[AC:10x06 - Ask Jeeves]]
1964* Sam calling the [=LaCroix=] family WASPS.
1965
1966* All of the TabletopGame/{{Cluedo}} weapons that Dean and Sam pick up over the course of the episode: Lead pipe, wrench, knife, candlestick, revolver.
1967
1968* Beverly and Olivia hitting on Sam continuously throughout the episode, how uncomfortable Sam looks, and how amused Dean looks.
1969
1970* This exchange:
1971--> '''Sam''': We're not the bad guys, Dash.
1972--> '''Dash''': I beg to differ. You're wearing flannel.
1973
1974[[AC:10x07 - Girls, Girls, Girls]]
1975* Dean's profile on a dating service: [=Impala67=].
1976** And the fact that the girl he picked up through it turns out to be a hooker.
1977** And Dean's Code:
1978--->'''Dean''': No cash for ass.
1979
1980* The OhCrap face that the Pimp Demon makes when he sees his girl's client is Dean Winchester.
1981
1982* Crowley being pissed that he's now in the sex trade:
1983-->'''Crowley''': So you and your half-wit pal threw me into the sex trade? I'm evil; that's just tacky.
1984
1985* Castiel staring when Hannah disrobes to take a shower, and his stammering "What are you doing?"
1986
1987* Cole's first demon calling him a "noob" was pretty funny.
1988
1989* Rowena taunting Crowley in his dungeon was a great moment, then it was stunning:
1990-->'''Rowena''': The king, at last. King of what, [[Literature/GulliversTravels Lilliput]]? I mean, I heard you were short. Well, get to it. Time for the ''coup de grace'', wee boy. Something the matter with you? Cat got your tongue? Meow.
1991-->'''Crowley''': ''[staring in shock]'' [[WhamLine Mother?]]
1992
1993[[AC:10x08 - Hibbing 911]]
1994* While posing as feds (again), Sam tells Dean not to be so defensive about his "pretend job".
1995-->'''Dean''': You know, this badge ''means'' something.
1996-->'''Sam''': I made it at Kinko's.
1997-->'''Dean''': [[SincerityMode Yes you did. Be proud of that.]]
1998
1999
2000[[AC:10x09 - The Things We Left Behind]]
2001* Dean watching ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' and having a private moment with Sam's grilled cheese.
2002
2003* Claire's opinion of Season 4 Castiel. And Castiel insisting he wasn't '''that''' bad.
2004-->'''Claire''': You changed. The Castiel I met, he was crappy, like super stuck-up and dick and you just wanted to punch in his stupid angel face.
2005
2006* Dean's classification of an emergency:
2007--> '''Dean''': No Cas, an emergency is a dead body, okay, or a wigged-out angel, or the Apocalypse take three. Some chick bolting on you is no emergency, that's every Friday night for Sam.
2008--> '''Sam''': [Bitch Face]
2009
2010* Rowena weakly crying "FREEDOM!" after her cell mate calls her "''Film/{{Braveheart}}''."
2011
2012* Crowley recounting his awful childhood, his odd problems with it, and dismissing his demon aide Gerald's moment of camaraderie:
2013-->'''Crowley''': She was a horrible mother. Did I tell you the time that she almost traded me for three pigs? Three! I was an attractive child. I could juggle. I was worth ''five'' pigs, at least.
2014-->'''Gerald''': My Ma used to burn me with cigarettes.
2015-->'''Crowley''': Nobody cares, Gerald... Don't get me started about the name. "Fergus." Sounds like a venereal disease, and not the fun kind.
2016
2017* Rowena recounting Crowley's conception:
2018-->'''Crowley''': I didn't even have a father!
2019-->'''Rowena''': Of course you had a father. You were just conceived during a winter solstice orgy, and I wasn't taking names.
2020
2021* Dean and Claire's first exchange since Season 4:
2022-->'''Dean''': Whoa hey, Music/MileyCyrus, settle.
2023-->'''Claire''': Eat me, [[Creator/DavidHasselhoff Hasselhoff]].
2024
2025* This exchange between Cas and Dean about Claire:
2026-->'''Castiel''': Do you think Claire is in trouble?
2027-->'''Dean''': She's hanging out with a guy named "Randy," she's in trouble.
2028
2029[[AC:10x10 - The Hunter Games]]
2030* Pretty much every exchange between Crowley and Rowena that lasts longer than one sentence:
2031-->'''Rowena''': You're soaked in the horror sweat. I haven't seen that since the plague years. Darling, what can I do?
2032-->'''Crowley''': Not a thing, you evil bitch.
2033-->'''Rowena''': "Not a thing, you evil bitch," mother.
2034** Or:
2035--->'''Rowena''': Of course you recall the lovely lullaby I sang you nightly after you fed the goat.
2036--->'''Crowley''': You never sung me a lullaby; you dosed me with whiskey until I passed out.
2037--->'''Rowena''': Even then, I had a touch for pharmacology. Your mum was a prodigy.
2038--->'''Crowley''': Funny, not what I called you.
2039* Crowley's response to Sam and Dean's request:
2040-->'''Crowley''': You want me to procure the most dangerous weapon on the planet for Dean Winchester, the man who goes mental every time he touches it? I thought you wanted to go for a beer, catch a film.
2041* Sam and Metatron's brief exchange before Dean enters the room:
2042-->'''Metatron''': Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there, badass. Lighten up. Why do you just assume I won't help?
2043-->'''Sam''': Because you're a dickwad.
2044-->'''Metatron''': But I'm your dickwad.
2045
2046[[AC:10x12 - About a Boy]]
2047* Dean and Sam interviewing the homeless guy who saw the first victim disappear, and his theory on what is happening:
2048-->'''Bum''': Look we all know what's going here, okay.
2049-->'''Dean''': Don't say it.
2050-->'''Bum''': Aliens.
2051-->'''Dean''': He said it.
2052-->'''Sam''': Yeah, he did.
2053-->'''Bum''': Dude was abducted believe me I know. May 2003, those suckers they grabbed me, and they probed me everywhere, and I'm talking everywhere.
2054** And afterwards when dismissing options for the Monster of the Week, Dean wonders if that leaves them with "little green guys with a bottle of lube."
2055
2056* This conversation between Sam and Dean was hilarious:
2057-->'''Sam''': Not great. Turns out JP was about three days from getting evicted. His landlord said the guy blasted Music/NeilDiamond 24/7, and that his bathroom was quote "like staring into the Devil's butt."
2058-->'''Dean''': That's...vivid.
2059-->'''Sam''': And accurate, I saw it.
2060-->'''Dean''': You saw the john or--
2061-->'''Sam''': Don't.
2062
2063* Pretty much everything about Dean's regression to a 14-year-old. He likes Music/TaylorSwift, has acne again, can't drink or drive, and has lost all control of his penis ("I mean it's up, it's down, it's up for no reason").
2064
2065* This exchange:
2066-->'''Tina''': You know before, I thought you were just another drunk.
2067-->'''Dean''': I prefer functioning alcoholic.
2068
2069* Sam's shock at seeing Dean as a kid again and Dean's response to his queries: "Really, Sam, now? I got no grass on the infield and a girl's gonna to die."
2070
2071* Sam's look after a bystander mistakes de-aged Dean as his son.
2072
2073* When Sam and Dean are breaking back into the dungeon, they have this golden exchange as Dean tries to shimmy through the broken bars on the window:
2074-->'''Sam''': Dean, I'm way too big to fit in that.
2075-->'''Dean''': First time you ever had to say that, huh?
2076-->'''Sam''': ''[Epic Bitch Face]'' Big talk from the guy wearing Underoos.
2077
2078* Dean's response when he finds out that they are facing the Wicked Witch from Hansel and Gretel:
2079-->'''Dean''': Okay, we get to barbecue a celebrity, cool.
2080
2081* The Wicked Witch complaining about the AMBER alert and Dean's response: "I blame [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]]."
2082
2083[[AC:10x13 - Halt and Catch Fire]]
2084* Castiel has apparently discovered riverboat gambling.
2085
2086* Dean apologizing to Sam for taking him out of college after noticing how filled with co-eds the one they are in is.
2087
2088* Dean telling Sam that if he died and Sam "stunk [the Impala] up with taquitos," he would haunt and kill him.
2089
2090* Sam telling Dean that nothing ever actually gets deleted from the Internet, and Dean's subsequent uncomfortable look.
2091
2092* This exchange:
2093-->'''Dean''': Oh yeah, sure, Sammy, we'll just kill the Internet. Wait, can we?
2094-->'''Sam''': No, no, not really.
2095
2096[[AC:10x14 - The Executioner's Song]]
2097* Sam apparently collects serial killer stats as a hobby, to which Dean says that real hobbies are "bass fishing and needle point."
2098** Weirdly, Rowena agrees on that last one, as she's knitting in Crowley's court.
2099
2100[[AC:10x15 - The Things They Carried]]
2101* Dean assuming Sam is looking at porn and asking him to not do it where they eat, then calling it "erotica" when Sam gets defensive.
2102
2103[[AC:10x16 - Paint It Black]]
2104* Rowena giving a demon a second face on the back of his head because he annoyed her.
2105** And that demon's exasperation over it:
2106--->'''Two-Faced Demon''': No one dares retaliate of course, and yes one expects to suffer in Hell. But I fear I have reached my limit, to wit ''[turns around to show a second face on the back of his head]'' I mean seriously.
2107
2108* Dean asking Sam if he thought Sister Matthias had a thing for him, and Sam telling Dean that she's married to UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}.
2109
2110* The first half of Dean's confession when he's not taking it seriously. The second half is [[TearJerker not so funny...]]
2111
2112[[AC:10x17 - Inside Man]]
2113* The fact that Bobby's Heaven has a library which includes Tori Spelling biographies.
2114
2115* Sam's plan to see a movie and Dean's reaction:
2116-->'''Sam''': It's a French movie.
2117-->'''Dean''': You mean like nudie French?
2118-->'''Sam''': Even better. It's about a mime that's secretly a cockroach.
2119-->'''Dean''': ''[clearly weirded-out]'' I-I don't get it.
2120-->'''Sam''': Well, the ''New York Times'' said--
2121-->'''Dean''': [[TakeThat Who cares?]]
2122
2123* Crowley seeing Rowena naked:
2124-->'''Rowena''': Please, it's nothing you haven't seen before.
2125-->'''Crowley''': You're my mother, I don't want to see anything. I've been to Hell, thanks.
2126
2127* Rowena lying to Crowley about what she's doing:
2128-->'''Rowena''': You're right. I'm seeing someone. I'm a woman. I have desires, needs, and Trent is...
2129-->'''Crowley''': Trent? You're dating a...Trent?
2130-->'''Rowena''': He's an assistant manager at Biggerson's. He's not the brightest bulb, but he's so... ''[makes grabbing gesture]'' firm.
2131-->'''Crowley''': Please stop talking.
2132
2133* The psychic Oliver claiming that Castiel can't be an angel because he's an atheist and Sam's response:
2134-->'''Oliver''': Because I'm an atheist.
2135-->'''Sam''': Not anymore.
2136
2137* Bobby starting an uprising in Heaven with all the Bobby Singers in history.
2138-->'''Angel''': The Bobbys are fighting back. All hands, we need all hands. They're surly, I repeat the Bobbys are surly.
2139
2140* Crowley and Dean meeting in the bar is filled with funny moments from Crowley calling Dean "Squirrel" and Dean responding with "Boris. Where's Natasha?" and Dean's assessment of what has happened to both of them over the last few seasons:
2141-->'''Crowley''': Who's the liar now? She says I've gone soft.
2142-->'''Dean''': You have. What? Yeah, maybe it's all the human blood that Sammy pumped into you, you know? Maybe it's, uh...I don't know. I don't know. But the old Crowley, he would have come in here with hellhounds and demons, and he would have blown the roof off the joint. Now? You didn't want to fight. You wanted to talk. And maybe I've changed, too. Here I am playing Dr. Phil to the King of Hell. Never saw that coming.
2143-->'''Crowley''': Maybe we're getting old.
2144-->'''Dean''': Never saw that coming, either.
2145
2146* This first meeting between two returning characters:
2147-->'''Bobby''': This is the Scribe of God? He looks like a [[Series/FraggleRock Fraggle]].
2148-->'''Metatron''': I'm gonna take that as a compliment. That was an excellent program.
2149
2150[[AC:10x18 - Book of the Damned]]
2151* Dean's normal idea of a vacation being "a weekend in Vegas or sitting in some crap motel watching pay-per-porn."
2152* Castiel and Metatron's "incident" in a truck stop bathroom. Let's never speak of it again.
2153* Castiel and Charlie meeting for the first time is very funny, firstly Charlie meeting a real angel and her response is "I thought you'd be shorter." And Castiel healing Charlie's carpal tunnel, which she claims now makes them best friends.
2154
2155[[AC:10x19 - The Werther Project]]
2156* Dean saving Sam's sac from getting shot to pieces.
2157* After taking out an entire vampire nest on his own, a pretty damn impressive feat, what does Dean want to do?
2158-->'''Dean''': You know what, man, I'm sweaty, I'm covered in vamp juice, can we talk about this later? I'd like to get back to the Bunker and get my buzz on and pass out watching ''Film/Speed2CruiseControl''.
2159
2160[[AC:10x21 - Dark Dynasty]]
2161* Everyone Sam goes to get help from lampshading how things NEVER go well when the Winchesters keep secrets from each other and do things without informing the other.
2162
2163[[AC:10x22 - The Prisoner]]
2164* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I'd be happy to kill her, she just called me a fish.]]"
2165
2166[[AC:10x23 - Brother's Keeper]]
2167* While the context of the meeting is [[TearJerker another trope]], it is hilarious how Dean went to the trouble of making an entire buffet as an offering to Death before summoning him, especially considering Death's warning from last time. Even when the Mark is driving him mad, Dean is still wary of Death.
2168
2169* If you choose to believe a certain theory, then Dean killed Death '''''[[http://orangemeta.tumblr.com/post/119671518595/well-that-escalated-quickly by accident]]'''''.
2170
2171* Granted, it's during a tense scene, the fact that the episode ends with Dean and Sam's attempt to escape the oncoming Darkness in the Impala is thwarted by a '''pothole''' of all things.
2172[[/folder]]
2173
2174[[folder:Season 11]]
2175* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzPtF_K1ltI From the official CW Season 11 trailer]] after a montage of NightmareFuel inducing hints of the Darkness we end with Dean answering his phone with a completely deadpan "Ghostbusters".
2176** Also Crowley, for some reason dressed like a priest, offering commentary on the new Big Bad:
2177---> '''Crowley''': The Darkness--terrible name by the way.
2178
2179[[AC:11x01 - Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire]]
2180* Dean's opinion of The Darkness and her knowledge of 21st-century Earth:
2181--> '''Dean''': Well, we know what she looks like, we know that she's evil. Question is, what does she know? She's been locked away since the beginning of time. Does she even know what a cheeseburger is?
2182
2183* Dean's response when Jenna asks the brothers to "show some skin":
2184--> '''Dean''': What is this, a ''Film/MagicMike'' moment?
2185
2186* Crowley's temporary meatsuit being a suburban housewife whose husband has set up an orgy with their best friends for her. An orgy that Crowley still takes part in before killing them all as fuel for a spell.
2187
2188* Dean asking Castiel if he can tell them how "DEFCON-Screwed" they are with The Darkness free.
2189
2190* Dean's assessment of the situation in the hospital;
2191-->'''Jenna''': ''[on Dean planning to kill the Rabids]'' This is madness.
2192-->'''Dean''': ''[points outside to the infected]'' No, that is madness. ''[gestures to his arsenal]'' This-this is horse sense.
2193
2194* Dean lampshading what is obviously going to happen after they spare the infectee Mike Schneider:
2195-->'''Dean''': Oh yeah, that isn't going to come back and bite us in the ass.
2196
2197[[AC:11x02 - Form and Void]]
2198* Sam praying in the hospital's chapel, asking for a sign. He gets silence for a bit, then a clearly painful vision of himself strapped into various torture-y appliances. He collapses and seems slightly less-than-enlightened by the vision.
2199-->'''Sam''': '''''WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?'''''
2200* [[OurDemonsAreDifferent Crowley]] impersonating a priest is hilarious already,but him referring to Dean as a "scrumptious young altar boy" is RefugeInAudacity at its finest.
2201
2202[[AC:11x03 - The Bad Seed]]
2203* Rowena's LargeHam attempts to recruit for a "Mega Coven" are met with hilariously lukewarm receptions (at least until she gets out the Book of the Damned). At one point, Rowena tries to earn credibility by boasting that she killed her son, the King of Hell, only to learn that Crowley is alive and made a deal with a potential recruit's friend only the previous day.
2204* A nameless angel mook and a nameless demon mook meet at a bar to have a drink and complain about their bosses and about how the little guy gets no respect.
2205-->'''Demon:''' Power to the people, my friend.\
2206'''Angel:''' Well, not actually ''people''.\
2207'''Demon:''' You know what I mean.
2208* The Winchesters interrogation of a would-be Mega Coven recruit on the run from demon assassins is PlayedForLaughs. Particularly funny is Dean winking as he brags about what his fake badge lets him do, and the witch calling herself "nobody's third cousin who doesn't even get invited to dinner."
2209
2210[[AC:11x04 - Baby]]
2211* The entire episode, shot from the POV of the [[CompanionCube Impala]], is just a huge moment of Funny, Awesome, and Heartwarming all at once. How many other shows have had an entire episode from the point of view of a car after all?
2212
2213* Sam calling the bar they visit a dive that "even [[Creator/PatrickSwayze Swazye]] wouldn't visit" and Dean telling him to never use Swayze's name in vain, then revealing that he picked it because a one-night stand from years ago (who he texted recently and did not reply back) frequents it. He comes back to the car the next morning, looking rough, and collapses into the front seat, saying "mistakes were made. Mm-hmm!"
2214** Even funnier when Sam, who decides to go to a diner to check some lore instead, is the one who gets laid. In the Impala, no less. Dean is suitably impressed and congratulates him on [[ContinuityNod no longer being a virgin]].
2215
2216* Sam telling Castiel to relax and watch some Creator/{{Netflix}}, then Cas's confusion about what Netflix is. Later on, we see he has been binge-watching ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'' and doesn't get the title.
2217-->'''Dean''': Step away from the Netflix.
2218-->'''Cas''': Sorry.
2219-->'''Dean''': It's okay. We've all had a binge.
2220
2221* The fact that a valet carjacked Baby and drove her around in a parking lot doing donuts, and Dean will never know. He'd probably have a heart attack or hunt the two teenage girls who did it, most likely both.
2222
2223* Castiel calling Dean with info on the Monster of the Week, info that he figures out mid-call is wrong because that particular monster only kills during a solar eclipse, and continuing to talk while Dean is busy fighting Deputy Donnelly.
2224** Followed by Dean's various attempts to kill it. Silver bullets knock it down, then Dean beheads it and the head lands on the Impala's windshield. Dean sits back down to talk to Castiel some more, then sees the head is still alive. He reaches over and hits the windshield wipers. Then to secure the head, he dumps out the beer cooler and puts the head inside, sending Castiel a picture.
2225--->'''Dean''': ''[to the disembodied head]'' Smile, asshat.
2226*** The victim's wife spots the head in the cooler.
2227---->'''Dean''': Ah, I can explain that. ''[{{beat}} as he thinks about it]'' Or maybe not.
2228
2229* After the MonsterOfTheWeek is finally dead, Dean gets back into the Impala and touches his neck, where the now-cured woman riding in the passenger seat had bitten him. He gives her a momentary glare and she looks guilty.
2230
2231* At the end of the episode, Dean declares that they're going to defeat Amara. The Impala is half-wrecked and both boys have had the crap beaten out of them.
2232-->'''Dean''': You and I? We're gonna end this thing now.
2233-->'''Sam''': ''[looks a little unsettled]'' You mind starting tomorrow?
2234
2235[[AC:11x06 - Our Little World]]
2236* Castiel has moved on from ''Series/TheWire'' to Jenny Jones.
2237-->'''Castiel:''' ''[referring to the man the DaddyDNATest revealed]'' Jenny, he is not ready to be a father.
2238
2239* Crowley grounding Amara for sneaking out and consuming souls. That's right, the King of Hell '''grounds''' the Darkness, an ancient force that's most likely far more powerful than Crowley. What makes it funnier is how it inevitably bites Crowley in his pompous ass near the end (see further down).
2240** He later tries to offer her a snack. Amara says she isn't hungry and is more interested in what she's currently studying: "Nonsensical slogans attached to idiotic pictures of domestic animals", in her own words.
2241--->'''Crowley:''' Excuse me?\
2242'''Amara:''' Memes.
2243
2244* While attending a meeting about how the amount of people selling their souls has been decreasing, Crowley is sneakily reading a book on understanding rebellious teens in order to relate with Amara.
2245
2246* While he's about to kill an immobilized Dean, Crowley says that "fatherhood changes a man"...right before he gets bopped upside his head by Amara, complete with the funniest stunned expression one can hope to see. An absolutely ''priceless'' BreakTheHaughty moment for the King of Hell.
2247
2248[[AC:11x07 - Plush]]
2249* Sam and Dean snarking at the killer, who's wearing a bunny-head mask. [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes "Where is the wascally wabbit?" "What's up, Doc?"]] [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit "Lemme guess, Rog. You were framed!"]]
2250
2251* When there's another killer, [[MinnesotaNice Sheriff Donna Hanscum]] finds out that salt will repel ghosts. She immediately pulls out a container of salt, claiming it's her diet secret.
2252-->'''Donna''': Works on everything. Except salted caramel.
2253** Dean's solution is to shoot the possessed mascot at point-blank range in the chest with a salt shell.
2254
2255[[AC:11x08 - Just My Imagination]]
2256* Just Dean's fantastic "is this ''really'' happening?" reaction to the entire "imaginary friends getting murdered" plot.
2257
2258* Dean and Sam check out one murdered Zanna, Sully letting them see the bloody crime scene. The girl's mother enters to clean up, completely unaware she's stepping over a murdered body and in blood. She wipes at her face, unaware of the blood streaking it that Dean and Sam see as they stammer to figure out how to react.
2259
2260* Dean reacting to Sully wanting to clean up the body of a mermaid Zanna.
2261-->'''Dean''': What do you want to do? Find a giant toilet and flush it?
2262
2263[[AC:11x10 - The Devil in the Details]]
2264* Rowena's Christmas nightmare in the opening. Crowley is dressed in pyjamas and acting like an excited little boy while Rowena is dressed up like a reindeer, complete with red nose and antlers along with a dour expression.
2265** After Lucifer enters dressed as SantaClaus, Crowley elatedly says "Santa!"
2266
2267* Sam's voicemail:
2268-->'''Dean:''' Sam can't talk right now, 'cause he's busy waxing, like, everything. But leave a message if...
2269-->'''Sam:''' What are you doing with my phone? Dean come on. (BEEP)
2270** Crowley's voicemail is just as funny:
2271--->'''Crowley''': Thank you for phoning Crowley, King of Hell. [[ForInconveniencePressOne For demon deals, press one. To report a sighting of that ginger whore, Rowena, press two.]]
2272
2273* When they're reliving Sam's memory of the big showdown in the Season 5 finale, Lucifer says that he ''still'' doesn't understand Castiel's famous "assbutt" line.
2274** And [[CallBack Dean calls Lucifer]] "assbutt" right before the final fight.
2275
2276* In a strange way, Lucifer calling out Sam for settling down with [[TheScrappy Amelia]] in between Seasons 7 and 8. For one moment here, it seems as if Lucifer is genuinely disappointed with Sam for doing that. Also, the fact that '''{{Satan}}''', of all people, is calling Sam out for that makes it even funnier.
2277
2278* Lucifer's future plans when Amara is defeated:
2279-->'''Sam''': Let's say you gank her, then what?
2280-->'''Lucifer''': [[ShoutOut I move to L.A.?]] [[Series/Lucifer2016 Solve crimes?]]
2281
2282* After having the witchcatcher strapped around her neck and Crowley orders her to hop on one leg so they can be sure it works, Rowena insists she will not do so...but obeys mid-sentence.
2283
2284* Lucifer summing up the status of the original group that fought and defeated Amara:
2285-->'''Lucifer''': Okay, you don't like me. I get it. Sometimes I don't like me either. But Gabriel and Raphael are dead; God went out for a pack of smokes and never came back; and Michael...well, let's just say prison life hasn't really agreed with Michael. These days, he's usually sitting in a corner singing show tunes and touching himself.
2286
2287* After teleporting Dean and Castiel into the Cage and Castiel draws his knife, Lucifer stops him and says that moments like this are all about ambience. Luci then snaps his fingers and Tavares' "Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel" starts playing. Dean and Castiel take a moment to give one another splendid "WTF?" looks before commencing their battle with the Devil.
2288
2289[[AC:11x11 - Into the Mystic]]
2290* Eileen [[EpicFail manages to think]] that Dean and Sam are banshees...due to her ''misreading their lips''...
2291
2292* Eileen and Mildred taking dibs on Dean and Sam [[BilingualBonus in sign language]], with Sam right there in the room.
2293
2294[[AC:11x12 - Don't You Forget About Me]]
2295* We've finally found the one thing that can make Sam and Dean Winchester run away in fear: Watching Jodi give Alex "TheTalk." The two are almost entirely silent in spite of Jodi's looks to them for support. Sam in particular looks like he'd prefer being in the Cage with Lucifer, rather than continuing to listen.
2296* Sam and Dean treating the meal (roast chicken) as if it's the best thing they ever ate, much to Jodi's amusement.
2297* Dean giving Alex's boyfriend a disaproval look, much to the boy's discomfort.
2298
2299[[AC:11x13 - Love Hurts]]
2300* The look on Melissa's face after Dean kisses her is pretty priceless.
2301* After coming home from a Valentine's Day hookup, Dean goes over to the fridge, pulls out a container of Chinese takeout, gives it a sniff, then, after a moment of contemplation, takes a bite. A second later, he spits it out in disgust.
2302
2303[[AC:11x14 - The Vessel]]
2304* Lucifer returning to the Bunker, dripping wet, while still pretending to be Castiel after being unable to enter the submarine with Dean due to protective sigils.
2305
2306[[AC:11x15 - Beyond the Mat]]
2307* The boys' reactions during the wrestling match are wildly amusing to watch.
2308* Sam meeting his CelebCrush, Rio.
2309--->'''Sam''': Sorry. Uh...wrong place. It's just y-you were my...first crush.\
2310'''Rio''': Ah. You weren't one of those guys that had my poster above his bed, were you?\
2311'''Sam''': [[BlatantLies What? No.]]
2312* Dean going into the ring when no one's around, bouncing himself off the ropes and rolling around. Made better when Rio catches him, and he just tumbles off the ropes when exiting the ring.
2313
2314[[AC:11x16 - Safe House]]
2315* Rufus acting like a full-on GrumpyOldMan to a NosyNeighbour and Bobby's incredulous reaction to it.
2316-->'''Neighbor:''' I'm in charge of the neighborhood watch here sir, I would like to know what this official business is you're here about.\
2317'''Rufus:''' It's officially none of your damn business ma'am!\
2318(Woman looks offended Bobby turns to Rufus after they walk away)\
2319'''Bobby:''' Were you ever nice?\
2320'''Rufus:''' 1985. Worst year of my life.
2321* Dean frustratingly wondering if there's an easier way to dig graves. [[AnswerCut Cue Bobby digging up a grave with a mechanical digger]].
2322
2323[[AC:11x18 - Hell's Angel]]
2324* Lucifer's sales pitch to Heaven.
2325-->'''Lucifer''': Alright, not giddy with awe.\
2326'''Angel''': You...exploded Jophiel.\
2327'''Lucifer''': Or...did Jophiel explode himself? Just saying.
2328* Lucifer starts ranting about the evils of mankind.
2329-->'''Angel''': Humanity is God's greatest creation.
2330-->'''Lucifer''': Oh, come on! It's not like it's a Prius, which actually works.
2331
2332[[AC:11x19 - The Chitters]]
2333* This golden bit of Sam chastising Dean for staying up the entire night is one for its sheer {{Narm}}-iness:
2334-->'''Sam''': Dude, you even move since last night?\
2335'''Dean''': Sleeping is the new smoking.\
2336'''Sam''': What? No, it's not. It's sitting. Sitting is the new smoking.\
2337'''Dean''': That can't be right.
2338
2339* After they learn that the victim and her friends were high on marijuana during the attack, which made the local police skeptical:
2340-->'''Dean''': Weed alone doesn't conjure up that kind of scenario. [[NoodleIncident Isn't that right, Sam?]]\
2341'''Sam''': Dude, I was 19. It was college. It was probably oregano anyway.
2342
2343* Sam's opinion about Dean's naming of the unnamed Bisan:
2344-->'''Sam''': We're not actually going to go with "junkless" on this, are we?
2345
2346* The questioning of the wife of a previous victim, Etta Fraser:
2347-->'''Etta''': Well, when Pete went missing and we found out about the women, my grandma said that he "got the chitters." According to her, once a generation around the spring equinox, people in town start going nuts, having orgies, and copulating in the woods. And then they disappear, never to be heard from again.\
2348'''Dean''': Well, that's certainly one explanation for Pete.\
2349''[Etta gives him a look]''
2350** And:
2351--->'''Etta''': Gran said that if you got the chitters, you get so revved up with lust that your eyes would shine like emeralds.
2352** After the above dialogue, Etta throws a hopeful FemaleGaze at Sam, who is confused for a moment before he realizes he has green eyes. He gives a painful grin while Dean chuckles.
2353** Also this exchange:
2354--->'''Sam''': Is that... is that white sage?\
2355'''Etta''': Mm. Yeah, you know your herbs. ''[smiles flirtatiously while Dean and Sam exchange awkward looks]''
2356
2357[[AC:11x20 - Don't Call Me Shurley]]
2358* Dean ironing Sam's shirt and squirting some beer on it. Moments later, after Dean hands him the shirt and walks out, Sam sniffs the shirt and calls after his brother "Dude, quit ironing my shirts with ''beer''!"
2359
2360* Chuck/God chatting to Metatron about his cat blog. And snapchat. And guitar skills.
2361
2362* Chuck/God mentions he's working on another series: ''Series/{{Revolution}}''. Sadly, it's not doing so well.
2363
2364[[AC:11x21 - All In The Family]]
2365* [[{{Adorkable}} Sam]] fanboying over meeting Chuck/God, as well as some of the questions he wanted to ask him, which included "why the planets are round" and "why he created ears."
2366* At the bunker, Chuck asks if the Winchesters have any bacon. Yes, the God of the Israelites [[CallBack dines on swine]]. Somewhere, Aaron Bass' Golem is eating his words.
2367
2368[[AC:11x22 - We Happy Few]]
2369* [[ManChild Lucifer acting like a bratty teenager]] after Chuck/God nullifies his powers and locking himself in Sam's room, playing rock music. Looks like Death was completely right about him.
2370** The fact Sam and Dean are clearly aware of how ludicrous this situation is just adds to the comedy.
2371--->'''Sam''': Lucifer! You know, at some point in time, you're going to have to come out...and talk to...God...
2372--->'''Dean''': It's like the worst episode of ''Series/FullHouse'' ever...
2373--->'''Lucifer''': ''[from Sam's room]'' If Dad has something to say to me, then I'll hear it from him. Until then, I'll be in my room!
2374--->'''Dean''': It's not your room!
2375--->'''Sam''': It's MY room!
2376* Sam and Dean acting as family counselors would be hilarious as is, but the fact they're doing it to Chuck AKA ''God'' and ''Lucifer'' makes it hysterical.
2377** Dean tells Chuck/God that apologizing isn't about being right and remarking that he doesn't mean it whenever he tells Sam he's sorry, prompting a look from Sam.
2378*** Followed by Chuck/God going "Okay, enough from the peanut gallery" and zapping the Brothers Winchester to the upper level.
2379* Chuck/God flirting with ''Rowena'' of all people, saying she's one of his {{guilty pleasure}}s. Rowena's and Crowley's reactions afterwards are also pretty hilarious.
2380
2381[[AC:11x23 - Alpha and Omega]]
2382* Castiel is back:
2383-->'''Crowley''': Well, that was a dog's breakfast, wasn't it?
2384-->'''[[TheComicallySerious Castiel]]''': [[LiteralMinded I didn't know dogs ate breakfast.]]
2385* Dean [[BriefAccentImitation imitating Rowena's Scottish accent]] after expressing doubt over the plan to create the Soul Bomb to defeat Amara.
2386-->'''Dean''': ''[Scottish accent]'' "It's a ''Book of the Damned'' spell, boyos. Take this wee crystal. It'll suck up all the blimey ghosts. Just say the magic word."
2387** The magic word in question? ''Haggis.''
2388* Chuck/God and Rowena continuing to flirt.
2389-->'''Crowley''': I'm so glad the world is ending.
2390** Crowley gets his back when he and Billie trade flirty glances, much to everyone else's surprise.
2391* The fact that, while Dean is trying to carry out the plan to kill Amara, Sam, Rowena, Castiel, Chuck/God, and Crowley spend most of the episode...[[GoKartingWithBowser hanging out at a bar]]. The situation alone is funny given how things normally go between these characters.
2392[[/folder]]
2393
2394[[folder:Season 12]]
2395[[AC:12x01 - Keep Calm and Carry On]]
2396* Mary reunites with the Impala and spends a few minutes just looking on the inside. Dean's face is priceless when he realizes that she's looking at the backseat. Where he was [[AutoErotica probably conceived]].
2397
2398[[AC:12x02 - Mamma Mia]]
2399* Lucifer's new vessel? Rick Springfield. (Okay, it's actually him playing the character Vince Vincete, but ''[[QuestionableCasting come on]]''.)
2400
2401* Mary attempting to use modern technology:
2402-->'''Mary''': We should call the internet and find out as much as we can about these people.
2403-->'''Sam''': ...
2404-->'''Dean''': ...
2405-->'''Mary''': Did I say that right?
2406-->'''Dean''': So close.
2407-->'''Sam''': Yeah, it was, close.
2408
2409* Mary brings take-out, saying "I'd cook but...I don't." When Dean talks about her amazing meatloaf, she confesses it was from a take-out place all along.
2410
2411[[AC:12x03 - The Foundry]]
2412* Mary cuts her hair shorter, saying that long hair is easy to grab in a fight. Dean comments that he's been telling Sam that for years.
2413
2414* Castiel hasn't quite gotten the hang of fake FBI names, as his is "Agent Music/{{Beyonce}}".
2415-->'''Crowley''': Well, I guess that makes me Agent Music/JayZ.
2416** Mary has it a bit better as she introduces herself as "Special Agent [[Series/ThePartridgeFamily Shirley Partridge]]" with Sam and Dean Agents "Cassidy and Bonaduche."
2417
2418* Castiel pausing on the way to interrogate the sister of Lucifer's current vessel to fix his hair.
2419
2420* Castiel mocking Crowley when it appears he only wants to track down Lucifer out of concern for Rowena (which Crowley vehemently denies).
2421
2422* Sam states his belief that Mary is only diving into hunting in order to avoid processing her feelings. When Dean asks how he can be certain, Sam merely points out that they've got years of personal experience on that subject.
2423
2424[[AC:12x04 - American Nightmare]]
2425* Dean's incredulity at finding out Castiel and Crowley are working together:
2426-->'''Dean''': One's an angel, one's a demon... and [[WunzaPlot they solve crimes]].
2427
2428* Dean and Sam debating the merits of the music of Vince Vincete.
2429
2430* When the religious mother asks the boys if they "know God", Dean quips [[SincerityMode "Yeah, we're besties."]]
2431
2432[[AC:12x05 - The One You've Been Waiting For]]
2433* Dean knocking over a model ship in the antique shop.
2434
2435* After the brothers see Ellie being kidnapped, Dean says "We gotta follow that car" and notes he's always wanted to say that.
2436
2437* After Christoph pulls into a garage:
2438-->'''Ellie''': Why are you doing this to me? Please. Okay, look, look, I-I will give you whatever you want. Okay? I-I don't really have any money, but my grandparents left me stocks. Just–just, please, tell me what's going on.
2439-->'''Christoph''': Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up?
2440
2441* Christoph calls his father, Commandant Nauhaus, as he searches the SUV for keys.
2442-->'''Christoph''': Father. Yes, I have her. I'm here now. It's all locked. That is not fair. You know, I try with you. I really do. But you expect me to be a mind reader and it's exhausting.
2443-->''[[[ClickHello Gun cocks behind him]]]''
2444-->'''Christoph''': Father, I gotta go. ''[hangs up]''
2445-->'''Dean''': Well, family drama's a bitch, ain't it?
2446
2447* During the brothers' interrogation of Christoph:
2448-->'''Christoph''': The watch, it's like a... It's like a horcrux.
2449-->'''Sam''': It's a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' thing.
2450-->'''Dean''': Oh, you would know that.
2451
2452* Nauhaus's disdainful enunciation of "millennials" as he harps at Christoph for telling the Winchesters about the Thule's plans.
2453
2454* Hitler being a [[AdolfHitlarious cartoonishly]] [[ChewingTheScenery over-the-top]] LargeHam, whom even the Thule members are uncomfortable around.
2455** After the resurrection takes place:
2456--->'''Hitler''': ''[suddenly jumping from the gurney]'' Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Ha-ha! ''[screaming and laughing]'' Hans? ''[in German]'' You look great, Wolfgang. How's the wife?
2457--->''[Wolfgang stares at him]''
2458--->'''Hitler''': ''[in German]'' Oh, I guess she's probably dead. Oh. ''[laughs, to another man]'' Come here, handsome! Come, come. Come! ''[inhales deeply as he hugs him]'' Mm!
2459** And this:
2460--->'''Hans''': What shall we do with her, ''Fuhrer''?
2461--->'''Hitler''': Take the rest of her blood, then give her to the dogs.
2462--->'''Hans''': But, ''Fuhrer'', we have no dogs.
2463--->'''Hitler''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting THEN GET SOME]]!!!!''
2464** "I love doggies. Woof, woof, woof."
2465** Hitler marveling about his smartphone:
2466--->'''Hitler''': It's like having a tiny Goebbels in my pocket! I sold ten million copies of ''Mein Kampf''. What do you think I can do with Website/{{Twitter}}?
2467** "'''WHERE'S MY PLANE'''?!"
2468
2469* Dean getting a grenade launcher to use against the Thules, but Sam refuses to let him use it.
2470
2471* The Winchesters getting caught by the Thule while they sneak into their hideout.
2472
2473* Dean asking Hitler if his new body comes with two testicles, which the ''Fuhrer'' confirms.
2474
2475* "''Heil'' this!"
2476
2477* Christoph asking what he's supposed to do now that the rest of the Thule are after him. Dean suggests hiding in Buffalo because "[[TakeThat No one goes to Buffalo]]."
2478
2479* Dean spends the whole stinger crowing about how he killed Hitler.
2480-->'''Sam''': I'm never gonna hear the end of this, am I?
2481-->'''Dean''': Probably not.
2482
2483[[AC:12x06 - Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox]]
2484* Dean is ''still'' bragging about the previous episode.
2485-->'''Dean''': I killed Hitler.
2486-->'''Jody''': ...Thank you?
2487-->'''Dean''': You're welcome.
2488
2489* Dean is astounded Jody watches "{{chick flick}}" movies.
2490** Then Sam tells Jody that Dean watches {{Hentai}}.
2491
2492* One of the other hunters is a massive Sam fanboy, much to his confusion and discomfort.
2493
2494[[AC:12x07 - Rock Never Dies]]
2495* Dean and Sam's debate over Vince Vincente's music rears its ugly head again, culminating in Sam declaring "You know what, I'm ''done'' apologizing" (a line that wouldn't be out of place during Dean and Sam's past arguments over trust and stuff) and turning up Vince's music out of ''spite''.
2496* Right before breaking an electric guitar over Lucifer, Castiel gives his standard war cry for facing down an Archangel: "Hey, Assbutt!"
2497
2498[[AC:12x08 - LOTUS]]
2499* The perfect summary of Crowley and Rowena's [[BigScrewedUpFamily relationship]]: He makes her {{Jerkass}} "latest fiancee" [[LudicrousGibs explode]], and Rowena, coated in blood, calls it the "sweetest thing you've ever done for me."
2500
2501* Kelly's stunned reaction to finding out the truth has a few laughs:
2502-->'''Rowena''': Look, it's all very simple. I'm a witch, he's an angel...
2503-->'''Crowley''': And I'm the King of Hell.
2504-->'''Kelly''': Oh, God.
2505-->'''Castiel''': No, actually, He left.
2506
2507* [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Dean enjoys Ketch's use of a grenade launcher a bit too much]].
2508
2509[[AC:12x09 - First Blood]]
2510* Castiel's new voicemail:
2511-->'''Castiel''': This is my voicemail. Make your voice a mail.
2512
2513[[AC:12x10 - Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets]]
2514* Following their latest argument, Dean and Cas have have been giving each other the silent treatment. This leaves Sam in the unhappy position of playing mediator between his brother and an angel of the Lord.
2515-->'''Sam:''' You talk to Cas yet?\
2516'''Dean:''' No.\
2517'''Sam:''' So, what, you're just gonna keep walking past each other in the kitchen, not saying a word?\
2518'''Dean:''' Maybe.
2519* This leads to some awkwardness in the Impala when the three of them have to drive to their latest case.
2520-->'''Sam:''' ''(trying to break the silence)'' All right, who wants music?\
2521'''Dean:''' I'm good.\
2522'''Sam:''' ''(incredulous)'' [[OutOfCharacterMoment You?]] ''(scoffs)'' Okay.
2523* Sam eventually convinces Cas to explain what is going on.
2524-->'''Cas:''' ''(sighs)'' What do you want to know?\
2525'''Dean:''' Oh, he speaks.\
2526'''Sam:''' ''(utterly fed up)'' Enough. \
2527'''Cas:''' ''(scowls at Dean)''
2528* Dean and Cas arguing LikeAnOldMarriedCouple, with Dean snarking at Cas, and then nearly crashing the car when Cas sasses him back.
2529-->'''Dean:''' Wow, this Benjamin seems like he's pretty cool, you know. Like he wouldn't make any half-cocked, knee-jerk choices.\
2530'''Cas:''' Yeah, you know what I like about him? Is that he's sarcastic, but he's ''thoughtful'' and ''appreciative'', too.\
2531'''Dean:''' ''([[DriverFacesPassenger whips around on his seat to look at Cas]])'' Now what is that supposed to mean?\
2532'''Cas:''' ''(tilts head and smirks at Dean's reaction)''\
2533'''Sam:''' ''(to Dean)'' Okay, okay, the road, road. Dude, watch the road.\
2534'''Dean:''' ''(facing front again)'' I got it.
2535* Cas goes to the meeting with fellow angels Ishim and Mirabel alone, ignoring Dean's protests.
2536-->'''Cas:''' If I plan to do anything else stupid, I'll let you know.
2537** Ishim pouring half a dozen packs of sugar in his coffee. And then tossing a large wad of dollar bills on the counter, which Dean briefly considers nabbing.
2538
2539
2540[[AC:12x11 - Regarding Dean]]
2541* When his memory starts failing, Dean compares himself to '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Finding Nemo}} DORY]]'''.
2542-->'''Sam''': Dory?
2543-->'''Dean''': I'm not apologizing for loving that fish. Not to you, not to anyone.
2544
2545* Considering Dean's habit of smashing lamps, the fact that lamps are among the first things he forgets seems rather appropriate.
2546
2547* While at the hotel, Dean suddenly goes missing, much to Sam's worry. What seems like a tense moment [[NotSoDire is negated]] as it turns out that Dean went to get ice from the ice machine...and then promptly forgot what room he was in prior.
2548
2549* While it's part of a tense reveal, MoodWhiplash is always appreciated:
2550-->'''Rowena''': [Dean]'s already begun to forget himself, everyone he's ever known, ever loved. Even you. Soon, he'll forget how to speak, how to swallow, and then...Dean Winchester's going to die.
2551-->'''Dean''': [[BlackComedy Sucks for that guy!]]
2552
2553* Apparently, either Sam or Rowena didn't have much faith that Dean would remain in the Impala (even with a post-it telling him to stay put), since when Dean gets out and opens the trunk, [[CrazyPrepared a series of post-its are marked on the weapons stashed inside, telling him which ones to use and which ones not to use]].
2554** One of the post-it notes that Dean finds in the trunk of the Impala is on the [[RunningGag grenade launcher]]. It simply reads "[[BigNo NO]]."
2555
2556* During the climax, we have Dean's [[SmugSmiler smug-ass smirk]] as he shows Cat the "Witch-Killing Bullets" bullets post-it note before shooting her dead. As a plus, she simply scoffs and turns away from Dean, [[TemptingFate not buying it]].
2557
2558* After Cat goes down, Sam and Boyd appear on the staircase, Sam holding him at gunpoint. Only problem? [[OhCrap Dean doesn't remember who Sam is, and thus doesn't know who to shoot.]]
2559-->'''Sam''': ''[as Dean aims at Sam; worried]'' No, no, no! ''[points at self]'' Brother! ''[points at Boyd]'' Witch!
2560-->'''Dean''': ''[shoots Boyd dead, then [[MoodWhiplash smiles at Sam and gives a thumb's up]]]''
2561
2562[[AC:12x12 - Stuck In The Middle (With You)]]
2563* Mary [[TeamMom actually acting like a mother]] when the rest of the group is bickering at lunch.
2564* The whole lunch sequence is hilarious, and definitely written by someone who's been at lunch with a group of vaguely repressed men.
2565* Dean trying to help Castiel pick up a waitress. Wally then joins in, and they list the fact that waitresses "smell like food" as a reason to date them. Sam doesn't understand why that's a good thing.
2566* Wally, who is new to hunting, keeps getting gobsmacked by some of the Winchesters' stories.
2567* Mary's phone contact for the British Men of Letters reads "Hobbits".
2568* Lucifer referring to Sam and Dean as "the Dukes of Haphazard".
2569
2570[[AC:12x13 - Family Feud]]
2571* The very CampGay way Lucifer says "Cozy!" as he talks about his new surroundings in {{Hell}}.
2572* When Dean calls Crowley to ask for a favor:
2573-->'''Crowley''': You...need... ''You''? Turns out beneath the whole "moron" facade, you and your brother are, in fact, morons!
2574* After Lucifer finds out that Crowley has a son:
2575-->'''Lucifer''': Oh my [[{{God}} Dad]]. I love that. You and I--both single fathers. I could use a little dad advice right now. When do you let them date?
2576* Dagon, one of the remaining Princes of Hell, telling Kelly "[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Come with me if you want to live]]" after saving her from two angels trying to kill her. Irony abounds.
2577* After he learns the brothers tricked him into coming so he could help them, Gavin calls "Help!" at a random bystander.
2578* At the end, after Mary reveals to Dean and Sam that she's been working with the British Men of Letters, she tells an upset Dean "Don't give me [[DisapprovingLook that face]]."
2579
2580[[AC:12x15 - Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell]]
2581* After he and Sam return to the Bunker, Dean holds up a weapon as he comments about how [[Creator/JeffreyDeanMorgan their dad]] would've loved it. The weapon in question? Lucille from ''Series/TheWalkingDead''.
2582* Sam {{squick}}ing about Dean being covered in blood and gore, and insisting that Dean take a shower before heading out.
2583* While Castiel is following up on Kelly Kline's whereabouts, he talks to the former employer of a woman who served as a vessel to one of the angels Dagon killed. The man is a ConspiracyTheorist who believes Kelly and Dagon were [[LizardFolk alien lizards]]. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Like Queen Elizabeth II]].
2584* A gagged Lucifer visibly being bored out of his skull by Crowley's two mooks making their demands to him.
2585** While one of the demons is making demands that Lucifer will fulfill upon being freed, the other demon is a diehard Lucifer loyalist and says he wants to [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump make Hell great again]], to which his fellow demon [[{{Beat}} gives him a look]], and Lucifer just nods in agreement.
2586* When Lucifer finally gets free and kills one of the mooks, the other mook tells the Devil to take his life. Lucifer then replies he just "made it weird," pauses, then kills the mook.
2587* Sam's phone contact for Mick Davies? "Frodo." Like mother, like son.
2588
2589[[AC:12x16 - Ladies Drink Free]]
2590* Dean griping about Mick being late...just as Mick arrives and apologizes for being late.
2591* After Mick tells the boys it's best not to dwell on the death of the Alpha Vampire:
2592-->'''Dean''': Wow, that is some world-class repression. You ''are'' British.\
2593'''Mick''': We prefer to call it a "{{stiff upper lip}}."
2594* Sam comparing Kendricks, the British Men of Letters' academy, to [[Franchise/HarryPotter Hogwarts]], which Mick confirms.
2595** Sam expressing interest that Kendricks has a treasure of occult lore and turning to look at Dean, who gives his brother a dour, un-enthused look.
2596* Dean pointing out that Mick is going to get himself killed in the field just as Mick walks up and says he heard that, to which Dean retorts "Good."
2597** Dean then tells Sam he's babysitting Mick.
2598* Dean's annoyance with Mick listening to a podcast on werewolves as they drive in the Impala.
2599** Also the look he gives Sam when Sam mentions he's been wanting to listen to said podcast.
2600* Dean tossing his keys to Sam as he follows Mick into the three-star hotel that Mick checked them into. And promptly taking two ''fistfuls'' of mints from the nearby bowl.
2601** On that note, Mick apologizes for only finding a ''three-star'' hotel, acting as if that's the worst thing he could've found. Keep in mind the [[NoTellMotel types of hotels]] Dean and Sam usually frequent...
2602* Dean implying he swam in the swimming pool...naked.
2603* When Dean is being informed that Claire is already investigating the case, he just needs two seconds to know who's the "young, blonde, angry girl". Then he informs Sam about Claire's presence using the exact same description, and Sam knows inmediately who he was talking about.
2604* Dean calling Claire and [[BriefAccentImitation putting on a Canadian accent]] followed by a WesternAnimation/YogiBear impression.
2605-->'''Dean''': ''[Canadian accent]'' Oh, thank God. There's a bear. Uh, it's the size of a freaking tank! ''[imitating Yogi Bear]'' I think it wants my pic-a-nic basket!
2606* Dean handing Claire the hotel menu and telling her "[[Franchise/HarryPotter It's on Harry Potter"]], referring to Mick.
2607
2608[[AC:12x17 - The British Invasion]]
2609* Eileen is recounting her confrontation with Dermott Culp.
2610-->'''Dermott:''' Hunter.\
2611'''Eileen:''' ''[pulls out knife]'' Demon.
2612* Crowley's attempt to cement his rule as king of Hell by putting Lucifer through a HumiliationConga backfires spectacularly (and with copious amounts of LargeHam from Lucifer):
2613-->'''Lucifer (facing away from Crowley and towards the assembly of demons):''' Yes, my Lord. He's right, my friends. [[ExactWords There is only one true ruler of Hell.]] ''[Lucifer silently mouths "Me"]''
2614-->'''Crowley:''" And that is me, is it not?
2615-->'''Lucifer:''' [[BlatantLies Oh, yes.]]
2616-->'''Crowley:''' And you surrender your heartfelt support to that one true ruler?
2617-->'''Lucifer:''' [[TheStarscream Absolutely.]] ''[He [[SecretMessageWink winks]] at the demons, who look confused.]''
2618-->'''Crowley:''' And what do you have to say to those who are still unsure of whom they must obey?
2619-->'''Lucifer:''' I say this – anyone who does not support this one true king, can be [[FateWorseThanDeath assured of suffering unendurable and everlasting agony.]] ''[Lucifer's eyes burn [[RedEyesTakeWarning red]]]''
2620-->''[The demons look around awkwardly, trying to hide the OhCrap looks on their faces]''
2621
2622[[AC:12x19 - The Future]]
2623* [[VillainsOutShopping Dagon watching a game show]].
2624
2625* Lucifer referring to Castiel as the Winchesters' purse pooch.
2626
2627* Joshua appears before Cas and Kelly, in [[TheNthDoctor a brand-new vessel]]...and is killed five seconds later by Dagon ''mid-sentence''.
2628
2629[[AC:12x21 - There's Something About Mary]]
2630* Dean trying to get in touch with Ketch.
2631-->'''Dean''': Ketch, calling to see if my Mom's with you. ''[beat]'' It's Dean. ''[beat]'' Winchester. ''[beat]'' Because I'd like to speak to her, that's why. ''[beat]'' No, I'm not being terse. Look, if you haven't seen her, do you know where she is? ''[beat]'' No, I'm not being curt, either. Look, I don't have time for Manners 101 from you, okay? If she's with you, I wanna know about it. ''[beat]'' Fine. ''[hangs up]'' Such a dick.
2632
2633* Crowley chewing out one of his subordinates.
2634-->'''Crowley''': How many times do I have to repeat myself? Find me Kelly Kline! As a concept, it's ridiculously simple, as are you!
2635-->'''Demon''': Please don't yell. I'm trying.
2636-->'''Crowley''': "I'm trying." Well, try harder! As if your almost-life depended on it.
2637-->'''Demon''': Yes, my King.
2638-->'''Crowley''': Bear down. What do you know?
2639-->'''Demon''': We know Dagon is dead and can't protect Kelly.
2640-->'''Crowley''': Which makes your task even easier.
2641-->'''Demon''': We know Lucifer's son is almost due.
2642-->'''Crowley''': Which makes your task more crucial.
2643-->'''Demon''': We know we don't know how powerful he'll be when born.
2644-->'''Crowley''': Which makes you an idiot.
2645-->'''Demon''': I know that, too.
2646
2647* Lucifer's line to Drexl after the demon tells him he's still under Crowley's control:
2648-->'''Lucifer''': Okay, if it's at minimum power, and I'm at maximum power, I'll roll the dice, man.
2649
2650* Lucifer asking Crowley if he knows a good Pilates class after getting free. And that's only the tip of the iceberg that is the following example.
2651
2652* Lucifer's revenge on Crowley after getting free is hilarious AND awesome. It starts with Lucifer making Crowley do all kinds of silly things as the King of Hell pontificates, then Crowley notices something is very wrong, at which point Luci stands up, calls Crowley "[[Series/TheMuppetShow Kermit the Frog]]," and makes him hop on his feet. Crowley then [[DirtyCoward tries to BS his way out of trouble]] before [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere deciding to make a break for the door]]...only for Lucifer to telekinetically send him crashing through the door. [[HumblePie Lucifer pulls this trick a second time, causing Crowley to fall before his servants; he then steps out, goes "Eight ball, corner pocket!", and sends Crowley flying against a pillar]].
2653
2654* As Dean and Sam enter the Bunker with a captive Toni, Dean demands that Toni call Ketch and tell him to get "his prissy ass" to the Bunker. Then:
2655-->'''Ketch''': ''[standing in the Bunker]'' Interestingly, his 'prissy ass' is already here.
2656
2657[[AC:12x22 - Who We Are]]
2658* When the Winchesters and Toni decide to try using magic to escape from the sealed Bunker, they find a spell that [[VirginPower requires virgin blood]]. Dean then looks at Toni who, after a moment, replies "Not even close."
2659
2660* Dean and Sam decide to "[[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank]] this bitch" (that is, chip their way out of the Bunker). Dean takes the first swing and ends up getting concrete in his eye, at which point Sam suggests goggles.
2661
2662* Toni complaining about Dean and Sam's plan to blast their way out of the Bunker using [[ChekhovsGun Dean's grenade launcher]], calling the brothers "Action movie-loving, cheeseburger-eating, moronic American lunatics."
2663
2664* Dean commenting on how long he's waited to use his grenade launcher, and going "[[Franchise/DieHard Yippee ki-yay, mother]]--" as he fires the weapon.
2665
2666* When the boys arrive at Jody's house, they find Jody holding an ice pack to her face and ask where Mary is. Jody simply points to Mary tied to a chair.
2667
2668* Dean downing a glass of alcohol as Alex goes to get him something for the pain from his leg injury and telling her "Make it a double."
2669
2670[[AC:12x23 - All Along the Watchtower]]
2671* Kelly's brief phone conversation as she tries to put together a baby cradle.
2672-->'''Kelly''': ''[looking up at the ceiling]'' God, please... I need help...
2673-->'''Sven''': [[BaitAndSwitch I'm trying to help you, ma'am.]]
2674-->'''Kelly''': ''[sighs deeply]'' Are you, Sven? Because if you ask me if I have the quarter-inch Allen wrench one-one more time, I am going to come down there and burn your giant Viking junkyard of a store to the ground! Do you understand?!
2675-->'''Sven''': Are you sure it wasn't in the box?
2676-->'''Kelly''': ''[sighs, throws her phone to the side]'' God!
2677
2678* This gem from Dean:
2679-->'''Dean''': Okay, let me just get this straight. So, ''[clears throat]'' we beat the Brits, we kicked their psycho, tea-swilling asses, and instead of popping champagne and headin' to Vegas, we get ''Lucifer''.
2680
2681* Lucifer responding to the Winchesters' attempts to contact Rowena is one fine picture of the Devil's menace, but it does have a few comedic gems.
2682** Lucifer's InsultBackfire to Sam during his phone call.
2683--->'''Sam''': Go to Hell.
2684--->'''Lucifer''': Ooh! Good one. Witty. I'll use that in the future.
2685** When Dean gets on the phone and starts to threaten the Archangel:
2686--->'''Lucifer''': ''[waving like a girl]'' Oh, hey, Dean!
2687** And the very casual way Lucifer remarks that the guys are gonna do "whatever you're gonna try."
2688
2689* [[CrazyPrepared Castiel buying a ridiculous amount of diapers]] because, according to the 74 books he read on child-rearing, they all agree that "everybody poops."
2690
2691* Crowley suddenly appearing in the Bunker with his trademark "Hello, boys" greeting, only for Dean to [[TalkToTheFist deck him right in the face]], sending him falling backwards in his chair.
2692
2693* As Dean has Ruby's knife at Crowley's throat, Sam protests, causing Dean and Mary to ask "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Seriously?]]"
2694-->'''Sam''': Look, just don't kill him. He worked the Cage spell with Rowena. Maybe he can help us.
2695-->'''Mary''': And what if he can't?
2696-->'''Sam''': Well, then we kill him.
2697
2698* Crowley just sitting and enjoying a glass of Scotch while the Winchesters [[DoingResearch search for signs of the birth of Lucifer's son]].
2699-->'''Crowley''': This is what you do when I'm not here? Type?
2700-->'''Dean''': Yep.
2701
2702* Apparently, Castiel took an online doula class.
2703
2704* Dean's comment after Castiel shows him and Sam the space-time tear and Sam remembers the French Mistake universe.
2705-->'''Dean''': Oh, yeah. The supernatural wasn't real. And you were Polish.
2706
2707* When Castiel expresses confidence that Lucifer's son will close the portal:
2708-->'''Castiel''': I have faith.
2709-->'''Dean''': Really? In your unborn baby-God?
2710-->'''Castiel''': Yes.
2711-->'''Dean''': Well, then you're a dumbass.
2712
2713* Dean's "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, come on!]]" after he turns to see that Crowley has popped in after escaping from the Bunker.
2714
2715* When Sam declares Chuck/God will stop Lucifer, Lucifer, acting like a naughty kid, snarkily concedes the point, waves his hands as he mockingly calls out "Oh, God! Don't strike me dead!", then comments that Sam sounds like "a virgin at Jesus camp," following with a high-pitched impression of a girl going "We can't! God is watching!"
2716
2717* After Lucifer telekinetically tosses an advancing Castiel aside:
2718-->'''Lucifer''': Well, that worked.
2719
2720* Thus remarks Lucifer after Dean and Sam take off running:
2721-->'''Lucifer''': Mature. Real mature.
2722
2723* Lucifer reacting with giddy amusement when Crowley reveals himself in Apocalypse World.
2724
2725* When Crowley says he's going to wipe "that smug, self-satisfied look" off his face, Lucifer smiles smugly, points to his face, and asks "This one?"
2726[[/folder]]
2727
2728[[folder:Season 13]]
2729[[AC:13x01 - Lost and Found]]
2730* When asked by the police what his last name is, Jack replies: "Satanson."
2731
2732[[AC:13x02 - The Rising Son]]
2733* Jack mimicking how Dean eats burgers and drinks beer with a big, dorky smile.
2734
2735[[AC:13x08 - The Scorpion and the Frog]]
2736* Dean being a wuss about putting his hand in a mechanism that pricks his finger to magically unlock a door.
2737* The MacGuffin of the week is in a safe at the other end of a classic [[DeathCourse "step on pressure pads, get shot by poison darts" hallway]] BoobyTrap. The owner of the MacGuffin is an unrepentant {{Jerkass}} who's immortal as long as he remains on his property. What do Dean and Sam do? Tie him to a swivel chair and shove him down the hallway to set off all the dart trips. One extremely pissed-off HumanPincushion later and Dean and Sam are at the other end of the hall. CuttingTheKnot at its finest.
2738
2739[[AC: 13X10 - Wayward Sisters]]
2740* Sam and Dean are eating captured food.
2741-->'''Sam''': Please don't tell me it tastes like chicken.
2742-->'''Dean''': No, Sam, it's a lizard. It tastes like a freaking lizard.
2743* Donna shows up in a pickup truck with a "D-Train" license plate and a trunk of weapons.
2744-->'''Kaia''': Why do you have all these?
2745-->'''Donna''': I'm from Minnesota.
2746* Claire tells Jody that she's going to stay behind, [[BlatantLies because she realized Jody was right about how dangerous hunting is]]. Jody not only wasn't even fooled for a second, she inmediately knows the real reason (Kaia) Claire wanted to stay behind.
2747
2748[[AC: 13x11 - Breakdown]]
2749* It's blink-and-you-miss-it DarkHumor, but the chat logs of the [[AuctionOfEvil body part auction]] are as hilarious and nonsensical as {{real life}} chat logs.
2750-->'''[=Kittysune1=]''': I really don't want to raid the morgue again.
2751-->'''[=Yummers316=]''': Morgue? Kitsunes are nasty.
2752-->'''[=Carcosa69=]''': So what, you saying ghouls are nasty, too?
2753-->'''[=Yummers316=]''': Ghouls are def nasty.
2754-->'''[=Kittysune1=]''': First, kitsune plural is just kitsune. Read a book sometime. Second, get off your high horse. If I get food from a morgue, I don't have hunters on my ass.
2755-->'''[=Yummers316=]''': Yeah, eating dead people. Which is nasty. You lose, good day sir.
2756-->'''[=2Fangs2Furious=]''': owned.
2757
2758[[AC: 13x14 - Good Intentions]]
2759* Dean and Castiel come face-to-face with Gog and Magog, and all Dean can do before the inevitable fight is barely stifle his laughter as he comments on their fur loincloths, much to Castiel's annoyance.
2760* Gog and Magog bicker...in Canaanite. Complete with English subtitles.
2761** One of them refers to Castiel as "the pretty one."
2762
2763[[AC: 13x15 - A Most Holy Man]]
2764* Sam tries to prove a point by pressing Dean's BerserkButton.\
2765'''Sam''': If somebody stole the impala, what would you do?\
2766'''Dean''': [[{{Beat}} ''(beat)'']] Murder, I'd murder them all.\
2767'''Sam''' (Noticeably disturbed): R-right... my point being, I don't want a dick like Greenstreet or Scarpatti to win. Not this time.\
2768'''Dean''' (visibly angry): There'll be torture first. There'll be, like, a lot of torture, and then there'd -- it would end up with death. If I can't have it, nobody can.
2769
2770
2771[[AC: 13x16 - [=ScoobyNatural=]]]
2772* The episode opens with Dean and Sam battling a man-sized plush dinosaur. [[InMediasRes Like, right in the middle of it, with no (immediate) context.]]
2773** When they finally defeat the dinosaur and it explodes in a shower of plush, the brothers share an awkward look, with Dean shrugging.
2774
2775* Sam's brief expression after Dean tells Jay, "Never buy anything from Moosesylvania."
2776
2777* Dean commenting it was satisfying to "kill Barney."
2778
2779* Sam grumbling while he and Dean carry an HD TV that Dean decided to claim as a reward out of the shop, followed by his "pfft!" after Dean gripes at him to be careful with his new TV ("She's delicate!").
2780
2781* Dean telling a researching Sam to "be like [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Elsa and let it go]]," and Sam giving him a "did-you-just-seriously-say-that?" look as Dean smiles at his apparent cleverness before turning serious and changing the subject.
2782
2783* Dean sets up a man cave in the Bunker and suggests possible names for it, like "[[ComicBook/{{Batman}} the Dean Cave]]" or "[[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Fortress of Dean-a-tude]]."
2784
2785* [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall When Dean turns on the TV, and it zaps him and Sam]], the song that plays during the scene is "[[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Also Sprach Zarathustra]]".
2786
2787* Dean and Sam freaking out after finding themselves inside a cartoon.
2788** Dean slapping Sam who, thanks to CartoonPhysics, gets a handprint on his face AND a pretty funny expression of stunned shock.
2789** It gets better: They wind up driving to a nearby Malt Shop... and see a particular vehicle in the parking lot.
2790--->'''Dean''': We're not just in any cartoon...
2791--->'''Sam''': ''[shocked; turns to Dean]'' ''We're in Franchise/ScoobyDoo''!
2792
2793* Dean suspects the Trickster is responsible for zapping them into the TV and Sam counters that he's dead, to which Dean seriously replies, "Or ''is'' he?" The guys have absolutely no idea...
2794
2795* Dean's annoyance at Sam's preoccupation with how Baby ended up in TV land with them.
2796
2797* Dean calling dibs on Daphne.
2798
2799* Dean calling Mystery, Inc. his and Sam's role models. Except for Fred, whom he considers "a wad."
2800
2801* Dean compares himself and Sam to Mystery, Inc. gang, but Sam begs to differ.
2802-->'''Sam''': Except our ghosts don't wear masks. And we don't have a talking dog.
2803-->'''Dean''': I don't know. I mean, Cas is kinda like a talking dog.
2804
2805* Dean primping himself before heading over to joining Mystery, Inc.
2806-->'''Dean''': Now how do I look?
2807-->'''Sam''': Two-dimensional.
2808-->'''Dean''': Perfect!
2809
2810* Dean taking offense to Sam referring to Scooby as "Marmaduke" and Sam chastising Dean for putting the moves on Daphne.
2811-->'''Sam''': We should be trying to get out of here, and instead you're hanging out with Marmaduke!
2812-->'''Dean''': ''[gasps]'' How dare you!
2813-->'''Sam''': And hitting on Daphne when she's clearly with Fred.
2814-->'''Dean''': She's settling, alright? Ugh, Daphne could do so much better.
2815
2816* Dean finally achieves his dream of eating a DagwoodSandwich. His face alone is priceless.
2817-->'''Dean''': ''[mouth full]'' Sam! Sam! Look how big my mouth is!
2818-->'''Sam''': ''[groans]''
2819
2820* After the Mystery Machine speeds off and leaves Baby in the dust, Dean takes a page out of ''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan Wrath of Khan]]'':
2821-->'''Dean''': [[SayMyName FRED!!!!]]
2822** After the commercial break, Dean insists that there's no way Baby could've been beaten by the Mystery Machine and insisting that Fred must've cheated, followed by Sam telling him, "Dude, get over it."
2823
2824* After Dean resolves to not tell Mystery, Inc. that the supernatural is real:
2825-->'''Sam''': If you've seen this episode, why not just skip to the end?
2826-->'''Dean''': Because, sometimes, it's about the journey, not the destination.
2827-->'''Sam''': Or, do you just want more time trying to get with Daphne?
2828-->'''Dean''': Do not ruin this for me! ''[walks off]''
2829
2830* Dean's un-enthused response to bunking with Fred after Daphne tells him boys and girls don't sleep in the same room:
2831-->'''Dean''': Awesome.
2832
2833* Dean putting on a sleeping robe, complete with a nightcab.
2834-->'''Dean:''' It's like I'm wrapped in hugs!
2835
2836* Velma clearly crushing on Sam.
2837** Her blush after Daphne remarks to her "I thought big lugs were kinda your thing."
2838** After Sam objects to LetsSplitUpGang:
2839--->'''Velma''': Really, Sam? ''[puts a hand on Sam's shoulder]'' I wouldn't expect such a big, broad-shouldered fella like you to be as chicken as Shaggy.
2840** While [[SarcasmMode our happy couple]] is searching for clues:
2841--->'''Velma''': I guess this is your first mystery. So if you could keep those giant linebacker shoulders from knocking over any clues, that would be great.
2842--->'''Sam''': Why do you keep talking about my shoulders?
2843--->'''Velma''': Oh, I, uh, huh, uh... ''[clears throat, laughs nervously]''
2844*** Velma grabbing Sam (who's about a foot or two taller than she is) and planting a kiss on him before they go their separate ways.
2845---->'''Dean''': I should've known Velma was good to go. [[CovertPervert It's always the quiet ones.]]
2846
2847* After one of the guests turns up dead and all of Mystery, Inc. each expresses their CatchPhrase, Dean exclaims "Son of a bitch." Let's make that clear: Dean Winchester says "son of a bitch" in a ''Scooby-Doo'' episode.
2848
2849* Dean's attempt to cozy up to Daphne after Fred doesn't seem to care that someone is dead [[EpicFail failing spectacularly]].
2850
2851* Shaggy commenting that Castiel's name sounds like "a great Italian pizza place."
2852
2853* After Castiel shakes Scooby's paw and sees the Great Dane can talk:
2854-->'''Castiel:''' ''[totally deadpan]'' Sam, Dean, this dog is talking.
2855
2856* Castiel's NoodleIncident while retrieving an important ingredient for opening up a portal to Apocalypse World.
2857-->'''Castiel''': Sam! Dean! I'm back from Syria with fruit from the Tree of Life! The Tree was guarded by a pack of djinn! I killed most of them, bargained with the rest! I think I'm... technically married to their queen now!
2858
2859* When the phantom appears, Shaggy and Scooby jump into Castiel's arms. Castiel eventually drops them to the floor (complete with a cartoonish sound effect) and wipes his hands.
2860
2861* Fred's completely unruffled "Well, that's not good" after finding the mutilated body of Cousin Simple.
2862
2863* Team Free Will objecting to Mystery Inc.'s plan to [[LetsSplitUpGang split up and search the house for clues]].
2864
2865* Castiel's remark after being paired up with Shaggy and Scooby:
2866-->'''Castiel''': Wonderful. I once led armies and now I'm paired with a scruffy Philistine and a talking dog.
2867
2868* Sam being startled by a mannequin in the attic and falling down.
2869
2870* In the middle of an otherwise-earnest speech to Velma about how monsters and demons are real, Sam [[ScaryFlashlightFace flashes his light on his own face]] for a brief second. And [[NoSell Velma STILL isn't convinced]].
2871
2872* Dean's scream when he realizes he's holding the phantom after ending up in a darkened room and thinking he's holding Daphne.
2873
2874* Castiel, Scooby, and Shaggy realizing the phantom is following them.
2875** Scooby and Shaggy take off running for their lives, but Castiel stays behind to inspect the phantom, causing Shaggy and Scooby to come back and grab Castiel, who then yells "Run, run!"
2876
2877* The chase scene, all set to the classic Scooby-Doo {{theme song}}.
2878** Dean shields Daphne and tries to hug her, only to find that Fred is leading her by hand away from the pursuing phantom. Dean then lets out an annoyed "Hey!" and chases after them.
2879** [[TheCameo Scrappy-Doo's cameo]] while our heroes are running through various doors in a hallway.
2880** Dean [[SkewedPriorities clearly has his priorities straight]] when [[EatingTheEyeCandy he checks out Daphne]] while she's barricading one of the doors in the hallway.
2881** Dean takes Daphne's hand and runs away from the phantom, followed by the rest of the gang, and smirks, followed by [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Sam's wonderfully annoyed eye-roll]] at this.
2882** [[AlmostKiss Dean gets real close to kissing Daphne]], [[MomentKiller only for the phantom to advance on the gang, causing them to run off]].
2883
2884* In a scene lifted directly from ''Film/{{Clue}}'', Team Free Will and Mystery Inc. collide into each other in another hallway after fleeing from the phantom.
2885
2886* This:
2887-->'''Daphne''': Dean had him by the thigh.
2888-->'''Castiel''': He what?
2889-->'''Dean''': I almost caught him. That's the point.
2890
2891* After saving Scooby and Shaggy from falling to their deaths, Castiel informs everyone that his arm broke in the fall. Shaggy is '''pissed'''.
2892-->'''Shaggy''': [[FlatWhat What?]] That's not- ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe I've jumped out of a biplane in a museum and was fine!]]'' How did this happen?!
2893
2894* In the middle of Dean's RousingSpeech to Mystery, Inc., after Sam references the Space Kook from the classic Scooby show, Dean goes, "I knew it! You love this show, too!"
2895
2896* [[ClusterBleepBomb Dean using an expletive that gets bleeped out]].
2897
2898* Castiel--y'know, the BadassLongcoat-clad seraph who has stormed the bowels of Hell, commanded a garrison of angels, rebelled against a corrupt Heaven and, oh yeah, [[AGodAmI BECAME A GOD]] for a brief time--screaming and running from the phantom, grabbing Scooby and Shaggy as he flees.
2899
2900* Castiel, Scooby, and Shaggy getting caught in Fred's trap.
2901
2902* [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength Castiel squeezing Scooby and Shaggy tight as he bids them a fond farewell.]]
2903
2904* Dean's own NoodleIncident involving the Cartwright Twins, and Sam says he doesn't want to know any details.
2905
2906* [[BrickJoke Dean dons an ascot]] when he, Sam, and Castiel go to confront Jay.
2907
2908* Astoundingly, despite everything with the haunted ''Scooby-Doo'' episode, the case with the pawnshop turns out to be the ''Scooby-Doo'' classic: The real estate scam. Done by the innocuous secondary character who was introduced at the beginning of the episode and then forgotten, no less.
2909
2910* Jay spouting [[YouMeddlingKids this classic]] ''[[YouMeddlingKids Scooby]]'' [[YouMeddlingKids line YouMeddlingKids]], and Dean's {{Adorkable}} reaction:
2911-->'''Jay''': I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
2912-->'''Dean''': Ooh, he said it! He said the line! (''[[BreakingTheFourthWall looks at the camera]]'') Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
2913** Topped by Sam and Cas's reactions:
2914--->'''Sam''': What are you doing?
2915--->'''Dean''': Well, I mean, at the end of every mystery, Scooby looks into the camera and says--
2916--->'''Castiel''': ''[in a very "annoyed dad"-sounding voice]'' Dean, you're not a talking dog. ''[walks off]''
2917
2918[[AC:13x18 -- Bring 'em Back Alive]]
2919* Castiel griping at Sam for letting Dean go to Apocalypse World alone.
2920-->'''Castiel''': Dean is in Apocalypse World alone?
2921-->'''Sam''': No, he's with Ketch, so he's not alone.
2922-->'''Castiel''': [[SarcasmMode Because that makes it so much better.]]
2923
2924* Lucifer playing solitaire in God's throne room in Heaven and sounding like an idle husband giving his wife grief as he converses with Jo.
2925-->'''Lucifer''': Where have you been?
2926-->'''Jo''': Out.
2927-->'''Lucifer''': Right, out. Look, Jo, we got a pretty sweet going deal here, so you might wanna, you know, pitch in, drop the attitude, stay by my side...play strip poker?
2928** There's also Lucifer channeling [[Film/AustinPowersInternationalManOfMystery Doctor Evil]] as he asks for Dumah's opinion about Jo's behavior which he feels doesn't live up to his expectations of being his "First Lady."
2929--->'''Dumah''': Couples issues aren't really my area.
2930
2931* Castiel translating the Enochian symbols that Gabriel put on the walls of his room in the Bunker.
2932-->'''Castiel''': "Everyone believed that Gabriel was gone. And suddenly I was free, no obligation to {{God}} or Heaven or mankind. And so I did what anyone would do: I moved to Monte Carlo and shacked up with porn stars." ''[to Sam]'' [[AllMenArePerverts He goes on and on for quite a while about porn stars.]]
2933
2934* Lucifer donning [[BadassInANiceSuit a snazzy black suit]] and [[CoolShades a pair of sunglasses]], all to the tune of big band music.
2935-->'''Lucifer''': Ready or not, world, New God is open for bid-ness.
2936
2937* Lucifer's assessment of people praying to God:
2938-->'''Lucifer''': Unbelievable. Losers. Whining. I can't believe Pop put up with it as long as he did.
2939
2940* Lucifer popping into the middle of an exorcism.
2941-->'''Lucifer''': ''[to priests]'' Okay, fellas. ''[louder]'' Fellas!
2942** The demon possessing a woman going "OhCrap"
2943** Lucifer telling the priests to "chill" and pointing out that the demon is "Not Satan," THEN addressing the possessing demon, Anthony.
2944--->'''Lucifer''': Anthony, what are you doing, man?
2945--->'''Anthony''': [[ForTheEvulz Just having a little fun.]]
2946--->'''Lucifer''': Yeah?
2947--->'''Anthony''': Mmm-hmm.
2948*** Lucifer then snaps his fingers and tells Anthony to "beat it," and as Anthony leaves his vessel, Lucifer yells after him to "Get outta here!" and "Don't come back!"
2949*** As the two priests gape in shock at Lucifer:
2950---->'''Lucifer''': You're welcome.
2951*** As the priests freak out and one of them splashes holy water on him, Lucifer casually wipes some away from his eye and dryly remarks "New suit, thank you very much." He tries to get them to calm down and ends up outright obliterating them, then goes "Damnit!"
2952** Just the implication that the whole HollywoodExorcism trope is by demons who've seen ''Film/TheExorcist'' [[YouWatchTooMuchX too many times]] and just want to have a laugh.
2953
2954[[AC:13x21 -- Beat the Devil]]
2955* Gabriel providing his angelic grace is [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything compared]] to someone giving a specimen at a fertility clinic.
2956
2957* Rowena uses Gabriel's grace to open another dimensional rift and Team Free Will prepares to venture into Apocalypse World...only for the rift to flicker, curl, and fade away. Everyone then stands, shocked, for a long moment.
2958
2959* Rowena and Gabriel [[EatingTheEyeCandy checking each other out]] before making with the flirting, complete with voiceovers.
2960
2961* Dean, Sam, and Castiel realize that they left Gabriel and Rowena together and end up walking in on them having sex in the Bunker library.
2962** Gabriel's absolutely dismal attempts at pretending that they were doing literally anything else.
2963--->'''Gabriel''': ''[holding a book over his crotch, jacket off, with lipstick on his neck and his hair a mess]'' Oh! We were just. Reading. Books. Here in the, uh, library. Which is the room we're in right now.
2964** Castiel is just looking down at his feet with an expression of pure pain (AKA the response of a younger sibling walking in on an older sibling having sex) and probably praying to Chuck to smite him to end his pain, or smite Gabriel for causing this pain. Possibly both.
2965
2966* A roofied Lucifer, after seeing that Rowena is still alive, goes "Ugh!" and tries to flee the bar...only to end up back in the bar.
2967** Drunk/roofied Lucifer in general.
2968
2969* Lucifer annoying Rowena, who's left behind to keep guard over him, by singing.
2970
2971[[AC:13x22 - Exodus]]
2972* Mary's [[TalkToTheFist response]] to Lucifer when he greets her after entering the rebel camp.
2973
2974* Castiel's dismissal of Lucifer's attempts to make himself out to be the good guy to Jack.
2975
2976[[AC:13x23 - Let the Good Times Roll]]
2977* Bobby's summary of what he and the other Apocalypse World refugees just learned from Sam about the main universe.
2978
2979* Dean, Sam, Castiel, and Jack take on a pack of werewolves who are clearly into [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians the Kardashians]]. Castiel overhears the werewolves debating over whether Kylie Jenner will make a good mother ("[[TakeThat The general consensus is no]]"), and Dean comments that he's "a Khloe man" himself (which one of the werewolves also says).
2980
2981* Castiel FINALLY getting a hang on aliases, introducing himself, Dean, and Sam as Agents "[[Music/DestinysChild Rowland, Knowles, and Williams]]."
2982
2983* Lucifer describing Sam as "freakishly tall" while trying to convince Jack that Sam, Dean, and Castiel are the bad guys.
2984
2985* When Lucifer proposes he and Jack go and explore the universe together, Jack excitedly asks "Like ''Franchise/StarWars''?"
2986** Lucifer then offers to make Jack a lightsaber or even a Wookie.
2987
2988* Apocalypse!Michael unleashes the more {{Narm}}y moments of the episode, which tried very hard to be awesome and fell very flat. They include him lazily floating down (on wires) from the Bunker entrance to the floor to attack the panicking Winchesters, fighting Lucifer (also on wires) in a terrible FightSceneFailure that was supposed to be world-ending in its destruction and epicness, and the final shot of the season is him smiling at the camera with GlowingEyesOfDoom in a cheesy freezeframe (which, incidentally, is a ShoutOut to the closing shot of Music/MichaelJackson's Music/{{Thriller}}).
2989[[/folder]]
2990
2991[[folder:Season 14]]
2992[[AC:14x06 - Optimism]]
2993* When Jack says that Sam and Charlie are "probably doing something really exciting", cut to them sitting in Charlie's truck outside an exterminator's office - clearly they're doing something that's anything short of exciting.
2994** In the truck, Sam enjoys a fidget spinner - until Charlie sees him spinning it.
2995* This exchange after Dean blocks a door to protect Harper:
2996-->'''Harper''': Who's out there?
2997-->'''Dean''': It's not a "who". At first I thought it was a ghost, and then it punched me in the face.
2998-->'''Harper''': A ghost?
2999-->'''Jack''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint No, he's saying it's]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint not]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint a ghost.]]
3000
3001[[AC:14x07 - Unhuman Nature]]
3002* The group brings Jack to the hospital, and as they're asked basic questions, it slowly dawns on them that [[DidntThinkThisThrough they never came up with a cover story for his life.]]
3003-->'''Nurse''': Family medical history? Let's start with the father.
3004-->'''Dean''': He's dead.
3005-->'''Nurse''': Cause of death?
3006-->'''Castiel''': He was stabbed through the heart, and he exploded.
3007
3008[[AC:14x09 - The Spear]]
3009* Dean's failed attempts to imitate Dark Kaia's swings with the spear.
3010
3011[[AC:14x13 - Lebanon]]
3012* While Sam and Dean talk in the foreground one can see [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the Impala being driven away in the out of focus background]].
3013
3014[[AC:14x15 - Peace of Mind]]
3015* Castiel’s A+ logic for why the MonsterOfTheWeek [[AGodAmI isn’t God]].
3016-->'''Castiel (in the most ComicallySerious voice imaginable)''': God has a beard!
3017
3018[[AC:14x20 - Moriah]]
3019* Jack's CannotTellALie spell. Oh, Lord--er, [[InsistentTerminology Chuck]], where do we begin?
3020** Dean tries his standard charming FBI agent bluff, but can only say, "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm looking for the Devil's son. This badge is fake."
3021** Sam is forced to confess his favorite singer is...Celine Dion.
3022** Dean checking his phone.
3023--->'''Dean''': When people can't lie, the Internet gets real quiet.
3024** Under the effects of the spell, people around the office the Winchesters are at begin confessing things, like how one guy is sleeping with a coworker's wife, and the coworker thinks it's hot. After someone confesses to eating another's yogurt, absolute chaos ensues and a few fights break out, while one woman goes about stealing staplers in the confusion.
3025** The Winchesters then see a news report that President Trump had a long press conference about his tax history, his [[TakeThat deep ties with Russia and North Korea]], and that he made a [[DealWithTheDevil deal with Crowley]] at some point (all but stated to be how he got elected). Even better (or worse, depending on your taste in BlackComedy), Crowley's deals are always sealed with a kiss. Pucker up, Donny!
3026** Before he undoes the spell and all it caused, Chuck turns on the radios at the Bunker to show the spreading chaos, and one of the things revealed is that Queen Elizabeth II is actually a lizard. [[BrickJoke That guy Castiel met in "Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell" was right]].
3027* Castiel saying "I need to go to Hell" in that same serious tone he always uses. Granted, he's talking to a demon about his plan to examine Lucifer's Cage, but it's still hilarious.
3028* There is something amusing about the personification of the Darkness AKA [[TimeAbyss the third oldest being in the universe]] herself playing and being in love with ''[[MundaneObjectAmazement keno]]''. Then again, so is God with his guitar.
3029* Chuck/God suddenly pulling out a guitar to sing a song, only for Dean to promptly grab the guitar and smash it. Of course, it's followed by a very scary MoodWhiplash.
3030[[/folder]]
3031
3032[[folder: Season 15]]
3033[[AC: 15X01 - Back and to the Future]]
3034* While fighting ghosts, Sam fires a rock salt round that goes straight through one of them and hits Castiel.
3035-->'''Cas''': [annoyed] [[ImmuneToBullets You shot me.]]
3036* Belphegor badly attempting to hold off the Woman in White as if she were an angry dog.
3037* When the town-wide warding finally goes up and all the ghosts are trapped, [[MonsterClown John Wayne Gacy]] starts throwing a tantrum and screams out in anger. Sam's response is just a sneering "shut up". He's come a long way since [[Recap/SupernaturalS02E02EverybodyLovesAClown Season 2]]!
3038* Belphegor [[EatingTheEyeCandy gushing about how hot humans are]] now that we've discovered ''basic hygiene.''
3039-->'''Belphegor:''' I mean, the last time I was on Earth, I mean, I was human. Ah, [[TimeAbyss it was a while ago]]. I mean, but, you know, we were all worshipping this giant rock that looked like a huge penis, and... Anyway, folks back then, you know? Had a lot of humps. I mean, a ''lot.''
3040
3041[[AC: 15X02 - Raising Hell]]
3042* Dean's reaction when he's told the ghost he just shot is UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper? "Cool."
3043** Off that, the fact that the demon says his real name like Dean should have known it as common knowledge.
3044** ''And'' it turns out he and Rowena had a fling.
3045* Dean and Sam's wonderful WTF faces when they realize Rowena and Ketch are flirting.
3046* Amara living it up in Reno and not happy about Chuck showing up.
3047-->'''Chuck''': So how about that ''Series/GameOfThrones'' ending? Pretty great, right?
3048** She asks "did you smite my masseuse?" and he just gives a shrug.
3049* Castiel apologizing for "dropping the puck."
3050
3051[[AC: 15X04 - Atomic Monsters]]
3052* This exchange when Dean offers Sam breakfast.
3053-->'''Dean''': It’s ''veggie'' bacon.
3054-->'''Sam''': What?
3055-->'''Dean''': You’ve been asking for it.
3056-->'''Sam''': Yeah. But every time I ask for it, you say, and I’m quoting, “I don’t want any of that hippie, Music/SarahMcLachlan grass-eater crap in the Meat Man’s kitchen”. Which, by the way, for what it’s worth, you got to stop calling yourself “The Meat Man”. It… it doesn’t mean what you think it means.
3057-->[beat]
3058-->'''Dean''': Yeah it does.
3059* Becky revealing that she still writes Supernatural fanfiction, but instead of hunting, the guys just "sit around and do laundry and talk."
3060-->'''Becky''': I mean, that's what people like the most, anyway.
3061-->'''Chuck''': [sheepishly] Well, I mean, people like monsters...
3062-->'''Becky''': Meh.
3063* Chuck trying to convince Becky that Leviathans are cool.
3064-->'''Chuck''': ''Whaaat?'' They're all teeth!
3065-->[later]
3066-->'''Chuck''': Like, there’s… like, they don’t even have lips. They’re just, like, teeth-face. Raaah!
3067-->'''Becky''': Chuck!
3068-->'''Chuck''': Okay.
3069
3070[[AC: 15X05 Proverbs 17:3]]
3071* Lilith's [[VillainForgotToLevelGrind completely bewildered reaction]] to being shot and finding out she can't move.
3072-->'''Lilith''': [[BigWhat What?!]]
3073-->'''Sam''': Devil's Trap bullet. We upgraded.
3074
3075[[AC: 15x08 - Our Father, Who Aren't In Heaven]]
3076* Donatello calling up Dean when he feels Michael's presence. The archangel rapidly flies from one corner of the globe to the other. Even when he stops, it's not useful information.
3077-->'''Don:''' He's there! No, there! No, there! No, over there right now!
3078* A BrickJoke ten years in the making as Castiel and Michael come face to face for the first time since "Swan Song":
3079-->'''Castiel:''' Do you remember me?\
3080'''Michael:''' [[CallBack You called me]] [[RunningGag AssButt]] [[CallBack and then set me on fire.]]
3081
3082[[AC: 15X10 - The Heroes' Journey]]
3083* The entire episode is a beautiful LeaningOnTheFourthWall moment years in the making: Having been stripped of their PlotArmor by Chuck, Dean and Sam finally learn what it's like to be normal people.
3084** Dean discovers all those years of junk food have given him ''seven'' cavities.
3085** He also throws up after one of his usual beer and burger meals.
3086** "Could we ever really pick locks?!"
3087* Dean's WTF face when his gas-induced dance dream sequence starts.
3088* Sam receives a cure-all drink from Bess for his cold. He reacts rather strongly to the main ingredient.
3089** "Mommy! The giant's crying!"
3090
3091
3092[[AC: 15X13 Destiny's Child]]
3093* The Alternate Sam and Dean: A pair of preppy rich types who gush on their wealthy life, drive a green Fiat and hate beer.
3094** Alt!Dean find porn and realizes how this world is so much better.
3095
3096[[AC: 15X15 Gimme Shelter]]
3097* Castiel and Jack call on Zack, a crossroads demon who starts off with a Crowley-like accent and referring to himself in the third person. (Jack: "Why is he talking like that?") When he realizes who Castiel is, he drops it for an American voice.
3098-->'''Zack''': Wait, are angels solving people crimes now? Like ''Series/HighwayToHeaven'' but with murder or something? Because I would totally watch that show.
3099* Zack begs to go along as Rowena has put a stop to any deals and he's bored.
3100-->'''Zack''': What am I?
3101-->'''Castiel''': You're a deviant soul corrupted by Hell.
3102-->'''Zack''': Well, yeah but I meant more in a work-balance-sense.
3103
3104[[AC: 15X20 Carry On]]
3105* After fifteen seasons, Dean must finally face his destiny... at the 43rd annual Akron [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Pie Fest]].
3106-->'''Dean''': [[ManlyTears It's just so beautiful]]...
3107-->'''Sam''': Are you crying?
3108-->'''Dean''': [[BlatantLies What? No, I'm not crying]], [[NoYou you're crying!]]
3109[[/folder]]
3110
3111
3112[[folder:Other]]
3113!!''Anime/{{Supernatural}}'' Anime
3114* In "The Spirit of Las Vegas," Sam gets rid of the cursed Japanese coin (and the [[Myth/JapaneseMythology God of Poverty]] that's been dogging Dean) by force-feeding it to Katty the casino robber. Blame the language barrier in the original Japanese production for them not making a [[IncrediblyLamePun "This too shall pass"]] joke.
3115** It was a BizarroEpisode in general.
3116
3117* "Moonlight," the adaptation of the Season 2 episode "Heart," includes Dean uplifting the serious business of waiting to see if Madison transforms by breaking into a dance and the tune of "When The Saints Go Marching In." It must be seen to be believed.
3118
3119!!Novels
3120* One from ''War of the Sons'': In [[TheFifties the 1950s]], when the Winchesters arrive in Gary, Indiana, Dean asks Sam if he knows who was raised in Gary. Dean shows it was Music/MichaelJackson by dancing the moonwalk.
3121
3122!![[ShowWithinAShow Ghostfacers web-series]]
3123* Cas meets the Ghostfacers. Find it on Website/YouTube and see if you can keep from laughing.
3124** Mainly because [[TheStoic Castiel]] loses his composure after finding out that the Ghostfacers aren't exactly high-caliber hunters like the Winchesters.
3125-->'''Castiel''': ''[looking upwards]'' '''''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Really?]]'''''
3126
3127!!RealLife
3128* Really, any of the series' {{shout out}}s to the IncestSubtext.
3129** Presenting: ''Supernatural'' MistakenForGay scenes from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4xcu9XPzpg Seasons 1 through 4]]
3130*** Special points to the one around 3:14, though you'd only catch it the second time through. The girl? That's Ruby, who knows full-well what's going on, though Dean (and the viewers) don't yet. ''[[{{Troll}} She was doing it just to mess with Sam]]''.
3131
3132* Creator/MishaCollins learned the hard way that you should never be ''fifteen minutes'' late for a panel. He wound up with a badly-sung song that was improvised by Richard, Rob, and Mark. You can [[http://youtu.be/y8JqxTaq3VE view it here]].
3133
3134* Many, ''many'' of the DVD commentaries, but especially "The End". Particularly when Creator/EricKripke, Robert Singer, and Ben Edlund make fun of Samifer and his shiny white suit, their own habit of having monsters [[EvilGloating monologue]] to the Winchesters, and how they should end every episode with the boys scrubbing down the sites of monster attacks so they don't leave forensic evidence behind as they angst. "You were ''mean'' to me back there." "I know, I'm sorry!" "Pass me the bucket." "I won't, damn you!" "Why, something wrong?" (Complete with growly impersonations of the Winchesters.)
3135
3136* The bloopers for this show are some of the best for any TV series. This show stars a bunch of unabashed dorks, and the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caNq16wHx2g gag reel]] bears witness to this.
3137
3138* The Staff doing the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m657-K0hyk Harlem Shake.]] It was Creator/JensenAckles' idea.
3139** There's this guy just writhing around in a body bag.
3140*** That's Osric Chau. You know him as Katniss Solo, Advanced Placement.
3141
3142* When Creator/MishaCollins got to direct an episode, Jared and Jensen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZRHRjaFyDA&list=UU4b4DkuNLZB_c5vOnsQdvgA smashed a pie in his face.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9INsWgGRd4g&index=10&list=UU4b4DkuNLZB_c5vOnsQdvgA Twice.]]
3143
3144* Many of the show's fans on Website/{{Tumblr}}, specially when they post gifs of scenes with subtitles of absurd lines and note that it is a real line of dialogue from the show. "Actual ''Supernatural'' line" is a popular catchphrase among the fandom.
3145
3146* It's a RunningGag on Tumblr that the ''Supernatural'' fandom has a gif for almost every occasion and, if they can post it on something, they will and very quickly. The [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse MCU]] fandom even got treated to a moment when someone responded to a post about how the ''Supernatural'' fandom has a gif for everything ''with a ''Supernatural'' gif about how they have a gif for everything''.
3147
3148* The Hillywood parody of ''Supernatural'', to the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZy8cAgBlM ''Shake it off'',]] guest-starring the actual cast of Supernatural.
3149
3150* While discussing Season 13's Franchise/ScoobyDoo episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvi1v9DkGjw&t=12m13s Jared winds up]] accidentally revealing that Castiel's death in Season 12 doesn't stick. Jensen's FacePalm sells it.
3151
3152* The [[https://youtu.be/mnaxufSAchY resume off]] between Misha and Jensen, which ensues after someone shows up with their old resumes. In summary:
3153** In an attempt to take Jensen's resume from him, Misha has to reach [[HoYay around his back.]] Jensen's goofy facial expression and the crowd's reaction sell it.
3154** Jensen tells Misha "There's nothing on there that will embarrass me," then immediately shuts his eyes and winces.
3155** They get into an argument about who should do something embarrassing first, which ends on Misha telling Jensen to dance. He begrudgingly obliges, and after some admittingly good dancing, makes a "cut the music" hand gesture.
3156** The first thing on Misha's resume is accents, which Jensen dismisses since he's done them at panels before. Cue Misha reading Jensen's ''entire resume'' in a ridiculous accent and getting into character. The crowd and Jensen himself lose it.
3157** While Jensen is reading over his resume, Misha whispers, "I'm going to lose this!" His co-star immediately breaks out an EvilLaugh.
3158** Jensen asks Misha if he can really ride a horse and says, "I haven't been on horses as much as I should [being from Texas], but I know I've ridden more than you." He then clarifies Shetland ponies and Great Danes don't count. The ever snarky Misha replies, "Look, as long as the animal's asleep, I'm fine."
3159** Misha can apparently do Tibetan throat singing; when he demonstrates, Jensen breaks into laughter again. He's also listed as a certified paramedic; Jensen pretends to choke, then quips, "Not gonna do that again."
3160** To get back at Misha for the above-mentioned dancing, Jensen says the last thing on his list is Appalachian clogging. After some groaning, he agrees and tries to start before the music.
3161--> Jensen: Oh, just hold your...horses.
3162** At the end, Misha winces as he gives Jensen's resume back. Apparently, the picture creased and, in his words:
3163--> Misha: It's probably worth like $50,000! (Cue Jensen and the crowd dissolving into hysterics)
3164* The sheer ''chaos'' of the internet's reaction to Castiel confessing his love to Dean and immediately dying in an episode that aired on the third day of a massively contested American presidential election and in the midst of (since-debunked) rumors that Vladimir Putin would be stepping down from his role as president of Russia.
3165** On the most basic level, the fact that most people had written off canon Destiel as impossible years ago and yet it somehow happened sooner than the United States finding out who the next president would be was enough to make people start [[https://audreyheburn.tumblr.com/post/634020618517544960/ questioning what timeline]] [[https://earlgrey-slutty.tumblr.com/post/634047156043546624/ they were in]].
3166** Because Destiel hit its peak of Tumblr popularity in the early-to-mid-2010s, people began reviving long-dead Tumblr artifacts from that era such as "I like your shoelaces"/"Thanks, I stole them from the President", the infinite chocolate bar, and Music/OneDirection conspiracy theories and joking that they were going to come true as well. Others suggested that confirming (in)famous slash ships from other formerly big Tumblr fandoms actually had the power to influence world events, e.g., the reason Putin wasn't really stepping down was because he was waiting for [[{{Series/Sherlock}} Johnlock]] to become canon too.
3167** A number of people, particularly former fans who had stopped watching the show years prior, found it hilarious that after over a decade of accusations of queerbaiting, the show finally made the romance canon only to immediately pull a BuryYourGays and send Castiel to what people quickly nicknamed "Super Hell".
3168** The sheer tonnage of jokes about how many insane things were happening in the world simultaneously also led to a lot of people finding out legitimately important news items such as election updates via Destiel shitposts.
3169** The fact that the Putin rumors gained so much traction largely because of Destiel jokes meant that legitimate news articles debunking the story had to mention a Supernatural ship. There's even a good chance that ''the Kremlin'' had to find out what Destiel is, much like how American military generals had to learn about Naruto running in order to respond to the "Storm Area 51" meme.
3170** Overall, the general consensus was that Destiel becoming canon was what pushed the night of November 5th, 2020 from being merely eventful to being the breaking point for everyone's pandemic- and election-strained psyches. Many people found themselves relating to Chidi Anagonye's hilarious [[https://fangcore.tumblr.com/post/634009797097914368/ nihilistic]] [[https://inakingdombythesilversea.tumblr.com/post/634009633980366848/ breakdown]] in ''Series/TheGoodPlace''.

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