Line #40 Funny/Sunstone


1	* During their first night together Ally and Lisa unwind by eating some Chinese take-out and [[Film/{{Twilight}} watching a movie]] and Lisa makes the following observation:
2	--> '''Lisa:''' Seriously? She's choosing between [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Necrophilia]] and [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Bestiality]] and ''we're'' [[BondageIsBad the perverts]] here?
3	--> '''Ally:''' I know, right?
4	* How to prevent a conflict ball: http://shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/35675685?offset=24#/d4wizgf
5	* [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/36852626#/d4y0fqj "Real steak or metaphorical?" "First real, then metaphorical."]]
6	* When [[http://fav.me/d530suz Ally discovers she shares an interest with Alan by accidentally seeing a diagram of a pony-girl outfit he is sketching]], he assumes that she plans to use it as gossip fuel. On their next meeting, [[http://fav.me/d53rzwb she demonstrates that she does not.]]
7	* Chris and Cassie's SnarkToSnarkCombat on [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/36852626#/d564q7g this page.]]
8	* [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/36852626#/d56n3ik "I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A VULCAN DAMMIT!"]]
9	* Lisa and her brother. "It's not a dog collar!"
10	* [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/39094918#/d5hzs00 Alan's magnificent payback on Ally. "Hello, screensaver!"]]
11	* In an as-yet out-of-order page; [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/38157368#/d4j1xxm Well now that's just cruel.]]
12	* Another as-yet out-of-order page; [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/38157368#/d4q3w8a "So...scale of one to ten, how strong is that thing?"]]
13	* Cassie's attempts to Dom her husband, Tom... don't go exactly as planned, made even funnier by her [[LargeHam hammy]] IHaveYouNowMyPretty proclamation a moment before.
14	-->'''Tom:''' ''Easily breaking the ties she'd used'' Sorry, my nose has been itching something fierce.
15	-->(even later) Honey, you have the knot-tying skills of a movie villain!
16	* Tanya's first impression of Harper.
17	* "Boo! Get a dungeon!"
18	* MMO Ally. [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/art/escapism-398392450 "WOOHOOO SERVER FIRSSST!"]]
19	** This apparently matters for some reason^
20	* Ally and Lisa meet Anne and all three of them get drunk. The result? [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/art/they-had-a-few-455484652 "WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"]]
21	* [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/art/a-melodramatic-beginning-524657871 Lisa has one hell of a]] DeathGlare.
22	* Anne using [[TheInternetIsForPorn the Internet]] to research BDSM and getting freaked out by what she finds.
23	* This exchange from Cassie and Alan when the former is trying to set the latter up with Anne:
24	-->'''Alan''': Hey, I told you, Red! [[ShipperOnDeck No setting me up with your friends!]]
25	-->'''Cassie''': [[FieryRedhead SHUT THE HELL UP, OK!]] I've seen you squinting; you will masturbate yourself into full blindness! ''([[IsThisThingStillOn realises she's still on the phone to Anne]])'' Not that I'm saying you should have sex with him...though to be fair, how long's it been?
26	* Although the end of chapter 4 is very serious Ally recounting how the doctor that treated her fractured wrist got a lot of mileage out of her NaughtyNurseOutfit is a much needed bit of levity.
27	* When Lisa starts up a new erotica series to get over the break-up with Ally, she eagerly awaits the comments that would follow her new story. Instead she gets post after post of clueless fans wondering when she'll write more Lisbeth stories. The look on Lisa's face: priceless.
28	** Well, that and the usual trolls. But the "Where's Lisbeth?" posts overwhelm the trolling by 10-to-1.
29	** [[BlatantLies 10/10 DOING JUST FUCKING FINE!]]
30	** One can wonder where Sejic [[TakeThat got the inspiration]] for [[Website/DeviantArt the clueless]] commentaries...
31	* Ally and Lisa [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/can-we-fix-it-yes-yes-we-can-XD-609610012 completely missing the signs that Anne can see all too well]].
32	** Foof Foof
33	** "GODDAMMIT, LISA!!! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!"
34	* [[spoiler:Lisa ending her last story on a cliffhanger.]]
35	* The entire scene with Anne and Alan.
36	-->'''Anne:''' You know, on one side, assigning "Yakety Sax" as Ally's personalized ringtone makes it easy to know it's her. On the flipside, ''so'' not having that as my sex soundtrack!
37	-->'''Alan:''' It could be kinda fun. You know, "Yakety Sex?"
38	-->'''Anne:''' Alan! Let me put this in, as you call it, a non-negotiable form. '''[[SafeWord Mercy!]]'''\
39	...
40	-->'''Anne:''' I fucking swear, this is karma biting me on the ass for messing with Cassie.
41	-->'''Alan:''' No, that would be me! (''playfully bites Anne on the ass'')
42	-->'''Anne:''' WAH!\
43	...
44	-->'''Alan:''' I could kiss you...but given the experience from last night, we know how that ends.
45	-->'''Anne:''' Don't stroke your own ego.
46	-->'''Alan:''' Oh, Imma stroke it!
47	-->'''Anne:''' (''impishly'') [[ICallHimMisterHappy So, you named your penis "Ego"]]? Interesting.
48	* ERROR: WORDS NOT FOUND!
49	* The completely atrocious singer that Harper hires for the party at the Crimson on New Years Eve.
50	* Ally having two left feet:
51	-->'''Ally:''' I'm a horrible dancer!
52	-->'''Lisa:''' That's okay! It's a horrible song!
53	* At the end of the fifth arc, showing future scenes from Lisa and Ally's relationship, we see a [[spoiler: scene of Ally looking like a sulky teenager while Lisa orders her (for as yet unknown reasons) to talk to her mother]].
54	-->'''Lisa''': [[spoiler: You ''will'' talk to your mother like a grown up or I will! And trust me, [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry you don't want that]]!]]
55	* In the prequel series ''Mercy'', flashbacks to Ally and Alan's start of their dom/sub relationship shows that they flipped a coin to see who would be the dom(me). It goes to Alan... [[https://www.deviantart.com/shiniez/art/not-much-longer-now-778459286 who suddenly gets overwhelmed by the situation]] and ''panics''.
56	** They also bicker over what the Safe Word will be, and Alan goes with "Mercy" for his. When Ally argues how cliched that one is, Alan turns on his Inner Dom and says "You will say Mercy or I will show you none," it so excites Ally that she turns on ''her'' Inner Domme and '''orders''' [[HypocriticalHumor him to keep going]].
57	*** It also works as [[spoiler:a bit of {{Foreshadowing}} how their relationship ends and how Lisa ends up with Ally: Ally will always be a Dominatrix at heart]].
58	** Also from ''Mercy'', Anne teasing Cassie with stripper jokes over the fact [[IWasYoungAndNeededTheMoney Cassie is doing part-time work as a life model for art classes to help her pay for law school]].
59	** Alan finds out the college has cleared out some attic space, which he realizes he can convert into a playroom for Ally and him. The first playtime ends up with him setting up the bed covered in plastic, with Ally pouring oil all over it. She then tries to hop into the bed fully naked... only to slide right off it in a rather embarrassing manner.
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63	* The April Fools one-shots. [[http://shiniez.deviantart.com/art/this-changes-EVERYTHING-600260269 Especially the 2016 one]], where Sejic goes full troll and draws ''Furstone'', a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom Furry]] cat-themed version of the comic.
64	** "Nothing [[BlatantLies but the classiest of humor]]!" All the while depicting Felisa hacking up a furball in the most embarrassing way.
65	** The cherry on top is a cameo by [[Webcomic/SequentialArt Phillip M. Jackson's]] [[AuthorAvatar Hamster]], who continues the gag in a comic of his own.
66	* 2018's April Fools [[https://www.deviantart.com/shiniez/art/i-will-reach-the-stars-738120770 has Sejic go into MadScientist mode of making Alan and Anne]] both Fox and Cat furries... and then daring the impossible of mixing the sounds of both animals mating. The subsequent BrownNote kills him. And then Jackson's Hamster shows up at Sejic's grave [[https://www.deviantart.com/art/Authenticity-738793978 to explain the reason why Fox and Cat furries shouldn't mate]]. And then it gets weird...

Context Funny / Sunstone