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| 3 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 4 | |
| 5 | [[folder:Hotline Miami]] |
| 6 | * While the first part of ''VideoGame/HotlineMiami'' was lambasted for the silly voice they give the tutorial guys, it reaches an amusing climax where the two switch off between lines - one doing a very deep voice, the other a pleasant and normal-sounding one. |
| 7 | * Ross has some difficultly telling items apart. |
| 8 | -->'''Ross:''' That guy has a gun, he has a gun! |
| 9 | -->'''Danny:''' That's a knife. It's sharp like a knife, and also not a gun. |
| 10 | * Ross is unsure if the player character's car is a [=DeLorean=]. Danny points out ''Ross and Holly own a [=DeLorean=]'', so he should know what it looks like. |
| 11 | -->'''Danny:''' Well, ''Holly'' owns a [=DeLorean=], and what's yours is hers and what's hers is hers. |
| 12 | * Danny reminisces about TheEighties. |
| 13 | -->'''Danny:''' A lot of fucked up things happened in the '80s. Like ''Franchise/CareBears''. |
| 14 | * [[https://youtu.be/h5Bx_Q867fM?t=500 Ross' failed attempted]] at a PreMortemOneLiner: |
| 15 | -->"Hey uh, what are you watching? Just some, ''television?!''" |
| 16 | ** Ross continues in the next episode. |
| 17 | --->Having a smoke? I hope you, uh... it's bad for your lungs! |
| 18 | --->Did anyone... order pizza?? |
| 19 | --->Uh... Die! |
| 20 | --->Special delivery: Death! |
| 21 | --->Uh, sorry, wrong house! |
| 22 | --->Are you taking a poo?! |
| 23 | * Ross comes up with an... interesting take on "Skills that pay the bills." |
| 24 | -->'''Ross:''' Skills... that kills... people dead, in bed. |
| 25 | [[/folder]] |
| 26 | |
| 27 | [[folder:Castle Crashers]] |
| 28 | * Ross' summary of the gray knight in ''VideoGame/CastleCrashers'': |
| 29 | -->"My power is mediocrity." |
| 30 | * Their fight for the red princess in ''Castle Crashers.'' For all Danny's talk, Ross beats him easily. |
| 31 | * Ross and Danny's discussion on how to peel a banana. |
| 32 | * Part Two of Castle Crashers has Barry realizing that Ross and Danny [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pymfkqPvLdw&t=5m35s are talking about how to pronounce Velociraptor]] and flash backs to Game Grumps' Sonic '06 part 38 where Jon and Arin talk about how Ross says Velociraptor. |
| 33 | * The last couple of minutes in Part 12 is downright hilarious with both Danny and Ross speaking in the most ridiculous voices. |
| 34 | * Skittles: Better than deer shit! |
| 35 | * In the finale, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6vjc2Ox-ic&t=5m30s after the first two forms of the final boss]], Ross convinces Danny that that was the final boss as the treasure chest falls. When out of the chest jumps a creepy-ass giant flying scorpionwizard, Danny's reaction is hilarious - punctuated by Ross laughing at him! |
| 36 | * And after the grande finale [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6vjc2Ox-ic&t=16m25s there is one last duel]] for the hand of the fair final and mysterious princess. Danny has a moment of 'we're gonna fight now!?' before Ross takes the last of the [[CurbStompBattle Blue Knight's health and decapitates him.]] At last Ross has finally earned the hand of a princess only for this princess to be a clown woman! Still, Ross does actually get the last laugh since she has a nice rack. |
| 37 | [[/folder]] |
| 38 | |
| 39 | [[folder:Space Quest IV]] |
| 40 | * Danny is ever tempting fate and allowing Ross to name the save files, who continues to give them inane things that give zero clues as to how far they are into the game. |
| 41 | * Their reactions to being caught by the zombie and the resulting GrossUpCloseUp. |
| 42 | * Danny's belief that the slime monster only moves in one direction being immediately and [[HaveANiceDeath painfully]] proven false. |
| 43 | -->'''Danny:''' It's not going to change direction and come at me... bro. ''[slime does exactly that]'' Oh God! It changed direction and came at me! [...] Damn that slime! It did exactly what I said wouldn't do! |
| 44 | * Episode 9 begins with a live-action clip of Danny and Ross warning the audience that the episode consists solely of making burgers. At the end, we see Ross intentionally screwing up about a [[http://youtu.be/FIMOQfgaVVM?t=11m10s dozen takes]] of that same clip and it only gets funnier each time until you can hear Arin and Barry laughing in the background. |
| 45 | -->'''Danny:''' [[{{Callback}} Why is this the one thing you have fucking amazing rhythm on?]] |
| 46 | ** It gets to the point where Danny introduces himself as Barry because he was looking right at Barry. |
| 47 | --->'''Danny:''' Hi, I'm Barry- FUCK! *Ross loses it* |
| 48 | * [[https://youtu.be/NOo2ypausFA?t=245 Episode 14 has Ross reading a Ninja Sex Party fan fiction written by Ninja Brian]]. Danny's reaction is hilarious. |
| 49 | ** The best part is that if you pay attention to the fanfic, you realize that Brian never actually gets around to giving Danny the blowjob, it just keeps leading up to it and then suddenly ends. This in no way makes Danny any less furious. |
| 50 | ** Notably, Danny's reaction isn't pure ire or fury; [[ActuallyPrettyFunny some parts are so ridiculous Danny actually laughs at them]], such as the mention of the "beejatorium." |
| 51 | ** Watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT2-awLli0w&noredirect=1 this]] for extra hilarity. |
| 52 | * Through out the gameplay Ross will insist that licking things will solve a problem. Also from episode 14 is Danny lampshading the entire playthrough as: yep! We got out of the car and went down a hallway!' |
| 53 | * Episode 18 involves Danny trying to get Ross to write something down which lead to this: |
| 54 | -->'''Danny''': Write that down Ross!\ |
| 55 | '''Ross''': I don't have a pen. :(\ |
| 56 | '''Danny''': God dammit here is a pen.\ |
| 57 | '''Ross''': I don't have a paper. :(\ |
| 58 | '''Danny''': Oh Jesus... alright write the paper.\ |
| 59 | '''Ross''': I don't have the spirit. :c |
| 60 | * Lesson learned: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w2EiZRpkDY&t=2m45s Don't delete the game in the game]]. |
| 61 | [[/folder]] |
| 62 | |
| 63 | [[folder:Civilization V: Brave New World]] |
| 64 | * The intro is a thing of brilliance. It plays out as normal until... |
| 65 | -->'''Arin (who is dressed as a bandit):''' STICK EM UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY! |
| 66 | * The first hour-long episode is filled with funny moments, especially due to Ross's incompetence and the inclusion of Arin. |
| 67 | -->'''Danny:''' [[http://youtu.be/wLLJ4EZwaNc?t=21m10s I wonder why we're in trouble, Ross.]] Maybe it's because you told ''Augustus Caesar'' to go fuck himself while building ''clay pots''. |
| 68 | -->'''Ross:''' Do you think we could send him a flower basket or something? |
| 69 | * Arin [[http://youtu.be/wLLJ4EZwaNc?t=12m30s acts aloud]] what 'good' drama and poetry would do for a nation under attack from Barbarians. |
| 70 | -->'''Arin:''' ''WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS!?'' '''''AH!''''' ''OH, IT'S A BARBARIAN!'' |
| 71 | ** ''"We can't attack them! Did you see those pots?!"'' |
| 72 | ** [[http://youtu.be/wLLJ4EZwaNc?t=27m45s Recruiting soldiers in Kyoto,]] as dramatized by Arin and Danny: |
| 73 | --->'''Squire:''' We need warriors! Quickly!\ |
| 74 | '''Citizen''' I've got four pots full of water! Will that help?!\ |
| 75 | '''Squire:''' I, uh...\ |
| 76 | '''Citizen:''' Larry knows what time it is!\ |
| 77 | '''Larry:''' (Distant) I can read calendars!\ |
| 78 | '''Citizen:''' He has it roughly down to the month! |
| 79 | ** When a [[http://youtu.be/wLLJ4EZwaNc?t=29m notification]] shows up on the screen: |
| 80 | --->'''Arin:''' Did you just demand SALT?\ |
| 81 | '''Ross:''' (laughing) Did I?\ |
| 82 | '''Arin:''' Because I think that's the LEAST of Kyoto's problems at the moment! Everyone is like "We're going to be invaded! We're going to be invaded by the Roman Empire!" And somebody is like "I don't know that this fish tastes okay!" (laughing) "What do you guys think? |
| 83 | --->'''Danny:''' (laughs) "Does anyone else's meat taste bland?" |
| 84 | ** Interactions with [[AdiposeRex Gajah Mada]]: |
| 85 | --->'''Danny:''' What's your biggest export, FAT? Fat people like yourself, fatty?\ |
| 86 | '''Ross:''' Well, you're in luck because our biggest export is shirts. |
| 87 | * Arin and Danny lambasting Ross for not setting up settlements. |
| 88 | * The Caesar impressions. Sweet Jesus, the Caesar impressions, which quickly devolve into Skeletor impressions. |
| 89 | * While fast forwarding through part 2, they [[http://youtu.be/EyaYyQf7GTc?t=24m10s sing/rap]] about how much Caesar sucks. |
| 90 | -->'''Danny:''' Julius Caesar / He's such a douchebag / I hate his fucking / Big Roman face\ |
| 91 | '''Ross:''' You said Julius. It's Augustus.\ |
| 92 | '''Danny:''' Oh. From the top!\ |
| 93 | '''Danny:''' Julius Caesar / He's such a douchebag-\ |
| 94 | '''Ross:''' You said Julius again. It's Augustus.\ |
| 95 | '''Danny:''' Augustus Caesar / He's such a douchebag / I hate his stupid / Fucking face\ |
| 96 | '''Arin:''' Yo, motherfucker, listen up, it's Augustus! / He's gonna motherfucking kill you in your mustus! / I don't know what mustus is, I just wanted to rhyme! / Now we're gonna do it forward in time! *Record scratch*\ |
| 97 | '''Danny:''' Civilization V, bitches. |
| 98 | * Outback Steakhouse: [[RunningGag Better than deer shit, mate!]] |
| 99 | * In part 2, [[http://youtu.be/EyaYyQf7GTc?t=48m21s Ross temporarily loses his Great Prophet.]] |
| 100 | -->'''Danny:''' He was only the first Great Man born in your civilization in three thousand years. "Fuck it! We lost him in the trees!" |
| 101 | * Part 3 has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIY9UX8DrGM&feature=youtu.be&t=16m41s three fast-forward raps]], with Ross mucking up each and every one. Danny's enraged responses are something to behold. |
| 102 | -->'''Danny:''' People in Jacarta don't wear shir-godDAMMIT, Ross, were you born without rhythm?\ |
| 103 | '''Danny:''' People in Jacarta, were born without shirts!\ |
| 104 | '''Ross (hesitant):''' Without shiiiirts-\ |
| 105 | '''Danny:''' They don't wea-oh, ROSS, you're killing me. Trying to sing fast-forwarding songs, Ross keeps fuckin' 'em up!\ |
| 106 | '''Ross:''' Fuckin' up!\ |
| 107 | '''Danny:''' He wasn't born with rhythm, and it's p-\ |
| 108 | '''Ross:''' Do-I-come-in-now?\ |
| 109 | '''Danny:''' God, your head is just bobbing at the wrong pace... |
| 110 | * The [[http://youtu.be/KIY9UX8DrGM?t=17m45s entire]] JewishMother skit near the end of Part 3. |
| 111 | |
| 112 | -->'''Ross:''' Yay, Ragusa. It's my favorite place. I used to go there for my sister's wedding.\ |
| 113 | '''Danny:''' It was delightful. It was gorgeous.\ |
| 114 | '''Ross:''' I stayed at the Hyatt there.\ |
| 115 | '''Danny:''' I once went to Ragusa, I stayed at a lovely Doubletree Inn. They had coffee and Ragu.\ |
| 116 | '''Arin:''' And free continental breakfast.\ |
| 117 | '''Danny:''' Free continental breakfast. I took my trireme, and I sailed.\ |
| 118 | '''Ross:''' Into their haaarbor.\ |
| 119 | '''Arin:''' For fifteen years I sailed.\ |
| 120 | '''Danny:''' All because I heard they had free cable.\ |
| 121 | '''Ross:''' HBO? Whoo, I was sold.\ |
| 122 | \ |
| 123 | '''Ross:''' You know, you boys should really think about getting your hair cut.\ |
| 124 | '''Arin:''' You're doing all this adventuring, you'll get the gangrene in your hair.\ |
| 125 | '''Danny:''' Have you seen Augustus? He looks so trim. He looks so handsome in his robes.\ |
| 126 | \ |
| 127 | '''Danny:''' Build Notre Dame. Build Notre Dame in Tokyo! It'll take 89 turns.\ |
| 128 | '''Danny:''' Why don't you just build Notre Dame? What's the problem? Tokyo could use some culture. The irony of you murdering Rome while you build Notre Dame in Japan is not lost on me.\ |
| 129 | '''Arin:''' Build Notre Dame.\ |
| 130 | '''Danny:''' Build it!\ |
| 131 | '''Arin:''' Why aren't you building Notre Dame in Tokyo!\ |
| 132 | '''Danny:''' Why aren't you building Notre Dame? Your cousin built Notre Dame.\ |
| 133 | '''Arin:''' He was top of his class.\ |
| 134 | '''Danny:''' You know Martin, from across the street, already built Stonehenge, and he did it in Canada.\ |
| 135 | '''Arin:''' They don't even have things in Canada!\ |
| 136 | '''Danny:''' It's just a bunch of wood and deers!\ |
| 137 | \ |
| 138 | '''Danny:''' Oh Barry, we're losing our shit over here.\ |
| 139 | \ |
| 140 | '''Danny:''' I'm very proud of you. You may not get to build Notre Dame before you die at the hand of Augustus Caesar, but you know what? You tried! And that's all anyone can ask of you, Ross. You did your best.\ |
| 141 | '''Arin:''' Mom, we're gonna beat him.\ |
| 142 | '''Ross:''' We can do it, Mom.\ |
| 143 | '''Danny:''' I believe in you, honey.\ |
| 144 | '''Ross:''' I believe in myself.\ |
| 145 | '''Danny (sotto voce):''' He'll never make it. He'll never make it, he'll be dead in five turns.\ |
| 146 | '''Arin:''' You know I believe in you, but his hair is just so clean!\ |
| 147 | '''Danny:''' Have you seen Augustus' hair? It's so smooth.\ |
| 148 | '''Ross:''' He keeps the lines so tight!\ |
| 149 | '''Arin:''' How does he do it in 1560 AD? They haven't even invented scissors!\ |
| 150 | '''Danny:''' It's like he put a salad bowl made by one of your amazing potters over his head and just cut around it. It's perfect!\ |
| 151 | \ |
| 152 | '''Danny:''' I'm very proud that you discovered Australia. Now go somewhere else.\ |
| 153 | \ |
| 154 | '''Danny:''' Wait till the next turn. But you know what the good thing about that is? You're gonna be that much closer to building Notre Dame.\ |
| 155 | '''Ross:''' You're only 82 turns away. It's practically tomorrow! |
| 156 | * And at the beginning of part 4, they do it again. |
| 157 | -->'''Danny:''' You gotta hug the coast, like you hug your uncle. |
| 158 | * The end of Part 4 has Ross, who is fed up with all the madness, kicking the computer and erasing the past 4 hours the trio spent playing the game. Barry then reveals that in retaliation, Danny murdered Ross and slept for 44 years, and then Arin went to Disneyland. Also, Mochi and Mimi were revealed to be the 4th player. |
| 159 | ** Perhaps even better is his addendum on the subreddit. |
| 160 | --->'''Ross''':Yes, I really did flip out after 4 hours and kick the computer killing the recording. [[InsaneTrollLogic Augustus lived in the computer, so in theory I killed him]]. |
| 161 | [[/folder]] |
| 162 | |
| 163 | [[folder:FTL]] |
| 164 | * Their guesses as to what [[FunWithAcronyms FTL]] means. Special mention goes to Arin's, which include "Fucking Thick Ladies" and "''Forty-Thousand Leeches''." |
| 165 | * Early on Ross mispronounces 'rockets' as 'rocks'. Danny of course uses it to make further fun of Ross. |
| 166 | -->'''Danny:''' "FIRE THE ROCKS AT THEM!" |
| 167 | * While Ross tries to prepare the ship for a conflict, Danny and Arin are focused on something else... |
| 168 | -->'''Danny:''' Computer! More tea! (Arin Laughs)\ |
| 169 | '''Ross:''' Fix the oxygen! Fix the shields!\ |
| 170 | '''Arin:''' (robot voice) We are almost out of tea, master.\ |
| 171 | '''Danny:''' No! (The enemy ship hits their ship)\ |
| 172 | '''Ross:''' Oh Jesus! They took out our security!\ |
| 173 | '''Arin:''' (overlapping, Angry) More tea!\ |
| 174 | '''Ross:''' Okay, so the security cameras...\ |
| 175 | '''Danny:''' (interrupting) Explode a planet!\ |
| 176 | '''Arin:''' Steal their tea! (Danny and Arin laugh) |
| 177 | * "Ok, so we got the cameras back, ''[[FromBadToWorse everything's on fire!]]''" |
| 178 | --> '''Arin:''' "Uh, Captain? I think I'm dying!" (ship explodes) |
| 179 | * All three captain's logs. Before each of the three players get their turn, an animated segment showing a locomotive in space is played, with the player whose turn it is narrating: |
| 180 | ** The first captain's log: |
| 181 | -->'''Ross:''' Captain's log, twenty-thirteen. Our crew's decided to... fly in space... Erm... It's... [''Claxons sound'']\ |
| 182 | '''Arin:''' (''distantly shouting'') Oh my God, Ross, the hull's on fire!\ |
| 183 | '''Ross:''' I'm, just, not now, I'm trying to captain's log...\ |
| 184 | '''Arin:''' The hull is on fire! \ |
| 185 | '''Ross:''' It's, I'm trying to captain log!\ |
| 186 | '''Arin:''' Don't you care?!\ |
| 187 | '''Ross:''' I'M TRYING TO CAPTAIN LOG! |
| 188 | ** The third captain's log: |
| 189 | --->'''Danny:''' Captain's log, stardate twenty thirteen. Captain Daniel Sexbang reporting. Ross's butt smells funny. [''Claxons sound''] God be with us all. |
| 190 | * "I'm the one who tells other people to eat dicks!" |
| 191 | * The other two getting frustrated at Ross to the point his character's name goes from "Ross", to "Rosslyn", and then finally: "Douchelo"[[note]]It was actually to be "Douchelord", but the last two letters got cut off on the display[[/note]]. |
| 192 | * Arin, after commenting on the ship's name (The Kestrel), wonders aloud what would happen if an alien spacecraft would encounter a real kestrel. Complete with ridiculous bird sounds. |
| 193 | * Both of the conductors and Arin take a turn at playing the game and all three end with the destruction of their ship but Danny points out that there is one survivor! His character from the third play through, the one they sold into slavery. Naturally he's gleeful about it. |
| 194 | [[/folder]] |
| 195 | |
| 196 | [[folder:Shrek Forever After]] |
| 197 | * Ross has a few preferences when it comes to women's hair colors. |
| 198 | -->'''Ross:''' We talked about this. Things we found attractive and one of the things I don't like, no offense to blonde girls, I'm not attracted to girls with blonde hair.\ |
| 199 | '''Danny:''' Oh! Girls with blonde hair: you are beautiful.\ |
| 200 | '''Ross:''' No offense but the reason being is my sister has blonde hair. I just... y'know-\ |
| 201 | '''Danny:''' Your sister is super hot.\ |
| 202 | '''Ross:''' I-duah-Danny... Now everyone knows and now everyone is going to be looking her up. Don't do that. |
| 203 | * The entire wolfjob segment, but especially the photoshopping part at the end. |
| 204 | -->'''Danny:''' Barry put a hat on the wolf. Now put a smaller wolf giving a smaller handjob on top of the man's head.\ |
| 205 | '''Ross:''' Now put a hat on that wolf, and another small wolf on the first hat. |
| 206 | [[/folder]] |
| 207 | |
| 208 | [[folder:No Time To Explain]] |
| 209 | * In Part 3, Ross performs poorly on a stage, so he asks Danny to slap him. |
| 210 | -->'''Ross:''' Hit me. Slap me.\ |
| 211 | '''Danny:''' *clap*\ |
| 212 | '''Ross:''' No, real slap me.\ |
| 213 | '''Danny:''' Really? In the face? Do you want me to?\ |
| 214 | '''Ross:''' Yeah. Do it.\ |
| 215 | '''Danny:''' *slap*\ |
| 216 | '''Ross:''' AAAAAGH FUCK!\ |
| 217 | '''Danny:''' (''laughing'') Oh my god. I really slapped you.\ |
| 218 | '''Ross:''' Agh...\ |
| 219 | '''Danny:''' I know. You wanted me to.\ |
| 220 | '''Ross:''' Ugh...\ |
| 221 | '''Danny:''' It's not helping.\ |
| 222 | '''Ross:''' It's not helping, it just made me dizzy!\ |
| 223 | '''Danny:''' Maybe if I slap you again, it'll reverse the-\ |
| 224 | '''Ross:''' Do it again! Try! Try!\ |
| 225 | '''Danny:''' Really?\ |
| 226 | '''Ross:''' Yeah!\ |
| 227 | '''Danny:''' *slap*\ |
| 228 | '''Ross:''' OW! Oh god, that hurt!\ |
| 229 | '''Danny:''' It feels terrible. My hand's stinging.\ |
| 230 | '''Ross:''' Oh god, Danny, I can't focus! |
| 231 | * Early on, Danny asks Barry to start a counter of the number of times that Ross dies. |
| 232 | *** At 100 deaths: a birthday hat is placed on the counter while confetti falls and children cheer. |
| 233 | *** At 200 deaths: the same as 100 deaths happens, but is cut off immediately as Ross quickly dies again. |
| 234 | *** At 300 deaths: the "yay" is at a lower pitch and there's no confetti. |
| 235 | *** At 400 deaths: the party hat is replaced with a dunce cap. |
| 236 | *** At 500 deaths: a fire burns the counter and turns it yellow. |
| 237 | *** At 600 deaths: during the art game level, the hat is replaced with a beret and a cigarette. |
| 238 | *** At 700 deaths: an "I died a lot" blue ribbon is pinned to the counter and quiet clapping is played. |
| 239 | *** At 800 deaths: two muscular arms flexing are put on the counter and "YES!" replaces the counter momentarily, because the counter is getting a workout. |
| 240 | ** Barry then sets the counter and the entire bottom of the recording aflame at the end of the playthrough, in response to Danny asking if he's ready to count more deaths when there's potentially more to the game. |
| 241 | * Just before they clear a particularly troublesome section in Part 9: |
| 242 | -->'''Ross''': Give me some encouragement.\ |
| 243 | '''Danny''': Ross?\ |
| 244 | '''Ross''': Yeah?\ |
| 245 | '''Danny''': I'll ''kill'' you if you fuck this up. |
| 246 | ** Also this Rossism: |
| 247 | --->'''Ross''': One of my good friends back in Perth, he was Chinese... well, he's still Chinese, I'd imagine... |
| 248 | [[/folder]] |
| 249 | |
| 250 | [[folder:Offspring Fling]] |
| 251 | * The intro. Dear God, the intro. It starts off normal, and then... |
| 252 | -->'''Danny:''' So all aboard the Steam Trai-*KilledMidSentence by a bullet to the head*\ |
| 253 | '''Arin:''' *As a train robber, comes on-screen and holds the gun to Ross' head* '''''Say it.'''''\ |
| 254 | '''Ross:''' *Terrified and crying as he says it* ''C-Choo choooooo!'' |
| 255 | * Arin and Ross's... unusual pronunciation of the word "baby". |
| 256 | * Since Ross's family comes from Ireland, he (apparently) has the inherent tendency to compare things to potatoes. |
| 257 | * Poor rabbit. |
| 258 | -->'''[[InMemoriam R.I.P.]]'''\ |
| 259 | '''[[NominalImportance Baby 581]]'''\ |
| 260 | '''[[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath Level 27 - Level 27]]''' |
| 261 | * "I wonder how far you could throw a baby without killing it?" |
| 262 | [[/folder]] |
| 263 | |
| 264 | [[folder:Rogue Legacy]] |
| 265 | * Episode 6 Begins with the screen upside down, so Ross decides to try playing the game upside down on the couch. And we actually get to see him on camera when he does it. |
| 266 | * In part 11, Ross tries to find out what the sparkles in the forest area background do. He tries to use Siri on Arin's phone, but he stammers his way through the question. |
| 267 | -->'''Ross''': "Hey, Siri. How do you... What the fu- what do the gol- the gold things in Rogue Legacy do?"\ |
| 268 | '''Siri''': "I didn't find anything for 'how do you was a fight with a goal the gall things in Ralek see do the button'."\ |
| 269 | '''Arin''': "Of course you didn't, Siri! That doesn't sound very surprising, Siri!"\ |
| 270 | '''Siri''': "If you like, I can search the web for 'how do you was a fight with a goal the gall things in Ralek see do the button'."\ |
| 271 | '''Arin''': "Just forget it, Siri." |
| 272 | [[/folder]] |
| 273 | |
| 274 | [[folder:Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet]] |
| 275 | [[/folder]] |
| 276 | |
| 277 | [[folder:VVVVVV]] |
| 278 | * Ross' {{kiai}}s before he makes a difficult jump, [[FinaglesLaw more often than not resulting in yet another excruciating death.]] |
| 279 | * Their entire Dinkles The Nerd segment in Part 4. |
| 280 | ** To say nothing of them flipping out at each other near the end. |
| 281 | * [[ThatOneLevel All 25 minutes]] of Veni Vidi Vici in part 8, complete with grand intro and Barry taking a moment to warn the audience that this is what the entire episode is gonna be. They make it. |
| 282 | ** Arin at one point tells Barry to feel free to fast forward. |
| 283 | -->'''Barry:''' I ain't fast forwarding ''nothin''' |
| 284 | ** During one of the many attempts, Ross tells Arin to 'channel his chi' so he can win. This results in a few seconds of silence while Arin breathes in and out slowly...he still fails which causes him to scream "FUCK" so loud that Ross yelps in fright. |
| 285 | ** The subsequent freakout when they finally make it is a thing of beauty. |
| 286 | [[/folder]] |
| 287 | |
| 288 | [[folder: Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock]] |
| 289 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy2U1P_smkI&t=3m53s Ross' baby voice.]] |
| 290 | * The playthrough completely [[StealthPun derails]] when neither Arin nor Ross can figure out how to control the Doctor or River Song, mainly because of how shoddy the controls are. Ross gets caught on a platforming segment, while Arin bungles River's escape segment repeatedly. Eventually, they call it quits and Arin has a mini-freakout at the end of the video, chanting ''Doctor Who'' as the screen closes in on Ross making the Doctor wander around and wildly distorts. They abort the playthrough ''without even passing the first levels.'' |
| 291 | [[/folder]] |
| 292 | |
| 293 | [[folder: They Bleed Pixels]] |
| 294 | * A few funny stories about their last convention appearance. The last story tells how Arin would stick a Game Grumps sticker onto the backs of people that annoyed him, Ross thought he was doing it for everyone and did the same. When the two try to leave Ross stuck a sticker onto Arin's back and people suddenly noticed Arin like a beacon and started talking to him every few steps. Apparently when Arin finally figured out why people were noticing him he gave Ross a death glare. |
| 295 | [[/folder]] |
| 296 | |
| 297 | [[folder: The Stanley Parable]] |
| 298 | It should be noted that ''Steam Train'' got a version of the demo specifically made for the show. |
| 299 | * The waiting room, "all the thrills of the waiting room." Then they're super excited to get their number and get ahead of themselves a few times for 26 and 27. When 28 finally comes up they go crazy and then quiet down when they remember they're in a professional place. |
| 300 | * [[OverlyLongGag The "8" button]]. |
| 301 | * After Ross and Danny [[InterfaceScrew appear]] to encounter a GameBreakingBug, the narrator blames them and even says "Goddammit Ross!" |
| 302 | ** Even funnier in that, just a few minutes before this, the game forces them to apologize to the Steam Train passengers. |
| 303 | --->'''Danny''': I'm sorry. I blame Ross, frankly.\ |
| 304 | '''Ross''': What? I didn't do ''anything''!\ |
| 305 | '''Danny''': Wrap it up, Ross, it was your fault. |
| 306 | ** Even better, Ross really ''didn't'' do anything, since Danny is at the controls. |
| 307 | * Ross and Danny's steadily mounting fury at the game's constant fake-outs. |
| 308 | -->'''Danny''': ''(completely deadpan)'' I am becoming '''enraged.''' *Ross bursts out laughing* |
| 309 | * And the ending, when the Narrator is [[LemonyNarrator having a breakdown]], the pair are increasingly confused by it all. And then SmashCut to the credits. |
| 310 | -->'''Danny''': ''God''... '''dammit'''!\ |
| 311 | '''Ross''': [[MindScrew What the fuck did we just play]]?! |
| 312 | [[/folder]] |
| 313 | |
| 314 | [[folder:Leisure Suit Larry]] |
| 315 | * Once in the game proper, Ross has this to ask Danny before they go into Lefty's Bar: |
| 316 | -->'''Ross''': "Dan, I have a very serious question to ask. Can we lick things?"\ |
| 317 | '''Danny''': "Yes, we can lick things."\ |
| 318 | '''Ross''': "Yes!!!" |
| 319 | * Since this is a Sierra Game, Danny lets Ross continue the tradition of saving games. |
| 320 | * Danny attempts to pick up a box of candy, but instead gets naked in front of a prostitute. |
| 321 | * "FISH!" |
| 322 | * Ross answering the questions during the "[[http://youtu.be/drpghMlIiwo?t=7m 555-6969]]" call. Also Danny's line during one of the exchanges. |
| 323 | --> '''Danny''': (reading) "Larry, what is your favorite sex partner's first name." (to Ross) Better put in your wife. ({{Beat}}) Okay, "Batman". |
| 324 | ** And the payoff for this in [[http://youtu.be/dAQX0Y-ZdQA?t=4m55s part five]], when the phone rings again... |
| 325 | ---> '''Danny''': Wait, let's answer this. "You pick up the telephone and hear a familiar voice..."\ |
| 326 | '''Ross''': Batman?\ |
| 327 | '''Danny''': "Hello Larry! This is Batman..."\ |
| 328 | '''Ross''': Yes! Yes!!!\ |
| 329 | '''Danny''': "I was just sitting here in the Arkham, wearing your hats and thinking about you (if you know what I mean!)."\ |
| 330 | '''Ross''': Oh, awesome!\ |
| 331 | '''Danny''': Oh, God... "Why don't you forget about this silly game, and come over to my place? I'll slip into my Cape, and we'll curl up in front of the fireplace and I'll stick in our copy of ''Franchise/StarWars''!"\ |
| 332 | '''Ross''': This sounds like a great night, we should go do that!\ |
| 333 | '''Danny:''' "You know your my peeeeeeeeee has always turned me on! So bring along a Robin and come play with my Batanrangs!"\ |
| 334 | '''Ross''': (''choking with laughter'')\ |
| 335 | '''Danny''': "Pretty soon we'll both get excited and we'll-" (''also loses it'') Ross, Ross just fell off the couch! "Pretty soon we'll both get excited and we'll Hang out and stuff like we always do!" |
| 336 | * In Part 9, when they get to the penthouse, Danny and Ross saw two paintings of a bared breast, and requested to Barry that he use their faces to cover both. Then as Larry makes eye contact with a woman while in the spa, they request that Barry cover the breasts with partially-submerged faces of Arin and himself, then Ross suggested to Barry that the woman's face be changed to Danny's, much to his objection and an argument with Barry frequently changing the face. As an offer of consolation, Danny requested Wolfjob, but the bickering over the face went on shortly after. |
| 337 | [[/folder]] |
| 338 | |
| 339 | [[folder:Call of Cthulu]] |
| 340 | * Their reaction to unleashing some kind of alien and/or abomination. |
| 341 | [[/folder]] |
| 342 | |
| 343 | [[folder:The Binding of Isaac]] |
| 344 | * Ross welcomes the audience as "Spookengers", then [[DontExplainTheJoke nonchalantly explains that it's "Passengers but spooky".]] |
| 345 | [[/folder]] |
| 346 | |
| 347 | [[folder: Skyrim]] |
| 348 | * It takes less than two minutes to see the kind of mods Ross has installed on his game when Alduin shows up...reskinned as Macho Man Randy Savage |
| 349 | -->'''Danny''': Oh, damn! *collapses in a giggling fit* What the fuck, Ross!? \ |
| 350 | '''Macho Man!Alduin''': YEAH! |
| 351 | * Through out the episodes Barry is providing a very helpful 'Danny annoyed' meter, which appears to be a still of Danny screaming '''''"GODDAMMIT ROSS!!!"''''' from the Goddammit Ross T-Shirt Commercial. |
| 352 | ** The meter goes: Annoyed -> Frustrated -> Enraged -> ''Ross!'' -> '''''Goddammit Ross!''''' -> Sigh... |
| 353 | * The second part has Ross pulling a few freak outs when he reaches the sewers, he panics at the sight of a rat, starts screaming whenever he sees a vandal and just when he thinks he lost them there is one just behind him. |
| 354 | ** Their discussion on Ross' ADD. It's best summed up by Danny's recap: |
| 355 | --->'''Danny:''' ...Ross, can w- can we revisit what you just said?\ |
| 356 | '''Ross:''' What?\ |
| 357 | '''Danny:''' "[[LogicBomb I don't have ADD. Yeah I do. I take medication- no I don't.]]" |
| 358 | * In Part 3, the ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext wearing sunglasses.]] And then [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext birds fly out of it.]] |
| 359 | * Alduin returns but keeps his design for a while but it is equally hilarious seeing a well animated dragon giving some serious trash talk. |
| 360 | * In part four they call upon Barry to fast forward through the history lesson at Alduin's Wall...looking up into the sky like they're asking God. He complies, and accompanies the fast forward with "One They Fear" on the kazoo. |
| 361 | ** Another couple of fast-forwards is when Ross tries and repeatedly fails to jump onto a platform to bypass a puzzle. The first fast-forward has Danny singing "''Ross doesn't know how to jump over shit!''", while the second has him sing the title theme from ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'', before Ross notes that it's the wrong song and sings "One They Fear". |
| 362 | * In Part 5, Danny calls for Barry to edit in an Airhorn to celebrate Ross getting an Elder Scroll, Barry obliges... with a half-second (if that) toot. |
| 363 | * Barry answers their request for [[RunningGag Wolf]][[FetishRetardant job]]... with a picture of a firefighter with a wolf's head. |
| 364 | * Ross' ThatCameOutWrong moment in Part 6, followed by Barry making a rap out of it. Also in Part 6 is the priest writing the words for the voice ability "Clear Skies"... [[ToiletHumor while making farting sounds]]. |
| 365 | ** Made all the funnier by Ross forgetting to tell Danny about the mod that added the farting [[http://youtu.be/WeWaK7-8jXA?t=11m45s which sends both of them into hysterics after being caught off guard.]] |
| 366 | -->'''Danny:''' (in between gasps of laughter) "You gotta warn me, man!" |
| 367 | ** It comes back up later in Part 12, during a fight with a warrior in [[WarriorHeaven Sovngarde.]] The fight begins, the warrior backs up and decrees he won't let Ross pass...and then [[http://youtu.be/dT4wAwtiuAw?t=2m49s promptly turns around and fires a fart at Ross.]] [[CurbstompBattle The fight afterward is hilariously one-sided, too.]] |
| 368 | * In Part 10, after trapping the dragon Odahviing and talking to him, Ross thinks he successfully turned him to his side. Turns out, Ross messed something up and the dragon got aggro'd, as once Ross freed him, he began to kill everyone in the room and kill Ross's character. Ross freaking out the entire time just makes it so hilarious. |
| 369 | -->'''Danny:''' "You shouldn't have trusted a dragon!" |
| 370 | ** Turns out, [[LeeroyJenkins someone actually attacked him first]]. Yes, [[GameBreakingBug the game allowed a random person to attack him after all was said and done]]. |
| 371 | * While Ross was (poorly) trying to climb over a wall to reach Sovngarde, a Macho Man dragon was constantly pelting him fire breath, spouting trash talk and Randy Savage quotes. The timing of those quotes delivered some unintentionaly hilarious moments: |
| 372 | -->'''Dan:''' "Ross, you're the worst."\ |
| 373 | '''Ross:''' "I am..."\ |
| 374 | '''Dragon:''' '''"YEAH!!"''' |
| 375 | * During the ending, with all the dragons gathering on the Throat of the World. The Dovahkiin and Paarthurnax are having their solemn conversation, but with Ross's Macho Man Randy Savage mod, [[http://youtu.be/HGYn1fSZ1pY?t=6m40s all you can hear in the background are the various dragons shouting "I'M WILD, YEAH!" and "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"]] |
| 376 | -->'''Dan:''' "Shut up, Macho Man! Slim Jims are gross. I said it, I hope that's not a controversial opinion"\ |
| 377 | '''Random Dragon:''' '''"YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BEAT UP PROPERLY!!"'''\ |
| 378 | [[/folder]] |
| 379 | |
| 380 | [[folder:The Oregon Trail]] |
| 381 | * When Danny names the characters of the game, he obviously names them after his friends. Danny, Arin, Barry, Suzy... and Fuckhead. Of course, he immediately changes it to Ross, or rather "RAAAAAAWS". |
| 382 | * Because the game is usually so quiet, Barry puts up country music as they do their shopping and prepare for the journey. When the game's real music starts playing, it's so loud it makes them [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=400&v=CdnreFRBY5E scream in surprise.]] |
| 383 | -->'''Danny:''' Okay! Ross. So do you know about this? Do you know--\ |
| 384 | '''Ross:''' I know it's like--you get--you poop yourself.\ |
| 385 | '''Danny:''' That's...not...you get--\ |
| 386 | ''*A Yankee Doodle starts blaring in MIDI form*''\ |
| 387 | '''Danny and Ross:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!\ |
| 388 | '''Danny:''' ''*As Ross continues screaming*'' OH GOD!!!\ |
| 389 | '''Ross:''' HIT THE VOLUME!!! WHERE IS--''* Speaks gibberish as Danny starts cracking up*''--IT'S REALLY LOUD! ''*To the tune of the song as Danny continues to laugh*'' YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON A PONY--''*Returns to gibberish*''\ |
| 390 | '''Danny:''' Oh my god, dude!\ |
| 391 | '''Ross:''' ''*Still singing*'' That was kinda fucking loud! ''*Normally*'' That went like from gravity to fucking, like...\ |
| 392 | '''Danny:''' That ''clipped the shit'' out of the fucking microphone. ''*Laughs*'' Oh my god. That was really fucking scary.\ |
| 393 | '''Ross:''' I hope Barry can capture that properly. That was scary as hell. |
| 394 | * Ross' knowledge of history is... somewhat lacking. |
| 395 | -->'''Dan:''' Going back to 1848...\ |
| 396 | '''Ross:''' That's when when the wheel was invented!\ |
| 397 | '''Dan:''' It is not... |
| 398 | * Continuing the trend of games trolling Ross, RAAAAAAWS gets dysentery within a couple weeks of setting off, and somehow manages to get it ''again''. It's somewhat ironic in a way, as when they started, Ross admitted that the only thing he knew about the game was that people die from diarrhea. |
| 399 | * Danny politely asks Ross to stop interrupting him because it started to get out of hand during Skyrim. |
| 400 | -->'''Dan:''' So this game was for the Apple II E and I played this when I was-\ |
| 401 | '''Ross:''' Oh your fucking cow are having seizures-\ |
| 402 | '''Dan:''' WILL YOU FUCKING LET ME TALK ROSS!? I can't go through another game with you interrupting me-don't rub my shoulders it feels terrible. Stop! |
| 403 | * The second part has everything go to hell to such a fantastic extent that it is appropriately called "And We're Dead". Unsurprisingly, RAAAAAAWS is the first to die. Suzy and Barry follow literally seconds later. |
| 404 | ** Especially funny is how, unbeknownst to them, they forgot to stock up on food and therefore starved all of their characters to death. This leads to them all dying by resting for weeks and weeks. (Even further hilarious is when Arin has exhaustion during the rest, and then dies immediately after.) |
| 405 | ** What makes it even funnier still is that they intended part 2 to end like normal, but part 3 ended up getting cut so short due to Danny and Arin's deaths that it was added at the end of part 2 as a result. |
| 406 | ** Their epitaph: "Fuck you Oregon Trail you suc" |
| 407 | * On top of all the party members getting sick (and eventually dying), the wagon continuously broke down. |
| 408 | -->'''Dan:''' (after another wagon tongue breaks) Broken wagon, goddamn it! What kind of fucking malarkey wagon tongues have we been purchasing? |
| 409 | * Dan recounting his first playing of this game while in grade school. He named the party after members of his family and then the one named after his mother drowned while crossing a river. He then had to excuse himself to go to the bathroom to cry for ten minutes straight! |
| 410 | * "It's a Buffalo! Look at it, it's a majestic creature of nature... Kill it!" |
| 411 | [[/folder]] |
| 412 | |
| 413 | [[folder:World of Warplanes]] |
| 414 | * Ross decides to test the fidelity of the game's physics engine by flying through a forest. It doesn't end well. |
| 415 | [[/folder]] |
| 416 | |
| 417 | [[folder:King's Quest V]] |
| 418 | * The first time they save. |
| 419 | -->'''Danny:''' You know what? Before we do anything...\ |
| 420 | '''Ross:''' ''*With a slightly eager inflection*'' Yeah?\ |
| 421 | '''Danny:''' ...time to save.\ |
| 422 | '''Ross:''' Ooh! '''''Ooh!!!''''' Ooh!!! Oooooh!\ |
| 423 | '''Danny:''' I know, Ross. I know. Okay. So you probably just want to say something like "Here we are at the beginning".\ |
| 424 | ''*Ross types "dont cry guy*''\ |
| 425 | '''Danny:''' ..."Don't cry guy." Okay, Ross. You are ''so'' happy to do these. |
| 426 | ** Later on, they run out of save-space and have to start replacing old saves with new ones, so "dont cry guy" is the first to go, and because Graham has just rescued a badly-injured Cedric from the Harpies on Harpy Island, they replace it with "dont die guy". |
| 427 | ** When they get to the bandit camp, Danny asks Ross save it with a name that makes sense. |
| 428 | --->'''Danny:''' Just type like "bandits," or something like that. ''(Ross types "christmas horses")'' "Christmas horses," yeah, that's good, Ross. I can easily fucking figure out exactly where we've been based on this outstanding list of saved games. |
| 429 | * The RunningGag of saying [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel please like, comment and subscribe]] at increasingly inappropriate moments. |
| 430 | * When visiting the toymaker, the music volume randomly goes to full. |
| 431 | --> We like to keep shit krunk in here! |
| 432 | ** They joke the toymaker looks like Creator/GeorgeRRMartin. |
| 433 | ---> What I'd like is you to finish the sixth ''Game of Thrones'' book. |
| 434 | * [[https://youtu.be/EwzUUyPlMtI?si=CWE0IZLO703bvL-C&t=830 In part 2]], they come across the woman turned into a tree, who has filled a pond with her tears. |
| 435 | -->'''Ross:''' I wouldn't want to be by that tree during that time of the month. |
| 436 | -->'''Danny:''' Next time on... oh, ''Ross''. |
| 437 | ** [[https://youtu.be/HkcFwOmRrbA?si=_DUGM2B-ICpmsYQK&t=9 In the very next episode]], Ross wonders what songs she can play. |
| 438 | --->'''Ross:''' You think she's been a tree long enough to learn another song? Could she go on tour with this one song? Uproot her and bring her to Woodstock? |
| 439 | --->'''Danny:''' ... oh my God, Ross. That is... I almost want to start the episode over. |
| 440 | * When they exchange the marionette for a sled, Danny has a LamePunReaction to Ross' joke. |
| 441 | -->'''Ross:''' He has deals that '''sleigh''' you. |
| 442 | -->'''Danny:''' Ross, I am going to pick you up by the feet and throw you out the window. |
| 443 | * In part 7, in order for Graham to traverse the snowy mountains, they have to put on a cloak, which Ross and Danny decide make him look decidedly "Lord of the Rings". So after Cedric is spirited away by a wolf, before they go after him, Danny decides to have a "Lord of the Rings Moment" by having the cloaked Graham look out over the mountain range and they ask Barry to play the music from the movies. Barry responds with the music from ''Film/JurassicPark''. |
| 444 | * During a [[TearJerker rather sad moment]] where Dan and Ross find a wounded Cedric, they go searching the island and [[MoodWhiplash accidentally walk off a cliff.]] |
| 445 | * "Taste the Graham cracker!" |
| 446 | * The finale involves Cedric getting hurt, again, and after the battle is over only the Conductors take note that Cedric is still hurt while everyone celebrates. Cue a close up by Barry. |
| 447 | [[/folder]] |
| 448 | |
| 449 | [[folder:Barbie Dreamhouse Party ]] |
| 450 | * The pre-opening. |
| 451 | -->'''Danny:''' [[ExtremeOmnisexual I would fuck everything on this screen including the animals and the bicycle!]]\ |
| 452 | '''Ross:''' ... Oh. |
| 453 | * Ross vows vengeance on the group's mole all because she 'stole' the bulk of the outfit he dressed Barbie into. |
| 454 | [[/folder]] |
| 455 | |
| 456 | [[folder: Duke: Nuclear Winter]] |
| 457 | * Their reactions to Duke's vicious kick while still being able to walk. |
| 458 | * After two episodes of Ross trying to get past a small army of vicious snowmen the third opens with them remembering they can save. Arin is quite sure no one will be angry at them forgetting that. |
| 459 | * Earlier Ross came to a cracked wall and left it alone since kicks could not break it. Since they were having trouble finding the red card key Ross has a moment of intuition and uses a rocket to blow a wall down. Ross is happy he figured something out and Arin congratulates him...[[YankTheDogsChain only for it to be an alternate route to the bathroom.]] Ross then commits suicide with the rocket launcher. |
| 460 | [[/folder]] |
| 461 | |
| 462 | [[folder:Fable]] |
| 463 | * Near the end of part 1, Danny starts to get really disturbed at just how sadistic Ross gets in the game (attacking people for no reason, kicking chickens and just generally being a dick), especially when Ross starts with the EvilLaugh... |
| 464 | [[/folder]] |
| 465 | |
| 466 | [[folder:Ride to Hell: Retribution]] |
| 467 | * The words "sack of shit" (said in an overly gruff voice) becomes something of a running joke in this playthrough. |
| 468 | * In Part 1, During a very broken combat sequence, Ross breaks into song. |
| 469 | -->'''Ross:''' (singing) [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 Do you wanna fuckin' go, man?]] |
| 470 | -->'''Arin:''' (laughing, singing along) Do you wanna fuckin' go, man? |
| 471 | -->'''Both:''' (singing somewhat in unison) Punch you right in the face... |
| 472 | -->'''Arin:''' I'll kick while you're down in this airport! |
| 473 | * The video is called Part 1 but half way through it Arin does not think Ride to Hell is worth a series. But gradually through out the second half he starts to unravel the mystery of its low score and tells Ross they should continue a little longer. |
| 474 | * Whenever Jake fails a mission, his bike spontaneously explodes and the mission is over. Other bikes explode randomly when their riders are beaten off of them, only for the bikes to remain on the road completely solid. |
| 475 | ** Whenever Jake hits a car or barrier, he doesn't react except to throw his arms up in exaggerated disappointment, with the scene fading into black and starting him back on the road. This leads to some hilarious crashes. |
| 476 | * They save a woman from someone thus a little sex occurs, much to their disbelief and Steam Train gets steamy. |
| 477 | ** Barry obliging the request to censor bar the first sex scene, even though there's [[RightThroughHisPants nothing to censor]]...particularly the censor bar with a cartoon penis drawn on it. |
| 478 | ** Ross asks Barry to put censor bars ''everywhere.'' |
| 479 | *** The characters never disrobe during the sex scenes, including one segment where Jake and a mechanic woman both have sex, with Jake in full getup and the woman in a denim jumpsuit. |
| 480 | *** Later On: |
| 481 | -->'''Ross (as Naomi):''' Yeah, fuck me right there in my pocket. |
| 482 | * Whenever the gang resorts to giving the cutscenes the MST treatment. |
| 483 | * In Part 8, in a bar, the two encounter Naomi, a bartender- and then the next scene, both a live Naomi and a broken, dead, standing-up Naomi stand next to each other behind the bar. Arin is stunned. |
| 484 | ** At the end, when Arin accidentally calls this show "Game Grumps": |
| 485 | --->'''Ross''': It makes me sad when you say that; apologize right now. |
| 486 | --->'''Arin''': Alright. I'm really sorry. (runs into an electric fence and kills himself) |
| 487 | *** All while [[MoodWhiplash Ross and Arin react with enthusiasm over the]] [[MoodWhiplash "sparkles"]]. |
| 488 | * In Part 9, they try jumping a fence, only to see pressing Space makes Jake crouch, raising his arms in a defensive position. They decide Jake is cowering against the beautiful scenery, including the fence. |
| 489 | ** Also in Part 9, Jake gets control over a giant oil tanker. Hijinks ensue. |
| 490 | -->'''Ross:''' *steering into truck* Now what if I just bang into this? ''*crashes*'' Whoa! ''*car flails, random buildings explode*'' |
| 491 | ** The oil tanker continues to destroy cop cars and other obstacles with ease... but is stopped and reset twice by a tiny fence, and later, ''a two-foot-tall sign.'' |
| 492 | -->'''Arin:''' Cars going the opposite direction? Nah, nothing. A fucking traffic sign? Watch out! |
| 493 | ** Also, immediately after that, the incoming car they knock around 180 degrees decides to just start driving that way. |
| 494 | -->'''Ross (as driver):''' Uh, I guess I'm going this way now... I guess I don't want to go to Disneyland anymore. |
| 495 | * In Part 10, Jake comes to a broken electric wire and, since he cannot jump, decides to run over it and dies. An info box pops up telling him what to do (shoot the fuse) ''only after Jake is busy electrocuting himself.'' |
| 496 | * Episode 10 ends with Jake blowing up the electric plant, except the developers forgot to remove the cops standing at the blockade (which also exploded) that are expected to be shooting consistently at the player. This continues into the cutscene. |
| 497 | -->'''Ross''': What were those guys shooting at? |
| 498 | -->'''Arin''': They're shooting at the next episode of Steam Train |
| 499 | -->'''Ross''': ''WE GOTTA PUT OUT THE FIRE, SHOOT IT!'' |
| 500 | [[/folder]] |
| 501 | |
| 502 | [[folder:Default Dan]] |
| 503 | * '''EVERYTHING.''' |
| 504 | ** The entire episode consists of playing a game where ''everything'' is wrong. Coins, cupcakes, platforms, and flowers make you explode violently, while spikes act like trampolines and pits warp you to the top of the screen. Meanwhile, Danny has to figure it out and Ross, already knowing full well how ass-backwards this game is, is laughing harder than he has ever laughed before watching Danny keep blowing himself up in rage. |
| 505 | *** Oh, and the main character's head is modded with unflattering screenshots of Danny Sexbang himself. Even funnier is when the decapitated head is left lying around post-explosion. |
| 506 | *** Keeping in Line with Ross turning the tables on Danny, Ross says "Goddammit, Dan!" |
| 507 | [[/folder]] |
| 508 | |
| 509 | [[folder:LoadOut]] |
| 510 | * While waiting to play online, they decide to talk smack to other players. By literally typing the word SMACK repeatedly into the chat box. |
| 511 | * In the first match, Arin and Ross are barely holding on, only surviving thanks to their fellow players. |
| 512 | * Arin focusing on one particular player both matches, and no one else. |
| 513 | ** Becomes a BrickJoke when everyone on their team begins the second match attacking said player, killing him. |
| 514 | ** RuleOfThree kicks in when Ross joins Arin on his fixation, the Sir Mishy Mission. |
| 515 | * Between matches, a guy asks who wants his cock. They respond with a one-up-a-thon, wanting it more than the other. |
| 516 | * At the outro, Arin jokingly asks Ross to see his pee-pee, and Ross obliges. On a meta level, Ross just joined the D-Club. |
| 517 | [[/folder]] |
| 518 | |
| 519 | [[folder: Duke Nukem 2]] |
| 520 | * Arin describing his game concept of "Puke Spukem," including [[ItMakesSenseInContext uncomfortably brown hair.]] |
| 521 | * In Part 2, Duke dies by ambush. From a teeny, tiny bird enemy. |
| 522 | * After realizing an enemy looks like a robo massager, Ross starts massaging Arin's head, commenting his hands now have grease on them. |
| 523 | * After Ross keeps boasting how easily he won this game, Arin passes him the controls. One minute into level two, he asks Arin to take it back. |
| 524 | ** Ross gets so fed up with the NintendoHard-ness of Level 3, he screams in agony how the hell did he beat this game as a kid. |
| 525 | * "I played Duke Nukem, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." |
| 526 | -->"In Duke Nukem." |
| 527 | * A two-fer [[{{Pun}} The oculus-pus,]] then Duke happily hiding behind the pillars. When Arin & Ross laugh, you KNOW it's good. |
| 528 | * Arin has been taking Level 4 [[AccidentalInnuendo inch by inch.]] |
| 529 | -->'''Ross''': [[StageWhisper Inch by inch.]] |
| 530 | * They theorize the game was designed first by someone idolizing his brother as Duke Nukem, then as a way for the designer to get a date. [[BlatantLies By boasting how the game relates his adventures in space,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic so the girl should totally go for him.]] |
| 531 | * Crossed with TearJerker, Ross's DespairEventHorizon heard in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBO9LZ93Y5k Part 7.]] |
| 532 | ** Becomes BlackComedy when Ross decides to kill his respawned Duke at episode's end. As Arin begs him not to do it. |
| 533 | * Ross's story of revenge against his sister's bully using HTML in Myspace. |
| 534 | * Sesame Street: Special Victims Unit |
| 535 | * Arin tells a story how a fan accidentally called Sequelitis [[WrongNameOutburst Seq-qualities]] |
| 536 | * Barry showing how Duke "shoots the guns" |
| 537 | [[/folder]] |
| 538 | |
| 539 | [[folder: My Boyfriend 2]] |
| 540 | * The unique opening for Danny and Barry on valentine's day to the same music as normal. |
| 541 | --> '''Danny:''' We don't have any dames! |
| 542 | --> '''Barry:''' Now it's just another Friday... |
| 543 | --> '''Danny:''' So all aboard the-- |
| 544 | --> ''*Music stops*'' |
| 545 | --> '''Danny:''' ''*Speaking normally*'' Ehhh, fuck it. We're single on valentine's day. |
| 546 | * The game controls like ''Resident Evil'', proven by spinning the room around the character. |
| 547 | --> '''Danny:''' Ah, Dude, you're gonna make me barf. |
| 548 | --> '''Barry:''' [[RoboSpeak Boyfriend Located]]. |
| 549 | * [[NoIndoorVoice HAVE I FOUND MY BOYFRIEND??]] |
| 550 | * The girl's trepidation over meeting the guy. |
| 551 | * Swoops soliloquizing to herself for no apparent reason. |
| 552 | * The game crashes, turning the video into a podcast, a [[CallBack Single Cast.]] |
| 553 | [[/folder]] |
| 554 | |
| 555 | [[folder:Eryi's Action]] |
| 556 | * Ross suspecting that Arin is making him play [[PlatformHell the game]] on Danny's behalf [[CallBack as revenge for Default Dan]]. |
| 557 | * After the windmills, Arin begins laughing at Ross's misfortune. And it is hilarious. Even better, after passing the world map trap to Stage Two, and immediately dying in said level, Arin starts losing it. |
| 558 | ** After Ross barely dodges a trap, Arin exclaims, "I love this game!" |
| 559 | * Falling for the Super Spring Mushroom Trap In Part 3. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis So. Many. Times.]] |
| 560 | * Part's 4 Intro: |
| 561 | -->'''Ross:''' Welcome back to [[NippleAndDimed spiky nipples.]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment He has spiky nipples.]] |
| 562 | -->'''Arin:''' [[RuleOfThree He does have spiky nipples!]] |
| 563 | * After reaching 200 deaths, [[CallBack Barry drops a single pathetic balloon.]] |
| 564 | * In the background, the air conditioner acts up. Ross assumes it's asking Arin out on a date, then Barry increases its volume at Ross's prompt. |
| 565 | [[/folder]] |
| 566 | |
| 567 | [[folder:Metal Slug 3]] |
| 568 | * At the outset, Ross laughs at [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight the cheese-eating mouse on the title screen.]] |
| 569 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuIp2TIlsvM In Part 2,]] Arin & Ross love [[SnowLems their snowmen look.]] |
| 570 | ** Arin brings back his Lemon & Bill voice for this! |
| 571 | * Ross tries to explain to Arin about [[YowiesAndBunyipsAndDropBearsOhMy yowies]], but Arin thinks he's talking about {{Yaoi}}. |
| 572 | * Ross's SkewedPriorities in talking tapirs over fighting a boss. |
| 573 | * Arin realizes his SincerityMode is similar to his SarcasmMode. |
| 574 | * Ross destroys a mech to tell a joke. |
| 575 | --> '''Ross:''' "Who was the first president of the United States?" (Raises Mech Hand) "I know." |
| 576 | --> (Arin laughs hysterically) |
| 577 | --> '''Ross:''' [[OhCrap "Oh Shit!"]] ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Cue leaving mech]] after [[TooDumbToLive standing still & taking too much damage.]]) |
| 578 | * Arin & Ross's impression of the [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove Wacky 60's Love Bot boss.]] |
| 579 | * The MoodDissonance in [[AllMenArePerverts Ross & Arin loving]] [[DistractedByTheSexy Ross's character's boob flash]] as [[CruelAndUnusualDeath she's melting to death.]] |
| 580 | ** And ''again'' when after losing the game, Ross laughs at [[BrickJoke the mouse on the title screen.]] |
| 581 | * Arin & Ross [[YouKeepUsingThatWord describe]] [[NotWhatItLooksLike doggy style.]] ''BADLY.'' |
| 582 | * Their WTF-ness in reaching the Final Mission without explanation. |
| 583 | * Ross's cat Orph's way to getting fed in the morning. |
| 584 | * At Part 6's end, Arin & Ross crack each other's backs. AccidentalInnuendo included. |
| 585 | * Their discussion of Creator/WillSmith as a human, actor, & rapper. |
| 586 | * The final few minutes of Part 7 where Arin & Ross channel WebVideo/JonTron during their HeroicBSOD after losing to the final boss. |
| 587 | [[/folder]] |
| 588 | |
| 589 | [[folder:Go! Go! Nippon!]] |
| 590 | * The Grumps understandable OhCrap when the plane lands in Japan. |
| 591 | * Arin's [[LargeHam over the top reading]] of the dialogue. |
| 592 | ** Along with Ross's StylisticSuck when it's his turn. |
| 593 | * As the game progresses, Arin & Ross [[GoMadFromTheRevelation slowly lose their minds.]] |
| 594 | * In episode 2, they get sidetracked by [[BlandNameProduct WcDonald's]], culminating in: |
| 595 | -->'''Ross:''' "Can we get some extra whack-off sauce here?" |
| 596 | * Ross imagines that, every time Akira makes a strange face, it's because she's letting a fart off. Eventually Barry starts adding the appropriate sound effects. |
| 597 | * The character's amazement staying in a guest room, causing the Grumps to briefly bring back Dinkles. |
| 598 | * When the girls mention their parents are out of town, Ross mentions [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9wzX1Jc73I "fireworks going off in [the character's] head."]] |
| 599 | * Arin & Ross assume some words of the UsefulNotes/JapaneseLanguage are [[ATragedyOfImpulsiveness English words with -uru added at the end.]] Example: [[FormulaicMagic Ikea + -uru = Ikeauru.]] |
| 600 | * Their amazement at the character's MundaneObjectAmazement. Like sleeping in a guest room, or being in Japan. Aka, the Plot. |
| 601 | * [[TheCanKickedHim The toilet attacking]] the character with [[MakingASplash a stream of water.]] Arin freaks out despite being the one who predicted this in the first place, but the real hilarity comes when Ross says "[[RussianReversal The toilet's peeing on him]]!". |
| 602 | * According to Ross, the service of getting pooped on at a MaidCafe is called a Chocaru Splatadu Special. |
| 603 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpiSB3ypqNo Part 4,]] The electronic store is [[BlatantLies NOT]] a [[GISSyndrome sky background]] seen last episode. |
| 604 | ** Them [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] how lame the scene changes are. |
| 605 | * Arin & Ross realizing they're a ThirdWheel to the player character's date with Akira. |
| 606 | * Arin confusing the outro with Game Grumps. |
| 607 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7XXSVV-Yg Part 5,]] Ross challenges the [=YouTube=] commentors to end every word in their comments with -uru. [[GoneHorriblyRight And they comply.]] |
| 608 | ** Followed by Arin & Ross' [[LaughingMad breakdown into laughter.]] |
| 609 | * The Grumps' over-the-top reaction to the scene where the protagonist [[AccidentalPervert walks in on a naked Makoto]]. They are stunned at the fact that the game showed them her (artistically censored) "boobarus". |
| 610 | ** And it happens again in [[http://youtu.be/R_5TtIJaWaY?t=6m40s Part 7]] with Akira! |
| 611 | *** What makes the second time even better is that Ross almost perfectly predicts what happens and reacts accordingly; |
| 612 | -->'''Ross:''' What if she's, like, doing that weird pose where her legs are open and she's kinda in her undies and it's like, 'Oh this is kinda weird'. Please do not-'''OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!!''' |
| 613 | *** Becomes HilariousInHindsight when Ross says in Part 12 the Grumps got flagged on Website/YouTube as Adult Only for that episode! |
| 614 | * Everyone at Ikebukuro in a FlashMob where TimeStandsStill. |
| 615 | -->[[AudienceReactions Huh! Wha! Huh! It's so weird!]] |
| 616 | * The Grumps attempt a Godzilla roar. Key word here: [[WhatTheFuAreYouDoing attempt.]] |
| 617 | * At the aquarium, we get a look at our PC, [[HiddenEyes lacking eyes]] & posed like he's ready to TakeOverTheWorld. |
| 618 | -->'''Ross:''' "I know the secrets, & I will destroy you!" |
| 619 | -->'''Arin:''' "It was my plan all along to be brought to the fucking aquarium!" |
| 620 | -->'''Ross:''' [[OneWingedAngel "This will bring out my final form!"]] [[PowerUpLetdown (turns into flopping fish on ground)]] |
| 621 | * "What if she just like, she was really cute, and she was like super nice, but she ''just'' kept farting all the time?" |
| 622 | * Welcome back to [[AccidentalMisnaming Grow, Grow, Nipples!]] |
| 623 | * Ross [[PlayTheGameSkipTheStory skips a portion of the game]] due to [[DramaticSitDown Arin sitting on the keyboard.]] |
| 624 | ** Later, Arin button mashes through a rock garden lecture given by the girls. With no in-game consequences. |
| 625 | * '''Ross:''' It's fucking [[Characters/StreetFighterII Akuma & Dhalsim!]] |
| 626 | -->'''Arin:''' We pray to Franchise/StreetFighter here. |
| 627 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUfh_TmNq_8 Part 9's]] [[MistakenIdentity title's]] [[StockVisualMetaphors accuracy.]] |
| 628 | * [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards Arin grossed out]] by Ross' Edo [[NoPeriodsPeriod Period]] [[AvertedTrope joke.]] |
| 629 | -->'''Arin:''' [[GrossoutShow That does sound delicious, though.]] |
| 630 | * [[http://youtu.be/zJdg7TuCkHo?t=2m Ross wanting]] to [[RefugeInAudacity rub his junk for spiritual reasons.]] |
| 631 | ** Followed by Ross & Barry starting [[https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ArinsSmelly&src=hash a new twitter hashtag.]] |
| 632 | * [[http://youtu.be/OJcoddo3dCk?t=2m42s Ross gives Akira]] the whiniest voice ever. |
| 633 | ** Ross continues the trend with Makoto in Part 13. |
| 634 | * [[http://youtu.be/ck1YiXiHci0?t=1m23s Arin defends his Beedrill against Ross.]] |
| 635 | * During a Flashback, [[http://youtu.be/ck1YiXiHci0?t=8m48s Barry provides Ross's reading]] with [[MeaningfulEcho a dramatic echo.]] |
| 636 | -->I think it's translated in English as ''Manga/DragonBallZ'' |
| 637 | ** And again as [[http://youtu.be/ck1YiXiHci0?t=14m30s the PC reads a parting love letter.]] |
| 638 | * [[http://youtu.be/ck1YiXiHci0?t=12m34s Ross butchering the dialogue]] as Akira confesses her love to the PC. |
| 639 | [[/folder]] |
| 640 | |
| 641 | [[folder:South Park: The Stick of Truth]] |
| 642 | * In general, any of Arin's reactions to the game itself. |
| 643 | * Their fun customizing their character. |
| 644 | * Ross's reaction to [[RaceLift seeing the parents' skin color]] match their PC. |
| 645 | * Arin & Ross loving how the thrown poo [[NauseaFuel affects their enemies.]] |
| 646 | * At Part 2's end, Arin won't stop touching Ross. |
| 647 | * A discovery of drugs in Cartman's Mom's room turns into a discussion of toasted sugar. |
| 648 | * When Ross and Arin wonder if the kids in the game are actually dead or just playing dead, Ross mentions that they're at the point where it's questionable; or as he calls it, they are "larping dead". |
| 649 | * They win the fight against the Gate Security Guard with an arrow to the nuts. |
| 650 | * The BlackComedy in wanting something to eat while high on bath salts. |
| 651 | * After beating the Meth Heads, they forget the secret ingredient. |
| 652 | * Arin's dream for his D&D character: get fucked sometime during the game as he would play a female PC. |
| 653 | * Their hysterical laughter to Butters healing ability. |
| 654 | * Butters delivers extra Holy Damage to Gingers because [[HolyBurnsEvil they lack souls.]] |
| 655 | * '''Ross:''' [[WeaksauceWeakness They're weak to fire?]] [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Guess what...I GOT FIRE!]] |
| 656 | * The Bard's introduction, complete with StutterStop and [[ContagiousLaughter Arin & Ross' increasing laughter.]] |
| 657 | [[/folder]] |
| 658 | |
| 659 | [[folder:Electronic Super Joy]] |
| 660 | * In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQc7j5YgB_w Part 1,]] the NPC dialogue quotes [[Music/NinjaSexParty Danny Sexbang.]] Examples include [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ZoHCRGPYk Starbomb's Zelda parody]] & [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIOEcqF5ZQw the Mr. Wilson rap.]] |
| 661 | * Ross believes [[LovableSexManiac Danny's bedroom]] is covered in [[RefugeInAudacity sticky, white walls.]] [[NauseaFuel Eww.]] |
| 662 | ** [[SlippySlideyIceWorld And sliding floors,]] due to the lube. |
| 663 | *** [[TooKinkyToTorture Not his fault he lives in a sex dungeon.]] |
| 664 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6KHwgYXwJM Part 2]] reveals the main character's after a Grump. |
| 665 | -->You just missed [[https://www.youtube.com/user/RubberNinja/videos Ross]] again. |
| 666 | -->[[ObviouslyEvil He's acting stranger than usual...]] |
| 667 | * Ross & Dan suck so bad passing through a certain part, Arin starts criticizing them. |
| 668 | --> '''Arin:''' Its telling you to stomp on the missle. |
| 669 | ** Arin's [[CheshireCatGrin smiling while advising them what the game instructed them to do. Oh DramaticIrony]] |
| 670 | * SPACE. POPE. ROSS. |
| 671 | * The game lampshades Ross' tendency to trip over his own words and his "Rossisms". Ross, as if on cue, trips over this dialogue. |
| 672 | * Ross' [[NintendoHard hate for the game]] & Dan [[OutOfCharacterMoment unfamiliar with this side of Ross.]] |
| 673 | * Ross running across [[ThisIsNotAFloor a set of trap platforms,]] [[MagicMissileStorm releasing 15 missiles]] [[OhCrap right on his tail.]] |
| 674 | -->'''Ross:''' Oh Shit! [[PartingWordsRegret I really regret that instantly]]! |
| 675 | * After [[HoYay Ross "embraces" Dan]] for moral support, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Barry gets sick]] watching Dan's failed [[AutoScrollingLevel rapid climb]] attempts. |
| 676 | -->[[http://youtu.be/z0lPuiZ3DKY?t=8m Barry:]] [[VideoGame/RiverCityRansom Barf!]] [[ShoutOut (Quarters across the screen)]] |
| 677 | * [[http://youtu.be/mZi4AcJyG1w?t=3m38s Arin smiling & shrugging]] at [[FanNickname Rage!Ross's]] [[HopelessBossFight struggle with Space Pope Ross.]] |
| 678 | --> '''[[BerserkButton Don't look at me, Arin!]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes LEAVE!]]''' |
| 679 | * [[RunningGag Barry,]] [[http://youtu.be/mZi4AcJyG1w?t=5m15s put in a wolf job!]] |
| 680 | [[/folder]] |
| 681 | |
| 682 | [[folder:Spore]] |
| 683 | * Danny stating how he was sick of his Steam Train avatar [[TheyKilledKennyAgain constantly getting shot by Arin in the intro]] during his extended absence... only for Ross (''and'' Arin) to point out that [[BittersweetEnding they are getting mugged by him instead]]. |
| 684 | * Ross realizing their cell's head looks like its rear. |
| 685 | * Coloring their cell [[RiceBurner fire stripes to look really fast.]] |
| 686 | * "Everything is made of Je-sus!" |
| 687 | * The Grumps collective desire to evolve into [[BiggerIsBetterInBed a giant weener.]] |
| 688 | ** With steadily growing reactions of horror after each evolution. |
| 689 | -->'''Ross:''': [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone What have we done?]] |
| 690 | * After spawning a cell, they quickly fight off [[TeleportingKeycardSquad a spawn camper.]] |
| 691 | -->'''Danny:''' Welcome to the world, bitch! |
| 692 | -->'''Arin:''' You get born! You die born! |
| 693 | * [[ItMakesSenseInContext Everything's made out of Jesus!]] |
| 694 | * The Grumps witness a microbal creature glitching out of game. |
| 695 | --> Spore: [[ObviousBeta Buy it now.]] |
| 696 | * [[http://youtu.be/FQKCdUaOqUQ?t=1m3s The Grumps "So Big, So Strong" Bit]] as a proud JewishMother |
| 697 | -->He can lift a car-bor-ator!...He can lift a Caramel chew! |
| 698 | * Episode 3: Ross ignores popular demand and turns his creature into a cock-and-balls with a mouth(the only feature his creature absolutely needed). He regrets this soon afterwards, realizing that Legs For Days can't catch up with prey and its lack of eyeballs gives it no clue where it's going. |
| 699 | ** He starts off strong in the episode with this beautiful line. |
| 700 | -->'''Ross''': Welcome back to the [[Manga/DragonballZ Cell Saga.]] |
| 701 | * After killing another species, the game begins dialoguing like [[TheFifties a 1950's how-to video.]] |
| 702 | -->'''Arin:''' You're onto a bigger brain & a smarter you! |
| 703 | -->'''Danny:''' Be sure to eat your victim & absorb his essence! |
| 704 | -->'''Arin:''' Don't you think Martha would be impressed? |
| 705 | * Legs fo Days' assumed mating call: [[CaptainObvious Who wants to fuck?]] |
| 706 | * Arms fo Minz' [[GoingThroughTheMotions running animation.]] |
| 707 | ** Continued later in game by Clyde n Slide. |
| 708 | * After failing to befriend a larger creature, the Grumps run away to old-timey ragtime music courtesy of Barry. |
| 709 | ** Later in part 5, Barry strikes again with ''Film/ChariotsOfFire''. |
| 710 | * Part 5: Arin's insistence that Arms fo Minz is ''not'' intended to be phallic. |
| 711 | -->'''Arin''': [[InsistentTerminology It's a creature created in the Spore Creature Creator.]] |
| 712 | ** To say nothing of Arms fo Minz being an omnicidal maniac. |
| 713 | ** It's become something of a running gag. Even when Ross blatantly puts a dick on the dick monster, Arin continues to insist that it's not. |
| 714 | * Danny pointing out that Legs fo Dayz has no legs, and that, similarly, Arms fo Minz has no arms. |
| 715 | * Arms fo Minz' roar sounds like [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006175 a bleating goat.]] |
| 716 | * After Ross kills another creature as Arms fo Minz: |
| 717 | --> '''Danny:''' Yay. [[MoodWhiplash That baby no longer has a mother.]] |
| 718 | --> '''Arin:''' [[TearJerker Celebrate. Everybody. Come on.]] |
| 719 | * George fo Days. Pretty much everything pertaining it, up to and including their mounting regret at having created it. |
| 720 | -->'''Danny:''' Next time on Steam Train, more fucking NightmareFuel. |
| 721 | ** During creature creation, when its' arms are outstretched, it looks like [[EtherealChoir it found religion.]] |
| 722 | ** "You cannot win, dick with legs! I have the higher ground!" |
| 723 | * Danny decides to narrate the game like [[WildlifeCommentarySpoof a nature documentary.]] |
| 724 | -->Now carefully observe as the horrifying walking penis devours its lunchtime meal. |
| 725 | * After meeting a creature large as Godzilla, [[LetsJustBeFriends Ross dances to attempt befriending it.]] [[RunOrDie Angering it to chase after him.]] |
| 726 | ** During the chase, faux Godzilla walks into a rock, [[GoodBadBugs glitching into a dance.]] It only escapes [[TooDumbToLive when Ross attacks it.]] |
| 727 | ** [[http://youtu.be/4ZVCRxTTfSc?t=5m43s Do you wanna dance? Do you wanna I-DON'T-THINK-HE-WANTS-TO-DANCE. IDONTTHINKHEWANTSTODANCE!"]] |
| 728 | * [[AerithAndBob Nick Trickle]], created in Episode 8, is a phallus-shaped dinosaur. |
| 729 | -->'''Danny''': Ah, the miracle of girth. |
| 730 | ** This quote seems more accurate concerning this species. |
| 731 | -->'''Danny:''' [[GrossoutShow It's very gross when they're floppy.]] |
| 732 | ** Followed near immediately by Dickus Erectus Boneritis. |
| 733 | -->'''Arin:''' It's like a mustache. |
| 734 | -->'''Danny:''' It's like a mistake. |
| 735 | * It turns out they made yet another oversight: Dickus Erectus Boneritis does not have the body parts necessary to make friends, and thus is destined to go on a mad flesh-eating spree. |
| 736 | * A Grump summarizes what motivates their creature design. |
| 737 | -->'''Ross:''' [[ChaoticNeutral I just like throwing chaos into it.]] |
| 738 | * After spending six minutes [[CharlesAtlasSuperpower buffing]] Dickus Erectus Boneritis, he immediately [[GlassCannon fails his first fight]] in [[http://youtu.be/Jwx_n7ZX-OM?t=7m minute seven.]] |
| 739 | ** Not to mention falling a second time in the eighth, then close to death right before episode's end. |
| 740 | * [[http://youtu.be/owP4O0QKa0w?t=10s Episode Ten]] starts with Ross [[BigBreastPride showing his boobs.]] |
| 741 | * After killing a parent, the creature's kid is watching Ross eat its corpse. |
| 742 | * The Grumps start [[WritingAroundTrademarks indirectly referring]] to Music/DavidBowie. |
| 743 | -->'''Arin:''' Who's going to let you borrow their Steve Bowie collection? |
| 744 | -->'''Danny:'''You never heard Biggie Stardust? |
| 745 | * [[BlatantLies "It's for stability."]] |
| 746 | ** [[RunningGag "It's an appendage for a spore creature made in the spore creature creator."]] |
| 747 | -->'''Danny:''' [[AudienceSurrogate Oh God in heaven.]] |
| 748 | * Gentle Genus in motion, looking like HE DID IT & The World's my oyster! |
| 749 | ** After attempting to befriend faux Godzilla, it picks GG up & tosses him a far distance. |
| 750 | * Danny constantly stating he is on the verge of throwing up, especially whenever the creature emerges from an egg and everyone is waving their appendages around like a d-club meeting. |
| 751 | * After spending the entire game killing one species after another, the one episode spent [[NewAgeRetroHippie trying to befriend them]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly wrong.]] |
| 752 | ** [[http://youtu.be/xmsGSRPjlQc?t=6m55s One failed attempt includes accidentally knocking a potential friend's egg into the ocean!]] |
| 753 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LukxTeyt9Mo Episode 13]] introduces Ridin fo DAYZ DIRTY, the bicycle creature! |
| 754 | --> '''Danny:''' [[OnlySaneMan Born to be fucking disgusting.]] |
| 755 | * Ross' reaction to possible planetary destruction? [[NoSell We good.]] |
| 756 | * Danny coins their bike creature gang, [[{{Pun}} Hell's Dangles.]] |
| 757 | * [[Film/CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon A Black Lagoon creature ripoff]] starts [[http://youtu.be/My1OBKO-c8U?t=7m50s backing up as Hell's Dangles approaches.]] |
| 758 | ** Followed by re-imagining ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' universe if everyone fought using ridiculously peaceful methods, such as flower missiles. |
| 759 | ** Doubles as an accidental CallForward for Episode 15. |
| 760 | * Episode 15 begins on them seeing the ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]]''. |
| 761 | --> '''Danny''': Our continuing five-year mission... What the fuck. |
| 762 | --> *muffled laughs* |
| 763 | --> '''Arin''': Our continuing five-year mission has yielded... th- whts- it looks like a penis. |
| 764 | ** Followed by Barry's artistic rendition (read: stick figure doodle) of [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Commander Riker]] sitting down in his unusual way. |
| 765 | * Sexy Pizza ASS' creation & existence, looking like a posing model. |
| 766 | --> '''Ross:''' (after being prompted to do a pose by its parent) I don't wanna pose, I don't wanna pose... |
| 767 | |
| 768 | --> '''Ross:''' [[SuddenPrincipledStand Oh God what have we done?]] |
| 769 | |
| 770 | ** Dan: "Put the lime in the coconut and STAY THE FUCK AWAY". |
| 771 | ** Sexy Pizza ass is easily one of the most hilarious things ever done on the show. Everything about it, from their commentary, to Ross's sudden extreme discomfort when he sees it in action, to ''every single goddamned one of its freakishly alien-yet-feminine animations'', it's a work of genius. |
| 772 | * [[MrExposition Arin narrating]] (with Dan's background humming) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cQDxdLQ11I the recap of their creature's various evolutions.]] |
| 773 | * Everything leading up to the birth of ^carrot. |
| 774 | * Spore's introduction of ^carrot's tribe, followed by the creature's purpose is to [[MundaneUtility reach for spices on the high shelf.]] |
| 775 | [[/folder]] |
| 776 | |
| 777 | [[folder:Goat Simulator]] |
| 778 | Oh bloody hell... '''''every single goddamned thing.''''' But if you want specifics... |
| 779 | * Ross, Danny and Arin's reactions to doing backflips in slow motion over a moving car, then [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext finding]] Creator/JossWhedon [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext and sending him flying into the sky by dragging him (with the goat's tongue) into the path of said car]]. |
| 780 | * The goat causes a truck (that Arin believes to be [[Characters/TransformersGeneration1Decepticons Motormaster]]) to [[EveryCarIsAPinto explode]] ''just by touching it''. |
| 781 | * They constantly try to ram a truck head on and get run over every time. Always in a way that causes the camera to jitter. |
| 782 | * Their unexpected journey and success toward Blood Goat. |
| 783 | -->'''Danny:''' [[ARareSentence I am like way into Satan.]] |
| 784 | * The first time [[RagDollPhysics Ragdolling]] down the water slide, starting [[RocketJump a series of awesome jumps.]] |
| 785 | * Ross [[http://youtu.be/EgtL5Neb9yU?t=30m30s accidentally pressing the Calculator button,]] giving the world [[TooMuchInformation a glimpse of Arin's desktop.]] |
| 786 | * The last third of the episode is just them trying to get into a hanging box with a robot in it. At the very end, they manage it... only for the robot to shove them out and send them fucking ''flying''. |
| 787 | [[/folder]] |
| 788 | |
| 789 | [[folder:Broforce]] |
| 790 | * Arin unlocks ''Film/{{Blade}}''. [[https://youtu.be/1maBTM4Z4Ro?t=2m45s And it's beautiful.]] |
| 791 | -->Yo! [[BattleCry I won't pay my taxes!]] |
| 792 | * Ross as Dredd using his grenade on the devil. |
| 793 | -->[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Hey guess what?]] |
| 794 | -->''{{Beat}}'' |
| 795 | -->Lovely day. BOOM! |
| 796 | * The fact Arin's competing with Ross, [[http://youtu.be/l8BgTErVAHc?t=4m30s and Barry shows both are tied.]] |
| 797 | * After unlocking Ash Brolims, [[http://youtu.be/wFM95TzqMmg?t=7m33s Arin chainsaw dashes an enemy.]] [[EpicFail While on dynamite.]] |
| 798 | -->'''Arin:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well.]] |
| 799 | -->'''Ross:''' [[TranquilFury Wellity Wellity Wellity.]] |
| 800 | [[/folder]] |
| 801 | |
| 802 | [[folder:Naruto Storm 3 Full Burst]] |
| 803 | * The one two combo of Chiyo somehow possessing a bear's paw for a hand, followed by Naruto's French costume. |
| 804 | * Ross noting the lack of difference between the two Rock Lees on the Character Select Screen. |
| 805 | * Ross' reaction to Arin wanting a rematch after Arin's win |
| 806 | -->'''[[SanitySlippage TELL ME MORE, ARIN!]]''' |
| 807 | * [[http://youtu.be/gnygDKGAo_g?t=11m11s Ross badly playing as Hinata.]] |
| 808 | * [[CallBack A hashtag or two]] [[http://youtu.be/gnygDKGAo_g?t=15m30s returns at show's end.]] |
| 809 | [[/folder]] |
| 810 | |
| 811 | [[folder:Escape Goat 2]] |
| 812 | * [[http://youtu.be/TmB1OFQWXCA?t=2m15s Ross explains why Arin's playing.]] |
| 813 | -->'''Ross:''' I should probably say [[SmarterThanYouLook Arin's playing cause he's good at puzzles.]] |
| 814 | -->'''Arin:''' [[TemptingFate And doing a good job at it, might I add.]] |
| 815 | --> (Cue Arin [[VariableTerminalVelocity falling to death]] [[EpicFail failing a puzzle]]) |
| 816 | -->'''Ross:''' Oh, look at that, dummy. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dead. DEAD.]]...How'd you do that? |
| 817 | -->'''Arin:''' [[PlayedForLaughs Cause I'm so good, cause it hurts when I'm cool.]] |
| 818 | * [[http://youtu.be/TmB1OFQWXCA?t=3m33s Followed by more hashtag hilarity.]] |
| 819 | * [[MerchandiseDriven Taste the Rainbow.]] [[http://youtu.be/ykr7FAXWtdE?t=30s Replay the Rainbow.]] |
| 820 | * [[http://youtu.be/ykr7FAXWtdE?t=7m55s Barry records words of wisdom from Arin.]] |
| 821 | * The Grumps discuss the FridgeLogic of a bookshelf preventing fireballs. |
| 822 | * [[http://youtu.be/425FvGDREYU?t=30s Arin's story of a one-sided conversation on Skype.]] |
| 823 | [[/folder]] |
| 824 | |
| 825 | [[folder:Life Goes On]] |
| 826 | * [[http://youtu.be/qjtRADRII8A?t=3m30s After all the smart ones do all the work, the dumb one gets the princess.]] |
| 827 | * This time, [[http://youtu.be/qjtRADRII8A?t=8m32s Arin presses the wrong button]] [[RunningGag revealing his desktop.]] |
| 828 | ** Perhaps the best part is the blink-and-you'll-miss-it patch over one of the icons. It's obviously an edit, because the mouse cursor goes ''behind'' it, but it's also equally obvious that it's something Arin doesn't want you to see. How do we know? It's covered with a patch that says '''''SUPER PORN'''''. |
| 829 | * [[http://youtu.be/PlpgXLKlqhU?t=28s Arin makes a conveyor belt full of dead knights.]] |
| 830 | * [[http://youtu.be/PlpgXLKlqhU?t=28s Who knew Count Ted knew some dance moves?]] |
| 831 | * [[http://youtu.be/bsZsCNielSA?t=6m29s As the Grumps discuss mortality,]] Arin goes InstantSoprano on his turn to talk. |
| 832 | ** Also their discussion of morality leads to the group saying what immortal being they'd want to be. Danny, a vampire. Ross, a robot. Arin? |
| 833 | -->'''Ross:''' What do you want to be Arin? |
| 834 | -->'''Arin:''' A girl. |
| 835 | -->'''Ross:''' I don't think girls live forever. |
| 836 | -->'''Arin:''' Says you. |
| 837 | * [[http://youtu.be/GSqGcxlI4KU?t=1m35s Where there's a will,]] there's a [[Creator/WillSmith smith.]] |
| 838 | * Near the end of Part 4, Arin questions how can the Rock Monster digest the knights armor so easily, Ross deliveres the perfect response: |
| 839 | -->'''Ross:''' I don't fucking know, I'm not Nutri Grain! |
| 840 | * [[http://youtu.be/DG4ZPQdNP7c?t=26s Barry's replies to Danny]] after [[CallBack he asks how many times Arin died.]] |
| 841 | * Ross, [[DontExplainTheJoke true to form,]] [[http://youtu.be/LuB2cPPhpvM?t=2m2s kills a joke.]] |
| 842 | * Dan's cover of "Lights" by Journey, along with the conversation afterwards: |
| 843 | -->'''Danny:''' Thanks for indulging me in my non-warmed up singing at like, 2 in the morning. |
| 844 | -->'''Ross:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, your non-warmed up singing, jeez.]] |
| 845 | -->'''Arin:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, it sounded soooo bad.]] |
| 846 | -->'''Danny:''' It sounded bad to me. |
| 847 | -->'''Arin:''' You know what, Dan? You can just go fuck your dad. |
| 848 | -->'''Danny:''' M...maybe I will. |
| 849 | -->'''Danny:''' [imitating his dad] Hi, Dan! Ehhhh...I heard on the subreddit that you're planning on fucking me, so, ehhhh...don't. Bye! |
| 850 | * Did you know Life Goes On has [[http://youtu.be/mow1DhLkwTQ?t=3m20s a cheat code hotline?]] |
| 851 | [[/folder]] |
| 852 | |
| 853 | [[folder:Gang Beasts]] |
| 854 | * Ross and Arin's attempt at a conveyor belt fight is a little disappointing. |
| 855 | * Constantly poking fun at the fighters raising their arms up. "YAAAAY!" |
| 856 | * [[http://youtu.be/PPdzA3oherk?t=5m32s Their entire truck level fight.]] The whole thing. |
| 857 | * [[http://youtu.be/PPdzA3oherk?t=9m54s Arin's King of the Ferris Wheel]] |
| 858 | * [[http://youtu.be/PPdzA3oherk?t=10m55s Ross attempts to kill Arin.]] |
| 859 | * [[http://youtu.be/PPdzA3oherk?t=11m34s Barry adds the Matrix.]] |
| 860 | [[/folder]] |
| 861 | |
| 862 | [[folder: Duke Nukem Forever]] |
| 863 | * For the first three episodes Arin has Duke take his time dealing with the aliens and does stuff like play basketball, lift weights, drink beer...watch a man take a massive dump in a stall. |
| 864 | * The Current Conductors, [[https://www.youtube.com/user/egoraptor a pair]] [[https://www.youtube.com/user/RubberNinja of animators,]] react to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AInJz5kI0-g the opening cinematic.]] |
| 865 | -->It's like someone made a ''[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]'' {{Machinima}}! |
| 866 | * [[http://youtu.be/uc2BqfHrqpU?t=1m23s Ross's unusually perceptive moment:]] |
| 867 | -->I like how they're twins so they only had to [[OnlyOneFemaleMold model one person.]] |
| 868 | * [[http://youtu.be/uc2BqfHrqpU?t=2m49s Duke Nukem dancing.]] [[SoBadItsGood Best thing ever.]] |
| 869 | * [[http://youtu.be/129fFVKmdSM?t=30s Look like Duke Nukem fears one thing.]] |
| 870 | * [[http://youtu.be/xF-GVWVShrE?t=1m20s The aliens groping the darkness.]] |
| 871 | * [[http://youtu.be/xF-GVWVShrE?t=5m28s The Grumps repeatedly discover the minigames are better than the main game.]] |
| 872 | [[/folder]] |
| 873 | |
| 874 | [[folder:Divekick]] |
| 875 | * [[http://youtu.be/uj97vy8LLUM?t=6m35s Arin's rightful reaction to Fraud Detection Warning.]] |
| 876 | * [[http://youtu.be/uj97vy8LLUM?t=13m57s Arin's experience with Jefailey.]] |
| 877 | [[/folder]] |
| 878 | |
| 879 | [[folder:Dark Souls II]] |
| 880 | * [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor]] [[http://youtu.be/r5h_TOMAg1I?t=2m16s Palpatine's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGv6cST0eWo wife.]] |
| 881 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYQbwwq5LZg Ross basically having a field day with creating his character cannonsplarts.]] It may have taken up most of the episode time, but it's worth every second. |
| 882 | * In a schadenfreude-laden sense, [[http://youtu.be/DYQbwwq5LZg?t=9m21s the intro where the trio of crones start talking to them.]] Arin [[WrongGenreSavvy preemptively assumes]] it's going to be a big, long ramble of MagiBabble and launches into an improvized, long-winded ClicheStorm of stereotypical fantasy game exposition. Instead, the old women actively mock them to their faces, [[FailedASpotCheck which they completely fail to notice.]] Arin concludes his fantasy ramble just in time to completely miss one of the old women [[BrutalHonesty leveling with him]] to say [[ThisIsGonnaSuck just how many times they're going to die.]] |
| 883 | * [[http://youtu.be/DYQbwwq5LZg?t=10m40s Ross and Arin's reaction to watching cannonsplarts running around in circles.]] It gets even better when [[http://youtu.be/ZsejkhEfZYk?t=10s the character starts twisting and turning while spinning.]] |
| 884 | * [[http://youtu.be/ZsejkhEfZYk?t=4m Ross gets cannonsplarts' first death.]] |
| 885 | * [[http://youtu.be/QfSZTLhgrKo?t=1m30s Ross advises Arin on jumping a ledge.]] |
| 886 | * [[http://youtu.be/5W_985wCY2g?t=9m55s Cannonsplarts leaves a wise message.]] |
| 887 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlw0NQ340Bg Ross]] gives a ColdOpening with TooMuchInformation. |
| 888 | * [[http://youtu.be/UWlEaK7CG_U?t=3m20s "Visions of horse..."]] |
| 889 | * [[http://youtu.be/UWlEaK7CG_U?t=9m40s The "Fresh, Never Frozen" robot.]] |
| 890 | * [[http://youtu.be/3-mOTrsb3kM?t=6m30s Arin's desktop]] [[RuleOfThree is now]] a RunningGag. |
| 891 | * [[http://youtu.be/f4wCknYwigE?t=3m16s Ross summons a pair of phantoms]] to [[SarcasmMode assist him.]] |
| 892 | ** [[http://youtu.be/f4wCknYwigE?t=10m One looks excited to help.]] |
| 893 | * [[http://youtu.be/b4yrdwr773A?t=1m30s Ross gives]] a Spoiler about Cosmos. |
| 894 | * [[http://youtu.be/b4yrdwr773A?t=10m10s Ross' PC gets a close-up.]] |
| 895 | * [[http://youtu.be/hfNmsqdkMuE?t=2m34s An attempt]] to [[RunningGag touch butt]] [[GoneHorriblyWrong goes horribly Wrong.]] |
| 896 | * '''Arin:''' Get ready to get the fuck [[http://youtu.be/KV2wMgW5IsE?t=1m25s out of the way.]] |
| 897 | * [[http://youtu.be/5NXIGisk0nE?t=1m27s Arin's art on display]] leads to [[ItMakesAsMuchSenseInContext living in a suitcase.]] |
| 898 | * [[http://youtu.be/NtVMs617RfA?t=13s Wow, a new dance.]] |
| 899 | * [[http://youtu.be/d_NdW-4IqkY?t=8m36s Hiding in walls]] always helps. |
| 900 | * Ross' [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl reaction]] to [[http://youtu.be/d_NdW-4IqkY?t=9m8s seeing a Darkdweller.]] |
| 901 | * [[http://youtu.be/dDZs-XnPW-A?t=3m11s Old Sphinx Cats]] are UglyCute. |
| 902 | [[/folder]] |
| 903 | |
| 904 | [[folder:Guns of Icarus Online]] |
| 905 | * [[http://youtu.be/VoSl7mXTiy0?t=2m20s One impatient player asks to begin playing]] |
| 906 | -->'''Arin:''' Sorry you have to get your mac & cheese out of the microwave. |
| 907 | * [[http://youtu.be/VoSl7mXTiy0?t=11m Danny & Arin discover the loudspeaker.]] |
| 908 | ** Gets better when [[http://youtu.be/VoSl7mXTiy0?t=14m30s they genuinely try to talk to the enemy.]] |
| 909 | ** Dan asks Portable Dongus [[http://youtu.be/VoSl7mXTiy0?t=16m20s about the obvious.]] |
| 910 | * [[http://youtu.be/VoSl7mXTiy0?t=23m30s The fact Arin, Dan, & Ross are amateurs]] compared to their newbie member Exion. |
| 911 | * [[http://youtu.be/VoSl7mXTiy0?t=36m45s Arin lets one slip by Danny.]] |
| 912 | * The name of their team- Steamy [[CallBack Wolfjob.]] |
| 913 | [[/folder]] |
| 914 | |
| 915 | [[folder:The Last Tinker]] |
| 916 | * The ColdOpening with [[OnlySaneMan Arin]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PemVBN5G8b0 playing with a giant mushroom.]] |
| 917 | * [[http://youtu.be/PemVBN5G8b0?t=6m14s What's with the sun?]] |
| 918 | ** '''WHAT'S WITH EVERYTHING??''' |
| 919 | * [[http://youtu.be/PemVBN5G8b0?t=10m30s What's with that look?]] |
| 920 | * [[http://youtu.be/PemVBN5G8b0?t=18m22s Someone's on a trip.]] |
| 921 | [[/folder]] |
| 922 | |
| 923 | [[folder:Drunken Robot Pornography]] |
| 924 | * [[http://youtu.be/NEYYdNyR2Tg?t=43s Ross prods Arin to play]] because Arin might get motion sick from playing. |
| 925 | * [[http://youtu.be/NEYYdNyR2Tg?t=16m25s Ross laughing]] at the PC saying, [[SarcasmMode "Well, this is relaxing!"]] |
| 926 | [[/folder]] |
| 927 | |
| 928 | [[folder:Blur]] |
| 929 | * [[http://youtu.be/9wryYf1HDhY?t=1m20s Grippy]] the [[LovableSexManiac Butch Kangaroo.]] |
| 930 | * [[http://youtu.be/9wryYf1HDhY?t=7m10s Arin harping on Ross]] about his truck. |
| 931 | * [[http://youtu.be/9wryYf1HDhY?t=16m38s Wanna make it big in Hollywood?]] |
| 932 | [[/folder]] |
| 933 | |
| 934 | [[folder:They Breathe]] |
| 935 | * After two episodes of a somewhat uneasy feeling game Ross swipes Arin's guitar for the outro and proves once again that he has no sense of rhythm. Or guitar playing skills. |
| 936 | * Their [[BigOMG collective OMG]] when [[http://youtu.be/Khg7-n4ialQ?t=55s they try saving the frogs.]] |
| 937 | * Thank God. [[SarcasmMode You found the pause screen.]] |
| 938 | * [[MoodWhiplash They cover]] Music/LaurynHill [[http://youtu.be/Khg7-n4ialQ?t=6m41s so well!]] |
| 939 | * You got [[http://youtu.be/rVNOa9TuYvc?t=1m30s the right stuff!]] |
| 940 | * What [[http://youtu.be/rVNOa9TuYvc?t=4m10s a curious case!]] |
| 941 | [[/folder]] |
| 942 | |
| 943 | [[folder:A Story About My Uncle]] |
| 944 | * [[http://youtu.be/VFJ_LPf547o?t=25s Question:]] [[CallBack Does it have]] Creator/JossWhedon in it? |
| 945 | ** Gets better when they find a suit similar to ComicBook/IronMan. |
| 946 | * '''Danny:''' [[http://youtu.be/VFJ_LPf547o?t=5m20s These are the guys]] who made ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator''? |
| 947 | * The DoubleEntendre of [[http://youtu.be/VFJ_LPf547o?t=7m44s tube food.]] |
| 948 | * The {{Otaku}} [[http://youtu.be/VFJ_LPf547o?t=9m30s Taco.]] |
| 949 | * The possibility [[http://youtu.be/35G1eqzxG70?t=46s the PC's story]] is LifeEmbellished. |
| 950 | * [[http://youtu.be/35G1eqzxG70?t=4m14s The "Straws, Barry" story]] |
| 951 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t564b8MilJQ Ross Uncled over his Uncle.]] |
| 952 | * Ross, [[http://youtu.be/t564b8MilJQ?t=1m20s the expert]] of Fartillery. |
| 953 | * [[http://youtu.be/t564b8MilJQ?t=6m10s His eyes]] follow you where you go. |
| 954 | [[/folder]] |
| 955 | |
| 956 | [[folder:DreadOut]] |
| 957 | * Half of the first episode has the team walking down a never-ending road in the opposite direction of where the story is meant to be happening. |
| 958 | ** They gain an achievement for walking too long-[[AchievementsInIgnorance Olympian Medalist.]] |
| 959 | * The awkward interactions between the main character, Linda, and her best friend Ira. The Grumps interpret their relationship as being [[LesYay more than just friends]]. At one point, the camera shows the two of them talking, cuts away, and then cuts back to them having an intense game of pattycake. |
| 960 | ** During the pattycake game, Linda gets distracted when someone talks to her. Cue Ira slapping her across the face, much to the horror of the group. It then escalates even further. |
| 961 | * Their reactions to any of the scary moments. Or rather, Ross losing his mind at [[JumpScare every thing that's meant to be scary]], regardless of whether or not it's already happened, which then causes Arin and Danny to freak out. |
| 962 | -->'''Danny:''' Did that say "MC Toilet?" |
| 963 | -->'''Arin:''' MC Toil-''(Laughs)'' |
| 964 | -->'''Danny:''' MC Toilet, y'all! |
| 965 | -->''(The Pig Monster they've already encountered peeks it's head through the doorway and gets stuck)'' |
| 966 | -->'''Ross:''' Guys there's some-'''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AGH AAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]''' |
| 967 | -->'''Arin:''' AH! OH GOD! OH FUCK! WHAT HAPPENED!? |
| 968 | -->'''Danny:''' AGH...fuck, dude! |
| 969 | -->'''Ross:''' It can't get in here, it's too big! |
| 970 | -->'''Arin:''' OH MY GOD, THE BOAR! AH, FUCK, IT'S THE PIG! |
| 971 | -->'''Ross:''' ''(Whimpers)'' |
| 972 | -->'''Danny:''' Dammit, dude, it's not scary at all, but you fucking losing your mind, three inches from my head! [...] God, Ross, don't fucking flail and scream like that. |
| 973 | -->'''Arin:''' Yeah. Your, like, foot touched me, and I was like "AAAAH!" |
| 974 | -->'''Danny:''' You caused, like, a domino chain of terror. |
| 975 | -->'''Ross:''' I'm really sorry, I'm not faking this, I fucking hate scary games! |
| 976 | ** Then there's their encounter(s) with the Sundel Bolong, a banshee-like ghost with [[RedEyesTakeWarning glowing red eyes]] and [[StringyHairedGhostGirl long white hair]]. |
| 977 | -->'''Ross:''' Hey, you're near something. |
| 978 | -->''(Arin holds up the camera, revealing the Sundel Bolong, [[JumpScare which immediately screams into their face]])'' |
| 979 | -->'''All:''' '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!''' |
| 980 | -->'''Arin:''' All right! Okay! |
| 981 | -->'''Danny:''' What the ''fuck'', dude!? Okay, that was- |
| 982 | -->''(It screams in their face again)'' |
| 983 | -->'''All:''' '''AAAAAAAAGH!''' ''(Ross whimpers)'' |
| 984 | -->'''Danny:''' Stop! ''Stop going there!'' |
| 985 | -->'''Arin:''' I'm trying, I'm trying! |
| 986 | -->'''Ross:''' Quick, take a picture of it! |
| 987 | -->'''Danny:''' God DAMMIT, Arin! Uuuuugh! I hate this. |
| 988 | -->''(Arin pulls out the camera again and walks forward, revealing no ghost)'' |
| 989 | -->'''Arin:''' ''(Nervously)'' [[TakeAMomentToCatchYourDeath Nobody here!]] |
| 990 | -->'''Ross:''' [[EnemyRisingBehind I think it's behind you.]] |
| 991 | -->''(Arin turns around. It was. [[RuleOfThree It screams again]])'' |
| 992 | -->'''All:''' '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!''' |
| 993 | * [[http://youtu.be/0SzPXKtWqfg?&t=2m10s Arin recognizes the dancing papers]] as the intro to Goosebumps. |
| 994 | * Never leave Arin & Ross [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhr5bg0GjK8 alone in the room.]] |
| 995 | * The ghost of VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog [[http://youtu.be/Q_HKfC5FW_8?&t=10m31s stops by.]] |
| 996 | * [[http://youtu.be/Q_HKfC5FW_8?t=10m31s "That bitch]] [[EvenEvilHasStandards is scary!"]] |
| 997 | * [[http://youtu.be/rA-gzHP7--I?t=7m50s The Grumps discover]] [[CutenessProximity a black cat.]] |
| 998 | * Fighting for your [[http://youtu.be/rA-gzHP7--I?&t=11m right to...]] |
| 999 | * Part 8 starts pretty tame, but quickly escalates right into scary town. Strangely, Ross doesn't scream. |
| 1000 | --> '''Ross:''' I didn't even scream, I just think I crapped myself instead. |
| 1001 | ** Moments later: |
| 1002 | --> '''Danny''': That was...Arin flinched, I started screaming and pulled my hair down in front of my eyes, and Ross just silently shat himself. |
| 1003 | * [[http://youtu.be/esWI_ZL0cvI?&t=12m10s At the end of episode 7]] Arin and Danny go to take a leak leaving Ross all alone. He entertains himself in various ways for the following four minutes. What sells it is Barry's disclaimer. |
| 1004 | --> '''Barry:''' ''This is literally just four minutes of Ross amusing himself while Arin and Dan pee. Just so you know exactly what you're getting yourself into.'' |
| 1005 | ** And then Arin and Danny return. |
| 1006 | --> ''*Door opens as Danny laughs*'' |
| 1007 | --> '''Arin:''' --they fuck each other and there's another dick hanging down. |
| 1008 | --> '''Ross:''' Guys, alright. You're in a room, you're surrounded, there's no way out, guys with guns everywhere. This is what you do. ''*Starts rapidly firing a toy gun complete with laser sound effects*'' |
| 1009 | --> ''*Arin and Danny laugh*'' [[note]]From the audio it sounds like Ross was flailing about like a spaz as he fired.[[/note]] |
| 1010 | --> '''Arin:''' And then ''you'' die immediately. |
| 1011 | --> '''Danny:''' You cracked the code, Ross. |
| 1012 | * [[RunningGag Hey, a fourth look at]] [[http://youtu.be/SGSwIB1tcss?&t=2m40s Arin's computer.]] |
| 1013 | * They end the game [[http://youtu.be/4dCg7xCKuNE?t=12m on changing Linda's clothes]] in the back of the van. |
| 1014 | [[/folder]] |
| 1015 | |
| 1016 | [[folder:The Graveyard]] |
| 1017 | * Things proceed well for what the Grumps believe to be a "granny simulator", complete with [[MundaneMadeAwesome turning something as simple as sitting on a bench into something grand and epic]]... Then the singing begins and the granny dies, causing the most hilarious reactions of all. |
| 1018 | * [[http://youtu.be/cqySMFyeyCk?t=9s The Grumps recreate]] how they're [[DeathGlare staring at Dan.]] |
| 1019 | [[/folder]] |
| 1020 | |
| 1021 | [[folder:Goat Simulator ELECTRIC BOOGALOO]] |
| 1022 | * [[Literature/WhenWorldsCollide When]] [[http://youtu.be/wOTyflPQ2J8?t=2m30s goats collide...]] |
| 1023 | * '''Danny:''' [[http://youtu.be/wOTyflPQ2J8?t=10m God,]] [[ICallHimMisterHappy my guy]] [[Music/NinjaSexParty is]] [[FridgeBrilliance so]] [[BiggerIsBetterInBed floppy!]] |
| 1024 | * [[http://youtu.be/wOTyflPQ2J8?t=21m30s The Grumps tries restarting the game.]] |
| 1025 | -->'''Danny:''' Sweet! Capture the Flag! |
| 1026 | * [[http://youtu.be/wOTyflPQ2J8?t=25m30s Ross vs. a flying helicopter.]] The winner: Ross by [[http://youtu.be/wOTyflPQ2J8?t=29m30s a DeadMau5.]] |
| 1027 | ** Creator/JossWhedon [[http://youtu.be/wOTyflPQ2J8?t=32m at the club!]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRUsKFBlE0Y Ooo ooo!]] |
| 1028 | ** [[http://youtu.be/wOTyflPQ2J8?t=35m The new smash hit]] - [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Wet Nana!]] |
| 1029 | * [[http://youtu.be/wOTyflPQ2J8?t=38m55s The one time]] they legitimately try riding the roller coaster. |
| 1030 | [[/folder]] |
| 1031 | |
| 1032 | [[folder:Super Amazing Wagon Adventure]] |
| 1033 | * Derny, Errin and Rers. |
| 1034 | ** Ross keeps suggesting they name one of their characters "Frumplesnatch". |
| 1035 | * The first time they encounter the bandits: |
| 1036 | -->'''Danny''': Eat them! Eat them!\ |
| 1037 | '''Ross''': Eat the ''[[ImAHumanitarian people]]''?\ |
| 1038 | '''Danny''': [[BluntYes Yeah]]! |
| 1039 | * [[http://youtu.be/TE-g9NVpFIo?t=3m18s Danny discovers how]] awesome the game is. |
| 1040 | -->"[[{{Understatement}} This is different than the Oregon Trail!]]" |
| 1041 | * [[http://youtu.be/q8vocYjwSIU?t=30s This aerial weapon's]] appropraite [[SchizoTech in the Old West.]] |
| 1042 | * Dan wishes to replace [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgSwD4j8v1c one masterpiece]] [[http://youtu.be/q8vocYjwSIU?t=8m25s with another.]] |
| 1043 | [[/folder]] |
| 1044 | |
| 1045 | [[folder:Pony World 3]] |
| 1046 | * Ross spending nearly all the money they start out with on skateboards. |
| 1047 | -->'''Danny''': Why did you buy so many skateboards!? You had, like, $10,000!\ |
| 1048 | '''Ross''': I didnt know we needed it. |
| 1049 | ** Then later... |
| 1050 | -->'''Ross''': I CANT FUCKING EAT! I WASTED ALL MY MONEY ON SKATEBOARDS! |
| 1051 | * After Ross fails a mini-game, the game gives him some pathetic LosingHorns which Danny imitates. |
| 1052 | * Ross tries to talk to a pony by the name of Joshua. When the game interrupts him with an information message, Joshua runs off. |
| 1053 | -->'''Danny''': What the fuck happened to Joshua!? |
| 1054 | [[/folder]] |
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