Line #5 Funny/SpiceWorld


1	* "[[WhatHappenedToTheMouse What happened to the bomb on the bus?]]" ''cue loud explosion and the Girls looking off-screen nervously''
2	* "I love these girls, I would do anything for 'em. [[Music/{{Meatloaf}} But I won't do that.]]"
3	* The flash forward to the girls as mothers: Geri at an ironing board with a Union Jack cover, Emma heavily pregnant and holding a lolly, Victoria on the gin, Mel B cooking, and a fat Mel C on an exercise bike.
4	--> '''Geri''': How my Gloria gets her clothes so dirty, I'll never know, bless her.
5	--> '''Emma''': Oh, my poor back!
6	--> '''Mel B''': I don't know how you can have any more of them kids. You got six already.
7	--> '''Emma''': Is it six? Well, they're so cute when they're little, and then they grow up to be real little bleeders.
8	--> '''Victoria''': Thank God for boarding school. I only see mine once a month.
9	--> '''Mel C''': You know, I say to mine, go to college, get yourself a proper job. Does he listen?
10	--> '''Mel B''': They never do, though. Kids today don't know how LUCKY THEY ARE!
11	--> (The song "Mama" plays loudly from upstairs)
12	--> '''Geri''': Brucey, Demi! Will you turn that bloody racket down?!
13	* When the girls are brought to Mr. Step's Boot Camp, they all walk out to the course dressed in army gear...except Victoria who's wearing a cocktail dress (albeit with a camouflage print) and platform shoes. Naturally, she half-asses the obstacle course.
14	* Creator/StephenFry as a judge:
15	--> '''Judge''': Melvin B, Emma, Melvin C, Victoria, Geri (pronounced with a hard G). You have been found guilty of releasing a single which is by no means as kicking as your previous records. Nor does it have such a wicked, dirty, fat, bassline. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at number 179, before dropping straight out the following week. Furthermore, you are sentenced to twenty years of appearing on cheesy chat shows in Taiwan, talking about how you used to be famous. And may God have mercy on your lip gloss. (Bangs gavel) Call Music/GaryBarlow.
16	* When the aliens appear, one of them extends his hand...to grab Mel B's boobs. Another angrily says "I told you, shake HANDS!"
17	** When asked to give an autograph for one of the alien's brother', Music/MelanieC asks of TheUnpronouncable name - "is that three or four ks?"
18	*** Which Emma then correctly tells her that it's four.
19	** Victoria is asked to autograph an alien's belly while Geri gives another a big kiss.
20	** And when they first appear...
21	--->'''Alien 1:''' It's them. There's the little blonde one.\
22	'''Alien 2:''' You said that already. And that time it was a sheep!
23	* The ImagineSpot featuring an Creator/AgathaChristie parody. The detective is investigating a murder and he comes to Emma who looks incredibly suspicious and has a gun and bandoleer beside her. Then she smiles sweetly and he immediately names someone else as the culprit.
24	** Which turns into a ChekhovsGun later when Emma uses the power of her smile to get the policeman to forgive them for all the road rage they've caused.
25	* The sight of '''Victoria''' being the one driving the tour bus across London.
26	** And the fact that she DrivesLikeCrazy to boot.
27	* The intentional SpecialEffectsFailure of the bus going over the drawbridge, as represented by a tiny wind-up double-decker bus going over a tiny model of Tower Bridge that doesn't even try to look convincing.
28	* The RunningGag about "the little Gucci dress."
29	* During the Milan concert rehearsal, a group of shirtless men walks and dances behind the girls, as it was planned for the show though the girls weren't told about it. Unfamiliar with Italian standards, the girls ordered the rehearsal as they wanted a family-originated show. Out of all the girls, Victoria is the one laughing at the men and quips
30	-->'''Victoria''': I know you said that was going to be tacky. This is tacky!
31	** Later at the show we find out their managers reached a compromise, so the men have full suits but turning around [[https://youtu.be/yxCbaijlJ-8 reveals they essentially have assless chaps]].
32	** Emma can then be seen talking to one of the shirtless men, listing all the teddies she has on her bed. She finishes by clarifying "[[ParentalBonus so there's just not enough room for you, mate.]]"
33	* The girls in hospital are shown a comatose boy called Malcolm, who they decide to be with. Victoria forgets the difference between deaf and comatose and declares [[SuddenlyShouting "and I'm Victoria, Malcolm!"]]
34	** They sarcastically suggest Geri flash her boobs to get him to wake up. Malcolm's eyes instantly snap open.
35	* Kevin tries to manufacture a scandal out of a QuoteMine of Geri asking "[[IsTheAnswerToThisQuestionYes Is the Pope Catholic?]]", which apparently ''works'' at least for a few minutes.
36	-->'''Peter Sissons''': Church leaders have reacted with shock to reports that the Spice Girls have cast doubt on the religious convictions of the Pope. A Vatican spokesman said the pontiff was hurt and confused by the suggestion that he might not be Catholic. We asked the Bishop of Candleford what he thought.\

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