Line #13 Funny/Sixteen


1	* Jude doing pretty much anything.
2	** "Who needs a blender when you've got ''an industrial strength fan!''"
3	** When Jonesy demonstrates the proper mechanics of kissing a chick, Jude gets a little caught up in the moment, and ''full on kisses him!''
4	** When the guys are watching boring security videos and then come across a parody of Music/FatboySlim's "Weapon of Choice" video where Ron starts dancing around the mall and eventually flies. Cut to the guys staring at the screen, [[JawDrop jaws dropped]].
5	* The look on Nikki's face when a new girl who resembles the Clones wants a job at the Khaki Barn and they start talking.
6	-->'''Nikki:''' They're breeding.
7	* The toilet incident in "Boo, Dude".
8	* The [[ItMakesSenseInContext boob bowl]] from "Unhappy Anniversary", ''and'' the fact that Cartoon Network [[RefugeInAudacity aired the episode uncut]]! The ''Film/Ghost1990'' ShoutOut, complete with [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong "Unchained Melody"]] soundalike, counts as well.
9	* During a Christmas episode, Wyatt [[MustHaveCaffeine hasn't had his caffeine for the day]], so when Jen and Caitlin show up in silly Santa hats, all he can say is, "If I wasn't so tired I'd be laughing at those hats."
10	* In one of the Christmas specials, Wayne refuses to set up a Christmas movie display. Wyatt argues that they should have one, as watching Christmas movies is a yearly ritual for many people. Wayne's response?
11	-->'''Wayne:''' "Getting a colonoscopy is a yearly ritual for many people too, but that doesn't mean I want a colonoscopy display in my store."
12	* When Nikki wants to get out of helping a customer in "Over Exposed", she throws some BlatantLies at him.
13	-->'''Stuart Goldstein:''' "Excuse me." ''[He is ignored.]'' "Uh, miss?"\
14	'''Nikki:''' "[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Sorry, I don't speak English]]."\
15	'''Stuart Goldstein:''' "Yes, I'm looking for a cardigan? It's a warm–"\
16	'''Nikki:''' "Um, I'm really sorry. I have no idea what you're saying."\
17	'''Chrissy:''' "Nikki, could you join us?"\
18	'''Nikki:''' "Excuse us." ''[She follows Chrissy.]''\
19	'''Stuart Goldstein:''' ''[annoyed]'' "[[CaptainObvious That sounded like English to me.]]"
20	* DeadpanSnarker Nikki gets in a couple in "The New Jonesy" in response to her boyfriend's posturing.
21	** When Jonesy gets a job as the "after" in a before-and-after cosmetics campaign:
22	-->'''Jonesy:''' "Not face cream, man gel. Part of Huntington's new line of male products. They're launching a before-and-after campaign, and I landed the gig as the after, natch."\
23	'''Nikki:''' ''[snickering]'' "More like the ''morning'' after."
24	** After Jonesy learns that Jen likes him:
25	-->'''Jonesy:''' "You're totally jonesing for Jonesy! Once you've got it, there's no cure for Jonesy fever."\
26	'''Nikki:''' "How about penicillin?"
27	** Once again, after bumping into Jen:
28	-->'''Jonesy:''' "Whoa, careful! Hands off there, Jen. You may have the hots for the Jonesmiester, but the slab of gorgeous man-meat you see before you is taken."\
29	'''Nikki:''' ''[tossing her hot dog away]'' "And there goes my lunch."
30	* Tim's first appearance when he interviews Wyatt, providing one of the most dry and uncomfortably tense moments in the series, making it all the stranger that it ends up working weirdly well for both of them.
31	-->'''Tim:''' 'Hi Wyatt, I'm Tim.\
32	'''Wyatt:''' Hi, Tim!\
33	'''Tim:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Did I tell you that you could call me Tim?]]\
34	'''Wyatt:''' Well, that was how you introduced your–\
35	'''Tim:''' [[InsistentTerminology You can call me "Sir"]]. Wyatt, there are three ways to do things here: the right way, the wrong way, and my way."\
36	'''Wyatt:''' Is your way the right way?\
37	'''Tim:''' Absolutely.\
38	'''Wyatt:''' So...wouldn't there just be two ways to do things then?\
39	'''Tim:''' ''[standing up]'' Oh, I'm sorry. Are you interviewing me today? Because I thought I was interviewing you. ''[calling to the employees]'' I don't hear any singing!\
40	'''Employees:''' ''[singing]'' My burger lies over the ocean/My burger lies over the sea/And if I could send you my burger/How yummy and tasty it'd be!\
41	'''Tim:''' Do you like music, Wyatt?\
42	'''Wyatt:''' Actually I sing, play guitar, and write my own songs!\
43	'''Tim:''' Are you going to answer my question or just waste my time?\
44	'''Wyatt:''' ''[timidly]'' I like music.\
45	'''Tim:''' Good. Some people think it's silly to sing for the customers. Do you think it's silly to sing for the customers?\
46	'''Wyatt:''' Uh...no.\
47	'''Tim:''' [[BrutalHonesty I do]]. I think it's silly to sing for the customers. That's why we don't.\
48	'''Wyatt:''' ''[confused]'' You don't?\
49	'''Tim:''' No. We don't. We sing for ''the meat''. You talk to a houseplant and it grows faster. Fact! You sing to meat, it tastes better. Also fact. This is the Burger Bible, it has all of our songs in it. Learn them. ''[calling to the employees]'' Let's get that singing 8% louder, people! ''[to Wyatt]'' You start tomorrow.
50	** Also, from the same episode, this interaction with Jonesy over Jonesy wanting to work the register:
51	-->'''Tim:''' "If you got a job at the airport, they wouldn't let you fly a plane."\
52	'''Jonesy:''' "They would if I was a pilot!"\
53	'''Tim:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker Are you a pilot, Jonesy?]]"
54	* Ron trying to sell a blouse in "The New Guy".
55	-->'''Ron:''' "Great choice, ma'am. That dress is good for so many reasons. It's sleeveless, making it great for grappling and close combat. And the lining makes great compression bandages for seeping wounds." ''[holding out a pair of pantyhose]'' "Get a pair of these, and you can use them as a garrote. You're all set for urban assault, soldier!"
56	** Also, when he tries to get Wyatt back together with Serena.
57	-->'''Ron:''' "[[Film/FullMetalJacket What is your major malfunction, soldier!]] He loves you! So fall back in love with him! Do you hear me!"\
58	''[Serena runs out of the store screaming.]''\
59	'''Wyatt:''' ''[ashamed]'' "Serena!"\
60	'''Ron:''' "You can thank me later."
61	** Another Ron example, this one from the third season's "Mr. and Mr. Perfect":
62	-->'''Ron:''' ''[trying to woo Yummy Mummy]'' "You smell very nice. Like, uh, flowers and oranges and burning rubber!"\
63	''[Yummy Mummy gasps and slaps Ron across his face before storming off.]''\
64	'''Ron:''' ''[desperate]'' "[[Film/ApocalypseNow I love the scent of burning rubber in the morning!]]" ''[to [[BrattyHalfPint Stanley]]]'' "Tell me, young man, what's your mom looking for in a romantic relationship?"\
65	''[Stanley kicks Ron in the shin.]''\
66	'''Stanley:''' ''[running after his mother]'' "Loser!!"
67	* Jude has been sitting in a tent next to the payphone for hours (long story) until he goes completely insane and makes puppets of his friends and impersonates them: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UGem4At-Js&t=0m30s Watch]]:
68	-->'''"Caitlin"''': I'm Caitlin! I'm soooo pretty!
69	-->'''"Jen"''': Hey Caitlin, can I give you some advice? 'Cause I'm Jen, and I like to boss everyone around!
70	-->'''"Wyatt"''': I could really use some coffee, bro.
71	-->'''"Jonesey"''': I have no job! Buy me one, too!
72	-->'''"Nikki"''': Broke again, huh, Jonesey? What a surprise!
73	-->''(Jude starts laughing in a crazy way.)''
74	* In one episode, Nikki sums up everyone's relationship statuses and ends it with "Caitlin [[SerialRomeo always has someone on the go]]".
75	* In "The New Jonesy," Jen spends a good ''thirty minutes'' laughing her head off after Nikki asks her if she has feelings for Jonesy. She only stops after Coach Halder tells her that she's "not paid to laugh."
76	* In "Wrestlemania", Nikki has her dress caught in an escalator and it gets torn off, leaving her standing there in her underwear just as her ex bumps into her.
77	* "How The Rent A Cop Stole Christmas" has one of the most inappropriately hilarious jokes on the show. Jonesy finds the perfect gift for Nikki, a travel atlas, and puts it down at the wrapping station with a note saying "Hoping we can use this together one day". What would be a heartwarming sentiment is ruined when Ron accidentally drives his vehicle into the wrapping station knocking the note over to the gift below it seconds before Nikki's mom found it. What gift did it land on? [[ChekhovsGag The edible candy cane underwear Nikki had mentioned seeing a guy get for his girlfriend earlier]]. Needless to say, Jonesy is in deep shit with both Nikki and her mom.

Context Funny / Sixteen