Line #53 Funny/SgtFrogAbridged


1	* Momoka screaming "STATUE!!!"
2	* Keroro scrubbing what looks like a cupboard in Episode 2:
3	--> "I FUCKING LOVE CLEANING! ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!'' sets cupboard on fire"
4	* Mois pointing out the obvious in episode 5. "You look like me!"
5	** Keroro and Tamama's phone call. Pretty much the entire thing.
6	--> '''Keroro''': You got stuck.
7	--> '''Tamama''': Mhm.
8	--> '''Keroro''': Well where are you?
9	--> '''Tamama''': I'm locked inside a car.
10	--> '''Keroro''': Alright, don't worry. I'll come over an- what.
11	--> '''Tamama''': I'm locked inside a car.
12	--> '''Keroro''': ...Hun? Think about what you said for a minute.
13	--> '''Tamama''': I said I'm locked insi-Ooooh, I see what's wrong!
14	--> '''Keroro''': Good!
15	--> '''Tamama''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Click]] Okay now I'm locked. Come and get me, Sarge!~
16	--> '''Keroro''': ... He's worth it. He's worth it.
17	* The disappointing lottery numbers in episode 6. "Four, four, four, four, ssssssssffffffNINE" "FUCK IT ALL!"
18	* Weapons spelled Backwards is Toys....Okay it's snopaew.
19	* "I'm a big kid now!" from Ep. 7.....just......
20	* Episode 8: "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL HELLO? DOES IT HAVE AN H? WHAT THE FUCK'S AN H?"
21	* "I'll be the hero! G.I [=JOOOOOOoeeeeeee=]..."
22	* Giroro after he tried to color an entire animation by himself.
23	* "DO THE CAN-CAN LIKE A TWAT!"
24	* Episode 9:
25	-->'''[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOONE?!]]''' [[MoodWhiplash Oh well.]] Talking doughnut, it's just you and me.
26	-->''beat''
27	-->''nom'' '''[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOONE?!]]'''
28	* Keroro's entire dealing with [[spoiler:Tamama's true gender]] in episode 11.
29	-->''hiding in a file cabinet "Oh hello...this is my roommate Carl. Don't talk to him, he is penis."''
30	* [[TheScrappy Joriri]] is practically [[OneSceneWonder a walking CMOF all on his own]]. Some of his advice consists of:
31	-->"Less talking, more walking. Unless you're on a island. Cause you're gonna fucking drown."
32	-->'''Young Zeroro''': "Can you be my new daddy?" '''Joriri''': "If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd smell ''really'' bad." '''Young Giroro''': "You already do." '''Joriri''': "I'm rich."
33	-->"You kids know about E-Z Bake Ovens? Well I tried to make 'em difficult. I failed."
34	-->"Remember to live your life like a sea urchin: Fuckin' ridiculous." '''Kids''': "[[CreepyMonotone Ridiculous.]]"
35	-->"Volcanoes erupt once every year, just like having sex with me, 'cept less people die."
36	-->"A library book, or as I like to call it, a reading cocktease."
37	-->"I don't understand water wings. Every time I throw a bird into a lake, they drown."
38	-->"Don't worry kids, I run a lemonade stand. And when I run out of lemons, that leads to violence."
39	-->"Look young man, may I call you young man? I would rather not. Listen: you'll find yourself interested in many different men and women, and sometimes you'll find yourself driving backwards to your son's wedding. But remember this: the sun doesn't set on love. It just questions why you showed up to a wedding wearing nothing but two socks and a chain wallet. Now get out there and get me a wife."
40	-->"I used to find Yo' Mama jokes were funny. Now I just find 'em in my sleeping bag."
41	-->"Sometimes I get lost in thought. What's the best route out of "I wonder what dirt tastes like"?"
42	* Episode 4: "Yep, there goes my motor skills...and my sex drive." "I'LL REBUILD IT IF IT KILLS ME!"
43	* Episode 15. Aki curing Keroro of his disease.
44	-->''Aki:'' "Put this in your mouth..."
45	-->''Keroro:'' beat AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
46	-->''Aki:'' "That's called a bleeding! It's how they treated the black plague."
47	-->''Keroro:'' "WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD HELP?!"
48	* Episode 11: Pururu asks Dororo about how he could possibly have every known virus, germ, parasite and cancer and still be remotely fine:
49	-->'''Pururu:''' "How is this even possible...?"
50	-->'''Dororo:''' "Oh you know, I eat my vegetables."
51	-->'''Pururu:''' "What kind of fucking vegetables could do that?!"
52	-->'''Dororo:''' "God broccoli."
53	-->''(beat)''
54	-->'''Pururu:''' "...'God broccoli'."
55	-->'''Dororo:''' "What? It's a good vegetable."
56	* Upon Dororo seeing Zoruru:
57	-->'''Dororo:''' "ARE YOU ROBOCOP?!"
58	-->'''Keroro:''' "...Wow, Dororo. You're an ''ass''."
59	-->'''Mois:''' "Well, is he?"
60	-->'''Zoruru:''' "Someone...Is finally...Unaware of me...''Thank you.''" ''(disappears)''
61	* Let's face it, seeing Giroro's older brother Garuru think Keroro is some sort of tactical mastermind who has bested him at virtually every turn was pretty funny.
62	* The song Giroro wrote for Natsumi when he had a crush on her.

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