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4!! ''Scary Movie''
5* The entire opening where Ghostface stalks Drew Decker (played by Carmen Electra).
6** Ghostface shows her that he's got her boyfriend tied up outside, only for her to say that it's not her boyfriend, just a guy she's cheating on him with. Extra funny in that Ghostface refers to the boyfriend wearing makeup and dressing like a woman -- a direct reference to Carmen Electra's real life boyfriend Dennis Rodman, who did this for publicity stunts. But then his captive is revealed to be Music/{{Prince}} instead.
7** Someone rings the doorbell, and Drew, thinking Ghostface is coming for her, opens the door and attacks with a baseball bat. Unfortunately, it was just a group of kids trick or treating. Drew awkwardly apologizes and throws some candy at their broken bodies.
8** Ghostface corners her at the door, and she grabs a weapon from the table next to her, which contains a gun, a knife, a ''grenade''... and a banana. Guess which she picks?
9*** Outside, Drew comes across two signs: one marked "safety" and one marked "death". Again, [[TooDumbToLive you can guess which one she picks]].
10** When Ghostface chases her out of the house and across the lawn, he accidentally rips off her blouse and skirt while trying to grab her, and Drew indulges in a rather out of place MsFanservice moment while running through the lawn sprinklers in sexy lingerie, only for Ghostface to catch up and stab her in the breast... only to react with disgust when he notices he accidentally got one of her silicone implants stuck on his knife.
11** While stumbling out into the road looking for help, Drew is accidentally run over by her father, who was distracted by his wife giving him oral sex in the car.
12* [[Advertising/WazzUp "WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oL7v7PLac That is all.]]
13** Ghostface's ExpressiveMask, both in this segment and when he gets high with Shorty later on.
14* The epilogue with Doofy and the vacuum cleaner.
15* When Cindy and Bobby are talking in the cafeteria, you may think that Cindy is talking about her mother's death and that she won't come back, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieLuRiaIxYU but...]]
16* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UOEmxzXRY Brenda's karmic death.]]
17* Ghostface being spotted behind the couch by Cindy. He gets exasperated and tells her to turn around while he looks for a new hiding spot. His first choice? Under the rug. He is fully underneath it before he realises it won't work.
18-->'''Ghostface:''' (pleased with himself) Yeaaah... (reality sets in) No, no.
19* This exchange:
20-->'''Reporter:''' What would your last words to her be?
21-->'''Shorty:''' RUN, BITCH! RUUUUUN!!!!
22** The German dub makes it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLmLNx_9A80 even funnier.]]
23* The entire flashback scene to "Last Halloween". Namely Buffy running up and finding the boot of the fisherman.
24-->'''Buffy:''' OH MY GOD, WE HIT A BOOT!
25-->'''Greg:''' WHERES the FOOT??!!!
26** This exchange when they're about to get rid of the body.
27--->'''Greg:''' I'll grab one arm.\
28'''Bobby:''' I'll grab his other arm.\
29'''Ray:''' I'll grab his ass.
30** Before they throw him into the ocean, they decide to steal his possessions:
31--->'''Cindy:''' Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?\
32'''Buffy:''' For what?\
33'''Brenda:''' Oh shit, he might have some money... We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass.
34* The pageant singer definitely has a big [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments CMoF]]:
35--> Here she comes, Miss Teen, she's so fine! [[BuxomBeautyStandard Such lovely tits!]] And a great behind! There she is, [[IntercourseWithYou doggy style]], ''anytiiime''! From behind, behind, and ''behiiind''! Oh, there she is, she wants [[IntercourseWithYou sixty-nine]]!
36* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF0GO6kRABE Reporting live on Black TV]]: [[BlackDudeDiesFirst white folks are dead]] [[GenreSavvy and we getting the fuck outta here!]]"
37* Cindy tries to be nice to a homeless person.
38--> '''Homeless Man''': You got a dollar?
39--> '''Buffy''': Get away from me, you bum!
40--> '''Cindy''': Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
41--> '''Homeless Man''': I said a dollar, bitch! ''(hits her with the sandwich)''
42* Shorty ComicallyMissingThePoint moments after the killer murders all his friends during a free style rap jam.
43--> '''Shorty''': Yo... that was the illest rhyme I've ever seen, son! ''(laughs hysterically)''
44** Shorty's OddFriendship with the killer is so oddly [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming]], it's funny.
45* The teacher pushes the annoying school-loving nerd girl and tells her to "[[BigShutUp Shut the fuck up!]]"
46* Greg tries to intimidate Cindy to keep quiet about their accidental murder a year before, only for his roughness to quickly escalate into just beating the crap out of her without letting her get a word out.
47* Buffy mocking the killer (similar to Tatum in ''Film/{{Scream}}''), EVEN getting stabbed in the gut, ''breaking her own leg'', and getting decapitated! Buffy still [[DefiantToTheEnd won't stop talking,]] even ''after'' she was decapitated! Because she keeps running her mouth, the killer promptly punches himself in the head a couple of times and drops her into the lost and found bin.
48** The Killer [[ThatsGottaHurt cringing at Buffy breaking her leg]]. Made funny because this is the same guy who will apparently make a winter coat out of someone's foreskin.
49* When Cindy is in class and looks out the window to see the Killer there, she looks away and the Killer quickly books it behind a nearby tree parodying a StealthHiBye a'la''Film/{{Halloween|1978}}''.
50* Gail [[DisproportionateRetribution shooting]] a teenager who keeps annoying her when she's filming the first news report in the movie.
51* Ray's insanely CampGay behavior throughout the entire movie, only for him to insist that he's not gay at the end, despite Bobby claiming they had "experimented".
52--> '''Ray''': Woah woah, first of all, ''you'' sucked ''my'' dick!
53* The scene where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw7xjHBJOvs Gail meets Ghostface]]. Starts as a parody of ''[[WorstNewsJudgmentEver TMZ]]'', before abruptly switching into one of ''Film/TheBlairWitchProject'', complete with found footage POV, shaky camerawork, and [[MemeticMutation snot]].
54--> '''Gail:''' I'm so scared...(''snots start to drip'')...I just wanna say...to the family of my cameraman...I'm so sorry...This was my interview...My story...It's all my fault...(''[[ToiletHumor snots intensify]]'')
55** Before that, Ghostface really tears it into Gail.
56--> '''Ghostface:''' You got a lot of nerve coming here! I'm just trying to do my job! Get the camera off me right now!
57--> '''Gail:''' No! Keep rolling, Kenny!
58--> '''Ghostface:''' You're dead, bitch! I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass! Get the camera off me!
59* When Greg winds up dead, Buffy insists she saw it occur. Her friends disbelieve her... all while in the background the killer is very noisily and blatantly trying to shove the body into a trash can.
60* Brenda's murder at the movie theater, not by Ghostface, but by the ''audience'', as revenge for years of obnoxious behavior at the movies. One of her killers is a ''Buddhist monk!'' Hell, even ''Mother Teresa'' and the ''Pope'' beat her up!
61* The after-credits tape that was recorded by Shorty saying that he might be dead by now. He lists a bunch of tips that sound like survival tips against the killer, but then it turns out him and his friends were just going to ''steal a bunch of snacks from a gas station and make a run for it.''
62--->'''Shorty:''' Yo, if y'all are watching this tape right now, that means I didn't make it. If I'm a prisoner or worse, dead. Anyhow, I'm gonna tell you the rules to survive this situation. Rule number 1: you gotta be quick. Rule number 2: DON'T fall down. And rule number 3: whatever you do, NEVER LOOK BACK! Y'all wish me luck... SNATCH AND RUN, Y'ALL! ''(Shorty and his friends proceed to rob a gas station of its snacks, with the station attendant cursing them out and shooting after them with a pistol)''
63* ''"ButWaitTheresMore"'' Not because of the quote, but because of the voice of who said it.
64* Cindy accidentally encouraging a teacher to commit suicide.
65-->'''Cindy:''' What are you waiting for, huh?! What are you waiting for?! What are you waiting for?! What are you waiting for?!
66-->'''Teacher:''' What am I waiting for? WHAT AM I WAITING FOR?! ''FUCK YOU!!!''
67* Greg cheering for Buffy at the beauty pageant and being joined [[ReallyGetsAround by her other suitors]].
68-->'''Greg:''' That's my girl! That's my girlfriend!
69-->'''Random Guy 1:''' Yeah, that's my girlfriend too!
70-->'''Greg:''' Hey kiss my ass!
71-->'''Random Guy 2:''' Yeah, I'm hitting that too! Alright Buffy!
72-->'''Greg:''' Shut the hell up, man!
73-->'''Random Guy 3:''' Oh yeah, man! Best pussy I ever had!
74-->'''Greg:''' What what what, you want a piece of me?!
75* Cindy, following the usual "Scream"formula of using possessions as artillery, along with throwing a vase, then a bicycle, throws an old lady(her grandma) down the stairs to slow down Ghostface. And then she pushes a piano down the stairs at him, with Ghostface(hilariously) running and pumping his arms as he flees the rolling piano, with the piano hitting her grandma instead.
76* During Ray's reveal, his voice changer malfunctions, so his first "Surprise" comes out in a female voice, much to his annoyance.
77[[/folder]]
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79[[folder:Scary Movie 2]]
80!! ''Scary Movie 2''
81* Cindy starts singing along to Vitamin C's "Graduation (Friends Forever)" so badly that Vitamin C herself through the radio tells her to "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDopm0y_BsM shut the fuck up]]."
82* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLvU_6PCvao "My germs." "My germs!" "My germs!!"]]
83** On the same note, Hanson's "strong hand" and his VolleyingInsults with Dwight.
84--->'''Hanson''': I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away... '''walk''' away.
85* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9orD-iW120 Marijuana scene]].
86* Ray is attacked by a certain MonsterClown... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLQeBFmPuSU but then turns the table on it]]
87* Ray asks Brenda to talk dirty to him. Her response?
88-->'''Brenda:''' I'ma piss on your face, and I'ma fart in your mouth! Yeah, and I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!
89--> '''Ray:''' ''(disgusted)'' Hey!
90--> '''Brenda:''' ...Too dirty?
91* The parrot. That is all.
92* Cindy reading the diary. "I suspect Hugh is having an affair with our babysitter Victoria. That must be why he keeps her around because we have no children."
93* The scene parodying ''Film/WhatLiesBeneath'':
94-->'''Cindy:''' I think she suspects something.\
95'''Professor Oldman:''' Who?\
96'''Ray Wilkins:''' ''(in drag)'' Your wife.\
97'''Professor Oldman:''' AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
98* "''Beetlejuice in the House! This is your brain on drugs.''"
99* Brenda's reaction to the LetsSplitUpGang trope, resulting in all the white people in one group, and [[BlackDudeDiesFirst leaving the black people in the other]].
100* The map to Kane Manor:
101--> [[TooDumbToLive if you had many brains, you'd take take your ass home.]]
102--> But since you don't, head north 2 miles on Hades Divide, you will pass Elm 51, on your left. whatever you do. Keep moving! 6 miles to Kane Manor.
103--> If you reach Compton, lock your door, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
104* The hip hop Christmas album commercial, with classics such as "Santa Claus Is Cumming on Mom", "I'm Dreaming of a White Woman", and who could forget "Frosty the Dopeman"?
105* The party at the beginning of the film. Gathered around a piano, they finish singing "Hello, Dolly!" and follow it up with Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass". The smirk on Andy Richter's face when he sings "[[CrossesTheLineTwice I thought I told y'all niggas before/Y'all niggas can't fuck with me]]" is priceless.
106-->'''Regan Expy''' (passing moral judgment): You ''suck''.
107* Buddy gets shot down by Cindy at the start, and she suggests they be JustFriends. For the rest of the movie, he treats her like a guy friend, including wedgies, purple-nurples, and punches to the chest.
108-->'''Buddy''': Come ''on''! Ya gotta be quicker than that, A-Cup!
109* The entirety of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzUMdLoMAqs skeleton scene]].
110* "''HEEELP!! [[DoubleEntendre MY PUSSY'S GONE CRAZY]]!!''".
111** The whole fight scene with the possessed cat, with it flipping off Cindy, throwing kitty litter in her eyes, smashing a bottle on the table and struggling with her and the pair eventaually getting into a fist fight.
112* When Father [=McFeely=] first sees the Regan expy's head turning, he tries to flee.
113-->'''Father [=McFeely=]:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere this!]]
114** They were originally courting Creator/MarlonBrando for that part. Now imagine MARLON BRANDO saying that!
115* The entire sequence before the title, really. From the singing on through the exorcism, it's hilarious.
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118[[folder:Scary Movie 3]]
119!! ''Scary Movie 3''
120* The opening and Kate and Becca discussing how energy waves zipping through the air are supposedly making people dumber...
121-->'''Kate''': The cow says blank? Three letters?
122-->'''Becca''': Dude!
123-->'''Kate''': (''trying to fill this in'') Dude! I don't know, magnetic waves, brain cells. I don't understand the connection between all that stuff.
124* Tom fights an alien disguised as Music/MichaelJackson. During which, the alien puts up a hell of a fight by ''dancing''.
125* Brenda and [[Music/QueenLatifah The Oracle]] face two characters from ''Film/TheRing'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7zoX9MGMbk&feature=related Samara]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDwTh5fJXis her mother]], respectively. The utter ridiculousness of the cat fight will make sure that you can never take ''The Ring'' seriously ever again.
126* [[Creator/GeorgeCarlin The Architect]]: "My wife desperately wanted a child. But she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I."
127** "We loved our daughter but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Hid the remote.]] Really sick shit."
128** And Carlin mimicking the [[Film/TheMatrixReloaded Architect's]] [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness overly confusing dialogue]] as he speaks to Cindy, taking out a dictionary at one point and using different phrases looking for one she understands before saying "That's gotta mean SOMETHING!"
129* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bw2ESlHhgM funeral scene]].
130** It's easy to miss, but the "Room for rent" sign in front of Brenda's house at the beginning.
131* This exchange:
132-->'''George:''' Sue?
133-->'''Sue:''' Yes?
134-->'''George:''' You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?
135-->'''Sue:''' Yeah.
136-->'''George:''' [[SuddenlyShouting SHE'S DEAD!]]
137-->'''Sue:''' AAAHHHH!!
138-->'''George:''' Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone just like your dog!
139-->'''Sue:''' My DOG'S dead?!!
140-->'''George:''' I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is DYING!
141-->'''Sue:''' AAAHHHH!!
142-->'''George:''' [[ReactiveContinuousScream AAAHHHH]]!!
143-->'''Sue:''' AAAHHHH!!
144-->'''George:''' AAAHHHH!!
145** Tom's reaction to George revealing this so tactlessly is hilarious as well after George seemed prepared to reveal this gently, little more than a throwing up of his hands as if to saying "Are you effing kidding me?" [[FunnyBackgroundEvent And as George continues to make the situation worse, Tom wordlessly behind him is alternating between fighting the urge to strangle him and “stop it” before finally deciding to calm himself forcibly as if saying “it’s okay. He doesn’t know better. Just relax”.]]
146* George recreating the vomit scene in 8 mile, only in a surprising twist, he throws up on a toilet with someone using it. He apologizes and the guy screams [[CurseCutShort "Motherf--" before George closes the stall door.]] Later on a depressed George is accompanying his friends while they throw paint at people they drive pass. The same guy from the bathroom earlier gets hit with a paintroller full of yellow paint shouting the same word again before being cut off.
147* George's white hoodie [[MistakenForRacist resembles a Ku Klux Klan hood]] without him realizing it; hilarity ensures when he puts it on in triumph after a rap battle in front of a predominately black audience. He doesn't make matters any better when he does a gesture resembling the Nazi salute.
148-->'''Mahalik:''' George, the hood! Lose the hood!\
149'''George:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know, we're in the hood now!]]
150** *kazoo* "Bitch." *kazoo* "Ho."
151** George gets [[DestinationDefenestration thrown through a window]], then [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction walks off like nothing happened]].
152* While Cindy is searching the web, she gets startled by a [[{{Prelap}} foghorn from the next scene]].
153* The OverlyLongGag in the cellar where they're attempting to barricade the door. George accidentally [[GroinAttack jams a large piece of wood into Tom's crotch.]]
154-->'''Tom:''' ARGH! My balls!
155-->''George [[LiteralMinded brings him two bowling balls]], jamming them into his crotch too.''
156-->'''Tom:''' No, not those! Jesus!
157-->''George approaches him with a statue of UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}}.''
158-->'''Tom:''' NO!
159-->''George takes it away.''
160** Not long before, George accidentally turns off the light and {{screams|LikeaLittleGirl}}, with Tom trying to comfort Sue. Sue, annoyed, says it was Uncle George.
161* The scene where Cindy is talking to her boss about the crop circles.
162-->'''Cindy:''' I'm telling you, I sense something about that corn field! Call it Women's Intuition or ESPN or both! But I can tell when danger's near, I just..*[[EpicFail walks into microphone, knocking her down and causing a co-worker to trip over her]]*
163* Fighting back against the aliens.
164--> I've got it! Without their heads, they're powerless!
165** Then it turns out that the aliens don't actually mean any harm, and that they say "hello" by strangling people. George asks how they say "goodbye", and one of them [[GroinAttack demonstrates]].
166---> '''George:''' (groans) I had to ask...
167* Child abuse is normally not very funny, but the scene where Cindy accidentally backs up into Cody and [[CrossesTheLineTwice sends him flying down the street]] was one of the most random and funny moments in the whole movie.
168* The "alien sightings" videos played on the news station. The exact reversal of a FunnyBackgroundEvent.
169* [[http://youtu.be/qhMrPmPSpTo "NOW WHO DA FUCK DID THAT?"]]
170* "These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and ho's."
171* "Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well! Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole!"
172* There's something very amusing about a character played by Creator/LeslieNielsen [[HypocriticalHumor calling another character an idiot.]]
173-->'''President Harris:''' "Look at this! Humans and aliens working together! We're all one big galactic family!"
174-->'''George:''' "Family... that's the thing I've been running away from."
175-->'''President Harris:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint "Well, that's because you're an idiot."]]
176* The President (Creator/LeslieNielsen) and a Secret Service man thinking everybody in the room at the Mother Teresa Community Awards ceremony is an alien. Disabled people and Girl Scouts getting beaten up [[CrossesTheLineTwice has never been so funny]].
177--> '''John Wilson:''' Mr. President, are you completely insane?\
178'''President Harris:''' [[CunningLikeAFox Like a fox...!]]
179** Even funnier since the Secret Service man is played by Ja Rule.
180
181* The girl from the video is on the phone telling Cindy "seven days," meaning that she's going to come to kill her in seven days. Cindy says "I'm gonna die next Monday" and the girl is all "Wait... that's seven business days." She then asks if she counts holidays and she says it depends on which one and when Cindy specifies Martin Luther King Day, she says [[LittleNo "Then no..."]] Cindy whines that everyone at work is taking it off and the killer retorts that if she's not happy with seven days, she could just come over and kill her right now.
182* Cindy arrives home to find George knocked out at the table. "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZI96XLCWyc Yahtzee!]]" (''bangs head on shelf'')
183* Cindy's nephew Cody has just watched the videotape, so Tabitha makes another call.
184--> '''Tabitha''': It was great catching up. Can I speak to Cody?
185-->'''Cindy''': Why? He didn't watch the tape.
186-->'''Tabitha''': Yes, he did! Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living.
187-->'''Cindy''': Leave us alone!(''hangs up, picking up after Tabitha calls again'') Hello?
188-->'''Tabitha''': ''(in a nasally disguised voice)'' Hello, I'm calling from ''Reader's Digest'' with a fantastic offer for Cody. ''(snorts to keep from laughing)''
189-->'''Cindy:''' ''(sighs in relief, then screams, complete with a music sting, as she realizes that its still Tabitha)'' No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape!
190-->'''Tabitha:''' Okay, ya got me. How about I just leave a message for him?
191-->'''Cindy:''' Fine. ''(writes it down)'' Uh-huh. Yeah... uhhh, how do I spell that? Okay, got it. Bye bye. ''(hangs up and reads the message. It says "SEVEN DAYS", leading to Cindy screaming in horror)''
192** Even funnier, you can hear Tabitha spell it out for her in the background.
193* [[https://youtu.be/D9FBXb4G4GI?t=54s The scene where Cindy, her boss, and a janitor are fighting over the teleprompter,]] and the newscaster ''somehow'' managing to read the resulting gibberish with a straight face.
194** The janitor eventually manages to get a hold of the teleprompter, fending off Cindy and the boss...
195--->I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie.
196* Tabitha sees Cindy's love for Cody and it moves her... except not.
197-->'''Tabitha''': (''turns into a beautiful young girl'') Thank you all. Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. I'll never have to kill again.
198-->'''Cindy''': Really?
199-->'''Tabitha''': (''turns back into her original monstrous form, pulls out a knife'') Nah, i'm just screwin' with ya.
200-->(Cindy, George and Cody recoil in terror, unprepared for her return to villainy)
201-->'''Tabitha''': (gets hit from behind by the end of a door and stumbles Tabitha toward the well) Eh?!
202-->(Tabitha falls into the well screaming and it's revealed that President Harris is the one who opened the door that hit Tabitha, [[AccidentalHero unknowingly saving them]])
203* "[[Film/{{Airplane}} I just wanna tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.]]"
204* "And now the killer video that kills you seven days after you watched it, we're the only station that has it and we are showing it all night."
205* The aliens using a reflective knife to look under Cindy's skirt and getting turned on.
206* The scene where the policewoman tries to tell Tom his wife is dying using visual food metaphors.
207-->"She broke her wiener?"
208* "Cruel fate" keeps Tom from hearing his dying wife's words...
209-->'''Tom''': Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery!
210-->'''Annie''': No sex!
211-->'''Tom''': Poor Annie. We hardly knew her. She'll be missed terribly.
212-->'''Annie''': Oh, Jesus.
213-->'''Tom''': That's right, honey. Go into the light.
214-->'''Annie''': Look! Just tell George, swing away.
215-->'''Tom''': Right. Swing away.
216-->'''Annie''': Oh, sure. ''That'' you understand.
217* The sequence where the brim of the policewoman's hat gets larger in every shot.
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219[[/folder]]
220
221[[folder:Scary Movie 4]]
222!! ''Scary Movie 4''
223* The Creator/TomCruise [[NeverLiveItDown on]] ''[[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]]'' spoof with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_E3B95F-rA Tom Ryan and Oprah.]] Easily one of the best parts of the whole film. Shame that it's at ''the very end''.
224* Brenda finds Shaquille O'Neill's bones.
225-->"Oh my God, [the aliens] killed the dinosaurs!
226** The entire sequence of AdamWesting with Dr. Phil and Shaq was hilarious.
227--> '''Dr. Phil''': He wants us to cut through our feet.\
228'''Shaquille''': [[SchmuckBait You go first]].\
229'''Dr. Phil''': ''(beat)''. BULLSHIT!\
230'''Shaquille''': Yeah, you're probably not man enough. [[BerserkButton Guess your momma was right]]. ''(grins)''\
231'''Dr. Phil''': NEVER! Who's the coward now, momma?! ''(starts sawing off his foot)''\
232'''Shaquille''': ''(grinning)'': Candy from a baby.
233** Unfortunately, for Dr. Phil, he saws off the foot that isn't shackled.
234* Some homies (played by rap duo [=YoungBloodZ=]) started smoking some Red Weed. Essentially, they're getting high on blood.
235* Tom attempted to commit suicide by downing a bottle of sleeping pills, but mistakenly takes an entire bottle of Viagra instead. HilarityEnsues, and he ended up falling off his balcony with his GagPenis ''making a crater in the cement''.
236* The president accidentally using the alien ray gun to make his clothes disappear, sauntering around the stage butt-naked while the U.N. members watch in horror, and then accidentally making their clothes disappear too. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERW3zOvZv3U See here]].
237* Another group of homies ended up getting zapped by the rays of the Tripod, leaving nothing but their bling-bling.
238* "It's LOCKED." *kicks door down*
239* As Cindy is about to [[EyeScream gouge her eye out]] to retrieve the key inside her skull to release herself from the [[Franchise/{{Saw}} Venus Fly Trap]], Jigsaw beckons Zoltar to come and see. [[OnlySixFaces Zoltar is revealed to be a second Jigsaw]].
240** And then there's The Nutcracker, a trap consisting of syringes, drills and deadly saw blades... and [[MeaningfulName a rod with a boot at the end]] for [[GroinAttack kicking the victim's groin.]]
241* The salesman beats up the creepy Asian boy so he can sell the house to Cindy.
242* The scene parodying the one from ''War of the Worlds'' where the people are fighting over the car (one of them played by rapper Fabolous). This one ends in some confusion over who gets what.
243* The scene where everything stops working because of the EMP. Probably the highlight has to be when a terrorist tries to blow himself up in the middle of a street, only to discover that his explosives are disabled. Cue ''[[BadassBystander every single person in the area]]'' running over to beat the crap out of him.
244* Tom Ryan's mid-sentence swerve when he gets punched in the face.
245-->'''Tom''': There's no way they can- (Pow!) -build a robot made of chocolate, but that's just common sense. [[NonSequiturThud Oh, waiter?]]
246* This:
247-->'''Cindy:''' I thought you were dead!\
248'''Brenda:''' ''(casually, slinging her arm around Cindy)'' Oh, I thought you were dead too.
249* The ''Film/MillionDollarBaby'' parody. Her opponent is a Mike Tyson parody, a huge muscular man in a wig. They throw in the obligatory "biting ear off" joke early in the scene, but it gets much funnier towards the end of the scene when her opponent, for some reason, bites off the ears of everyone who broke their necks on the mat, spitting them onto a ''tall'' pile of detached ears.
250* The cloud that's shaped like a butt that "farts" lightning.
251* The OnThree scene with the car doors not opening because the mechanic tries to open them too fast.
252* The AntiquatedLinguistics moment during ''Film/TheVillage2004'' parody.
253[[/folder]]
254
255[[folder:Scary Movie 5]]
256!! ''Scary Movie 5''
257* After a car drives down the road a few times in identical shots, it randomly explodes.
258* The pool vacuum party.
259* Jody and Kendra drive out to the cabin in the woods. What makes it funny? The vehicle is an incredibly obvious remote control car driving through an incredibly obvious miniature set.
260* Say what you will about the movie, but "Mama" attacking as a wig was both hilarious and quite well executed.
261* The opening with Creator/CharlieSheen and Creator/LindsayLohan.
262* Everything with the preist played by Katt Williams.
263--> '''Priest: '''If a room turns on you, it's either a ghost or a demon.
264--> '''Jody:''' Can a demon take over someone? Like, live within them?
265-->'''Priest: ''' Damn, that's some scary shit.
266-->'''Jody:''' So a demon is about the worst thing you can have?
267--> '''Priest:''' No, ma'am, ''an STD'' is the worst thing that you can have.
268** And this
269--> Who do you know who wants to hurt you? Do you have a jealous colleague at work? A Facebook friend you might have ignored? Maybe you adopted a small African child named Ikatababwe, promising to feed this nigga for 25 cents a day ''[[SuddenlyShouting BUT THEN HE NEEDS SOMTHING TO DRINK]]''?!!
270* When last see Ceaser.
271--> '''Ceaser:''' IDIOTS!...(''realizes he can talk'')[[SuddenlySpeaking I can talk!]]
272--> '''Man's voice:''' Hey, Caesar.
273--> (''The man takes off his mask to reveal he's a monkey'')
274--> '''Ceaser:'''(gasps) Steve? Dan's got a mad demon in his house.
275--> '''Steve'''(''gasps'') Matt Damon's in his house?
276--> '''Ceaser:''' No, a mad demon.
277--> '''Steve: '''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I love Matt Damon]]!
278[[/folder]]

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