Line #1 Funny/SaintsRowIV


1	'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
2	----
3
4	* After you create your character, you are given three optional choices that parody ''VideoGame/{{Mass Effect}}'''s Paragon and Renegade system:
5	** For the first choice, Creator/KeithDavid appears and presents you with two bills to either '''[[purple:cure cancer]]''' or '''[[blue:end world hunger]]'''. Look closely and on the bills themselves, they are named "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck Cancer]]" and "Let Them Eat Cake" respectively.
6	** Next, you are approached by an obnoxious congressman [[BullyingADragon who seems to not know who he's dealing with]]. You can either go '''[[purple:The Low Road]]''' ("[[GroinAttack Punch a Dickhead]]") or go '''[[blue:The High Road]]''' ("Punch a Dick in the Head").
7	** Finally, [[ButtMonkey Josh Birk]] appears wanting a high-five from you, you can either be a [[KickTheDog dick yourself]] and walk away from him ('''[[purple:No Way]]''') or actually high-five him ('''[[blue:Totally]]''').
8	* The first female Boss's voice options (double points being voiced by Creator/LauraBailey or Creator/NolanNorth) reaction when the Washington Monument gets destroyed.
9	--> '''Boss:''' [[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 You blew it up!]]
10	* When Zinyak is taking over and abducting people, Kinzie just stands there ''next to him'' silently geeking out about the fact that her ProperlyParanoid nature paid off in actually thinking an alien invasion would happen one day. Then when he says that the smartest and brightest will be taken, Kinzie just sort of raises her hand to get his attention.
11	--->'''Kinzie''': I'm smarter than all these people.
12	--->'''Zinyak''': [[FauxAffablyEvil Delightful!]] ''(she immediately gets abducted and doesn't even resist)''
13	* All the 'romances' (save Shaundi and Gat, which are actually rather sweet taking the series as a whole). Of note:
14	** Matt Miller's request:
15	--->'''Matt Miller''': Can you call me [=NyteBlayde=]?\
16	'''Boss:''' Are you fuckin' serious?!\
17	'''Matt:''' You still want to have a go?\
18	'''Boss:''' Oh, what the hell.
19	*** And the reasoning Boss gives for romancing him? ''[[MustNotDieAVirgin They don't want Matt to die a virgin.]]''
20	*** Becomes even funnier when ''Gat Out Of Hell'' reveals that Matt got together with Asha after the fourth game, so perhaps the Boss needn't have bothered after all.
21	** Shaundi's romance has a couple of funny moments - first, the Boss asks about [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse what happened to the winner of Shaundi's dating show]]. After Shaundi flatly states that, while sweet and all, the "[[AwesomeMcCoolName Puerto Rican Thunder God]]" [[AntiClimax didn't quite live up to his namesake]], the Boss asks Shaundi why, considering she was the resident MsFanservice who ReallyGetsAround, [[SleepsWithEveryoneButYou why she hasn't even given the Boss so much as a chance at being their boyfriend/girlfriend]], [[TheTease Shaundi teasingly tells them]] "[[YouDidntAsk You never asked for one.]]"
22	** The President has done a lot of fun stuff with Pierce and suggests adding casual sex to that list.
23	---> '''Pierce''': [[AmbiguouslyBi I don't normally swing that way, but fuck it, I'm down!]]
24	** The utter and complete blueballing of Ben King that looks like a lead up to sex, but ends with an autograph session.
25	** As seen in the Accolades trailer:
26	---> '''The President:''' I'm looking for rough sex, and Kinzie scares the shit outta me.\
27	'''Asha:''' [Sigh] I'm on top, and you don't get to talk.\
28	'''The President:''' Deal!
29	*** And right before that:
30	---->'''Boss:''' Asha, I respect you too much to bullshit y--\
31	'''Asha:''' ''[accusingly]'' You don't respect me.\
32	'''Boss:''' ...Yeah, that's true.
33	** As for Johnny...
34	---> '''The President''': I'm not Aisha, and I'm not trying to be, but if—
35	---> (Johnny interrupts with TheBigDamnKiss)
36	** Kinzie's SlapSlapKiss routine. It's even funnier if you followed the pre-release buzz, where they were playing the romances up like they would be a big thing. Then you get to Kinzie, and [[AntiClimax it turns out it's as easy as saying]] "[[DoYouWantToCopulate Hey Kinzie, wanna fuck?]]" It's hilariously anti-climactic.
37	*** Kinzie seems to follow the InterplayOfSexAndViolence idea, since her way to start sex is to punch the boss into the ground before jumping on top of them.
38	** The look of the President's O face when CID goes down on them.
39	** Thank you, but Keith David is HappilyMarried, so ''he refuses you''.
40	* Homie conversations, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2fsr_KKNNo all chronicled here]], but here's a sampling:
41	** The conversation between Matt and CID if you have them as companions. Turns out that Matt managed to salvage data from an internet satellite that wasn't destroyed. The data was 1.4 terabytes of [[ShipTease naked photos of Kinzie]]. Oh, [[OhCrap and she knows about it now]].
42	** Tanya Winters compliments Kinzie on her "sexy librarian" look and asks if she'd like to join a brothel she's opening up in Steelport. Kinzie's response? "[[CallBack Teacup.]] [[SafeWord Tea. Cup.]]"
43	*** She also manages to wrap Pierce around her finger in under 2 minutes. Double funny if you had Female 1 in "King of Stilwater", where she wonders: if [[ShipperOnDeck she would set the two up on a blind date]], [[MadLove who would kill who first?]]
44	** Pierce asks Asha if she's tried Saints' Flow. Asha then describes a mission gone south where she was captured and placed in a pit 6 feet deep, with nothing to consume but her own urine and the insects buzzing about her. Pierce is understandably baffled, until Asha explains that she'd rather live all that again than taste his drink a second time.
45	---> '''Pierce''': "Well, did you try the grape?"
46	** Cyrus Temple heaps praise on Benjamin King's book, saying it inspired the formation of STAG. King is...[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame less than flattered]].
47	** Asha compliments Keith David's work, and asks for his history. Keith then explains his beginnings as an actor, but it turns out Asha had no idea he acted. She just loved the way he handled a gun.
48	** Keith and Tanya have a chat about plans going wrong, when:
49	--->'''Keith David''': Wait, didn't you die a few years ago?\
50	'''Tanya Winters''': ''Gawd'', don't remind me.
51	** Keith and Maero talk about the Boss, and what he thinks of his victims. Turns out, the Boss has talked about everyone else except Maero. Even ''[[ButtMonkey Donnie Wong]]'' got a mention before he did.
52	** Asha talks to Cyrus Temple about how STAG used [[UsefulNotes/SecretIntelligenceService MI6]] technology. Cyrus denies this, saying that he was assured by his higher-ups, but Asha points out [[PresidentEvil the current state of affairs]]. He isn't very happy about it.
53	** Veteran Child makes fun of Rowdy Roddy Piper for wearing a kilt. Piper's response is priceless:
54	--->'''Rowdy Roddy Piper''': You wanna know what I wear under this kilt? ''Your girlfriend's lipstick!''
55	*** Of course, Veteran Child's girlfriend was ''[[ReallyGetsAround Shaundi]]''. It's really not that much of a burn when you think about it, but Rody can't be expected to know that.
56	** Again with Veteran Child, his conversation with Keith David has the DJ say that he reminds him of someone. Keith, [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore being tired of the Julius comparisons]], immediately chews him out. Veteran Child timidly backtracks by saying that he reminds him of an actor, much to Keith's relief. However, it doesn't last long, as the DJ says he's hanging out with "the [[Creator/ErnieHudson guy]] from the [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 ghost-busting]] movie"... which [[MistakenIdentity didn't star Keith at all]].
57	--->'''Keith''': No, that's... ahhh, ''nevermind.''
58	** Rowdy Roddy Piper ribbing Keith David about his simulation.
59	--->'''Rowdy Roddy Piper''': So...I guess that would mean making a movie with me was your worst nightmare, huh?
60	*** Keith immediately tells him that the nightmare wasn't making the movie itself so much as it is [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown getting the shit kicked out of him by Roddy in the back-alley fight scene]].
61	** Piper trolling Asha.
62	--->'''Rowdy Roddy Piper''': Uh, look. [[BlatantLies I don't tell many people this, but there was a time in the mid 90's I was the fourth member of a Latin music group called the Rodriguez Vipers. We sang a capella versions of classic Central American folk songs. Hit the Top 40 in the Latin music charts twice.]]\
63	'''Asha''': Really?\
64	'''Piper''': Nope. But the great thing about you not knowing much about me, is I can tell ya bullshit like that. snicker
65	** CID knows all about Asha's past as captain of the cheerleading squad. She is [[{{Understatement}} less than enthused about the fact...]]
66	--->'''Asha''': You tell ''anyone'' about that, CID, and I will ''rip'' every last resistor off your circuit board [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WITH. MY. TEETH.]]
67	** Veteran Child thinks that he and Matt have some common ground as former enemies of the Saints brought back to life as homies. When Matt tells him that he's already reformed, joined [[UsefulNotes/SecretIntelligenceService MI6]], and has been working with the Saints, the former is a ''bit'' disappointed.
68	--->'''DJVC:''' The Saints beat you? And let you leave? They let you ''live''?!\
69	'''Matt:''' Yes...?\
70	'''DJVC:''' What the hel- this is bullshit, man.
71	** Current!Shaundi and Veteran Child don't exactly get along:
72	--->'''Veteran Child''': Gotta say, Shaundi: you're lookin' really ''gooood''.\
73	'''Shaundi''': Don't you fucking talk to me.\
74	'''Veteran Child''': ''C'moooon'', if we're gonna work together you have to get over ...\
75	'''Shaundi''': GET OVER WHAT?! That you tried to kill my friends? That you used me as a human shield? [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Or that you threw my Feed Dogs limited edition vinyl into a fire?]]\
76	'''Veteran Child''': Shaundi, I was stoned. Besides, the Feed Dogs are terrible. I can't believe you ever liked ...\
77	'''Shaundi''': [[ItsThePrincipleOfTheThing IT WAS A LIMITED EDITION]]!!! We... We're not talking anymore.
78	** CID attempting to get Kinzie to date him:
79	--->'''CID''': Are you sure you do not want to go out with me sometime, Kinzie?\
80	'''Kinzie''': Yeah, I'm sure.\
81	'''CID''': It is just that I have been alone for so very long and you and I have so much in common.\
82	'''Kinzie''': CID, I've been doing this hacking thing for a long time, I can smell bullshit even through a monotone computery voice like yours.\
83	'''CID''': Well damn.
84	** Keith David [[ActingForTwo talking with]] Julius (the character he plays in the game).
85	--->'''Julius''': You know, some folks say I remind them of you.\
86	'''Keith David''': Yeah, I get the same with you.\
87	'''Julius''': I don't see it though.\
88	'''Keith David''': Me neither!
89	** Fun Shaundi trying to flirt with Matt but Matt turns her down out of fear about how the actual Shaundi might react.
90	--->'''Fun Shaundi''': What are you doing after this? You wanna smoke a bulb? Maybe see where things go?\
91	'''Matt''': I... don't think older you would appreciate that very much.\
92	'''Fun Shaundi''': She doesn't have to know.\
93	'''Matt''': But she would. Older Shaundi knows ''everything''.
94	** And Matt fanboying the hell out of Roddy Piper, which creeps him out.
95	--->'''Matt''': You were probably my favorite wrestler of all time.\
96	'''Piper''': Thank you.\
97	'''Matt''': I even had one of your action figures. I had another of myself too, homemade, not professional of course. I'd pretend we were tag team partners and we'd obliterate our opponents with devastating moves.\
98	'''Piper''': Oh yeah?\
99	'''Matt''': As our co-op finisher you would throw me over your head and I'd land on the opponent and deliver a massive suplex in midair. [[TooMuchInformation Then you and I would go have a tea party with Mr. Fluffykins and Penelope Rabbit.]]\
100	'''Piper''': I'm... gonna be over here, kid.
101	** Cyrus Temple can't believe Keith David is the Vice President. Why? Because Keith isn't the ''actual'' President.
102	** Veteran Child wants CID to play some Feed Dogs music. CID refuses; he normally does favors and requests only when being paid. But...
103	--->'''CID''': For Fun Shaundi's ex, I will make an exception and just say, [[PrecisionFStrike "Piss off."]]
104	** Doubly funny when you consider the hypocrisy, as he previously told Shaundi that the Feed Dogs suck.
105	* Hidden in the game files, there are [[https://youtu.be/nA9DKth8_T8 cut Homie conversations]] with Phillipe Loren from ''The Third'', who was supposed to be unlocked as a homie after "Gat Time, Fun Time". That said, his conversations just ''oozes'' with [[DeadpanSnarker snark]] all over, highlights include;
106	** Loren and Johnny bicker over the events of ''The Third'', with the former noting that he didn't make the decision to "put [them] together". Then Johnny has this to say:
107	---> '''Johnny''': You're right, it's like [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall someone is intentionally trying to put us together to see what'll happen]]. [[TakeThat Fucking fan-fiction]].
108	** With Shaundi, Loren couldn't even finish his sentence before she cuts him off with a blunt "fuck off".
109	** Ben King reminiscences his past enmity with the Saints, with Loren noting that he should've wrote ''Regicide'' as a "warning against going toe-to-toe with the Saints instead of spouting all that propaganda about the dangers of organised crime."
110	---> '''Ben King''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...Y'know, that wouldn't have been a bad idea!]]
111	---> '''Loren''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Unbelievable...]]
112	** Loren takes a pot shot against Tanya by saying she ''almost'' reminds him of Viola and Kiki... except that they have a measure of intelligence.
113	** Keith David actually compliments Loren for opening a bank in Stilwater, which kickstared the entirety of ''The Third'' in the first place, all the way into making him the Boss' Vice President.
114	---> '''Loren''': Well, that's quite a theory you have there, Monsieur David.
115	---> '''Keith''': I call it how I see it, so thank you.
116	---> '''Loren''': You're... welcome.
117	* The Creator/NolanNorth [[AsHimself as the Nolan North]] voice. Comedy gold.
118	** Especially since his LargeHam moments [[YouRemindMeOfX seems to remind most viewers of his]] ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} persona, whose brand of CrossesTheLineTwice ScrewballComedy would fit right in with the Saints Row-verse.
119	** Some of Nolan's dialogue is different from the subtitles, but what he says makes it even funnier.
120	--->'''Kinzie:''' Don't forget about the block button!\
121	'''Nolan North:''' I have a block button?\
122	'''Kinzie:''' I labeled it for you.\
123	'''Nolan North subtitles:''' I don't pay attention to these things.\
124	'''Nolan North audio:''' I can't read, okay? I CAN'T READ!! sobbing I can't read...
125	** When the alien attack at the beginning happens, most of the voices will complain and get angry and have a blast blowing up aliens. Nolan North, on the other hand...
126	---> '''Nolan North:''' What the hell am I ''doing'' here?! I'm an actor, not a president!
127	* Pretty much all of the 1950's world, from the Boss's goofy walking animation to the cheesy laugh track.
128	** Even better is your return to 50s Steelport to rescue Kinzie from the deliberately [[{{Flanderization}} Flanderized]] [[StrawCharacter Straw Conservative]][=/=]StrawMisogynist Cyrus Temple.
129	--->'''Nolan North''': [[OhNoNotAgain Aw man]], ''[[CrapsaccharineWorld this]]'' [[PlaceWorseThanDeath place]]?! [[SoundEffectBleep F**k]] me!\
130	'''Nolan North''': (while sabotaging a loudspeaker 50s Cyrus is using to deliver sexist rantings) ''[[ClusterBleepBomb Fk you, you piece of st dirtbag fking ck-sucking mother-fking ct-eating b*tch!]]''\
131	'''Voice 3''': BEEP YOU, YOU BEEP BEEP BEEP! SUCK MY BEEP BEEP BEEP! beepHEAD!
132	* When discussing the hub menu with Kinzie the Nolan North voice says "Can I play games on it? Laughs Just kidding, I don't play games. [[AllMenArePerverts Can I get porn?]]"
133	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQV7FAxKo0c I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!!!]] (cue to being booted in the face by Oleg.)
134	* The effect of the Dubstep Gun is that everything in the vicinity, along with most aliens, starts immediately dancing. Including nearby vehicles.
135	** A fully upgraded Dubstep Gun causes the world to turn into bluish-purple wubs of explodey goodness for about two minutes.
136	** The best part? Even the ''corpses'' dance if you have it aimed right on them.
137	** There's the part where the Dubstep Gun is unlocked (Assuming you haven't unlocked it from Keith's first sidequest), during the return to the '50s simulation where the Boss needs some LoopholeAbuse with the "No Weapon policy" enacted by '50s Cyrus:
138	--->'''The Boss:''' You gotta give me some kind of weapon!\
139	'''Matt:''' I ''can't!'' I'm telling you, the simulation is locked-- (''starts getting excited'') ''[[EurekaMoment Oh, oh, wait a minute...]]''\
140	'''The Boss:''' [[GigglingVillain Excited]] [[EvilGenius Matt]]... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This can't be good...]]\
141	(''later looks in the weapons crate'')\
142	'''The Boss:''' Um... a ''music'' gun. (''nervously laughs'') ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you serious]] Matt?''\
143	'''Matt:''' I told you, no weapons allowed... ''[[ThePowerOfRock But the power of music can overcome all obstacles...]]''\
144	'''The Boss:''' -[[SoundEffectBleep F**k]] it, I'm in! Music gun it is...
145	** Alternatively:
146	--->'''Matt:''' I ''can't!'' I'm telling you, the simulation is locked-- (''starts getting excited'') Oh, oh, wait a minute...\
147	'''The Boss:''' Music to my ears...\
148	(''looks in the weapons crate'')\
149	'''The Boss:''' Not what I meant by "music to my ears"!!
150	* The Inflato-Ray's effect is also giggle-inducing. The victim's head begins to swell up to SD-level proportions before their eyes also cartoonishly pop out with a comical ''pop!'' sound. They then explode after a beat.
151	* The simulations the Boss and their homies are trapped in are tailored to mirror their worst fears, their most bloodcurdling nightmares, the thoughts that make them scream at night and reach for their blankie for comfort. So, what does [[VillainProtagonist the Boss]] of the Saints consider [[AndIMustScream terrifying beyond all reason?]] '''PEACE'''. A world where people are kind to each other, swearing is frowned upon and they are a model citizen. Zinyak realises his mistake a little too late:
152	-->'''Zinyak:''' I should have realised that a prison of peace would never hold a [[ComedicSociopath sociopath]] like yourself.
153	** It comes up again during Johnny Gat's loyalty mission; he asks the Boss what their worst nightmare is. Actually, the whole discussion is hilarious, not just the following part:
154	--->'''Johnny Gat''': (...) I'm curious what yours {worst nightmare} was.\
155	'''Boss''': Oh, you know. 1950s sitcom.\
156	'''Johnny Gat''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\
157	'''Boss''': ''(male boss 1/Nolan)'' Non-conformity, nobody swears, no violence... / ''(male boss 3)'' You should have seen what I was wearing... / ''(female boss 1)'' When I close my eyes I can still hear the laugh track.... / ''(female boss 2)'' I couldn't swear, I couldn't shoot anything...\
158	'''Johnny Gat''': No, I get it. Jeez. That's fucking terrible...
159	* If you look around the Simulated Steelport, you'll notice just how all the advertisements are changed to Zin propaganda, including the sexy ones for Technically Legal and Tits N' Grits. They keep the sexy female bodies but have [[ButterFace horrid Zin heads instead]].
160	* Matt's loyalty mission. You help him live out his ''Nyte Blayde'' fanfic. The Boss's [[DeadpanSnarker reactions]] are killer.
161	** Matt's {{Squee}} when Nyte Blayde shows up has to be [[https://youtu.be/EjmORbsIXIs?t=3m10s heard to be believed]].
162	--->'''[[{{Keet}} Matt Miller]]''': ''[[BigOMG Oh my God]], [[NoIndoorVoice NYTEBLAYDE IS ON HIS WAY]]!!!''
163	** The Boss' reaction to finding this out as well. Their voice just sells it, like they plan on hurting Matt when they exit the simulation and aren't afraid to admit it and the following conversation with Matt trying to justify putting the Boss into his fanfic. Also doubles as HypocriticalHumor, as Matt's ''Nyte Blayde'' simulation ''is'' in fact a wish-fulfilment fantasy, with him making himself Nyte Blayde's best friend and future successor, and the Boss as his "protege".
164	--->'''The Boss:''' Matt... is this ''[=NyteBlayde=]'' fanfiction!?\
165	'''Matt''': Please! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not one of those]] forum-stalking hacks who spit out poorly-constructed, badly-edited wish-fulfillment brimming with canon-breaking Mary Sues and-\
166	'''The Boss''': Oh, so you've read it.\
167	'''Matt''': Well, Of course I've read it!\
168	[...]\
169	'''Matt''': It's up to the fans to keep ''[=NyteBlayde=]'' alive. Especially now that the Earth is gone and there will never be any more official stories--\
170	'''The Boss (Male Voice 1)''': [[SarcasmMode My condolences on your loss.]]\
171	'''The Boss (Female Voice 1)''': [[AndThatsTerrible Yeah, that's the worst part about losing Earth, all right.]]\
172	'''The Boss (Male Voice 3)''': Oh, the humanity...
173	** Another fun bit is that the Boss seems to genuinely start enjoying ''Nyte Blayde'' lore by the end of the simulation, especially Male Voice 3!Boss.
174	--->'''Matt''': [...] But he was forced to walk away, stating, "After losing Sylvia, I can never love again."
175	--->'''Male Voice 3:''' Sheer poetry.
176	** The mere fact that Zinyak, a tyrranical alien warlord, [[EvilIsPetty hijacks a teenager's fanficiton simulation just to spite him]], is hilarious on its own. He even speaks like an elitist fanfiction writer once you kill Zin-Nyte Blayde.
177	--->'''Zinyak''': Huh! Typical writer. Can't stand honest critique! While my version of this story had [=NyteBlayde=] triumphant over the friend who betrayed him--a far more compelling take on the narrative I believe--I suppose you'll have this your way then.
178	* When you and Kinzie try to hack a CID, the download starts and you hear this:
179	--> '''Boss:''' How long now?\
180	'''CID:''' [[ClusterFBomb FUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUK]]\
181	'''Boss:''' Uh...Kinzie?\
182	'''Kinzie:''' That's...just part of the process.\
183	'''Boss:''' [[LampshadeHanging Apparently the sweary part of the process...]]
184	** Even better-the Caucasian female voice will say ''There's a Potty Mouth part of the process?"
185	** The French voice says [[SophisticatedAsHell it's the ladylike part]].
186	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EULNn6BnbU Zinyak]] [[MoralEventHorizon fucked with Biz Markie]]!
187	** [[DontExplainTheJoke For clarification:]] At one point, the President and Pierce are driving, singing along to Biz Markie's "Just a Friend", when Zinyak hijacks the radio signal, and starts [[FelonyMisdemeanor singing along in a deep opera voice]].
188	** Special mention has to go to the Male Voice 2 and Nolan North's reaction. The former gives a ClusterFBomb all throughout Zinyak' rendition while the latter screams "IT'S NOT AN OPERA!"
189	---> '''Male Voice 2''': Aw hell naw! Hell naw! Naw man, fuck that motherfucker! YOU DON'T DO THAT SHIT! YOU DON'T FUCKING DO THAT SHIT! THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, HE BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP! {{beat}} Zinyak stepped on Biz Markie!"
190	---> '''Nolan North''': Zinyak you leave Biz Markie alone! [[LargeHam YOU LEAVE MARKIE OUT OF THIS!]] A classic exasperated [[VideoGame/{{Uncharted}} Nathan Drake]] groan Oh...you son of a bitch. I'm gonna fucking kill you! ''IT'S NOT OPERA!!''
191	** Male Voice 3's reaction is more terse, but no less hilarious.
192	---> '''[[EvilBrit Male Voice 3]]''': ''[[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]] '''[[AtomicFBomb SHUT THE FUCK UP!!]]'''''
193	** Just before they sing ''[[Music/PaulaAbdul Opposites Attract]].'' Play as Creator/LauraBailey!Boss and you'll get this.
194	--->sing along And he's always broke aside to Pierce [[NoRespectGuy You are.]]
195	** If you're using the default male voice (Male 1):
196	-->'''Male Voice 1''': And I steal the covers...because I get cold.
197	** On the subject of singalongs, there's Kinzie's steadfast refusal to participate in a duet to "Opposites Attract" even in the face of an Executive order.
198	---> '''Kinzie''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck. That.]]
199	** On the subject of "Opposites Attract", for added hilarity, play the boss as a gruff-voiced LondonGangster with Male Voice 3, and listen to ''him'' singing the sultry Paula Abdul's lines.
200	* When saving Shaundi from her simulation prison, multiple clones of Veteran Child spawn, and Kinzie [[GrammarNazi corrects]] The Boss on their pluralization. Even the objective UI changes to reflect this.
201	-->'''Boss:''' That's a lot of Veteran Children.\
202	'''Kinzie:''' Veteran ''Childs''. Proper plurals take singular construction.\
203	'''Boss:''' Okay, is this ''really'' the time?
204	* Saving Pierce for the first time involves a [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever giant Saints Flow Mascot]] named [[FluffyTheTerrible Paul.]] What really sells it is how the boss decides to just roll with it.
205	--> '''Boss:''' Fuck you Paul!
206	** Paul's return as TheCavalry during the grand finale is just as hilarious.
207	** Also Pierce reasoning for why his nightmare are Saints Flow mascots ("[[MadLove This is like when something you love is trying to kill you, and you can't stop it!]]") paired with the different comments by Boss about it:
208	---> '''Female Voice 1''': Like [[TooMuchInformation scuba sex.]]
209	--->'''Female Voice 2''': Like [[SmokingIsCool cigarettes!]]
210	--->'''Female Voice 3''': Like grandy's moonshine.
211	--->'''Male Voice 1/Nolan North''': Ah, like dating!
212	--->'''Male Voice 3''': Like [[ForeignQueasine pub food.]]
213	* One of the taunts references the bullet-dodging rooftop scene from ''Film/TheMatrix'', and most character voices simply say, "Whooooaaaaa..." in a snarky impersonation of a low voice pitch. Male Voice 3, meanwhile, says, "Dodging your bullshit!"
214	* The DancePartyEnding. Special mention to Matt and Gat's EpicFail dances which Matt tried to play off while Gat gets angry and [[CameraAbuse punches the camera]]. And then there's Kinzie, who lets her CovertPervert out.
215	** Perhaps the mere fact that CID, a floating sphere of a robot, can ''dance better'' than both Matt and Johnny Gat?
216	** Not to mention Keith David doing the robot, and Zinyak coming in to do the worm at the very end.
217	* Introducing Johnny to Professor Genki.
218	--> '''Boss:''' Gat, you're about to meet your spirit animal.
219	* Insurance Fraud has always been a source of comedy, but with super powers? It's a lot better when your character is tumbling all ragdoll-like across the map. The Boss's "ThisIsGonnaSuck" commentary drags the whole thing into a new level of absurd humour.
220	-->'''Male Voice 1''': "I hate everyone right now!"
221	-->'''Male Voice 3''': "[[OwMyBodyPart Ow, my liver!]]"
222	-->'''Nolan North''': "When does the hurting stop?"
223	-->'''Female Voice 1''': "Ooh...that was my kidney."
224	-->'''Female Voice 2''': "WHEEEEEEEE!"
225	-->'''Female Voice 3''': "I do declare..."
226	* The Boss dancing on stage to "Simply Irresistible" is the most hilarious thing ever. Especially if you are playing as female voice 1, who has always said she enjoyed dancing. What really sells it are the facial expressions of pure, unadulterated glee and pep.
227	** It's even more hilarious if you [[FanDisservice deliberately made your Boss unattractive]]. All the while dressed in only a cowboy hat, a lime green vest, a Third Streets Saints brand g-string, and fuzzy boots. And the crowd eats it up.
228	** The conversation [[BrainBleach with a traumatized Matt]] afterwards is also amazing.
229	** And this section is a mandatory quick time event. The game makes you do a strip dance in a stupid costume during a mission.
230	* Keith David tells the Boss that nobody calls Roddy Piper for help, Roddy only appears where he's needed most. Cue the unlockable card:
231	-->Forget what Keith said, you can call Roddy for help whenever you want!
232	** And during the cutscene where they speak about him, Keith's head slowly cants upward, as if looking up to the heavens like Roddy's some kind of guardian angel watching them.
233	*** Developer comments on Twitter said the animators specifically went back to make Keith look even more wistful just before release!
234	** Speaking of Roddy,
235	---> '''Roddy:''' I'm Roddy Piper.\
236	'''The President:''' Hi, I'm the President of the United States.\
237	'''Roddy:''' Sure, why not.
238	* The final mission is titled ''"[[JumpingTheShark Punch the Shark]]".''
239	* All instances of music being used.
240	** Jumping onto the nuke and suddenly hearing [[Music/{{Aerosmith}} DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES]]
241	** Asking if you can get radio in space. Kinzie is in the middle of explaining how you can't possibly get any radio signals from where you are when The Boss switches on "[[MemeticMutation WHAT IS LOVE? (love?)]]" and makes their escape while jamming out to Haddaway.
242	** There is literally no other song that could have played for the finale other than [[WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie YOU GOT THE TOUCH!]] YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEEER!
243	** The boss and Zinyak paraphrasing Optimus Prime and Megatron from the film at the same time just puts the cherry on top of that funny-awesome sundae.
244	* Give a read through Zinyak's text adventure. His dry wit and combination of disgust and respect for your options are great.
245	** Of note is that, while the author he admires the most is Jane Austen, he claims to have much respect for the impecable works of ''Creator/DrSeuss''
246	** Shaundi also has one in ''How the Saints Saved Christmas'' where she tries to withstand the snarky answers that can be given. Note the word ''[[NotSoAboveItAll tries.]]''
247	---> NO! THEY DID NOT SMOKE A BULB! I'm gonna hit you I swear to God...
248	* The Penetrator is back (one is placed in a hidden cave and others appear during Gat's loyalty mission) and comes with 2 new skins: [[RefugeInAudacity bright glowing neon blue, and CANDY CANE!]]
249	** The flavor text of the Candy Cane? "[[LampshadeHanging Our weapon artists need professional help]]."
250	** The name of the glowing neon blue version? [[Film/{{Watchmen}} The Good Doctor]].
251	* The credits have artwork of the Saints using time travel to screw around throughout history.
252	* Johnny Gat's side mission titles. Gat is so sociopathic that he even changes the names of the subquests.
253	** Examples include, "Murder Aliens", "Mass Murder", "Stress Relief" and "Murder More Aliens". But the best one is undeniably "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Blow Shit Up In A Fucking Tank]]."
254	* C.I.D.'s "dialogue" when you get missions from him [[BrutalHonesty achieves new heights in bluntness.]]
255	* Shaundi's catfight [[LiteralSplitPersonality with her past-self]].
256	** Even better, in her Loyalty mission the two attempt to KamehameHadoken each other after getting drug-based superpowers. It ends as well as you'd expect.
257	*** Also Boss having to follow and talk sense into them around while they aimlessly run and jump through the virtual world, like an adult having to track down two kids on a sugar rush. Also since most players will be experienced with the super sprint, jump and glide at this point, they will most likely be far more graceful at it than the two.
258	* The ending of the first mission "Zero Saints Thirty". Once the Boss [[RidingTheBomb jumps onto the missile]], it becomes hilariously over-the-top, with Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" playing in the background and the crew giving their final words as the Boss climbs the missile... mostly. Matt says that he wouldn't have tried to kill the Boss if he knew they would save the world, and Asha, having just met the Boss, can only say that they seemed nice. It doesn't stop there -- the Boss manages to disable the warhead and make the missile explode harmlessly in mid-air, and gives a thumbs-up as they fall. And then, they fall into the Oval Office of the White House, right into the President's seat, where they kick their feet up and lean back. And ''then'', the mission lists the rewards (with the backing of a ''Saints Row''-fied "Hail To the Chief" remix) -- the adoration of America, the Presidency ("Press all buttons to initiate global thermonuclear war!"), Chief of State Benjamin motherfuckin' King, and Vice President Keith David!
259	* In Asha's loyalty mission, you're briefly tasked with keeping lookout with a sniper rifle from a rooftop:
260	--> '''Boss''': Pew pew pew, pew pew!\
261	'''Asha''': What are you doing?\
262	'''Boss''': Pretending to shoot stuff.\
263	'''Asha''': [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny You're easily bored, aren't you?]]\
264	'''Boss''': I dunno, I'm usually too busy being ''awesome'' to be bored.
265	** When you take Tammy to shop at Planet Zin Asha asks you to evaluate if a large man walking up to her is a threat or not. He's not; if you shoot him Asha will lambaste you for killing the nicest man in town.
266	** When asking why she does what she does, the Boss asks if it is because Asha watched too many action movies as a kid.
267	--->'''Asha:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll THERE'S]] [[IResembleThatRemark NO SUCH THING.]]
268	** Zinyak screws with the training simulation, dumping a large present that opens to reveal Professor Genki. The Boss quips, completely deadpan:
269	--->'''Boss:''' [[ProperlyParanoid I knew Genki couldn't be too far behind]]....
270	** As well as this:
271	--->'''Boss:''' What the hell is Zinyak's fascination with Genki? [[TooMuchInformation The two of them need to get together and make a baby already]].\
272	'''Asha:''' ([[OhCrap almost shrieking]]) [[BrainBleach Do NOT put that image in my head!]]
273	** And once you think you're beaten him, [[OhCrap becomes a Super Genki]].
274	* In the final mission, as the Boss skydives into Zinyak's throne room with a suit of PoweredArmor and Stan Bush's "The Touch" plays in the background, your mission objective simply reads "[[DareToBeBadass Be A Badass]]".
275	** Even better? Boss and Zinyak quote the "One shall fall" dialog from the original 1984 ''WesternAnimation/{{Transformers\|TheMovie}}'' movie, word for word. While The Touch plays in the background.
276	* One piece of male voice 1's idle dialogue:
277	-->'''Boss:''' "So [[VideoGame/SaintsRow1 first]] I'm [[HeroicMime silent]], [[VideoGame/SaintsRow2 then]] I'm an [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope asshole]], [[VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird then]] I become [[{{Sellout}} world famous]], ''then'' I topple [[TheSyndicate a worldwide crime syndicate]], ''then'' I defuse a nuke and kill a terrorist, ''then'' I'm elected [[PresidentEvil president]], and ''[[OverlyLongGag then]]'' I'm in an alien spaceship in outer space fighting aliens in a simulation..." '''Giggles.''' "[[WasntThatFun I have the best life ever]]."
278	** If you're playing a Boss with Male Voice 3:
279	-->'''Male Voice 3''': "I love stopping to listen to the world around me. Then BLOWING UP WHATEVER'S MAKING THAT DAMN NOISE."
280	-->'''Male Voice 3''': "Think I'm just gonna stand here and talk, so you all can swoon over my voice."
281	-->'''Male Voice 3''': "So. Places to go, aliens to kill, and YEAH I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING!"
282	-->'''Male Voice 3''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall "Hey you! Yeah, you! You bringing me a sandwich?"]]
283	* During one of the missions before you save Gat, a bunch of enemies from various simulations start flooding yours. You have three [[{{Foreshadowing}} Bosses]] to fight in this battle, all of which are the default characters and the co-op player from the first two ''Saints Row'' games. What should be noted is [[WorthyOpponent Boss' reaction to all of this going down]].
284	-->'''Boss''': Ah, the default players...
285	* Some of the lines of the dying guards in Asha's simulation.
286	-->'''Dying Guard''': [[{{Retirony}} I was two days from retirement]]!\
287	or\
288	'''Dying Guard''': Agh! [[TropeName Famous movie quote]]!\
289	or\
290	'''Dying Guard''': [[OhNoNotAgain Not again]]!
291	** And some of their OhCrap lines when you [[VideoGame/SplinterCell shoot out the lights]]
292	---> '''Guard with a prostitute''': '''RUN, [[ClingyJealousGirl IT'S MY CRAZY EX!!!]]'''
293	** If you get spotted/shoot guards first instead of lights/die, Asha screams "Boss!" just like MGS.
294	*** Frankly, the whole mission is one long LampshadeHanging over the AcceptableBreaksFromReality done by the ''VideoGame/MetalGear'' series (up to the cardboard boxes), complete with the main objective being to kill Mr. X, a.k.a. [[EvilTwin Evil You]], a stereotypical villain with an EyepatchOfPower and a BeardOfEvil… even if the Boss is [[GirlsWithMoustaches a woman!]]
295	** When guards are alerted, the traditional "!" is replaced with "WTF!"
296	** When Asha demands that the Boss shoot a light, then a guard, the Boss responds with:
297	--->'''The Boss''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Asha, that light has a family.]]
298	** While sneaking through an air duct and listening to one of the [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy guards' inane babbling]], Female 1 voice comments that "if I were evil me, I'd send these guys back to henchmen community college."
299	* The end of a certain mission involves an InterfaceScrew that results in a load of computational style 'errors' showing up:
300	-->[=Gat_Dancing_HShake FILE CORRUPT=]\
301	[=Shaundi_Sex_Tape ACCESS RESTRICTED=]\
302	[=MattMiller_NyteRyder_=]SlashFic[=_Chapter1 DO NOT OPEN=]\
303	VideoGame/DeadIsland[=_X_SaintsRow COMING 2015=]\
304	[=DildoWielding_Dinosaurs OUT OF MEMORY=]\
305	[=PubFinder_=][[Creator/{{THQ}} TeeAichCue]] [[BitingTheHandHumor OUT OF MONEY]]
306	** And then you get glitched out into the title screen of the [[VideoGame/SaintsRow the first game]].
307	* All voices of Boss once again have different comments during mission dialogue. Hearing them all is one big reason for replaying the game with each.
308	* During Asha's recruitment mission, The Boss wants to know what exactly is wrong with his evil twin. Asha tells him to think of [[AxCrazy his worst attribute]] [[OmnicidalManiac times a thousand]]. Half of the voices reflect on [[EvilIsCool how awesome that must be]], but the others....
309	--> '''Male Voice 2''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint So]] [[NoRespectGuy Pierce]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint times a thousand?]]
310	** Male voice 3 on the other hand...
311	---> '''Male Voice 3''': [[BiggerIsBetterInBed They don't make pants that size.]]
312	** Female voice 2 - the French one - said this:
313	---> '''Female Voice 2''': One thousand Kinzies? Kill me now.
314	* Zinyak [[KlingonsLoveShakespeare loves him some fine human culture]]:
315	--> '''Zinyak''': To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
316	*** '''Female Voice 1''' Thanks for sharing your high school poetry.
317	*** '''Female Voice 2''' Sorry, I don't really follow American hip hop.
318	----> '''Zinyak''': It's a quote from Macbeth.
319	*** '''Female Voice 1''' [[BookDumb Yeah I don't know what that is.]]
320	*** '''Female Voice 2''' Sorry, I don't really follow Scottish hip hop.
321	** Then there's the room in a text adventure that's an Creator/EdgarAllanPoe pastiche with a skeleton in the wall holding a glass of wine, a heart under the floorboards and a raven perching atop a blade pendulum. All the Boss gets out of that is that there's a dead pirate with a parrot.
322	* At one point in "Ghost in the Machine", Kinzie tells the Boss to defend a location while she uploads some data. When the Boss asks her how long it will take, she replies with "55 minutes". The kicker is that a timer counting down from 55:00 appears like it's an actual objective, while the Boss mentions that they "usually take three to five minutes, tops". While the time decreases to a more reasonable amount later on, it's pretty funny that the game takes the joke that far.
323	* As a TakeThat to a [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV certain competing open-world crime game]], Volition has released a Johnny Gat-themed DLC on the same day as the latest entry in said competitor's series. Not only is the title of the DLC only one letter switch away from being the title of the competitor's game, but Volition made the DLC free on Steam for one day just to drive home how the dueling game has not been released on PC as of October 2013 (despite all of its predecessors being present on that platform), bought the Twitter hashtag ''#GATV'' and got it trending to further troll the other series! The icing on the cake came when CNN tweeted about the competitor's release and accidentally used Volition's hashtag, thereby getting a little more free publicity. Bravo, Volition!
324	* In "Miller-Space", the Protagonist is given the [[SadisticChoice choice]] to [[HeroicSacrifice kill themself and save all of humanity]] by walking through a red door or free Matt by walking through a blue door but keep fighting the Zin in a moment that [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally isn't a reference to]] ''Film/TheMatrix'' or ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''. Picking the red door will roll the credits, but at the end, [[PressXToDie the simulation shuts off]] and the Mission Failed screen appears.
325	--> MILLER-SPACE\
326	'''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath FAILED]]'''\
327	[[ILied ZINYAK LIED]]
328	** And of course [[MedalOfDishonor you get an achievement/trophy for it]].
329	* Jane Valderama's BadBadActing when reading the part of [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet Juliet]] on the classical music station.
330	* Any time [=NPCs=] in the Simulation glitch out. You have typical things like vertex errors, torsos and [[BigHeadMode heads]] growing in size, then there's [=NPCs=] standing and walking upside down, [=NPCs=] driving outside of their cars, and cars being upside down with their wheels still in place on the ground.
331	* The reunion with Kinzie right after she's released you from the simulation for the first time.
332	-->'''The Boss:''' Let me take the stick. I'm gettin' us out of here.\
333	'''Kinzie:''' (ranting and waving her arms) 'Gee Kinzie, thanks for saving my life.' 'Why thanks boss, I love being appreciated.' 'Boss? I'm the President now!' 'When did you turn into such a jerk? 'Surprise, Kinzie! I've ALWAYS been an asshole!'\
334	'''Boss:''' (puts his hand on Kinzie's shoulder reassuringly) Thank you. I mean it.\
335	'''Kinzie:''' (awkward pause) ... you're not wearing pants.\
336	'''Boss:''' (yanks his arm away like he touched a red-hot stove and looks down worriedly) This just got weird.\
337	'''Kinzie:''' Little bit.
338	* Benjamin King's loyalty mission: Tanya has left King's simulation and moved to the Boss's, taken over Technically Legal, and has been infecting citizens with a computer virus that turns them into her enslaved strippers and prostitutes. Matt has given the Boss the ability to cure the infected people by [[EmpathicHealer absorbing the virus into him/herself]], and tells the Boss not to worry, since he/she should be immune to the virus since he/she is a real person and not just code unlike everyone else in the simulation. He's wrong. As you cure people, your outfit changes piece by piece into stripper gear, and when you finally get to Technically Legal, the Boss is utterly overcome with the urge to get up on stage and do a sexy dance routine. Set to "Simply Irresistible". ''And you QTE the whole thing''. What sells it is the Boss's extreme pride in their performance, and Matt's [[FanDisservice extreme disgust and horror at it]]. Works best if your Boss is someone whose physical appearance [[{{Gonk}} entirely justifies Matt's reaction]].
339	* During Johnny's loyalty mission, the Boss essentially recaps the third game for Johnny and talks about all the new additions to the Saints. On the topic of Oleg...
340	-->'''Boss:''' ''[nostalgically]'' Man, the first time I met Oleg he was naked and hooked up to a big machine.\
341	'''Johnny:''' ''[impressed]'' Damn, Steelport sounds like a party town.
342	* Female Voice 3 (the Southern voice) is arguably the most cheerful and upbeat of all the voices, which makes things even more funny as she causes untold amounts of mayhem throughout the game.
343	-->''"This town used be nicer..."''
344	-->''"Butter my bun and call me a biscuit!"''
345	-->''"T.C.B.!"''
346	-->''"It's like revisiting your childhood home...if your childhood home was a crack house."''
347	* [[CrossesTheLineTwice Enter the Dominatrix]], To quote Donnie, [[EveryoneHasStandards "It was too crazy for Saints Row."]]
348	** The DLC is done documentary-style, and has all the characters poking fun at themselves and the plot.
349	** Zinyak was to be a ZeroEffortBoss, getting killed very early in the game via a single gunshot followed by a short quick time event. Zinyak, who is commenting on the scene, is less than thrilled about his original demise and is clearly humiliated at getting taken down so easily. He then pretty much {{Rage Quit}}s the commentary.
350	---> '''Zinyak''': This was meant to be my shining moment! I mean, will you LOOK at that health bar! (a single bullet drains it to nothing) Just... just... just '''''insulting!''''' Agh! And now they want to draw it out with these ''ridiculous button prompts!'' (The Boss pulls out a gun for the CoupDeGrace) Yes, yes, yes, look at you, with your enormous weapon. '''''[[SarcasmMode OOOOH!]]'''''
351	** Poor Donnie just can't get a break even as a badass super-powered guru. He gets cut from the game, gets kidnapped and gets no respect from the cast.
352	--->'''Donnie:''' Now I know what Dex is always complaining about.
353	--->'''Donnie:''' Do we at least get to see the [[{{Padding}} seven minute]] [[PressXToNotDie QTE]] video of us constructing the ship?\
354	'''Boss:''' (Very forlorn headshake)
355	** Kinzie spazzing about her "Big moment". Which is a ''very'' lengthy sequence of TechnoBabble. Pierce fast-forwards and it still takes a long time to get through.
356	*** And during said fast-forward, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Professor Genki is goofing off in the background.]]
357	*** Since everything nearby is still going on while she talks, it's possible for Kinzie to be run over by a car while she's talking.
358	*** Also, the mere fact that it's Pierce, the gang's resident ButtMonkey, who actually gets to shut Kinzie up, matter-of-factly saying it's ''boooooooring''.
359	** The ultra low-budget "animatic" for the "escape from Paul" sequence at the end of "Pop His Top", which is basically a couple of guys from Volition playing around with models.
360	** Zimos makes a surprise appearance in the Dominatrix's BDSM club, and winds up in a pony cart ''again'', officially making it a "[[{{Pun}} Running]]" [[RunningGag Gag.]]
361	*** And of course, the fact that the Sex Club is where the Dominatrix is found was derided by Shaundi and Kinzie, while Matt and Pierce high-five over having proposed the idea.
362	** While in the club (after having wrangled some furries), you're told you first have to please a client before you can see the Dominatrix.
363	--->'''The Boss''': Fuck me.\
364	'''Dom''': ''That'' is up to the client.
365	*** Even better is that Female Boss 1's line is a ''very'' agitated "Fuck me running..."
366	*** Male Voice 3's line when he arrives at Zimos' room:
367	-->'''Male Voice 3''': ''"Someone order an English Breakfast?"''
368	** If you have Super Homie Kinzie unlocked when getting to the club, you can have her saying she's dressed normal...in a blue PVC catsuit with a hood and ample CleavageWindow.
369	** Later in the mission, you have to fight a "Super Gimp" who wasn't originally planned; he was just walking by the set and the production crew [[ThrowItIn invited him]].
370	** One of the interview segments where Kinzie is talking about how Donnie got cut from the game because they already had two genius techies bickering with each other so they didn't need another one:
371	--->'''Jane Valderama''': So why did Donnie get cut and not you or Matt?\
372	'''Kinzie''': Oh, that's because Matt and I blackmailed the shit out of people.
373	** The ending of the final mission -- Shaundi puts it best by describing it as "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Total. Fucking. Batshit.]]" The Saints escape the simulation on the backs of ''talking velociraptors'', one of whom even sings "the song of my people": "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was (Not Was). ''In a voice like [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]]. And the ending cutscene that follows, with [an entire raptor civilization bestowing gifts upon the Saints.
374	** The ending scene, which is one big reference to the ending scene of [[Film/StarWarsANewHope A New Hope]]. Complete with Donnie doing the Chewbacca roar.
375	** The audience with the King of the Velociraptors. Who despite being... King of the Velociraptors... has a surprising amount of gravitas and manages to provide happy endings for everyone. Including getting married to Shaundi and backing up Donnie. He also agrees to go bowling with The Boss, though ''how'' he's going to bowl remains a mystery for the ages.
376	* "How the Saints Saved Christmas" offers plenty of laughs, including:
377	** Matt's nativity scene features a velociraptor, the Bloody Cannoness, and Nyte Blade.
378	** The mere fact that ''Zinyak kidnapped Santa Claus''.
379	** Every single glorious second of the [[OverlyLongGag candy cane licking action command]] once the player gets to Santa's workshop in How The Saints Saved Christmas. Especially since the door [[ShaggyDogStory is locked and can't be opened]] anyway. All of the blurbs that appear are also hilarious:
380	--->[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything You just like making that sound, don't you?]]\
381	Sicko.\
382	We hope there aren't any children watching this.\
383	You know type 2 diabetes is on the rise, right?\
384	You must really want the [[BraggingRightsReward reward,]] huh?
385	** One of the weapon skins is a candy cane. The one for the Penetrator. Think about that for a moment.
386	** The ending: Santa wakes up inside Zinyak's command ship.
387	*** Not to mention the ending montage of the Saints celebrating Christmas. Special mention goes to The Boss, Matt, and Asha going Christmas Caroling.
388	** The collectible letters to Santa found throughout the missions. They're all wish lists from the main cast. For example, Matt wants a Bloody Canoness body pillow and a ''Nyte Blayde body pillow''. Johnny's list consists of various firearms but [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ends with some hair gel]]. As for Keith, he has but one wish: "Get me off this ship."
389	** The other type of collectible is Future Shaundi's story which plays similarly to Zinyak's text adventures. While it's normally lacking in humor, there is one option of "Dinosaurs took over the Earth!" The response from that is, [[CanonDiscontinuity "No, that DLC wasn't canon."]]

Context Funny / SaintsRowIV