Line #29 Funny/RockofAges


1	!![[Theatre/RockOfAges The Musical]]
2	* During "We Built This City/Too Much Time on My Hands", after Dennis Dupree learns that the Bourbon is going to be torn down because it "no longer generates an adequate tax revenue".
3	-->'''Lonny''': That's why I keep telling you - we need to bring back Naked Jello Wrestling Thursdays. But this time, check it: we let ''women'' enter!
4	* Franz. Just...
5	-->'''Franz:''' I'm not gay....I'm GERMAN!
6	** Early in Act 1, some of the ensemble members are doing a group number as Hertz and Franz walk by, and Franz runs off and joins them in their dancing. Especially funny with how the ensemble is clad in "rocker"-type clothing while he's wearing a business suit.
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8	!![[Film/RockOfAges The Film]]
9	* Most things involving Stacee Jaxx are pure funny. Especially when the two bruisers temporarily provide totally deadpan backing vocals during "[[Music/BonJovi Wanted Dead Or Alive]]", causing Constance to give them a WTF look.
10	** Out of the blue, Stacee stops that very musical number for a split-second, long enough to answer a girl's CrosswordPuzzle. ''[[spoiler: "Dalai Lama."]]''
11	* The in-universe ExecutiveMeddling to a band to take it from metal to hip hop. Bad hip hop. It must be seen to be believed, like every poser pushed into one band.
12	** During "[[Music/JourneyBand Any Way You Want it]]" when Drew is put in his new wardrobe, he's got a truly crushed look on his face, singing in a hilarious deadpan.
13	* The entirety of the phone conversation between Stacee Jaxx and the poor guy picking up the phones at ''Rolling Stone'' late at night. Jaxx's dialogue is this drug-addled, cryptic mess, and the other guy snarks his way through the whole conversation.
14	** And Stacee finding out he "has a gig" that night--cut to the empty phonebooth.
15	** And then when he gets to his gig right after the crowd finishes the big "[[Music/{{Starship}} We Built This City]]/[[Music/TwistedSister We're Not Gonna Take It]]" number, he recognizes the mayor's wife as one of his old groupies. And pretty much melts her credibility along with her.
16	* When Jaxx goes back to the Bourbon Room to find Constance, he spots her and starts walking to her--only to be ambushed by an adoring fan who pulls him into a [[OverlyLongGag ridiculously long kiss]]. As it goes on, Jaxx turns from his usual response, to holding up a hand in the "just gimme a minute" gesture (Constance answers with an "it's okay, I'm sure you get this a lot" gesture), finally ending up just staring incredulously at the woman kissing him, clearly wondering if she ever has to let up to ''breathe'' before he finally manages to free himself.
17	** The girl then collapses to the floor.
18	* Patricia's supposedly short BackStory / MotiveRant.
19	-->'''Mayor Whitmore''': That was the ''short'' version?
20	** ''Most'' scenes with Patricia Whitmore are pretty funny, due to her LargeHam tendencies.
21	* Nearly every scene with Lonny in it but especially the 'Concrete Balls' conversation.
22	** Also "why would the Devil be involved in ''closing'' vaginas?"
23	*** EvenEvilHasStandards
24	** When he runs out with the book is both this--because he looks ''insane''--and a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
25	* ''Anything'' involving Stacee Jaxx's pet monkey, Hey Man. ''Anything''.
26	* Lonnie and Dennis singing "[[Music/REOSpeedwagon Can't Fight This Feeling]]" to each other.
27	* Sherrie and Drew meeting back up at the Hollywood sign:
28	-->'''Sherrie''': I'm a stripper at the Venus Club.
29	-->'''Drew''': I'm in a boy band.
30	-->''({{Beat}})''
31	-->'''Sherrie''': You win.
32	* The sex and kissing scenes between Stacee and Constance, tongues and all. Particularly when they lampshade the AnatomicallyImpossibleSex during "I Want to Know What Love is."
33	** Stacee singing directly into her ass during the song as well.
34	** When Stacee finally sees her again in the Bourbon Room at the end, he tells her to ''open her mouth''. Constance quizzically obliges him, only for Stacee to [[{{Squick}} thrust his entire tongue into it and waggle it around obscenely]]. To top it off, Jaxx is visibly teary-eyed on seeing her. What the hell.
35	* "What's the name of your band, mate?" "Wolfgang Von Colt." ''(beat)'' "You're sticking with that, are you?"
36	* [[BoyBand The Z-Guyeezz]]. [[MyspeldRokband Their name]]. [[PretentiousPronunciation Its pronunciation]]. Even more, their clothes. ''Even'' more, Paul's reminder to Drew aka Joshy-Z to turn off his microphone so that the audience doesn't hear him sing live (the music is 100% playback). And, of course, [[BringMyBrownPants Dennis' reaction upon their performance]].
37	** Kevy Z continuing to dance the ridiculous choreography as he is being dragged off the stage to a lour chorus of boos.
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39	!![[VideoGame/RockOfAges The Unrelated Video Game]]
40	* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=braHFWZSImg Wallachia scene]], parodying ''Franchise/{{Castlevania}}'' perfectly, and then replacing Dracula with Vlad Tepes.
41	* Every single cutscene in the entire game. Also, when you successfully mow down the door of your enemy's castle, they [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream like a little girl]] and when they get rolled over, all you hear is PPHHHRRRRRRP! at the results screen.

Context Funny / RockofAges