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1[[quoteright:315:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/grif-protect_me_cone_2876.png]]
2[[caption-width-right:315:PROTECT ME, CONE!]]
3->'''Wash:''' That was the worst throw...''ever''. Of all time.\
4'''Caboose:''' Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.
5
6Virtually ''every'' episode of ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'' has a Crowning Moment of Funny. These are the best ones. '''Warning: Each folder will contain unmarked spoilers for the previous seasons.'''
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8[[foldercontrol]]
9[[index]]
10* [[Funny/RedVsBlueTheBloodGulchChronicles The Blood Gulch Chronicles]]
11* [[Funny/RedVsBlueTheRecollection The Recollection]]
12* [[Funny/RedVsBlueTheProjectFreelancerSaga The Project Freelancer Saga]]
13* [[Funny/RedVsBlueTheChorusTrilogy The Chorus Trilogy]]
14* [[Funny/RedVsBlueSeason14 Season 14]]
15* [[Funny/RedVsBlueTheShisnoTrilogy The Shisno Trilogy]]
16* [[Funny/RedVsBlueZero Zero]]
17* [[Funny/RedVsBlueFamilyShatters Family Shatters]]
18[[/index]]
19
20[[folder:Mini Series]]
21[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screen_shot_2018_02_06_at_93342_am.png]]
22 [[caption-width-right:350:"I have no idea what I'm doing."]]
23
24[[AC: Out of Mind]]
25* Delta is analytical, but proves to be quite human with his snark.
26-->Tactical matrix is incalculable, outcome is uncertain, chance of success is unknown... [[NotSoAboveItAll but a little payback would be nice.]]\
27''(in response to "Just one of the things that makes us human")'' Excellent point, York. I was not looking at it from a flawed perspective. I will try to do so in the future.\
28Oh, so it ''is'' pride. I was registering an emotion, but I incorrectly categorized it as stupidity.
29* The final conversation between Tex and Wyoming in the miniseries:
30-->'''Tex:''' You know what? You don't have to tell me. All I have to do is pummel you senseless, rip off your helmet, and access your communication logs. I'll know exactly where he is. \
31'''Wyoming:''' [[OhCrap Uh, hm. I see.]] Well in that case, perhaps I shall tell you. \
32'''Tex:''' Nah, I like my way better. ''[bashes Wyoming's head]''
33
34[[AC: Recovery One]]
35* Once Wyoming reveals himself by firing at Wash:
36-->'''Delta:''' [[CaptainObvious I suggest you return fire.]]\
37'''Washington:''' [[SarcasmMode Ya think?]]
38* In a BlackComedy case, Wash's NoSympathy towards his fellow Freelancers when the Counselor mentions how many of the other agents resent him for his mental breakdown having shuttered any plans of future [=A.I.=] implantation.
39-->'''Counselor:''' We have safeguards for the unstable emotional patterns of an artificial intelligence. Sometimes these algorithms... fail.\
40'''Washington:''' Oh, so it's ''your'' fault.\
41'''Counselor:''' We prefer to think that it is no one's fault.\
42'''Washington:''' Really.\
43'''Counselor:''' Just a possible, but rare, unfortunate outcome.\
44'''Washington:''' (drily) How convenient.
45
46[[AC: Relocated]]
47* Sarge, wanting to get their new base in Valhalla up and running, sends Grif up to the very top of the structure. Eventually, Grif finds that some wreckage is blocking something, and Simmons suggests using a grenade to clear it.
48-->'''Grif:''' Is that safe?\
49'''Simmons:''' ''None'' of this is safe! You wanna start analyzing ''now?!''
50** Earlier, Sarge sends Simmons to spy on Blue Base, where Simmons has an encounter with Caboose. He returns to report...
51--->'''Simmons:''' Well, [the base] isn't running on brain power, I can tell you that.\
52'''Sarge:''' Oh, good! That means Grif can still be used as a reliable fuel source!
53* [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Both Caboose and Grif]] [[HopelessWithTech believing electricity to be "invisible magic."]] (Although it's likely the latter was being [[SarcasmMode sarcastic.]])
54
55[[AC: Reach]]
56* In "Episode 3: There Goes the Neighborhood" Sarge and Grif finally make it to the Reach version of Blood Gulch after being stranded across the map and getting stuck in Firefight Mode, respectively. There, Simmons reveals that he's had to defend Red Base from the Blues, and in the background the Blue Team is attacking each other.
57-->'''Sarge:''' Simmons, why are they shooting at each other?\
58'''Simmons:''' Oh, I told them that if they didn't attack us, I would trade them my pre-order code for the exclusive chest piece. Now they're fighting each other to see who gets it.\
59'''Caboose:''' Marco!\
60'''Grif:''' But you already used your code. You're ''wearing'' it!\
61'''Simmons:''' Yeah, but ''they'' don't know that.
62* In that same episode, Sarge [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYMAy8x-4qM starts singing]] while wandering around Forge World. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRpzPouPjdU All]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFJ4TX_VxV8 the]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjY4cw-kaR0 times]] Matt sung it live are also noteworthy (in the first, he forgot the lyrics; in the second, he's forced to do it again because the song is short; and in the third, just for Matt performing in a suit!).
63
64[[AC: MIA]]
65* When Grif is apparently kidnapped, Sarge calls Command, and Vic forwards him to Doc. Sarge wants Doc to fill in for the missing Grif, but runs into a problem.
66-->'''Sarge:''' Don't tell me you're still one of those lame paci-whatevers.\
67'''Doc:''' ''Pacifists.'' Yeah, Sarge, I still am. You don't just turn it off when it's convenient. [[TakeThat It's not like being a vegan]].
68* Church tried to get Caboose to re-stack all of the crates in the storage room of Blue Base by advising him to treat it "just like ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''." However, it didn't work since Caboose got confused [[LiteralMinded when the crates didn't disappear whenever he made a full row]].
69-->'''Church:''' That's not what I meant! That's not how it works, dummy!\
70'''Tucker:''' Actually that's '''exactly''' how ''Tetris'' works. What, you haven't played the game before?\
71'''Church:''' [[ThisIsReality This is real life, Tucker!]]\
72'''Caboose:''' ''([[TheComicallySerious solemnly]])'' [[Film/WarGames The only way to win is not to play.]]
73* [[NotSoAboveItAll Church's]] {{Adorkable}} {{Squee}}ing when he gets an annoyed Tucker to comment on how ItsQuietTooQuiet.
74
75[[AC: Where There's a Will, There's a Wall]]
76* Sarge wants to take down the wall behind Red Base to see what's on the other side. His first idea? Send a Warthog (Driven by Grif) down a ramp to smash through it. Lopez's Hispanic deadpan commentary only drives the humor home.
77** Meanwhile, the Blues have gotten a Pelican chopper. Each Blue soldier has an ImagineSpot:
78*** Church wants to pull a ScrewThisImOuttaHere.
79*** Tucker wants to pick up chicks.
80*** And Caboose? His thought balloon just has a floating wreckage of what the Pelican used to be. Thought!Caboose looks down at Real!Caboose and says, "I have no idea what I'm doing."
81** At the end of the miniseries, Lopez has his own ImagineSpot: He's in the Blue Team's tank, and uses it to kill both the Reds and Blues in one shot.
82* When Tucker's complaining to Church about being left out;
83-->'''Tucker:''' ...I never get anything around here. You got your sniper rifle, Caboose got to drive the tank, [[TemptingFate and the Reds have their jeep!]]\
84''(Cut to Grif driving the Warthog down the ramp, screaming as it crashes and explodes)''\
85'''Grif:''' ''...Ow.''\
86'''Simmons:''' Well, looks like that plan failed completely.\
87'''Sarge:''' Simmons! Don't be so quick to judge! Grif, are you alive in there?\
88'''Grif:''' Yes! Barely...\
89'''Sarge:''' Aw, damn it. Total failure!
90
91[[AC: Grifball]]
92* The Commissioner is hilarious, due to his smug voice and how swiftly he diverts any criticisms towards his management style.
93* In "Expansion", Team Slipspace discuss the Commissioner's upcoming announcement;
94-->'''Flynt:''' Maybe they're going to turn off the exploding balls.\
95'''Coach:''' That ''would'' save on our healthcare premiums...\
96'''Rookie:''' ''(Worried)'' The balls explode?\
97'''Flynt:''' Yeah, but only when we score.\
98'''Rookie:''' ''(Relieve)'' Oh...no chance of that.
99** The banner when we cut back to Commissioner's press conference reads, "Commissioner still likes his exploding balls"
100* "The Franchise Player" features a player, "Extermination" Murphy, whose constantly in jail for excessive violence, but is paid more half the Grifball League's payroll. Naturally, he gets put onto Team Slipspace. Of course, due to legal reasons, he's not allowed outside of a tiny cage. And due to his contract stipulations, only ''Murphy'' is allowed to score. How does Team Slipspace deal with this? They give him the Grifball, shove his cage to the goal so he score...and leave him there. [[StuffBlowingUp And we all know what happens when you score in Grifball...]]
101-->'''Rookie:''' Yeah, I figure his contract has him in that cell for the rest of his life. Really doing him a favor, y'know? Shortening that term.\
102'''Murphy:''' ''(Doing a victory dance)'' Are you ready for me, pro leagues? 'Cause I'm about to [[TemptingFate blow up]] ''(Grifball explodes)''
103[[/folder]]
104
105[[folder:[=PSAs=] and Other Videos]]
106* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUZIoAmqlms&t=7m26s an ad for]] ''Rally Sport Challenge 2'', Sarge attempts to play the game and drive a Warthog at the same time, convinced that "it's all about hand-eye coordination". As Simmons and Grif continue the pitch, Sarge careens off a hill in the background and crashes, exclaiming, "Oh, my hands and eyes!"
107* The '''entirety''' of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0grFFAxySw "Real Life vs. The Internet"]] PSA. Just… all of it.
108** Meeting new people:
109--->'''--REAL LIFE--'''\
110'''Church:''' Well, it was, it was really great to meet you!\
111'''Female Donut:''' It was really great to meet you too!\
112'''Church:''' Would you mind if I, uh, called you later?\
113'''Female Donut:''' Sure!\
114'''--INTERNET--'''\
115'''Male Donut:''' [[ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet So big boy, I'm from-]]\
116'''Simmons:''' You're not a girl!\
117'''Male Donut:''' What? 'Course I am!\
118'''Simmons:''' A ''real'' girl?\
119'''Sarge:''' (from afar) WHO'S A GIRL?! I LIKE GIRLS!!\
120'''Simmons:''' (to Sarge) Shut up, you!\
121'''Male Donut:''' [[BadLiar Yes! I am really a girl! Tee hee hee!]]\
122'''Simmons:''' [[SpotTheThread ...Send me naked pictures!]]\
123'''Male Donut:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat ...Okay!]]\
124'''Sarge:''' I LOVE [[Creator/AngelinaJolie ANGELINA JOLIE]]! DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE?! SHE’S GOT ''ENORMOUS'' LIPS!
125** Checking your mail:
126--->'''--REAL LIFE--'''\
127'''Church:''' [[BillBillJunkBill Bills, bills, bills... coupon. Great.]]\
128'''--INTERNET--'''\
129'''Simmons:''' Pardon me, my friend, but I am Nigirean Roylty, and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that I can't spell "Nigerian." Or "royalty."\
130'''Doc:''' Would you like to refinance your home? Mortgage rates have never been lower! \
131'''Grif:''' Hey, Church! We have all the filthiest sluts on the internet. They're hopped up on herbal Viagra and waiting for ''you!''\
132'''Sarge:''' WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?! WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT? I COULD SUGGEST SOME PLACES!\
133'''Doc:''' You could put it in escrow!
134** Going Shopping:
135--->'''---REAL LIFE--'''\
136'''Doc:''' $12.99 for that Music/{{Creed|Band}} CD, please!\
137'''Church:''' Here ya go.\
138'''Doc:''' Have a nice day!\
139'''--INTERNET--'''\
140'''Grif:''' Does anyone have the new Creed CD?\
141'''Church:''' I have it.\
142'''Grif:''' Give it to me right now.\
143'''Church:''' (confused) Give it to you? Why would I do that?\
144'''Grif:''' YOU'RE NOT GIVING IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!\
145'''Church:''' [[MemeticMutation Wait, that's illegal.]]\
146'''Grif:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic No, it isn't! I don't ''want'' it to be illegal! Therefore it ''isn't!'' That's the way it works!]]\
147'''Simmons:''' Creed sucks! I hate you! And I hate the bands you like![[note]]It's also worth noting that, as per WordOfGod, this line is one of Gus Sorola's (a.k.a. Simmons' [=VA=]) favorite lines of dialogue in the entire series[[/note]]
148** In the segment on partying with friends, the "Internet" portion has Grif explaining to Church that there's no parties online [[TheInternetIsForPorn since everyone is too busy masturbating]].
149** Discussing politics:
150--->'''--REAL LIFE--'''\
151'''Church:''' (calmly) Look, that's just the way I feel about it.\
152'''Sarge:''' [[TemptingFate Well I disagree, but I respect your opinion.]]\
153'''--INTERNET--'''\
154(in the middle of a massive warzone)\
155'''Church:''' [[NoKillLikeOverkill YOU DESERVE TO DIE! DIE AND GO TO HELL AND BURN!]]\
156'''Sarge:''' OH, YEAH?! [[DisproportionateRetribution WELL, I HOPE YOU GET RAPED! TWICE!]] MAYBE THEN YOU'LL FEEL DIFFERENT! JERK!\
157'''Grif:''' [[TakeThat We don't need to find]] [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror any weapons of mass destruction!]] [[InsaneTrollLogic We just need to]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic WANT]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic to find them! That's the way it works!]]\
158'''Simmons:''' [[TakeThat I VOTED FOR NADER!]] I HATE EVERYONE!\
159'''Doc:''' (in the distance) Would you like to change your home page to moveon.org?!\
160'''Donut:''' (runs into frame) Politics make me ''soooo'' horny! Check out my webcam pic at presidentialsluts.com!
161*** The best part of the above exchange is that the domain name "presidentialsluts.com" was actually registered for well over an entire decade to Geoff Ramsey (a.k.a. Grif's voice actor).
162** Church ends the video by claiming that people can prepare for the Internet by "going to your local middle school chess club and [[BlackComedy handing out crystal meth and guns]]."
163--->'''Grif:''' Thanks for watching, everybody! [[BrickJoke Now let's all go home and]] ''[[BrickJoke masturbate!]]''\
164'''Church:''' (exasperated) ''Grif.''
165* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8bzvODzPJ8 "The Winter Lames: the Olympics Suck"]]:
166** Sarge has several suggestions on how to improve the events, most of which boil down to StuffBlowingUp.
167--->'''Church:''' Okay, well instead of just criticizing the Games, I think we should concentrate on helping make the current Olympic events more fun to watch.\
168'''Sarge:''' You bet your bobsled. There's nothing wrong with the Olympics that modern science can't fix.\
169'''Church:''' Right, like using aerodynamic computer modeling to develop better ski jumping techniques.\
170'''Sarge:''' No, like replacing the skis with ''heat-seeking missiles!'' And the jumping with exploding.\
171'''Church:''' Well that sounds a little extreme. How would you improve curling?\
172'''Sarge:''' Replace the big rocks with grenades.\
173'''Church:''' Figure skating?\
174'''Sarge:''' Land mines.\
175'''Church:''' Downhill skiing?\
176'''Sarge:''' Laser gates.\
177'''Church:''' Speed skating?\
178'''Sarge:''' [[KnifeFight Everyone gets a bayonet]].\
179'''Church:''' Snowboarding?\
180'''Sarge:''' Get rid of the hippies, and [[BearsAreBadNews add polar bears]]! In fact, ''every'' event could use more polar bears!
181** "Tell Michelle Kwan I always loved her!"
182** Later, Sarge gets the idea to give medals of ''enriched uranium'' to the losers.
183* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5RKt6lPoNY "Lethargy Crisis"]]:
184** Sarge's insane solution to make more fossil fuel.
185--->'''Sarge:''' [Everyone] knows that gasoline comes from dinosaurs. If we're running out of gas, the solution isn't to drive less, it's to kill more dinosaurs!\
186'''Church:''' All the dinosaurs are already dead.\
187'''Sarge:''' It doesn't have to be just dinosaurs, moron. Any animal turns in to oil when it dies. So remember: if you wanna be environmentally friendly, ''[[OmnicidalManiac just kill every living thing you see]]''! And bury it.\
188'''Simmons:''' But that process takes millions of years.\
189'''Sarge:''' I've got time.\
190''(Cut to Grif buried alive, with his arm sticking out)''\
191'''Grif:''' Lemme outta here! ''There's worms''!\
192'''Sarge:''' Gentlemen, we could debate the fine points all day. But the fact remains, a gallon of gas still costs less today, than a gallon of milk.\
193'''Church:''' Yeah, but you don't drink three gallons of milk every time you drive to work.\
194'''Sarge:''' Maybe ''you'' don't!
195** The text on Grif's tombstone reads "Here Lies Grif", with Grif's name crossed out and replaced with "unleaded".
196** Caboose breathes fire after drinking two gallons of gasoline.
197* According to Sarge in [[https://youtu.be/BXAxp4jcCaY Beta Complex]], a "vital test of mission critical technology" involves Simmons [[BeatingADeadPlayer teabagging Grif repeatedly.]]
198-->'''Simmons:''' Feels good...slightly improved!
199-->'''Sarge:''' Grif: how would you rate the humiliation factor?
200-->'''Grif:''' ''[Dryly]'' '''''High.'''''
201* One word: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqWtbQdA6o4 Grifball]]. Eventually became an AscendedMeme.
202** [[Film/DodgeballATrueUnderdogStory The American Grifball League]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment of America]]
203** This:
204--->'''Simmons:''' There are two teams. One red...\
205'''Church:''' ...and one good.
206** Apparently, when they say the ball carrier becomes Grif, that's NotHyperbole.
207--->'''Grif:''' Hey, what the-? How did I get here? And why am I holding this bomb?
208** Then, when Church explains that the 'ball' explodes after each score:
209--->'''Grif:''' Yeah, in your face, non-Grifs! Wait, what was all that stuff about exp- ''(Bomb explodes)'' AHHH! OH MY GOD! MY SKIN IS ON FIRE!
210** Caboose's description of the game.
211--->'''Caboose:''' It's just like hockey. Except with Grif, and more teeth!
212* The "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5aUvk86XiA Game On]]" PSA. ''"Can we stop that fucking horn already!"''
213* Everyone was busy during the "Columbus Day" PSA... so they let ''Caboose'' host it. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IsJfFDQpgY Epic Hilarity Ensues.]]
214** Part of the reason why everyone was busy? They had to get the Meta under control the way one handles a loose animal.
215--->'''Simmons:''' Come here buddy, over here. You wanna treat? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Come over here!
216* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaaCREc954 "Valentine's Day"]] PSA. Caboose mourns over celebrating without Church and remembers their "[[HoYay tradition]]".
217--->'''Caboose:''' Hey Church! Happy Valentine--\
218'''Church:''' Get the fuck away from me.
219* Outtakes from ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8amvapQuP4 Reconstruction]].'' Notable moments include "AUTOBOTS, ''TRANSFORM!''" (followed by his absurdly deep "OH MY GOD!"), [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Scottish!Wash]], and the Meta [[BeatingADeadPlayer teabagging.]] Not to mention Church's ''terrible'' singing of [[Music/KatyPerry "I Kissed a Girl."]]
220* Church attempting to describe Sergeant Johnson's [[MemeticBadass Memetic Badassitude]] in the last ''Halo 3: ODST'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6wNn5DhaF4 promotional video.]]
221-->'''Church:''' Sergeant Johnson is as tough as they come. They say he's a strong as an ox, and as agile as... a... smaller ox.\
222'''Sarge:''' What?\
223'''Church:''' He moves like a whisper, that you only say to the wind at midnight.\
224'''Simmons:''' Why would you do that? That doesn't make any sense.\
225'''Church:''' He's as cunning as a fox, taking a... pottery class at a... Ivy League university... that accepts foxes!\
226'''Grif:''' Wow. You're not very good at analogies, are you?
227* From the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFZzcli_okQ Sixth Anniversary PSA]]:
228-->'''Sarge:''' Why are you still in character?\
229'''Lopez:''' [[MethodActing Don't Fuck with my Method.]]
230* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2NanM3cS6Q DIY preview]], the Reds and Blues are given access to the Forge in ''Halo 3.'' Simmons uses it to make tunnel with a line of Grav-lifts that float things towards the end, where Grif is wating. To demonstrate, Simmons sends a giant soccer ball in, which hits Grif in the head;
231-->'''Church:''' So you invented a device that fires things are Grif's face?\
232'''Sarge:''' This may possibly be the greatest discovery in the history of mankind!\
233'''Simmons:''' It ''has'' other applications as well, sir.\
234'''Sarge:''' You mean you can fire other objects at Grif's face?!
235* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNqfskP72Nw The "Fire Safety"]] PSA in [[FauxToGuide all of its glory]].
236-->'''Simmons:''' You may be asking yourself: what is fire? If you're asking that, it's because you're an idiot. You'll probably ask things like "What am the sky?" and "How does eat food?" Even cavemen knew what fire was, you dumbass.
237* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh3AXwolioQ What I Did On My Summer Vacation.]]": Caboose gets caught up in the ''Halo: Reach'' campaign. Naturally, HilarityEnsues.
238** When Caboose and Jorge are blasting into space.
239--->'''Caboose:''' Man, I can't wait to touch all of these buttons.\
240'''Jorge:''' Don't touch any buttons.\
241'''Caboose:''' ...Touch.\
242'''Jorge:''' ''(Ejected into space)'' Cabooooose~!
243** In Dr. Halsey's introductory cutscene:
244---> '''Dr Halsey:''' Do you have it? ''(referring to the package)''\
245'''Caboose:''' No, you won't let go.\
246'''Dr Halsey:''' Say the words please.\
247'''Caboose:''' The words please.\
248'''Jun:''' ...What...?
249** Him jumping over a tiny hill:
250-->'''Caboose:''' Ah, yeah, that was super hard. Don't try that.\
251'''Soldier:''' You jumped over a sand dune. It didn't look dangerous.\
252'''Caboose:''' ''(Holds up fist)'' Then how did I lose all my fingers?[[labelnote:Explanation]]This later became the name of an achievement![[/labelnote]]\
253'''Soldier:''' What?\
254'''Caboose:''' ''(Extends fingers)'' Ha! Just kidding.
255** When Caboose gets dropped off back at Blood Gulch from orbit.
256--->'''Caboose:''' Goodbye! Thank you for the ride! You are my new best friends and I will never forget you! You probably can't hear me though because everyone knows there's no oxygen on a rollercoaster! ''I am yelling quieter now because I am further away from you!''
257* The Blood Gulch Crew plays [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCIZhrtbCtM Firefight.]]
258** A bonus is that Doc is reunited with Omega for his scene.
259--->'''Doc:''' I haven't had a [[WorstAid killing spree]] [[NoodleIncident since]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice my last residency!]]
260** Pretty much everything Church does.
261--->'''Church:''' That was a sniper kill, [[ExactWords I used]] [[PistolWhip the sniper rifle.]]\
262'''Church:''' ''(after a highly successful [[StuffBlowingUp ordinance blast]])'' [[BlatantLies Hey Tucker, look how many guys I killed with the sniper rifle!]]
263** Also Caboose.
264---> '''Caboose:''' [[TankGoodness De-de-de, I have a tank.]]\
265'''Caboose:''' That's not my fault, someone put your body in my way.\
266'''Caboose:''' You look sad, [[StuffBlowingUp have a free grenade.]]\
267'''Caboose:''' [[StickyBomb They're sticky!]]
268* Donut's ImageSong [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8R-B7efoHs "Donut: The Musical"]] will ''never'' not be funny.
269* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkE02SbUbuA "Higgs Bozo"]] PSA has Sarge's idea of a scientific demonstration, followed by [[HiddenDepths Caboose going on a lengthy and somewhat eloquent speech about the nature of knowledge]], closing with the thought that "People will always look up at the sky, and just [[ArcWords wonder why we're here]]". Then he shouts "WATER BISON POWERS ACTIVATE!" and runs off at super speed. Simmons and Sarge's reactions, both to the speech and Caboose's exit, seal the deal.
270-->'''Caboose:''' Yeah, the universe sure is mysterious. But, you know, what if we did solve all the problems? What then? Would we just live on, forever, happy in our triumph over ignorance? Or is ignorance just a common enemy that, once destroyed, would leave our species without a reason to carry on? I guess it doesn't really matter what the answer is, because even if we could attain supreme knowledge, the thought of it just wouldn't keep us together. In the end, people will always look up at the sky, and just wonder why we're here. [[MoodWhiplash WATER BISON POWERS, ACTIVATE!]]
271* From the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1UqH6gm6ok "Online Survival"]] PSA, there's Church and Sarge discussing how to deal with Internet Trolls, with a Red and Blue Battle Creek Zealot each playing the role of a troll. Just hearing ''Sarge'' saying this is hilarious:
272-->'''Sarge:''' ''(trying not to retaliate)'' Frowny emoticon...!
273* During the PSA's released to announce ''VideoGame/Halo4'''s release date, Sarge and the Reds are trying to keep the release date secret from the Blues so they won't know to pre-order. The camera then cuts to Tucker and Church, who then casually reveal that they already knew the release date and have pre-ordered. Also, Sarge's song about the date so that they remember.
274** If the videos themselves aren't enough, there's the sheer absurdity of seeing it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Irs0TtpsP0 dubbed in Japanese]].
275* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpLtIKHC_GM "Go, Go, Gadgets"]] PSA, providing a satire against how new seeming gadgets get replaced by even newer ones.
276--> [BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]\
277'''Simmons:''' Ah, Jesus!\
278'''Church:''' What's that noise?!\
279'''Simmons:''' It's my cellphone. Donut must have borrowed it. He's always overclocking the vibrate setting and [[AssShove calling himself]].\
280'''Church:''' [[{{Squick}} Gross...]]
281* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY0RlkNSVJo "Voting Fever"]] PSA. it's a CallBack to their ''Halo 4'' announcement date videos, with Grif and Simmons trying to trick Sarge into thinking they were out to vote. Sarge forces them to do a pro-voting musical number; with a chorus of [=ODSTs=] joining in and Grif having no clue about how elections work. To top it all off, it's revealed Sarge used the song as a distraction to steal their place in line to buy ''Halo 4''. [[FromBadToWorse And it turns out the two of them actually did get sick.]] [[note]]To get out of work and grab Halo 4, Grif and Simmons had to get a sick day for November 6th.[[/note]]
282* York's ImageSong "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YrfyeurqnI Come On Carolina]]", where he complains she's "always being such a bitch" and asks if she could "please stop kicking me", and suggests "playing ''[[BreakingTheFourthWall Halo 4]]'' naked" and "having babies with green eyes".
283* During a live event, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPsEUTHJY1M the RT crew did a live table read for the then upcoming 'MIA' miniseries]]. While the regulars were doing the assorted voices (with Burnie doing Vic), they had a pair of audience members doing 'naration' and 'sound effects'. At one point, when Vic is dialing the phone, the sound effects guy made the touch tone sounds play Mary Had a Little Lamb.
284-->'''Gus:''' Hey, don't steal the spotlight.\
285'''Sound effects guy''' <bows to the crowd>
286** Once Matt realizes Sarge will talk to Doc, he repeatedly tries to make someone else take Sarge's part. Also, at the end of the 'call', 'Vic' ab libs that Sarge and Doc sound alike. 'Sarge' replies that they don't, but why doesn't he call up Church, or even Lopez.
287** Once, it strays off the script, so 'Simmons' has to note 'Sarge' cut him off earlier.
288* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHQ74aleiCI "Match Breaking"]] PSA with Tucker and Simmons giving advice on how to get a date/to get laid. Funny overall, with a guest appearance of Sister.
289** Tucker approaches a woman at a club.
290--->'''Tucker:''' ''[narrating]'' You can then make your presence known by delivering a well thought-out and rehearsed pick up line. Such as...\
291'''Tucker:''' ''[shouting over the loud music]'' HEY HOT STUFF! NICE LEGS! WHAT TIME DO THEY OPEN? SO WE CAN--\
292''[She shoots him in the face]''\
293'''Tucker:''' OHHHH, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A HORRIFIC SCAR!
294** Simmons runs off after a date he'd stood up because she'd sent him a ;) emoticon, which was "getting too serious". She shows up again-- after having spent the night with Tucker working the rebound.
295** It ends with a Warthog driven by Carolina, with Grey and Kimball, running Tucker down.
296--->'''Tucker:''' Lavernius Tucker, love doctor [[KilledMidSentence extraordinHURGWAAauh]]\
297'''Carolina:''' Nobody here had a problem with that, right?\
298'''Kimball:''' Not at all.\
299'''Dr. Grey:''' Nope!
300* From the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg9WVCqYJ_s "Getting Away from it All"]] [=PSA=]:
301** Sarge and Caboose go camping. [[HorribleCampingTrip It goes about as well as you'd expect]]. Except that they go camping in ''{{VideoGame/Minecraft}}''.
302** Grif's and Simmons' [[CallBack trip to the]] [[UsefulNotes/LasVegas Vegas Quadrant]] doesn't go so well either.
303--->'''Airport Security:''' Yep, that's a cavity search.\
304'''Grif:''' Aw, shit.
305* In the commentary for ''Relocated'', Burnie Burns states flat-out that [[RuleOfFunny if a joke is funny enough, the continuity gets temporarily suspended so it can be used]], in the particular case the "Sister falling through the ice" joke.
306* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1amVKTN5IuM Red vs. Blue Blockbuster Trailer]]
307* The live-action "Sleeper" skit features Sarge, Caboose, and Grif in cryogenic stasis being awoken by a nameless scientist type (as played by Burnie Burns). Not only is it hilarious to actually see everyone in Spartan armor {{Head Bob}}bing like in the games, but Grif treats cryosleep like ''regular'' sleep, including installing a snooze button on his tube's alarm and begging off for "five more minutes" when Sarge tries to wake him. When the scientist notes that the taste of cryofluid should keep him from going back to sleep, Grif reveals that he "got bubble gum flavor" and a cut to the scientist's DataPad reveals that he really has flooded his tube with bubble gum flavored cyrogenic fluid. Everyone else apparently got "[[VulgarHumor scrotum flavor]]."
308* Simmons interrupting the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDxSLj-1jCw "The Sound of Stupid"]] PSA about [=ASMR=] (just in time to cover up Caboose removing his helmet) with an Anonymous-style warning. He then leaks all of their personal files to each other, including his own. He gets tackled by Tucker and Grif after they feign sympathy for him and walk off-screen to find him inside the base under the pretense of giving him a hug.
309** Caboose [[CallBack wanting to role-play as a dragon]] and book-ending the video by asking if they were still going to do that.
310** The content that Simmons leaks is ridiculous:
311*** Tucker's SlashFic collection ''about himself''.
312*** Nude pictures of Sister, much to Grif's embarrassment.
313---->'''Tucker:''' Aaaand saved. You know, for later. [[BlatantLies To give back to her.]]
314*** A screenplay for a Sarge movie sequel written by Simmons himself, though Simmons didn't mean to leak that.
315*** A nude picture of Donut, though not leaked by Simmons, but by Donut himself unsurprisingly.
316* One bonus video proported to show that before Nathan Zellner was cast as the alien in Blood Gulch Chronicles, they had the other cast members audition for the role. The result was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_6Cnxt_eu4 a video of the various VAs doing it in character of their roles]].
317-->'''Caboose:''' I AM AN ALIEN!
318* From their Season 6 outtakes. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhT_mA4DPOQ "Butts" by Burnie Burns.]]
319** In the Season 13 ones, Miles Luna [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGzUQotZzU creates a theme song for Felix.]] Meredith Hagan, who sung the heart-wrenching credits song of that season, [[https://twitter.com/terraphim/status/1026215158555844608 is a big fan]].
320* After Season 14, Rooster Teeth put out a short [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGCZIEAkApo non-machinima video using a 360 setup]]. It's pretty simple, with Grif and Simmons talking on top of their base, with Grif going over what he thinks would be the perfect way of robbing somebody: Wearing a clown mask and escaping in a hot air balloon. Meanwhile, if you take advantage of the 360 system, you can turn the camera around, and while the guys are talking, the Blues are in the base stealing the Red Army flag with Grif and Simmons being utterly clueless to what's going on.
321* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wLCbAdLZUs next 360 video]] involves the teams dividing the contents of a supply ship that "crashed" in Blood Gulch (i.e. it was shot down by the Reds). This includes the viewer (probably the ship's unfortunate pilot, who also doesn't survive the next two minutes).
322* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbcnt15I02w third 360 video]] is about Tucker, Caboose, Church and eventually ''Sarge'' trying to teach Junior about sex. We could try to list the funny moments but ''every'' moment is a funny one.
323-->'''Church:''' Kill it with fire.
324-->'''Tucker:''' What?! No way! He can't die a virgin! That's Simmons' job!
325-->'''Church:''' Listen, he's clearly inherited your perverted DNA-
326-->'''Junior:''' Bow chicka honk-honk.
327-->'''Church:''' -Combine that with the species need to parasitically infect a host, and it means that all of us are pretty soon gonna be carrying mutant alien babies. ''(Sarcastic)'' Thanks, Tucker!
328* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbedr6X75ug fourth 360 video]] is from [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Caboose's]] perspective. The result is hearing [[{{Jerkass}} Church]] suddenly talk about friendship at the drop of a hat and Sarge having a pirate accent. Not too mention the drawings that keep popping up.
329-->'''Church:''' You know what this means? Super best-friend powers activate!\
330'''Caboose:''' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Gasp!]] [[LampshadeHanging Did I hear you right or is my mind playing tricks on me again?]]\
331'''Church:''' I'll guess we'll never know! ''(Rockets into the air leaving behind a rainbow trail)'' Weee!
332* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tClDjtrblTg This interview]] has Jack Lee answering in character as the Chairman saying he's not evil, just misunderstood - [[TheComicallySerious everyone else is in stitches]], even as genocide is brought up. Another highlight is Yomary Cruz channeling F.I.L.S.S. answering "[[ShrugOfGod I'm sorry, I'm not able to reveal that information]]".
333* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3r2AF2N_Zg "Caboose's Guide To Finding Your Home"]], as if the one about making friends in Season 14 wasn't enough...
334* And now we have [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HP6akUPOTQ "Lopez's Guide to Technical Empathy"]], which shows the viewer just how much crap Lopez has to put up with because of the Teams' clueless tomfoolery. It turns out to be one massive guilt trip towards Grif to make him speak more Spanish. It doesn't work.
335** There's also Lopez stating that the answer to [[ArcWords "You ever wonder why we're here?"]] is [[JobStealingRobot "To eventually be replaced by robots."]]
336* In the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO6Q4IFmuCA "Unreal Estate"]] PSA, Sister is now a real estate agent, selling only the best homes on Earth... which has gone to shit thanks to climate change. Arizona is a LethalLavaLand, [[CallBack Florida is underwater]], the Pacific Northwest is a desolate wasteland, and the Canadian forests are populated by white supremacists.
337** Sister's opinion on greenhouses.
338--->'''Sister:''' It gives you the chance to grow your own food, [[TakeThat and the sense that you're better than everyone else for doing so!]]
339** Canada wasn't happy with white supremacists moving into their forests, but [[NationalStereotypes they're Canadian, and thus too nice to actually do anything about it]].
340** [[CuttingTheKnot The solution?]] [[TakeThat Sell the death homes to the white supremacists.]]
341--->'''Simmons:''' Huh... I think we just figured out how to start making the Earth a better place again.\
342'''Sister:''' I'll go start making some calls.\
343'''Grif:''' Try selling them on lava house first. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Those dickheads love burning shit.]]
344* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri3hJ6bdCYo "A Trip Abroad"]], the Reds and Caboose show how you should act while traveling. It's a miracle they're allowed anywhere. Of course, it starts with Donut being upset when he finds out nobody noticed he was on vacation for a few weeks.
345-->'''Donut:''' I talked about it for months! You helped me get tickets to the Louvre!\
346'''Grif:''' That doesn't sound like me... at all.\
347'''Donut:''' Simmons drove me to the airport!\
348'''Simmons:''' Uh, it doesn't ring a bell.\
349'''Donut:''' Oh my gosh. You guys were supposed feed my cat! Whiskers!
350** [[BrickJoke And near the end of the episode]], we see Donut's [[CrossesTheLineTwice memorial to his dead cat]].
351--->'''Donut:''' At least I have all this French cheese to comfort me. (tearing up) It smells ''terrible...''
352* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quUBVkR_Zbo "Hard Truths"]] PSA. Here, Sarge spells out some hard truths for all of us (namely, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} that mushrooms are inherently delicious and crabs deserve an apology from nature for having to crawl everywhere]]). Only it turns out that the rest of the Blood Gulch Crew lured him up onto the podium so they could do a "friend-tervention" ([[InsistentTerminology which is not a roast]]). Highlights include:
353** Sarge changed the notification tone on Donut's phone to the "ping" of a live hand grenade.
354** [[TooDumbToLive Sarge also]] [[BullyingADragon coined the term]] "active bitch face" for Carolina.
355--->'''Sarge:''' ''[to Carolina]'' And you kicked my ass. [[MakesUsEven I think we're even.]]
356** As usual, Sarge has no idea what Lopez is saying. Which is ironically the thing that Lopez is complaining about.
357--->'''Lopez:''' (I am in Hell, and he is the Devil.)\
358'''Sarge:''' No hablo el spanish-o!
359** His recommendations to Washington for improving the quality of the show include Sarge getting a leather jacket, marrying a stripper, dreaming that a mad scientist has stolen his "coolness"...basically, as Wash himself puts it, reruns of ''Series/HappyDays'' with Sarge in the role of The Fonz.
360*** Appropriately, said list includes Sarge jumping a shark.
361** Simmons steps up to the podium, only for Sarge to tell him to sit back down before he can say anything.
362** And then Grif takes the stand. Let's just quote this one word-for-word, shall we?
363--->'''Grif:''' He is the worst thing about my life.\
364'''Sarge:''' [[SarcasmBlind Why, thank you so much!]] But I didn't get you anything...\
365'''Grif:''' I wish him ''specific'' harm. Like a thousand years of ''Film/GroundhogDay'', but for a looping period of 20 seconds.\
366'''Sarge:''' Ha ha! Catch 22! Any Hell without ''you'' is a Heaven!\
367'''Grif:''' You know what? I give up. My eyes were bigger than my fucks on this one. (sighs) he won't change.
368** Cue Caboose taking the stand...and, well, {{Cloudcuckoolander}} that he is, he can only think of ''nice'' things to say about Sarge.
369** And hilariously, ''this pisses Sarge off'' because he thinks Caboose doesn't know the first thing about him. He goes on to list several of his own personal flaws, including:
370*** Chewing with his mouth open. ''Intentionally.''
371*** An irrational fear of pleated pants.
372*** Loving guns he doesn't actually own (he leases them).
373*** [[MoodWhiplash Being totally non-functional as a civilian]] [[TearJerker because the military is all that he knows]].
374*** Oh, and [[BrickJoke he hates mushrooms]]. This last admission is what makes Sarge finally break down crying.
375---->'''Caboose:''' ...Yes! We did! Even though no one believed in us! [[NoFourthWall I'd dance now, but our animation budget can't afford it!]]
376* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s961Hjf4QYo this]] video, Sarge is explaining that Season 16 will only be available on Roosterteeth.com, with other characters acting out eventual complaints from fans:
377-->'''Jax:''' So, this video's on Youtube, but the new episodes ''aren't'' on Youtube?\
378'''Sarge:''' Yes, Jax, everyone understands what irony is!
379** [[DramaticIrony And while still on the topic of irony,]] [[HilariousInHindsight Season 16 was eventually uploaded to YouTube in promotion for Season 17.]]
380* Carolina (and later, Sarge) promote [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Jo4KFKHOE RTX 2018]]. Seeing her [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud imitate an echo]], fangirl over Creator/TroyBaker, and complain about Sarge landing an airship while she's speaking shows that [[GoingNative she's now as dorky as the Reds and Blues.]]
381* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beRDE1vHESk "Recyling"]], where along with the usual weird lines ("Flabbergasting, my every flabber, gasted!") it CrossesTheLineTwice when discussing recycling ''dead extras''.
382** [[FromBadToWorse And then Caboose reveals he doesn't exactly know what a "recycling plant" is.]]
383--->'''Caboose:''' I've been burying this stuff for years, but one's never grown!
384** According to Grif, you should never recycle cans or bottles, [[InsaneTrollLogic because it would be a reminder of how much you drink.]]
385* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngG7VXVj4L8 "Diversity"]]:
386** Grif's ImagineSpot:
387--->'''Grif:''' Just imagine how lame it would be if everyone was the same!\
388(cut to four Simmonses)\
389'''Simmons 1:''' Hey guys, I can't find my retainer, can I borrow someone else's?\
390'''Simmons 2:''' Eugh, talk about unhygienic.\
391'''Simmons 3:''' Oh, C'mon, we all have the exact same mouth germs.\
392'''Simmons 2:''' Dude, I don't want your stuff in my mouth!\
393'''Simmons 4:''' Ooh, who wants to organize their sock drawer by size and color?\
394'''Simmonses:''' I do! Jinx! Double-jinx! Rutabega! Chinchilla farm! ''(Beat)'' My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard / and they're like--\
395(hard cut back to Grif)\
396'''Grif:''' (horrified) '''Oh, dear God, no!!'''\
397'''Simmons:''' Grif, what's wrong with you?\
398'''Grif:''' Sorry, sorry... I just had a waking nightmare. Please continue, singular Simmons.
399** Carolina is called a [[TheSmurfettePrinciple "feminista"]] by Grif, which initially annoys her. When he tries to sum it up as "You have boobs!" and she punches him, [[NotSoAboveItAll she then decides that "feminista" actually sounds pretty cool.]]
400** The RunningGag of increasingly bizarre-sounding {{Malaproper}}s that Caboose comes up with when looking for his missing pet chinchilla Creator/BenedictCumberbatch.
401** Donut is called [[AmbiguouslyGay "fabulous."]]
402--->'''Grif:''' You know, they say ''everyone's'' at least somewhere on the fabulous spectrum.\
403'''Donut:''' It's true! [[HoYay I think you two]] are some of [[ShipTease the most fabulous people out there!]]\
404'''Simmons:''' [[FandomNod Oh, I know.]] [[NoFourthWall I read the forum comments too.]]
405** How does Washington fit into the diversity angle Grif and Simmons are talking about? [[CrossesTheLineTwice He's the resident angry white man.]]
406--->'''Grif:''' [[NotSoDire LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A GUN!]]\
407'''Wash:''' (motions to the gun he's holding) What, ''this?''\
408'''Simmons:''' (runs behind a rock) AH, DUCK AND COVER, [[GoingPostal HE'S GOING POSTAL!]]\
409'''Wash:''' Oh, ''come on'', [[LampshadeHanging everyone's got guns!]]
410** And then, after briefly mistaking "diversity" for "adversity", Sarge accepts everyone... [[HatesEveryoneEqually as equally viable targets to shoot at with a mounted turret]].
411--->'''Simmons:''' Way to go, sir! [[InsaneTrollLogic Technically, that makes you one of the most open-minded people here!]]\
412'''Carolina:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging That's not how it works, you suck up!]]'' (starts firing at Sarge) ''EAT MY FEMINISTA AGENDA!!''
413* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw4yvSMb9Ss "New Holidays"]], where the Reds and Blues are celebrating a series of new holidays to replace the more "boring" regular holidays. Including "Saint Peppy's Day" where they honor a distant relative of Saint Patrick by having Caboose release live snakes on to their base, much to Grif's displeasure. [[note]]According to Irish folklore, the real Saint Patrick was said to have banished all the snakes from Ireland.[[/note]]
414** Carolina acting as TheComicallySerious throughout the whole thing.
415** "Cinco de Macho" sees Sarge [[TooDumbToLive trying to goad Carolina into hitting him.]] She eventually gets so pissed off, she leaves the scene... only to come back in a Warthog and run him over.
416** The LongList of new holidays Simmons shows off [[SpotTheThread before starting to shill products relating to them]]:
417--->December Fool's Day, Groundhog Day, New Fear's Day, Chinese New Fears, Film/GroundhogDay, XXX-Mas (18+ ONLY), Brother From Another Mother's Day, Roboween, [=ROM=] Kippur, [[GroundhogDayLoop Groundhog Day]], Rhode Island Appreciation Day, Earf Day, Mardi Gross, Dependence Day, [[Film/TheCabinInTheWoods Kevin]], Manual Labor Day, Dia de los Huevos, [=MILK=] Jr. Day, Cyber Monday, Uncle's Day
418** It's shortly revealed that Simmons was hired by a greeting card company to promote the new holidays so that they could sell more merchandise:
419--->'''Sarge:''' My God, son! How much is a man's soul worth?\
420'''Simmons:''' [[ComicallySmallBribe One hundred...]] ''(sniff)'' [[ComicallySmallBribe dollars.]]\
421'''Carolina:''' ({{Beat}}) [[DisappointedByTheMotive Oh, that is just]] ''sad...''\
422'''Tucker:''' Hold up, you promised ''me'' a hundred bucks to help you with this holiday B.S.\
423'''Sarge:''' You promised ''me'' a hundred smackers too!\
424'''Caboose:''' I get to keep the snakes!\
425'''Carolina:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So you're actually in the hole on this deal.]]\
426'''Simmons:''' I never said I was a master negotiator.
427** Carolina then finishes out the episode by giving AnAesop about how holidays are not about buying things but spending time with family and friends or honoring the achievements of great people throughout history.
428--->'''Sarge:''' Unless you hate your family.\
429'''Carolina:''' Well, yes. In that case you stay far away.\
430'''Tucker:''' And not [[UsefulNotes/ChristopherColumbus Columbus]]. Because he [[TakeThat was a dick]].\
431'''Carolina:''' No, right. Screw that guy. He was the ''wooooorst!''
432* Pretty much the ''entirety'' of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQE1eZGQVfg "Cultural Appreciation"]] PSA.
433** The PSA hits a snag right out of the gate due to Grif, realizing the PSA pertains to going to a museum, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flatout walking off set]], forcing a restart of filming, with Donut subbing in.
434** Tucker is tricked into going to the museum by being told he's going to the Annual Ice Cream and Monster Truck Convention.
435--->'''Tucker:''' ''You sons of bitches!'' This is ''just'' like [[NoodleIncident the time you promised to take me to the Victoria's Secret Thanksgiving Day Parade!]]
436** Concerning buying tickets to the museum, Donut promises, for those wishing to just sneak into the museum, "a future PSA about lying to the police is in the works."
437** As it happens, Sarge was willingly at the museum to teach Caboose about historical battles and warfare... only to realize the main exhibition at the museum that day was "Serene Flower Gardens of New England in the Late Romantic Period."
438** Caboose gets a student discount, [[HiddenDepths because he's a Harvard graduate]]. Simmons [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe is rightfully shocked]].
439--->'''Caboose:''' Eh. It was my backup school.
440** In the middle of discussing a painting about [[Myth/ClassicalMythology the fall of Icarus,]] Sarge [[ShellShockedVeteran slips into a flashback]] (completely with DeliberateMonochrome) of a soldier he saw die tragically... [[BlackComedy due to heat stroke]].
441--->'''Soldier:''' (groan) Avenge me, Sarge... '''Kill the Sun.''' ([[RunningGag Hurk, bleagh!]])
442** Sarge then reacts in kind:
443--->'''Sarge:''' Stupid source of renewable energy! (punches the painting) ''Take that you stupid star!''
444--->(cut to outside)
445--->'''Simmons:''' And finally, when you get kicked out of the museum for violently punching one of the paintings, always make sure you have a backup plan for the rest of the afternoon.
446--->(cut to a wider shot, showing Caboose and Donut standing by a huddled Sarge)
447--->'''Donut:''' C'mon, Sarge. Let's get you a healthy dose of flashback-resolving ice cream.
448** Tucker refuses to leave the museum, having grown a bond to it (due to the nude art). Simmons has Sarge and Donut drag him into the car by his legs.
449* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-1 "Laundry Day"]], featuring loads of fun with ''Halo'' models. Culminating in everyone dressed as Caboose!
450** And Caboose is dressed in his old armor. As in, his ''Combat Evolved'' model.
451** Grif mentions that ColorCodedForYourConvenience is the only way to tell anyone apart, going totally meta when he lampshades how everyone seems to have the same height and body shape.
452* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-2-22 "Spice It Up!"]]. In which Sarge and Grif discuss how to keep their "[[SelfDeprecation reluctantly]] [[LongRunners immortal]]" series interesting. There's when they suggest adding new characters to the cast...
453-->''(Lopez and Simmons are confronting Caboose)''\
454'''Simmons:''' ''(bored)'' Uh, we're here you take your flag, you filthy Blue.\
455'''Red Zealot:''' Yeah, you filthy Blues! Give us your flag!\
456'''Simmons:''' ''(looks at Red Zealot in surprise)'' Wait, what?\
457'''Blue Zealot:''' You'll never get ''our'' flag, filthy Reds!\
458'''Simmons:''' ''Huh?''\
459'''Blue Zealot:''' ''(shoots Lopez)'' Take that! Fuckin' bot!\
460'''Lopez:''' (Why?)\
461'''Simmons:''' Who ''are'' you people?!
462* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-2-29 "The Price Wheel of Cash!"]], or [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Caboose]] hosts a game show. [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness It really must be seen to be believed.]]
463** When introducing the contestants...
464-->'''Caboose:''' Now, Lopez, we actually had a meaningful conversation backstage, and it sounds like you're playing today for your sick sister. ''(Audience goes "Aw")''
465-->'''Lopez:''' (What? I don't have a sister.)
466-->'''Caboose:''' Incorrect! ''(An off-screen shooter blasts Lopez)''
467* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-3-7 "Visit the Doctor!"]], in which Sarge and Doc give advice on going to the doctor. As in, not an incompetent medic like Doc or a MadScientist like Dr. Grey, but an office with actual medical professionals. Suffice to say, they are all repeatedly horrified by how [[IronButtMonkey the Blood Gulch Crew]] should logically be dead by now.
468** The dismissive front desk lady gets a ''lot'' less apathetic when Grif tells her about how [[ContinuityNod his organs were replaced with Simmons' and Simmons' organs were replaced with robot parts.]]
469--->'''Front Desk Lady:''' Oh my God...is that-?\
470'''Grif:''' Canon? Oh, yeah.
471** The results of Grif's medical exam: [[ThrowTheDogABone Perfect blood pressure,]] his blood is 50% marinara sauce, his knees are dust, his bone density is 2%, and he has type 7 diabetes. The MRI guy tells him that his suit's life support is the only reason he's still alive.
472--->'''Grif:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Sounds like you're saying I'm immortal!]] That ''is'' good news!\
473'''Doctor:''' Uh, that is definitely not what I'm-\
474'''Grif:''' Simmons, did you hear that!? I'm immortal! I'm gonna live forever!
475** When Sister tried to get a urine sample, it bore a hole in the floor. And the results of her STD test causes the printer to die of syphilis.
476** Caboose's reflex test: any time the doctor taps his leg, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext he doesn't react, but a machine turns on/off,]] culminating in all the toilets in the hospital flushing at once.
477* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-3-14 "Moving Out"]], in which Grif and Simmons deal with the realities of being their own men.
478** Simmons buys a house in a seedy neighborhood. It's run down, next to a dump, and the neighbors are in a car chase with the police. What causes him to lose his nerve? Girl Scouts knocking on his door and asking for cookie sales.
479** Grif buys a mansion that just so happens to be near a fault line. He loses his nerve when he realizes that Simmons isn't around to clean up after him.
480** The mansion is also built on the side of a cliff, with a "[[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} glass bottom pool]]" positioned over the edge. Caboose eagerly jumps in... and keeps falling. Turns out there ''is'' no bottom.
481** Sarge quickly suffers from EmptyNest Syndrome once Grif, Simmons, and Lopez are gone.
482* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-3-28 "Cyber Insecurities"]], where Simmons locks himself alone in Red Base and uses all sorts of things to prevent ''his own teammates'' from entering for security's sake. Sarge breaks in... by blowing the place!
483* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-4-4 "Snowed In"]], where Doc shows how to survive a blizzard and HilarityEnsues.
484** First, Sarge doesn't believe it's going to snow at all... ''[[FailedASpotCheck even during the snowstorm.]]''
485** Sarge believes that the only things you need to survive dangerous weather is milk, bread, gasoline, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and a active nuclear warhead with a hairpin trigger.]] [[ExplosiveStupidity Guess what happens when Caboose gets near it at the episode's climax?]]
486** Because Caboose muffed prepping Blue Base for the snowstorm (as in, ''he made a giant snowman encompass the whole base''), both teams end up sharing Red Base. Sarge isn't happy with it, and just when Doc is assuring him that he sent out a memo instructing the Blues to keep their hands to themselves...
487--->'''Caboose:''' ''(off-screen)'' Oh my God! There's isn't any child-proof locks on anything! I'm going to touch everything! ''(starts yelling "Touch!" over and over as crashes are heard)''\
488'''Sarge:''' ''(to Doc)'' [[TranquilFury You have four seconds to get your pet out of my private quarters.]]
489** To stave off boredom, Simmons leads the Blues and Doc in playing [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons "Canyons and Cockbites."]] Kaikaina's character is a "[[AllWomenAreLustful hussy]]," Caboose is a Hvac Repair Technician ('''WHAT IS THIS GAME...!''' "Oh, it's really high in charisma."), Simmons is an "[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Dragonborn Orc]] [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Barbarian Wizard]]," and Doc is a dentist.
490** [[UnexplainedRecovery The inexplicable return of]] [[spoiler:Church!]] [[RunningGag Who then gets trapped outside when Caboose fires the warhead]] [[spoiler:[[DeathAsComedy and dies yet again]].]] Furthermore, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight no one finds his appearance as anything out of the ordinary]] aside from Sarge, who thinks he's a CabinFever-induced hallucination.
491--->[[spoiler:'''Church:''']] What's with ''him?'' Looks like he's [[spoiler:[[CallBack seen a ghost!]]]]\
492'''Simmons:''' Eh, I dunno, but it's your roll.\
493[[spoiler:'''Church:''']] Oh! Shit, right. Um, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall how much gold do I need for another revive?]]
494** When Sarge starts going nuts from CabinFever, he rolls out a tank and begins to fire at the base doors. All Grif cares about is that [[SkewedPriorities the tank is blocking the TV]].
495* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-4-11 "End Preppers"]], in which the Red Team prepares for the apocalypse. Lopez is, of course, on the Terminator's side.
496** Simmons's weapon against the robot uprising? Dial-up internet.
497--->'''Assorted Lopezes:''' [Malfunction in Spanish]
498*** If that doesn't work, Simmons hopes that his cyborg parts will be enough for the robots to accept him.
499--->'''Lopez:''' No es probable. (Not likely.)
500** Grif's weapon against the robot uprising? [[NoWaterProofingInTheFuture Living at the waterpark]]. The Lopezes gun him down while he tries to taunt them from his "chlorine shield".
501** Sarge's weapon is to launch "emps" into the atmosphere... which causes a retaliatory nuclear strike from the robots, wiping out both human civilization and the robot overlords. Lopez is quite upset when Sarge repairs him to act as a helper.
502--->'''Lopez:''' Tu eres el demonio rojo y esto es mi infierno. (You are the red devil and this is my hell.)
503** When the [[{{Kaiju}} giant radiation monsters]] attack, Sarge turns Grif, Lopez, and Caboose into giant robots to combat them. Caboose befriends the monsters, which Lopez proceeds to kill, causing Caboose to go on a rampage. Grif leaves after Sarge decides to cause a second nuclear armageddon, and Lopez leaves to re-enslave humanity.
504* [[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/red-vs-blue-psa-2020-4-18 Amateur Voice Actors]], which as expected, is SelfDeprecation at its finest. It even shows the show's own cast flubbing their lines at the end...
505* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TreSUQsRnCo Sarge and Grif]] being used to announce ''Halo'' in ''Videogame/{{Fortnite}}''.
506** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3lPINQT_Ws The continuation]] has Sarge and Grif being forced to work with Agent One and Raymond to make Red Base look good for the Master Chief's arrival.
507** Then, when Master Chief makes his BigEntrance...
508--->'''Raymond:''' Uh...so who's team is ''he'' on?\
509'''Grif and Sarge:''' Dibs!\
510'''One:''' Dibs- Ah, dammit!
511* The recaps of ''Series/Halo2022'' are an endless parade of those ("He and a Spartan team corpse up that Covenant real good! With the four basic food groups: bullets, beatdowns, bashin' and blammin'!").
512* Someone decided to do a ''Red vs. Blue'' version of the ''Webanimation/{{RWBY}}'' shipsheet [[ForTheLulz for the sake of it]], [[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h89XWj-EVt1bvrY3DXlITEjUW75gbHcfxD39GSGlGv4/ and it's a thing of wonder and beauty]], filled to the brim with both puns and {{Genius Bonus}}es.
513* On the Red Vs. Blue [=YouTube=] channel (now re-branded as Rooster Teeth Animation), earlier episodes would end with one of the Reds and Blues asking the viewer to subscribe to the channel...in their typically goofy fashion.
514-->'''Simmons:''' Greetings fellow web surfers! Be sure to subscribe before you go. It'll be just like we're friends! [[{{Tsundere}} Not that I...]] ''[[{{Tsundere}} need]]'' [[{{Tsundere}} friends...]] ''(nervous laughter)'' [[MoodSwinger Please don't go]].\
515'''Caboose:''' ...Where am I? (sees the SUBSCRIBE/WATCH NEXT EPISODE text) Well, that looks nice! ([[BreakingTheFourthWall turns to the viewer]]) ''Oh my god! A giant person!'' (ducks away in fear)
516* Out of Shatter Squad's plugs to ''Film/TheMatrixResurrections'', the funniest one is One and East imitating Neo and Smith's subway fight [[MundaneMadeAwesome to see who'd get the last donut]]. Only for Raymond to appear and grab it.
517* The Reds and Blues [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK8TqpAgR6M in the PSA Return to Work]], and Wash and Carolina talk about how to readjust seeing your peers.
518-->'''Washington:''' For many, returning to the office means no more lounging around in your underwear all day.\
519'''Donut:''' (Passing by) Aw man.\
520'''Washington:''' So it's time to bust out those non-pajama pants you've been hoping to throw away.\
521'''Sister:''' (Passing by) Ugh, lame!\
522'''Washington:''' And wake up while the clock is still in single digits.\
523'''Tucker:''' Ugh, it's way too early for all this yelling.
524** Carolina talks about how the hard part is remembering how to exist in society again.
525** After Grif talks about how he hates being back, Simmons freaks out while thinking on a response. Washington even mentions about trying to take a breath and resist the urge to give up and run away screaming...right as Simmons does scream and run away.
526** Lopez's DespairEventHorizon when he sees the troopers again.
527** Doc is glad to see the group again because isolation wasn't fun for him with O'Mailey.
528** How they explain Caboose's new voice and being different (likely a reference to [[RealLifeWritesThePlot recent, real-world events]]): he has a mullet.
529--->'''Sister:''' Y'all are a lot weirder than I remember.
530** Sarge is surprised at the Blues being back and their defenses were down for a long time and decides it's time to stock up on defenses, and restock the snack closet.
531*** While he talks about that, Cameras C and D say [[FreezeFrameBonus Totally Real Tree and Grif's Nap Spot]] respectively.
532** Sarge then interrupts the rest of the group by shooting at them.
533** The ending, which is more proof that Carolina has become one of them:
534--->'''Washington:''' That's right, we're all in this together...\
535'''(The map changes to a green screen, showing that Washington and Carolina are not at the base)'''\
536'''Washington:''' Except for us of course, who opted to keep working from home, because it's better in almost every conceivable way.\
537'''Carolina:''' They can take my pajama pants when they rip them from my cold dead hands.
538* The Microplastics PSA, in which Sarge reveals he cooks and eats macroplastics, which causes [[BigEater Grif]] to lose his appetite.
539* In episode 3 of ''[=QvsA=]'', Grif and Simmons interview Caboose and Carolina. [[CloudCuckoolander Caboose]] gets all the deep, interesting questions, while [[ActionGirl Carolina]] gets all the shallow, sexist questions. Somehow, Grif and Simmons expected this to go well.
540* The prologue for ''Restoration'' implies that everything after Season 13 was simulations that Church created to prepare his friends for some unknown threat... except for ''Zero''. Apparently, he threw that in because it's "[[RuleOfCool just cool]]".
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