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5* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=185 Why Marten is an atheist.]]
6* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=356 "Oh, not too bad sweetie, I just got propositioned by a porpoise."]]
7* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=383 DAMMIT STOP CONTROLLING MY BRAIN.]]
8* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=426 "Someone call a Christian television station, we can make a killing either way."]]
9* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=464 Marten does something about Pintsize]].
10* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=642 Deathbot-9000 would rather avoid internet drama]].
11* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=697 Now we're even.]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch.]]
12* Pintsize decides to declare his revenge upon the Roomba. In [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=707 full samurai regalia]]. One has to wonder what variant of the Home Shopping Channel sells it in his size, though.
13* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=746 Yet Again]]. Panels two and three (the sound effects, Marten's expressions) are pretty fantastic, but it's the robot's follow-up in panel four that seals it. Not to mention "mantenna array". Or the [[Creator/WilliamShatner "Shatnerian"]] pain level.
14* The [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=749 strip where Vespavenger gets arrested by the cops]].
15-->'''Officer:''' I got a cooler of cold brewskies in the trunk.\
16'''Marten:''' Wait, what? You're drinking on the job?\
17'''Officer:''' It's cool, I'm not driving. O'Malley is driving. And he is HIGH as HELL.
18* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=772 The real reason Marten got fired from the morgue.]]
19* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=773 Marten likes to pretend all of Dora's exes are dead.]]
20-->'''Marten''': I like to pretend those people were killed in a series of separate and increasingly unlikely skiing accidents. Avalanche into a minefield, polar bear with a sniper rifle, yeti with a penchant for devouring ex-boyfriends...
21* Faye's therapist suggests a way to [[MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration deal with her sexual frustration]]. [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=808 Faye has already tried it.]] It's not helping.
22* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=810 What's the worst thing you can say during sex?]] Marten's answer: [[CrossesTheLineTwice Happy birthday, Grandma!]]
23--> '''Customer:''' Oh...oh God, next time I get laid I'm totally gonna be thinking that! You've ruined sex for me!\
24'''Marten:''' Sorry, someone already suggested "you've ruined sex for me." Nice try though!
25* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=826 "Am I on FIRE?"]]
26-->'''Marten''': No yelling in the library!
27* ''[[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=832 Robot Fidel Castro will rub his pube-beard all over your ignorant capitalist faces!]]''
28* Comic no. [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=840 840]], panel 4.
29-->'''Faye''': He's skipping down the street. He is SKIPPING. You two WEREN'T at the hospital that whole time, were you!\
30'''Dora''': I'm not sayin' anything. Although I'm surprised he's not too sore to skip.\
31'''Faye''': A bluebird just landed on his shoulder! [[SpontaneousChoreography Random pedestrians are joining him in a complicated dance routine!]]
32* Comic no. [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=895 895]]: Meena has a plan for messing with her masturbating ex's mind. (A LOT better than it sounds.)
33* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=992 Assimilation]].
34* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=994 "No, you can not just run him through a wood-chipper first!"]]
35* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017 The Scarlet Letter.]]
36* The final panel of [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1050 this comic]].
37-->'''Penelope:''' Look at it! Look at my ass and tell me it's pretty!
38* Panels two and three of [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1056 1056]] always make this troper giggle like a little girl.
39-->''GONNNNNNNG''
40* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1057 Pintsize fights the Roomba.]]
41* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1077 Aim. Right.]]
42* Marten and Dora discussing alternative employment options in [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1092 Experience Required]].
43* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1141 Hannelore's ideal man? Mr. Clean.]]
44* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1171 "Really? Do you get the recurring dream where the rapping penis tells you to kill your friends too?"]]
45--> [[BlackComedy "My name is DJ Phalliz and I'm here to say... kill your friends. Kill them with a knife."]]
46** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1172 I cast magic missile, killing you both.]]
47* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1184 The look on Sven's face]] in the last panel.
48* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1220 Marten's plan to cheer up Dora.]]
49-->'''Dora''': Oral sex?\
50'''Marten''': I was gonna say "cookies," but...\
51'''Dora''': Oral sex and THEN cookies?
52* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1282 This strip is hilariously huggable.]]
53--> '''Marten:''' Mar marmar.\
54'''Dora:''' ''Marrrrrrrr.''
55* The [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1290 whole]] [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1293 tapir]] [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1374 arc]]. Followed by [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1376 this]]. Poor Hannelore.
56** Giraffes? Giraffes!
57* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1299 1299]]. The noise and Hannelore's mortification over it are funny enough already, but Marten's remark just takes the cake.
58* Wil decides to take his life on the road, ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1310 as dramatically]] [[LargeHam as possible.]]'' And then Penelope just gets dragged in to the overacting.
59* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1312 This]].
60-->'''Pintsize''': MAHTEN ... MAHTEN ... COME OUTSIDE ...
61* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1323 "CARNALLY. ON A REGULAR BASIS."]] Dora's facial expression takes the cake.
62* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1332 A demonstration of Faye's boob power]]
63* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1349 Strip 1349.]] Candles? Check. Rose petals? Check. Champagne? Check. ''Fake mustache?'' Priceless.
64* '''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1352 Wil's vision quest]]'''.
65* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1358 Steve can't sing.]]
66* Yelling Bird [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1364 gets his comeuppance.]] And the follow up [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1375 which is]] possibly another awesome moment for Yelling Bird.
67* Dora takes the very ''frustrated'' Faye to a sex toy shop, {{squick}}ing out the poor girl. After complaining the whole time, after they leave the shop Faye asks "Can I have the next, like...hour off?" and ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1381 jumps for joy]]'' when Dora says yes.
68** The strip immediately following it is even better:
69--->'''Marten''': So, if you went with Faye, where's she been all this.... Oh.\
70'''Faye''': [''walks in''] Hey guys, what's... Goddamn it, you all '''know''', don't you?
71** [[AccidentalInnuendo "You came too soon!"]]
72* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1393 These are TIME SNOWBALLS, and they're achieving relativistic VELOCITY and they're gonna hit you twenty years in the FUTURE!]]
73* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1397 It's the boner shark!]] The best part is Penelope's face in the background. A look of total resignation. You can totally tell she's thinking "It's gonna be one of those mornings..."
74* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1403 Hannelore messing with her friends]].
75* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1407 QC Sock Puppet Theatre]] will never get old. (Well, maybe it'll get old eventually but it'll still be funny.)
76* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1410 The Penalty Box.]]
77* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1411 "Of course I was programmed! I'M A COMPUTER!"]]
78* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1419 STOP HUGGING! STOP HUGGING!]]
79* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1425 With Maximum Ridiculosity]].
80-->'''Marten''': I posit that ladies' bosoms are rad. Do you agree?\
81'''Angus''': Why, as a matter of fact, I do! ''Who would have guessed it?''\
82'''Marten''': Excellent! I think this calls for another round of drinks. Bartender, fetch us some frosty beers and fancy outfits!
83* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1428 TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO HUG!]]
84* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1437 Penelope really had a good time with Wil.]]
85-->'''Penelope''': I was being serious! I'm gonna have to wear a hat with a chinstrap tomorrow!
86* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1457 "You're acquitted, and I'm sorry about the new dent."]]
87* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1464 In the strip]] where Marigold gets up the courage to join the other guys in the bar, literally everyone in the bar gives her a heartwarming round of applause when she finally walks in--''except'' for Faye, who can be [[FunnyBackgroundEvent seen in the background doing an eye roll]] because she bet the bartender twenty bucks that Marigold couldn't do it.
88* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1467 "Look this is a delightful little heart-to-heart we're having but I have to PEE"]]
89-->[[SelfDeprecation Such subtle, complex humor! Truly this is my most nuanced work yet.]]
90* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1480 Wil wears his best suit to a job interview.]]
91* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1482 The punchline of this comic]] uses BreadEggsBreadedEggs rather hilariously.
92* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1483 Momo]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1485 versus]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1487 the squirrel]].
93* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1490 "I FORGOT YOU WERE THERE!"]] Hannelore's expression in the final panel is what makes it.
94* This [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1493 exchange]]:
95-->'''Marigold''': You can probably guess how many boyfriends I've had.\
96'''Hannelore''': Ummm....six?\
97'''Marigold''': You're off by six.\
98'''Hannelore''': Twelve!? Wow!
99* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1500 I AM THE THUMBLORD!]]
100* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1519 Marten's dad proposes to his boyfriend.]]
101** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1521 And they go celebrate.]]
102* ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1528 Oh Sousuke-kuuuun.]]''
103* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1545 Randy]], manages to be ''so'' annoying that she even shuts up Yelling Bird.
104** [[GenderBlenderName Even funnier when you remember that only female marsupials have pouches,]] [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage unless "Randy" isn't her name.]]
105** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1661 And then she makes a friend]]!
106* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1547 Protip: don't get between Cosette and what she wants.]]
107* Steve and Cosette on their first date. [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1551 Cosette mentions that she was expecting something to go wrong.]]
108-->'''Steve''': Haha, well, you know that picture of me flexin' in front of the grizzly bear? That's actually my girlfriend. But don't worry, we have an open relationship.\
109''[{{beat|Panel}}]''\
110'''Cosette''': Meh, could be worse. You wanna come upstairs?\
111'''Steve''': Who the hell have you been going on dates with?
112* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1557 The second attempt at a Roomba-jump]].
113* "[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1574 WELP I'M GOIN' TO BED]]" It's Jeph's note at the bottom that seals it.
114* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1598 Grind on my booty! Grind on my booty!]]
115* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1626 Marigold tries bourbon.]] She coughs, spasms, and pants while her eyes water. As Faye puts it, she got dinner, drinks, AND a show!
116* In [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1639 this]] strip Steve and Marten admit to having drunkenly made out at one point. Dora and Faye's reaction? [[GuyOnGuyIsHot "RECREATE THIS. NOW."]]
117* '''''"[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1644 Oh my god, you made a tiny Tyrannosaurus that poops espresso.]]"'''''
118* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1666 OH GOD THEY TEAMED UP!]] -- Where's [[TheMerch the t-shirt]] of THAT?
119** Funnier because the next panel has Hanners taking it all in stride:
120--->'''Marten''': There needs to be a word for those brief moments of clarity when you realize just how profoundly weird your life is.\
121'''Hannelore''': I take medication to prevent those moments. Want some?
122* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1668 NO TIPS FOR]] [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft ALLIANCE]] SCUM! *slam*
123* "I think you mean ''ri[[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1669 COCK]]ulous''."
124* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1672 The tactical]] [[TooMuchInformation TMI]].
125* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1701 That's probably not an overnight express.]]
126-->'''Steve''': If you guys keep making fun of me I'm not gonna share any of my cookies.\
127'''Tai''': I promise not to seduce your girlfriend if I get a cookie!
128* The hurricane of {{Accidental Innuendo}}s that [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1702 Hannelore drops.]]
129* Every single strip in the [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1706 hiring new Coffee of Doom employees storyline.]] Yes, all of them. In the interest of saving space, though, some highlights:
130** Faye teaching Hanners her [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1721 contempt face]].
131** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1725 Faye's reaction to Angus's kiss.]]
132** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1752 God dammit, Sven.]]
133** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1753 I... Wow. Yeah. Definitely discouraged me.]]
134*** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1754 Apparently Dora objects.]]
135*** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1760 Faye figures out how Sven would seduce Hanners.]]
136*** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1765 OH MY GOD WHERE IS OUR FOOD.]]
137*** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1768 Herp. Derp.]]
138*** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1769 Faye, Dora, and Pintsize react to Hannelore giving Sven a goodnight hug.]]
139*** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1770 Better Than You Can Imagine]] is a guaranteed giggle-inducer. [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Even the guys want Sven.]] Or more specifically, his butt.
140* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1745 I knew I shoulda kept walking when you said, "hey"...]]
141* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1751 Can You Really Blame Him]]. Marten's face in panel four is priceless.
142-->'''Faye''': Oh, all right. [[Franchise/HelloKitty The ears]] dig into my tummy when I sit down, anyway.\
143'''Marten''': '''Yessss'''
144* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1771 Dale's epic stealth skillz.]]
145* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1775 Sssshhhhh...]]
146* ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1783 He misses your body]]''
147* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1812 1812... the last two panels are just gold.]] Also doubles as a bit of a MoodWhiplash.
148** Panels 1 and 2: Drinking to [[DrowningMySorrows get over a breakup.]] Panels 3 and 4: Drinking to ''[[BrainBleach purge the sight from his eyes.]]''
149* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1817 Faye's bra goes missing]].
150-->'''Faye:''' Could... could the SHEER INTENSITY of our make-outs have VAPORIZED my lady-holsters?
151-->'''Angus:''' Maybe it's some kind of quantum tunnelling effect. Lemme go check and see if Marigold has two bras now.
152* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1827 "Goddamnit, you showed them the picture of me with the dildo, didn't you."]]
153** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1828 The photo in question.]] Extra points for it really ''being'' a cute picture. And the comment below the comic. "''YES''"
154* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1846 THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT]]
155* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1850 Pintsize's weird way of helping Marten sleep.]]
156* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1862 Best instant flash mob support group EVER.]]
157* Steve gives Marten [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment too much TMI.]] It's... [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1863 definitely one of those things you don't just spring on a dude.]]
158** Also, notice that the little white dots that usually appear next to characters' heads to signify drunkenness disappear from Marten. Therefore, he must have been shocked into sobriety, with a verbal equivalent of the HideousHangoverCure!
159* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1873 I'm not Marigold, I'm Hannelore!]]
160* Several strips in close succession:
161** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1886 Worst sexual euphemism ever?]]
162** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1888 The whole thing]][[note]]Angus's booty dance[[/note]], but the expressions in the fifth panel take the cake.
163** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1889 "Happy Arbor Day 2003?"]]
164** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1890 Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.]][[note]]"Yo, dude, you finally tap that ass?"[[/note]]
165* Clinton's robotic hand, and its [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1911 semi-autonomous mode]].
166* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1925 "Ah, but what if you put a male Okapi in space?"]]
167-->'''Hanners''': *horrified look*
168* Step 1: Wil orders pizza. Step 2: Penelope answers the door. Step 3: '''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1932 AAAAAAAAAAAA]]''' Doubles as a MindScrew as well.
169* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1938 Faye short-circuits Hannelore's freakout without even noticing.]]
170* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1943 "You're my boafregh."]]
171* [[CallBack Still]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1949 the best instant flash mob support group ever.]]
172-->'''Jeph:''' Which Bro is your favorite? I think mine is Chunky Bro.
173* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1957 Jim's daughter Samantha calls to see when he'll be home.]]
174* Turns out [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1967 Dora and Marten's reunion]]had an audience.
175* Another series of strips:
176** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1982 What Marten wants from life.]]
177** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1984 Where Marten goes when he's looking for Hannelore.]]
178** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1986 Tone Poem]].[[note]]"Yeah, turns out it's really hard to tune my guitar by ear when you guys are playing at the same time."[[/note]]
179* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1991 Synchronized sleep deprivation.]]
180* Shebly's explanation for [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2011 how he was able to interrupt Yelling Bird's filler strip.]]
181--> '''Shebly''': I ran into the door until it broke!
182* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2012 Marty's face]] in the last panel as Samantha tries to get Momo to show off her electronic self-defense capacity.
183* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2021 Marten trying to sneak in some last words when Elliot drags him off.]]
184* '''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2026 All hail Froglord, king of the amphibians!]]'''
185* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2030 This:]]
186--> '''Angus:''' Duck... Duck... Duck...\
187 '''Faye:''' What are you-\
188 '''Angus:''' SSH. Duck... Duck... Boobs!\
189 '''Faye:''' [[{{Angrish}} ARGAFARGL]] YOU ARE SO DEAD
190* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2054 "Thank you, Hannelore."]]
191* [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Momo's]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2072 face]] as she reads the "Applied Robotics" catalog.
192* Marten's "[lI-just-got-laid-and-now-I'm-catatonic" face in [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2077 this]] comic. You know you have a Crowning Moment Of Funny when [[LampshadeHanging even the comic's author]] [[TheRant laughs at it.]]
193* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2096 Momo receives her first paycheck.]]
194* "Welp, now I've drawn a [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2108 holographic dong]] in the comic."
195* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2112 "Marten, no! You still have your... mass."]]
196* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2133 HERE'S TO PRINCIPLE]]
197** "We are all going to die." "PROBABLY NOT"
198** "WOO"
199* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2135 Station's automated Kill-droids lament that it's just a false alert.]]
200--> '''Kill-Droid''': AWW! We never get to kill ''ANYBODY!''
201* Sleep deprivation results in some funny faces. More so from a [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2162 hologram]].
202* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2188 These]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2189 strips.]][[note]]Hannelore and Marigold posing Momo with Winslow.[[/note]] This probably ''is'' how cults get started.
203-->''[[BigYes YES]][[CutenessOverload SSS]]''
204* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2198 Mr. Farmer stops by.]]
205* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2204 Marten starts in on training the new summer interns at the library.]]
206-->'''Marten''' [''continuing his guided tour'']: [[CaptainObvious This is a bookshelf]]!\
207'''Claire:''' Is this some kind of weird hazing ritual?\
208'''Gabby''' [''furiously taking notes'']: Shhh!
209* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2211 Birthday Man meets Balloon Horse,]] and it is adorable.
210* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2239 Faye is bothering Dora about a potential relationship with Tai. In any way she can.]]
211* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2242 After Emily spills the beans on Marten talking to Dora about Tai.]]
212-->'''Tai:''' You are a ''terrible friend.''\
213'''Marten''' [''to Emily'']: You're also a terrible friend.\
214'''Emily''' [''delightedly'']: We're friends?
215* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2250 Emily discovers another of Momo's weird functions]]. HilarityEnsues.
216* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2275 "WELL MAYBE WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT EVERY TIME ONE OF US IS DOING SEX STUFF"]]
217** The follow-up: [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2276 "I WAS EXAGGERATING"]]
218* Marigold [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2295 likes video games]].
219* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2302 "Muskrat muskrat muskrat muskrat"]]
220* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2304 Dora and Tai arrive at the wrong house.]]
221* The BeatPanel after [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2305 Claire gives an alternate reason for Clinton's robotic hand.]]
222* '''''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2321 Dude we have talked about this.]]''''' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=716 And indeed they have!]]
223* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2330 Number 2330: Friendquaintances]].
224* Emily lays a CriticalHit on Pintsize [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2340 For 9999 Damage]].
225* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2351 In which we learn a little bit about the biology of the Shame Orb.]] BrainBleach, please!
226* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2360 Fluff fluff fluff, fluffy fluffy fluffy...]]
227** The newspost sells it with a FlatWhat.
228* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2368 Arms Race]]
229** Emily that is not funny that is ''grotesque''
230* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2380 Claire meets Henry and Maurice.]] The latter says Henry has a really big -
231--> '''Marten:''' '''[[INeedAFreakingDrink I'LL BE AT THE BAR WITH MOM.]]'''
232** Seriously, his 401k is ''tremendous.''
233** Looking closely at the strip will reveal that Marten and Henry have the same "oh god stop talking" face.
234* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2381 That's good scotch.]]
235* Apparently, Music/BlackFlag was [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2382 the Reeds' wedding band]].
236-->'''Marten''': YOU ARE SHITTING ME.
237* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2386 The story of how Marten's parents met]].
238-->'''Veronica:''' You know that scene in ''WesternAnimation/LadyAndTheTramp'' where they're slurping up both ends of a noodle and end up kissing?\
239'''Marten:''' Y-yes.\
240'''Veronica:''' It was like that, but with a line of cocaine instead of pasta.
241** In that same strip, Claire drinking scotch...with a straw.
242* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2411 Terrifying levels of subtlety.]]
243* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2413 Marigold helps Hannelore recover from a fever.]]
244* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2415 Some things are really better off left unsaid.]]
245* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2431 Clinton blurting out a thank you]] to Marten for being a gentleman when Claire fell asleep on him while Claire was present [[NoSocialSkills and not seeing a problem with that.]]
246* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2443 Release the virus.]]
247* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2446 These lines]]:
248-->'''Amir:''' Dude, I just popped the biggest boner.\
249'''Marten:''' Me too.\
250'''Hannelore:''' Too much information!
251* Another one [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by Jeph himself: [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2454 THIS GUITAR SOLO IS MEANT TO EVOKE THE UNRELENTING BRUTALITY OF HARVESTING CARROTS.]]
252* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2458 Hanners and Marten officially acknowledge Claire as part of their circle of friends.]]
253-->'''Claire''': O-oh! I, um, thank you. I'm glad to be-\
254'''Hannelore''': '''LET THE RITUAL OF WELCOMING BEGIN'''\
255'''Marten''': '''FETCH THE INITIATION PADDLE'''
256** Bonus points when Pintsize actually shows up with a paddle.[[note]]Possibly [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=729 the same paddle Faye threatened Penelope with when she started at Coffee of Doom]].[[/note]]
257** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2459 Pap pap pap pap pap pap.]]
258* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2466 I WANNA GO TO THE SPIDER ZONE.]]
259** The next day: ''[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2467 I don't like the spider zone]].''
260* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2482 And Then Claire Died.]]
261--> '''Marten:''' '''CAMPING.''' She means camping.
262-->'''[[TheDitz Emily]]''': [[InnocentInnuendo If you can pitch a tent, then sure!]]
263--> '''Claire, holding in laughter:''' *PFFFFF*
264-> '''Jeph:''' Her head exploded.
265* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2488 Dale's AR glasses.]]
266-->'''Dale:''' Glasses, google "why would an [=AnthroPC=] need to go to the bathroom." *yanks glasses off* SAFESEARCH ON! SAFESEARCH ON!\
267'''Jeph comment:''' Whatever it is, it cannot be good.
268* The storyline where Dale is offered a chance to participate in his AR glasses' virtual companion service.
269** ...[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2491 while he's just waking up in bed.]]
270--->'''Dale:''' '''''NOPE'''''\
271'''Hologram:''' M-master! Wait!\
272'''Jeph comment:''' '''WELCOME TO ANIME HELL'''
273** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2496 "I am trying to drive"]]
274** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2497 "I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAAAAAAAAAS"]]
275** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2503 "If that's the case, WHY ARE YOU FUCKING THIS UP SO MUCH?"]]
276** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2505 Faye tries on the glasses for a moment.]]
277** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2509 May meets Marigold.]]
278** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2716 May meets Marigold, Part II]]
279* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2530 Right after they call Dale to see if he wants to work at Coffee of Doom.]]
280* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2550 Tai evaluates Coffee of Doom's newest employee.]]
281* Pintsize's [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1850 attempt to help Marten sleep]] gets a CallBack [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2554 in a recent strip]].
282* From Marigold's anime night with Dale:
283** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2557 Marigold asking Hannelore what to wear.]]
284** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2559 do you want to watch some anime]] (Just watch how their body language gets more and more exaggerated with each panel. Dale is ''sweating bullets''.)
285** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2563 She Thinks I'm Pretty]]
286* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2601 Dale asks Angus how to go about asking out Marigold]]. Faye is initially dismissive of the idea, until she stops and thinks about it and realizes Angus was actually pretty suave about it.
287-->'''Dale''': Teach me your ways, master.\
288'''Angus''': Step one is to be extremely afraid of [[{{Tsundere}} your quarry.]]
289* Dale's CutenessProximity reaction to [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2609 Marigold's sneeze.]]
290-->'''Dale:''' (absolutely gushing) Was that a ''sneeze?''
291-->'''Marigold:''' '''[[{{Tsundere}} Sh-shut up!]]'''
292* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO]][[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2652 OOOOOOOOOOOO]]
293** As further clarification, Faye has just used "wicked" as an intensifier, and Angus points out that this means that she (who has often expressed pride at being a Southern girl) is now a New Englander. She doesn't just shout an elongated "no", but drops to her knees and screams at the ceiling in melodramatic fashion.
294* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2665 The Bro Bros return.]]
295* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2666 Marten]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2668 gets]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2669 drunk.]]
296* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2704 Someone call Cirque du Soleil...]]
297* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2710 The speed at which the mood changes is amazing.]]
298* "[[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2757 Imagine what Emily would be like towards someone she had a crush on.]]"
299* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2797 A really depressing raison d'etre.]]
300* Marten tells Tai that he and Claire are dating. [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2822 Her expression says it all.]]
301-->'''[[TheRant Jeph:]]''' channeling my readers a bit here
302* Marten's mom is [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2832 very]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2833 happy]] for him.
303-->'''Veronica:''' Surprise mom-selfie!
304* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2854 Clinnnn-tonnnnn...]]
305* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2892 Claire asking Marten if she can keep her glasses on the next time they have sex]]
306* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2894 Number 2894:]] [[OpenMouthInsertFoot Eat That Foot]]. (What really makes it is Faye's reaction, of course.)
307-->'''[[TheRant Jeph]]:''' Marten you idiot
308* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2896 LOOOOM]]
309* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2907 "I do like flipping tables..."]]
310* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2911 Marigold farted in front of Dale.]] A policeman started laughing as a result.
311* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2921 ain't no baroness like an insane baroness]]
312* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2929 ...I'm gonna hold on to it, just in case.]]
313* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2989 I WILL BE YOUR SEABISCUIT]]
314* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3047 The crew messing around with the pizza delivery beacon indoors had some unintended side effects.]]
315* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3130 What kind of games do you play?]]
316* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3135 Pintsize tries farting on May]], and it turns equally hilarious and disgusting.
317--> '''Jeph:''' I will accept my Eisner now, thank you
318* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3147 Bubbles tries some tea]]. She smells it and suddenly her mind is carried away to a peaceful forest next to a waterfall and unicorn.
319-->'''Hannelore:''' Do you like it?
320-->'''Bubbles:''' There...there was a unicorn...
321-->'''Hannelore:''' Oh, ''shoot''. I steeped it too long.
322** In [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3148 the following strip]] she's still enjoying the smell when Faye comes up...
323-->'''Faye:''' Hey Bubs, how're you--
324-->'''Bubbles:''' ''Do not disturb me while I am in Unicorn Grove.''
325** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3179 ''DO NOT TAINT PEGASUS COVE WITH TALK OF DILDOS'']]
326-->'''Hanners:''' Pegasus success!
327** In [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3332 this one]] a substandard cup of tea takes Bubbles' mind to a world that looks like a child's colored pencil scribble drawing. She pouts and quivers a bit in disappointment.
328* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3152 This comic]] isn't exactly remarkable, but it features Claire pulling a pen out of her ponytail. Jeph comments:
329--> She keeps an entire stationery set in there.
330* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3184 "I WANTED TO BE ABLE TO POOP HAMBURGERS, IS THAT SO WRONG"]]
331* Turns out that Claire can deliver some [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3188 weapons-grade sarcasm]].
332* Corpse Witch advises Faye not to attempt to sympathise with an angry Bubbles, because 'Bubbles can be...VIOLENT when she's upset.' Faye does so anyway. Bubbles does ''not'' get violent and indeed is cheered up (a little.) What redeems this sweet if rather {{Anvilicious}} little sequence about the importance of being there for your friends is the [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3198 hilariously smug look on Faye's face]] when she confronts Corpse Witch afterwards.
333-->'''Corpse Witch''': Fine, I admit it. You were ri-
334-->'''Faye''': [''singing''] [[Series/{{Friends}} SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAYYYY]] [''CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP'']
335* '''Clinton''': [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3225 CALLING A CAB NOW]]
336* When Brun is passed out drunk, [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3344 Renee puts a "Not dead, just sleeping" sign]] on her.
337* The entire last panel of [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3248 this strip.]]
338* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3252 Bubbles offers collateral.]]
339* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3284 "Get to work, you two. I don't pay you to discuss theoretical muffin topology."]]
340* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3277 Bubbles versus the liquor bottle.]]
341* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3299 May and Momo]] discuss a NoodleIncident.
342** [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/images/patbonus.png Said incident]]
343* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3354 This strip.]]
344--> '''Hannelore:''' I was gone for '''''ten minutes'''''
345* May's description on the cast page.
346--> A horrible, horrible robot. Went to Robot Jail. Got out, currently living with Dale.
347* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3350 Pintsize getting May to sit on his face]], and just not really feeling the thrill. What sells it is the bored look on May's face and the fact that they're just doing it in some random corridor.
348-->'''Pintsize''': It just doesn't feel very transgressive when it's another robot doing it.
349-->'''May''': I better still get my 20 bucks.
350** ...Followed by Pintsize sitting on May's face, and ''still'' not feeling the thrill.
351--->'''Pintsize''': No, that didn't feel very transgressive either.
352--->'''May''': That's '''forty''' bucks you owe me now.
353** [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3358 Pintsize and Marten's bidding war]] over whether May should sit on ''Marten's'' face.
354* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3362 "Would you like to come inside? We're about to peel off someone's face. :D"]]
355* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3363 "...It's an app."]]
356* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3388 "Let us consider that 'Plan C'."]]
357* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3395 "We have never vomited before, but this may inspire us."]]
358** "You should try it sometime. It's a very intense experience."
359* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3409 "A corner opposite Pintsize will suffice."]]
360* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3435 Meet Arthur.]]
361-->'''Faye''': And that was just for a ''plant''. Imagine if she got a ''puppy''.
362-->'''Bubbles''': I would ''also'' name it Arthur.
363-->'''Claire''': ''*whispering* omg Arfthur''
364* Bubbles' tea gives her peaceful fantastical visions. [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3427 Roko's?]] Sexy horse-men.
365* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3460 Wait]], ''daycare''?
366* Jeph's comment [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3461 here]] after a particularly ShipTease-y moment that Claire stumbles across.
367-->'''Jeph:''' *Claire intensifies*
368* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3462 Pintsize commissions a piece.]]
369--> '''Pintsize:''' Can you make me a big metal dick?
370--> '''Bubbles:''' *annoyed* No.
371--> '''Faye:''' *also annoyed* No.
372--> '''Pintsize:''' I can pay!
373--> '''Bubbles:''' *same tone* Yes.
374--> '''Faye:''' *also same tone* Sure.
375** "The hell is a 'Canadian Tire?'"
376* The comment at the bottom of [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3471 this strip]].
377* [[http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3517 Claire and Brun]], Two {{Pungeon Master}}s, meet. The best is the last one, which makes them laugh harder than all the others. The punchline? You're under arrest!
378* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3579 "IN DROID 06 EXPERIENCE, EMOTIONAL EXPRESSION MORE DIFFICULT THEN CRUSHING BUILD, BUT POLICE NOT DISABLE DROID 06 WITH SHAPED CHARGE EXPLOSIVES IN RETALIATION" ]]
379* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3590 Bubbles meets Skull Master.]]
380* [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3600 "Now I am the Skull Master."]]
381--> '''Faye:''' USURPER
382* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3627 Winston]] tries out puns.
383-->'''Winston:''' Ma'am-elore.\
384'''Hannelore:''' '''No.'''
385* When Amanda's [[TheBusCameBack bus comes back]], she and her girlfriend Evie take Faye to dinner... and [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3660 "talk" with her]] about Bubbles. Or rather, they try to nudge her into a LoveEpiphany; Amanda nearly gives the game away several times.
386-->'''Evie:''' Pay no attention to Amanda. Focus on me.
387* When Marigold has [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3679 a fit of jealousy]] at the idea of Dale working with Emily, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcUM6TN3jWw she immediately imagines]] a ludicrously HotterAndSexier version of Dale and Emily engaged in corny porn-movie dialogue. Jeph even lampshades it by saying "it's very ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}-colored in Marigold's brain."
388-->'''Imaginary!Dale''': Let's make some '''lattes'''. With my '''dick'''.
389-->'''Imaginary!Emily''': [''thong peeking out of her low-riding jeans''] I want to do '''sex''' with you on top of the '''coffee grinder'''. While it's '''running'''.
390** Topped by the hilarious resentful scowl on Marigold's face when we come back to reality.
391* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3716 "Oh my god]] I can '''''hear''''' the quotation marks."
392* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3722 Brun discovers a cursed phrase.]]
393* After Faye and Bubbles get a RelationshipUpgrade, Pintsize comes in [[LovableSexManiac with his usual tact]]. [[TheComicallySerious Bubbles]] [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3763 sets him straight]].
394-->'''Bubbles''': Such behavior indicates a deep-seated anxiety about the present situation, a fear of the kind of intimacy on display. A belief that you are unworthy of such intimacy yourself. Are you truly [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex so devoid of self-esteem]] that you must resort to such immature distancing behavior? I pity you, and I pity the fact that my expression of pity will only reinforce the self-loathing you pretend you do not feel-\
395'''Pintsize''': (''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness tearfully]]'') [-please make her stop-]\
396'''Faye''': Holy shit
397* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3798 Bubbles likes Faye's messed-up hair.]]
398-->'''Faye''': Yeah, it's been doing that since we...since we first...''you gave me permanent sex hair!''
399** 660 strips later, Faye [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4458 still has permanent sex hair]].
400* When Claire [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3822 glows with pride]] at how "noble" Marten is, which is in realistic terms only a graphic way of conveying her inner fondness for him, Tai actually ''closes one eye'' because the glow is so blinding.
401* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3825 Marten and Tai bonding]] over how much more cool and together their girlfriends are than themselves.
402-->'''Tai''': [''resignedly''] You ever get the feeling like "okay you won the friggin' lottery with this one, don't fuck it up"
403-->'''Marten''': GOD ALL THE TIME
404* Spookybot shows up [[StealthHiBye out of nowhere]] and scares the already pretty emotional Roko so bad, she [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3838 slips into her native Bostonian]].
405** Heck, Spookybot [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3892 doesn't even need]] to actually show up.
406* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3847 "No, I'm awake now. Tits."]]
407* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3875 Claire experiments with weed.]] Being inexperienced, she hits it a little too hard. Tai isn't able to calm her down directly, so Claire's mother, whom they were getting high with, [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3876 tries to pull an inception and follow her down the metaphorical hole to save her.]]
408* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3902 Apparently Melon just erupts from time to time.]]
409-->[''Melon is sitting at her kitchen counter staring into space and smiling. She starts to froth at the mouth, then a '''gigantic''' fountain of liquid bursts from her mouth and splashes on the ceiling.'']
410-->'''Arthur''': [''giving her a thumbs-up''] Ah, the old baking soda and vinegar volcano! Classic!
411-->'''Melon''': [''cheerfully''] The what now?
412* Roko gets crushed by Crushbot and while her AI survives intact, she's traumatised by the destruction of her body. However, what spurs her to move on and get a new one is the information that [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3909 Melon has been sitting in a server room singing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' to her 1257 times in a row, "for comfort".]]
413-->'''Roko''': Oh God. I've ''heard'' Melon sing. Nobody should be subject to that. I'd better get back out there.
414* Roko, still coming to terms with her new body and not entirely at home in it, worries that bread won't do anything for her anymore. Full of trepidation, she visits The Secret Bakery. [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3959 Turns out that her new body very much likes bread.]]
415* The gang's spectacular underreaction when [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3989 Tai and Dora announce they're engaged]].
416-->'''Dora''': [''she and Tai show off their rings with blissful smiles''] We're engaged!
417-->'''Faye''': [''sagging with relief''] Oh thank fuck she said yes.
418-->'''Bubbles''': [''solemn''] It is a relief.
419-->'''Marten''': [''thoughtfully''] God, I would have felt awful getting everyone's hopes up for nothing.
420-->'''Claire''': I would have cried. A lot.
421-->'''Tai and Dora''': [''DeathGlare'']
422-->'''Faye''': [''weak half-smile''] I mean, uh, that's amazing! Congrats!
423-->'''Bubbles''': [''solemn''] It is joyous news.
424-->'''Marten''': I ''knew'' Dora was gonna say yes, I just didn't wanna jinx it.
425-->'''Claire''': I was going to cry either way!
426* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3990 Marten's uncomfortable face as Tai and Dora are making out in public.]]
427-->'''Faye''': Hands above the clothes, please!
428* After a little light teasing, Sven and May unexpectedly hook up. [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4008 The result]] involves [[NoodleImplements an oven glove, a watermelon, some nunchucks, toilet paper and ''pints'' of lube (including WD-40)]]. Even in the version censored for general viewing, it can be glimpsed beneath the censor bar that Sven is still wearing half a watermelon on his junk.
429-->'''Sven''': [''stunned expression''] Not to be a dick about that, but that was ''weird''.
430-->'''May''': [''wide-eyed smirk'''] ''Yeah'' it was.
431** Bonus points for the title of this individual strip being the same as the title for the entire webcomic.
432** Then, while May is recharging:
433--->'''Sven''': If you wanna go now, I could give you a piggyback ride.\
434'''May''': And let my roommates know we were fuckin'? ''Christ'' pissin' on the ''cross'', I'd '''''never''''' live that down.\
435'''Sven''': IfIHadANickel for every time I've heard ''that'' before...[[note]]'''Jeph''': He'd have at least five dollars[[/note]]
436* May's reticence about her hookup with Sven leads to Momo and Marigold theorizing she was out at an all-night petting zoo. This culminates in May letting Momo ask her ''one'' question:
437-->'''Momo''': Was there a llama? I think llamas are really cute.
438-->'''May''': Jesus ''shit'', Momo! I ain't ''that'' kinda pervert!
439-->'''Momo''': I... I have more questions now.
440** Momo is displeased about the whole situation because she herself fancies Sven. This annoys May because her best friend is pissed with her, so when Roko comes into May's store, May snaps at her. This in turn [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4022 antagonises Roko]], who goes full Boston on her:
441-->'''Roko''': You ahn't the only person with ''proablems'', an' you bein' shitty ain't gonna help ''anybody'', ya little-- Wait. You. ''You'' can be my first ''client''!
442-->'''May''': ''Client''? I'm not gonna ''pay'' you to [[LampshadeHanging swear at me in a stupid Boston accent]].
443* As of [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4042 strip #4042]], Spookybot now has an official name: Yay Newfriend. Cue Roko trying ''desperately'' not to laugh.
444** It gets better [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4043 immediately afterward]], when Spookybot decides something about their new name.
445-->'''Spookybot''': Also, we have decided that "Yay" is a hypocorism, a shortening of our ''full'' name.
446-->'''Roko''': Which would be?
447-->'''Spookybot''': ''Yaaaaaaaay''
448* When Hannelore unexpectedly [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4047 returns]] from her travels, the first thing she does is hug Dora. Dora's reaction is to ''pull a ritual dagger on her''.
449-->'''Dora''': [''deeply suspicious''] Wait a minute. The ''real'' Hannelore would ''never'' have hugged me hello.
450-->'''Hannelore''': [''aghast''] It's really me! I promise! I've just made some personal breakthroughs!
451* Apparently, Bubbles can process contactless payments to the repair shop [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4090 via fist-bump]].
452* Sven's latest, uh, masterpiece: [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4099 "Did My Wife Leave Me or Is She Wearin' Realtree?"]]
453* Bubbles is [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4104 inordinately proud of how good she is at detecting things.]]
454* Roko's [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4114 lucid dream]] in all its low-rent glory.
455-->'''Ghost of Roko's Old Body''': Anyway, I have come to bring you a message FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE OOOOOOOOO.
456-->'''Roko''': You're not ''in'' a grave. You're in a recycling facility.
457-->'''Ghost of Roko's Old Body''': ''Fuckin' work with me here god damn''
458* Faye, slightly envious that Sam is getting more customers than her, sarcastically calls her "[[Creator/ArtemisiaGentileschi Gentileschi]]." It's a little funny if you know your art history, but [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4127 Jeph's commentary]] is what brings the joke home.
459-->'''Jeph''': Sam would later become famous for her painting [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Slaying_Holofernes_(Artemisia_Gentileschi,_Naples) "Faye Beheading Pintsize"]]
460* Keepin' it classy in [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4186 strip #4186]]:
461-->'''Bubbles''': I believe we are past the stage of maintaining scatological niceties in this household.\
462'''[[StealthHiBye Pintsize]]''': FINALLY\
463'''Jeph''': [[SarcasmMode please nominate me for a Hugo award]]
464* Beepatrice is [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4212 philosophical and accepting]] about Roko becoming her new boss... until Renee points out that she has no idea who Beeps is or what she's talking about.
465-->'''Beepatrice''': Still, I can't help feeling a little melancholy. It's sad to give up on something, even if you know you're not cut out for it.
466-->'''Renee''': [''bemused''] Yeah, that sounds rough. '''Who''' are you?
467-->'''Beepatrice''': Oh, sorry, yes, hello. I'm Beepatrice. I live down the hall.
468-->'''Brun''': If we leave the door open will more robots keep wandering in?
469-->'''Millefeuille''': [''cheerfully''] Probably!
470* It [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4220 turns out]] that Beeps' morning was even more full of disaster than was suspected: not only did she waste hours pointlessly printing out a bunch of forms that could have been filled out online and then allow herself to be sold an expensive fountain pen when she could have got a cheap one, after which she gave over control of the non-profit to Roko: she went on to lose the piece of paper "with all the important passwords on it" and then knocked over the water cooler. Despite this, she considers her job "very fulfilling work".
471* At Brun and Renee's housewarming party, Beepatrice and Millefeuille are having beers. In a series of beat panels, it's revealed that they both have a "Drinkr" app installed, which shows their drunkenness level, but Beepatrice only has the basic version, whereas Millefeuille has "Drinkr Pro". As soon as Millefeuille's progress bar is fully red, she gets [[BriffitsAndSqueans squeans]] above her head, throws her arms in the air and goes "WOO".
472* When Claire passes her librarian exams and they decide to celebrate at Coffee of Doom, [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4258 Emily shows up]] with a gift of a theremin kit. Claire is delighted. She's slightly less delighted when [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4259 Hannelore and Clinton]] also show up with identical theremin kits for her. The punchline is that [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4260 Faye feels bad]] for not getting around to ordering her one.
473* Bubbles is so nervous when [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4284 Faye introduces her to her mom]], that she starts talking like Faye:
474-->'''Bubbles''': Y-yeah, we're pardners. We started up the business 'fore, uh, 'fore we realised our feelin's for each other.
475-->'''Faye''': [''incredulous sidelong glance''] "Pardners"?
476** Immediately followed up by Faye and, indeed, her mom, each losing their patience in classic style:
477--->'''Faye''': OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE CAN WE PLEASE DROP THE FUCKIN' PRETENSE AND TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE ADULTS
478--->'''Mrs Whittaker''': FUCKIN' YES PLEASE
479* Hannelore [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4314 asks Sven if he'd be interested in contributing towards a new body for May]]. The conversation is funny enough, but the funniest bit is the expression on Sven's face in the second frame where you can see him silently contemplating what it'd be like to have sex with May if her body didn't keep falling apart. The ensuing dialogue underlines this:
480-->'''Hannelore''': If you aren't able to donate at this time, it's okay!
481-->'''Sven''': No, no, I'd like to, I'm just trying to work through the ethics of donating to something I might directly benefit from.
482-->'''Hannelore''': Oh, Sven, don't be silly! There's nothing unethical about feeling good for doing a good deed!
483-->'''Sven''': [''deadpan''] Right. How silly of me.
484* Elliot comes ''[[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4329 this close]]'' to admitting his crush on Clinton.
485-->'''Clinton''': How do you go halfway on asking someone out?\
486'''Elliot''': W-well, you... you say something like "do you wanna go have lunch."\
487'''Clinton''': Ohh, I get it. Hanging out, not specifically a date.\
488'''Elliot''': Yeah.\
489''({{Beat}})''\
490'''Clinton''': ''Wait a minute''\
491'''Elliot''': ANYWAY I SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO WORK, GOOD LUNCH\
492'''[[TheRant Jeph]]''': Finish your burrito, coward
493* May's fundraiser goes [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4336 better than expected]], so she [[HopeIsScary allows herself]] to start thinking seriously about buying a new body... and a corset and a spear to go with it.
494-->'''Momo''': Not to rain on your parade, but we should probably check to see whether you are legally allowed to own a polearm.
495* She might have a [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4347 new body]], but May's still the same old May.
496-->'''Melon''': Yes, they're very impressive, but how do you ''FEEL?''\
497'''May''': Well, I just found out I have an ''orifice management utility'' now, so ''pretty fuckin' good.''
498* When May [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4348 hits her old body on the head]] (and not even very hard), it ''falls off'' and the ''neck catches fire''.
499* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4361 Marten's suggestion to Claire]] for a possible cover letter for her job applications to various libraries.
500--> '''Marten''': "In conclusion, by the time you finish reading this sentence, you will already have hired me. Thank you and congratulations."
501--> '''Claire''': Actually, I might use that last one. That's a power move.
502--> '''[[TheRant Jeph]]''': don't try this at home
503* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4417 Millefeuille's femur replacement]] goes well.[[note]]Remember that she's one of the robots.[[/note]]
504-->'''Sam (in her Skullmaster mask)''': ''CAN SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS, LAY CLAIM TO YOUR OLD LEG BONE?''\
505'''Millefeuille''': Um, sure, I guess--\
506'''Sam''': ''SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS, HAS OBTAINED THE LEGENDARY OBSIDIAN FEMUR OF GROBULAX''\
507'''Brun''': Your last name is Grobulax?
508* Marigold's [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4518 hapless attempt]] to conceal from Dora how she's making so much money.
509** Followed by her equally hapless attempts to convince Dora that she's not actually doing what she said she was doing.
510** Followed, [[BrickJoke some time later]], by [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4628 Dale leaving Coffee of Doom]] to help Marigold run things behind the scenes. Dora is less "frustrated to lose an employee" and more "slowly going mad from still not knowing what's going on."
511--->'''Dora''': First Hanners has to help with her finances, then she hires May as her manager, and now ''you're'' quitting to run her "web stuff?" What the fuck is Marigold '''''doing?!'''''\
512'''Dale''': I can't tell you, but I ''can'' say that if you found out, you'd be like "oh yeah, that totally makes sense."\
513'''Dora''': ''THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS SELLING NUDES''
514* Marten worries that May will be offended or insulted by Pintsize getting himself a human-style body mainly in order to troll Marten. In a rare (for him) moment of thoughtfulness, Pintsize decides to ask her if she's okay with it:
515-->'''May''': [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4533 HAW HAW HAW YOU MAGNIFICENT FUCKIN' BASTARD]]
516* Now that Pintsize looks more human, [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4555 he can't lech on women the way he used to]]:
517-->'''Pintsize''': [''to Willow''] And it was nice meeting YOUR TI... Your ju... Your baz... [''freaking out''] I--I can't bring myself to say it! CURSE this new body and the no-doubt fascinating psychological implications of it changing my sense of propriety!
518-->'''Willow''': From now on, I am referring to breasts as TIJUBAS. Tijubas tijubas tijubas.
519* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4579 "If we contain multitudes, it is statistically likely that some of them will be stupid."]]
520* After a very long and rather serious stretch of story about Clinton and Elliott finally getting together, and Yay confiding in Clinton's mom, the action returns to Marigold and Dale, and May as Marigold's new personal assistant, [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4597 waking Marigold up by hitting a saucepan with a wooden spoon]]. It isn't the strip that's funny so much as Jeph's line at the bottom:
521-->'''Jeph's line at the bottom''': TIME FOR THESE IDIOTS
522* May strongly recommends that Marigold start an exercise regimen--specifically, yoga.
523-->'''Marigold''': What, you're saying I'm too fat?! I hafta be one of those sexy streamers playing ''Zelda'' in a jacuzzi?\
524'''May''': Okay first of all that'd be hilarious, we oughta get your artist to do a jacuzzi overlay. Second ... [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4600 Pick up that sock]].\
525''(three panels of Marigold struggling to get down to the floor and stand back up)''\
526'''Marigold''': '''[[BoldInflation THERE. SOCK. WHAT'S YOUR POINT]].
527* Despite her insecurity, Marigold ends up signing up for a yoga class with Hannelore. The first session goes [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4612 about like you'd expect,]] complete with [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries "She canna take any moor, cap'n!"]] jokes.
528** The [[FreezeFrameBonus Freeze-Frame Bonuses]] in that strip include an "Important Engine Thingy," one Marigold incarnation dressed in a navy uniform [[StealthPun that says]] [[YaoiFangirl Yaoi on it]] and Marigold's "internal captain" dressing like she just stepped off the deck of the ''[[UsefulNotes/TheNapoleonicWars HMS Victory]]''.
529* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4641 The floating black slab that emits a low hum]]. Evidently all it wanted was a latte. And it left a 50% tip too.
530** [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4645 Later Faye set it up with a cupholder.]]
531--->'''Faye''': If that was an alien Von Neumann probe, that cupholder may be the only reason our solar system doesn't get eaten.\
532'''Bubbles''': Let us hope not. That suction cup will not function in outer space.
533* Faye feels that the sight of Bubbles getting dressed [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4682 requires accompaniment.]] Specifically, "Also Sprach Zarathustra".
534* Samantha and her friend Emmett initially seem like an odd couple... [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4710 until we find out the common-sense level that Emmett operates at.]]
535-->'''Beepatrice''': You... you gave yourself an ''actual tattoo?''\
536'''Emmett''': You can buy tattoo guns on the internet. An' there's tutorials you can watch on how to do 'em.\
537'''Beepatrice''': Y-you're joking, right?\
538'''Emmett''': No, really! You just type in somethin' like "How to do tattoos video" and there's tons of 'em!\
539'''Sam''': ''(gets out her phone)''\
540'''Faye''': ''[[GenreSavvy Samantha Bean, don't you dare]]''
541** Naturally, Emmett's tattoo is of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_S The Cool S.]]
542** As it turns out, Emmett's done a ''lot'' of crazy stuff, but they're considered unpopular because no one ever believes them.
543* Roko and Yay picture what it would be like if Yay had a normal job, and Roko ends up turning it into an RPG. [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4721 Melon bursts in wanting to play too.]] When told it's not really an RPG, she leaves and it's revealed that Elliot and Clinton are also bummed out.
544** [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4722 The next strip]] then cuts to Roko [[SureWhyNot actually DM-ing this office RPG]]. Elliott is roleplaying ''the copier''.
545* Once it became clear that both Marigold and Aurelia are {{Virtual YouTuber}}s, a crossover became inevitable. However, this led to tonal dissonance, since Marigold's [=BurgerOni=] character is an evil demon while [=MommyMilkers=] is all about wholesome maternal energy. Thus, [=MommyMilkers=] attempts to go DarkerAndEdgier with a happy smile and the following statement:
546--> Rargh! Blagh! I'm [=MommyMilkers=] and [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4836 I'm going to eat your butthole]]!
547** This is followed by a {{Beat}} panel of VisibleSilence, ''including from the Twitch stream chat.''
548** And then it only gets [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4838 crazier]].
549---> '''[=MommyMilkers=]''': Goodness, is chat still going on about it?\
550'''[=BurgerOni=]''': It's not just chat, you're trending on Twitter now.\
551'''[=MommyMilkers=]''': How exciting! That hasn't happened since the time I discovered my avatar was anatomically correct!\
552'''[=BurgerOni=]''': [[FlatWhat What]]\
553'''[=MommyMilkers=]''': I should text the kids. "Dearest... offspring... you might... want to avoid... the internet... for a while. Mommy's... trending... again."\
554'''[=BurgerOni=]''': I'm a ''literal chaos demon'' and I'm struggling with the levels of chaos energy in this stream.
555* [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4844 Marigold tries to talk Dale into buying a house after inviting Aurelia over to their apartment, which she feels is too unimpressive]]:
556-->'''Dale''' I think you're being a little hasty-
557-->'''Marigold''': May. You're my manager, Should I buy a house.
558-->'''May''': Buy ME a house. You and Dale can live in [[BasementDweller the basement]].
559-->'''Dale''': Foul enchantress! Tempting me with the siren's song of the Gamer's Basement!
560-->'''Marigold''': How do you buy a house, anyway? Is there some kind of website?
561-->'''[[TheRant Jeph]]''': [[SarcasmMode there's a couple websites yeah.]]
562* [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4860 Moray X-21 interviews Claire for a job]] while sitting on a table which has a label on it that reads "DO NOT SIT This means ''you'', '''Moray'''"
563* Yay's [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4886 hilariously disgruntled goblin-face]] when Aurelia is telling Marten and Claire the story of how Yay hid up a tree when Aurelia caught them lurking outside her house.
564* In a [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4888 strip where Yay is eavesdropping on Cubetown, the AI community]], for once, Jeph's rant is the funniest thing:
565-->'''Claire''': Can you imagine if Clinton were here right now?
566-->'''Marten''': Yeah, we'd all be freaking out because his head exploded.
567-->'''[[TheRant Jeph]]''': And then Elliot would cry and it'd be a whole THING
568* Marten talks with his mom about visiting Cubetown. [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4900 Samantha helps him pack.]]
569-->'''Veronica''': Sam, wait, let me--\
570'''Sam''': It's fine, I can do it!\
571''({{Beat}})''\
572'''Sam''': HANG ON THERE'S STUFF IN IT\
573'''Veronica''': SAMANTHA BEAN DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THAT SUITCASE\
574'''Sam''': DON'T WORRY IT'S JUST SOME SHOES\
575'''Veronica''': oh thank god\
576'''Sam''': AND A WHIP. AND SOME HANDCUFFS?\
577'''Veronica''': THAT'S NOT MY CARRY-ON, THOSE WOULD NEVER GET THROUGH SECURITY. ALSO YOU'RE GROUNDED.
578** [[FacialDialogue Marten's expressions]] through all of this are gold, too.
579* Inspired by Faye's reversion to her old accent, Bubbles [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4962 wonders]] if she should stop using contractions all the time.
580-->'''Bubbles''': Would it be strange or offputting if I were to render my speech patterns similarly colloquial?
581-->'''Faye''': I dunno. Try sayin' that again, but more casual-like.
582-->'''Bubbles''': Yo, would it be wicked [-fucked-up-] if I talked like a regular-ass person?
583-->'''Faye''': '''PFF'''
584-->'''Bubbles''': [''blushing''] [[NoPunctuationIsFunnier I AM NEVER SPEAKING AGAIN]]
585-->'''Faye''': [''burying her face between Bubbles' boobs''] [[NoPunctuationIsFunnier Oh my god, no, you have to talk like that from now on The way your voice dropped when you cussed I'm dying]]
586* Bubbles is becoming quite the snarker. Faye is [[https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4972 viewing her phone]]:
587-->'''Faye''': Horrible news.
588-->'''Bubbles''': [[UsefulNotes/SpaceExplorationTechnologiesCorporation You just committed to purchasing a]] [[Website/{{Twitter}} moribund social media platform]] [[TakeThat for billions of dollars]] that you do not currently have?

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