Line #49 Funny/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum


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3	* During their [[http://plotprotectors.tripod.com/TOS/mission08.html eighth excursion]], Jay decides to distract the Sue of the week by talking about violence. And cheese. With ''sock puppets''. This leads to a ''delicious'' bit of HypocriticalHumor when the assassin with sock puppets is talking about how "violence is the symptom of an unhealthy mind". And they come out again to threaten her when it's time for the assassinating part of the job.
4	-->''"Mr. Socko doesn't like people walking out on his lectures."''\
5	"You're that elf from Rivendell, aren't you?" Alex demanded. "The one who kept talking about cheese!"\
6	''"I am not. I am... MR. SOCKO!!"'' Two sets of glowing bobble eyes regarded her out of the gloom.\
7	"And I am Millie," said the second sock.\
8	"Jay, be mature," said Acacia, stepping out of the darkness.\
9	"Look, I haven't said a wohd," Jay said. "If you have problems with Constables Millie and Socko, take it up with Upstairs."
10	* "They needed to be hosed down." (A [[http://indemaat.livejournal.com/12616.html humorous]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3413231/2/The_PPC_at_Torchwood_Three joke]] by indemaat.)
11	* Stormsong and Skyfire tend to get caught up in these, both the [[https://rc88.dreamwidth.org/5684.html Gay Weasel Sketch]], [[http://chelonianmobile.livejournal.com/48303.html and "Why is it glittery?!"]]. The [[http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/mission7.htm "Rape Jar"]], also. (Links NSFB. Second one no longer works.)
12	* Jay and Acacia leaving a Sue to die in the [[Music/{{Rammstein}} video for]] ''[[Music/{{Rammstein}} Ich Will.]]''
13	* One unsafe for work/sanity ''Harry Potter'' [[http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/84702.html mission]] has Agent Trojie yell "Don't ask questions, just grab that penis!" at her partner because Wormtail was about to eat it.
14	* The StylisticSuck in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1775317/1/bPPC_b_Mossflower_Division Rena and Shay's missions]], which, to comply with fanfiction.net rules, aren't "found" badfic, but are written by Rena and Shay's author.
15	-->"It was night-time. The birds were asleep. The stars shone black in the sky. Under regular circumstances, 'stars shining black' would have been impossible; however, in this world, anything could happen."\
16	"erthstrype loked up at Psilophyta. 'd00d u safed me!111' He said."
17	* One particularly dreadful ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' 'fic has a character declare that a dress "makes me look a thinner." The effect of these ExactWords on the story leads to a burst of hysterical laughter from the agents present and what is probably the only charge of "causing [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_thinner a chemical solution]] to wear clothes" in the history of the PPC.
18	** In that same mission is the following exchange:
19	-->'''Suicide''': It's just getting interesting, albeit in a car-wreck-reminiscent way, and you chicken out of the Duty? What does that make you?\
20	'''Ithalond''': Isildur?
21	* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1506827/1/ "My name is Salina Rose,]] and I AM A [[RougeAnglesOfSatin PIRATATE]]!" Also:
22	-->"Uh, when the hell did that happen?" Leigh pointed at the naval ship that had just appeared next to the Pearl. "And why is it tied to us?"\
23	Jira shrugged and ducked as an English cleric flew over her head. "Because the author doesn't know the difference between Loose and Lose, nor does she know Canon from Cannon."
24	* In "[[https://archive.is/WtiAJ Gorillaz In The MST]]", Agent Kestrel threatens Murdoc Niccals if he does anything wrong like so:
25	--> '''Kestrel''': One false move from yew, sir, one word outta yore mouth wot I don’t like, an’ I’ll cockblock yer by kickin’ it til ye ‘ave a falsetto wot’d make Justin Bieber jealous. Any questions, dearie?
26	--> '''Murdoc''': Erk.
27	* ''[[http://vgdivision.dreamwidth.org/1251.html With A Side of Chips and a Soda]]'' has a Gary Stu that, thanks to AmbiguousSyntax, is a giant walking sandwich.
28	-->"Anyway, you are charged with deliberately poor writing, wanton cruelty to punctuation, violation of the laws of physics, violating the laws of chemistry, violating the laws of biology, being ridiculously over-powered, misusing Hammerspace, creating minis, abuse of the word ‘chopper,’ annoying PPC agents, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick being an abomination against nature due to being a sandwich that walks like a man.]] [...] Nameless bit character," Laura said to the trembling woman. "You are charged with being a nameless bit character, for aiding and abetting a Stu, and for having a grasp of reality so thin that you have no problem with a giant sandwich."
29	* [[http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/rc999/05rc.html Ring Child]], which has the misspelling 'a hord was being blown'. There happened to be a very large number of goblins nearby at the time.
30	** Later:
31	--->'''Nume:''' ''[Charging the Stu]''...Opening the Doors of Durin, [[FunnyAfro causing Frodo to sprout a fro]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick causing unspeakable things to happen in Moria]], ...Yup. Ahem, I know damn well I'm leaving charges out, but those are the important ones.
32	--->'''Suicide:''' You forgot [[BrainBleach "mass goblin sex"]].
33	--->'''Nume:''' I said "unspeakable things in Moria". ''Unspeakable'', as in [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain should not be spoken of ever again]].
34	** Ilraen's diary during ThePlague. Especially the 20x repetition of "I will not steal my partner's underwear."
35	* The ending of the mission where [[http://www.freewebs.com/manxandshadow/reddandjillmission1.htm Redd and Jill]] take on one of the horrors perpetrated by Creator/UltamiteNineball, in which Webcomic/{{Jack\|DavidHopkins}} and [[Literature/{{Discworld}} the Death of Rats]] argue over the soul of [[GodModeSue God Mode Stu]] Zain. "Sister Vanity will like him a lot."
36	* Any time Kirill and Zug are on a mission.
37	* Agents Maria, Mark, Cadmar and Miah going on a trip around Europe.
38	* The [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gVHTt77YIr1EKfGe3qGuWtWrgulKNOv3p0SMKT4eBGw/edit?hl=en_US# discussion]] of what to do with Snoofles of ''FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen'': "Well, we can't exactly kill it, can we? Wouldn't be very politically correct. Besides, it's a panda that actually wants to have sex. Which is more than most actual pandas can say right now."
39	-->'''Mordecai (hanging onto the top of a car):''' Why didn't we use the [[PortableHole Remote Activator]]?!
40	-->'''Jack the [[VideoGame/Left4Dead Hunter]] (same predicament):''' You're the one with a functioning psyche!
41	* "Great. The world is ending, reality is falling apart, but don’t worry because I have a ''rubber chicken'' that will make it all better. Thank you very much."
42	** [[https://archive.ph/PjuRm Funnily enough, it does.]]
43	** Also, beforehand, the poorly done crossover (Haruhi and The Twilight Saga) is causing reality itself to "turn into custard" and the canons start noticing:
44	--> '''Kyon''': Wha? ''Jumps to his feet as his chair disintegrates from under him''\
45	'''Mikuru''': ''(in a sweetly terrified voice)'' Miss Suzumiya, what’s going on? Miss Nagato?\
46	'''Nagato''': It appears that an external reality is exerting a deleterious influence on this one. Large amounts of corrupt or irrelevant data are flooding this universe’s reality matrix.\
47	'''Kyon''': Never mind that, can you fix it?\
48	'''Nagato''': No.\
49	'''Kyon''': Why not?!\
50	'''Nagato''': I have no control over the data responsible… however, they do. ''Points straight at the Agents hiding behind Haruhi’s desk.''\
51	'''The Fisherman''': So much for the SEP field, ''steps into the open''
52	* One of the forbidden weapons on the [[RuleBreakerRuleNamer Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In The PPC]] list, among some more usual things like "minigun" and "WaveMotionGun" is "sack full of adamantium power doorknobs".
53	* When tackling ''Fanfic/RainbowFactory'', a Warhammer native is explaining how to use plastic explosives to the other Agents on the mission.
54	-->'''Kilroy''': “Put somewhere you want to disappear. Push shiny buttons. Run like Horus is after you. Blammo!”
55	** From the same mission, Caroline tells a mini-Discord:
56	--->“No chaos– oh. Oh, no, never mind, mini. In fact, all of [[PunchClockVillain these ponies]] would like to have [[{{Irony}} inverted wings]]. Wouldn’t that be funny?”
57	*** The mini complies eagerly.
58	* Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature wind up destroying a crash dummy while killing a really hideous ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' Sue. Mittens says that the tech department is going to be mad. The RMC says they didn't have a choice, "Unless the Flowers want [[Recap/SupernaturalS01E01Pilot a Glittery Woman who haunts the roads, luring unsuspecting canons to their deaths]]."
59	* One Redwall fic filled with modern technology such as computers and email had a typo in which the R was left out of the phrase "endless stretch of ocean". The universe reinterpreted "stetch" as "stench".
60	** And then it reinterprets the "Hemlic" maneuver as "Hemlock".
61	* The same Agents that handled that mission also handled a ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' fic chock full of {{Malaprop\|er}}isms. Highlights include "gems with insulting lines", Norrington being "under the influence of a powdered wig", and a character who "often kept her bosom neatly tied".
62	* In [[http://strngbedfellows.livejournal.com/1130.html Eris Discord]], Agents Mervin, Hyde, [[Literature/HarryPotter Snape]], and [[Film/OnceUponATimeInMexico Sands]] are assigned to kill off all Snape-obssesed Sues before the release of ''Deathly Hallows''. The group is in despair, considering the sheer number of Sues, until they hit upon the perfect idea - using ''Snape'' as bait to lure the Sues together and let them kill each other off. Cue one ''hilarious'' scene of Snape being hung from the ceiling in a harness, screaming, cursing, and flailing, while the Sues engage in a death match underneath him. And when Sands thinks that things are sounding too calm, he kicks Snape out ''again'' to get them worked up. Then, there's the snarky descriptions of the various Sues themselves.
63	--> “''Goddamn!''” Mervin shouted, eyes widening. “Did you see that, Hyde?!”
64	-->Hyde looked appalled. “Unfortunately, I did,” she said shakily. “I didn’t know Sues could do that.”
65	-->“That was…” Mervin checked her files. “Ariah Morrigan. She’s a badly written goddess—I suppose badly written goddesses can do that…”
66	-->“Not all of us present are blessed with the gift of sight, you inconsiderate twats,” Sands said irritably.
67	-->“Her ''vagina'' just ''ate'' someone,” said Mervin. Sands whooped in appreciation.
68	* One of the missions takes on noted squickfic ''Draco's Christmas Cuppa'', available [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_g2HEN80Dx2wOCkZ2r85QciRDSFTrBDEQyhtPaNIvY8/edit?usp=sharing here]]. It has its moments, but chief among them is during the climax. So to speak.
69	-->"WHY IS THE POOP THERE?"
70	** Also, Doktor Trollenfisch's ignorance of human anatomy. "Zer head is zer bit on zer top vhere zer face goes, ja?"
71	** Doktor Trollenfisch, upon turning from a [[TalkingAnimal talking fish]] into a human, wonders why he has nipples since, being a male, he doesn't need them.
72	--->'''Doktor Trollenfisch''': Do all your males be havink zer superfluous neeples?!
73	* What do you get when you take a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Skarmory]], drop him in a ''WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer'' crackfic, and get him doped on too much Suebuprofen? [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rg2qSvzD-jPG4P6r9d-6XpBDRq7QIuW_Gcd9VGupDp8/edit?usp=sharing This mission.]] That's what.
74	--> Despite Ripper’s attempt to get him to snap out of it, though, he was still imagining Dora [[Fanfic/OldManHenderson suddenly shouting something in eldritch tongue, followed by tentacles emerging from her orifices to molest wildlife.]]
75	--> ''[[BrickJoke (Which, incidentally, is more or less exactly what happens when they exorcise her.)]]''
76	* After fleeing the horror entitled ''Subjugation'', Suicide and Dio hid out in Azeroth for several years, running a weapons shop in Stormwind City. Imagine a deranged Scythian-Spartan DeathSeeker and a reformed Legomance Sue as fairly successful business-people!
77	* During the [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ynIP3wmTN0LuRLfcg-f_t0vMtGVbjQw9F8DxvFuwR4I/edit?authkey=CMC55bkD# mission]] in "Azelynn of the Desert", Aster and Lore wind up attracting the attention of a Beamos. Only it was misspelled "Beemos", so it went from shooting [[EnergyWeapon Frickin' Laser Beams]] to turning into a BeeBeeGun. Cue the sight of two trained assassins, one human and one a beast, running in circles and [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like little girls]] due to being attacked by bees. After the scene transition saves them, they immediately agree to [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain never mention it again]].
78	* [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DHJckf8K3aJedGU26uNeIAOJ_3xRqOhLZsEJmf0pvQE/edit Not even the PPC is safe from the Goose from Untitled Goose Game]]
79	* On a ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'' [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/12nuDy2V2mQr-TK17Jw87vVHu4Pk0719Q42-cyIq4PyM/edit?hl=en&authkey=CMDXnI0L# mission]], agents Aster and Lore argue over whether or not they should kill the Sue before she's been properly sentenced. Lore calmly points out that either way, they can't get rid of her right now...because Ganondorf swooped in and kidnapped her while they were busy arguing.
80	* In "[[http://www.keldale.f9.co.uk/tabularasa/mission5.htm Moaning Mary, Simpsons Sue]]", the [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpson kids]] were described as doing things that'd be impossible with normal human limbs, which results in Lisa (or rather her replacement) having knees that bend backwards and Bart having four arms. Also, their faces and Lisa's hands and feet are described as "plum" and her hands as "peach", causing those body parts to change colour.
81	-->'''Laburnum''': "Geez, are these supposed to be kids or bowls of fruit?"
82	* From "[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MXtm-z_1PDrOxLE32BO2A6Zu-w_9WfqRyFKB8KcI-1s/edit How Will I Clean My Fur?]]" (mildly NSFW, although it's NotWhatItLooksLike), Steven and Wallis find themselves in the office building of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, then instantly are sent to the Simpsons' house. They find out that it's because the words said, "Transition into fema-- shit, I mean to the Simpson's house!"
83	-->'''Steven''': "Is this a frackin' Bleepfic?"
84	* The [[https://ppc.fandom.com/wiki/Dubious_Lube Dubious Lube]] page on the Wiki CrossesTheLineTwice: it's about gay men in fanfiction who've used a number of inappropriate things as lube, including glue, hot stuff such as soup and melted sugar, bat guano, bamboo shoots, and ''hydrochloric acid''.
85	* On the Wiki's [[https://ppc.fandom.com/wiki/Mary_Sue Mary Sue]] page, it makes an analogy, comparing a Mary Sue messing up the canon to a woman coming over and tracking mud on the carpet, dragging the table into the attic, tie-dying the bedspread, and pulling up the garden because she doesn't like how the basil is next to the thyme, "all the while claiming to love the house and everything in it (except that nasty basil, who obviously isn't good enough for the thyme)".
86	* From [[https://cyba-zero.livejournal.com/2108.html this]] ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' mission, there are heaps of funny moments:
87	** It begins with Cyba, a liberated Borg like Seven of Nine, dancing, and [[HollywoodToneDeaf singing badly]]. The fact that she sings in the Borg voice doesn't help.
88	** The Gary Stu's name is Jack Russel, so since he wasn't described, he's rendered as a dog-man. When he's introduced, he's drinking a glass of "whine", which is like wine, but it whines like a mosquito.
89	** Whenever the story forgets a punctuation mark, one appears out of nowhere. At one point, Cyba throws a question mark at Jack. She also throws paper airplanes with taunts written on them at him.
90	** Seven of Nine develops an accent because she's asked to "heil" a ship. Later, due to "Borg" being misspelled as "Borge", Cyba temporarily develops a bad French accent.
91	** Jack is described as coming "abored" the ship, which causes Cyba to quip that she's "bored" of the bad spelling. He then "entars" ''Voyager'', which turns into covering it with tar. That night, he gets a "knight's sleep", causing his quarters to fill up with medieval armour.
92	** Jack's weapons include a [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber]], a rocket "luncher", and "laseryer guns", which are ray guns that make "yer" noises. He also carries all those weapons at once, and when he misplaces them, he fights with his "bear hands", which makes him grow bear claws.
93	** "People" is misspelled as "pepole", which turns into a pole with pea plants growing on it.
94	** Jack surfs on a "meteorite".
95	--->'''Kazon''': "But that no make sense!"
96	--->'''Eagrus and Cyba''': "Agreed!"
97	** Jack flirts with Seven of Nine by claiming he can easily "defate" the Borg. Cyba points out that that wouldn't work as a pickup line for Seven of Nine, and besides, the Borg don't believe in fate, so "de-fating" them wouldn't work. Similarly, when "assimilate" is spelt as "assmilte", Cyba says that she doesn't [[LiteralAssKicking melt backsides]].
98	** "Borg cube" gets misspelled as "Borg cubed", resulting in three Cybas [[FreakOut naturally causing a panic attack]]. Also, the trio give Eagrus three evil smiles which he considers to be even more terrifying than just ''one''.
99	** There's a drink called "coughee", which is caffienated but produces coughing fits.
100	* This moment occurs between two missions by two different authors. In [[FluffyTamer Valon Vance]] and [[ScaryScorpions Kala Jeng's]] [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wlaeav0R8YIWWPuFEOKJagpfqHGOQg9OF1RVCzXz0JQ/pub seventh mission]], a discussion of sphinxes includes a mention of [[SirSwearsALot Rashida]] [[HairTriggerTemper Mafdetiti]], a sphinx agent by another author.
101	--> ''[[SneezeCut Elsewhere in the multiverse, a certain albino sphinx sneezed.]]''
102	** Sure enough, in Rashida's [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b3vr0j7WZeUohdD8lYgTR6vNC2b4l7xTqR6kxSq_n2Y/edit?pli=1 next appearance]]...
103	--> ''[[BrickJoke Before Rashida could say anything in response, she abruptly sneezed.]]''
104	* "[[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoN-5t4iz7jfXbsr9xMSdqm0149rifOZurumEfb6DF0/edit Why Would You Quit?]]":
105	** Valon attempts to drown out a ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' fansong by rapping over it with a ditty he composed on the spot. Kala doesn't have it in her to tell him he's not improving the situation.
106	** Valon learning that yes, agents are allowed to get their hands on [[StuffBlowingUp high explosives]] immediately after [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough explaining why it would be a bad idea.]]
107	---> "... well, that's me wrong."
108	** Valon's plan for getting rid of the uber-powerful Springtrap and Harry's noncanon brother Micheal is to switch the two when Dumbledore drops Harry off at the Dursley's doorstep so Micheal will have been Springtrap the entire time. Then he [[StuffBlowingUp ties up Spring-Micheal with detonation cord and C4 to blow him to kingdom come]]... and decides to make his own episode of ''{{Series/Mythbusters}}'' while he's at it.
109	--->'''Valon:''' On this episode of PPC Mythbusters, we test the myth that immunity to fire grants immunity to a pressure-based explosion! Who are the PPC Mythbusters?\
110	'''Kala:''' You can make a show later.\
111	'''Valon:''' [[RapidFireBut But but but]]... I got a high-speed camera and everything...
112	* [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X0h0Eq0c45sv8hCg4dITR8_EdTkJN-pMzEC7bO-ksck/edit Valon strikes again,]] with the aid of Miguel Correa and Ami Seeker.
113	** First, there's the Instant Cosplay Curtain, which he keeps trying to shove fellow agent Miguel into, in a manner reminiscent of [[Literature/HaruhiSuzumiya that other Haruhi.]]
114	** Then, there's his [[IronButtMonkey constantly being tossed around by scene changes, with his wardrobe suffering each time.]]
115	** At the end of the mission, the [[Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Host Club]] just won't shut up long enough for him to neuralyze them; they're all distracted by how tall he is.
116	** Ami makes a BondOneLiner after dealing with the fake Hermione, which Miguel promptly [[LampshadeHanging lampshades.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint She has no idea what he's talking about.]]
117	** After that, the agents are ready to drag away the fake Hermione to be charged...until a ''distinctive'' NoblewomansLaugh rings out, and they realize [[OhCrap they forgot to neuralyze Renge.]] Whoops.
118	--->''"So foreign agents from outside the universe intrude on what seems like the plot of a bad fanfiction to stop intruders from ruining the story! That's what you are, right!?"''
119	* From the ''Fanfic/MarissaPicard'' missions:
120	** [[http://alternativewriting.pbworks.com/w/page/26192902/Marrissa1 Part 1]]:
121	*** The story begins with Spock and an OOC Saavik, who are now married, flirting. Saavik is teasing Spock about never missing his [[MatingSeasonMayhem pon farr]], and claiming she's too horny to want to be logical. Alec says in a spooky voice to Saavik:
122	---->'''Alec''': "You are a VUUULLL-CAAAN. You LIIIIKE logic. Logic is your friend."
123	*** Alec entertaining himself by playing "Jingle Bells" on the transporter console, while Picard and his crew struggle not to mention the music.
124	*** When the "Kid's Crew" is first brought up, the narration notes that "the universe groaned and logic fled". When Picard expresses reservations at putting children at risk, it says that "logic reasserted itself for a precarious second", but when Riker reveals that Marrissa's Kobayashi Maru took 20 minutes, it says that "logic collapsed around them" and "gave a sickening slurp before crawling out of the story with a pathetic whimper."
125	*** Gul Ducat turns into a gold coin (since a ducat is a type of coin) but no one seems to notice, and when Legat Tural's name is misspelled as "Toral", he turns into a tribble (since usually a misspelling in a ''Star Trek'' mission produces a miniature tribble, but seeing as Tural is an OriginalCharacter, he turns into one instead).
126	*** Alec [[INeedAFreakingDrink gets drunk due to his frustrations with the story]], then [[AlcoholHic gets the hiccups]] and starts [[MalfunctionMalady teleporting every time he hiccups]]. He teleports to a blonde swordswoman, the top of Voyager's hull, a Klingon party, the Justice League's watchtower, a Star Fury, and finally what he thinks is limbo before going back to the Enterprise-C's bridge.
127	*** Due to a typo, the Romulans are called the "Romans", which results in the warbird turning into a galley ship being rowed by Romulans in togas and laurel wreaths.
128	** [[https://ppcofuarchive.dreamwidth.org/882.html Part 2]]:
129	*** When a character says that the aliens must be "desperate" to allow a child to negotiate, Alec quips, "No, just dumb".
130	*** "Medieval" is misspelled as "midevil", and Alec jokingly wonders if it's significantly different from a "greatly evil" castle.
131	*** [[PassThePopcorn Alec and Q watching a fight scene as though it were a bad movie, complete with popcorn]].
132	* In the otherwise-disturbing "[[https://rc88.dreamwidth.org/7525.html Jack the Squicker]]", the phrase "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin privet]] parts" results in Heather growing leaves on her lower area.
133	* At the end of "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/30089607 Video Games Rot Your Brains]]", Kaito Hoshino asks if he gets any time off so his broken arm can heal. Everyone-and-thing in the Medical department proceeds to start laughing at the idea, except for the Vulcans (who merely crack smiles) and Kaito himself.
134	* "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/41365254 Eternal Sue]]" has a porta-potty version of Draco Malfoy throwing playing cards at the Sue. The cause is a sentence describing what Malfoy is doing that leaves out the K in "looked"; the Words interpret "looed" as a reference to a card game and a slang term for the bathroom (both called "loo") at the same time.
135	* In "[[https://plotprotectors.neocities.org/TOS/mission03 Lady of the Fellowship]]", Jay and Acacia not only make themselves invisible, their yarn turns invisible too, which Jay wants to make into a scarf. And it's still invisible when the ladies turn visible again. In "[[https://plotprotectors.neocities.org/TOS/mission04 Protector of the Ringbearer]]", Jay and Acacia kill a blue unicorn, so they take it to Agent Luxury to taxidermy and the yarn to knit. She wants to knit some invisible panties.
136	* In [[https://tawaki-ppc.livejournal.com/6559.html this]] mission, the fic is a parody of ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', using characters from ''Franchise/StarWars''. Anakin is Harry, Owen is Dudley, Yoda is Dumbledore, and Jar Jar Binks is Hagrid.

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