Line #19 Funny/PrinceOfPersia2008


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3	* Nearly every idle chat between the Prince and Elika.
4	* Special mention goes to when the Prince interrupts their urgent quest to challenge Elika to a game of I Spy.
5	--> '''Prince:''' Want to play a game? Come on! It'll be fun.\
6	'''Elika:''' The world's about to end and you want to play a game?\
7	'''Prince:''' Might as well die happy!\
8	...
9	--> '''Elika:''' Grass.\
10	'''Prince:''' No.\
11	'''Elika:''' Rock.\
12	'''Prince:''' No.\
13	'''Elika:''' This is a stupid game.\
14	'''Prince:''' Want another go?\
15	'''Elika:''' No. ({{Beat}})...Path.\
16	'''Prince:''' No.\
17	'''Elika:''' This is impossible!\
18	...
19	--> '''Prince:''' S.\
20	'''Elika:''' Are you still playing that game?\
21	'''Prince:''' S!\
22	...
23	--> '''Prince:''' Your turn.\
24	'''Elika:''' For what? ...(''sighs'')...C.\
25	'''Prince:''' Corruption.\
26	'''Elika:''' Yes, can we go on?\
27	...
28	--> '''Prince:''' S.\
29	'''Elika:''' Sky again.\
30	'''Prince:''' Now you're getting it.\
31	'''Elika:''' You picked sky ''again''?\
32	'''Prince:''' No, but you're getting a hang out of the rules!\
33	'''Elika:''' Thanks. [[DeadpanSnarker They're so complex I was worried they might evade me.]]\
34	...
35	--> '''Prince:''' S.\
36	'''Elika:''' Scar.\
37	'''Prince:''' No.\
38	'''Elika:''' Scarrrr-f?\
39	'''Prince:''' No.\
40	'''Elika:''' Shrine?\
41	'''Prince:''' A-ha! ...No.\
42	'''Elika:''' I give up.\
43	'''Prince:''' Sssssoulless follower of Ahriman!\
44	'''Elika:''' I am ''amazed'' no one threw you overboard on your sea trips.
45	* Sometimes, Elika also brings the snark:
46	-->'''Prince:''' That's a nice blouse.\
47	'''Elika:''' I think I have a spare if you'd like it.
48	* However, the Prince is not to be outdone.
49	-->'''Elika:''' We have to cross over there!\
50	'''Prince:''' Sure, climb on the roof. It's not like gravity ever killed anyone.
51	* This conversation:
52	-->'''Elika:''' Why are you doing this? [[TheDulcineaEffect You're not doing this for me, are you]]? [[MaleGaze I've seen you looking at me]]. [[AllMenArePerverts I recognize that look]].
53	-->'''Prince:''' Hey, you're cute, but not 'stay to fight a dark god' cute.
54	-->'''Elika:''' Would you have helped my father if ''he'' had asked you?
55	-->'''Prince:''' He's not that cute, either.
56	* Elika and the Prince:
57	-->'''Elika:''' Wow. With you as a measuring stick, that really makes me a saint.\
58	'''Prince:''' Oh, come on, I've helped old ladies home from the market.\
59	'''Elika:''' If they had attractive daughters.\
60	'''Prince:''' Yeah. I helped them, too.
61	* When chasing the Hunter:
62	-->'''Elika:''' Just be patient. Patience brings rewards.\
63	'''Prince:''' So, does walking into a harem covered in chocolate.
64	* The Prince about the evil god:
65	-->'''Prince:''' You had to pick this religion? You couldn't have picked one where the all the evil creatures were...I don't know... slightly angry sheep?
66	* In the windmill:
67	-->'''Prince:''' You know, I once thought about settling down, milling flour for a living...\
68	'''Elika:''' Really?\
69	'''Prince:''' Ha, are you kidding? How boring would that be?
70	* The Prince lampshading the fact that their destination is, as always, the most inconvenient place.
71	-->'''Prince:''' Nice tower. I'd say it's from the ominous and forbidding school of architecture. \
72	'''Elika:''' The fertile ground is...\
73	'''Prince:''' At the top of the tower. Well, they wouldn't put it on the ground floor, would they?
74	* Before climbing up a tower:
75	-->'''Prince:''' I'll go first. But hey, no staring at my ass. I've felt you looking. \
76	'''Elika:''' I thought you lost your ass?\
77	'''Prince:''' Donkey.\
78	(''And then Elika actually stares at his ass.'')\
79	'''Prince:''' I can feel you looking!

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