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2[[caption-width-right:350:Turns out lightning magic and fur don't mix.]]
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4These apply to [[{{Webcomic/Prequel}} the webcomic named Prequel]].
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6* [[http://foxmage.com/this/story12.gif That burn was so sick, it lit the candle.]] (Also is {{Foreshadowing}}.)
7** These gay elves are racist fucks and you don’t want to talk to them anymore.
8* Katia [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/katia-talk-to-guard/ asks about finding employment]] with the Imperial Guard.
9-->'''Narrator''': The guard looks at you with a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like that of a man [[CrossesTheLineTwice who must explain to his paraplegic daughter]] that [[DreamCrushingHandicap her dreams of becoming a ballerina will never come true]].
10* [[http://foxmage.com/this/story43.gif You fucked up.]]
11* [[http://foxmage.com/this/story82.gif Quill-Weave quickly says something about how she's confident you two can work this out on your own okay see you later.]]
12* [[http://foxmage.com/this/story120.gif You don't exactly operate well under pressure. In a spur-of-the-moment decision, you try to execute every fallback plan at once.]]
13* [[http://foxmage.com/this/story157.gif This]] is the ''best idea.''
14* You can no longer be the imp because [[http://foxmage.com/this/story178.gif the imp is dead.]]
15* [[http://foxmage.com/this/story202.gif Well, you're alive.]]
16* [[FailedASpotCheck Who is this "Matt" you speak of?]]
17* [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/05/katia-panic/ Holy shit]], Quill-Weave knows ''parkour?''
18** She's an apprentice acrobatics trainer in-game, of course she does!
19* What was that, Logical Thought? I couldn’t hear you over the taste of all this [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/story423.gif delicious cake]].
20** ''Decide you'd rather wash down the cake with more cake'' [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/06/476/ IT'S NOT WORKING.]]
21* [[http://prequeladventure.com/this/story595.gif Holy FUCKSHIT your hand is on fire and it really burns!]]
22* "Imperial Legion soldiers are notoriously bad at dying. Every time they conquered a place, the original rulers were like "hey, start dying!" and the Imperial Legion was like "no". [[ArtisticLicenseHistory At least that's how you understand history]]."
23* [[http://prequeladventure.com/this/story749.gif Well, okay, your badass wolf-skin armor doesn't turn out so great. But other things are still looking up!]]
24* By the way, for a Mages Guild, is there a required dress code or something? Because I want to make a good impression, and [[http://prequeladventure.com/this/story816.gif I don’t know how I feel about this hood.]]
25* ''Ryavis wrote: When Katia turned her darkvision on in her dream, she apparently turned it on in real life also. Does that mean that she hit something with an eye of fear too?''
26--> '''Narration:''' Yeah, looks like you accidentally hit an unfortunate little spider hanging over Quill-Weave’s bed. [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/story534.gif It is currently flipping the fuck out, terrified of everything around it]].
27* Asotil's conversation with Katia prior to setting off for Kvatch.
28-->'''Asotil''': Citizen, do you know how I became strong enough to serve in the Imperial Legion, one of the most selective and skilled combat forces in all of Cyrodiil?
29-->''({{Beat}})''
30-->''({{Beat}})''
31-->'''Katia''': How?
32-->'''Asotil''': Drugs. But also practice.
33** It gets funnier if you saw [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/2812 this image Kazerad drew for a fan]].
34** He then prepares a shooting gallery with four apples, and a poisoned apple as a high value target.
35--> '''Asotil''': ''This'' is a deadly poisoned apple, taken from the corpse of a Dark Brotherhood assassin himself.
36--> '''Asotil''': At least I’m preeeeetty sure that’s the poisoned one.
37--> ''[[[TooDumbToLive Asotil proceeds to take a bite out of every apple except the one he assumed was poisonous]]]''
38--> '''Asotil''': Yup, it ''must'' be.
39* [[BlatantLies NORMAL]] [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain HUMAN]] [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/story913.gif STRENGTH!]]
40* [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2012/04/1902/ You have a really good feeling about all these decisions you just made!]]
41* [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2012/09/2259/ You can stop being afraid now.]] [[spoiler: like it's totes ok i give you my permission *thumbs up*]]
42** [[spoiler: Even the terrifying EldritchAbomination of Nightmare!Uriel Septim looks perplexed in that moment.]]
43* [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2012/09/2271/ This entire page,]] though it's filled with NightmareFuel, manages to be uncannily hilarious with its comments.
44-->woah woah WOAH
45-->hey no
46-->stop being on fire
47-->come on that is like the exact opposite of what I asked you to do
48-->*scribbles over Katia* [[EpicFail *scribbles are burned away*]]
49-->[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]
50-->just...WAIT THERE
51* The [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/story960.gif "Unity" mural]].
52--> '''Vaermina''': '''As for Vaermina’s wondrous-yet-incomplete nightmare mural-'''
53--> ''[Vaermina taps the ground with her staff, flinging paint all over the mural.]''
54--> '''Vaermina''': '''There. [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2013/04/2721/ Now it is an aesthetic nightmare.]]'''
55** You can now buy [[{{Defictionalization}} an actual]] [[https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/katia-managan-merchandise-fantasy-videogames#/ Unity tapestry IRL]].
56---> '''Tier 10''': [[https://c1.iggcdn.com/image/fetch/fl_progressive:semi,q_auto,f_auto/http%3A%2F%2Fwww.prequeladventure.com%2Fthis%2Fshhsecrets%2FMerchpack8.gif GIVE ME EVERYTHING BUT MAKE THE UNITY TAPESTRY NINE FEET WIDE]]
57** And now, it's availible in the Prequel merch store. The temporary store art really [[{{Pun}} sells]] it:
58---> '''Katia''': [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/market/tempstore1.gif Whoops]]! [[YouHaveResearchedBreathing I have discovered the concept of buying]]. I could get:
59---> '''Katia''': [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/market/tempstore4.gif nightmares]]
60* Just about everything [[FanNickname Aggy]] says to Katia while trying to cheer her up. Especially when he tells her the story of [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2013/12/3253/ The Littlest Scrib,]] an AffectionateParody of Dunmer lore.
61* [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/AggyExtrapolate.html "Oh my gods you have never actually eaten an apple, have you?"]]
62** Nchow. <Holy shit.>
63** Katia's explanation of [[Main/NoodleIncident how she can]] speak Dragonish.
64* [[http://www.prequeladventure.com/2014/05/3391/ I'll level with you here:]] [[MetaPhorgotten I have completely lost track of this Analogy]]
65* Quill-Weave possesses a fully-functioning {{Gaydar}} which she uses to prove to the readers that Katia is straight. Aside from herself, she also reveals that the only other gay in the village is Jesan Sextius, who in-game allows the unemployed Gorgo gro-Shura to live with him out of the kindness of his heart.
66* "[[http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/shhsecrets/weave54-43275344.gif PINEAPPLE!]] I have a pineapple!"
67* Katia tells [[spoiler: Sigrid that there's no way professional quality Telvanni Bug Musk could increase megalomania and self-assuredness to absurd levels, since that would be a ''pretty big design flaw''... Oh. ''Oh.'']]
68--> '''Katia:''' Okay, no, this... this explains everything I’ve ever heard about the Telvanni.
69--> '''[[spoiler:Sigrid]]:''' You never once found it strange how many of them are married to clones of themselves?
70--> '''Katia:''' I’m sorry, I’m realizing a lot of obvious things about dark elves tonight.
71** From the same update:
72--> '''[[spoiler:Sigrid]]:''' Welcome to wizardry, where people with awful ideas and no social skills invoke supernatural forces to gain power and respect. [[CutLexLuthorACheck Almost makes you want to tap out and start a little shop selling healing potions]].
73** Katia asking if she could give her summoned skeleton a name because she doesn't like ItIsDehumanizing, only for the skeleton to [[SubvertedTrope subvert the trope]] by concluding that she's coming onto it in a romantic way.

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