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2 | * This exchange between Barnes and Junior. |
3 | -->'''Barnes''': Martin, get your boots on. And the next time I catch you spraying skeeter repellent on your fucking feet, I'm gonna court-martial your nigger ass. |
4 | -->'''[[MilesGloriosus Junior]]''': Well, then court-martial me, motherfucker! Bust my ass. Send me to fucking Long Binh! You do your fucking worst! You white folks have got your last klick out of Junior! |
5 | -->'''Barnes''': O'Neill, get me that centipede. |
6 | -->'''O'Neill''': Sergeant? |
7 | -->'''Barnes''': Yeah, that long, hairy, red and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. [[GroinAttack I'm gonna put it in this boy's crotch]], see if he can walk. |
8 | -->'''O'Neill''': I remember now. |
9 | -->'''Junior''': ''[[[OhCrap panicked]]]'' Hey! Now hold up, man! You just hold up and wait, all right?! [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] it! I'll walk! I'll fucking walk, man! |
10 | -->'''Bunny''': [[LampshadeHanging Fucking pussy, man]]. Hey, Sarge, I gotta have him in my hole? |
11 | -->'''Barnes''': [''sympathetically''] Yeah... |
12 | * Toward the beginning of the movie, Junior gets a pretty good one in, when he quips that "the only way you [Bunny] can ever get pussy is if some bitch dies and wills it to you." |
13 | * Dale Dye's commentary on the DVD release. CoolOldGuy plus RetiredBadass plus DeadpanSnarker is a recipe for something fantastic. |
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