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2* This exchange between Barnes and Junior.
3-->'''Barnes''': Martin, get your boots on. And the next time I catch you spraying skeeter repellent on your fucking feet, I'm gonna court-martial your nigger ass.
4-->'''[[MilesGloriosus Junior]]''': Well, then court-martial me, motherfucker! Bust my ass. Send me to fucking Long Binh! You do your fucking worst! You white folks have got your last klick out of Junior!
5-->'''Barnes''': O'Neill, get me that centipede.
6-->'''O'Neill''': Sergeant?
7-->'''Barnes''': Yeah, that long, hairy, red and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. [[GroinAttack I'm gonna put it in this boy's crotch]], see if he can walk.
8-->'''O'Neill''': I remember now.
9-->'''Junior''': ''[[[OhCrap panicked]]]'' Hey! Now hold up, man! You just hold up and wait, all right?! [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] it! I'll walk! I'll fucking walk, man!
10-->'''Bunny''': [[LampshadeHanging Fucking pussy, man]]. Hey, Sarge, I gotta have him in my hole?
11-->'''Barnes''': [''sympathetically''] Yeah...
12* Toward the beginning of the movie, Junior gets a pretty good one in, when he quips that "the only way you [Bunny] can ever get pussy is if some bitch dies and wills it to you."
13* Dale Dye's commentary on the DVD release. CoolOldGuy plus RetiredBadass plus DeadpanSnarker is a recipe for something fantastic.

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