Line #28 Funny/OnePieceGrandLine3Point5


1	* Their very first play-through of One Piece:
2	-->'''GM:''' A pirate ship! Enemy Attack! Enemy Attack!\
3	'''Sailor 1:''' I roll for initiative! 16!\
4	'''GM:''' They haven't boarded the ship yet!\
5	'''Sailor 2:''' I use my grappling hook!\
6	'''GM:''' Why-No! Just go look for the Captain.\
7	'''Sailor 1:''' Good Idea. We can kill the Captain and take the ship.\
8	'''GM:''' I meant ''your'' Captain.\
9	'''Sailor 1:''' That's who I meant.
10	* When [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/9 Natalie first appears]] in the story:
11	-->'''Nat:''' I poke my head out the door and look around. Do I see anything?\
12	'''GM:''' You see nothing.\
13	'''Nat:''' I step outside.\
14	'''GM:''' As soon as you step outside, you notice Alvida's ship pulling alongside the ship.\
15	'''Nat:''' This is the same ship you told me about?\
16	'''GM:''' Yes.\
17	'''Nat:''' I run back inside.
18	** Shortly afterward:
19	-->'''Nat:''' With my trusty zip-line, I make my way across the crystal blue ocean below. As I do this, I ponder about my predicament. I worry about the people back home. [...] With cat-like reflexes, I land gracefully onto Alvida's ship. [...] I stealthily and gracefully sneak about.
20	-->'''GM:''' Suddenly, someone steps out the door next to you! It's one of Alvida's men!
21	-->'''Nat:''' I kick 'em in the balls! ... Gracefully.
22	* When Luke first appears in the story by [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/16 popping out of a wine barrel]]:
23	-->'''Nat:''' Wait hold on. You were inside that barrel the whole time?\
24	'''Luke:''' Yep.\
25	'''Nat:''' The barrel made for holding wine.\
26	'''Luke:''' Uh huh...\
27	'''Nat:''' The completely sealed barrel that had to be broken open?\
28	'''Luke:''' That's the one! Anyway, I was probably sleeping in there and didn't notice someone was sealing it up.\
29	'''Nat:''' I get it now.\
30	'''GM:''' You do?\
31	'''Nat:''' Luke's playing an idiot.
32	* When Cory's character was [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/21/ about to be killed]]:
33	-->'''Alvida:''' Are you prepared to ''''''DIE'''''', Coby?\
34	'''Luffy:''' Dun Dun Duuuun... wait I thought Cory wanted to die to get a new character?\
35	'''Alvida:''' ...Are you prepared to be '''''KNOCKED OUT?'''''\
36	'''Luffy:''' Dun Dun Duuuun!
37	* On the [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/22/ very next page]], Luke [[InvokedTrope deliberately]] {{Epic Fail}}s a Diplomacy check:
38	-->'''Luffy:''' Hey Coby...who's this fat hag?\
39	'''Coby:''' ''(JawDrop)'' You didn't even... roll the die... you just... placed it... on the table... with the 1... on top...\
40	''(Alvida screams)''\
41	'''GM:''' Er... yeah, I think you made her mad.
42	* When [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/48 entering the tavern]]:
43	-->'''Cory:''' I immediately search for traps.\
44	'''GM:''' Not this again...\
45	'''Cory:''' Damn, got a 4.\
46	'''GM:''' We're in a tavern.\
47	'''Cory:''' Taverns can have traps.\
48	'''Luke:''' One way to spot a trap is to look for an adam's apple.\
49	'''Cory:''' ...I stop searching.
50	** The expressions in the screencaps (such as Luffy's deadpan one above) top off these exchanges.
51	-->'''Cory:''' Oh c'mon! You let Luke play his character and he's just as if not more overpowered than mine!
52	-->'''GM:''' Luke actually came up with a name and a backstory for his character.
53	-->'''Luke:''' ''(as Luffy, blithely smiling)'' I was raised by owls!
54	* The GM uses skittles to represent {{Mooks}}. Cue [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5342366/ this]] during the second arc:
55	-->'''Cory:''' Hooooly Crap. The GM just opened up three bags of skittles.
56	* Luffy Vs. Mohgi
57	--> '''GM''': Look, you got cover bonus for the bars, okay? But he's likely to either hit you or miss the cage. Unless I roll an 11 or 12.\
58	* Rolls*\
59	'''Gm''': Sonuva-\
60	'''Luke''': FREEDOM!\
61	'''GM''': Who cursed my dice?
62	* Under the inexperienced Phil's control, Usopp's introductory lies become [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5400175/ him misreading]] [[BrickJoke the GM's horrible handwriting]]. Doesn't help that he's also [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5400550/ screwing with him]]:
63	-->'''Luke:''' Hahaha! Did that really just happen? [[ThrowItIn Can we say that's what happened]]?\
64	'''Phil:''' Look, I'm a pirate, right? So that means I at least have a gun, right?\
65	'''GM:''' Eh... not really. You do have a slingshot, though.\
66	'''Phil:''' ...the fuck?!\
67	'''GM:''' And no, I'm not screwin' with you. [[FalseReassurance About that]].
68	* This exchange, after learning that Luffy and Zoro ate a month's worth of food in a day:
69	-->'''Phil:''' Don'tcha think the amount of food Luffy and Zoro are eating is kinda unrealistic?\
70	'''Cory:''' Hey. Back. Picked up [[BigEater three buckets of KFC, tacos, some burgers, hot pockets, Doritos, and half-off sushi.]] Oh, and those [[MultiMookMelee ten bags of Skittles you asked for, GM.]]\
71	'''Phil:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Holy shit.]]
72	* After Kurahadol shows up and insults Usopp's father, the others try to help Phil [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5403917/ by putting words in his mouth]].
73	-->'''DM:''' You guys are a bunch of idiots. On a separate note, [[NotSoAboveItAll can anyone here do a good Tyson impression]]?
74	* [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5405204/ Luke fits Luffy REALLY well]].
75	* Any time Luke needs to make an important diplomacy check he pulls out his special dice. Cue the newest player going "WHY IS IT ALL [[EpicFail ONES]]??!??"
76	** Prior to getting that die, he took the simple expedient of putting a d20 on the table with the 1 facing up.
77	** Luke hitting Buggy's (and the GM's) BerserkButton with a sledgehammer thusly:
78	-->'''Luke:''' ''(as Luffy)'' HEY CLOWN!!! WHY YOU SUCH A CLOWN?!
79	* Cory failed on his navigation rolls so bad that [[RefugeInAudacity he ended up on a whole other island.]]
80	-->'''Cory:''' I have a swim speed, [[JerkassHasAPoint so that's actually kinda plausible.]]
81	* "[[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/634 ... And then Sanji starved to death and became an undead skeleton!]]"
82	* The entire warship island arc qualifies, on account of everyone being so sleep-deprived from their finals that they can’t even think straight.

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