1 | * In one of the {{Narm}}iest moments of any Bond film, Bond's Franchise/{{Tarzan}} yodel. |
2 | * "Fill 'er up, please?" |
3 | * In a movie loaded with groaners, we get this gem: |
4 | -->'''Bond:''' I trust you can handle this contraption, Q.\ |
5 | '''Q:''' It goes by hot air.\ |
6 | '''Bond:''' Oh, then you can. |
7 | * Kamal and Gobinda getting in their car to escape an imminent nuclear explosion... [[MyCarHatesMe and the car doesn't start.]] They exchange priceless "Seriously?" looks. |
8 | ** Before that, as Gobinda is guarding the bomb, a circus worker accidentally knocks its side with a boulder, making him nearly panic. |
9 | * Vijay reporting to bond about his tail of Kamal: |
10 | -->'''Vijay:''' I tailed him all the way to the tennis club this afternoon.\ |
11 | '''Bond:''' Did you learn anything?\ |
12 | '''Vijay:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint My backhand's improved.]][[note]]Being played a real-life ranked pro tennis player makes it an ActorAllusion.[[/note]] |
13 | * Q and Vijay waiting for Bond as he visits Octopussy's island lair: |
14 | -->'''Q''': 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him 'til dawn! |
15 | * Vijay gets a few one-liners in of his own: |
16 | -->'''Bond''': Vijay! We've got company!\ |
17 | '''Vijay''': [[CharacterCatchphrase No problem]]. This is a company car! (revs the tuk tuk for slow-speed chase) |
18 | * Bond sliding down the marble stairwell, realizes there's a rather painful-looking marble knob at the stop, and shoots the knob out of the way before he hits [[GroinAttack his marbles with it]]. Chuckle at the obviousness. |
19 | ** What really sells it is the look on Bond's face. |
20 | * Bond says, "Hiss off!" to a large, menacing snake. ''The snake meekly complies.'' |
21 | ** Lets not forget the tiger. It sits! |
22 | *** FridgeBrilliance: He uses ''Kamal's'' voice and inflection - apparently, the tiger is one of Kamal's pets. |
23 | *** The confident tone and especially the way Bond pronounces 'sit' is a ShoutOut to pet training expert Barbara Woodhouse, who was a popular TV personality in Britain at the time. |
24 | * Bond's classy English way of saying, "I don't have time for this bullshit!" |
25 | -->'''Bond:''' (dressed as a circus performer) Where can I find the base commander? It's urgent.\ |
26 | '''Guard:''' Let's see your circus pass.\ |
27 | '''Bond:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Damn it, man!]] I said it's urgent! |
28 | * As Kamal and Gobinda are fleeing in a plane, they see Bond clinging to the wing, yanking the wires out of the engine. |
29 | -->'''Kamal:''' He'll kill us all! Go out, and get him. |
30 | -->'''Gobinda:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Out there?]] |
31 | --> '''Kamal:''' '''GO!''' |
32 | --> '''Gobinda:''' ...Yes, Excellence. |
33 | * Bond's face at the new Bond Girl describing her octopus tattoo as "My little octopussy." One of the few times he responds to a sexual joke with complete ''bafflement.'' |
34 | * After Bond wins backgammon against Kamal using his own fixed dice, letting ''everyone'' know [[CheatersNeverProsper Kamal's a dirty cheater]], Bond tells the British commander who complained "always a double six!" while playing him, "It's not ''really'' in the wrist" - referencing Kamal's claim of being able to roll them. |
35 | * Kamal enters Octopussy's room to tell her Bond has escaped...and Bond just strolls up behind him as Octopussy introduces him. |
36 | -->'''Bond''': An old friend of the family, you might say. |
37 | -->'''Kamal''': Indeed. You have a very nasty habit of surviving. |
38 | -->'''Bond:''' Well, you know what they say about the fittest. |
39 | * Bond hiding in a body bag supposedly containing one of Khan's mooks... and letting out a ''diabolical'' laugh as two mooks attempt to dump him away for tiger food. The mooks, apparently thinking they're dealing with a member of the undead, run away screaming. |
40 | * Ladies and gentlemen, the Angry Fakir! |
41 | -->'''Fakir:''' (''in Hindi, on spotting the dead mook'') ''GET OFF MY BED!'' |
42 | * Bond looking positively repulsed when served ''stuffed sheep's head'', complete with its ''eyeballs''. We know it is not Gobinda's stare that causes Bond to "lose his appetite". |
43 | ** Even more so when Kamal helps himself to an eyeball and eats it with no problem! Bond's baffled reaction says it all. |
44 | * While Bond is imprisoned in Khan's palace, he pauses on his way to bed to flirt with Magda, suggesting he could come in for a nightcap. Gobinda interposes and forcibly directs him to his room: |
45 | -->'''Bond:''' "I don't suppose ''you'd'' care for a night cap?" |
46 | * In an extremely tense moment, Bond has defused a nuclear bomb seconds before it goes off. After a few moments, Francisco the Fearless pops out of the cannon to wonder why he hasn't been fired from it yet: "Now???" |
47 | ** The fact that the nuke is set to go off just as the cannon is scheduled to fire in the show's finale is a bit of BlackComedy; the circus is literally set to end with a bang, indeed... |
48 | * RealLife examples: |
49 | ** During one take of Miss Moneypenny introducing Penelope Smallbone, Creator/LoisMaxwell accidentally said "Smallbush". This caused the crew to burst out laughing and Creator/RogerMoore quipped, "Well we know where ''your'' mind has been, Miss Moneypenny!" |
50 | ** Vijay Amritaj recalled that the film opened in London two weeks before UsefulNotes/{{Wimbledon}} and a handful of tennis stars attended the premier. |
51 | --->When I died in the film, one of the players jumped up in the middle of the theatre and screamed, "I'm in, I'm in!" |
52 | ** Special effects man John Richardson recalled a prank the crew played on Moore: |
53 | --->In the jungle, he was being chased by some baddies and a tiger was supposed to leap out and a snake crawl over his leg. I went to the prop room, as I knew they had a gorilla suit (well, what prop department wouldn't?), which I asked to borrow. I had a word with the first assistant director and his round the back, waiting for Roger to appear. As he hid on the ground peering through the bushes, I climbed on his back and tapped him on the shoulder. Roger's reaction as he looked over his shoulder was priceless and caused amusement all round. |
54 | *** And another one: |
55 | ---->I was firing zirconium spark balls from an airgun around Roger, who stood at the back on the train. I had loaded up my capsule gun and we were just about to go for a take when Johnny the electrician appeared - he wore glasses like the bottom of milk bottles. I asked if I could borrow them, put them on and, looking like WesternAnimation/MrMagoo, waited for the shout of "Turn over!", before I called out, "Roger, can you wave your arm so I can see where you are?" I am afraid I cannot repeat his reply! |
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