Line #9 Funny/Norbit


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2	[[caption-width-right:350: Rasputia was full of love indeed...]]
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4	* Norbit's new girlfriend says his name is stupid. The name of Norbit's new girlfriend? Rasputia (rass-pyoo-sha).
5	* Norbit pushing Rasputia on the swing park, culminating in the huge, burly Rasputia throwing him into the air.
6	* A brief moment of teenage Norbit and Rasputia at school, with Rasputia's hand in Norbit's trouser pocket, and Norbit's hand desperately trying to find some space in Rasputia's trouser bag.
7	* Norbit's look of disgust and despair when he marries Rasputia ...
8	** And then it's time for the kiss. Taking off the veil, Norbit and the viewer have a vision of Rasputia's big face and dirty teeth. He tries a peck, but Rasputia forces him to kiss her. Almost all guests make expressions and shouts of disgust at the sight of the scene, with Rasputia's brothers being the only ones celebrating. During the kiss, Norbit moves his legs endlessly, trying desperately to let go.
9	* Norbit's narration about his new and happy life married to Rasputia while we watch the couple dancing. The look on Norbit's face says the exact opposite ...
10	* Norbit's friends and family are all horrified at what he's gotten himself into. The pimps joke that Rasputia is "an Escalade in a wedding dress", and that she's where buttermilk comes from. When Norbit comes to his friends' table, they all immediately claim they're jealous of him.
11	** Wong gives his best man's speech, and says he can't understand why Norbit married "a gorilla". The Brothers jump up to challenge Wong, who gaslights them and asks why they'd start a fight at a wedding. He later says Norbit can survive anything, even Rasputia, who he gestures to without saying her name. Finally, he makes a toast hoping for peace, love, and happiness for the couple... "and lots and lots of ''bananas for your new gorilla!''"
12	* Arriving at his new home, Rasputia asks Norbit to carry him in his arms, truly believing that he will be able to lift her. He fails miserably, and a furious Rasputia casts out his anger by tossing Norbit to the floor and entering the house alone.
13	* The honeymoon.
14	** Norbit in his underwear in the bedroom, clearly desperate, asks Rasputia to take it easy, since this is their first time ... and then Rasputia comes out of the bathroom and enters the room with a huge lingerie. Norbit screams in horror as Rasputia jumps on him, crushing him and breaking the bed, making him scream in pain. All that to the sound of "Sexual Healing".
15	** And after that occurs the sex montage, with Norbit being forced by Rasputia to wear the most ridiculous sexual fantasies: Christmas, Easter, Police, President ... At all times, Rasputia crushes Norbit and breaks the bed. In the last scene, the bed does not break because the couple placed a huge concrete block underneath.
16	** [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Rape is NOT all right when it is female on male.]] That being said, "Happy President's Day!" was kinda funny.
17	** "God bless America!"
18	** "Merry Christmas! crash Ho ho ho!"
19	** "Halt! crash 9-1-7, officer down!"
20	* Mr. Wong steals every scene he is in.
21	** "Ling Ling! Come here with your fine self!"
22	* "SAY 'TUESDAY' AGAIN AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"
23	* Norbit expressing his rage about Rasputia during a children's puppet show.
24	* Norbit tries to sleep, but can't because Rasputia steals most of the bed space every night, besides snoring loudly. Finally, Norbit loses his temper and makes a supreme effort to get her out of his space. For a few seconds, he thinks he did it ... and then Rasputia moves in his sleep, crushing him completely. Norbit screams in pain, forced to spend the rest of the night with Rasputia sleeping on him, and snoring.
25	* Norbit clearly embarrassed to introduce his wife to Kate. As he initially describes only her clothes, Kate confuses her with a beautiful, thin woman. And then Norbit points to his real wife, who is currently eating sweets. The shocked expression on Kate's face says it all, with her blatantly lying that Rasputia is beautiful.
26	* Rasputia revealing to Norbit that she was not pregnant, but with gas. She then farts, to Norbit's horror as he walks away. She then farts a second time, saying, "Twins."
27	* Rasputia's shocked look at seeing Norbit dancing with Kate ... and then furious to see Kate sipping her drink. "Bitch, that's my wine cooler!".
28	* Norbit screaming "No!" when Rasputia decides to go with him to the water park, ruining his encounter with Kate.
29	* When Rasputia in a bikini tries to enter the water park, the watchman asks if she is wearing the bottom. Offended, she says yes, lifting the huge belly that was covering the bottom. The horrified watcher sends her in.
30	* At the water park, Rasputia insults Kate for her thinness and lies that Norbit loves her and is addicted to having wild sex with her. Kate chokes in disgust as she listens to everything.
31	** "Let me tell you, just between the two of us, I can't keep Norbit off me! Boom, bam, boom boom! But I ain't mad at him. Heyyy."
32	* Rasputia on the water slide... that is all.
33	-->'''Rasputia''': Imma show you how a bitch go down a slide.
34	* In the montage of Norbit lying to Rasputia to meet Kate secretly, [[FanDisservice we see Rasputia in short clothes washing her car to the sound of "Milkshake"]]. She then chucks a sponge at him, which Norbit promptly dodges. "You do it!"
35	** Norbit successfully riding a bike for the first time, only to crash when it hits the sidewalk to a park and he goes somersaulting to the ground below. And the old guys watching and laughing.
36	* Rasputia getting a bikini wax, even kicking the assistant in the face because of the pain. She then looks at the result and discovers the whistle that Norbit had missed...
37	* When Rasputia scares her brother Blue into telling her of Norbit's whereabouts, shaking more and more salt onto her piece of pizza.
38	* Norbit offhandedly mentions that Rasputia was banned for life from the Italian restaurant for eating all the food one time.
39	* When Rasputia arrives at the church, she finds to her dismay that she was too late to catch Norbit and Kate. She swears, before suddenly reacting in horror as you shouldn't swear in church. She swears again, and then swears at herself for swearing again and again...
40	* Norbit returns home and gives the signed papers to the brothers. Jack just giggles and says “boy, I’d hate to be you right now!”, since a very furious Rasputia is lying in wait inside the house.
41	* When Norbit is about to warn Kate about Rasputia's death threat, he suddenly hears the telltale ominous, massive creaking and groaning of the floor above him as Rasputia approaches the window.
42	* Rasputia settles down to take a bubble bath. Only thing is, due to being so morbidly obese, when she sits down in the tub, she displaces the water which floods out like a waterfall. Rasputia merely comments that it sounds like it’s raining outside.
43	* Pretty much everything Katt Williams' character says and does. Especially at the wedding.
44	-->'''Mr. Wong''': This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once co-star in!
45	* When [[spoiler: Norbit arrives at the church to stop the wedding and the entire choir gets up and sings his name.]]
46	* The cartoonish way that Rasputia runs when Mr. Wong harpoons her butt.
47	** "Bingo! Right in the blow hole!"
48	* The ending revealing that Rasputia became a striptease dancer in a Mexican nightclub.

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