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1	* [[http://nielsg.com/jungle-fever The]] [[http://nielsg.com/jungle-fever-2 Jungle]] [[http://nielsg.com/jungle-fever-3 Fever]] [[http://nielsg.com/jungle-fever-4 series]], to start.
2	* [[http://nielsg.com/the-new-guy PLING!]]
3	* [[http://nielsg.com/lazy-tv-night Too much vagina in my face!]]
4	* Anything that involves Robert.
5	* [[http://nielsg.com/office-picnic-2 This]] conversation between 300 and 250, after 250 has blabbered drunkenly about his past:
6	-->'''300''': The main thing I detected from all that is that you're rather drunk right now and not fit to make reasonable decisions. So is it okay if I go hit on your daughter?
7	-->'''250''': Knock yourself out. I gotta warn you though, I love her more than anything in the world, but that little bitch is a man-eater. [[note]]Literally.[[/note]]
8	* God. Just... [[http://nielsg.com/ladies-man God]].
9	** From the blog text under one of the comics:
10	--->Yeah, it all started with Jesus when he said "God is loving and forgiving" and God was like "What? Since when?"
11	* Britney's [[FaceFault face faults]] in [[http://nielsg.com/lifted-curse Lifted Curse]].
12	* "And there were so. Many. ''Penises!''" "There were two." "Well, that is double the amount I'm used to!"
13	* [[http://nielsg.com/it-was-a-good-night SLAM!]]
14	* "Be honest with yourself. What did you think your kid would be like?" Beat Panel "...He would have two heads." "Don't try to be funny. This is serious. He would have at least three."
15	* The introduction of [[http://nielsg.com/no-charity Magnus]], Niels' biological son. To prove his identity, he says "Jeg tror jeg er din søn"[[labelnote:Translation]]I think I'm your son[[/labelnote]]. Drew... overreacts.
16	-->'''Drew''': HE USED DEVIL TALK TO HYPNOTIZE THE BOSS!!! I'LL BREAK HIS FUCKIN FACE!!!
17	* When Niels names Magnus. "It's cute in Danish, but the way Americans pronounce it you're going to sound like a super villain!" He just looks so gleeful about it.

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