Line #43 Funny/Neopets


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3	* [[https://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=220 In issue 220]], two questions come from the same guy.
4	-->'''iciness:''' What are your favorite ice cream flavors?\
5	'''TNT:''' Well, if you must know, chocolate. Just chocolate. That is all.\
6	'''iciness:''' [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat What is your favorite kind of chocolate?]]\
7	'''TNT:''' What the...
8	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=478 The end of the editorial of January 21st]]
9	-->'''TNT:''' Yes, those were very nice manners! We'll make a mental note to call [the Brightvale Books shopkeeper] Natalie from now on. :) Even mr.coconut will start calling her by her new name. Isn't that right, mr.coconut?\
10	'''mr.coconut:''' GOOD NIGHT, GOOD NIGHT!\
11	'''TNT:''' Nono, mr.coconut. Natalie.\
12	'''mr.coconut:''' Good... Night?\
13	'''TNT:''' Na-ta-lee.\
14	'''mr.coconut:''' Goo-d ni-ght.\
15	'''TNT:''' Good night, mr.coconut.\
16	'''mr.coconut:''' GOOD NIGHT!
17	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=452 YOUR HORSE IS NOW DIAMONDS!]]. This was a response to a user saying, "Look at me. [[SmallNameBigEgo Too bad your artists aren't me.]] [[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike I'm on a horse]]."
18	* Via the Neopets Facebook page, TNT [[http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/tfr/beard.phtml the story]] of how plot puzzle programmer Mr. Insane grew a beard until the end of the plot. As TNT tells it, he had half-shaved it before he was stopped because the prize shop was still unfinished, and could not shave off the rest until he had completed it.
19	* [[http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=212388192133253&comments This]]. An average conversation in TNT headquarters.
20	-->'''Dragona''': is anyone going to grump at me if we don't have a billboard for Coltzan Day?
21	-->'''Mr. Insane''': WHAT HOW DARE YOU
22	-->'''Comastar''': This is what really killed Coltzan... :(
23	-->'''Mr. Insane''': He died of a broken heart
24	-->'''DJ Skellington''': My daughter was really looking forward to that billboard.
25	-->'''Comastar''': One day she's going to look back and ask you, "Daddy, how come you didn't have a Coltzan Day billboard in 2011?"
26	-->'''Comastar''': You'll just have to break it to her gently. :(
27	-->'''DJ Skellington''': "(Mini DJ), there is no Coltzan Day billboard."
28	-->'''DJ Skellington''': Her childhood will end on that day.
29	-->'''Dirigibles''': Darn it, now I have to rewrite my will. It currently leaves all of my worldly possessions to "the person that posts the Coltzan Day billboard"
30	-->'''Comastar''': What a shame. It will now have to go to charity.
31	-->'''Comastar''': "The Grundo Reeducation Fund"
32	-->'''Comastar''': Curse you, Sloth!!!
33	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=505 TNT's response to trolls.]] It's a picture of a Chomby saying, "Haters gonna hate."
34	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=506 And now, TNT gets in on more meme fun!]] When asked for more memes after the picture of the Chomby saying, "Haters gonna hate!", they post petpets falling off a cliff (not dangerously), a {{Cyborg}} Kougra, and a rainbow.
35	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=513 TNT's randomness emerges, and an... interesting question.]] The randomness is a picture of two dancing bananas and a Lenny dressed as a cookie, and the interesting question is "Is it true that you can only get 'Pink Slorg' as an answer to the 'Which Petpet are You?' Quiz?".
36	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=535 Dragona and Jazan get in on some editorial fun.]]
37	** Dragona says, "Release the pikis," but then notes that doesn't sound as cool as "hounds".
38	** Dragona is confused over why the "cancelled due to lack of interest" day isn't interesting and wonders if it's ''because'' it's cancelled, causing a paradox.
39	** Jazan tries to answer the question Dragona didn't, but she interrupts so the question is now still unanswered.
40	** [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=538 Jazan with a mustache, top hat and monocle!]]
41	*** [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=542 More Jazan, and Hanso, and a... thing.]] Hanso makes up a question, Jazan snarks at him, Jazan and Hanso dismiss two questions for being too ridiculous, Jazan cites his soul as the heaviest item in Neopia, and Hanso posts the picture of the thing, which is a half-Gelert-half-bird[[note]]A [[JokeCharacter joke choice]] in [[https://www.neopets.com/comps/gelert.phtml a 2001 poll to update the Gelert's design]][[/note]].
42	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=546 Robot Uni Attack!]] They post a picture of a Robot Uni who looks like Rainbow Dash from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.
43	* Hanso and Jazan have to take over the editorial [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=587 again]] after the Editorialist hears one too many questions about Neopet trading. HilarityEnsues. Highlights include:
44	** Hanso [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] Jazan's EnsembleDarkhorse status.
45	** Lanie and Lillie showing up to [[AudienceSurrogate complain about the Obelisk War prize shop not being open yet.]]
46	** Jazan, getting annoyed by the constant interruptions, decides it would be a good idea to just slap Mr. Coconut on the editorial at the end.
47	*** [[BrickJoke And it pulls through at the end.]]
48	** Hanso claiming that the correct pronunciation for Kanrik is "in-feer-e-oor thief." When Jazan asks why he isn't the leader of the Thieves Guild if he's a better thief than Kanrik, Hanso's answer is "I'm allergic to being stabbed."
49	** Hanso getting [[NoHuggingNoKissing silenced]] for mentioning the Kanrik/Hannah, Jazan/Nabile, and Hanso/Brynn ships. Even Jazan found it funny.
50	* In Editorial #627, one user thanked TNT for making the Royal Dofrey available, because now he could have his own [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Dofrey Baratheon.]]
51	* For a few Editorials, TNT added a "*WUT" section at the end of the page for strange questions and non-sequiturs. It eventually got so popular that some people started sending in ridiculous questions just so they could get into the "WUT*" section.
52	-->'''[username removed]:''' Does Sophie the Swamp Witch have solar panels on her swamp house?
53	-->'''[username removed]:''' If you take a seed from a Woodland Xweetok and plant it, what will happen? Will it grow into a Xweetok tree? Or will it just be normal?
54	-->'''[username removed]:''' DO YOU EVER DREAM OF CHOPPING UP MEAT FOR STEW AND REALIZE THAT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANTED WAS ROAST BEEF BUT IT'S TOO LATE TO QUIT NOW DUE TO THE INEVITABLE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE?
55	-->'''marzipan:''' Hey man, I totally sympathise with the toaster thing. All through school and university, there'd be someone who toasted bread twice because it wasn't toasted enough the first time since the burniness button on the toaster lied (it made 2-burniness toast when it was set to 3-burniness toast), and then there was smoke, and then there were some panicked firemen, and then everyone who ran the school was angry. I totes feel ya.
56	-->'''[username removed]:''' Can Neopets and faeries marry each other and have baby faerie / Neopet hybrid children?
57	-->'''[username removed]:''' Hey you! TNT!!! Listen up!!! I know what Neopia needs!!! I have foreseen it!!!!!! Okay?!? Are you ready for this??? Please bring us a Dramatic Banjo!!! It's really important!!! Got that?!? All right!!! You may go![[note]][[https://items.jellyneo.net/item/57592/ This user got their wish]].[[/note]]
58	-->'''The same person as above, the following week:''' I regretted that message five seconds after sending it. At least you removed my username. I'm going to go and cry in the corner now. Bye bye.
59	-->'''[username removed]:''' LIFE IS JUST A SLOW COOKER FULL OF MOLTEN CHOCOLATE THAT SMOTHERS YOU UNTIL YOU ARE REBORN AS AN OVERPRICED GOURMET CHOCOLATE DIPPED STRAWBERRY.
60	-->'''[username removed]:''' Do Faerie Farts? and if so are they magical and have elemental pow to them? Should Balthazar Bottle those too? and Faeries do Fart do the ones bottled by Blathazar only bless the pets who releases them cause they can't take more of their smell?
61	* TNT addressing the Socially Awkward Meepit, Put Something in [=McGill's=] Hand and Pointing Zafara memes in one picture. [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=588 Meme? What's a meme?]]
62	* Editorial #348, question #5:
63	-->'''nucky_girl:''' Dear editor, where would you find a low-priced paint brush (say, less than or at 1,000 NP)?
64	-->'''Editor:''' Your dreams.
65	* In [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=393 this]] editorial, we have this question.
66	-->'''_totchi''': Okay, so my account got wrongly iced, but I got it returned. Hunky-dorey! :) Except...well, I had 5.2 million NP and, when I got my account back, that was all gone. Instead, I had 52 piles of dung in my Safety Deposit Box. I'm not moaning; I know you can't give NP back, but...is that, kinda, what you guys do? xD Give 1 pile of dung for every 100k (I think it's 100k bad at maths)? I'm just a wee bit...confused. It does seem a bit unfair that my Neopoints are gone when I didn't actually do anything, though; especially since I don't think anyone got into my account, or else my Neopets, stocks, and items would've been gone, so...points finger accusingly DID YOU DUNG ME?! xDDD
67	-->'''Editor''': Actually your account ''was'' iced because it was compromised. If an account is scammed, we freeze it in order to protect it, though sometimes we can't freeze it in time to stop the scammer from stealing your Neopoints/items/etc. :( Also, not all scammers take everything out of an account, or else we may have frozen it before they took everything. In any case, the dung is left over from stealing your NP. Don't worry, though; we tracked down the thief and froze all their accounts. Hopefully this clarifies things for you and others with similar stories. We assure you, we have better things to do than stick 52 piles of dung in accounts, amusing as the thought might sound to us sometimes. ;)
68	* In Editorial #448, a user asked if the Neopian Bank would ever switch to compounding Neopoints continuously using the formula (A=Pe^(rt)). TNT's response was "(N=Op^(e))".
69	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=462 One user]], during the Faeries' Ruin plot, noticed a glitch where Faeries would give out quests despite being [[TakenForGranite turned into stone]]. TNT replied that they shouldn't be able to do that and promised to "remind" them.
70	* [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=465 This editorial]] has a user wondering why so many user lookups were blocked for profanity. TNT verified that it [[ScunthorpeProblem was a coding error]], and not the result of "countless Neopians developing a pottymouth".
71	* Around the time that the first Altador Cup came out, someone in Editorial #244 asked "You said that something big was going to happen in June. It's the middle of June already! Where's our big surprise?"
72	-->'''TNT:''' o.O [[FailedASpotCheck places a rather large blinking neon sign at the Altador Cup]]
73	* One [[https://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=938 editorial]] asks if Grarrl Saliva Soup really is made from Grarrl saliva. Their response?
74	-->Unfortunately I think we all know the answer to that one, even if we wish we didn't...
75	* In [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=678 Editorial #678]], someone pointed out that new-styled Neohomes can be built on Lutari Island... which has been [[PerpetualStorm ravaged by a nigh-apocalyptic hurricane since 2009]]...
76	--> ''"[[DidntThinkThisThrough You have broken the lore monkeys on staff. Please stand by.]]"''
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80	* One of the winning captions to this photo[[https://31.media.tumblr.com/7fa9c51053e2a3021b8c22d6ab465f95/tumblr_inline_mzj0wgqz0Y1qjqd6m.gif]], which started the whole "Mr. Coconut" meme in the first place:
81	--> '''"Ahh Mr.sneky i see you are wering your fance top" "You are wereing yor's too mr.coconut" "Speaking of coconut,were did you get the new flying hat of coconut?" "Wat coconut?" "Ohh that coconut near my had WAT a coconut on my had!" "BOOM!" "AHHH MY HEAD" "GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut"
82	** Not that funny? This clothing item was then released. [[http://items.jellyneo.net/?go=item&showitem=46464]]
83	* During the release of the ''Faeries' Ruin'' plot:
84	** After chapter one, the fate of a pie which had also been petrified along with the faeries was an ongoing meme on the Neoboards. This was referenced in Lenny Conundrum [[http://www.neopets.com/games/conundrum_feature.phtml?round=375 round 375]], Random Contest [[http://www.neopets.com/random_contest.phtml?place=201 number 201]], and the Neopian Times [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=462 Editorial number 462]]. Ultimately, a stone pie was released as a plot prize.
85	-->'''Description:''' Poor pie...still stone. Mmm...crunchy.
86	*** After the plot, if one went to the page where they were holding the Faerie Festival, they would find the pie, fully restored, sitting on a bench.
87	** After Faerieland crashed to the ground, calling it "epic" on the neoboards became a meme to the point of absurdity. Eventually the ''Commemorative Epic Lithograph'' was released as a plot prize.
88	** A player sent in a question to the Neopian Times asking if the stuff around Jazan's eyes was part of his curse, or if it was just guyliner. Their answer? [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=469 ''It's Cursed Guyliner.'']] Mildly amusing. And then the [[http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/tfr/prizes.phtml plot prizes came out.]]
89	* The "Return of Dr. Sloth" plot, Chapter 4, right as Dr. Sloth's plan is going into effect:
90	-->'''Dr. Sloth:''' Excellent. The pieces are falling into place nicely.
91	-->[[spoiler: The next panel shows that Dr. Sloth is putting together a jigsaw puzzle.]]
92	* From ''Neopets: The Darkest Faerie'', [[SlapSlapKiss Lady Caitriona's and Lord Edric's relationship]].
93	-->'''Lord Edric:''' Last winter, that 'lady' called me a knight -- a knight! And I, of royal blood! I didn't hesitate and returned the insult. She turned blue when I asked her to fetch my slippers!
94	** The maid's exhausted reaction to them can also be quite comical.
95	** If you speak to them before leaving for the Illusen's Glade quest, you'll find that [[spoiler:they've fallen in love! Seeing their animosity turn to saccharine sweetness is hilarious, especially with the cheesy poems that Edric keeps sending to her.]] The maid is even MORE frustrated and she begs you not to make her [[spoiler:recite another poem.]]
96	* Sometimes, if you score a goal in Yooyuball, the judges will celebrate for a moment, then stop and look awkward.
97	* A bit of BlackComedy: Desert Petpet Paint Brush + Abominable Snowball = [[http://items.jellyneo.net/index.php?go=item&showitem=55296 ...well, see for yourself]].[[note]]The Snowball [[ImMelting has]] [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome melted]].[[/note]]
98	-->'''Item Description:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Maybe this was a bad idea...]]
99	* Upon the release of the Transparent Peophin, everyone hated it. So many people hated on it on the neoboards that TNT changed its design. The fact that there was so much complaining that TNT had to fix it is quite hilarious.
100	* There are two Neocash items called "Down With NC Flag" and the "I Heart NC Flag". The "I Heart NC Flag" costs 25 Neocash. How much does the "Down With NC Flag" cost? [[TrollingCreator 5000 Neocash]].
101	* Depending on what you consider funny, the great "Neopocalypse" of June 2015 could count. In a nutshell, technical difficulties left the Neoboards with no mods and no filter system. The internet soon caught on and the site quickly devolved into [[https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1319119056403010705.PNG utter chaos,]] filling up with everything from requests for sexual favors to the entire script of the Bee Movie. People were creating pets just to name them things like "[=Slut4WhiteCock=]" and "[=FistMyButtholePlz=]". Users who hadn't touched the site in years returned to join in and the whole thing carried on for well over a day before mods stepped in to put a stop to it. The site's classiest moment? Not by a long shot. Wildly inappropriate? Without a doubt. Hilarious? ''Oh yeah.''
102	* The giant squids in Neopia. There's the Tiny Giant Squid (a petpet), whose description is "The best companion you could ask for during the summer months", the small giant squid whose description reads "How can a giant squid be small?", the large giant squid whose description reads "Thats more like it", the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment giant giant squid]] whose description reads "Ok thats just silly", and the (really huge) Titanic Giant Squid whose description just says "Um... run?".
103	* The description for the Disappearing Plate of Biscuits is "The biscuits are eaten, yes, but where does the plate go?"
104	* This FAQ, though it's been sadly removed after the Jumpstart buyout and the FAQ's subsequent revamp.
105	-->'''Question:''' Can Neopets [[CreatureBreedingMechanic breed]]?\
106	'''Answer:''' [[RuleThirtyFour In your imagination, yes Neopets can breed]].
107	* One part of the ''Tale of Woe'' plot required players to painstakingly test every single grave in the Haunted Woods with magic in order to find the name of a certain Lupe. After one player found the correct grave, the next part of the comic revealed... [[ShaggyDogStory that the tombstone had been smashed in half and was completely illegible]]. Players ''then'' had to work the name out via process of elimination, [[OverlyLongGag by documenting every single grave they'd already visited]] and comparing what was written on them with the Groundskeeper's notes.
108	* The Kadoaties in the Kadoatery can be named things such as 1101011, 1337, Abracadabra, [[NonIndicativeName Angelpuss, Anthro, Badger, Dawg, Moooo]], [[EdibleThemeNaming Bagel, Bonbon, Cupcake, Curry, Fishsticks, Honey, Hotdog, Pizza, Ramen]], [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender, Farnsworth, Fry, Kif, Leela, Nibbler, Zapp, Zoidberg]], Binary, Book, Burlap, [=BuyMe=], [[FormallyNamedPet CaptainMeow]], Cash, [[GratuitousJapanese Chibikadoatiekawaiibaka]] (which is Japanese for basically "short kadoatie cute idiot"), Creature, Crybaby, [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Data, Picard, Q, Riker, Vash]], [[DeathbringerTheAdorable Destructo-Kad, DR_SLOTH, Hurricane, Mr. Smite, Sloth]], Disgruntled, [[Literature/HarryPotter Draco]], Emoticon, E = mc2, [[BigEater feedmelots]], [[Film/ThePrincessBride Fezzik, Inigo]], Fuzznugget, Givemecookies, [[Film/{{Ghostbusters\|1984}} Gozer, Slimer, Venkman, ZUUL]], [[Series/HappyDays Happydaiz]], Help!!!, Her Highness, It, [[BabyTalk Kaddybums, Kittybums, Mr. Snugglekins, Mr. Winkykins, Ms. Snufflebums, Poofybums, Sugarkins]], [[ADogNamedDog Kadoatie]], Lady Wigglebottom, Megabyte, Meow, Meowmeow, [[IAmNotWeasel NotAHassee, Notameepit]],[[ToiletHumour Piddles]], [=RightBehindYou!=], ROFL, and Unknown Entity.
109	* Random Contest 159 (create a magazine cover) had "Magazine Title (DURP!)" listed as a requirement, meaning that it was obvious that the magazine title would have to be on the cover. However, many of the contestants, including two of the first-place winners, misinterpreted the instructions to mean that "DURP!" had to be the title of the magazine and acted accordingly.
110	* October 2021 is prominent for the NFT controversy, and many users were protesting. The announced winner of the Beauty Contest on October 23, 2021 was an Eventide Xweetok named Arlonna[[note]]Owned and drawn by user [=Narutoluvr935=][[/note]], [[http://upload.neopets.com/beauty/images/winners/Arlonna-2021-10-15.gif shaking her bottom (with "NO NFTs" written on it) at the viewer.]] What makes it a Funny Moment for the site as a whole is that it was displayed very prominently on the New Features page in the winner announcements. That image is on the official Neopets image servers and will be viewable on that particular New Features entry for all time. TNT [[ExecutiveMeddling can't publicly express their own known distaste for the NFTs on official platforms]], so allowing the victory and including the image in the News could easily be seen as a protest from them as well, having plausible deniability from it being [[FourthWallMailSlot user-submitted content]].
111	* In the Festival of Neggs for 2022, Sophie tastes the glowing goo[[note]]A paint trail left by the adorably klutzy Talpidat petpet[[/note]] to check what it is. She says that she doesn't know, but she's certain it's not ectoplasm, since [[ExtremeOmnivore she knows what that tastes like and it's good on nachos]].
112	* Some of the status updates on "Grave Danger":
113	-->Begging for scraps at the table of a cultist tea party.
114	-->Being cuddled by an evil cultist.
115	-->Chewing a cultist's robes.
116	-->Fought a cult dedicated to the destruction of Neopia... then made friends and went out for cupcakes.
117	-->Got stepped on at a cultist dance party.
118	-->Had a sneezing competition with a dragon.
119	-->Had a staring contest with its doppelganger.
120	-->Invited to be the mascot of a cult. Declined the offer.
121	* The fact that a card literally titled '''Malevolent''' Sentient Poogle Plushie was released as a ''Hero'' card instead of a Villain card.
122	* The description of "Meepit Carols," a book given out as an Advent Calendar prize:
123	-->La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la BITES YOUR FACE This was given out by the Advent Calendar in Y9.
124	* In ''Destruct-o-Match'', the code to play the old version of the game is "boohooiwanttheoldgameback".
125	* In ''Meepit Juice Break'', the Meepits make an absolutely hilarious upset sound if they fall out of the tree because they didn't get their juice in time.
126	* The food item Cloned Corn is a pile of grey corn kernels with a single yellow one at the bottom. [[BlatantLies Its description is]] "Pfft. You wont even be able to tell the difference."
127	* The description for the item Thorn on the Cob is "Yum, yum, OW!"
128	* There is a Space Food item called the [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Completely Non-lethal Sandwich]], which is a regular sandwich with a ray gun sticking out of it. The description says, "Go on, try it... but point it away from me, would you?"
129	* A possible outcome of zapping your Petpet with the Petpet Lab Ray is disintegrating them into a pile of soot with eyes, which counts as an actual Petpet called a "Pile of Soot." The first time this happens, you will get the Petpet Laboratory avatar, which shows a Pile of Soot and the word "oops."
130	-->Your eyes recover quite quickly after the giant explosion, but that's more than you can say for your Petpet. The Kookith is kind enough to sweep up [Petpet's Name] for you and you head home.
131	* One of the most absurdly expensive items on the site is a long-retired Hidden Tower item called the Monoceraptor's Claw, which has been known to sell for as much as 750 million Neopoints...and for those who can't afford it (i.e. most people), there's also the Monoceraptor's Toenail.
132	* One of the items your Petpet can bring back from the Grave Danger daily is a book called Slorg Care. This is hilarious if your Petpet actually is a Slorg, as if they’re saying, “You’re so bad at taking care of me, I brought you an instruction manual to teach you how to do it.” Behold [[https://skeir.tumblr.com/post/167051713548/brucicle-exaltedcoffee-brucicle-what-is-that/amp this Tumblr post]]:
133	-->''(screenshot of a Zombie Slorg who has brought back a copy of Slorg Care)''\
134	'''brucicle''': What is that supposed to mean, I do a great job taking care of you\
135	'''exaltedcoffee''': Your slorg is literally deceased.\
136	'''brucicle''': I found it like that
137	* The Battle Ducks are a group of Battledome items that look like cute little rubber ducks, with the most powerful one being Dr. Sloth's Personal Bath Buddy, a yellow Battle Duck dressed up to look like the evil villain himself.
138	* During the 2023 Faerie Festival, Illusen and Jhudora were chosen to run the event. Going to either of their quest pages revealed that they left [[https://images.neopets.com/faeriefestival/2023/np/ff-illusensglade-replacement.png cardboard]] [[https://images.neopets.com/faeriefestival/2023/np/ff-jhudorasbluff-replacement.png cutouts]] of themselves at their homes.
139	** If you visit Illusen on Jhudora Day (February 4), you will see the same cardboard cutout of her with the message:
140	--->Start Recording Hello, my quests aren't very good. Maybe you should go to Jhudora and do a quest for her. End Recording
141	** If you visit Jhudora on Illusen Day (March 17), you will see a grumpy Jhudora surrounded by cute Petpets.
142	--->Just GO AWAY! Can't you see that I have an infestation of Cheery Blossoms and petpets?!?
143	* The description for the Slushie Ice Pack, an Altador Cup VII prize, is "Yo Lupe, we heard you like slushies, so we put a slushie in your slushie so you can slurp while you slurp."
144	* On Day 1 of the 2023 Advent Calendar, one of the possible bonus prizes was the Seasonal Attack Pea, the second-strongest Battledome weapon in existence (with the only stronger one being its big brother the Super Attack Pea) and one of the rarest and most expensive items ever, which at the time was selling for about ''2 billion Neopoints'' (for comparison's sake, 2.14 billion Neopoints is the maximum amount that can be stored in your Neopets bank account). Neopians everywhere promptly lost their minds, with resellers upset because their precious peas would inevitably drop in value with so many of them being released, others celebrating because they might finally be able to get a Seasonal Attack Pea of their own, and still others terrified that it was a sign of the end times for Neopets and TNT was giving out the pea as a last hurrah. Then on Day 2, people started to go even more crazy when Jellyneo (one of the biggest Neopets fan sites and a primary source of Neopets-related news) reported that the pea may have been removed from the prize pool, which turned out to be wrong, which led to rumors that Jellyneo staffers posted false information to inflate the value of their peas on the Auction House. All of this drama was over ''a pea wearing a Santa hat''. It wasn't long before people started referring to the discourse by names like Apeacalypse, Peagate and The Great Neopian Catastropea.
145	* Every year on December 10, in addition to the prizes from the Advent Calendar, every user finds a Rod of Supernova! "And as you to go pick it up, the Pant Devil snatches it and flies away. Boo hiss."
146	* The Baby Pteri is an egg. Not an [[EggFolk egg creature]] or a little Pteri wearing EggshellClothing, just an egg.
147	* Due to a glitch, there is a very small chance that the Petpet Lab Ray can [[https://www.reddit.com/r/neopets/comments/1c50mcl/does_anyone_have_any_information_on_this_petpet/?rdt=45070 zap your Petpet into a Fyora Faerie Straw]].
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