Line #12 Funny/Mongrels


1	* This:
2	-->'''Nelson:''' I will bloody slaughter myself if I don't ask but, Why ''did'' the chicken cross the road?\
3	'''Chicken:''' There was a black man coming and I'm scared he's gonna mug me.
4	** "Turns out she was just a casual racist."
5	* "The Office" parody with Nelson and Destiny replacing Tim and Dawn.
6	* Kali killing Harry Hill:
7	-->'''Kali:''' Oh God, Kali! Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, ooh, World War II stick grenade!\
8	''(Kali throws grenade; everyone ducks as there's a huge explosion; Harry Hill's clothes fall on top of them)''\
9	'''Marion:''' So, Harry Hill... brown bin or blue bin?\
10	'''All:''' Brown bin...
11	** "DEATH TO HARRY HILL AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR! EXCEPT TV BURP BECAUSE I QUITE LIKE THAT!!!
12	* Destiny and Marion have a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEQwMcT-rs0 Cute-Off]], ending with Marion fatally misjudging the distance to the sofa...[[spoiler:and landing on the glass table]].
13	* Almost everything Vince does can be this.
14	** Destiny tricks her husband into writing "Vince is a cunt" on a fence to provoke Vince into killing him. The plan fails because Vince can't read:
15	--->'''Destiny:''' ''(exasperated)'' Now, look, Vince. I just want you to kill my elderly 'usband! Now, if that is ''too much'' to ask...\
16	'''Vince:''' As a matter of fact; it is! I'm doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis. So if you want to kill your husband, why not just ''[[OutWithABang (bleep)]]'' [[OutWithABang him to death]]? [[{{Squick}} I mean, that's how we said goodbye to my old dad.]]
17	* Nelson plays Boggle with a chicken:
18	-->''(Nelson rattles the dice)''\
19	'''Vince:''' Nelson?! Are you playing Boggle without me?\
20	'''Nelson:''' ''(gasps)'' Vince! ''(under his breath)'' Damn you, Boggle! Have I learned ''nothing'' from the cautionary tale of Anne Frank?\
21	''(flashback to the 1940s, where a Nazi with a German Shepard is searching an apartment; the rattling of dice is heard from behind a bookcase)''\
22	'''Anne Frank:''' Yahtzee! ''(both the Nazi and the dog turns towards the bookcase)'' Oops...
23	** Turns out Vince is also vulgar when playing Boggle:
24	---> '''Vince:''' Now what we got 'ere, then? Well, I can make "''[[ClusterBleepBomb (bleep)]]''", [[ClusterBleepBomb "(bleep)-sticks", "(bleep)-lips", uh... and "Mother-(multiple bleeps)-jockey"!]] Ohohohohohooo!\
25	'''Nelson:''' ''(unfazed)'' So, that's thirty-- ...seven points to you...
26	* When Nelson is worried he might have rabies:
27	-->'''Badger doctor:''' Right, rabies. Let’s talk symptoms. Sad? Depressed? Angry?\
28	'''Nelson:''' Well... I suppose I did get a little hot under the collar with the wireless this afternoon…\
29	''(cue flashback)''\
30	'''Scott Mills:''' ''(over the radio)'' Welcome to The Scott Mills Show. That's Pixie Lot with a very unique tune.\
31	'''Nelson:''' [[GrammarNazi You can't have "very" unique, Scott. It's unique or it isn't.]]\
32	'''Scott Mills:''' Coming up, we've got the ultimate Radio One competition.\
33	'''Nelson:''' Ultimate? Oh, so it's the '''last''' competition Radio One will ever run, ''is it, Scott?'' \
34	'''Scott Mills:''' I bet you're chomping at the bit.\
35	'''Nelson:''' [[BerserkButton Champing. It's "champing".]] ''[[BerserkButton Champing!]]'' (''cut to Nelson in the radio booth [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown slamming Scott's head against the table repeatedly]]'') [[PunctuatedPounding CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING!]] ''(pause in the slamming)'' It’s exactly five o'clock. Over to Mark for the news and weather. ''(sigh; slamming resumes)'' [[PunctuatedPounding CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMP-]] ''(end flashback)''\
36	'''Nelson:''' Which is just unlike me, to be honest.
37	* Vince's VillainSong, "The I'm A C*** Song", has him quickly establishing just what kind of a fox he is:
38	-->'''Vince:''' ''When I was a little cub\
39	My grandma said to me:''\
40	'''Vince's grandma:''' ''Please, son, put the gun down!\
41	You can have all my money!''\
42	'''Vince:''' ''Silly cow! She kept her savings underneath the bed!\
43	So I nicked her f*cking pension book, and shot 'er in the head!''
44	* "Vince and the Helpful Horse" has the scene with Vince explaining why he invited Nelson to a party at his house:
45	-->'''Vince:''' See, I found my New Years' Resolutions list from last year. I thought I'd done them all!
46	-->''(cue flashback, with Vince pouncing on various small animals)''
47	-->'''Vince:''' Fk a squirrel, fk a mole, f**k a tortoise...
48	-->''(end flashback)''
49	-->'''Vince:''' Most of whom are here tonight, awkwardly!
50	-->''(said small animals, who did indeed tag along with Nelson, try to act nonchalant)''

Context Funny / Mongrels