Line #14 Funny/MomAndDadSaveTheWorld


1	* The brain-scan scene. "What's going on? What's happening to me? That idiot Tod is laughing at me. I would like to punch him in the mouth. But then he would punch me in the mouth."
2	** Later, the screen depicts Dick place-kicking Tod's head through football goal posts.
3	* Upon seeing Tod for the first time, Marge's first reaction is thinking he's the court jester.
4	* The light grenade. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCeD2gF9jUo Pick Me Up.]]
5	* The rebel leader showing Dad around their camp, after displaying captured lasers.
6	-->"Ah, but ''this'' is one of our weapons!"\
7	"This is a rock."\
8	"''Exactly''! What you do is, you raise your arm like so, and whoom! Throw it!"
9	* The TooDumbToLive guards in a scene of Spengo admiring himself.
10	-->'''Tod Spengo:''' Hey you. What do you think - mutton chops or goatee? Be honest. \
11	'''Twin Destroyer #1:''' Mutton chops, my lord? \
12	'''Tod Spengo:''' ''(considers for a moment)'' No. No, I like the goatee better. Shoot yourself in the head. ([[{{Beat}} a beat]]) ''NOW''. \
13	''(Twin Destroyer #1 complies with a blaster to his own head.)'' \
14	'''Tod Spengo:''' Well? How about you? \
15	'''Twin Destroyer #2:''' ''([[{{Beat}} a beat]], then brightly)'' Mutton chops! \
16	''(Tod Spengo glares at him. Twin Destroyer #2 sighs, then shoots himself.)'' \
17	'''Tod Spengo:''' Planet of ''idiots''. ''(Tod continues to check himself in the mirror.)'' You know what? They got a point. \
18	''(Dog Guard FacePalm)''
19	* After injecting Marge with the fake love serum, Spengo asks Afir what he thinks of him. When Afir says he's a small, insignificant little cretin, Spengo injects ''him'' with the fake love serum, causing him to act like he wants to marry Tod. Spengo thinks it over, then cheerfully refuses and orders him taken away.
20	* Tod Spengo’s reaction to the statue of himself (which is a TrojanHorse populated by Dick and rebels). At first he joyfully runs to see it but once he does, he immediately thinks that something is up -- but for the wrong reason: the statue design makes his face look bloated, so he actually ''brings it into the wedding ceremony just to show everyone how much it '''doesn't''' look like him!'' Even better, when Tod returns to the wedding ceremony, everyone is sitting on the floor and chatting with each other, causing Tod to make an annoyed "'''''Hello?'''''" to get them to return to their wedding positions. As they look at the statue, everyone including Marge, is taken aback by how Tod’s face is structured.
21	* The final swordfight between Tod and Dick, with [[SissyFight both of them uselessly flailing at the other with a sword.]]
22	* During Dick's escape, the guards are shooting at him while he tries to figure out how to fly the alien fighter. The guards have formed a small firing line and are shooting up at the fighter when, suddenly, one guard is shot and killed, complete with a WilhelmScream. The guards pause upon realizing that the guard was shot in the back (the guy who shot him being [[{{Pun}} dead-center]] of the screen), shrug like it was nothing, and resume firing. ''Just how often does this happen to them?''
23	* The conversation between Dick and King Raff at the beginning of the movie is full of humorous exchanges. Between Raff's [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} incoherent mannerisms]] and Dick's [[DeadpanSnarker confusion and lack of patience]], the fact that Raff was able to give Dick ''any'' directions is amazing. Even when compared to how the rest of the planet behaves, it's clear that Raff has lost ''waaaay'' too much to Spengo's brain melder machine.
24	* Dick bluffing his way past a security patrol. Although he is wearing an ill-fitting uniform and knows very little about their job, the patrol commander is too stupid to recognize Dick simply throwing out answers.

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