Line #7 Funny/MegaManBattleNetwork


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3	!! In general
4	* Anytime Wily laughs. His sprite animation nails it.
5	* Just about anything involving the Navi Customizer program Humor in 3-6. When installed, it allows [=MegaMan=] to make jokes to Lan when the L button is pressed.
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7	!! ''Battle Network 1''
8	* The oven is spitting fire due to a virus, so ''obviously'' the solution is to soak the entire thing in water.
9	* Higsby's over-the-top pose when jacking-in [=NumberMan=].
10	* The [=ColorMan=] scenario really sums up the [[AdultsAreUseless average intelligence of the average adult in net society]]. So WWW had just hijacked Den City's traffic lights, causing automated cars to ''crash and explode''. One of their agents then announced a solution for the cars that costs a huge sum of 1,000,000 zenny, never mind that the problem is with the traffic lights, not the cars themselves. And the generic masses just took the bait mindlessly.
11	-->'''Man''': It's only 1,000,000 zenny this time! Cheap!
12	** The "this time" implies that [[NoodleIncident this has happened before at some point and WWW charged a higher price.]]
13	** After Lan fixed the first traffic light, he has to talk some grown-ups out from being scammed:
14	--->'''Woman''': Sell it to me! I'll pay you double! Triple!
15	--->'''Lan''': Please! Calm down!
16	--->'''Woman''': Hey, you're right! I don't even have a driver's license!
17	* A scientist has taken a liking to Haruka:
18	-->'''Scientist''': Who's that hot thang in the dress? She's my type!! What??? It's your mother? gulp
19	* Wily: As soon as I press this button... Bye bye world! '''[Wily proceeds to prepare to push the button. This involves raising his arm in the air, finger poised, and twitching]'''
20
21	!! ''Network Transmission''
22	* At one point, Lan and [=MegaMan=] need to enter the Undernet, though the way is blocked by a Heel Navi who doesn't believe the two are tough enough to enter. Lan encourages [=MegaMan=] to try and be as nasty as possible, prompting him to regurgitate an earlier line given by [=NeedleMan=], albeit with an added touch at the end.
23	-->'''[=MegaMan=]''': What? You! You gonna try and stop me? Huh? Don't try any funny business, or I'll have to stab you! Rawr!!!
24	-->'''Heel Navi:''' Wow! You're so nasty! You gotta be from the Undernet! In you go!
25
26	!! ''Battle Network 2''
27	* After beating [=AirMan=] and rescuing Yai, who was bathing...
28	-->'''Yai:''' Lan...
29	-->'''Lan:''' Huh?
30	-->'''Yai:''' Y-you saw me naked!
31	-->'''Lan:''' I wasn't looking!
32	-->'''Yai:''' Yes you were! Now! Fess up!
33	-->'''Mayl:''' Lan is not lying. Lan turned off the gas but I carried you here.
34	-->'''Dex:''' I opened the front door lock!
35	-->'''Yai:''' Too bad for you, Lan. You missed on seeing moi naked.
36	-->'''Lan:''' Mmph, same old Yai. Always talking nonsense.
37	-->'''Everybody Laughs*'''
38	* Lan and co. went camping in Okuden, only to encounter Chaud at the entrance:
39	-->'''Lan''': Chaud!? I thought you weren't coming? If you wanted to come, why didnt you just say so?
40	-->'''Chaud''': [[{{Tsundere}} I'm not here because I wanted to be with YOU, OK?]]
41	** Funnily enough, he really ''wasn’t'': he was actually on-duty trying to intercept some potentially legitimate intel that happened to take him to the area. However his response to Lan’s assertion that he was there to hang was incredibly {{Tsundere}} in spite of it.
42	* Ribitta's {{Cloudcuckoolander}} tendencies:
43	-->'''Ribitta''':(at the Okuden campsite) My report for today is coming from a soccer camp! What do you mean they're not playing soccer here?
44	* The way Speedy Dave expressed how two kids deleted [=QuickMan=] and screwing over his ecoterrorism act.
45	-->'''Dave:''' How could 2 kids beat me, future head of Gospel! (IQ 170!!)
46	* [=ShadowMan=] is just a mercenary on a job, and is a little confused about being hired by "these gospel music fans or something."
47	* After [=MegaMan=] posts a request for help in searching for Chng.bat on the info board in the Square, he gets two responses. One of them contains helpful information. The other one... just tells Mega that he should introduce first because "that's the proper etiquette".
48	* What happens when you trade a style for the exact same one:
49	-->'''[=MegaMan=]''': Trade complete! But what was the point of that?
50	* When Lan is about to leave Netopia:
51	-->'''Netopian Airport Staff''': I learned some new Electopian. Buzz off sucka!
52	* The ''entire'' airplane rap-off is this, mainly due to how Capcom can get away with such an out-of-place rap.
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54
55	!! ''Battle Network 3''
56	* The first time you're in the Yoka Zoo, you can talk to a girl standing in front of an art display and she'll complain that her boyfriend is late for their meeting. What's funny is that said boyfriend ''did'' arrive on time... but he's standing on the opposite side of the display.
57	* During the [=BeastMan=] scenario most of the animals in the zoo escape into the surrounding town. When leaving the zoo through the inn the player will come across multiple areas where animals have defecated including in the room Lan's class is staying in and the hot spring. A student still in the hot spring even expresses relief that he finished his bath before the Hippo pooped in the spring.
58	* The Yoka zoo computer area features an animal-based puzzle requiring logic. It starts with, for instance, using a cat-based Prog to remove a mouse-based virus... and then it quickly [[MadeOfExplodium turns into nonsense]].
59	--> The rabbit virus was [[TooHappyToLive so happy it exploded!]] '''[The rabbit program explodes]'''
60	* While Ms. Mari and Mayl are trapped in deadly bubbles during [=BubbleMan=]'s scenario, Higsby showcases an expertise in martial arts:
61	-->'''Higsby:''' Step aside! Huh! I studied Yum-Fu in Yumland! (poses) HUH-YUUUUM!
62	* Lan foiling Sunayama's hostage scheme is done by chucking Mega Man's PET at his head and knocking him out cold. What he says while doing it sells it:
63	-->'''Lan:''' Nowwwwww!! [=MegaMan=], ATTACK!! '''chucks PET'''
64	* Throughout the [=PlantMan=] chapter, you can return to [=DNN=]'s TV studio and watch a pair of comedians putting on an act.
65	-->'''Comedian 1''': How can you call the mafia good guys?
66	-->'''Comedian 2''': They're "Film/{{Goodfellas}}".
67	-->'''Audience Members''': Boo! Idiot! Get off the stage! [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh...]] gasp No, I didn't laugh!
68	* When seeing that Dr. Wily has a statue of himself, Lan kicks it off of a nearby cliff while making a remark about Wily's bad sense of design.
69	* Across the WWW Comps, [=MegaMan=] encounters the WWW Navis and their Operators again, who make use of the Pulse Transmission System to achieve Full Synchro, which is said to increase their fighting ability. The first opponent to demonstrate this is [=FlashMan=], and despite all the fanfare... he only has a measly 500 HP.
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71	!! ''Battle Network 4''
72	* Translation errors are at its peak in this game, giving us a few gems:
73	** Lan starts the day apparently trying to shove his mom into the oven:
74	--->'''Lan''': You look upset. What's wrong?
75	--->'''Haruka''': The microwave! It's broken, so I can't make breakfast...! I wonder if it caught a virus?
76	--->'''Lan''': Just leave it to me! I'll jack you in to it!
77	*** This one pulls double duty on being wrong as apparently Haruka can't tell the difference between a microwave and an oven despite never leaving the kitchen.
78	** This exchange during the first visit to Elec Town:
79	--->'''Girl''': (to her mother) Be a good girl and wait for me here!
80	--->'''Woman''': Okay, okay...just jack into that machine and play, now, okay? (when there are no machines at sight)
81	** Roll's reaction to [=MegaMan=] not wanting to battle her in the tournament?
82	--->clank!
83	** "What a polite young man she was!"
84	* Tensuke getting distresses by a malfunctioning [=TopMan=] during his scenario in Battle Network 4.
85	--> '''Lan:''' So why don't you just apologize? Netbattles are a lot funner if you enjoy them with friends.
86	--> '''Tensuke''' Nonsense!
87	--> '''[=TopMan=]''' Hah!
88	--> '''Tensuke''' Whatever happens, I'm still a master top craftsman!
89	--> '''[=TopMan=]''' Hah!
90	--> '''Tensuke''' I won't just apologize like it was nothing!
91	--> '''[=TopMan=]''' [[RuleOfThree Hah!]]
92	--> '''Tensuke''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
93	* If you face [=ProtoMan=] in an early playthrough, his attacks consist of a CounterAttack, and [=FighterSword=], which he's only programmed to use from one of the central columns. Use a single [=AreaGrab=], though, [[AIBreaker and he won't lift a finger.]] Demonstrated [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp-PuuY0AUY here]]. If you face him in a later playthrough, though, he will put up more of a fight.
94	* Duo's Anger Impact attack. He shoots down a ''ridiculous-looking angry face as an energy beam''.
95
96	!! ''Battle Network 5''
97	* Yai's "scared" face in ''Double Team DS''. "HEEEEEELP!"
98	* At the end Regal undergoes a HeelFaceTurn and gives a talk to the heroes like a calm father figure. What makes this scene amusing is that said speech is accompanied by his evil angry mugshot from his villainous days. This was fixed in the Double Team DS re-release, where he gets a new mugshot that reflects his reformed status more.
99	* When you remember that in the anime that Roll isn't very pleased to have Medi trying to be intimate with Rockman, the game had the irony of it in terms of using the Soul Unison. Since Medi Soul requires recovery type chips in order to unite with her, you can in fact have Rockman sacrifice all versions of Roll Mega Chip just to literally become his own version of Medi.
100	* On the [=UnderBBS=], one of the posters reveals his DarkSecret... namely, that he can't deny his love for [[VideoGame/{{Boktai}} Solar Boy Django]] anymore. Another poster there even agrees with him.
101	* There's a category of e-Reader cards/Patch Cards that gives you Zennys, ranging from Mom's Allowance (1000 Zennys) to Gauss's Hidden Savings (30,000 Zennys)... And then there's Cash from Shuko's Wallet (300 Zennys).
102	* In the depths of the BonusDungeon, you can face DS versions of your version's exclusive bosses, which have the capability of using chip attacks or even Program Advances that you have favored throughout the game's progression. The game has a habit of making them move erratically before executing these attacks, so seeing the normally sluggish [=KnightMan=] suddenly blip across the battlefield is a sight to behold.
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104	!! ''Battle Network 6''
105	* A plumber's Navi loses his tool program, and Lan and [=MegaMan=] find it in their house's Toilet Comp, stuck to a Mettaur's head. Lan tells [=MegaMan=] to delete the virus, but [=MegaMan=] doesn't want to since the program looks harmless and doesn't want to touch it.
106	* Every time the security bots ask to see Lan's ID.
107	* In a subversion of [[TalkingIsAFreeAction the usual procedures of the game]], the Cybeast actually attacks [=MegaMan=] in the middle of his "Battle Routine, Set!" dialogue.
108	** Similarly, at the end of the game, after Lan defeats Yuika, Vic, and Ito while going through the Expo Comps, the latter two proceed to freak out about how they can't do anything without their Navis... until Yuika reminds the other two that they're grown men who could just beat Lan up. [[BigDamnHeroes Granted, it doesn't work out.]]
109	* [=DustMan's=] Link Navi minigame involves sucking up chunks of trash to fill a bar. However, you'll also get some bombs thrown at you that will damage you if you don't crush them instead. Why are the merchants adding bombs into the trash? "Because it's the Undernet, that's why!"
110	* Yuika, Vic, and Ito split off from the WWW and plan to capture Iris. As they make their entry by bursting into Cyber Elementary, they mess up their introduction with each member giving the group a different name. [[{{Beat}} The music stops for this moment]] and bickering follows.
111	* A lawyer in Green Town who becomes incensed upon learning about kid being cheated by a dieting scam.
112	--> "This will not be forgiven...''[[LargeHam NEEEEEVVVVVAAAAHH!]]''"
113	** The scammer decides to give up the money, but not because of guilt or getting accused, he was just annoyed at the guy. Lan later tells requestor, a generic HugeSchoolgirl, that she should have just laid off the fatty foods. She hadn't thought of that.
114	* In the endgame when Roll, Glide and [=GutsMan=] come to fight the [=CopyBots=], Dex has this to say:
115	--> '''Dex:''' Mick and Tab are kicking some evil Navi butt, I'm sure!
116	--> ''[The camera pans to show Mick and Tab's Navis completely surrounded]''
117	--> '''Dex:''' Or not.
118	* The Sensor Battle Chip from the third game makes a return but it's heavily {{nerf}}ed. However, there is a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5urwEpICybI very specific setup]] to make the most of it, resulting in the victim being [[CycleOfHurting shuffled back and forth in the beam of death, unable to break out]]. It's DifficultButAwesome and a sight to behold, and some players jokingly call this a ''[[VideoGameCrueltyPotential war crime]]''!

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