Line #46 Funny/MatchGame


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2	* From the original 1962 pilot, the question was, "Name a big dog." All of the contestants named a large breed of dog while Peggy Cass wrote "Lassie." Everybody lost it.
3	* May 19, 1973: Even ''Pilot A'' had several of these. One that stands out in particular is a DeadpanSnarker moment from Dawson himself:
4	-->'''Gene''': ''[after Dawson said something in French]'' He speaks French! You spoke French!\
5	'''Richard''': Yes, I was in Paris during [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the war]]. I was in the army.\
6	'''Gene''': On our side?\
7	'''Richard''': ''[{{beat}}]'' [[AskAStupidQuestion No, I was a Japanese nurse.]]
8	* 1973: A contestant in the Head-to-Head match has the phrase "Marriage _____". The contestant picks "marriage certificate"; the chosen celebrity says "marriage ''go-round''", having misheard and thought Gene said "merry". The celebrity's answer is picked-on and joked about for ''the next three whole games'' by the other panelists.
9	* An early episode in '73 had Jaye P. Morgan as a celebrity sitting next to Bert Convy. When she answered correctly, they had a technical problem where the light wouldn't go on for the contestant matching her. Jaye P. irritably said "I can't get turned on!" Cue Gene and Bert trading off comments of "Oh, ''we'll'' get you turned on" and a mock-kiss from Convy.
10	* Pretty much every go-between between Brett and Charles. In one instance, while Brett was complaining about Charles' ugly sweater...
11	-->'''Brett''': Look at that ugly sweater. [[FelonyMisdemeanor If he's not going skiing, we're in a lot of trouble!]]
12	** ...she absentmindedly wrote "Skiing" as her answer, which Charles was very quick to deride her for:
13	--->'''Charles''': This is a very sick lady! I think the nurse should come and take her!
14	* There was once a ''PM'' question where Brett and Charles couldn't play because they had matched on the last question. As a result, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73W9xQnHsaw Richard Dawson impersonated Brett and Fannie Flagg impersonated Charles]], to much derision from the real Charles and Brett.
15	** The icing on the cake was fellow lower tier panelist Jo Ann Pflug joining in imitating fellow guest Creator/DickGautier's mannerisms and his thousand-watt smile.
16	*** Dawson and Creator/BettyWhite had done the same thing about a year earlier, but Fannie's Charles impersonation was the highlight of the whole thing.
17	* Gene Rayburn's occasional [[NoFourthWall mock fights with the cameramen]] are hilarious, especially in one January 1980 instance where one decided to whack Gene on the head with the camera!
18	* Almost everything involving Gene, especially his entrances (like running around the studio, or breaking down the doors). Also notable is when he climbed over the audience to reach Camera 5.
19	* On one occasion, Brett's answer obviously did not match the contestant's, but Brett barked "Don't you '''dare''' buzz me!" at Ira Skutch (the judge) before revealing her answer. When she did, Skutch gave her answer a sound which resembled a raspberry. [[HilarityEnsues It cracked her up.]]
20	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Af79OyQsy8 The entire fight between Brett and the man on the buzzer.]]
21	* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uK8ZLAmliA "Admiral (Blank)" incident]].
22	** It starts off innocuously enough with Brett being the contestant's first selection: Admiral (Richard Evelyn) Byrd. The contestant then selects Richard...
23	--->'''Richard:''' Present![[note]] Richard's stock response if he were chosen second or third and his predecessors had already given all of the obvious answers.[[/note]] What did you say?\
24	'''Gene:''' I said "Admiral (blank)".\
25	'''Richard:''' That's very good. Anything else you want to say to me?
26	** Having known Richard long enough to know his patterns, Gene suggests Richard has drawn a blank, but demands an answer immediately. However, Richard rebuts Gene with this:
27	--->'''Richard:''' I can give you a million of them--[[Music/PaulMcCartney Halsey]], Perry, I can give you all those. I'm trying to think of a good one. Admiral... [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Admiral_(electrical_appliances) color television!]] Might be a winner. Don't think I've ever drawn a blank.\
28	'''Gene:''' Now, you kidding me? Is that your answer, "Admiral color television"?\
29	'''Richard:''' I happen to think that Byrd is the winning answer, so I'm now giving another choice.
30	** The contestant selects Charles last, whose response, ''The Admiral & the Lady'', draws boos from the audience. Having heard the three choices, "Byrd" is the one selected. Richard wants the contestant to remember what he told her, as his face shows nervousness. The $100 response: "Halsey."
31	--->'''Richard:''' Didn't I mention him? Worth every penny.
32	** The $250 response: "Byrd", which scores a match. Things then go haywire.
33	--->'''Gene:''' All right, audience, what do you think is under the big one?\
34	'''Audience:''' (in unison) TV!\
35	'''Gene:''' Admiral TV? Now, don't embarrass me! I don't want Richard to be right on this thing.
36	** Richard puts up a dollar's wager that "TV" winds up being the top answer. The $500 reveal is delayed, mainly because Gene's giving stagehand Earl time to change the top response if it's TV--which happens to be the $500 audience response.
37	--->'''Gene:''' EARL! YOU'RE FIRED! Pick up your hammer and your saw and your nails, and get out of here, Earl!\
38	'''Richard:''' Earl! ''(gives Earl the dollar he had wagered)'' God bless you, my boy!
39	* June 12, 1974: One unaired moment had Gene committing a FreudianSlip when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmPB0MSZ5t0 introducing contestant Karen Lesko]]:
40	--> '''Gene:''' ...and with a great deal of pleasure, we introduce Karen Lesko. Hi, Karen. You know John.
41	--> '''Karen:''' Yes, I do.
42	--> '''Gene:''' Doesn't she have pretty nipples... uh, uh, pretty dimples there? ''[audience applauds for about twenty seconds]'' This woman has [[PunctuatedForEmphasis very pretty dimples]] in her cheeks, doesn't she?
43	* January 21, 1975: "Betty White said, 'I have the smartest dog in the world. He loves to watch television and when he sees Allen Ludden, he (blank)s the set.'" The contestant matches four celebrities with "tinkles on".
44	* March 10, 1975: Gary Burghoff was late to a taping day because he forgot to set his alarm clock for Daylight Savings Time. Johnny Olson filled in for him on one episode. During the usual showing of the stars at the beginning of the show, the camera cuts to Johnny in Gary's place, reading off the cue cards; for himself, he announces "me, Johnny Olson".
45	* August 8, 1975: When a contestant was picking celebrities for the Audience Match:
46	-->'''Contestant:''' I haven't tried Betty yet.
47	-->'''Gene:''' I've tried Betty.
48	** Followed by Betty's real-life husband (''Series/{{Password}}'' host Allen Ludden) storming down from the top row in mock-rage.
49	* January 6, 1976: During Super Match, the contestant is given "Fog (blank)". Sadly, the contestant struggled on an answer, before choosing "Cloud", not "Horn", which was Richard Dawson's answer. Afterwards, Charles Nelson Reilly informs everyone that fellow panelist Music/MarvinHamlisch had just written a song called "Fog Cloud", which he performs.
50	* 1976: As mentioned in the main page, Creator/BettyWhite liked to roll up Gene's pantleg when he wasn't looking. In one episode, Gene mentions that a picture of him with a rolled-up leg appeared in the ''New York Daily News'' and in ''TV Guide''. Then he turns back to give the clue to Charles Nelson Reilly... and Richard and Lee Meriwether roll up Gene's pantlegs while Betty puts on her best "Who, ''me?'' I'm an innocent little angel!" face. Gene walks out to reveal that ''both'' pantlegs are rolled up, and the audience loses it. [[https://youtu.be/8xCMjEzxgw0?si=7YeNoHNLsdpuc0Kn&t=480 The whole thing is as funny as it is ridiculous.]]
51	* 1977: An incident where Dawson insisted he said "Ate" instead of what he pulled out, which was '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmJXaNasQ84 in the question.]]''' His protests eventually led to Skutch pulling out something that was usually not heard on ''Match Game'' — a foghorn sound typically used on ''Series/ThePriceIsRight''.
52	* June 26, 1978 (daytime): [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGYIRK6bMsI The first spin of the Star Wheel.]] Not only did it land on Dawson to the panel's dismay, but even ''Dawson himself'' got up and left with the rest of the panel.
53	** Earlier, Dawson joked that if the player landed on the star markings on the wedges, "[[Series/WheelOfFortune Chuck Woolery]] comes out and punches you in the mouth."
54	* August 11, 1978 (daytime): The $250-answer for the Super Match of "Jockey (blank)": [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Strap]].
55	* October 1979 (daytime): [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1avf8jlAsU Cuckoo, Friend, and Ollie.]] This prompts mayhem at the studio as [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Bill Daily lost it]] and Gene ran around the set, loudly asking "WHERE DO YOU GET THESE PEOPLE?!"
56	** The same woman was responsible for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u1MvYGI_BU 100 sneakers and an accordion.]]
57	* On one episode, Gene got fed up with Charles Nelson Reilly's snark and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCM-58J_3Ig forced him to take over as host.]]
58	* Charles Nelson Reilly once made his entrance [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK1LlxhaLIw by commandeering one of the contestant's seats.]] [=McLean=] Stevenson also pulled this in '74.
59	-->'''[=McLean's=] card''': Out for Surgery.
60	* Gary Burghoff's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtOaEnLXhBQ impression]] of a ''[[Series/ThePriceIsRight Price is Right]]'' contestant.
61	* ShareTheMalePain here:
62	-->'''Gene''': At Sir Irving's knighting, the queen slipped with her sword, so instead of being knighted, Sir Irving was blanked (the card was clearly hinting for "gored")
63	-->'''Contestant Ron Curry''': Uh, Bar-Mitzvahed?
64	-->''(Gene, the celebrity panel, and the audience erupt into laughter)''
65	* On one episode, while a retired female challenger was being introduced, the following exchange occurred, which sent Gene and the panel into hysterics:
66	-->'''Gene''': Now, we welcome you and ask you to tell us about yourself.
67	-->'''Contestant''': I live in Orange County... I'm [[FreudianSlip retar]]-- I mean ''retired''...
68	* August 1980: During one question about the [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan Ku Klux Klan]], [[Creator/PaulWilliams Paul Williams]] asks Gene what he thinks of the organization, prompting this response from Gene:
69	-->'''Gene''': (with an angry expression on his face) [[TakeThat I THINK THEY STINK!]]
70	-->''(The audience, contestants, and panelists cheer and applaud)''
71	-->'''Gene''': I think they outta' be outlawed!
72	* September 1980: A heated argument over the success of the ''Shogun'' miniseries results in Charles smacking Gene with an answer card. Gene puts on an act and can be heard mumbling, "That son of a bitch really hit me!" [=McLean=] Stevenson "takes over" as host and reads the next question while an annoyed Gene sits in [=McLean's=] spot. Order is restored before the Super Match.
73	* Unknown date: (Blank) Tennessee. The contestant comes up with [[SelectiveStupidity Mississippi]].
74	-->'''Gene''': I - I can safely say in advance you’re not going to get the $20,000…
75	* On one of the Bert Convy pilots for the 1990's revival, Teri Copley becomes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9B5_uHTeg0 hesitant to show her answer]] for something cannibals would bob for instead of apples, right after [[Series/NightCourt Marsha Warfield]] answered the same question with "boobs".[[note]]{For the record, Teri's answer was "balls", [[DontExplainTheJoke as in testicles]].}[[/note]] While this clip did end up getting into a blooper special, the entire pilot was played by GSN during a special Christmas Day marathon in 2012.
76	* What happens when you know the show's nearing its conclusion? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1DsfiS7H5Y Everyone loses their minds.]] Note a callback to the "School Riot".
77	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMbr_sGyuvg Rondell Sheridan's response]] to a certain topic card blank.
78	* April 17, 1991: Ross Shafer [[https://youtu.be/5Rav77MccfY trips and falls]] down the stairs during his entrance, and plays it up for the rest of the show.
79	* Unknown Episode: "Mean Marvin the athlete is really mean. ([[MemeticMutation How mean is he?]]) Yesterday he used his cat as a ''blank''". The answers were pretty standard, football and baseball bat, except for Charles Nelson Reilly who said [[CrossesTheLineTwice jockstrap]].
80	* Unknown Episode: The bonus round had _ Mary. When the 100 dollar (Virgin) was revealed, Charles Nelson Reilly, who gave the answer, said "They always finish last".
81	* A contestant singing a song about the show, to the tune of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along".
82	* [[https://youtu.be/jSQAug3-PmE?si=O5tQDYU9ADy24myZ The entirety of this Match Game episode (the main part of the game), where there seemed to be no matches at all…]]
83	** Sue, the female contestant, outright struggles the entire way. For the first question (which tried to convince her to name a person who had a big mouth to roast), she said “too many people”, followed by “First gear” for the question “I should have never married an auto mechanic. His sex drive is stuck in (blank)!”. She continues the process for a question where someone goes to the psychiatrist because their husband keeps going “up and down” because he thinks he is a (blank). She goes for See Saw. Gene outright ends it by saying how he can’t understand her at all.
84	** The other contestant, Charlie, wasn’t even immune and failed to score anything in the first two rounds. The first question, stating that winding a Rodney Rotten Doll would kick your (blank), gets the response of “big toe”, while the panel answered family members. The second question is just unlucky (asking what may surprise someone to see King Kong’s (blank) when playing baseball), as he responds “Ball” and nearly everyone went to say his bat.
85	** Even worse, Charles was the only one to match the contestants at all during the third and subsequent tiebreaker rounds. He even gives out a fanfare for both contestants in the former round which is a big relief for everyone seeing a disastrous performance from the contestants. As soon as both contestants earn a match from Charles, Gene states that he both matched "each of the weirdos".
86	** After Gene announces that the contestants would get a home game version of Match Game in the start of Round 2, he cheekily tells them that the scores are tied. Richard chimes in and says that they should get “2 of them” if they didn’t score once more.
87	* June 26, 2016: One of the contestants states that she eats Double Stuf Oreos in a bowl like cereal for breakfast, which becomes the butt of jokes several times; [[Creator/AlecBaldwin Baldwin]] suggests a helping of "Double Stuf Kale", while a panelist who clearly had no idea what to fill a blank with answered with "Double Stuf Oreos" instead.
88	* July 10, 2016: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91E4Db4TVXY In the Head-to-Head,]] the contestant had to exactly match with Rosie O'Donnell with "Spare _____". After discussing with [[Music/FallOutBoy Pete Wentz]], Rosie locked-in her answer. When contestant guessed "Tire", Pete immediately pumped up his arms and shouted "'''''[[BigYes YEAH!]]'''''" well before Rosie could reveal what she wrote. Realizing what he just did, he then sheepishly said, "[[LittleNo No,]]" and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere tried to walk off the stage]] before Rosie had him reveal the card for her. Seriously, the look of embarrassment on his face is ''priceless''.
89	-->'''Alec Baldwin''': Pete Wentz, everyone! [[DeadpanSnarker The perfect person to plan your surprise party.]]
90	* April 23, 2017: "Little Red Riding Hood knew the wolf had eaten her grandmother, because his breath smelled like _____". What came out of the contestant's mouth had Alec literally on the floor.[[note]]For the record, it was a certain word, nominally pertaining to a feline, that could also be a crude slang term for a woman's genitals.[[/note]]
91	* February 21, 2018: "Veronica said, 'My husband has a move he likes to do in bed called Baking the Cake. It's different every time, but I always end up covered in (blank).' " To merely read the contestant's answer and everyone's reaction to said answer wouldn't do it justice, so [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvW0U00xuRo just watch]].

Context Funny / MatchGame