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1	* From the film:
2	-->"GASP You ''slept with him''."
3	** For context, [[spoiler: Josie and Alexandra have just discovered the SubliminalSeduction hidden inside their music. It's provided by Mr. Moviefone himself, leading to Alexandra's accusation.]]
4	** Following that, Josie realizing [[spoiler:The Megasound 8000 is the source of the messages, and attempts to push it so they can take it as evidence; neither Cabot sibling helps, and Josie calls them out for it; Fiona then enters the room with security, and you can see Alexander facepalming at this.]]
5	* Melody steps out of the shower, in her [=McDonald=]'s themed bathroom, to find a threatening message written in lipstick on her shower: "BEWARE OF THE MUSIC". Her response? She draws a smiley face inside the 'O' and a heart over the 'I' and says "That's better!"
6	** Earlier in the same scene, she's singing "If You're Happy And You Know It" in the shower, complete with hand claps. She's using a sponge that is shaped like one of the [=McDonald=]'s Happy Meal guys at the same time, so she has to stop singing and pick the sponge back up every time she claps.
7	* The seeming declaration of love Alan M. is about to make when Josie's fixing his truck-- only he actually wants her advice on telling a co-worker how badly he stinks.
8	* Les' verbal tic:
9	-->"Du Jour means friendship!"
10	-->"Du Jour means family..."
11	-->"Du Jour means seat belts!"
12	-->"DU JOUR MEANS CRASH POSITIONS!"
13	* During the opening song, Valerie is seen handing out food at a food drive. A guy hands her an opened box of Life cereal. She stares at the guy in disbelief. There's no dialogue over the song playing but you can clearly see her say "It's opened..."
14	** Also during the montage, Melody is holding up a cardboard sign saying "Honk if you like the Pussycats". But it's partly obscured by a bush, making it read "Honk if you like pussy". A man in a convertible stops by, only for someone else to rear-end him, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere causing Melody to run off]].
15	* Basically everything Melody says.
16	* The throw-away line BreakingTheFourthWall
17	-->'''Alexander:''' You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.
18	-->'''Alexandra:''' I'm here because I was in the comic book.
19	-->'''Alexander:''' What?
20	-->'''Alexandra:''' Nothing.
21	* During the montage where everyone has gone their separate ways, Alexandra clings on Alan M. when he is upset over Josie missing his gig.
22	** Afterwards, Alexander is upset over not getting a pair of jeans that doesn't match his shirt outside a closed Barneys New York.

Context Funny / JosieAndThePussyCats