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1	* Basically the entire halloween episode. Hightlights include this:
2	-->'''Kevin:''' It's two minutes past twelve.
3	-->'''Joe:''' Two minutes past twelve?! Nick!
4	-->'''Kevin:''' Wait, I set my watch eleven minutes fast so we wouldn't be late for school.
5	-->'''Joe:''' Kevin!
6	** And this:
7	-->'''Kevin:''' Maybe the ghost is rocking a baby ghost! (And then ) Don't scream. You'll wake the baby ghost.
8	** And the scene were Kevin's running around yelling "Reel me in! Reel me in!"
9	** Kevin screaming and then going "I was having a flashback, I'm sorry."
10	** "There is no more Nick. There is only Volunteer Fireman Smith."
11	** "He's making spooky smoothies!"
12	** Both the scenes in the "ghost free safe zone" (A.K.A. Kevin's bed).
13	* "They took my socks without taking off my shoes. How do they do that?"
14	* Nick in "Double Date", when Joe talks to Stella and tells her to go out with Van Dyke.
15	-->'''Nick:''' Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking! Oh, for the love of all that is Mike, ''stop talking''.
16	* This conversation in "Frantic Romantic":
17	-->'''Macy:''' What you need to do is make the sites and mags believe you found someone more attractive than Fiona. 'Joe Dumps Fiona For Mystery Girl'.
18	-->'''Stella:''' Yeah, well, you're gonna need pictures.
19	-->'''Nick:''' And that means we need a mystery girl.
20	-->'''Kevin:''' We can put Nick in a wig and a dress!
21	-->'''Nick:''' No, we can't!
22	-->'''Kevin:''' ...You're probably right. That's more publicity than we're looking for.
23	* From "Fashion Victim", Joe has several reasons why Stella shouldn't date Van Dyke:
24	-->'''Joe:''' He combs his hair against the natural part. He has days of the week underwear, and ''he wears them on the wrong days!''
25	-->'''Kevin:''' (coughs pointedly in the background)
26	-->'''Joe:''' We have gym together!
27	-->'''Kevin:''' No you don't.

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