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8	Funny moments from ''WebVideo/JonTron''. The page is split into subpages for each "season" of the series.[[note]]Season 2 begins with 'Hercules Games' and encompasses all videos released post-WebVideo/GameGrumps up to the end of 2014. Season 3 begins at the start of 2015 (encompassing 'Starcade') and ends with the 'Christmas with the Kranks' review. Season 4 begins with the 'Cool as Ice' review. Season 5 begins with the 'Gwyneth Paltrow's: The Goop Lab' review.[[/note]]
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11	!!By season:
12	[[index]]
13	* [[Funny/JonTronSeasonOne Season 1]] (2010-2013)
14	* [[Funny/JonTronSeasonTwo Season 2]] (2013-2014)
15	* [[Funny/JonTronSeasonThree Season 3]] (2015-2016)
16	* [[Funny/JonTronSeasonFour Season 4]] (2017-2019)
17	* [[Funny/JonTronSeasonFive Season 5]] (2020-????)
18	[[/index]]
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20	!!Unsorted/Miscellaneous
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22	* His "Reviews?", done in a slurred monotone that is rarely ever broken, talking about things very barely related to the actual game, eventually giving it an ambiguous rating that may or may not be translated as "buy this game".
23	-->'''Jon''': ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns'' gets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1vz050vQGA six golden bananas]] ''plus'' out of Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto.
24	-->'''Jon''': [Reviewing ''VideoGame/SonicColors''] If you press A, you'll do a jump, and if you press B while pointing at the screen [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy you'll shoot some star bits]]... And if you push A and B together you'll accidentally sleep with your boyfriend's best friend after your boyfriend bought you a $600 [[SuddenlyShouting ENGAGEMENT RING]] '''[[NoIndoorVoice MAGGIE]]!!'''
25	* After announcing his panel at Magfest, Jon presents a video of himself playing the harmonica. The best part is that - although he's obviously half-assing his way through - the song turns out to be rather good; even Jon himself is impressed!
26	* Any time he gets angry or cries, it's so funny.
27	* A meta bit of funny: Apparently, Grant Kirhope's son is a fan of [=JonTron=], as Grant [[https://twitter.com/grantkirkhope/status/473235352048500737 revealed on Twitter.]] When Grant told him they were friends, how did Grant's son reply? [[https://twitter.com/grantkirkhope/status/473235886709043201 By saying that Jon was "way too famous and cool" to be friends with him.]]
28	* The many variations of his trademark "ECH!" are always worthy of a smile, at least. Same when he starts ramping up the Joisey accent.
29	** Fans have taken their fondness for his various "ECH!" noises to some truly [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM absurd and completely hilarious levels]].
30	--->'''[[ApprovalOfGod Jon, replying to the video]]:''' I can't breathe.
31	*** And Jon wasn't the only prominent [=YouTuber=] to lose it while watching this.
32	---->'''Markiplier:''' That's it, I'm done. The funniest video on [=YouTube=] has been made.
33	** And then there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4S-O1vXoZ0 this]] parody of [[Literature/{{Bakemonogatari}} Renai Circulation]].
34	* "I need a [[http://youtu.be/7XVT4YrSLXI BURRITO!"]]
35	* Jon once contacted pornhub via their twitter [[https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/510238390227197953 agreeing to a collab...]]
36	* Jon discovers [[https://vine.co/v/OqAmu1J57ng the horror that is NBA 2K15's Face Scan technology.]]
37	-->'''Jon:''' Let's play some NBA 2K15!
38	-->''(Shows NBA 2K15's create a player mode, as the model turns around to reveal Jon's face on it, which looks a little... off.)''
39	-->'''Jon:''' ''([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere running away as fast as he can]])'' ''I'M RUNNIN'!'' '''''I'M RUNNIN'!!!'''''
40	* Jon unveiled [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYQ9mr3NaY some bloopers from an unreleased episode on Disneyland games]]; if the ''bloopers'' are as funny as they are, he ought to release the ''full'' version!
41	--> ''[Quickly]'' You know how most people wanna visit Disneyland? They say y'can't. Gotta go to California, gotta go to Florida, gotta go to Paris, gotta go to Tokyo, gotta go to Shanghai, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick the one that kills]] [[DeadBabyComedy at least one baby a day]], well [[PrecisionFStrike fuck you]], we're gonna play the games.
42	--> If only there was some way to truly experience the ''Magic'' of the Magic Kingdom from the comfort of our own homes... what's that, huh? It's already set up? I don't have to go to a -- to a -- to a -- to a story arc at this time?! ''[Grabs his iPad from off-screen]'' [[WhoWritesThisCrap This is the]] ''[[WhoWritesThisCrap script?!]]''
43	--> That wasn't even a regular vase; [[CallBack that was my dad's urn!]] ''([[{{Corpsing}} Corpses]])''
44	--> It took my eyes two days to adjust to that; I was like a ''newborn'' walking around! I could barely drive! [[MoodWhiplash I killed a few ladies.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice They deserved it.]]
45	--> Hahahahamenarebetterandhavenoflaws!
46	** The overly shocked face he makes. Whatever he's reacting to must have been bad...
47	** Getting interrupted twice in a row -- and on the same line -- by a police siren outside.
48	** Jon sitting fully-clothed under a running shower and sobbing incoherently before holding up a copy of ''VideoGame/KinectDisneylandAdventures''.
49	* From [=Magfest=] 2014, WebVideo/ProJared's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGPKKSymHHM Comment Hate Panel]] with him, Jon, WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer, and WebVideo/TheCompletionist reading hate comments they have received. Most of what Jon says is utter hilarity, while Jared can't help but get in on the "fun". The following is from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed-R0P9-I3A this video]]:
50	-->'''Jon''': If I post something on Twitter like "I like [[VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld Mario 3D World]]" or whatever, they're like, "Go to bed Jon." '''[[NoIndoorVoice WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME TO GO TO BED!?!?!?]]'''
51	-->'''Jared''': WHAT ARE ''YOU'' DOING UP?!
52	** Other highlights include Jon receiving a lengthy MoralGuardian-fueled rant due to his swearing and one message that also insults his fans, which Jared recreates the effect of by flipping off the entire audience.
53	* On his primary [=YouTube=] account, Jon's AffectionateNickname for the channels he's also affiliated with is "My Little Bastards".
54	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pno8eiqAEmU One memorable outtake]] has Jon making baby talk as Jacques nibbles his lip... [[MoodWhiplash then gagging when Jacques sticks his whole head in Jon's mouth!]]
55	* From his Season 3-capping [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ5aXjUS-e0 Q&A Video]]:
56	-->'''Jon''': [=Silas13013=] asks: "I love you."\
57	''Jon looks at the camera mischievously for a beat.''\
58	'''Jon''': ''(Cheekily)'' ''That's'' not a question.
59	** According to Jon, he only talked about losing Rockington in his ''Nuts & Bolts'' review because he actually ''did'' lose the prop. [[EpicFail Jon managed to lose a ROCK.]]
60	** His response to "Why are you so hot?"
61	--->'''Jon:''' [[LiteralMinded Well, the fat keeps in the temperature and doesn't let out the cold, so it, uh, gets sweaty.]]
62	** Talking about the difference in production values between Starcade and his older videos (paraphrased):
63	--->'''Jon:''' I understand why some people like the older show more, because y'know, the older show had a very kind of voyeuristic feel, like, I put a camera in your bathroom........[[CrossesTheLineTwice Watch you takin' a shit]]......[[LampshadeHanging Alright maybe that's a little too far.....]]
64	* In Jon’s ''VideoGame/GunsOfIcarusOnline'' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktDBsEiVeac tutorial]]", the skill list has silhouettes of three ordinary tools... and a bizarre, complex-looking pneumatic device
65	-->'''Jon:''' You know, your basics: wrench, mallet, hammer, s-spider...
66	** During actual gameplay, another player keeps telling Jon to "Get off the gun." Jon mutters "What I do wrong, papa?" in a tiny, trembling voice with an Eastern European accent, before mumbling "I fix. I fix it." while spraying the gun with ice.
67	* The [[MissingEpisode once-lost]] video "Apples and BREAKS" is hilarious, [[OldShame no matter what Jon thinks of the video now]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXPBSV0XC_8 See it here.]]
68	* After Jon's misadventures involving politics got him in hot water, [[http://i.imgur.com/9i9FteX.png he decided to make fun of his predicament]].
69	* After seeing a Google Maps review of Stonehenge having 4 1/2 stars out of 5, [[https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/864335282077712385 Jon wonders what kind of person would do such a thing]]. Cue the replies coming up with various reasons why Stonehenge sucks.
70	* Jon asked his Google Home to play "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire". BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor [[https://twitter.com/jontronshow/status/945138874677899265 Jon....]]
71	--> '''Google:''' The Christmas song: "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" by Music/JustinBieber.
72	* Jon [[https://twitter.com/jontronshow/status/999375729774284802?lang=en uploaded a video to his twitter]] in order to discuss a very important topic -- [[LockedOutOfTheLoop the cancellation of]] ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond''.
73	--> '''Jon:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I don't remember a single character from that show. 'Cept Raymond.]]
74	* Jon's subreddit got frustrated with him not uploading for months, eventually becoming a Scott the Woz subreddit. Eventually, the Scott the Woz subreddit responded in kind, becoming a [=JonTron=] subreddit. One highlight in particular had a user state they'd post all of Jon's videos in reverse order every day he doesn't upload...[[TemptingFate a day before Jon uploaded again.]]
75	* Jon [[https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/1130572138585427969 asking Google for the date.]] [[LiteralMinded It sure does all right.]]
76	--> '''Jon:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you- f-fucking kidding? You serious right now?]]

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