Line #164 Funny/JohnnyBravo


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4	!!The show itself
5	* "Bearly Enough Time"
6	** Johnny wakes up Chronos, and their first exchange.
7	--->'''Chronos''': What are you doing in my cave son? Didn't you see the signs, (grabs sign) it says stay out!\
8	'''Johnny''': [[DumbassHasAPoint No, it says "Do not enter without-"]]\
9	'''Chronos''': [[HypocriticalHumor Shut up kid, I know what it says!]] You have any idea who I am?\
10	'''Johnny''': [[CaptainObvious Uh, bear in the woods?]]\
11	'''Chronos''': Of course I'm a bear in the woods. But I'm not just any bear. [[LargeHam I am Chronos]] '''[[LargeHam MASTER OF ALL TIME!]]''' (DramaticThunder)\
12	'''Johnny''': Good for you.
13	** Johnny's indifference to Chronos' LargeHam proceeds to drive the bear nuts, who states he controls time, and "proves" it by calling a number on a cell for and stating the answering machine has the time wrong. Johnny isn't phased and clueless to the '''very''' angry bear.
14	** Among the many, many clocks in Chronos' cave is a VCR stuck blinking '12:00'. Apparently, not even '''CHRONOS, MASTER OF ALL TIME''' can set the clock on a VCR.
15	** Chronos matter of factly stating that, since he is now awake, he is going to have to eat Johnny prompts him to respond that he's "too pretty to eat".
16	* "Bravo Dooby-Doo":
17	** Johnny and the Scooby gang unmask the Ghostly Gardener, who turns out to be wearing a succession of LatexPerfection masks:
18	--->'''All:''' Bigfoot?! Don Knotts?! [[Creator/HannaBarbera Joe Barbera]]?!\
19	'''Johnny''': Who's that?
20	** And the [[MythologyGag joke]] of why Daphne and Fred are always splitting up together? The look on Fred's face says it all.
21	** Johnny flirting with Daphne, such as jumping into her arms twice when Scooby and Shaggy do their trademark security cling. The best is this gem when Fred suggests they split up.
22	--->'''Johnny''': Wanna get lost with me? I'll give you a Scooby Snack.
23	** Not to mention Velma flirting with Johnny in the beginning. Even funnier considering that Cartoon Network ran a series of bumpers {{shipping}} the two.
24	--->'''Velma''': Don't worry, I don't bite.\
25	'''Johnny''': ''[pointing to Daphne]'' Does she?
26	** Johnny complaining about being stuck with "[[ComicBook/{{Archie}} Jughead]]" ([[BigEater Shaggy]]) when they split up. (In the Polish dub, he instead complains about being stuck with "the anemic".)
27	** Johnny and Velma accidentally losing their glasses and looking around blindly for them, then picking up each other's.
28	--->'''Velma''': [[CatchPhrase My glasses!]] [[BlindWithoutEm I can't see without my glasses!]]\
29	'''Johnny''': covering his eyes with his arm My glasses! [[SunglassesAtNight I can't be seen without my glasses!]]\
30	'''Velma''': Jinkies! Everything's dark! I've gone blind!
31	** When the gang finally does unmask the Ghostly Gardener, who supposedly kidnapped Johnny's Aunt Jebidissa, it's revealed that the Gardener ''is'' Aunt Jebidissa, who pulled the hoax because...well, let's just say BrutalHonesty was never quite this funny.
32	--->'''Aunt Jebidissa''': I was trying to scare you away, Johnny--because quite frankly, I just don't like you.
33	** The gang apologizes to Aunt Jebidissa and decides to help her be rid of Johnny by tying him up near the roadside. [[HereWeGoAgain And who comes along to help him?]] WesternAnimation/SpeedBuggy!
34	* From "The Sensitive Male!":
35	** Johnny's reaction to the "Sensitivity" song going off on a tangent about the word being the noun form of "sensitive".
36	--->'''Johnny:''' What does grammar have to do with getting chicks?\
37	'''Jack:''' Nothing, if you're Sly Stallone.
38	** Johnny's idea of getting in touch with his feminine side: [[WholesomeCrossdresser dressing up like a woman]]. The girl just laughs at him, and then [[AttractiveBentGender two lonely sailors on shore leave try to flirt with Johnny]].
39	* From "Johnny Meets Adam West"
40	** During Adam West's talk show, he introduces little Corey and talks to him a bit.
41	--->'''Corey:''' Hi, Mr. West. Do you really fight all those bad guys on TV?\
42	'''Adam West:''' How old are you, [[AccidentalMisnaming Ricky]]?\
43	'''Corey:''' I'm 10.\
44	'''Adam West:''' [[LiesToChildren Sure do, Billy]].
45	** Adam West manages to solve Corey's problem by introducing his bully to a pair of snarling dogs he claims like to eat faces. We don't see what happens after the bully is intimidated, but Corey appears traumatized after all is said and done.
46	** West keeps tearing up his suit jackets whenever his heroic physique bulges. Turns out he puts Johnny to shame in the muscles department.
47	---> '''West''': Darnit! You wouldn't believe how much my tailor costs me!
48	* Perhaps the entirety of "The Day The Earth Didn't Move Around Very Much." Johnny sees his VCR blinking 12:00 and believes time has frozen for everyone but him. What happens next is ContrivedCoincidence on top of contrived coincidence, all making Johnny think time is frozen. For example, when he walks into a candy store, the clerk is busy holding a broken display together so the glue can dry and doesn't react, letting [[BigEater Johnny]] raid the entire store, a couple outside thinks Johnny is a walrus (because of the massive amount of candy he's hiding in his clothes) and don't move to avoid being seen, and the chefs of a restaurant Johnny walks into are ''playing charades'' and concentrating in silence on what one of them is portraying (a rock).
49	* From "Noir Johnny":
50	** Johnny pondering one of life's greatest questions.
51	--->'''Johnny:''' ''(voiceover)'' For years, scholars and philosophers have been baffled by one burnin' question. ''(in reality)'' Where do the tiny people in your TV come from?
52	** Johnny trying to get information from some kids on a playground. When one of them says she was at home, watching TV, Johnny talks about a show where a family adopts a baby chimp. [[SkewedPriorities It takes precedence over Johnny actually listening to the kid who can help him out.]]
53	** Johnny trying to get information from Pops about the case.
54	--->'''Pops:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I was never in Detroit. I don't know anything about a missing shipment of exotic sea turtles.]]\
55	'''Johnny:''' Actually, this one's about a dolly.\
56	'''Pops:''' Oh. Well, I still don't know anything.
57	** Johnny torturing a guy for information (by flinging drops of water onto his face) despite the guy being more than willing to help him.
58	--->'''Man:''' You idiot! I'm trying to help you!\
59	'''Johnny:''' Yeah, when I need your help, I'll ask for it. Now tell me what I need to know. Don't make me use the ketchup!
60	** It eventually turns out the toy thief is a FemmeFatale who Johnny of course immediately falls in love with. After she gets arrested, much to Johnny's protests, Suzy finally has her dolly back... only for her to throw it away because it got mucked up during the case.
61	* In "Blarney Buddies", Johnny is in Ireland, chasing a leprechaun, who tries to get away by turning into a sheep and hiding in a pasture. How does Johnny find him? By shouting "Scotland rules!", which causes the leprechaun-sheep to jump up and protest. Could also double as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, considering [[TheDitz Johnny]] outsmarted someone.
62	** Why is Johnny chasing a leprechaun? Johnny heard you should kiss the Blarney Stone for luck in romance, and when he accidentally tripped over the leprechaun's pot of gold, the leprechaun introduced himself as "''Barney'' Stone".
63	--->'''Johnny''': Close enough!
64	** At the beginning, Johnny is trying to play "she loves me, she loves me not" with a field of four-leaved clovers, not realizing that because of the even number, "not" will always win. Not to mention it's illegal to pick the four-leaved clovers, and Johnny has ruined a small hill worth of them.
65	** At the end of the episode, Johnny finally captures Barney and gets a chance to make a wish. He declares that he wants "all the chicks" to instantly fall in love with him. Barney shrugs and agrees...and a few seconds later, [[LiteralGenie a stampede of chickens]] comes rushing over to smother Johnny with kisses ("Ooh, he's a BIG one!").
66	* "You've gotta follow your heart, Johnny... '''''[[MoodWhiplash THEN BURN ATLANTA!]]'''''" "General Sherman is right!" [[labelnote:Context]]In "[[Film/SomeLikeItHot Some Like It Stupid]]", the Creator/MarilynMonroe {{Expy}} wishes Johnny good luck in the beauty pageant, complimenting his performance for the talent portion, a finger-puppet reenactment of the [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar American Civil War]]. Johnny struggles with the decision to confess his feelings even if it means attracting TheMafia's attention, at which point General Sherman chimes in.[[/labelnote]]
67	** It's even funnier if you know where Creator/CartoonNetwork's headquarters is located.
68	** The twist ending after Johnny exposes Carl as also being DisguisedInDrag where it turns out all the other women participating are also actually disguised men, many of them fat and balding.
69	* In "Johnny Meets Donny Osmond", Johnny has [[ParodySue Donny Osmond]] for a nanny. At the end, he floats away on an umbrella, attempting to imitate Film/MaryPoppins. And then he's struck by lightning! "Oookay, that was a bad idea. Can I borrow your car?"
70	** Donny takes Johnny out into the mountains for a singalong, and Johnny tries to get out of it by tossing Donny's guitar into the sky. Donny reveals that he brought along some bagpipes instead!
71	** From the same episode, Donny takes Johnny to a SuckECheeses:
72	--->'''Donny:''' Why don't you jump in the balls?\
73	'''Johnny:''' Why don't you jump in a river?
74	** Johnny falls into the ball pit and asks a kid how to get out.
75	--->'''Boy:''' Good question. I've been stuck here since I was five.
76	** Another great exchange:
77	--->'''Donny:''' Now, Johnny, I'm going to teach you how to sing!\
78	'''Johnny:''' I'm gonna teach you how to '''shut up'''.\
79	'''Donny:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cool! It'll be like a trade!]]
80	* "One Angry Bravo" full stop.
81	** The reason why Johnny is at the courthouse? Santa told him to meet him here. [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant In reality]], a mall Santa threatened to take Johnny to court over him trashing everything.
82	** One of the jurors, frustrated by Johnny's stupidity, jumps out the window, crash lands, and immediately yells "[[ImOkay I'm O.K.!]]"
83	** This [[Film/AndJusticeForAll exchange]]:
84	--->'''Judge:''' Mr. Bravo, you're out of order!\
85	'''Johnny:''' (to the judge) No, you're out of order! (to the courtroom) You're out of order! (to a candy machine) THIS CANDY MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER! (pounds on it; [[PercussiveMaintenance candy comes out]]) (Johnny reaches in) Ooooh, candy!
86	* Johnny (to a woman he's trying to seduce) "I'm pretty. You're pretty. What do you say we go home and stare at each other?"
87	* Everything about Johnny snapping at the end of "Aunt Katie's Farm", especially him declaring to Aunt Katie "You shall be MY WIFE!" in a triumphant voice and chanting "[[Literature/AnimalFarm Four feet good, two feet bad]]" while trampling what's left of the set.
88	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNGHXv9qQo An idiot meets his echo.]] The result is Johnny bickering with his echo on who's prettier.
89	* In "Johnny O. And Juliet", Johnny conspires to get his mom and a neighbor lady to end a feud so he can date the neighbor's daughter by infesting their lawns with aphids. After Bunny and Mona (the neighbor) team up and get rid of the insects, they cheer by doing a sort of "raise the roof" motion, only neither knows what it's supposed to mean.
90	-->'''Mona''': Bunny?\
91	'''Bunny''': Yes Mona?\
92	'''Mona''': What does this mean?\
93	'''Bunny''': I have no idea.
94	** It's just their total deadpan dialog that sells the moment.
95	* When Johnny is trying to get a new car in "Days of Blunder", he plants a toy car in the ground hoping it will grow into a full-sized car. When nothing happens, he angrily remarks "stupid car plant".
96	* The end of "The Clueless Kid".
97	-->'''Johnny''': So do I get my red dragon belt of death?\
98	'''Master Hama''': No, you get frilly pink apron of shame! Go clean toilets.
99	* In "Run Johnny Run", Johnny is turned into a vampire, and lets out a BigNo when he finds out this means he can't look at himself in the mirror anymore.
100	* In "Johnny Telethon", Johnny is roughly $1,200 away from getting enough money to save the $1.03 store (going out of business due to a $1.02 store opening next door). When the last act of the night can't make it Johnny tries to make the last of the money by taking off his shirt and making music with armpit farts, then when the counter starts rapidly spinning and at first glance it looks like his act is gaining money, it turns out he was ''losing'' all the money he made. Following this [[BrokeTheRatingScale the counter turns to negative numbers,]] [[EpicFail meaning they now owe their backers]].
101	** Carl for some reason puts on an opera act at the telethon. It doesn't get much positive reaction...until Johnny physically throws Carl off the stage, at which point the audience cheers.
102	** Pops and his assistant Bobo put on a magic show with Bobo suspended in a wicker basket full of swords in a shark tank. Unfortunately, Pops botches the act, and Bobo almost dies in the process.
103	* In the episode where there is a specter living in Johnny's attic, this happens...
104	-->''Organ starts playing itself.''\
105	'''Johnny:''' That's [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Eerie. Scary! HORRIFYING!!]] starts dancing But it's got a nice beat!
106	** Johnny looking for a rare comic book in his attic to get some money, discarding jewelry and gold bars in the process.
107	* From "Johnny Goes Hollywood":
108	-->'''Johnny''': This man's not breathing! Parthamithuh... Pardamida... Partumiduh... Is this even a word?
109	** Also this:
110	--->'''Johnny''': To be... or... not to... be.\
111	''pulls out a script''\
112	'''Johnny''': Nyeheheh, this is stupid. Who writes this?
113	* "Adam West's Date-O-Rama"
114	** Johnny is said to know the alphabet when he appears on the dating show, but he quickly disproves that.
115	-->'''Johnny''': A, Blee, that curvy one... A, Blee, Three!
116	** Adam West shows that Johnny signed a contract and states how he got Johnny's John Hancock. Johnny retorts that his John Hancock is over there and points to the actual John Hancock (i.e., the one who signed the Declaration of Independence) inexplicably being at Johnny's house.
117	** Just about all of the pop-ups throughout the episode are hysterical, such as one accompanied by images of Carl and Suzy saying that Johnny's friends say he's afraid of commitment, followed by a pop-up saying that Black Widow's friends say nothing out of fear of severe retaliation.
118	** While at the petting zoo, Johnny tells a goat that Black Widow is a real cow, which gets a bull interested in her. This escalates to Johnny trying to clarify what he meant by comparing his date to other animals commonly used to refer to people being ugly, only for those same animals to show up wanting to meet Black Widow (including a ''whale''). After Johnny finally resorts to straight-up saying Black Widow is ugly, the animals look nervously and point Johnny's attention towards a now severely pissed off Black Widow.
119	* From the episode "Super Duped":
120	-->'''Random Kid''': ...Then, my cat coughed up this thing, which kinda looks like George Washington.
121	* In the episode "Bravo 13", Johnny and Carl end up getting lost on the way to the amusement park, and end up crashing in front of the NASA Space Station. To get inside, they have to get past the guy manning the gate. Johnny, thinking that NASA is the amusement park, blabbers on about riding the most extreme rides, even if it means risking his own life to do it.
122	-->"YOU ASTRONAUTS ARE THE BRAVEST MEN ON EARTH!"
123	* At the end of "I, Fly", Johnny, Carl, and a fly are all having dinner at Pops' with swapped bodies and characteristics. Then the fly says:
124	-->'''Fly''': This was a strange and disturbing episode.
125	* This exchange from "Virtual Johnny":
126	-->'''Carl''': I dunno Pops. Isn't otter an endangered species?\
127	'''Pops''': Relax, it tastes just like bald eagle! I mean chicken.
128	* Johnny's ancestors. One of which searched for the Fountain of Youth, and ended up poor and friendless years later. Another one betrayed Americans to the British.
129	* "Frankenbravo"
130	** Johnny wanders in to Pops' Diner to find him blind and confused.
131	-->'''Pops''': Who’s there? I can’t see because I just had laser eye surgery. (feels around Johnny's face) Poor inarticulate brute. Come and share this simple meal with me. (sticks a flaming kabob in Johnny's hand)\
132	{{Beat}}\
133	'''Johnny''': AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!\
134	'''Pops''': No, no, fire ''good''.
135	** Johnny points out that Dr. Frankenstein's artificial woman has the strength of ten women, to which Igor retorts that she ''is'' ten women.
136	** The episode ends with Johnny being made a Frankenstein monster himself with the female monster becoming his nagging wife.
137	* "Fugitive Johnny" has Johnny make a phone call to the policewoman who is leading the manhunt for him. She quickly determines that Johnny is calling from the police depot itself. Then the camera zooms away to show that Johnny is in ''the same room as her''--sitting at the same table, even. And when she confronts him, he shoos her away because he's busy talking.
138	* Several from "Luke Perry's Guide to Love":
139	** One of Luke Perry's fangirls talks about stealing a lock of his hair to clone an army of him to overthrow the government.
140	** Johnny calling himself a genius by taking pig hormones and using them as a deodorant to attract chicks.
141	** "Thanks '''LUKE PERRY'''! You're a great friend, '''LUKE PERRY'''!"
142	** Johnny attempting to speak French to win a girl over.
143	** Luke Perry's mic getting lodged next to a yoga instructor, resulting in Johnny completely blowing his chances with his date.
144	** When Johnny and Luke meet:
145	--->'''Johnny:''' ''(gasp)'' You're Fidel Castro!\
146	'''Luke:''' Uh...no. Luke Perry.\
147	'''Johnny:''' Right. What did I say?
148	* From "In the Line of Johnny":
149	** Johnny, acting as the Princess of Soy's bodyguard, scans the crowd and remarks that everything seems okay... while ignoring a large number of ObviouslyEvil individuals. Then he focuses his attention on a random kid, investigates his "suspicious lunchbox" and eats everything inside, ruining his lunch. And then, once he leaves, [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight the kid utters the following phrase in a microphone: "Wevil to Red Snapper, Wevil to Red Snapper. Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission!"]]
150	** The Princess of Soy is about to put on her lipstick, when...
151	--->'''Johnny:''' Stop! From now on I will test all of your food. ''(begins eating lipstick)''
152	** When Johnny first shows up to do his duty:
153	--->'''Princess of Soy''': (hears a knocking in her trailer) Come in!
154	--->'''Johnny''': (bursts in) [[TrustPassword That’s not the password!]]
155	--->'''Hairdresser''': (as the princess shrugs) ''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop What]]'' password?
156	--->'''Johnny''': A-HA! (pointer finger) ''[[WrongGenreSavvy YOU DON’T KNOW!]]'' (violently tosses out the hairdresser)
157	* The entire episode "Free Pookey"; Johnny decides to become an animal rights activist, and decides to spend the whole episode trying to "rescue" a piñata from Suzy and a bunch of kids breaking it. He names the piñata Pookey and tries sending it "home" to Mexico.
158	* At the beginning of "Chain Gang Johnny":
159	-->'''Carl:''' Johnny, you're not supposed to read the subtitles out loud in funny voices while making hand puppets on the screen!
160	** This throwaway line when we first see Johnny and Carl in the prison yard:
161	-->'''Johnny:''' Wow, Carl, [[AsYouKnow the 26-month media circus surrounding our trial]] was really something.
162	-->'''Carl:''' I don’t think it helped us.
163	** The female prison guard, in a parody of the Sunglasses Man from ''Film/CoolHandLuke'', attempts to discipline Johnny by sentencing him to 30 days of solitary confinement in The Box, a small isolated shed in the prison yard. Johnny is unimpressed...until she sentences Carl to go with him. THAT makes Johnny break down crying and beg for mercy.
164	* From "The Great Bunny Book Ban":
165	** Smelly Raymond's book report.
166	-->'''Smelly Raymond:''' My book report is about Literature/TheLittleEngineThatCould, which is about a little engine that gets attacked by ninjas, but morphs into a snowmobile, and then his robot friends come to help him, and [[Film/ANewHope they blow up the Death Star]].\
167	'''Miss Winkleman:''' Very good, Raymond! I'm impressed.\
168	'''Suzy:''' Miss Winkleman, that's not how the story goes. Raymond's compromising the literary integrity of the book!
169	** Mister Blowhard's reason for banning ''Harold and the Fuzzy Bunny'':
170	---> "''Harold and the Fuzzy Bunny'' depicts a world where bunnies frolic shamelessly at parties, at picnics, and even on the moon! It's ''THAT'' kind of fantasy hoo-ha that leads to dancing, card playing, and the eating of ''TOFU''!"
171	** Mr. Blowhard is touched by the book, but still insists on upholding the book ban. Suzy's solution? Blackmailing him with ''very'' compromising photographs of him dressed as a rabbit.
172	* In "Candidate Johnny", Johnny and Carl are running for Assistant Litter Commissioner.
173	-->'''Pops''': Carl has 99% of the vote.\
174	'''Johnny''': So wait, I only got 1%?\
175	'''Pops''': Actually, you got zero.\
176	'''Johnny''': How?\
177	''Cut to polling reporter''\
178	'''Reporter:''' Who do you prefer, Carl or Johnny?\
179	'''Man''': I like pie!\
180	''SpinningPaper, "Carl 99% [[TakeAThirdOption Pie 1%]] Johnny 0%"''\
181	'''Johnny''' [reading the paper]: I'm kind of worried, Pops. The pie has an impressive grasp of the issue.
182	** The pie is later included in a debate, with a headline later declaring "Pie Concedes 'I'm sickened and disgusted'". Johnny later eats the pie during the vote count.
183	** Johnny concludes his debate with "And that's why ozone depletion is our best friend!"
184	** Johnny decides to enter the campaign to impress the pretty members of the environmental council, and then asks one of them to help him tear down all of Carl's posters.
185	** When Johnny opens the hood on Carl's environmentally-friendly car, he finds that it's powered by a walnut and a glass of water, which according to Carl is [[ArtisticLicenseNuclearPhysics the same energy that powers the Sun]]. Johnny eats the walnut and drinks the water, but Carl worriedly states that [[TechnoBabble the electron balances in both have been very carefully calibrated]], and they explode leaving Johnny in a crater and covered in radiation, which Carl says should wear off long before election day.
186	** During Carl's speech in the debate, Johnny begins mudslinging towards Carl, mentioning that Carl [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking has six wives, is a convicted diamond smuggler, and took a rubber ducky to his high school prom.]] Out of all three lies, the one about the rubber ducky (which is heavily implied to be true) is the one that costs Carl the election.
187	* ''AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! takes deep breath AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!''
188	* In "Hail to the Chump", when Johnny becomes mayor Pops barges into his office saying that the city health officials tried to close down his diner. When Johnny asks if it was because there's asbestos in the chili Pops replies that it was because there's radon in the meatloaf, but his actual complaint was that he had to bribe the inspectors with two hunded bucks to go away when the old mayor only charged fifty.
189	** The reason Johnny becomes mayor? The Mayor and his entire administration gets a bad case of food poisoning from Pops' tuna at the Tuna Jamboree, and according to the town charter, in case the ruling council is incapacitated, authority shall be turned over to the village idiot, i.e. Johnny.
190	** When Carl tunnels out of prison with a spoon after Johnny enacts a law stating that all nerdy dweebs be imprisoned, he sees the Johnny-shaped sphinx and says that it's terrible... because a real sphinx faces north northeast and the proportions are off.
191	** When Johnny calls in his army of gorgeous women lawyers they march in to the tune of a sexy drum beat. Johnny then turns to one of his hot assistants, who just happens to be on the drum set, and says she doesn't have to play that every time the lawyers come in.
192	** When Carl leads a revolt against Johnny in the climax of the episode, he gives a long, winding speech about brotherhood and solidarity, to the point where his own mob gets sick of him and throws him out the window. They then depose Johnny and put him in stocks at the public square where he is [[ProducePelting pelted with fruit]].
193	* Johnny vs. a chess-playing supercomputer. Johnny breaks it.
194	-->'''Computer''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pk8HU52eRk THERE IS NO "KING ME" IN CHESS!]]
195	** Also:
196	--->'''Johnny''': Can I move here?\
197	'''Computer''': NO.
198	** Johnny fooling around with the chess pieces by holding two of them near his head.
199	-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, look at me! I'm a Martian!
200	** And finally, after Johnny's immaturity causes the computer to break down from...
201	-->'''Johnny:''' ''(Holds up a DeclarativeFinger)'' Anyone up for parcheesi?
202	* The episode "Send in the Clones", where Johnny mistakes a mad scientist's lab for his cable provider and unwittingly lets the scientist clone him, and the clones soon run amok. In particular, at one point Johnny tries to talk to a woman only to find that it's a Johnny clone in a dress, and the baby in his carriage is also a clone who asks Johnny for a dollar. As Johnny runs away, he passes by a Johnny dog.
203	** After the clones disappear, Johnny's mom states how she isn't sure if the Johnny left is the original Johnny. Once Johnny complains about having a pickle jar stuck on his head, Bunny proceeds to hug her son while declaring her joy that he is the real Johnny, ignoring Johnny's pleas that his oxygen is running out.
204	* "Tooth or Consequences"
205	** When Johnny informs Suzy that the Tooth Fairy isn't real, she says that she knew that the Easter Bunny wasn't real, but she had hoped the Tooth Fairy would be. While lamenting how he thoughtlessly crushed Suzy's imagination, Johnny stops and asks, "Wait a minute, there's no Easter Bunny?". Cue BigNo.
206	** For the second wish Johnny has to grant Suzy to convince her he's the Tooth Fairy, he has to take her to the petting zoo. Johnny's shenanigans end up sending the animals free. After getting arrested, the cop apprehending Johnny sheds a tear and states how he hopes the animals are okay. We then see the animals playing pool in a bar.
207	* From "Jumbo Johnny":
208	** When Johnny asks the SnakeOilSalesman if Uber Mass really works, the guy replies with "It's been scientifically tested by Dr. Floppy!". He then ducks under the table, sticks out a rabbit hand puppet wearing a doctor's uniform, declares "Uber Mass gets my seal of approval!" and sticks a A+ rosette on the cocktail on the cart.
209	** "[[DumbassHasAPoint Is it government approved?]]" "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Well, it ought to be, with such great chocolate taste!]]"
210	** The salesman even has [[CrazyPrepared a computer with a rendering of Johnny on it]].
211	--->'''Johnny:''' Hey, that's me! I'm pretty. Where'd you get that?\
212	'''Salesman:''' [[WildcardExcuse Internet]]!
213	** "Whoah! All the pixelated 2D babes I want!"
214	** "You're gonna like being huge, Johnny!"
215	---> '''Johnny:''' Yeah, I bet-hey, how'd you know my name?\
216	'''Salesman:''' (nervously grins, then dashes off)\
217	'''Johnny:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall (looks at the viewer)]] How do these people know my name?
218	** Johnny's reaction to waking to find himself obese after he drank a whole crate of Uber Mass at once (due to not having the patience to comply with consuming one shake every evening).
219	---> '''Johnny:''' Whoa mama! What the?! Hey, the Uber Mass...it worked! (flexes) I'm a ocean of muscle, ebbing and flowing on the tide of studliness!
220	** Johnny confronts the man who sold him the Uber Mass.
221	-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, you're that fellow that sold me the Uber Mass!\
222	'''Salesman:''' (''ducks down and gets back up with [[PaperThinDisguise Groucho Marx glasses]]'') No, no. He, uh, [[BlatantLies he died]].
223	** Johnny is given an antidote in a product called Inter Mass, which also has instructions to periodically consume one dose at a time over a period of six weeks. Having not learned his lesson on why patience is a virtue, Johnny again consumes all of it in one go and winds up with a body so tiny that it can't support the weight of his head.
224	* This exchange from "Beach Blanket Bravo":
225	-->'''Johnny Bravo:''' [Andy hands him a surfboard ahead of the competition] What am I supposed to do with this?\
226	'''Andy:''' You're supposed to...[[JiveTurkey "jazz the glass"]].\
227	'''Johnny Bravo''': Uh-uh, man. That sounds nasty!\
228	'''Andy:''' No. What kind of square are you? "Smooth the curl"...\
229	'''Johnny Bravo:''' No way, kid. [[NobodyTouchesTheHair I ain't smoothin' no curl, this hair's my crowning glory.]]\
230	'''Andy:''' No, trip the wave fantastic.\
231	'''Johnny Bravo:''' Come again?\
232	'''Andy:''' Surf, daddio, surf!\
233	'''Johnny Bravo:''' [realizing] Ohhh...
234	** The shark who tries to trick humans into swimming with him. No one falls for it for a second. Well, except Johnny.
235	* In "Johnny's Inferno", Johnny is looking at a muscle-building magazine when a little girl shouts, "Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of ''almost naked men!''" A bunch of heads turn his way, and with all eyes on him, Bravo defensively gets in the girl's face to declare, "This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look ''like'' this, not ''at'' this. I've got nothing to be ashamed of!" shamefully tosses a few bucks to the clerk and tells her it's the TV guide.
236	** The demon Johnny summons, Derek, tries his best to get Johnny to commit evil acts, but not only are most of them PokeThePoodle, they end up backfiring in positive ways. For example, he has Johnny bring 11 items to the 10 Items or Less line in the grocery store, and pay with pennies. ''Canadian pennies!''
237	--->'''Clerk''': screams in horror\
238	'''Demon''': [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!]]\
239	'''Clerk''': [[BaitAndSwitch I've been looking for one of these rare coins for my collection for years!]]
240	** He also alters the YouMustBeThisTallToRide sign at an amusement park and hogs the rides for himself and Johnny while mocking the kids, at least until the car they're riding in snaps off.
241	** Before that, he makes Johnny dance on grass protected by a "Keep Off" sign to tear it up... only for a horrifically mutated rabbit to claw itself up from beneath the ground, revealing that several barrels of toxic waste were buried under the grass, and he just saved citizens from danger.
242	** When Derek finally gets sick of Johnny mucking up his plans, he [[DemonicPossession possesses him]] to use his body for evil. They get lunch at Pops's place first. Pops [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness immediately realizes]] that something is wrong...
243	--->'''Carl''': Hey, Pops. Hey, Johnny.\
244	'''Pops''': Johnny's actin' weird, Carl. I suspect he's been possessed by an evil entity.\
245	'''Carl''': How do you know?\
246	'''Pops''': He tried to ''pay for his meal!''
247	** Keep in mind that Derek is trying to get Johnny to commit an evil deed, yet he tries to pay for a meal that Johnny would have bailed on.
248	** We eventually discover what Derek's big master plan is...turning off a power switch at the local water reservoir.
249	--->'''Carl''': ...big deal, that won't hurt anyone!\
250	'''Derek!Johnny''': No, but it ''will'' give the water a nasty, metally taste!
251	* In "Enter the Chipmunk", Johnny tries to recreate the incident where he became a karate master with a [[SquirrelsInMyPants chipmunk in his pants]] to impress a girl. He does this by slathering himself in peanut butter and calling out for a chipmunk in an oak tree. Suddenly, a whole bunch of other animals (including MisplacedWildlife like a penguin, a vulture and a tiger in the city) comes at him from all sides in a BigBallOfViolence for the peanut butter.
252	-->'''Johnny''' (in a twisted heap and pulls out a tape-recorder): NoteToSelf: don't do that again.
253	** Johnny wins the karate tournament. Unfortunately, his instructor bet ''against'' him. By taking out a second mortgage on his house.
254	-->'''Master Hama:''' YOU ''RUIN'' ME!!
255	* The ending of "Date with an Antelope", where Johnny and Carol's crab ex-boyfriend Ned wind up being cellmates after their fracas at the restaurant and fight over the bunk beds.
256	-->'''Ned:''' The bottom one's mine! Go near it and die!\
257	'''Johnny:''' Don't make me step on you, man!
258	* "My Fair Dork" has a bit where Skippy accidentally causes a man wearing a toupee to fall into a water fountain. A mother encourages her daughter to make a wish on the bald man. After the girl wishes for a pony, her wish comes true. The mother then tries to wish for a husband but is disappointed when her wishing doesn't work.
259	** "'May I court you?!' You sound like one of the ''Little Rascals!"''
260	* "Twas the Night"
261	** When Johnny delivers presents to Jungle Boy and the animals of the jungle he lives in, King Raymond isn't happy to receive a lump of coal.
262	-->'''Johnny:''' Sorry, Magilla. Just following orders.
263	** The Mayor of Aron City facing the wrath of his wife after it turns out that Johnny mistakenly delivered his mother's coat to the mayor's house, resulting in the mayor's wife [[MistakenForCheating assuming her husband is cheating on her with a woman named Bunny]].
264	* This exchange from "Over the Hump"
265	-->'''Johnny:''' Is there a movie on this flight?\
266	'''Sergeant:''' Oui, monsieur. It is entitled [[SuddenlyShouting SHUT YOUR MOUTH!]]\
267	'''Johnny:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Never seen it. Any chicks in it?]]
268	* The ending of "Going Batty", where after the vampire couple Lois and Woody reunite, it turns out everyone else at the establishment is a vampire (with the exceptions of a few werewolves and a gnome). Everyone then does a conga line while singing "Buffalo Gals".
269	* One of the between-segments shorts consists of a parody of the classic Tootsie Pop commercial that starts with Jungle Boy asking Mr. Vulture how many licks it takes to get to the sugary center of a Sugar Sucker. Mr. Vulture tells him to ask Johnny Bravo, but it doesn't go over well.
270	-->'''Jungle Boy:''' Mr. Bravo, how many licks does it--\
271	'''Johnny:''' Hey! Free lollipops! (''grabs Jungle Boy's Sugar Sucker, unwraps it, bites off the candy part and hands the stick back to Jungle Boy'') Thanks, kid!
272	* "Doomates"
273	** Much to Johnny's dismay, his mom ruins his TV viewing by installing a V-chip to block out the shows he wants to watch.
274	-->'''Bunny:''' I'm installing a V-chip to screen out all the mindless garbage...before it rots your brain!\
275	'''Johnny:''' [[IResembleThatRemark Mindless garbage not rot brain.]]
276	** Johnny tries to get his mom to change her mind about the V-chip installation by addressing that he is a grown man and must be treated as such. After his mom still says no, [[HypocriticalHumor Johnny then starts crying and throwing a tantrum]].
277	** Johnny self-destructing Carl's toy spaceship after making it go into Carl's mouth.
278	-->'''Carl:''' [[TranquilFury That wasn't very nice, Johnny.]]
279	** Trying to gain some independence, Johnny decides to rent a room from Pop's (which turns out to be a trailer precariously teetering on the edge of a cliff), but since he's broke, he offers Carl to be his roommate for 50 bucks... which he almost immediately regrets when Carl starts laughing like a lunatic in response.
280	--> '''Johnny''': What have I done...
281	** When showing them the trailer, Pop's advice before running off with the money is to "not make any sudden movements".
282	* "Panic in Jerky Town" has Johnny winning a contest where he has to write a 7,000-page essay on jerky. Pops is impressed that Johnny is able to write something that long, to which Johnny replies by saying that it's easy. We then see a brief flashback that implies a huge portion of the essay is just "very" written over and over.
283	** The episode turns out to be a CharlieAndTheChocolateParody revolving around Johnny's favorite brand of jerky being the creation of an enigmatic Willy Wonka-esque inventor and his staff of tiny cowboys.
284	** Johnny's meltdown over the the shocking secret ingredient of his favorite jerky: ''soy.''
285	* "As I Lay Hiccuping"
286	** Johnny's mom berates him for eating too fast by ordering that he eat like a human being. We then see Johnny eating his cereal while dangling from a tire swing like a monkey.
287	** This exchange:
288	-->'''Johnny:''' You must be the foxy nurse!\
289	-->'''Doctor:''' I'm the doctor, ''fathead.''\
290	-->'''Johnny:''' Well, Dr. Fathead... ''(starts hiccuping again)''
291	** The doctor shows an X-ray of Johnny's head revealing that inside is a monkey and a gerbil getting into a fight during a game of checkers.
292	-->'''Johnny:''' The gerbil controls the right side of my brain. The monkey works on my people skills.
293	** Pops offers his old family remedy to cure Johnny's hiccups, which at first appears to be repeatedly electrocuting Johnny with a car battery, but it turns out he got his family cures mixed up.
294	* "Karma Krisis" is chock-full of 'em. Johnny tears up a chain letter which brings him bad luck. Hijinks ensue.
295	** Johnny creating a statue profile of himself. In chopped liver.
296	** Johhny is on the couch watching TV:
297	-->'''Music/DionneWarwick''': My psychic buddies are waiting for your call.
298	-->'''Johnny''': Keep waiting. ''changes channel''
299	** ''Bikini Bungie Jumping'' hits technical difficulties and is replaced with a man reading the Pennsylvania Penal Code.
300	** Johnny goes to the Gym and is kicked out due to a new "No Johnnies" policy.
301	** The [[DiabolusExMachina disasters]] that befall Johnny: a falling meteor destroys his bike, he gets run over by Shriners in little cars, and trampled by elephants in a circus parade.
302	** Carl gives Johnny "scientific" advice to fix his bad luck: Spin a sack of salamis in the cornfield while yodeling at the break of dawn.
303	** "Can you spell ''Hemorrhage''?"
304	** After an entire day filled with misfortune, Johnny [[BrickJoke receives a visit from]] ''Dionne Warwick'' herself. How does she arrive? Through a purple bubble that floats down from the sky.
305	-->'''Johnny''': Dionne Warwick? ''acts like he's using the tv remote to change the channel'' Sorry, reflex.
306	** The episode ends with Dionne convincing Johnny that his bad luck is just [[TemptingFate silly superstition]]... then all the bad things that happened to Johnny start to happen to her in rapid succession.
307	* "Jurassic Dork"
308	** The thought process Johnny goes through to rationalize breaking open the dinosaur egg he's mistaken for a model kit (which is interrupted by the egg hatching).
309	-->'''Johnny:''' What would a crusty, one-legged sea captain do? (''Johnny imagines a sea captain with an eyepatch and a hook for a hand appearing over his shoulder'')\
310	'''Sea Captain:''' Arrgh! Smash it on the table and crack it open like a walnut!\
311	'''Johnny:''' Thanks, Captain!
312	** "Mama, you wouldn't happen to have anything to counteract a highly corrosive digestive enzyme, would you?"
313	** Johnny rushes over to defend Mr. Wuggles from the military.
314	-->'''Johnny:''' Wait, Susan!\
315	'''General:''' That's General!\
316	'''Johnny:''' Right. What did I say?
317	** The episode ends with the general trying to clarify to the audience that no army personnel were harmed in the making of this cartoon, only for Mr. Wuggles to eat him mid-sentence.
318	* "I Dream of Johnny"
319	** Johnny screaming "I'm blind" after seeing that the belly dancer is a man rather than a woman like he expected.
320	** Johnny's wish for a talking monkey doesn't end well when it turns out the monkey wants to dissect and freeze-dry Johnny's brain.
321	** Johnny's wish for a woman who shares his good looks and personality results in him being married to a woman who is essentially him in drag. All of their kids are exactly like Johnny as well, save for one that takes after ''Karl,'' much to Johnny's absolute horror.
322	-->'''Female Johnny''': Oh dang, it's the mangoes.
323	-->'''Johnny:''' You mean the kids.
324	-->'''Female Johnny''': Right, what did I say?
325	* "Gentleman Johnny" ''All of it.''
326	-->'''Pops''': Why, I bet you I can turn Johnny from simian to sophisticate by next Tuesday!
327	-->'''Karl''': And the loser has to perform a Mexican hat dance for twenty-four hours straight!
328	-->'''Johnny''': ''(balancing spoons on his face)'' Hey, look at me - I'm spoon man!
329	-->'''Pops''': ''(beat)'' Better make that Wednesday.
330	** Johnny loses his patience with Karl and dumps him in an aquarium of piranhas. He does it a second time, but with his pinkies out.
331	-->'''Pops''': Good thing I fed them this morning.
332	** This gem:
333	-->'''Johnny''': ''(muffled, trying to talk with an overstuffed mouth before swallowing)'' -and then my pants fell down.
334	* "Freudian Dip"
335	** When Johnny is sleep-deprived from his nightmares, Suzy asks Bunny if it's because he's been chasing cars again. Bunny says otherwise, saying that was "just a phase."
336	** Little Suzy tells Johnny to think back.
337	-->'''Johnny:''' AAAGHH!! Dinosaurs!\
338	'''Little Suzy:''' Not ''that'' far back.
339	** We see a flashback of Carl picking on Johnny when they were kids, and Carl's rationale for doing so is that he's ''three weeks older'' than Johnny.
340	* "Home Alone"
341	** Right when Johnny's mom considers hiring a babysitter to look after Johnny while she's away, Donny Osmond appears at the front door, only for Johnny to shut the door and barricade it immediately.
342	** Johnny insists that he doesn't need any supervision by pointing to a sign on the wall saying he hasn't had an accident in three days. Not long after that, he trips and falls face-first into the popcorn on the floor, which he then starts eating. Johnny's mom then removes the "3" from the sign.
343	* "T is for Trouble"
344	** Johnny and Mr. T's argument at the beginning, especially when Johnny points out that there's no T in "verbalizin'", Mr. T insists that the T is silent and Johnny tries to address that there isn't a T in that word in the first place before Mr. T interrupts him again.
345	** Johnny huddling into a TroubledFetalPosition every time he's reminded of his childhood bully Little Ricky Simmons.
346	* "Johnny Makeover"
347	** Johnny confusing [[WesternAnimation/DynomuttDogWonder the Blue Falcon]] with Batman.
348	** Music/WeirdAlYankovic gives Johnny his own hairdo, which Johnny doesn't appreciate. Weird Al insists that this is the right call.
349	-->'''Weird Al:''' Have you ever had a date with Britney Spears?\
350	'''Johnny:''' No.\
351	'''Weird Al:''' Then obviously, you're doing something wrong!
352	** The Blue Falcon, Creator/DonKnotts and Weird Al turn out to be able to fly at the end of the episode, which Weird Al justifies on the basis that the three of them can do anything.
353
354
355	!!Meta:
356	* The DVDCommentary on the Cartoon Network [=Hall-of-Fame=] Season 1 DVD set has some gems:
357	** Jeff Bennett slips into character as Johnny Bravo several times, including in the commentary with Van Partible for the show's pilot episode when talking about [[OffModel an animation error where Johnny's body from the waist down abruptly disappears]]:
358	--->'''Bennett''' (''as Johnny'') "I've been sawed in half, baby. I don't like it one bit. My legs are kinda tiny, but come on..."

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