Line #26 Funny/JoJosBizarreAdventureAllStarBattle


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10	* The matchups in PV 4 are, as follows; Father vs. Daughter, Gangster vs. Delinquent, Avenger vs. Avenger, Wind vs. Flame, Gun vs. Gun, Relarelarela vs. Rerorerorero... Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda vs. Dorararararararararararararararararararararara...
11	* The sheer dissonance one can get from customizing win images and taunts. So you can get things like a winning image of Shigechi grinning happily while the text box has him ominously state he has a bad feeling, or an image of Will A. Zeppeli sneezing while offering to tell his opponent about his life story.
12	** For Rohan: Taunt B (Holds pens in front of his face, looking amazed) + "Let's see how this tastes." = Rohan the ExtremeOmnivore. Just As Disturbing In Context, since that quote is originally associated with a pose that has him point ''[[IAmAHumanitarian at his opponent]]''.
13	** And a similar situation for Gappy: Apply his Taunt B vocal ("Delicious!") to his Taunt A animation (pointing fiercely at his enemy.) Cue Gappy pointing at them and shouting "DELICIOUS!" while ''grinning''. Yet another is applying that very same vocal to his Taunt D animation, where he yells "DELICIOUS!" while pointing [[{{Autocannibalism}} at himself.]]
14	** And a similar note for Kars: Equip his Taunt A animation with his Taunt D vocal ("Ha ha ha ha ha! You've certainly got guts!") and watch his mouth go from grinning and laughing to dropping his smile in an instant. How very HaHaHaNo. Heck, that line gives a Ha Ha Ha No vibe with ''every'' pose except its default, and even then, if you perform it with Ultimate Kars, his mouth actually animates now only to go through the same HaHaHaNo motions.
15	** Another, this time for Fugo. Heartfelt voiceover and winquote congratulating his opponent for their efforts, accompanied by a win screen of an enraged Fugo shaking his fist at them and screaming at them.
16	** Zeppeli victory pose C (spitting out Hamon wine projectiles) + "Ah-choo!" = Sneezing wine projectiles.
17	** Zeppeli taunt pose B (holding his arms out in a BringIt pose) + "You wouldn't happen to have a corkscrew, would ya?" = MundaneMadeAwesome.
18	** Part 3 Jotaro, Okuyasu and Rohan can each combine their "point at opponent" taunts with their uproarious laughter soundbytes, instantly turning all three of them into total [[JerkAss jerks]].
19	** Foo Fighters' (''R'') literal finger-gun taunt pose + "Hey, what's the opposite of coffee?"
20	** Stroheim's (''R'') taunt pose E (recoiling in shock) + "What the-- This is a surprise! That you're so unbearably weak!"
21	** Diego (''R'') taunt pose C (pointing menacingly) + "(sniff sniff...) [[MustHaveCaffeine Coffee...I smell coffee...]]"
22	** Kakyoin's notorious cherry licking can be done with a totally straight face if you equip it with any of his taunt animations that aren't the corresponding one, and the same can be said of the inverse.
23	* Baoh's expression rarely changes, which makes for some pretty amusing situations where other characters look like they're freaking out, such as when hit by Giorno's slow-mo punch, or when subjected to some Dramatic Finishes (particularly Philadelphia Coastline's). The only time where he looks relatively surprised is when he finds himself in Reimi's Alley.
24	* The sheer fact that, despite being there when the Universe is constantly being destroyed and/or reborn, both Funny Valentine (Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, allowing travel through alternate universes) and Kira, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI1K1jPlzng who's brought Hayato with him AND can send poor Pucci back in time]] can be total pains in Father Pucci's ass. And it is HILARIOUS.
25	** One comment sums the Kira part up.
26	--->Kira: REWIIIINNNNDDDD LOLOLOLOLOL\
27	Pucci: We're in fucking hyperspace... [[HyperspaceArsenal WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE KID??!!]]
28	* The fact that the game says that the character is "Retired" after being knocked out, no matter what finished them off. Especially with some of the Situational Finishers like being disintegrated [[note]]DIO's Mansion with vampires and Pillar Men[[/note]], being dragged to the world of dead [[note]]Morioh[[/note]], blown up by a [[ExplosiveLeash Like A Virgin wristbomb]] [[note]]Everglades, ''R'' exclusive[[/note]] and being crushed inside a garbage truck[[note]]Rome Streets[[/note]].
29	* On both versions of the game, a random character [[TitleScream says the game's name on the title screen]], which is all well and good. But the one that will cause the most controller-dropping laughter is Ghiaccio in ''R'' who, being [[HairTriggerTemper Ghiaccio]], will outright [[TitleScream scream the name out like he's about to feed it his GHA.]]
30	* One of the battles in ''All-Star Battle mode'' features Valentine fighting Kira at the latter's home, with the explanation being that Valentine sensed Kira while traveling the multiverse and decided to investigate. Naturally, Kira is none to happy about someone not only finding out about his secret, but also attacking him at this home.
31	* The tense and threatening "Eccentric Blaze King Esidisi" (the named character's theme) is mostly synthesizer, except for the one guitar part in the center. And what's the guitar playing? "[[Music/{{ACDC}} Back in Black]]", of course!
32	** Perhaps even better is that it opens with the same opening guitar riff from "Thunderstruck"
33	* Stephen Steel is the "host" for the Campaign mode. Choose to leave it and he goes a little... overboard.
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37	* William A. Zeppeli's backwards walking animation. There are no words for how goofy it looks and sounds.
38	* One of the English localisation's [[AccidentalInnuendo rather naughty]]-sounding lines in story mode for Part 1:
39	-->''Zeppeli drives his fist deep into Dio, hoping to blast his Hamon energy into him.''
40	* Zeppeli's Taunt D quote 2:
41	-->'''Zeppeli:''' I love the sound of Overdrive in the morning!
42	* One of Speedwagon's "round win" quotes is "I didn't come this far just to hold you and Mr. Joestar back!", a quote that that only makes sense if he's fighting Will Zeppeli and ''literally nobody else''.
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46	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU-4XQ8Qd1g Joseph's counter taunt]] special. He says "Your next sentence is: <opponent's taunt>". Then the opponent is forced to taunt and his/her "taunting panel" appears, then they realize what Joseph did and their "taunting panel" is changed to their "being taunted panel".
47	** Even funnier is how he literally imitates Part 3 DIO's "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" and Valentine's "DOJYAAA~N!"
48	** Made even ''more'' funny how he imitates the way Iggy chews his gum. And that the narrator has to helpfully point out that Iggy is shocked.
49	** Best of all is how he imitates Baoh's "BARUBARUBARUBARUBARUBARU!", and Baoh being shocked at Joseph's correct guess... despite the fact that Baoh ''cannot say anything else'' in his battle form. And, as such, the narrator must convey Baoh's shock for us, as opposed to Baoh gasping in surprise like the other characters.
50	** ''R'' takes this a step further and has him do ''[[VoiceChangeling impressions]]'' of the other characters, which makes it quite hilarious to hear him imitate Esidisi or Shigechi's voices or his completely serious mimicry of Yukako professing her loving thoughts of Koichi. And yes, he even imitates Pet Shop's completely incomprehensible wing lick and Ghiaccio's comically long rant, too. And then there's [[TheStoic Wonder of U]], which has Joseph ''utterly fail'' to come up with any statement to imitate and has him merely ask if the Stand is even paying attention. [[GameplayAndStoryIntegration WoU doesn't even lose meter in the exchange.]]
51	* Speaking of Joseph, the Western release of the game does a good job of finding a way to deal with his old "Happy, joy-py, nice to meet you-py!" taunt line, by changing it to a cute little {{Spoonerism}} instead: "Damn meased to pleet ya!"
52	* Also, Joseph has the fastest backwards running speed. RUN AWAY!
53	** Heck, it's even listed ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome as a special move.]]''
54	* What's Stroheim's default taunt? Why, [[Memes/JoJosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency what else]] ''could'' it be?
55	-->'''Stroheim:''' [[YouFool BRRRRRRRRRAKAMONO GA!!!]]
56	** On the subject of Stroheim; the name of his Style? [[StupidJetpackHitler "Best Science In The World"]].
57	** One of Stroheim's "round win" animations has him lean forward and point at the opponent while laughing his ass off, a reference to when he did the same while observing Santana.
58	** Calling Stroheim a LargeHam would be underselling just how off the wall his attitude is. It's obvious that his voice actor was having an absolute blast recording his lines.
59	* [[MythologyGag When Esidisi dies, his brain pops out of his head.]]
60	** His counter where he starts crying. Silently when the command is input, then when hit he lets out a "HEEEEEEY!" and then whines that "IT'S NOT FAIR!". The opponent gets so shocked they get a huge drop to their HH Gauge.
61	** You can buy special stickers for characters to use in their taunts and victory screens. Most of them are Araki's signature unsound effects in katakana... except for the aformentioned "HEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" writen in plain english!
62	* [[https://24.media.tumblr.com/23878fff45f224290b63071d2a4547c3/tumblr_n5j832QUFv1rg54u2o1_1280.jpg "Why did it have to come to this? You are tearing me APART, Lisa Lisa!"]] Yes, Joseph's unique victory quote against Lisa Lisa is a reference to ''Film/TheRoom2003'', [[FridgeLogic over half a century before it was even released]], and yes, it's freakin' hilarious.
63	* Strangely, ''R'' now prints Lisa Lisa's name as "Lisa Lisa (Elizabeth)". Apparently that part had to be specified.
64	* Kars' Ultimate Life Form/Being title gets re-localized as Ultimate Thing in ''R'' which, while a more direct translation of the Japanese title (the original Japanese version had "Ultimate Thing" in GratuitousEnglish), ends up sounding more silly in comparison.
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68	* The fact that Hol Horse's [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain rotten luck]] persists in the All Star Battle League, losing all three of his fights and being the first to suffer one of the stages' Situation Finishes.
69	* Iggy's GHA. Depending on his "outfit", he either (normal) bites the opponent's nose, or (pre-ArtEvolution) [[{{Fartillery}} farts in their face]].
70	** An Iggy MirrorMatch is hilarious. There's just something about two Boston Terriers trying to get the drop on each other.
71	*** Just as funny is what Giorno's HHA does against the (pre-ArtEvolution) Iggy. While the normal has what would happen if you punched a dog in the face, PAE Iggy gets the silliest face where his jaw flaps out!
72	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybZ159U-MMc Jotaro has a taunt where he]] ''bursts out laughing.'' And he totally did so in the manga too. This can be so OutOfCharacter it's hilarious for some who haven't read the manga yet.
73	* Jean Pierre Polnareff was localized as... Jean Pierre '''Eiffel'''. His name ''is'' still a musical reference, although the band he's now referencing, Eiffel 65, wouldn't be formed until ''eight years'' after his first manga appearance. Sadly though (depending on if you find it funny or not), ''R'' would change his name back to Polnareff.
74	* Polnareff's bewildered reaction to each of Passione (Part 5 protagonists, sans Fugo) greeting him like they know him following by an insistence he doesn't know who they are.
75	* Part 3 Joseph's GratuitousEnglish taunts: "[[BigOMG OH MY GOD!]]", "HOLY SHIT!", and "SON OF A BITCH!" Made all the more amusing in the Japanese version when they're all spelled out in capital English letters.
76	* Remember Part 2 Joseph's special ability to sprint in the opposite direction of his opponent? Part 3 Joseph sure does, and still puts that legwork to good use.
77	* Avdol's HHA line translates to: "Magician's Red does not forgive you." followed by his trademark "Yes, I AM!" Was subbed in the overseas original release as "Who's the man?" which just makes his line oddly {{Adorkable}}. ''R'' would fix it back to the more sensible and accurate but less funny "Magician's Red will not stand for this!"
78	* And then there's Kakyoin's mirror match quotes.
79	--> '''p1!Kakyoin''': [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Noriaki Kakyoin]].
80	--> '''p2!Kakyoin''': No need to say it twice.
81	* The Dramatic Finish for the Cairo Bridge stage is the opponent getting caught in The World's time stopping powers and subsequently having a steamroller dropped on them by DIO. This very thing can also happen ''after'' DIO knocks someone out with his GHA, implying he crushed them with one steamroller, stopped time again, and grabbed a second one because one wasn't enough, apparently.
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85	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq9sfPx8EUY Josuke's infinite]].
86	** His GHA. Josuke heals his opponent to full health, then batters them so badly, they're worse off than before. Especially in the case of Johnny. Josuke's heal allows him to stand again, but the ensuing beatdown cripples him once more. Looks like the only thing worse than insulting Josuke's hair is mockingly complimenting it. Here's the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4VR86Os4wo link.]]
87	--->'''Josuke:''' ''[[HarmfulHealing The way I see it, if I make you well again, and]] ''[[InsaneTrollLogic then]]'' [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown kick your ass, I won't be "bullying the weak" then,]] '''[[ToThePain will I?]]'''''\
88	'''Crazy Diamond:''' ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown DORA!! Dorararararararararara! DORA!!]]''
89	** Everyone has a different reaction to his pompadour hairstyle.
90	*** Jonathan: He wonders if he can hit that hairstyle with a ripple attack!
91	---->'''Jonathan:''' What would my Hamon do to that crazy hair of yours?
92	*** William A. Zeppeli: Wonders if he's hiding something in his hair.
93	---->'''Will A. Zeppeli:''' That's the strangest head I have ever seen! What secrets doth it hold, I wonder?
94	*** Joseph: Claims that Josuke's hair makes his head look big. Particularly funny when you consider they're father and son.
95	---->'''Joseph:''' That hair makes your head look stupid huge, bro!
96	*** Stroheim (''R''): The sight of Josuke's hair causes to Stroheim to burst out laughing, and since this is [[LargeHam Stroheim]], naturally his laughter can be heard all the way from Neptune.
97	---->'''Stroheim:''' '''Uh-hee uh-hee hee hee hee!''' Your hair is '''''OUTRAGEOUS!'''''
98	*** Polnareff: Offers to give Josuke a haircut.
99	---->'''Polnareff:''' Shall I trim your hair into something less like a Cro-Magnon man?
100	*** Hol Horse: Offers Josuke a hat to cover his pomp.
101	---->'''Hol Horse:''' I can lend you a hat if you wanna cover that disaster up!
102	*** Iggy: Being a dog, he insults it, and Josuke [[TalkingAnimal SOMEHOW]] knows he's mocking him!
103	---->'''Iggy:''' I'm gonna tear out your hair and fart in your face!
104	*** Pet Shop (''R''): Just like in ''Eyes of Heaven'', Pet Shop just squawks at it and somehow Josuke STILL flies off the handle at him. And unlike Iggy's dialogue, Pet Shop's bird noises aren't even translated at all, just subtitled phoenetically. And Josuke, somehow fluent in falcon, still decides the bird has to die.
105	*** Old Joseph: he snickers that Josuke's parents must be ashamed of how he styles his hair. ''Joseph is Josuke's biological father!''
106	---->'''Old Joseph:''' Well, look at that! A head not even a mother could love!
107	*** DIO: he proclaims Josuke's hair looks like [[PrecisionFStrike cowshit]].
108	---->'''DIO:''' Your hair's like a pile of cow dung by the side of the road!
109	*** [[MirrorMatch Josuke]]:
110	---->'''Josuke:''' Your hair... is ''not'' [[GratuitousEnglish GREAT]].[=/=]Hey, great haircut... NOT.\
111	'''[[MirrorMatch Josuke]]:''' ''The hell did you say about my hair?!''
112	*** [[WithFriendsLikeThese Okuyasu]]: Calls out said pomp as "old". ESPECIALLY in the localisation:
113	---->'''Okuyasu:''' Nice haircut! Welcome to like, twenty years ago!
114	*** Yukako (''R''):
115	---->'''Yukako:''' [[BrutalHonesty Let me be frank here. Your hairdo sucks.]]
116	*** Giorno: Has the balls to claim his hair's better arranged. The same Giorno with [[HypocriticalHumor hair donuts.]]
117	---->'''Giorno:''' My hair obviously puts yours to shame!
118	*** Mista: Whether or not he's being InnocentlyInsensitive is up for debate.
119	---->'''Mista:''' I love your hair! [[MistakenForClown You look just like a clown!]]
120	*** Trish (''R''): Sounds ''genuinely traumatized'' by Josuke's hair.
121	----> '''Trish:''' What is that hairstyle? That's so lqme! ''It's the lamest thing I have ever seen!!''
122	*** Prosciutto (''R''): Calls it old like Okuyasu, but in a much more savage manner.
123	---->'''Prosciutto:''' I'd turn you old, but your hair's already out of date!
124	*** Risotto (''R''): Seems to either be threatening to use Metallica on it or genuinely offering Josuke a new pair of scissors.
125	---->'''Risotto:''' I'll give you all the razors and scissors you want. Just get rid of that hairstyle at once!
126	*** Jolyne: Her localisation line:
127	---->'''Jolyne:''' I've seen [[InsultToRocks drag queens with better hair]]!
128	*** Johnny: [[TemptingFate Dryly and sarcastically compliments said hairdo, saying it looks "super great." But of course, Josuke detects sarcasm and gets his powerup anyway.]] Also his localized line.
129	---->'''Johnny:''' I love your hair! It's the craziest stuff I've ever seen!
130	*** Gyro: Professes his desire to stomp all over Josuke's pomp.
131	---->'''Gyro:''' Your name must be whack-a-mole, because I want to stomp your silly looking head down!
132	*** Valentine: Declares that he would never allow such a God-awful hairstyle in his country. Yeah, [[Music/ElvisPresley good luck with that, Prez]].
133	---->'''Valentine:''' The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!
134	*** Parallel World Diego (''R''): Like Prosciutto before, the way Parallel Diego's calls Josuke's hair out of date is ''priceless''.
135	---->'''P. Diego:''' Seriously, that hair? I don't even need to stop time, because you're already stuck in another decade!
136	*** Baoh: Since Ikuro[=/=]Baoh can't talk properly, the narrator speaks for him, claiming that [[TemptingFate Baoh doesn't like how Josuke's pompadour smells. Yet Josuke, seemingly able to hear said narrator, gets pissed off and takes it out on poor Ikuro]].
137	---->'''Narrator:''' Baoh has detected the scent of his foe's hairstyle... and he doesn't like it one bit!
138	*** If either Johnny, Gyro, Diego or Parallel Diego are on their horses when this happens, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the horses run for it]]; leaving their hapless riders to the [[ThisIsGonnaSuck inevitable beatdown Josuke is going to give to them]].
139	* The last part of Okuyasu's Great Heat Attack. After a painful beatdown with The Hand, Okuyasu gives his opponent a badass glare and a smirk... then a flowerpot comes out of nowhere and whacks him in the face.
140	* The All Star Battle League's Final 4: [[WorldsStrongestMan Jotaro Kujo,]] [[TimeStandsStill Dio Brando,]] [[MakingASplash Caesar Zeppeli,]] and... [[MakeSomeNoise Koichi Hirose.]] Well, [[TheRuntAtTheEnd one of those contestants doesn't seem to fit.]]
141	* The localized Story Mode gives us this line: [[AccidentalInnuendo Okuyasu takes Rohan from behind, warning him not to make a move.]]
142	* The Western localization changes Kosaku-Kira's taunt line "I, Yoshikage Kira, have luck on my side!" to the strangely {{Adorkable}} "Everything's coming up Kira!" This dialogue thankfully made it to ''R'' nice and unchanged, too.
143	* Another Okuyasu gem: His line against Josuke in Story mode when they first meet ("Josuke Higashikata, I, Okuyasu Nijimura, will destroy you with The Hand!") is translated in the localised version as the almost ridiculously hilarious "[[{{Pun}} Josuke Higashikata, you better get ready to talk to the HAND!]]"
144	** Localised!Okuyasu is a goldmine (this winquote was slightly watered down in ''R'', replacing "the clap" with "the plague".):
145	--->'''Okuyasu Victory D:''' I'll take anything you got! Unless it's the clap.
146	* Kira's death cry is to ''scream'' [[BigWhat "NAAAAANNNNNIIII???!!!!"]] as loud and as long as he can.
147	** If he wins against "future self" Kosaku, he'll be annoyed that "Kosaku" is stealing his gimmick.
148	---> '''Kira:''' I'll be the one who drops bombs around here, thanks.
149	* The fact that Kira's infamous Mona Lisa speech is one of the unlockable winquotes for Kosaku. Effectively, this means Kosaku can blow mobsters, presidents, and vampires to absolute smithereens with Killer Queen, and then ramble to them about how he got an erection looking at a piece of classic artwork afterwards.
150	* In one of the what if scenarios, Okuyasu has to fight Vanilla Ice. He comments that "Cream" is a pretty cute name for a stand. Knowing what Vanilla Ice is capable of doing, it comes out as hilarious.
151	* The Dramatic Finish: for the Kira State stage, the opponent crashes into a table and it causes a notebook to fall on the floor and we get a [[ExtremeCloseUp dramatic close-up]] on its contents... [[MundaneMadeAwesome Kira's registry of his nail cutting habits]] and a note saying that [[SeriousBusiness he's invincible in years when his nails grow more than 30 cm]].
152	* If Yuya fights against Abacchio he immediately can tell that [[IAteWhat something is wrong with the tea he's being offered]].
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156	* Giorno's HHA when done on Polnareff: His tongue shoots out and stretches up to his right ear! (Which totally happened in the manga, too.)
157	** It's funny as heck how, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRukV7FxxA4 while everyone reacts to this HHA with pain, shock, or anger,]] when Baoh gets hit with this move while at full health, [[DullSurprise he has an absolutely expressionless, unchanging look on his face.]] Even when his health's low enough to trigger an expression change, it still looks quite funny, like he's chewing gum.
158	* If Fugo wins a round without ending the match, [[TheBerserker Purple Haze]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FuTJI_sUa0 will sometimes do a silly dance while chuckling.]]
159	* By default, Fugo's Taunt A has him declaring his respect for his opponent. Which still causes them to react with shock and lose meter. Who knew Fugo's good sportsmanship was so debilitating?
160	* Mista, Narancia, and Fugo have the now-famous Torture Dance as unlockable taunts. Yeah, those three just ''break out dancing'' just to rub it in. The same dance they forced poor Mario Zucchero to watch.
161	** Something especially funny about this dance is [[https://youtu.be/0yCNj6S3TzQ how they end said taunt]]. The poses they make look remarkably similar to [[https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/JOJO_A-GO!GO!?file=JoJoGoGoPart5.png this gem]].
162	* Now, we all know that most of the Stands in the game had to be renamed for the English version because copyright law in Japan is radically different than the rest of the world. But Part 5 got hit particularly bad. Sticky Fingers, just to name one, is now ''Zipper Man''. And the best part is that this was apparently Araki's idea.
163	* Should two Stands clash, we get an awesome QuickTimeEvent where the two try to overpower each other. Except in Mista's case, where Sex Pistols is too small to go toe-to-toe with the on average human-sized Stands most of the other combatants wield so he instead smashes his ''regular, human knee'' into the Stand's fist and then furiously unloads his gun into them. Crosses over with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
164	* In ''R'', Prosciutto and Pesci's style is listed as "Bro and Mammoni".
165	* While Prosciutto looms threateningly in his intro, Pesci just points at the camera while making the goofiest expression he possibly can.
166	* Ghiaccio's GHA starts with a burst of cold air to immobilize his enemy but instead of any further use after that, the move instead changes to his "Venezia" rant turned into an attack. He can beat up the likes of a superpowerful vampire lord, the ultimate life form, a sentient plankton colony and the American president with the power of being ludicrously irrationally angry about how people say "Venice."
167	** Bonus hilarity points if he uses it against Risotto Nero, who properly uses "Venezia" in their shared intro.
168	* Three of Ghiaccio's battles in All-Star Battle mode are against Stand users with bullets (Mista, Hol Horse, and Johnny). When fighting Johnny, Ghiaccio gets incredibly mad that he's fighting yet another one while Johnny tells him to stop whining. If he wins, Johnny decides to {{Troll}} him by asking if learning that herbal tea makes his nail bullets grow back faster would make him angrier.
169	-->'''Ghiaccio:''' God DAMN, you piss me off! All your Stand does is shoot bullets!
170	-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, stop whining. What, did you have a bad experience with a gun?[[note]]This is coming from the guy who got ''paralyzed from the waist down by a bullet.''[[/note]]
171	-->'''Johnny:''' ''(Victory win quote)'' What if I told you chamomile tea makes my nail bullets grow back faster? Would that make you angrier?
172	** Ghiaccio also for some reason loses his shit against [[PlayingWithFire Avdol]], who basically tells him to stop being so angry all the time because it'll only cause him to make mistakes, and is shockingly polite despite Ghiaccio's temper. The inverted RedOniBlueOni dynamic is ''incredible'', it's a shame there isn't more of it.
173	** The only character Ghiaccio has the calmest reaction to is... Pet Shop. Mostly because he's amazed that they both have ice powers.
174	** If Ghiaccio defeats Diavolo, he'll say, "I did it! Now I’m the boss!" Just the idea of [[HairTriggerTemper Ghiaccio]] leading Passione...
175	* Yukako and Okuyasu have special dialogue for fighting Giorno, wherein they're attempting to get back at him for that time [[CallBack Giorno stole Koichi's luggage]].
176	** In Yukako's case, she also has unique dialogue for fighting Bucciarati where she calls him out on poorly training Giorno, [[MisplacedRetribution even though Giorno's whole altercation with Koichi happened before the former even met Bucciarati]], and demanding he apologize for the incident. Bruno, meanwhile, is astonished that a high school girl was willing to ''track down a member of'' ''[[TheMafia Passione]]'' just so she could complain about one of his underlings stealing from her boyfriend.
177	* In the intro for a battle between Trish and Mista, she complains that she can smell his B.O. all the way from where she is, to which Mista responds "That's what you think of me? That I'm stinky?" The funny part is that, since his intro animation has him pointing his gun at his opponent, it makes it look like he's pointing a gun at someone [[DisproportionateRetribution over being called stinky]].
178	* Abbacchio's GHA is a recreation of the memetic "Abbacchio joins the beatdown" scene, with Abbacchio's opponent standing in for the hapless bystander. Narancia knocks the opponent into Mista, and the two of them start pummeling the opponent together. Abbacchio heaves a sigh... and suddenly [[NotSoAboveItAll he's whaling on the opponent too]]. Even better, the attack ends with Abbacchio punting the enemy like he's kicking a field goal!
179	-->'''Abbacchio:''' Was that a little excessive?
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183	* In the Western localization of the original game, Jolyne's Heart Heat Attack quote is changed from "How many throws (of the ball) can I do in a row? A thousand!" to "How deep can I hit? Balls deep!"
184	* Ermes: "[[http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f3b980c0f3b08d5627c28033e12f489/tumblr_n4llvzCSGr1qh6ohxo1_1280.jpg Come at me, bro!]]"
185	* In All-Star Battle mode, F.F. has a fight against Kars where she roasts him about calling himself the Ultimate Thing. That's right; ''the pinnacle of life itself gets told off by a living swarm of plankton.''
186	* Weather Report's Heart Heat Attack turning his opponent into a giant snail that still has the head and feet of the character. The poor creature looks absolutely ridiculous.
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190	* The fact that Johnny can still say his "I don't feel like dismounting today." taunt when he's not even on his horse.
191	* The mostly serious Valentine prefacing his HHA with his comically adorable "DOJYAAA~N" line and a shrug.
192	* Valentine's GHA is localized from "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" to "Filthy Acts, at a Reasonable Price."
193	** To add to that, it's clear the localisation team was frustrated about not being able to use the original full name or were knowingly teasing fans who did know the full name, by translating Valentine's generic opening line to "Time to perform some nasty acts at a fair and reasonable price!" Even better is this borderline [[TrollingCreator Mori]]-esque line in the [=JoJo=] Glossary page for [=D4C=]:
194	--->''[[BlatantLies No one knows what this mysterious abbreviation means]].''
195	*** The best part is that, since the game's soundtrack was untouched, ''you can hear Valentine '''say''''' "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap". In ''English''.
196	* Another localisation gem: One sentence in SBR's story is written as thus: "[[HoYay Touching Gyro's]] [[AccidentalInnuendo weapons]] [[HoYay miraculously grants Johnny the ability to feel movement in his legs again]]." Look, game, call them what you want but you're not fooling anybody.
197	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy7J9q-eWmE Pizza Mozzarella, Pizza Mozzarella..."]]
198	* Funny Valentine's localised mirror match dialogue isn't that bad.
199	-->'''Funny Valentine:''' Get ready for [[PatrioticFervor amber waves of pain]]!
200	-->'''Funny Valentine:''' Hi, me. Meet the real me!
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204	* The fact that, in the original game's exclusive story, Jonathan reacts to [=Jo2uke=]'s perfectly normal question of "Who are you?" with "[[OutOfCharacter I don't give my name to scum like you!!]]" Geez, the hell's your damage, Jonathan? (In the original Japanese, he mistakes him for one of Dio's zombies, a detail the original game's localisation missed out, which was fixed in ''R''.) In fact, there's something hilarious about every protagonist going hostile on poor Gappy at first sight, but Jonathan's uncharacteristically brutish response is probably the funniest.
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