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1* Brodski gets stabbed in the lungs by Jason but shrugs it off before Jason stabs him again.
2-->'''Brodski''': "It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog." *gets stabbed again* "Yeah, that oughta do it."
3* Jason is stalled with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tyKm2zvuZ8 holographic representation]] of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much [[DrugsAreBad they love drugs]] and premarital sex (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' premarital sex!"[[/note]] before they take off their clothes and lie down on sleeping bags. Cut to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back to the simulation: Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags and is beating one to death with the other in his own twisted version of a co-ed pillow fight.
4** In the novelization, the behavior of the women causes Jason to briefly assume ''they are mentally handicapped''. Jason Voorhees--the slasher film poster boy for [[MentalHandicapMoralDeficiency mentally handicapped serial killers]]--wonders if the two virtual female campers [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough are at least as mentally damaged as himself]]. '''Let that sink in.'''
5** And to hit the CallBack to ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part VII]]'' home more, Jason swings the co-ed one last time--not on the other co-ed, but on a nearby tree.
6* [[TooDumbToLive "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"]]
7* When the android Kay-Em is receiving a breast upgrade, her nipples fall off.
8* Jenessa's final words before getting sucked out into space:
9-->"This ''sucks'' on so many levels!"
10* Honestly, the fact that the entire movie is RecycledInSpace makes it hard to take ANYTHING in it seriously.
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