Line #34 Funny/JakAndDaxter


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3	[[index]]
4	* ''Funny/JakAndDaxterThePrecursorLegacy''
5	* ''Funny/JakIIRenegade''
6	* ''Funny/Jak3''
7	[[/index]]
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11	!!Combat Racing
12	* The RunningGag in the intro where the thugs Daxter's telling his story to give him a drink that's either poisoned or just [[GargleBlaster really strong shit]], but either he's too caught up in telling the story to even take a sip, or he gesticulates to much he spills it. Then Jak finally plows through the fish tank, and Daxter just tosses the whole mug in anger at the interruption.
13	* Daxter flipping out at Jak [[ExplodingFishTanks crashing through a fishtank]].
14	--> '''Daxter:''' "Jaaaak! Are you ''CRAZY''?!" ''(dramatically throws down mug)'' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint You ruined my story!]]"
15	* Daxter's reaction to learning Krew has a daughter.
16	-->'''Daxter:''' Let's get this over with and blow this berg! Who called us here anyway?\
17	'''Kiera:''' Krew's daughter, Rayn.\
18	'''Jak:''' [''Genuinely perplexed''] Krew had a daughter?\
19	'''Daxter:''' [''Totally shocked''] Krew... ''Reproduced?!'' '''''[[NoJustNoReaction Ewwwuuuaghhh!]]''''' Can you imagine what that tub of jelly must ''look'' like?!
20	** After Krew's wil l states that they've all been poisoned, but that they have time as it's slow-acting, Daxter just faints, and for a moment even Rayn looks like she's worried that Daxter, with his tiny physique, just ''died'' from the poison.
21	--->'''Daxter:''' Jak? Next time you invite me to your little parties, ''DON'T!''
22	* Whenever Pecker and Blitz are on TV is hysterical.
23	** For example, Pecker almost knocks his toupee off. [[spoiler: And considering he's the really the bald bastard Mizo, his rage makes even more sense.]]
24	** The very fact that ''both'' Daxter and Pecker can be chosen as pilots. Despite being unable to reach the pedals.
25	* Razer completely dissing Daxter, without even really meaning to.
26	-->'''Razer:''' "My, my. I finally get to meet the great racer: Jak."
27	-->'''Daxter:''' (Jumping up)"And?"
28	-->'''Razer:''' (Completely sincerly) "And what?."
29	* Ashelin after it is revealed everyone has been played by Rayn.
30	-->'''Torn:''' "Who would've thought?"\
31	'''Ashelin:''' "Well, if you'd all been thinking with your... [[AllMenArePerverts heads]]."
32
33	!!Other/Meta
34	* There is a scene in the midquel game ''Daxter'' that goes like this:
35	-->'''Erol:''' Who called you?\
36	'''Daxter:''' Your boy, y'know, Captain Xi-xi-ximon... Rupert... tikjakmos...\
37	'''Erol:''' Nice try. That call didn't happen. [beat] [[TheRealRemingtonSteele Captain Rupertikjakmos is on leave this month.]]
38	** Followed by this gem of an exchange:
39	-->'''Daxter:''' Right! Have a good day!\
40	'''Erol:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I never do.]]
41	* The various quips Daxter comes out with [[HaveANiceDeath when you die]] in ''TPL'' and ''Jak 3''. Admit it.
42	-->"Hey Jak, can I, uh... have your insect collection?"\
43	"While you're down there... could you rub my feet?"\
44	"I'll say something teary at the funeral, like HOW AM I GONNA GET CHANGED BACK NOW?!"\
45	"Step one: stay alive. Step two: THINK-ABOUT-NOT-DOING-SOMETHING-LIKE-THAT-AGAIN!"\
46	"Don't step into the light, Jak! DON'T STEP INTO THE LIGHT!"\
47	"Well, uh...better you than me."\
48	"Say good night, Jak!"\
49	"[[MediumAwareness This is what happens when they drop my name from the title]]!"\
50	"You did that on purpose, right?"\
51	"Where are the moves, man? I'm wondering, where ARE they?"\
52	"Maybe you should sit on my shoulder for a while."
53	* In a sense of Meta humor, both [[Creator/MaxCasella Daxter's English voice actor]] and [[Creator/WataruTakagi Pecker's Japanese seiyuu]] were the respective English and Japanese voice actors for Tip in ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaidIIReturnToTheSea''. This makes the fights between the two an amusing case of Tip picking a fight with himself in another language.
54	* The model viewers in the 2nd and 3rd games are a nice way to admire the various character and monster models used throughout the games, but some characters throw some additional commentary when they're currently on screen. The characters have a wide assortment of lines, and they all speak as if they're actors doing an interview about their character, their role in the story, opinions on other characters, and other random topics.
55	* [[https://youtu.be/8TTS2NWrLFw Daxter went and recorded a proper star commentary over a compilation of the trilogy's main events.]] 'nuff said.

Context Funny / JakAndDaxter