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9* In general, any time Sal drops to the floor like a rock because he's laughing so hard, often grabbing onto another Joker and taking them down with him.
10* Every encounter Sal has had with Benjamin. Nothing like seeing a grown man screaming and running away from someone in a cat costume.
11** In a challenge that aired in the "Anniversary Edition" episode, the other jokers put Benjamin in a hotel room closet and instruct Sal to open the door. After Benjamin pops out, Sal jumps on furniture while screaming "[[OhNoNotAgain Not again! Not again!]]"
12* In a recurring challenge, the Jokers have to be receptionists in a waiting room calling out fake names while trying not to laugh at how ridiculous they are.
13** Joe having to call "Avocarter Phuks", reading the latter word as "fooks". He then says he mispronounced it: it's actually "Avocarter Fucks".
14** In the same challenge, Sal tries to hold in his laughter so he'd win but by the end of it, he tries so hard not to burst out laughing that tears actually pour from his eyes! Needless to say, he doesn't hold it in and he loses.
15--->'''Sal:''' ''(eyes wet with tears)'' Mother Coconuts?
16** Among the names the guys have called out from the various times they've played this game:
17*** Simmy Kantstandyourbitz and Simmy Kantstandyourbitz, Jr.
18*** Disfatt Bidge
19*** Fidelroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters III
20*** Uncle Boobs
21*** Guy Hutookatit
22*** Secret Agent Randy Beans
23*** Cleavage [=McNamara=]
24*** Jabreakit Jabawdit
25*** Chug-Chug Pickles
26*** Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico
27*** David Krappenschitz
28*** Eetwont Flush
29*** Faith Bitch
30*** Detective Bluto Mindpretzel
31*** Cleo Dookieslide
32*** Hercules Balls
33*** Earl Turlet
34*** Professor Milk Dick Ph.D
35*** Holden Afart
36*** Shirley Itsaboobjob
37*** Chinese Name
38* One recurring challenge involves a focus group, in which one Joker moderates and the other is to read the answers the moderator wrote for them.
39[[/folder]]
40
41[[folder:Season 1]]
42* From “Pay It Forward”:
43** The first challenge of the series which was set at White Castle (where the Jokers acted as employees) had Q being told to [[ChewingTheScenery ham it up]] when his turn came. Which he decided to do so in [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe antiquated English]], no less.
44-->'''Q''': GOOD MORROW, SIRE, AND WELCOME TO THE CASTLE OF WHITE! WHAT IST THOU CRAVING?
45* From “Butterfly Crime Scene”:
46** [[ItMakesSenseInContext How badly did your titties bounce on "Batman: The Ride"?]]
47** Even better, the guest who is asked this answers "three to five inches," dead serious.
48* From “Unmototivational Speaker”:
49** "The toilets are up your ass and make a left."
50*** The guy Murr said it to responds by [[FlippingtheBird giving the finger]].
51* From “Panty Raid”:
52** One challenge involved interviewing strangers in Times Square with questions provided by the other jokers. Q got an Indian woman who had [[MotorMouth so much to say]] that he never got a chance to ask any questions, and [[InstantWinCondition he won simply by handing her the microphone and taking a cab out of the challenge area]].
53*** On the same challenge, Joe was told to end his interview with a man by holding his microphone in front of his mouth and saying nothing. Then, getting as close to him as he could.
54-->'''Joe''': (after a long moment of awkward silence) And that's all from Times Square!
55* From "Theater del Absurdo":
56** Two words: [[BlackComedy Surprise Funeral]].
57** Two more words: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Fake Charity.]] [[RefugeInAudacity It actually managed to get a donation.]]
58** [[RuleOfThree Three]] more words: [[DoubleEntendre Come On People!]]
59** And then there's [[ToiletHumor Kolonics for Kids]].
60* From “Pick a Loser”:
61** The Jokers have to steal items and eat them in front of unsuspecting customers. Q taunts a customer who left his cart, saying his grapes are so good. The customer storms to Q and snatches his grapes back.
62-->'''Shopper''': What the fuck is wrong with you, man?\
63'''Q''': [[SelfDeprecation Oh, so much]].
64[[/folder]]
65
66[[folder: Season 2]]
67* From “Elephant in the Room”:
68** Coming soon: [[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/68/70/ec6870174a9eedd9479a3033f8e82b64.jpg Sal Sleeps!]]
69** In the "Penny for Your Thoughts" game, Sal has to say "Fluoride in the water is giving my son bitch tittays." The phrase makes him [[{{Corpsing}} laugh so hard]] that [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption he voluntarily takes the loss]].
70* From “Psychotic Not-Line”:
71** Q accidentally burning his hand during a challenge where he played a hibachi chef.
72* From "The Love Expert":
73** Q and Joe have a debate on which has contributed more to society: reverse osmosis or cold fusion? Not having any idea what cold fusion is, Q says that it's responsible for creating video game systems. Joe retorts that reverse osmosis helped create video game controllers and the debate gets even more ridiculous until a side is chosen with Joe shouting about how people would die without reverse osmosis and Q insisting that cold fusion helps power air conditioners. Q wins the debate.
74* From “Down in the Dump”:
75** In the first challenge to involve the blackout sunglasses, Sal is told to stop in his tracks and say, "I can take you in a fight" without running away. Sal hesitates, but he says the line... and runs for the hills. He then takes off the sunglasses to discover his would-be opponent is a street lamp.
76-->'''Murr''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, real intimidating street lamp]]!
77* From "Film Fail":
78** Murr flags down two passing hikers to help him bury a teddy bear. The Jokers had implanted a walkie-talkie on the bear, and Sal talks through it with the other device.
79--->'''Murr''': I haven't done anything unspeakable to this teddy bear.\
80'''Sal''': Bullshit!
81** Sal then tries to sway the hikers with "Drop that shovel, motherfucker!" and "[[ParanoiaFuel I'll come back and get you if you help him]]!"
82* From "Everything’s Just Rosie":
83** The guys are at a restaurant scooping mashed potatoes onto people’s plates.
84*** Q mistakenly dumps his bowl of potatoes onto a plate making it count as on 1 scoop. [[WhatTheHellHero Murr calls Q out on his error]].
85*** When it’s Joe’s turn to scoop, he repeatedly says "Scoopski Potatoes" in a sing-song voice.
86* From "Enter the Dragons":
87** The punishment for Joe and Sal is that they must be the opening act for Music/ImagineDragons. While the songs they sing are hilarious in their own right, their speech (written by Murr and Q) might be the best thing in the entire show:
88-->'''Sal''': We're very happy to be here, opening for the Imagination Dragons.\
89''(Crowd begins booing)''\
90'''Sal''': Before we start, guys, I just wrote a very very special dedication, and I hope you guys appreciate it. ''(pulls out dedication note)'' To the people of Pittsburgh.\
91'''Murr''': [[DontExplainTheJoke We're in Long Island!]]\
92'''Sal''': They were the best audience we've ever played for. We can already tell you guys aren't going to be nearly as good.\
93'''Joe''': You're no Pittsburgh.
94* From “Sorry for Your Loss”:
95** Q and Joe's revenge strategies in a balloon clipping round. It starts early on when Q pops Joe's balloon to get him caught and winning the first round. The second round has Q trying to hook his balloon onto a woman only to be interrupted by Joe throwing a loaf of bread at him to make Q stumble and give Joe the win. It finally ends in the final round where they both clip their balloons on a woman's ponytail holder and Q clips his successfully while Joe gets caught and she discovers both his balloon and Q's, giving Q the final victory and an equally funny victory dance.
96-->'''Q''': ''([[HeliumSpeech inhales from one of the balloons]])'' And that's how I win! That's how I win!
97[[/folder]]
98[[folder: Season 3]]
99* From “The Great Escape”:
100** During the focus group challenge in this episode, Q was the moderator and had Sal seemingly about to quit on the last question, at which point he pointed finger guns at Sal with a big grin on his face.
101[[MexicanStandoff Sal aimed back as he tried to answer]], and the two completely stopped pretending that they weren't competing with each other, much to the other focus group participants' amusement.
102** That same challenge had Q [[AccidentalMisnaming accidentally misnaming]] Sal "Al."
103** For the people who felt sorry for Murr at the end of "Human Pinata" and "Look Out Below," Joe getting his LaserGuidedKarma at the end of the episode. At the end, they left him alone on stage the same way they left Murr alone at the end of "Human Pinata".
104* From "Field of Screams"
105** Murr quitting his job at the zoo because he can't stand the penguin drama. Watching him scolding a bunch of confused penguins is weird enough (especially since the camera repeatedly [[AnimalReactionShot cuts to the penguins]] as if they're all wondering "What's his problem?"), but the kicker is when he asks the audience "Who's with me?" and a random little girl responds "Nobody!" This leads him to start yelling at the ''audience''. Needless to say, the other Jokers [[WhatWereYouThinking are not impressed]].
106-->"I'M FEEDING THEM FISH, AND YOU'RE FEEDING THEIR EGOS!"
107* From "Nationals Disaster":
108** Joe's pathetic attempts at gymnastics are so hilarious it causes both Sal and Murr to fall down from laughing so hard. And there's also the girl who keeps giving Joe weird looks and at one point tries (and fails) to [[HelpImStuck pull him out of a foam block pit]].
109* From "Scarytales":
110** Q has to read a book he "wrote" in front of a group of children and their parents titled “The Remarkable Misadventures of Q the Dung Beetle.”[[SubvertedKidsShow The book is full of cursing, domestic violence, prostitution, and drug use]]. Needless to say, the parents start laughing uncomfortably.
111* From “Bigger in Texas”:
112** The challenge where the Jokers teach ranch life. Highlights include the following:
113*** Murr having to imitate the sound a whip makes.
114*** Murr losing his hat to a strong gust.
115*** Murr putting a saddle on a horse [[FailedASpotCheck backwards]].
116*** The bit with [[DeadpanSnarker Robert]].
117--->'''Q''': Rob and I have a history. I brought a girl on this ranch once. I ain't never seen her again.\
118'''Robert''': [[TakeThat She needed a real man]].
119*** Q and Murr telling Sal to fall to the ground twice.
120*** Joe lassoing a tree branch.
121--->'''Joe''': The tree got in the way.\
122'''Man''': ''(not convinced)'' Right?
123*** Joe accidentally whipping his shoulder with a bullwhip.
124* From "Joker’s Playhouse"
125** Joe making Sal laugh simply by saying "fart noise".
126** In the punishment, Q, Joe, and Sal create a fake TV show where they destroy Murr’s apartment. With help from the kids watching, the guys play frisbee with a pizza, have a silly string fight, Crazy Steve [[note]] not [[Series/DrakeandJosh that]] [[Creator/JerryTrainor Crazy Steve]][[/note]] having a crazy bubble bath, feeding the toilet dress clothes, and smashing a TV.
127*** While the guys were feeding the toilet, Sal can be [[FreezeFrameBonus seen straighten out a picture frame]].
128* From "Tooth and Consequences"
129** A challenge was being set up so the four would have to take selfies with strangers. Murr unexpectedly causes his tooth to fall out, causing the others to laugh themselves silly. Murr took the loss for the challenge, only for Joe and the others to remind him that by doing that, he was the big loser for the episode. His punishment? Having to take selfies with strangers, showing off the gap in his teeth.
130-->'''Sal''': Every once in a while--\
131'''Joe''': The stars align and a tooth falls out on the wrong guy.
132** Not to mention it was the ''second'' time someone's tooth fell out during filming, the first being Q during a speed-dating event in season 1's Unmotivational Speaker.
133* From "The Lost Boy"
134** Though the punishment itself is very much YMMV, Q's TrashTalk at the wrestling match is hilariously nonthreatening.
135-->"I'm going to copy and paste my opponent into a word document AND THEN DELETE IT!"
136* From "In Poor Taste Buds"
137** Murr shot full of novocaine, barely able to speak without spewing drool, trying to teach a room full of people about foods from around the world.
138** From that same episode, Q is given the task of putting a piece of Hubba Bubba gum in his mouth every time he's told to. The funniest part is what happens on the sidelines moments earlier:
139--->'''Murr''': ''(to the camera)'' I want to show you how big each piece of gum is. ''(holds up a piece of gum)'' This is a massive, this is not like-- ''(Joe then knocks the gum out of Murr's hand, and he and Sal just stare at the pavement.)'' \
140'''Murr''': How much would you give me if I eat that? \
141''(Joe picks up the gum and shoves it in Murr's mouth. Murr then starts screaming as Joe laughs hysterically. Sal, on the other hand...)'' \
142'''Sal''': ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (takes his headphones out and starts walking away)]]'' I'm done. I'm done.
143*** From the same challenge, Joe being made to "present his crotch in a grand fashion" to random strangers. He just gets so into it.
144** The first challenge from that same episode involves the Jokers posing as tennis instructors. Some of the highlights include Joe making silly runs as he does his serves, and Murr making explosion noises when he hits the ball and fart noises when the student returns it, but Q's segment is particularly priceless: he acts like a SternTeacher, serving balls at an increasingly rapid rate to the point that he throws ''two to three'' at a time, [[RefugeInAudacity telling the female student to stop hitting like a girl]], and he eventually is told to just walk out of the room, ending the lesson right then and there.
145* From "Permanent Punishment"
146** The first challenge has the jokers act as security guards at a pharmacy. During Murr's turn, the man he was playing on was mocking him the entire time. This comes to a head where they have him smell the customer and say "I figured out what stinks in here -- it's your pussy!" which causes all three jokers in the back to double over laughing and Murr to cover his mouth immediately. "It just came out," he pleaded, as [[ActuallyPrettyFunny the man laughed hard]], as he did the entire challenge.
147** The eponymous permanent punishment involved Joe forcing the other three to get tattoos, which, according to him, he selected for each of them based on their personalities. Q got "38. Lives Alone. Has 3 Cats." with a picture of a cat, to which Q noted he's turning 39 soon. Murr got a skydiving ferret, in reference to the punishment where he was "screaming like a bitch" just like the ferret on the tattoo. And Sal got...Jaden Smith.
148--->'''Sal''': That's not real--is this a joke? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ''ME''?!\
149'''Joe''': [[RuleofFunny ...It's funny]]!\
150'''Sal''': Why is mine a hundred times worse than that?\
151'''Joe''': I don't know if it's worse. His is as bad. He's got a cat--\
152'''Sal''': FUCK YOU! You fucking put ''Will Smith's son'' on my ''fucking thigh''!
153** The episode featured a "clip a balloon onto a chosen unsuspecting stranger" challenge. After the game ends, the target chosen for the sudden death round decides to play it himself and manages to successfully clip a balloon without his target noticing. The Jokers are appropriately astounded by this and declare him the new winner, complete with him getting his arm raised in victory and the show awarding him the win via the "thumbs up" graphic.
154* From "Brother-in-Loss"
155** The punishment may have one of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI5Oie5P3Gg best punishments yet]]. It has to be seen to be believed. Sal has to watch his sister get married to Murr.
156[[/folder]]
157[[folder:Season 4]]
158* From "Welcome to Miami"
159** In the "Beached Bums" challenge, one of Joe's challenges was to dress up as a mermaid, fish-tail, topless bod and all, and then [[GracefulInTheirElement flop and roll across the beach from the ocean]] to get at a plate of donuts. He barely makes it halfway across before he surrenders from exhaustion, and then just as the others give him his donuts he's [[FromBadToWorse set upon by a flock of hungry seagulls.]]
160* In "The Blunder Years," one of the challenges involved an actor playing a disgruntled customer walking into the store and splashing them with a cup full of water for something they did to that customer earlier, which they have to ask someone if they deserved that. When it got to Q's turn, the actor ''accidentally splashed the wrong guy.'' [[WordOfGod According to Murr,]] all he was told was that Q had a beard and a hat. There just happened to be someone else in the store that fit the description. Since the production staff was forced to come out to the store and inform him of his error, the challenge was declared a foul and Q was given the win for free.
161** And in that same episode, Murr's punishment: he's put in American-flag briefs, oiled up, and sent into a room where he's told he'll be taking part in a bodybuilding show -- and instead, he comes face-to-face with Creator/DanicaMcKellar, his childhood crush. His embarrassment cannot be overstated.
162* In one challenge from "The Dream Crusher", the jokers try to present their life stories to be made into biopics. Joe was stated to weigh 19 pounds, 16 ounces (which is just twenty pounds even) at birth, and [[LongestPregnancyEver his gestation lasted 22 months]].
163** Also from that challenge, the intro to Murr's leaked "sex tape."
164* From "Joke & Dagger", [[https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=954276804610614&set=vb.213638852007750&type=3&permPage=1 Sal loudly talking about how much he appreciates art]] using a [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Pee-Wee Herman]]-like voice.
165* From "Pseudo-Sumo"
166** Joe dressed up as a baby being forced to fight a professional sumo wrestler. Memorable in that this was the first punishment Joe had where he was truly afraid, and he actually tried to RUN AWAY. Can't call him the Fearless Fool anymore!
167* In "Car Sick", Q is asking survey questions to a room of unknown people and Sal. Sal's answers were written by Q.
168--> '''Q''': Sal, have you ever served jury duty?\
169'''Sal''': Yes. I sent a man to die in jury duty, actually. It was a hoot.\
170'''Guy to left of Sal''': What did he do?\
171'''Sal''': ''(shaking his head)'' Unclear.\
172'''Murr''': ''(laughing backstage)'' You sent a man to die on an unclear circumstantial crime?!
173** Afterwards:
174---> '''Q''': Sal, how do you give back to the community? \
175'''Sal''': I go to kids' schools and rap about my time in jail so they don't make the same mistakes that I did.\
176'''Q''': Give a rap.\
177''(Guy to left of Sal begins beatboxing)''\
178'''Sal''': Now, don't make the same mistakes I made / Don't get kicked out of grade eleven / [[UnexplainedRecovery and go up to Heaven]] / Yo, cause you were a fool / When you were in school.
179* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20201212220833/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMCUauYYNOs&feature=youtu.be The Adventures of Captain Fat Belly]] in the episode in the same name.
180-->'''Joe:''' Attention, everyone not from Staten Island: y'all can SUCK IT!
181** Joe is also tasked with saving his dogs on the tram (really plushes). Joe’s response:
182-->'''Joe:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] those dogs!
183* In "Blind Justice," Sal's punishment had him pretending to be a convict who had served twenty years in prison, under the impression that he would be lecturing a group of teenagers, while wearing blackout sunglasses so he couldn't see anyone's reactions. Unbeknownst to him, he wasn't lecturing teenagers, but rather senior citizens, and he was only allowed to take off the sunglasses once everyone in the room was either laughing or completely baffled. It only got funnier when Sal was forced to say to the crowd, "WHO WANTS A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING?!"]]
184* In "Stripped of Dignity," Q must ask a woman if she's ever gotten freaky with a turkey baster. She said that she hadn't but she was now considering it. Q then proceeds to give this woman his number and it only gets funnier when another woman tries to intervene.
185-->'''Woman''': Um, I'm not here to try anything...\
186'''Q''': Stop cockblocking me, lady.
187* From "The Taunted House"
188** Murr getting a date while doing a challenge.
189[[/folder]]
190[[folder: Season 5]]
191* At the end of the episode "You're Cut Off," Sal, after having to be forced to cut people off during a beer tasting as a punishment, is told that the punishment is now over and he can have a cold one himself. Instead, he announces "I'm cutting myself off" and proceeds to duck under the table and not come out!
192** Earlier in that episode: "DON'T STOP LETTING PEOPLE NOT HELP!" AKA, the challenge that broke Sal's brain.
193*** And right before that, Joe has to get people to join him for "Impeach General Tso". This leads to a HurricaneOfPuns about Chinese food.
194* From "Stare Master":
195** Murr's segment of the Joker See, Joker Do challenge. Q had a little girl ask a couple if they could help look for Murr's hair, Sal made her call Murr a "bald asshole" and Joe got both of them to do an Irish step dance. These antics were enough to make Q [[VomitDiscretionShot throw up from laughing so hard]]. After he stopped, he accidentally spat vomit in Sal's face... and then Sal proceeded to throw up as well!
196-->'''Joe''': Can you guys get it together!?
197** For his punishment, Joe must go around and stare at people working out. He does it without any problem and never breaks his concentration or laughs while he's staring. Even when he eats a sub sandwich, he ''still'' kept going.
198* When the Jokers pull out the Wheel of Faces in "Whose Phone Is Ringing?," they decide to pull a fast one on Sal during his turn at the wheel by using an altered wheel with Sal's face on ''[[FailureIsTheOnlyOption every segment]]''. [[FailedASpotCheck Sal doesn't notice until after he fires the arrow.]] [[spoiler:They use the all-Sal wheel ''again'' later on, and Sal ''again'' doesn't notice until it's practically spelled out for him by the crew laughing.]]
199** During Q's turn, the other Jokers fool around with a mannequin's arm.
200* Joe's punishment in "Hitting the Wrong Note," where the other Jokers arrange a fake funeral for a child musical prodigy. Everyone in attendance is Mandarin Chinese speaking their native tongue, [[CrossCulturalKerfuffle so Joe clearly doesn't understand anything from the speech]]. Joe plays the various instruments arranged for him very poorly, while the "mother" yells at him to stop. Joe is clearly not having a good time desecrating a fake child's memory and the other jokers reveal to him what's he doing, he is utterly [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone embarrassed and distraught]].
201[[/folder]]
202[[folder: Season 6]]
203* In the "Swim Shady" episode, the guys must get advice on a ridiculous issue from strangers in the park. For Q's turn, he tells a man that he is obsessed with the underground mole people living under New York, but is forbidden by his parole officer from lying on the sewer grates to speak with them. After Q asks whether he should do so anyway, this exchange ensues:
204-->'''Bystander''': Well, I wouldn't. [[SeenItAll I know someone]] who got in ''big'' trouble for doing that.\
205'''Q''': ''(shocked)'' For talking to mole people?\
206'''Bystander''': Yeah.\
207''[Cut to backstage, where all three of the other Jokers are in a complete state of StunnedSilence, with Sal wordlessly walking away while Murr and Joe let loose a near-tandem BigWhat.]''
208** From the same episode, Joe is posing as a receptionist. After falling off of a rubber medicine ball he was using as a chair, he's challenged by Q to fall off the chair, knock over a nearby trash can, make a sandwich (which was a prop from Sal's turn before him) fall out, and begin eating it. Joe does it all, leaving the rest of the group nearly in tears from laughing.
209* How the guys set up the "Ferret of Liberty" punishment for Murr in "Lady and the Tramp". Having just seen ''Film/{{Taken}}'', they make him think he's on his way to shoot a challenge at the YMCA along with having lunch with his father afterwards only for the taxi to drive towards the harbor instead. They call him on his iPad just to tell him he's being punished. The crowner is when he finally discovers the hidden cameras in the taxi.
210-->'''Murr''': ''(points to camera)'' I hate you guys!
211* From "The Parent Trap":
212** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I voted for cactus, but nobody cares what this old lesbian thinks."]]
213* From "Crickets": [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSRqXl2-vg The Jokers get postmodern when they completely censor Murr from the picture.]]
214** At their challenge at Lids, Joe notices Q wearing a cap with his Website/{{Twitter}} handle stitched on the front, so he blurs out the stitching until Q adds Joe's Twitter handle to the cap. Sal then asks to put his own Website/{{Twitter}} handle on the screen, only for Joe to bump it off with his own. Murr asks to put up his [=OKCupid=] profile, only for Joe to put up bars. Joe then puts a [[{{Pixellation}} blur]] on Murr's head, topping it off with [[SoundEffectBleep bleeping out everything he tries to say.]] Q and Sal understandably lose it.
215* In the Universal Studios special, Q takes part in a barnyard-themed show dressed as a spider for his punishment. He has to continuously fight a cow who is a martial arts master. During a segment where he freestyles, the cow comes back and Q [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere makes a dash for the exit]].
216* What Sal is forced to say for a fake survey in "Three Men and Your Baby":
217-->'''Stranger:''' (''reading survey'') Do you have any bad habits?\
218'''Joe:''' (''to Sal'') [[TechnoBabble I used dimethyl mercury instead of inorganic mercury salts when calibrating my nuclear magnetic resonance device]] like I'm [[SophisticatedAsHell some kind of asshole]].
219* Five words: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivUOBdHu6VE GENIE DOES AS YOU WISH.]]
220* From "Dover And Out", there's the older guy Joe talks to during the cloud-watching game, who manages to talk Joe's ear off. ''Twice.'' (The other Jokers brought him back for another round with Joe.) The ThousandYardStare on Joe's face and the melancholy BGM are perfect.
221* The punishment for "G. I. Jokers" is that Q's prized Jeep will be destroyed by a tank. However, the other guys will give him a chance to save it, if he doesn't answer three of their questions wrong. The first two given by Murr and Joe are trick questions, and Sal asks Q what the address of their high school is, which Q answers perfectly. [[YankTheDogsChain Sal then reveals that's not the question he was supposed to ask]], and gives him the real question.
222-->'''Sal''': I'm thinking of a number...from one to two. What number am I thinking of?\
223'''Q''': ...One.\
224'''Sal''' ''(immediately)'' [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption Absolutely not.]]
225[[/folder]]
226[[folder: Season 7]]
227* From "The Marathon Man":
228** In one challenge, Murr had to put on binoculars, unaware that the other guys smeared black paint all over the rims. This backfired big time when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkTazPJBfW4 art director Christine tried them out]] before Murr got a chance to do so. What sells it is Sal looking genuinely scared when Christine yelled, "[[BigNo Oh NO!]]"
229** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2IKVZZ6hU Sal gets visited at work by an unexpected guest.]]
230** The "Murr-athon" punishment: Murr runs across the Brooklyn Bridge in shorts and big floppy shoes in 30-degree weather. Along the way, the production staff throws cups of cold water at him on the walkway. At one point, a bicyclist comments on his shoes.
231-->'''Bicyclist''': Nice shoes!\
232'''Murr''': Thanks, dick.
233* In "Indecent Proposal", the first challenge is to fool a receptionist by going through several disguises. Sal goes first and is called out on his second costume, giving him a score of 1. Everyone else gets a score of 3. Sal demands a retry of his turn and he gets it, though the other guys are all in agreement that he lost and they don't have to watch, so they leave. Sal decides that he's going through with the disguises anyway, and puts himself in a fat suit and the blackout sunglasses. Just as his disguise works, Joe comes in out of nowhere and slaps him, and makes him lose automatically. Q dressed as [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Marty McFly]] and [[Series/ThreesCompany Ralph Furley]].
234* Joe's punishment where he must [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4ysSjxeVo find breakaway tables at a restaurant and body-slam them]]. The other guys trick him into jumping on real ones three times.
235* The hide and seek [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_G61wAItR4 challenge]]. The boys have to hide in a storage unit from a cleaning lady. Highlights include Sal cursing up a blue streak while hiding in a laundry bin, Q managing to slip out of the room to watch the events unfold through a window in the adjoining room, and Joe calling Murr's cellphone.
236* One iteration of the "Now You See Me..." challenge sets a scene where Murr is sitting in a chair wearing a dress. Weird, but not that funny in and of itself. [[spoiler:Then, ''Danica [=McKellar=]'' shows up dressed in a muscle suit, revealing that it's a reenactment of the interview between the two with the roles reversed. To top it all off, the person being given the questionnaire actually turns around and sees what the Joker is watching for the first time.]]
237* In "Hump Day," Q's punishment is that he has to spend an unspecified amount of time inside a zoo exhibit with a camel named Pepe. The whole punishment feels like a highlight reel of Q slowly descending into insanity, but the biggest highlight happens right at the end: [[spoiler:Q video-chats Joe late at night, desperate to leave... only for Joe to reveal [[YouDidntAsk they never actually locked the gate]].]]
238-->'''Q''': Oh, fuck you. Okay, I'm an idiot.
239* Sal's punishment in "Chick Magnet". It's the simple things sometimes.
240* In "Hell on Wheels", when Murr and Sal are competing to convince a focus group to pick their actor to be the host of a show, they both have the ''same guy''...which, apparently, was a complete mistake. Murr sponsors him as "Roy" while Sal sponsors him as "Rob." When Sal ends up winning, the actor bursts in playing Roy and lambasts Murr. But just before he leaves, he reveals himself to actually be Rob, which Sal claims is further proof of his acting chops.
241-->'''Sal''': That was my ''coup de grace!''
242* In "Pantsing with the Stars" the last challenge is teaching Krav Maga. During Joe's turn, his wrists and ankles are taped together and he has to escape it. During his attempted escape, he ends up [[PottyFailure sharting]] [[note]]farting so hard that he shit himself[[/note]].
243-->'''Joe''': I just [[Main/KamehameHadoken Ha]] [[{{pun}} -dookied]]!
244** And for some reason, it never occurs to Joe to use his hands to un-tape his ankles until the guy he's "instructing" asks if he's not allowed to do it.
245** The episode's punishment. Sal loses (as usual) after refusing to pants someone during his turn teaching Krav and thus has to have a grappling match with '''''Creator/RandyCouture''''', with the goal of Sal pantsing Couture. Naturally, Sal gets [[CurbStompBattle creamed]] and Randy pantses Sal. When it's obvious that Sal isn't going to be able to de-pants Couture, the others tell him to just tap out and end it. After Sal is pantsed, Couture adds insult to injury by casually removing his own pants and dropping them on the floor.
246* From ''Staten Island Holiday Spectacular'' -- specifically, the Focus Group challenge where two teams design holiday toys for each other:
247** Murr vs Q: At first it seems like a shut out for Q, who sets up Murr with the "Anatomically Correct Snowman" (super-realistic body parts to put on/inside a snowman), and he smugly pulls out the toy Murr designed for him, thinking he's going to "wrap this up". Turns out, Murr gave him "Sentient Wrapping Paper" (wrapping paper that screams in pain while you cut it), followed by testimonials from Harry Connick Jr and Joey Fatone (who say they hate it) and Gary Busey (who very creepily loves it). Murray, you sick twisted genius.
248** Joe vs Sal: Similar to Q, Sal thinks he has it in the bag when he gives Joe a game involving colored hard hats and mallets, designed for hitting children over the head. The focus group is not impressed. Sal proceeds to pull out the toy Joe gave him: "The Christmas Worm" (plastic dildos dressed as Santa and an elf). Despite Sal's desperate attempts to salvage things for himself, Joe wins in a shut out.
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253* Q's punishment in "Drive, Drive, Drive," has him delivering food to the other jokers, all the while being annoyed by a bunch of animatronic puppets singing a fifteen-second loop. In total, Q has to listen to the loop for ''eleven hours''. Mercifully, Q gets a bit of cathartic revenge at the end when he delivers Murr's food; he parks the car in front of the latter's house, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away]] while cackling like a maniac. [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Murr is not amused]].
254* At the start of Murr's turn in a challenge that requires the Jokers asking someone if they overreacted during a phone call, Joe is suffering what looks like some sort of cardiac arrest. He starts jokingly claiming that he's about to die, as he wants to show pictures of his kids on his phone, and openly asks if the room's getting brighter. After two paramedics were sent in to see if he was okay, it turns out that Joe had a sugar crash from eating a ton of cheesecake during a ten-minute break. Sal even shows the plate of cheesecake that only had one slice left!
255-->'''Sal:''' (barely restraining his laughter) That's like 11,000 calories.\
256'''Joe''': Jesus almost gave me [[DeadlyEuphemism the big thumbs-down]].
257* In the "Non-Prophets" challenge in "The Prince and Me", Joe is tasked to say "My wife was a rat in her past life, and I'm her little cheese boy". Joe proceeds to say that, while saying "cheese boy" in a ''ridiculously'' childlike manner. He says it a few more times in the same way, making himself laugh and utterly flooring the rest of the jokers in the process.
258-->'''Joe:''' It seems you've got a paywall. We can either end it here... Or you can give cheese boy a little bit of dat cheddar!
259** Earlier in that same challenge, Joe tasks Q, and then Sal to say "Well suck me silly, you were a pumpkin." at arbitrary points. When his turn comes, he says it ''immediately'', [[RuleOfThree just to get it out of the way]].
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262* The My Shiney Hiney saga, which started in "Tied and Feathered" and got turned up to eleven in "Bleach For America."
263** The other Jokers' reactions to Murr actually using it. Q looks visibly disturbed, Sal runs away screaming, and Joe scolds Murr before slapping him on his naked ass.
264* The challenge "Hot Potato", Sal and Murr are passing a small helium tank over a woman, then trading it and the bag Sal carried it in there in between them before the woman offers to help. As soon as she gets it in her hands, [[TakingAThirdOption Sal and Murr walk away, leaving her holding it and ending the game in a victorious draw]]. What sells it is Murr coming back to the confused woman, setting the bag on top, and saying "You're gonna need the bag".
265* "There's a skunk in here."
266* During a challenge where the guys teach tool usage, Sal has Q show a focus group a Halligan. Q says that firefighters use Halligans for their jobs. Sal then instructs Q to say, "I used to be a fireman." and "[[TakeThat I used to be a man]]."
267* Sal getting ''a second'' tattoo of Jaden Smith on his remaining thigh. And with the real Jaden Smith present no less!
268* A recurring challenge where one Joker asks someone to look at a dating profile created by the others starts normally. Murr, who went first, asks for his to be rated on a scale of 1-10 and gets a ''[[BrokeTheRatingScale negative 10]]''. The Jokers have no choice but to [[NonStandardGameOver hand him an instant loss for the challenge and the episode]].
269* In a challenge where Q and Sal teach life hacks, one slide is about stealing coupons from a neighbor's mailbox. Sal says it's how he was able to save $90 on a meal at Red Lobster. Joe does the math with it being a 10% coupon, and he jokingly asks Sal about [[ShockinglyExpensiveBill the $900 bill he incurred there]].
270* Sal tries to start a conversation with a woman sitting on a bench as she's starting to eat her lunch. Joe wastes no time ripping him for it.
271-->'''Sal:''' ''(as the woman takes a bite)'' It's--it's really warm out here, huh?\
272'''Joe''': Wait 'till she takes a huge bite, and then start talking to her. Wait 'till she one-throats a fucking Pret a Manger chicken avocado sandwich ''(Sal starts laughing)'' and ''then'' start the conversation, you fucking idiot. Get up and walk away. Hold on, wait 'till she takes a phone call and tell her, "How about them Yankees?" You fucking idiot. ''(Sal laughs harder)'' Look at him! Look at him! He's talking, she's fucking one-throating, and you try to start a convo about the weather? She's fucking going to town on that thing like it owes her money!\
273'''Q''': And now, he's just laughing like a joker for no discernible reason!\
274'''Murr''': Now you're a grown man crying on a bench!
275** The woman never pays any attention to Sal, in either of his attempts to start a conversation or his laughing fit. Sal just [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption throws up his hands and gets off the bench]].
276--->'''Sal:''' It's crazy how warm it got out here. It was so windy before. ''(gives up and walks away)''\
277'''Joe''': That was easy.\
278'''Murr''': We didn't have to give him anything!
279* A challenge set at the shooting of a Topgolf commercial involves the guys doing silly things to disrupt it, but special mention goes to Joe's turn. During the climax, Joe is told to repeatedly [[GroinAttack beat up his own balls]], desperately trying to keep a straight face, until the director orders a cut, at which point Joe goes "Oh, god. Thank god." and [[BelatedInjuryRealization immediately collapses as he clutches his crotch]].
280* One challenge has Sal, Q, and Murr pretending to be rat exterminators and working with unsuspecting assistants. Some highlights:
281** Near the end of his turn, Murr rides on a segway and has a casual conversation with his assistant while circling and fumigating him.
282** Q is told to use rat spray on himself, and is later covered with sticky traps. The assistant tries to help, only to have some of the sticky traps on him.
283** Sal is told to engage a fistfight with a giant rat (which is obviously a plush doll). This actually causes Sal's assistant to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flee the premises]], and he loses the challenge.
284* Q's punishment in "Drive, Drive, Drive" is to deliver food to Sal, Joe, and Murr...while having a bunch of muppets sing an annoying song on loop in the back. It doesn't take long for him to go insane with rage.

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