Line #18 Funny/HulkVs


1	! Hulk vs. Thor
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3	* Loki tries to lift Mjolnir. Even given the fact that he was using the Hulk's strength to do so, it doesn't go well.
4	* Loki sending Bruce Banner skidding a long way across a room by casually backhanding him (barely even touching him). Yes, Loki [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu just pimp-smacked Banner.]]
5	* After a lengthy battle, Hogun the Grim asks Volstagg if he plans to dispatch the troll he's currently sitting on, or have him for dinner. Volstagg then slams the mug of mead he's currently holding, onto the trolls' head.
6	** Fandral then teasing Hogun, over making a joke. The pair then get into an argument over who had just killed more of the enemy.
7	--> '''Hogun''': I've still slain more than thee, Fandral.
8	--> '''Fandral''': Well, we shall see who the maidens reward more.
9	* Thor tries encouraging Loki to march into battle with him, Loki is less than receptive.
10	-->'''Thor:''' Fight with me brother! Or die alone.\
11	'''Loki:''' Not much of a threat considering we're already in Hel...
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13	! Hulk vs. Wolverine
14	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hulkvdp.png]]
15	[[caption-width-right:350:[[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} The source of half this page and the reason why you remember this movie.]]]]
16	* All of Deadpool's dialogue, which was 90% improvised by Creator/NolanNorth.
17	** "[[SlowNo Noooooooo!]] [[{{Slow Motion}} Thaaaaaat waaaaaaas my favoriiite gunnnnnn!]]"
18	** "Logan, buddy! It's me, Deadpool! [[MockingSingSong I shot yooooou.]] :D"
19	** "Roooock-a-bye...BANG! Nyaha!"
20	** "Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?"
21	*** ''metallic ping'' "OWW! Dammit...!"
22	** "[[FeedItABomb Who wants snacks? YOU DO!]]"
23	** "Logan, [[BlatantLies I think we lost him!]]"
24	** "And I shot 'im in the ass, with one of these! What? I did."
25	--->'''Deadpool:''' Logan. We missed you. The Weapon X isn't the same without you. Nobody calls me "bub" anymore! And Omega Red's a bed wetter! ''[just then Omega Red enters with the Doc]''\
26	'''Omega Red:''' One day I will tear out your flippant tongue, Wilson.\
27	'''Deadpool:''' ''[whispers]'' He's very ashamed.
28	** Deadpool loves pointy things.
29	--->'''Professor:''' We put considerable time and money into you.\
30	'''Deadpool:''' And pointy things!
31	** "You know, I would think that the last thing he said was, 'AAAAAAAAAAH, Sabertooth!'"
32	** "Whatever you say ponytail, who am I to say no to a little murder? Strike a pose!"
33	** "BANG! Just kidding."
34	** Deadpool struggling to get his arm back together.
35	--->'''Deadpool:''' Could you give me a hand?
36	** TheStinger at the end of the Wolverine segment:
37	--->''[Deadpool crawls out of wreckage]''\
38	'''Deadpool:''' ...I can't believe it! I'm alive! ''[[TemptingFate I'm aliiiiiiiiiiii--]]''\
39	''(gets stomped on by Hulk's super leap)''\
40	'''Deadpool:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction ...ow...]]
41	* "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis HULK! SMASH! CLAW PEOPLE]]!"
42	** [[OhCrap The look of absolute horror on Sabretooth's face]] right as Hulk charges him.
43	--->'''Sabretooth''' [[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises No! NO!]] ''[[WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises WAIT!!]]''
44	** "[[BerserkButton TALKING MAN HURT HULK!]] '''HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD!!!'''''"
45	--->'''Deadpool:''' My head? Aw crap....
46	** Which is followed by Wolverine grabbing Deadpool, saying, "He's all yours, Einstein!" and launching him at the Hulk.
47	* Hulk and Lady Deathstrike's yelling contest deserves a mention.
48	* The fact that Wolverine eggs on the Hulk to destroy the Weapon X facility... only to realize Hulk is still quite pissed with him and bats him out of the facility with the support beam.
49	--->'''Wolverine:''' Hey I'm on your side, you flaming idiot!
50	* On a meta note, Creator/FredTatasciore and Creator/SteveBlum recorded together and had to be pulled apart slightly, because the pair were acting it up so much that the staff were worried, they'd both clock each other.

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