Line #95 Funny/HitlerRants


1	All of the WebVideo/HitlerRants videos are intended to be funny. But this is a list of parodies that happen to stand out for their [=CMoF=] moments:
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5	* [[LethalChef Cooking with the]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRf_qUT_8cA Fuhrer]].
6	--> '''Günsche''': It looks like [[CordonBleughChef you're just throwing random shit together]].
7	** Günsche's face is even edited to make him [[FascinatingEyebrow cock an eyebrow]] during this line!
8	** [[YesMan Goebbels tries to tell Hitler he loves his cooking]] while throwing up. So do the others. Then as Hitler yells at all of them for hating his food, ''HE'' throws up!
9	--> '''Hitler:''' It's almost as if someone rigged the plates or something!
10	--> '''Fegelein:''' [[NotMeThisTime Why the hell is everybody looking at me?!]]
11	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zVEkj95bAE Hitler Becomes a Wizard]]:
12	** Hitler giving Goebbels "a makeover" and turning Monhke into Creator/NicolasCage.
13	** [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Fegelein grabbing a hold of the magic pencil and turning Hitler into a toilet]], [[ToiletHumor which Günsche and Göring are about to use]].
14	** This:
15	--> '''Hitler:''' [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos We have a special guest visiting the bunker tonight!]]
16	** Later we get:
17	--> '''Hitler:''' [[BrickJoke Damnit, Jodl, don't make me summon Cthulhu again!]]
18	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjanqQ0ANxY Super Hitler Kart]]:
19	** Hitler and Günsche practicing their trash-talk:
20	---> '''Günsche''': You're ground motherfucking beef.
21	---> '''Hitler''': You think you can talk smack like the great one? Get that crap out of here! Here's how it's really done! Behold!: "My foot is going so far up your ass you'll be puking my shoe polish!" East Coast!
22	** And let's not forget Günsche returning in a ''[[TankGoodness battletank]]''... only to be foiled [[ClippedWingAngel by a]] ''[[ClippedWingAngel banana]]''.
23	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nu5Q5KjAWs Adolf Hitler VS A Fly]], which is... ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. HilarityEnsues.
24	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNX4TIhT64 Hitler is a Mall Santa]]:
25	** The sheer misery and torment Hitler goes through while working on the job.
26	-->'''Hitler''': I mean... I think that shit violated my Basic Human Rights or something...
27	** Hitler playing Santa to all of the bunker staff, particularly when Göring sits on his lap, resulting in him having to go to the hospital.
28	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD79GD11z2o Hitler's Secret Hobby]], which just so happens to be that he [[{{Crossdresser}} crossdresses]] in his spare time. It gets even more absurdly hilarious when Günsche joins in.
29	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXcZwfSb-68 Hitler is informed of the Wii U]]:
30	** Günsche constantly saying "Wii U".
31	** Hitler "chasing" Günsche.
32	* The ''[[Series/VivaLaBam Viva la]] [[AffectionateParody Fegel]]'' series:
33	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg4OpLMqJRM&index=1&list=PL5104B988B4829E52 Viva la Fegel 1]]
34	*** Goebbels as the announcer in the intro.
35	*** The piano gag at the end.
36	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbK2afdpC1I Viva la Fegel 2]]: "I'm sorry, did I say [[MemeticMutation t]][[GaleForceSound h]][[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim at]] out loud?"
37	*** The whole GagPenis sequence, especially when it goes up Günsche's nostril.
38	*** Himmler speaking in JiveTurkey and calling himself "''Himm-Dawg''."
39	*** Not to mention what plays out of his car when he gets in. "[[Series/SesameStreet SUNNY DAYS, SWEEPING THE CLOUDS AWAY]]".
40	*** The Viva La Fegel intro is hilarious in and of itself.
41	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF3nqpIwBb4 Viva La Fegel 3.]] The anvil.
42	*** Fegelein, with the help of a bunch of kids, drills a hole in the corridor to Hitler's room. Hitler falls through it.
43	*** At one point, Günsche puts a [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} blue portal]] in Hitler's room. After the above antic later on, Hitler finally loses it and orders Fegelein's execution. [[BrickJoke Fegelein opens up an orange portal just as he's about to be shot,]] and [[BatmanGambit the executioner ends up shooting Hitler instead, while Gunsche silently watches.]]
44	*** The entire YourMom contest, with highlights including [[ItsPersonal Mohnke and Goebbels actually insulting each other's mothers]] and Hitler epically owning his entire general staff.
45	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLv-TFfOCOE Viva La Fegel 4.]] Just when you thought Fegelein ran out of ideas, he strikes again. With Günsche being given an absolutely irritating {{dubstep}} voice. Even when snoring.
46	*** Hitler plans to use a head-shrinking trap on Fegelein, but that ended up backfiring on him.
47	*** The second half of the video parodies ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'', tarot cards and all.
48	*** Himmler drops the JiveTurkey speech, complaining about how stupid it sounded...then ''breaks the fourth wall and [[SelfDeprecation snarks about how unoriginal a gag his]] {{Lampshade Hanging}} is.''
49	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl1NytMcCbo Vival La Fegel 5.]] Fegelein uses [[Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Foxy]] to get to Hitler.
50	*** In one scene, Jodl objects to Hitler planning to spend money for his children's college tuition on a camera system. Cue a {{Smash Cut}} to Jodl having a black eye and apologizing.
51	*** Also, in the same scene, Jodl repeatedly telling everyone to leave the room and Hitler ordering them to stay.
52	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cvxVxvQhKo Hitler Kills]] [[Film/InglouriousBasterds Hitler]]
53	---> '''Downfall!Hitler:''' "EAT LEAD, FOOL!" ''(He and Feglein then shoot Inglorious!Hitler and I!Goebbels to pieces with Mp-40s on full auto)''
54	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgyo9N4vtqw Hitler has the hiccups]]
55	* All of the "Hitler is trapped" videos, but especially [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwmPvYAYWrY Hitler is trapped in an elevator]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEYDPrRJwWc Hitler is trapped in Chuikov's closet]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4SdDWO5o2k Hitler is trapped in Chuikov's drawings]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdqKG7Xkiw4 Hitler is trapped inside Göring]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDhsFnmMsio Hitler is trapped on a roller coaster]].
56	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FUepKOuwmM Hitler's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyrKjWlrbBY trips]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7Q3akfr7c to]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJPLeQ1JBc Japan]].
57	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj5bTHC9Iu8 Hitler is informed Günsche is sitting in his chair]]
58	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHORuk_Y66w Hitler plans a facial plastic surgery]]:
59	** Hitler being sentence-mixed to say "MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!!!!" and "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!"
60	-->'''Eva:''' ''(runs into Hitler's office)'' You can't have a facial surgery, can you?
61	-->'''Hitler:''' Haven't I made myself perfectly clear?
62	-->'''Eva:''' But this plan is complete nonsense! You are pretty just the way you are! Please think about your own health! You can't risk it for such a dumb idea-
63	-->'''Hitler:''' ''(farts loudly with a frustrated look on his face)''
64	-->'''Eva:''' ''(pauses for a moment and then runs backwards out of Hitler's office)''
65	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZIBQpE8whk Hitler plans to be a streaker]]:
66	** The premise of the video alone is this.
67	** Hitler singing Justin Bieber's "Baby".
68	** Hitler's "HA HA HA!", "YIPPEE!", and "Ta Taaaaah!!!"
69	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rTkAFkVWXk Hitler's door]] - Hitler's door apparently gains a mind of its own and attempts a getaway, with Dolfy and Günsche in pursuit.
70	** Hitler's WTF reaction when the door makes a "run" for it is priceless.
71	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zx9IMXbOOA Hitler's Thanksgiving Day!]]
72	** Hitler and Günsche hunting a turkey that carries a rather odd resemblance to Goebbels.
73	** Hitler actually trusting Fegelein with cooking the turkey.
74	---> '''Fegelein''': Cook it for 20 minutes, my ass! Let's go for an hour! That will spice things up!
75	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0fsmqeNi6A Hitler's explosive birthday]]:
76	-->'''Hitler:''' I've been blown up twice today, but at least I had a nice dinner.
77	* [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p9n8a Hitler marries Krebs to Burgdorf]]:
78	-->'''Hitler:''' And do you Wilhelm "[[TheAlcoholic Alcoholic Whiner]]" Burgdorf takes Hans Krebs to be your lawfully wedded husband. To love and to honor, in good times and bad times, so help you God?
79	-->'''Burgdorf:''' Mein Fuhrer, I love that man to death!
80	-->'''Hitler:''' Just give me an answer! Or I dump you in UsefulNotes/{{Iran}}!
81	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4gosgp-cc Fegelein buys Hitler a FegelStation.]]
82	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcDExJyJVM The FegelStation 2!]]
83	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6bL_k51jYc The FegelStation 3!]]
84	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmASDp7w-VY The FegelStation 4!]]
85	** And now, the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcHS_Uq_cI4 ReichStation]]!
86	** And then, the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31mekjG_JOE ReichStation II]]!
87	** And then, the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zpBwLN-0DI ReichStation III]]!
88	* Creator/DougWalker's [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/sketches/16796-hitler-spoof own take]] on the original rant, which also serves as a SelfDeprecation.
89	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWvKqnwkmFo Hitler Visits Ponyville Part II]], Fegelein's short-term solution for protecting the Bunker's inhabitants from [[Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles Pinkamena]].
90	-->'''Fegelein''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants We take the Fuerherbunker]] [[MemeticMutation and push it somewhere else]].
91	-->'''Krebs''': ({{Beat}})...This is not the time for your stupid jokes you idiot. There's a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Psychotic Party Pony]] on the loose.
92	-->'''Fegelein''': Then we better move now! PUSH NOW!
93	-->'''Bunker Residents''': ({{Beat}})
94	--> (Cut to the Bunker exterior, where we hear the sound of exertion and watch the Bunker entrance move to the sound of Fegelein's yelling).
95	* In ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okwqib7e3-o Hitler Becomes a Brony]]'', Hitler is ranting because the second season of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has not aired yet, but he finally learns, after Lauren Faust wasn't going to be the executive producer, Günsche shows him a newspaper with the title Fegelein Becomes Executive Producer For Season Two of MLP:[=FiM=].
96	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDWJY1I0BU Hitler Confronts Satan]]
97	-->'''Hitler''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu For being the "Prince of Darkness", you sure are an imbecile.]]
98	** Even better, this line is immediately followed by Hitler ''ordering Satan to bring him Fegelein's soul''. Old habits die hard, it seems. Or, Hitler [[HellHasNewManagement took control of Hell and made Satan his minion]], and is genuinely bossing the Devil himself around! Either way, it seems that Fegelein has managed to outwit them both!
99	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyC3jRIqhnY The bunker floor is on fire]] - Grawitz bitterly walking out of Hitler's office and right into the fire, not caring even when his entire head subsequently catches fire.
100	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqhD9F2rFrk Günsche Informs Hitler that Günsche is Fegelein]] - hilarious simply due to the amount of previous videoes where Hitler is screaming about how angry he is at Fegelein and he's been there the entire time.
101	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15lWBin06f8 Hitler plans to breathe.]]
102	-->'''Hitler''': [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I've recently discovered I might die if I don't breathe.]]
103	* Fegelein finally arrives to Hitler's office in "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRqWoRMehpo Hitler meets Fegelein (FINALLY!)]]", after Hitler has called for him so many times. Hitler has forgotten what he wanted to talk to Fegelein about.
104	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-4RJr0QtEw Hitler is informed that he's going to explode]]".
105	-->'''Hitler''': I will try to defuse [the bomb]. (''pushes the bomb off the table'') I failed!
106	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GDC-nTOoMk Hitler is]] Franchise/GreenLantern''.
107	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgakMsYC02g Hitler Sings Gangnam Style]]".
108	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUdKkNLQiWo Hitler rants about his synthesized voice]] and the sequel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcyeVPu05OQ Hitler plans to get his old voice back]].
109	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVNBt8l9E8c Hitler and the bunker staff try to reenact the trailer to]] Film/TheDarkKnightRises, only to be ruined by Jodl's flubbing of his Bane role and Fegelein entering in a 60's Robin outfit.
110	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idTxX05CmLg Hitler is informed he is dead]].
111	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOnNuNjmnng Hitler is informed he is sitting down]].
112	-->'''Hitler:''' I suppose Fegelein got you to inform about me sitting down just to piss me off? Well, it worked!
113	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOTkpPIXwJw Hitler Reviews]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Fegelein]].
114	-->''(cue Metal Gear "Game Over" screen as Hitler yells out:)'' '''Hitler:''' Fegelein! FEGELEIN!!! FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
115	** And let's not forget the "Bosses" Hitler mentions...
116	--> '''Hitler:''' "Revolver Burgdorf, Vulcan Göring, Psycho Skeletor, Sniper Magda and Grey Günsche..."
117	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWBv522Eevg Hitler has]] Music/JustinBieber Shot and Killed"
118	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcottCoAjk Kyuubey tricks Hitler into becoming a Magical Girl]]. The entirety of it.
119	* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuoFNwctizg Hitler rants about the Xbox One]], he declares the reveal show was so boring, he thought it was a Fegelein prank. In the next room, ''everyone'' glares at Fegelein.
120	* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tf5gCVFYw Return of Mama Hitler!]]"
121	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2VsW57s1r4 Hitler has been eaten by Göring]]
122	* The entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL313169BE46550D3B Hitler's F1 Race]] series. Especially so with the fourth installment's finale, as Dolfy gets killed by [[Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt two certain unholy angels.]]
123	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Ln6su5kOI Hitler is informed that he is Fegelein]]
124	* Behold, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke9aVmRSO4A Jodl's fastest objection ever!]]
125	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7AWsJWeT6c Hitler meets]] Series/{{Monk}}'', where Tony Shalhoub is digitally transposed into the ''Downfall'' clips. This includes a clip where superimposed Monk is seen tapping Hitler's nose!
126	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4ETx2xMyso Hitler VS]] [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Team Rocket]]'', if only for Hitler being ''utterly terrified'' at the revelation that such a GoldfishPoopGang is coming after him.
127	** Also has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gptg3M-ijn0 two]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTcknCIw8k sequels!]]
128	** Even more so given that Hitler indicates that it actually ''has'' been a CurbStompBattle up until this point. Apparently, Meowth ate Rommel's eyeballs (followed by Jessie ''[[FedToTheBeast feeding Rommel to Arbok]]'') , and James' Viktreebel ''sank the Bismarck!''
129	*** This is actually a case of Team Rocket proving to be self-aware, since the fact they always lost "because the good guys always won" gets ''INVERTED'', [[EvilVersusEvil since they're fighting]], well, ThoseWackyNazis.
130	--> '''Hitler:''' "'''[[VillainousBreakdown WE ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SCREWED!!! We don't stand a chance against Team Rocket!! They are going to kick our asses all the way to the Orange Islands!!]]'''"
131	--> '''Wilhelm Burgdorf:''' "But sir, Team Rocket always loses-!!"
132	--> '''Hitler:''' "''Because they always fought good guys, you '''dumbass!!'''''". (Throws pencils across the room) "'''[[CardCarryingVillain WE'RE EVIL!!!]]''' [[BlackAndGreyMorality And since they're less evil than us]], ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards that makes THEM the good guys!]]'' Good guys always win, and THAT is why we're going to get owned!! ''By [[PerkyFemaleMinion a brat in a miniskirt]], [[CartoonCreature a talking cat]], [[CampGay and a gay, rich guy]] '''with blue hair!! [[TerribleTrio BY THOSE THREE IDIOTS!!!!!]]'''''"
133	** Also funny: "Anyone who has [[PerverseSexualLust a crush on Jessie]], leave now." ''Almost everyone'' leaves.
134	** And then there's this moment, subverting one of the anime's RunningGags:
135	--> '''Burgdorf:''' "Maybe they'll send Cassidy and Bill--"
136	-->'''Hitler:''' "HIS NAME IS BUTCH! ''And they're even better!''"
137	** The kicker to all this? Hitler's last lines reveal that [[FreudianExcuse when he and Giovanni were kids]], he [[TheBully punched the latter in the nose, just for kicks]]...and that the CurbStompBattle he's received is the man's payback.
138	--> '''Hitler:''' ''(Profoundly depressed)'' [[LaserGuidedKarma "Man, karma sucks..."]]
139	** In the second video, the TerribleTrio pummel Berlin with artillery...but they aren't using shells, they're using [[LethalChef Jessie's cooking!]]
140	--> '''Heer Officer:''' "INCOMING OMELETTE!!" KABOOM!
141	** And in the finale of Part 3, Hitler and his crew steal Team Rocket's balloon and intend to fly it across the Swiss Alps to safety - only for the TerribleTrio in question to see it, and start chasing after it. And how does Jesse bring it down? ''With a freaking '''[[StuffBlowingUp rocket launcher]]!!!!''''' AND it results in a TotalPartyKill for Hitler's cabinet, making Team Rocket heroes overnight.
142	--> '''Jessie:''' "HEY! Here's some goo for all of you! ''HA HA HA!''" ''(BOOM!!)''
143	** The lead-up ''to'' said TotalPartyKill is an ''epic'' OhCrap moment for Hitler. Just as he thinks he's going to get away scot-free, he gets an intel report...
144	--> '''Hitler:''' ''(reading from a notice, getting increasingly shocked)'' "...We've been spotted by a pair of Team Rocket agents. And apparently this is THEIR balloon, and they've got anti-air weaponry. And they've likely been ordered to shoot down any suspicious aircraft. ...For the love of--[[ThisCannotBe YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!]]"
145	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySg6RI5K2YQ Hitler is informed by nobody and Günsche informs no one]] - Speaks for itself, really.
146	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEE131CF3do Fegelein Traps Jodl in a Günsche Costume!]]
147	** Jodl's voice coming out of what at first appears to be Günsche is both unexpected and hilarious.
148	-->'''Hitler:''' "How does it feel to have hair, dammit?!"
149	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mk-WhmDgQ Fegelein traps Krebs in a Günsche-costume]]
150	-->'''Krebs:''' "Fegelein has trapped me in a Günsche-costume. Shit, fuck, and dammit."
151	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SnWe8e0l-0 Hitler wants to find a new successor]], with the auditions ranging from Eduard Khil to Jodl to even Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
152	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWmvaNdQE4g The GoebbelGhost 2: Escape from the Spirit World]]
153	-->'''Fegelein:''' "Looks like Sleeping Beauty is up from her nap."
154	-->'''Hitler:''' ''(slams desk)'' "FEGELEIN!"
155	-->'''Fegelein:''' "Yes, that is my name."
156	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fz-B0gnv8 Hitler's White Halloween]]:
157	** Günsche's "gasp" when he sees the snow outside.
158	** Everyone's costumes, especially Krebs' and Goebbels' (rather fitting one).
159	-->'''Hitler:''' Now who's going to be the one to pass out the candy?........Why is everyone looking at me?"
160	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29bs_3zdYXg Dolfy Hiteau's The Bunker]], a parody of the infamous film, ''Film/TheRoom2003''. Made even funnier with Hitler taking down the [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Fegelein Critic]]'s review for copyright infringement.
161	--> ''"I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD!"''
162	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2F7oclBa6Y Traudl's secret admirers]] - The ending, especially.
163	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9v7LOw-RlE Hitler finally snaps.]]
164	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK6GN_mUbwk Hitler gets wasted for his birthday.]] Warning: NSFW!
165	* All the crossovers with ''{{WesternAnimation/Frozen\|2013}}''. Such as "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMZvX6WHq1E Hitler's Icy Plan: A Frozen Special]]", which involves Hitler seeking to acquire Elsa's cryokinetic abilities so he can use them against Fegelein. An advisor suggests a simpler solution would be liquid nitrogen.
166	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6IZtOAo8AE Traudl catches Hitler masturbating to a picture of Goring's wife (NSFW!!!)]]
167	--> '''Traudl (Disgusted):''' What has been seen cannot be unseen!
168	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5aGc7LDjWQ&list=UU5JWIIyrWpeNN1D8ZK4ftKQ Hitler Phones Himself]], especially Burgdorf's StealthInsult when Hitler discovers [[ItMakesSenseInContext that he doesn't want to speak to himself:]]
169	--> '''Hitler:''' "Dammit, am I really that big of an asshole?!"
170	--> '''Burgdorf:''' "No one knows you better than yourself, sir."
171	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2eRcHIVgSk Hitler the Freakout Fuhrer.]]
172	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk2uUPUFSMU Hitler has AIDS (NSFW)]] is hilariously dirty. It's also especially funny that Hitler reacts to his diagnosis with a bunch of Cockney swearing.
173	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQdzexzbumc Hitler Reacts to Wolfenstein 3D]]. The events of VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D seen through the eyes of Hitler and friends. Ol' Dolfy questions if his soldiers are even speaking German. Also, four words: '''[[NiceJobFixingItVillain INSANE POLLACK ENDS WAR]]'''
174	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7UFCzRIiwI Hitler plays 3D Custom Girl.]] Especially the ending.
175	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFBdY-uuQLg Hitler in the rollercoaster]].
176	--> '''Hitler''': [[IWantMyMommy Mommy, help meeeeee!!!!]]
177	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V8q6djfBws Hitler reacts to the low numbers of Irish people paying Irish Water bills]]. The icing on the cake it when one of his officers asks for a payrise.
178	--> '''Officer:''' But, my bonus.....
179	--> '''Hitler:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Your bonus will be a kick in the fucking balls!]]
180	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqqxRPZdfvs Hitler rants about Hitler Parodies]]. Particularly this golden line.
181	-->'''Wilhelm Burgdorf''': "But, Sir, I could not help but lol while watching [Hitler Parodies]!"
182	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24yUUHYlJEI Hitler reacts to]] Music/RebeccaBlack's ''Friday''.
183	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPhy6N1HZKc Fegelein & Hitler go Apple Bobbing]].
184	--> '''Fegelein:''' I bet you can't bob more than four apples, My Failüre.
185	--> '''Hitler:''' Just keep talking, Fegelein!
186	--> '''Fegelein:''' The moment of truth, here's the fourth one!! [[Film/TheWarriors Can you dig it?!!]]
187	--> [[JumpScare ''Cue Hitler screaming in pain as]] [[RazorApples he gets a razor]] [[BloodyHilarious stuck in his face''.]]
188	--> '''Fegelein:''' Now here's an antic you can [[{{Pun}} "sink your teeth" into!]]
189	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNuytJzGhmM Göring]] [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Is FAT!]]
190	** The scene where Göring [[BellyFlopCrushing accidentally crushes Traudl]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice is rather painfully amusing]]. Specially the part where he gets shot, but [[KevLard his stomach prevents him]] [[MadeOfIron from getting injured]].
191	--> '''Göring''' (While getting shot): [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 I AM]] [[KevLard BULLET-PROOOF]]!!!
192	* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZqq0T-dtU Hitler provides IT Support]]:
193	-->'''Koller:''' [[TooDumbToLive I've accidentally deleted the System32 folder]].[[note]]For those less tech-savvy: the [=System32=] folder contains vital Windows files and deleting it will render Windows unusable. Needless to say, DoNotTryThisAtHome unless you don't mind reinstalling Windows and losing your data if you don't recover it somehow.[[/note]]
194	* Hitler [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5_FSZv2KMg plans to get Göring into shape]]. Possibly the funniest is the first attempt with Goring being tricked into running, culminating in a [[EpicFail disastrous]] SS military operation to ''help Goring stand up with a crane''.
195	-->'''Fegelein:''' The crane's collapsing, [[OhCrap I CAN'T PULL UP GOERING]]!
196	-->''Cue the crane collapsing''
197	-->'''Fegelein:''' FAIL SHITLER!!!
198	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mctfepK91Vo Goring doesn't want to eat soup]]. Even if it's some genuinely good spinach soup Hitler cooked himself.
199	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj4bcs002Yg Hitler hiring Traudl]] is both sweet and funny for its sheer contrast to the usual scenes, particularly Hitler as a very calm, grandfatherly, AffablyEvil figure. Arguably the funniest part is the implication that Hitler become a ranting BadBoss ''thanks to meeting Fegelein''.
200	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQk7XQcFKts Hitler can't remove his glasses]], nor can he rant without taking them off first.
201	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eT1C6J5fnk Hitler rants about his Vocoder voice]], which also affects ''everyone'' in the Bunker. Well, everyone [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlpYI3LaKjU except Fegelein]]. Later on, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIhilirGgLU everyone starts having fun with it]].
202	-->'''Krebs:''' I can sing while pointing at maps.
203	-->'''Traudl:''' Don't cry, we can become singers now.
204	-->'''Hitler:''' Never in my life have I sounded as bloody stupid as I sound right now.
205	* [[LethalChef Hitler]] (who uses cat litter and dental anesthetic as part of his regular ingredients) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1SA2Lze6dw becomes the bunker chef]]. The crowning moment is probably this:
206	-->'''Hitler:''' (reading a message at the dinner table) Himmler...[[DrivenToSuicide has committed suicide]] [[FateWorseThanDeath rather than continue as my taste tester]].
207	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65Vj41N00A Hipster Hitler]]. When Hitler decides to attend a figure drawing class, the nude model turns up to be [[FanDisservice Hermann Göring]].
208	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyP0QN8nYI8 Hitler Watches Ancient Aliens]]. Hitler decides to watch Creator/TheHistoryChannel. However, ''Series/AncientAliens'' seems isn't what he can endure...
209	-->'''Hitler:''' "Oh, look, this caveman drew a picture of a rock! An alien must've helped him! YA YA YA YA YA!".
210	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHnraUGzR8 Hitler's Unpleasant Birthday Surprise!]]
211	** [[https://youtu.be/KVHnraUGzR8?t=2m54s Goring shows up]] [[SarcasmMode to perform a]] ''strip-tease'', causing [[BrainBleach Hitler to splash himself with Clorox bleach]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice and projectile vomiting at the same time]] while [[ActuallyPrettyFunny the others find it pretty amusing]].
212	** [[https://youtu.be/KVHnraUGzR8?t=3m46s In the next morning]], [[TheDogBitesBack Hitler finally gets his revenge]] on his friends for ruining his birthday by locking them inside the dining room with Goring causing a nasty surprise after consuming baked-beans with '''[[LaxativePrank LAXATIVES]]'''! The result: Anyone tried to run away only to be ''[[{{Pun}} gas]][[ToiletHumor sed]]'' by Göring!
213	** Fortunately for Hitler, the ending is quite SugarWiki/{{heartwarming\|Moments}} as Fegelein [[PetTheDog gives him a copy of]] VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4 that Wenck delivered as a birthday present.
214	-->'''Hitler (Satisfied):''' [[EarnYourHappyEnding A great birthday, after all!]]
215	* The early parts of the 2018 World Cup is basically can be summed up Hitler being on the receiving end of a constant HumiliationConga as the teams that he supported gets eliminated one-by-one. It starts off when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yePGLTQgNIw he founds out Germany lost to Mexico in their opening match]], and it only gets worse from there. His luck starts to turn around in the quarter-finals, after Belgium and Croatia won their respective quarter-finals matches against Brazil and Russia, and now Hitler waits as he hopes Croatia can beat France in the finals...
216	** There's also his ''massively'' long BigNo scream that he did when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hXA5NS7Qw&t=0s Germany gets eliminated]] in last place in their group during the group stage.
217	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtFCuNOZswg Hitler discovers Bowsette.]] It borrows some footage from "Traudl catches Hitler masturbating to a picture of Goring's wife" (and even Traudl's reaction -- the creator, Mein Unterkampf, even asked permission from the original video's creator), but the reaction of everyone in the bunker once they see video evidence of Hitler slapping his sausage to JustForFun/{{Bowsette}} RuleThirtyFour [[CrossesTheLineTwice is golden]].
218	-->'''Burgdorf: (singing)''' ''Der Faelure [sic] likes to wank to Bowsette porns. [sic]''
219	-->''He cums on her titties''
220	-->''And he cums on her face.''
221	-->''[[CaughtWithYourPantsDown When Traudl comes in]], then OH NO!''
222	-->''POOR OLD MAN!''
223	* A trend has started that instead of adding something to the part where Hitler tells everyone except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf to leave room the parody simply shows Hitler taking off his glasses and skipping the line and making everyone leave as showing that they know what's coming.
224	* While this isn't based from ''Film/{{Downfall}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj0ORplI630 this parody]] adds {{Gag Sub}}s to the bunker scene of an already English-language ''Hitler: The Last Ten Days'' with Creator/AlecGuinness:
225	-->'''Hitler:''' I only have one question:[[labelnote:"translated" line]]I want to know the whereabouts...[[/labelnote]] What's with all the fucking subtitles?[[labelnote:"translated" line]]... of Obergruppenführer Steiner and his army corps.[[/labelnote]] For Christ's sake, we're already speaking English.[[labelnote:"translated" line]]I still haven't heard a single word about the attack I ordered.
226	[[/labelnote]]
227	** It provides an interesting perspective, as a common complaint [[AmericansHateTingle Germans and German-speakers]] have with ''Downfall'' parodies is how distracting it can be to read intentionally incorrect subtitles when you fully understand what is being said.

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