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4* Pretty much every time Gordon decides to have a little fun by making a joke or pulling a prank at the expense of Jean-Philippe and his unflappable stuffiness.
5** Or the pranks he pulls on the chefs. One episode had them woken up by chickens, which they were to catch and bring down to the kitchen, then he took one as if to butcher it.
6--->Time to prepare these chickens. ''(brings cleaver up, then drops it next to the chook)'' Not ''these'' chickens, you doughnuts.
7** Another time was in Season 7, where Chef Scott woke them up to get changed, and the chefs think they're going to a slaughterhouse. They see a pig pen outside, think they're adorable, then see Chef Ramsay grimly sharpening a knife. Turns out they weren't to butcher the pigs, but chase them for ingredients attached to them.
8** For that matter, about half the insults he throws around are absolutely hilarious, as long as you aren't fond of the recipient. For someone who specializes in the ClusterFBomb, Ramsay's occasional use of "bozo" "donut" or "muppet" will crack you up.
9** Then there was that time in Season 6 (the vegetarian challenge for kids) that has Ramsay grab onto Jean Philippe and throw him around like a ragdoll...with poor Jean being the target of confetti and party poppers!
10* The blind taste test often evokes these. Expect some truly EpicFail moments. Like confusing lobster with egg yolk.
11** Season 15's Frank takes the cake, at one point responding "snickers".
12* From Website/TelevisionWithoutPity
13** "How do you make a burrito into "fine dining"? Microwave it while watching ''Series/DowntonAbbey'', of course!"
14** Next, we get a suspiciously good close-up of Nilka cutting into some uncooked chicken. Gordon is angry. "Raw! Raw! Raw!" That’s the spirit! Rah, rah, rah!
15* On a few occasions, a customer will go up to the kitchen and ask Gordon some questions. While no malice is intended, the customer is interrupting kitchen operations and the customer gets a good telling off. In the funniest instance, a particularly persistent, not to mention particularly busty, female customer is verbally pwned. (Said guest ruined two dishes in revenge and had to be escorted out by security.)
16* Every time they've done the "Run the pass" challenge later in the season, Scott and [[RevolvingDoorCasting Maryann/Gloria/Heather/Andi]] will make deliberate mistakes. Every time the contestant catches them, Scott's responses are an amusing case of BadBadActing.
17-->'''Holli''': Scott, the scallops need to be cooked on the other side as well.
18-->'''Chef Scott''': [[BlatantLies I thought we only cook them on one side.]]
19* Every time Chef Ramsay does a "GET OUT!!" or "FUCK OFF!!" kicking a chef or the whole team out of the kitchen.
20* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZIXEXqSdtw This video]] that was released during April Fools Day.
21* The theme song, ''Fire'' by the Ohio Players, is a love song. The way it's worded, though, it's not hard to hear it as Ramsay chewing out the 'chefs' in his kitchen for being so incompetent. It's just such a perfect turnaround from the original meaning, it's beautiful.
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25* In a late Season 1 episode, Elsie is doing tableside Caesar salad and a guest makes a trivial complaint of his lettuce not being cut up (which his fellow guests call him out on). JP and Elsie joke away from the table that they will treat him like a child who needs their food cut up for them.
26* Wendy's unclear on the finer points of chemistry. Gordon can't even recover from the shocking stupidity to yell at her, and can only muster a FlatWhat in response.
27-->'''Wendy:''' I thought cold water boiled faster than hot water, chef!
28* In the blind taste test, Jimmy is given Chicken. His guess makes the other chefs crack up and makes Gordon damn near FaceFault:
29-->'''Jimmy''': It tasted like meat tortellini with a bit of sweated onions in the background.\
30'''Ramsay:''' Jesus christ! ''(takes a moment to recover)'' That was chicken, you twat!
31** Ramsay nearly falls over again when Jessica ([[EpicFail somehow]]) confuses scallops for liver. His shocked tone of voice when repeating Jessica's answer makes it seem like he's about to ''faint''.
32* Michael presented one dish with the mushrooms carved out in the "HK" logo. Gordon soon asks if he had it tattooed on his ass.
33-->'''Gordon''': ''(suppressing a laugh seeing the plate)'' Michael, you wise-ass.
34* [[Film/FullMetalJacket "You cook like old people fuck!"]] That was from Michael, who was TheQuietOne of the season, which came out of nowhere, to the point Gordon immediately breaks into laughter.
35** He then practices being assertive by reciting all of Ramsay's insults out loud. Ralph was really amused by this.
36* During the final service, Ralph told Dewberry that he was his rock of Gibraltar, but Dewberry said he rather be Creator/BradPitt's wife. That caused Ramsay and Sous Chef Scott to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny break down snickering]].
37-->'''Ralph''': He's got issues.
38* The second dinner service in Hell’s Kitchen history is called off after someone orders a pizza. You read that right - the chefs did so poorly that someone ordered a pizza for their table. And by the time it was delivered and fully eaten, their food ''still'' hadn't arrived.
39* This moment when both the chefs are discussing with the experts on how they want their side of the restaurant to look, and JP is obviously in charge of the front of house.
40-->'''Ralph''': Men are men, and women are women, and there's no reason to dress them alike.\
41'''Jean-Phillipe''': No... do you want the ladies to wear, err... black panties?\
42'''Ralph''': ''[stunned {{beat}}]'' Excuse me?
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46* Can we start with the mere FACT that a stockbroker (Tom) actually claimed Chef Ramsay wouldn't want to get into a street fight with him? "Idiotic" doesn't BEGIN to cover it, as [[TooDumbToLive Chef Ramsay happens to be a Black Belt as well as a professionally trained boxer, as one contestant found out in the first season, and another one would later on.]]
47** Tom igniting a pan, then continuing to cook in it. Gordon sounds like he's about to start crying.
48---> [[{{HeroicBSoD}} THE DUCK'S BURNT! You’re cooking in a burnt pan, you fucking dick! Oh my god, leave it, leave it, leave it! Just fucking leave it! You're gonna blow fire in your face, you fucking DONKEY!!]]
49* A subtle, but priceless example in the Season 2 finale. As Chef Ramsay looks over Virginia's dining room, he praises the lighting because ladies like to be lit up. Virginia comments, "It's interesting that you know that."
50* Virginia's response in the signature dishes (she had made a salad):
51-->'''Ramsay''': Is there anything cooked in this dish?
52-->'''Virginia (in a hopeful tone)''': The nuts are toasted.
53* The customers become so impatient for food on opening night that they chant, "We want our food!", forcing Ramsay to shut the kitchen down.
54* One customer complained about his risotto not having any pumpkin. He first complained about this to Jean-Philippe before making his way to the front of the kitchen to confront Gordon about it [[BerserkButton while also interrupting Gordon while he's busy working in the kitchen]]. It goes about as well as you can expect:
55-->'''Customer:''' I just want more pumpkin in my risotto!\
56'''Ramsay:''' Right. Well, I'll get you more pumpkin and I'll [[AssShove ram it right up your fucking arse]]. [[DeadpanSnarker Would you like it whole or diced?]]
57** And as revealed in the Served Raw featurette, the customer did answer that he wanted it diced!
58* You have another one of the dumbest chefs on the show, Giacomo, asking Scott to help with a cold oven. What's wrong with the oven?
59--> '''Scott:''' Dude, you don’t have the fucking gas on, stupid!
60* Gordon flipping out over Sara not using a non-stick pan, complete with InopportuneVoiceCracking.
61--> '''Ramsay:''' If you sauté scallops in a non-stick pan, they won't stick. That's why it's called fucking '''''NON-STIIIIICK!''''' I don't know what non-stick means in Texas sweetheart, but '''FUCK ME!'''
62* A bit of dry snark from the voiceover:
63--> '''Voiceover''': Everyone wants to give it their all...\
64''[cue a clip of Virginia talking about pushing her 110/115% effort up to 150% tonight]''\
65'''Voiceover''' ... Some more than what's mathematically possible.
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69* Jen's reaction to the "lame duck" incident in episode 5.
70-->'''Ramsay''': What is that?
71-->'''Jen''': That's a duck breast.
72** She wasn't lying. The duck breast was the ''only'' thing on the plate. And it was rubbery and overcooked at that.
73** There's also Chef Ramsay's reaction when the domes come off, and he just looks like he's trying not to explode.
74** Before the food was served, there's the soon-to-be-married couple's entrance into Hell's Kitchen. As they're walking in, Ramsay starts clapping for them...only to turn around and give an annoyed, "Clap, you idiots!" look to the contestants.
75** "Get. Out. My. Sight". As Russell Howard noted in ''Series/WouldILieToYou'', Gordon was so cross that he forgot to say "of".
76** From that same episode during the service, Francisco the party planner tries to order JP to tell the kitchen to feed the bride's parents. Naturally, JP isn't impressed by Francisco trying to do his job for him, so JP [[BatmanGambit tells him]] to [[TooDumbToLive take it directly to Gordon]]. Gordon proceeds to tear Francisco a new one for it.
77* Bonnie runs through the dorms with nothing but a ModestyTowel before a challenge at one point.
78* Rock and Bonnie have to clean the dorms, where Bonnie says she cannot clean despite being a nanny and needs to eat, drink, rest, etc. When Rock sarcastically asks if she needs anything else and she asks for a foot rub, Rock makes an ''absolutely hilarious'' bug eyed crazy face like he's about to snap clean in two, worse than when he scored his own bleep-o-fucking meter on having to sort through trash, this time it's clearly PlayedForLaughs.
79* The chefs getting one-on-one assertiveness training with Gordon - i.e., yelling at him as if they were in his position and he was fucking up like they would. HilarityEnsues:
80** Both Rock and Jen fail their first attempt, and in order to encourage Jen to be more assertive, Gordon tells her to imagine that he microwaved her Golden Retriever and it exploded. And during Jen's first attempt, the camera briefly cuts to the other side of the kitchen where you can see [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Sous Chef Scott laughing about it]].
81** Bonnie, on the other hand, nails her first attempt so well that she surprised Gordon with how angry she sounded.
82* Bonnie's reaction to the covered up lobster tank, thinking it was a piano.
83* During one challenge, Rock asks for thyme. Ramsay misunderstands and tells him how much time is left.
84* In a deleted scene from the finale when Josh and Vinnie are on Rock's team, they make the mistake of asking Sous Chef Scott how long on the garnish. His reaction is priceless.
85--> '''Sous Chef Scott:''' Am I in charge of the garnish now because you two fucking dickheads can't handle it? Green beans are coming right up. How long on the garnish because you two douchebags can't handle it? "How long on the fucking garnish?" I love that.
86* Bonnie's cheese course dish in the signature dish challenge gave us this little exchange.
87-->'''Gordon:''' I think I'll start here, and work my way there.
88-->'''Bonnie:''' It actually goes the other way. ''(Cue a series of double takes)''
89-->'''Gordon:''' Oh so I have to go ''here'' and work my way ''there''? And that's gonna make a big difference in terms of what I'm eating?
90-->'''Bonnie:''' Yes, chef.
91-->'''Gordon:''' ''(Beat)'' [[DeadpanSnarker There's a first for everything.]]
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95* Craig's first appearance on the ConfessionCam wearing his hat. The camera has zoomed out to where his head is barely in the frame so you can see how freaking tall his hat is.
96** Ramsay asked if he had [[CompensatingForSomething "Small Boy Syndrome" downstairs.]]
97** Then there's when Ramsay tells him to take it off; Craig looks positively bummed out and claims he "feels naked" without it.
98* Matt's Exotic Tartar, made with venison, caviar, diver scallops, capers, raw quail's egg, and ''white chocolate''. Ramsay asked at first if he was being Punk'd. The fact that it made him throw up is just the icing on the cake.
99-->'''Ramsay:''' Do you smoke?
100-->'''Matt:''' Cigarettes??
101-->'''Ramsay:''' No.
102* Petrozza's dish, which was a cornish game hen stuffed in a pumpkin. The dish's name? [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Hen in a Pumpkin."]]
103-->'''Narrator:''' With Rosann's dish receiving a good review from Chef Ramsay, [[TemptingFate things might be looking up.]]
104-->'''Ramsay:''' ''(Lifts up the tray cover)'' Oh, fuck me.
105-->'''Narrator:''' Or are they?
106-->'''Ramsay:''' What in the fuck...Happy Halloween?
107-->'''Ramsay:''' Right now, looking at that mess, I'd like to stick your fucking head in there, you know that.
108** Ramsay looks positively mortified as Petrozza prepares the dish for him. He is appropriately astonished when he finds how lacking in flavor it was.
109* During the Blue Team's disastrous first service, Chef Ramsay describes Louross as "running around like a toilet brush."
110-->'''Ramsay:''' All of you, come here! RUN, DOMINIC! YOU LAZY FUCKER!
111* In relation to the chicken episode in the General section, there's a shot of Bobby, the guy who calls himself the "Black Gordon Ramsay", stroking the chicken in his hands in nervousness, and one of Jason covering his chicken's eyes.
112** During the chicken cutting challenge, [[StrawMisogynist Jason]] [[HeManWomanHater goes on a long confession cam speech about how the men will totally own the women because they're men.]] Immediately afterward, Ramsay tells Jason to get his hands off the desk, picks up a piece, and asks, "Did you fuck the chicken?!"
113* Episode 2: While serving as assistant maitre'd during service, Craig accidentally hit a customer in the head while moving a chair. Jean-Philippe's immediate reaction says it all.
114* Chef Ramsay's comment to Jason, after Jason said he ran his ass off trying to help his team.
115-->'''Ramsay:''' You move like a fucking tortoise giving birth.
116* Episode 4: Ramsay has been getting angry with Ben, for his constant excuses as well as early celebration with Bobby. After dinner service, Ramsay has some choice words for Ben. Craig's reaction most likely matched the audience's.
117-->'''Ramsay:''' Ben, what you've done and your ambitions, you do, seriously, suprise me.
118-->'''Ben:''' [[SmugSnake Thank you, Chef. I was hoping you'd see that. I give it all I've got. Give it 110.]]
119-->'''Ramsay:''' You surprise me to how ''shit'' you are.
120-->'''Ben:''' (Looks down, embarrassed) [[BreakTheHaughty Oh...thank you...]]
121** He does it again to Louross in Episode 5.
122** The moment right before elimination:
123-->'''Ben:''' I'm just gonna keep giving you 100%, Chef. Every day.
124-->'''Matt:''' And I'll give you 125%, Chef.
125-->'''Ramsay:''' ''[Looks at Craig, expectantly]''
126-->'''Craig:''' [[TheDitz I don't know percentages...]]
127-->'''Ramsay:''' ''[Slaps his leg in frustration]''
128-->'''Craig:''' ...But just, over that.
129** Finally, Chef Ramsay's parting words for Craig.
130-->'''Craig:''' Thank you, Chef, thank you.
131-->'''Ramsay:''' Thank you... thank you, for giving me one big, fucking headache.
132* During one of the punishments, the losing team had to dress up in white jumpsuits. Louross decided to have a little fun with his by hiking it up so his head couldn't be seen and running around as though he was a ghost.
133* Jason was unable to keep his soufflés from sticking to the cups, and mentioned to Ramsay that he was going to try brushing sugar and cocoa around the rim to prevent this (for those of you that don't know, this is standard practice. It's literally the ''first'' thing you're supposed to do when cooking a soufflé). After hearing this, Gordon [[StunnedSilence stood there slack-jawed for a few seconds]] before going to the counter in between the kitchens...[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xId4jQZ97xo and bashing his forehead against it repeatedly]].
134** Episodes later, Louross is tanking hard on the meat station and his beef wellington isn't going up to pass. Petrozza gets a crazy idea: slice a sliver off to reveal that the meat's cooked well. Louross is cursing and stating that it wouldn't work. [[CrazyEnoughToWork Cue Scott stating it was good.]]
135-->'''Louross''': (in confession cam) Oh my god! That was the most ghettoist thing that's ever happen in this kitchen!
136* This ''slightly'' worrying quote from Matt during the taste test in which the meats were replaced with vegetarian substitutes:
137--> '''Matt''': For a second I thought it was cat, 'cause it's stringy... not that I ever ate cat before.
138* During one of the punishments, Jean-Philippe is trying to get a smile out of Jen, which doesn't work. So later on, he brings in a live crab and starts teasing Jen with it.
139* Ramsay's elimination quote to Matt was set up like a limerick:
140-->''There once was a boy named Matt\
141Whose kitchen performance fell flat.\
142He was far from neat, miserable on meat,\
143So I kicked him out, and that's that.''
144* This little exchange between Gordon and Corey during a black jacket challenge.
145--> '''Ramsay''': Corey, what're you doing?\
146'''Corey''': Making chips Chef.\
147'''Ramsay''': ''Dish'' you banana.\
148'''Corey''': Oh! Grilled salmon BLT, Chef.
149* In season 4, the assertiveness training that the last 3 contestants got. In preparation for getting a chance to run the kitchen, Gordon teaches each of the contestants how to be more aggressive. Seeing Gordon encouraging them to scream at him and cuss him out is priceless.
150* When a fire starts in the kitchen, two girls on the Red Team try ''[[EpicFail blowing on it]]''.
151* During a conversation between Ben and Bobby, Ben mentions that Hell's Kitchen is harder than boot camp. Cue Petrozza coming into the room casually asking if anyone wants a cookie.
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155* Danny's signature dish was a grilled banana. Gordon calls him bananas, and we get this:
156--> '''Ramsay''': So the idea came from where?
157--> '''Danny''': I just pulled it out of my ass, chef.
158--> '''Ramsay''': [[AssShove Put it back in there, 'cause it sucks]].
159* The second episode service is just one long funny moment, mainly because of [[FromBadToWorse how everything continues to go wrong]] as it goes on:
160** Ramsay spends a good part of it grilling [[KnowNothingKnowItAll Colleen]] for her lack of cooking skills despite her being a culinary teacher - and then she fucks up completely at the fish station.
161---> '''Ramsay:''' Hey madam, lift that lid off, it looks black.
162---> '''Colleen:''' It is black! Both of them!
163---> '''Ramsay:''' ''SHIT!'' '''SHIT!''' '''''IT'S BLACK!'''''
164---> '''Colleen:''' Yes chef!
165---> '''Ramsay:''' '''''OH MY GOD!''''' Hey, madam - ''GET OUT!''
166** [[TheLoad Lacey]] spends the episode waiting the dining room, and when she gets stuck at doing a very simple task, she complains to JP that she never waited tables before - prompting JP to do a [[NotSoAboveItAll high-pitched imitation]] of Lacey's voice while speaking gibberish.
167** Chef Ramsay catches Seth hiding the cut off parts of a filet he was slicing in the cupboard, and once he takes it out, it only ends up confirming his suspicions that Seth fucked it up. He then tells everyone to "Look at the filet!" During this scene, there's a quick shot of Ben's reaction, which can best be described as, "D8". Ramsay then gets so livid he just ''[[TantrumThrowing throws the entire waste at Seth]].''
168---> '''Ramsay''': We've fucking WASTED the most expensive part! ''LOOK AT IT!'' What are you gonna do, get Daddy to buy you a new one?!
169** From that same scene, Gio's reaction when he saw what happened:
170--->'''Giovanni''': (ConfessionCam) He molested that poor thing! People have gone to jail for worse, but it looked like he went at it with a jackhammer.
171* In the challenge that episode, Gordon has the chefs dig through a box containing clams to be shucked, and warns Robert not to fall in them after he leans down a bit too much. Almost immediately after, Colleen ends up falling in.
172* Robert was single-handedly keeping the appetizers flowing during Lacey's ultimately fatal meltdown on the meat station, and got going so fast that he ended up busting open the seat of his pants. Even if you consider that type of thing to be puerile, Robert's nonchalant reaction to the situation in both the kitchen and the ConfessionCam inserts was brilliantly funny. ('''''RIIIIIIIIP!''''')
173-->"I'll cook in my boxer shorts. I don't give a shit."
174** Honestly, Robert may very well be the funniest contestant the show has ever had:
175-->'''(To Lacey)''': "Dude, I swear to God, if you win this, I will hang up my coat and become a crack whore dude."
176-->'''(Upon hearing Ben's idea to put poached halibut on the menu)''': "I can just imagine a group of old fuddie-duddies sitting around in the dining room going [in a faux-sophisticated tone] 'I'll have the poached halibut, with ''extra'' poached please'."
177-->'''(Finding out he has to make a dish of only 700 calories)''': "I take 700 calorie BITES."
178-->'''(In an increasingly high-pitched voice)''': "Can't take da heat, get out da kit-CHEEEEEEEEN!"
179* During the blind taste test challenge, Robert and Giovanni went up against each other. Neither got a single point. One particular moment comes from their confession cam reaction to the pea tendrils.
180-->'''Giovanni:''' Pea tenders? What are those?
181-->'''Robert:''' Dude... does it look like I eat fucking pea tendrils?
182** The Blue Team was confident that Robert would guess black truffle correctly, as they were his favorite. Ramsay was bemused by this, and without skipping a beat, asks Robert what he just tasted.
183-->'''Robert:''' Tasted like shit, whatever it was!
184** At the beginning of the challenge, Ben and Andrea were asked to put on blindfolds and headphones. Andrea starts dancing to the music, and Ramsay tests out the headphones by calling Ben a "fat fuck"...to which Ben doesn't react at all.
185* During the elimination sequence in Episode 7, after Gordon asks who he thinks from the Blue Team (who lost the dinner service that night) should go home, Robert explains that he wants Lacey gone and Lacey explains that she wants Robert gone, leading to this quote from Gordon:
186-->'''Gordon:''' Why do you want to get rid of each other? Is there love in the air? ''(cut to a few of the contestants trying and failing to hold back a laugh)''
187** Neither of them were eliminated, since J had already gotten eliminated during dinner service due to his constant screw-ups.
188* Episode 9 was particularly funny. During one of the challenges, Paula (a normally rational contestant) was looking for a piece of kitchen equipment and she asked Chef Ramsay if he could find a chinois for them. Predictably, he told her to f**k herself and asked her if she wanted a latte as well.
189** In that same episode, Chef Ramsay calls Ben a "shellfish bastard" when he found that Ben was hiding a bottle of alcohol.
190** Later that episode, Ramsay really gives it to [[ButtMonkey Ben]] over his mishaps on the garnish station:
191-->'''Chef Ramsay''': You're clumsy!\
192'''Ben''': Yes, chef!\
193'''Chef Ramsay''': You salted it!\
194'''Ben''': Yes, chef!\
195'''Chef Ramsay''': You over-seasoned it!\
196'''Ben''': Yes I did, chef!\
197'''Chef Ramsay''': You over-reduced it!\
198'''Ben''': Yes, chef!\
199'''Ben''': ''[in confessional]'' I'm a ''soldier'', that's why I say "yes, chef"!\
200'''Chef Ramsay''': [[GilliganCut Hey, clumsy fuck]].\
201'''Ben''': Yes, chef!
202* Paula's nomination in Episode 11, even though she had a flawless performance that night (and most of the past ones for that matter). Andrea had by far the worst performance that night, but won an immunity card from the recent challenge, leaving options very limited. When Andrea told Chef Ramsay Paula, he was taken aback (while Paula actually chuckled) and asked why. She justified it with "lack of communication," which was blatantly false. He noted to himself that this should be quick. He asked Paula why she should stay. She started explaining how she felt like she had been a solid performer throughout the competition. Chef Ramsay cuts her off in the middle of her first sentence and tells her to get back in line. He wasn't kidding about it being quick.
203* Episode 13. After a good dinner service, the cooks had a little fun with Chef Ramsay.
204-->'''Chef Ramsay''': Look closely. Do you notice anything different?
205-->'''Paula''': Your hair?
206-->'''Chef Ramsay''': My hair? No, not my fucking hair.
207-->'''Andrea''': You have a spot on your jacket?
208-->'''Chef Ramsay''': (looks down at his jacket first) No! What's different?
209-->'''Andrea''': You're smiling!
210-->'''Chef Ramsay''': Exactly!
211* The finale, when Chef Ramsay "announced" the winner. (Warning, spoiler alert)
212-->'''Chef Ramsay''': The winner... of Hell's Kitchen...lives in Florida.
213-->(Cut to Paula's mouth dropping)
214-->'''Paula''': (ConfessionCam) Oh my God. That's me! I live in Florida!
215-->(Then she frowns as she has an "oh wait" moment)
216-->'''Paula''': (ConfessionCam) Wait a second...''Danny'' lives in Florida too.
217* When Danny wins, he gets so excited that it looks like he's about to tumble down the stairs. Doubles as a SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoment.
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221* From the premiere during the signature dish challenge:
222** Amanda comes in with her dish, before rushing back with two glasses of tequila for herself and Ramsay, clearly plastered out of her mind. Before she even lifts the dome off, she announces that her dish is '''french toast topped with tequila'''. She then downs her glass right in front of Ramsay, who just stares at her completely dumbfounded. And then he finally sees the dish, with Amanda smiling cluelessly through the entire thing.
223-->'''Ramsay:''' I thought you were joking. (...) What the fuck were you doing for forty-two minutes? Because that literally takes three minutes. Shocking!
224** Then we have Melinda, who struts in boasting almost sensuously of her lobster tail dish, complete with a ''hair flip'' for Gordon's pleasure as she grins flirtatiously at his direction. And then the dome comes off to reveal ''no lobster tail''.
225-->'''Ramsay:''' Where's the lobster tail? Where's the fucking tail?! Absolutely fucking pathetic!
226** It becomes all the more hilarious in the first service after Melinda is caught wasting a truckload of pasta capellini, the entire time staring with a "deer in the headlights" look as Ramsay chews her out.
227** Louie claims his dish, sausage gravy over biscuits, is sold by five gallons every week, causing Chef Ramsay to ask if he serves it to pigs.
228* Jim also deserves some mention.
229-->'''Chef Ramsay:''' Jim, do me a favor.
230-->'''Jim:''' (ConfessionCam) I'm not intimidated by anybody.
231-->'''Chef Ramsay:''' Take your coat off.
232-->'''Jim:''' (Immediately) Ok. (cuts to the ConfessionCam as he takes coat off)
233-->'''Jim:''' (ConfessionCam) [{{Beat}}] Alright, I'm a little intimidated by Chef Ramsay.
234** Some of the one-liners in his confession cam segments also count. Especially his description of Jean-Phillipe coming in on a boat with a [[ItMakesSenseInContext "sock stuffed down his pants."]]
235* Twice in the premiere where Chef Ramsay suffers a breakdown, once over pasta (Melinda had discarded it since it was undercooked) and once over [[StealthPun lamb chops,]] (which were chopped too thin, thanks to Louie) and he begins to lose his voice because he's so worked up.
236-->'''Ramsay:''' Look... at... THIS! Look! LOOK!! '''''LOOK!!!''''' ''What the f**k is this?!''
237** When Louie first sends the lamb to the pass, Ramsay finds a lamb chop that looked like he ''bit'' in. When Ramsay calls him out on this, Louie instinctively licks his lips.
238** The fact that Louie is the only chef to get eliminated ''before the first service even ended.'' A mid-service elimination is usually a shocking turn of events but when it happens ''this'' early in the competition, it's downright laughable. His undignified exit makes it all the more hilarious.
239--->'''Gordon:''' Hey! Get upstairs, get your bags packed-\
240'''Louie:''' Can I help? Can I help in the kitchen?\
241'''Gordon:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, you can help me!]] GET OUT!!\
242'''Louie:''' ''(ConfessionCam)'' You want me out? You want me to pack my fucking bags? I'm out. My bags are packed. HE CAN [[PunctuatedForEmphasis KISS. MY. FUCKIN'. ASS!]]
243* At one point during the first service, Lovely leaves for several minutes without telling anyone due to nausea. When she finally does return, even the narrator seems done with her:
244---> '''Narrator:''' [[SarcasmMode After Lovely's ''heroic'' return...]]
245* After Joseph's meltdown, culminating in him attempting to challenge Gordon to a fight he storms out of the dining room... and trips over the landing where the bar is situated. Ramsay, not missing a beat, says [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7GXS7dZjxI "Watch the step."]]
246** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8EtoWMGAtg Uncensored version]]
247** “I’m not no bitch!” Becoming a MemeticMutation, but especially Gordon’s first reaction with a FlatWhat, which isn’t even an angry one, and more in a tone of “Are you listening to yourself?!”
248* In the episode that followed the start of Joseph's meltdown, Ramsay opted not to eliminate either of the nominees (Lovely and Tennille) due to Joseph removing himself and Tony having been eliminated earlier on. Ramsay had one more thing to say before dismissing everyone: "I'm ''nobody's'' bitch", while mimicking Joseph's accent. This got a laugh out of all of the contestants, and was likely a much-needed bit of [[MoodWhiplash whiplash]] for them after the past couple days of drama.
249** Ramsay did it again in the outtakes (shown while the credits were rolling during the finale). In the same way as Joseph, he tells both Kevin and Dave "You are ''nobody's'' bitch", making them crack up once more.
250* In one episode, part of the Blue Team's punishment was to drink a blended-up mixture of various fine dining meals, resulting in this quote, which Dave's deadpan tone made hilarious:
251-->'''Dave:''' You're not supposed to drink duck.
252* Tennille thinking venison was lamb for one of her dishes. Ramsay instantly knew it wasn't a lamb.
253-->'''Sabrina:''' They kept calling it lamb, there is no lamb that's purple.
254* Sabrina saying to the ConfessionCam "[-Guys, you got nothing on Creator/TomCruise or Creator/ValKilmer. You guys are dorks,-]" with [[HeliumSpeech a lungful of helium]].
255* It can be safely said that Season 6 would be the most hilarious season, with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DKcx330P7A bicycle punishment]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh3ZzawVz78 a video that pretty much vouches for at least one third of the season's hilarity.]]
256* The sausage-making challenge. Oh my God, the DoubleEntendre puns [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sft-J2ju53g just went flying]], including such lines as "Gentlemen, clearly comfortable with your meat." (To put this into context, several of the men had hand-made sausages before, while the women were a little more nervous.)
257* Although a lot of people found Tennille annoying, they have to admit that she had some funny one-liners. Like her reaction to Suzanne's drawn out monologue while showcasing the crepe she made.
258-->'''Tennille:''' You sauteed some meat and onions. And put it inside a crepe. Just say that!
259-->'''Tennille:''' Suzanne, there's five minutes left. Why are you asking me NOW how I feel about the menu?
260* In Episode 9, at the crepe challenge, Suzanne goes on with a long explanation of her fillet and onions crepe, annoying everyone else while she is still going on and on.
261-->(Everyone in the background starts groaning when she starts her WallOfText comments, with an audible "Oh, come on!" from Ariel. They can only vent during their confessionals.)
262-->'''Ariel:''' He just wants to know what the fuck is in the crepe.
263-->'''Kevin:''' Shut up already!
264-->'''Tenille:''' [[ToMakeALongStoryShort You sauteed some meat and onions. And put it inside a crepe. Just say that!]]
265* When Ramsay asks Jean-Philippe what his problem with Van is, JP says there's a language barrier.
266-->'''Ramsay:''' What do you mean there's a language barrier? He's speaking English, you dick!
267-->'''Jean-Philippe:''' I know, but he's from Texas.
268-->''(Ramsay turns away, unable to stop himself from smiling.)''
269* Gordon had a little kid impersonate him and tell the candidates they suck. It starts with four contestants see a silhouette of Ramsay pace back and forth from upstairs looking flustered. Cue the kid coming down the stairs. This sets up the challenge to make eighty vegetarian dishes, except it turns out that once done it's for eighty vegetable hating kids. The look on each chef's face tells the story: they're hosed. Dave's reactions were particularly hilarious:
270-->'''Dave:''' I don't work well with children!
271-->'''Dave:''' ''(passing out dishes with his good arm)'' Who wants a sandwich? From the One-Armed Bandit. That's my name. ''(cut to him in confession cam)'' I tried any angle I could yet to make the kids like me. I sold myself out.
272** Mini-Gordon also had some lines that were absolute gold:
273-->'''Mini-Gordon:''' Dave, I don't know how you do it with one arm. Bloody hell, if you were a horse I would've shot you by now!
274* The final 3 were tasked with creating dishes suited to a specific nation's cuisine. Dave received Indian, which he had never cooked before, and he was struggling to pick a protein for his dish, as he knew that in Indian culture, certain animals were highly revered, and some of those animals were on the menu[[note]]This is actually a lot less difficult than it seems; the only two big meat no-nos in India are beef (forbidden by Hinduism, India's biggest religion) and pork (forbidden by Islam, India's second biggest religion)[[/note]]. Dave summed this up perfectly, in one of the funniest possible tones:
275-->'''Dave:''' The goal is to not cook an animal that India worships...
276** He chose pork for his dish, and learned that pork was ''definitely'' not a meat you served to Indians. His response:
277-->'''Dave:''' Why did I choose pork for my protein? I just screwed myself up.
278* During a punishment where Dave, Kevin, and Ariel have to clean up the dining room after kids make a mess of it, Dave takes the opportunity to grab a bunch of unopened candies for later.
279** To add onto this, Ariel notices this and helps Dave out with scavenging for unopened candies.
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282[[folder: Season 7]]
283* Gordon praises a contestant for their excellent cooking and then ''makes out with her in front of everyone'' (to the shock of all of the other contestants). Then it's revealed that it's actually his wife in disguise.
284* Seeing the normally straitlaced high school teacher Ed get drunk in the dorms was hilarious.
285* Every time [[SmallNameBigEgo Scott]] is giving a speech in the confessional and [[MilesGloriosus patting himself on the back]], it's usual accompanied by patriotic music one would expect to hear at a Presidential inauguration.
286* When a little girl was drawing a picture while she was waiting to be served her food. Her drawing? An image of Gordon Ramsay screaming "YOU DONKEY!"
287* During the dining room cleaning punishment after the chefs get their black jackets, Jay and Holli repeatedly make sex jokes towards each other.
288-->'''Jay''': Holli, you should probably polish the wood.
289-->'''Holli''': You spray, I'll polish?
290-->'''Jay (confession)''': I have two goals in Hell's Kitchen, one is to win, and the other is to sleep with Holli.
291-->'''Holli (confession)''': We don't talk about food, we talk about sex.
292* The Red Team deciding to do [[SmallNameBigEgo Scott's]] suggestion for a dish: blood sausage with prune puree. Nilka [[ThisIsGonnaSuck already had a look of defeat on her face]] as she stepped up to the table in order to serve the dish to Ramsay. It goes about as well as expected which is to say very poorly for the Red Team:
293-->'''Ramsay:''' What is your dish?\
294'''Nilka:''' ''(deadpan/defeated tone)'' We have blood sausage with a prune puree.\
295'''Ramsay:''' Already you look negative.\
296'''Nilka:''' I'm not pleased with the plate. That's why I don't look happy. I'm really really not. ''(grimaces as Gordon takes a bite of the dish)''\
297'''Ramsay:''' ''(grimaces as the taste of the dish fully settles in, and tries to spit out the taste)'' Who in the '''fuck''' chose prune with blood sausage? ''(Red Team remains silent)'' TALK TO ME, RED TEAM!\
298''(Red Team points toward Scott; cue flashback to when Scott suggests the dish to which his teammates react with pure shock)''\
299'''Nilka:''' [[CaptainObvious It went completely wrong.]]\
300'''Ramsay:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Understatement of the year.]]
301* During the lobster challenge, Gordon gives Jason and Nilka lobsters that are named after previously eliminated contestants Salvatore and Siobhan, and tells them to take good care of them. Nilka responds by kissing her lobster, and Jason simply says "I Love You" to his.
302* The final line...
303-->'''Jay''': Hopefully I can get Holli's pants off tonight!
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306[[folder: Season 8]]
307* During the signature dish challenge, Sabrina yawns and Chef Ramsay takes the piss out of her for it and makes her sit down, calls her "Baby Spice" and then says sarcastically "Would you like a drink?" and after she declines, comments that [[PressStartToGameOver he hasn't tasted her food and he's already pissed with her]].
308* Everything that [[ButtMonkey Raj, arguably the most incompetent chef in the history of the show,]] does in general.
309** Chef Ramsay's reaction to Raj's signature dish, calling it "a pancake that pisses". You would think the dish came to life.
310** From the first elimination round of Season 8:
311--->'''Gordon:''' Aren't you the most experienced chef in here?\
312'''Raj:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]]\
313'''Gordon:'''...You've been cooking longer than ''me''.\
314'''Raj:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]]\
315'''Gordon:'''...''Shit...''
316** Raj does karate moves while drunk, made even funnier thanks to the editor. A quote from one reviewer:
317--->'''THEY MADE A MOON COME OUT OF RAJ'S DRUNKEN HANDS WHILE HE WAS DOING KARATE.''' I teared up.
318** During the first service, Raj and Boris tried to roll pizza together...only to fail miserably.
319*** Adding more onto the hilarity was the fact that not only did Gordon and Scott just watch what they were doing, but pretty much everyone else watched as well.
320*** Russell's assessment of the pairing:
321---->''"Boris and Raj are working together, it's like watching two idiots do a Rubik's Cube, there's no chance on earth they're gonna get it right."''
322*** Boris desperately tries to get Raj to roll the dough, only for Raj to be [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny constantly distracted.]] The camera switches to Sous Chef Scott briefly; one may get the impression he's trying to hold back some laughter.
323---->'''Boris:''' Roll the fucking pizza dough.\
324'''Raj:''' ''[happily]'' Here's more mozzarella.\
325'''Boris:''' Roll the fucking pizza dough, what are you doing?!\
326'''Boris:''' ''[confessional]'' My partner was sent here to sabotage. That guy is fucking nuts.
327** Louis, one of the most mild-mannered chefs on the blue team, comes up with the perfect description of Raj in a confessional:
328--->''"The fact that Raj is 49 and still alive and not in jail or an asylum is a goddamn miracle."''
329** Any time Raj got overheated or stressed, he could often be found seeking relief by ''sticking his head in the freezer''.
330** At one point, Raj starts eating food ''in the middle of service''.
331---> '''Raj''': ''(interview)'' I see all this food, and it looks delicious, so I just, you know, ate it.\
332'''Boris''': [[NoJustNoReaction Raj, please don't do that.]]\
333'''Ramsay''': Look, he's eating it, look! ''(pats his stomach)'' Haven't you got enough in there?!\
334'''Raj''': [[TooDumbToLive But that's so good! It's really a waste.]]\
335'''Gordon''': Wow!\
336'''Raj''': No. I mean-- just a quick little bite. It's really tasty.\
337'''Gordon''': Ah, fucking hell!\
338'''Raj''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint How could Chef Ramsay blame me for eating all this delicious food?]] It's fantastic.
339** The following line, when [[FatIdiot Raj]] attempted to refuse Ramsay's order to go apologize to some diners on the grounds that his jacket was dirty:
340--->'''Ramsay:''' If I tell you to get out there, I don't give a fuck if you've got a ''thong'' on your fat crack!
341*** After Raj failed to convince Gordon not to send him out, he pleads his case with Sous Chef Scott who sounds both extremely upset and like he's doing a mental FacePalm. Scott screams for Raj to just put down his apron an do what Gordon says.
342---->'''Scott:''' '''PUT IT DOWN, AND GET OUT THERE!'''
343* Boris's impression of Gordon after overhearing him scold Melissa for under-cooking a pizza.
344-->'''Boris:''' It's raw! It's fucking raw!
345* This line from episode 4:
346-->'''Jill''': Well, make us something delicious for dinner!
347-->'''(Drunk) Vinny''': ''I'm'' delicious.
348** From the same episode, Trev complains about his team with Gail.
349-->'''Trev''': You don't wanna make out a lil' bit?
350-->'''Gail''': Not really. ''(laughs)''
351-->Cut to the TimePassesMontage, and a scene of the chefs preparing for service.
352-->'''Narrator''': Trev may have not got [[DoubleEntendre lucky]] last night, but both teams are hoping to [[DoubleEntendre score]].
353* In one challenge, Boris was explaining his dish only to be dripping with sweat. A visibly annoyed Ramsay had to motion to Boris to wipe his face.
354* After the Blue Team won the challenge in episode 6, they compare the works of art to Gail, Trev (who had been shifted over to the Red Team), and Raj (who had been eliminated). The editing crew decided to impose the contestants' faces on the artworks.
355* During the dinner service in episode 9, almost everyone in the Blue Team gets kicked out of the kitchen besides Trev, leading to this moment from Trev's confessional:
356--->'''Trev''': *awkwardly shrugs* [[OhCrap Uh... hi]]
357* The Blue Team lost a challenge where the punishment was being made to sort trash for recycling. As the Red Team left for their reward, Trev (who had been transferred back to the Blue Team after a short stint on the Red Team) ran towards the Red Team covered in trash and yelled "GIVE US A HUG! DON'T YOU MISS ME?" The Red Team ran away.
358* During a challenge Sabrina is ready to propose to guest judge Chef Ludo, then when she works out from him speaking French that her dish is visually not up to par she dumps him on confession cam, only to beg to be taken back when he thinks it tastes good.
359* During the fusion challenge in the penultimate episode before the final, Trev is tasked with fusing Chinese and Mexican food. He notes that there is a lot of spice in his dish, which causes a pan fire (intentionally). When the flames finally die out, Ramsay walks behind Trev and drops a fire extinguisher on the counter
360-->'''Gordon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Watch your hair]].
361* After 6 horrible services, [[{{Troll}} Ramsay]] decides to prank Rob at Episode 7 by asking him to take off his jacket only to ''[[ThrowTheDogABone give him a clean one and tell him to get back with line with Nona]]''. [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold He then tells everyone that they're not getting eliminated due to a great service and ask them to relax]], cueing to everyone laughing and Rob stating this[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKKpAqFAR5c :]]
362-->'''Rob:''' [[SelfDeprecation You can't do that to a fat guy!!]]
363* When chewing out Gail for making fish that stuck to the pan in episode 11, Ramsay almost ''hit himself in the face'' when he hit the table and catapulted some tongs directly up. [[FailedAttemptAtDrama He noticeably flinched, too.]]
364** Also in this episode, Trev takes over the appetizer station and prepares salads for Sabrina and we hear this:
365-->'''Narrator:''' [[DoubleEntendre Trev has successfully tossed Sabrina's salad.]]
366* Raj tries to argue with Ramsay after he attempts to serve unseasoned scrambled eggs.
367-->'''Ramsay:''' Not an ounce of seasoning!
368-->'''Raj''': What do you--?!
369-->'''Russell''': We're doing it again! Don't argue with chef!
370-->'''Trev''': ''(interview)'' Don't talk back to chef. He says something, you say "Yes, chef" and move on. That's it.
371-->'''Gordon''': Say that again? Hey, say that again? Say--say--don't spit fucking scrambled egg in my face! Say that again?! Say that again?!
372-->'''Raj''': Yes, chef.
373-->'''Gordon''': There's not an ounce of fucking seasoning in there. These guys save lives for a living, yeah, and you're about to fuck up their breakfast. Got it?
374-->'''Raj''': Yes, chef!
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377[[folder: Season 9]]
378* Episode 1: Ramsay's description of Krupa's signature dish got a good chunk of contestants laughing:
379-->'''Ramsay:''' It's like you've got four bits of arsewipe on a plate; splat.
380-->'''Ramsay:''' My dear Krupa, that was crap-a.
381* Episode 2: Ramsay asks the Blue Team, winners of the challenge, to say why they're cooking. After Monteray and Will give humble answers, Brendan goes on a ''looooong'' speech about [[SmallNameBigEgo how great he and his family think of him to be in regards to cooking.]] Ramsay gives a simple "Wow." Will on the other hand, in the confession cam, decides to mock him.
382-->'''Will:''' [[BlahBlahBlah Bluh bluh bluh, bluh bluh bluh, bluh bluh bluh, bluh bluh bluh bluh. Shut up, man.]]
383* Episode 8 has the Red Team go to a comedy club as a reward and the comedian jokes about how she wishes Gordon Ramsay was there when she was in labor with her child because he would have gotten her baby out quicker and how he would have yelled "It's RAW!" when it was born.
384* Episode 10 brings a funny line from Will when Paul confuses cheddar cheese for parm:
385-->'''Will:''' I'm pulling your Italian card!
386* Elise tells Ramsay that the reason why her Beef Wellington didn't cook right is because Tommy, ''who wasn't even on her team'', scored it improperly during prep work. Ramsay stares at her slack-jawed for a moment, then waves her over to the blue kitchen, where Tommy is working. "I wanna see what you say to him, c'mere you."
387** Made funnier by the fact that the tape shows Tommy clearly telling Elise that he isn't going to score her Wellingtons, which [[JumpCut jump cuts]] to a scene of Elise scoring the Wellingtons herself.
388* Jennifer and Elise are put up to leave, Jennifer because she never talks in the kitchen and Elise because, well because she's [[{{Jerkass}} Elise]]. "I have two chefs, one who can't fucking talk, and one who can't fucking shut up".
389* Chef Ramsay actually summons a bigger fish and scares the contestants.
390* During the punishment for Date Night, Paul ends up deciding to lift up the morale for the blue team. How? By doing a [[HoYay romantic waltz]] with Will. He even has the rose in his mouth.
391* Ramsay repeatedly teasing Tommy about having a 19-year-old girlfriend.
392* Tommy in general is considered to be one of the funniest contestants to ever appear on the show.
393** In episode 7, before Ramsay announces the blue team's reward after winning a challenge, he asks them if they like speed. Tommy's response?
394-->'''Tommy:''' Meth or Coke?
395** One of the blue team's punishments for losing a challenge was to peel a massive amount of grapes. Tommy started cracking a lot of [[IncrediblyLamePun incredibly bad grape-related puns]], which Natalie got tired of. Combined with the tedious job of peeling, this culminated in her throwing grapes onto the floor and stomping on them, shouting that she was done with grapes. Tommy then made another related pun, and Natalie answered by throwing grapes at him.
396** In the finale, Paul and Will open up a giant present box, where the past contestants make their entrance from. Tommy makes his memorable by mooning the two of them the moment the box is opened. Paul drops this gem.
397-->'''Paul:''' All of the past contestants... [[AndZoidberg and Tommy's ass]].
398* During one of the rewards, the remaining blue team (Tommy, Will, and Paul), were riding in a limousine drinking champagne. While Paul is sticking his head out the window, Will gets the idea to stick the bottle up Paul's ass. Paul's reaction to it just sells it.
399** To add on, Paul accidentally knocks Will's champange onto him in response.
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402[[folder: Season 10]]
403* In the first episode, sous chef Andi removed a wig, revealing that she's just as bald as sous chef Scott! Even better, Scott said that the contestants would have to shave their heads to prove to Ramsay that they are dedicated to the competition. Two people actually did get their heads shaved by Scott, and then he told Danielle, who in the confessional had said that she didn't want her head shaved, that it was her turn...but Ramsay appeared at the last second and told Scott to leave the contestants alone. It later turned out that the two people who had their heads shaved were friends of Scott's, and Andi was wearing a bald cap.
404* Royce, after having utterly struck out at trying to wrest leadership from Patrick, tried to hit on Kimmie by asking her if she wanted to use him as a loofah! The man is such an example of SmallNameBigEgo it's impossible not to laugh when he gets his butt handed to him (which happens often).
405** Even more hilarious was when he failed miserably at one of the challenges, his dish had a piece of '''hair''' in it! And to add insult to injury, the judge then discovered a "shit sack" left in the dish! Everyone's reaction was priceless.
406* Brian's response to Gordon's order.
407-->'''Gordon:''' Let's go! Three bass, two lamb.
408-->'''Another contestant:''' Yes, chef!
409-->'''Brian:''' Coming right now, baby!
410-->''(The other contestants stare at him in shock.)''
411-->'''Gordon:''' Ay, "it's coming, ''baby?!''"
412-->'''Brian:''' Sorry, chef.
413-->'''Gordon:''' You '''''cook''''' like a fucking baby!
414-->'''Brian:''' Won't happen again, chef.
415-->'''Gordon:''' '''''GET OUT!'''''
416-->'''Brian:''' Yes, chef.
417-->''(Gordon slams the table in anger.)''
418-->'''Brian:''' ''(punches the door)'' '''''FUCK!'''''
419-->'''Gordon:''' What's the matter with that jerk?!
420* When Patrick is told by Chef Ramsay to get some fresh air, we cut to a child laughing at him. Talk about adding insult to injury.
421* Roshni's turn to zipline in Episode 2 does not go well for the poor chef, who ends up suspended in midair while in hysterics.
422-->'''Roshni''': Oh my, God, oh my, God...
423-->(her zipline slows to a stop long before she reaches the other side)
424-->'''Roshni''': [[BigOMG OHMYGODOHMYGOD!]]
425-->(everyone in the Red Team laughs at her predicament)
426-->'''Roshni''': This is not funny! [[SuddenlyShouting THIS IS NOT FUNNY!]]
427* In Episode 7, Hell's Kitchen was having its first fashion night for service that evening. During service, the men [[DistractedByTheSexy find it difficult to cook]] as the models walk down the runway. Justin and Guy's reactions sums it up the best:
428-->'''Justin:''' How the fuck am I supposed to cook with ''that'' going on?\
429'''Guy:''' ''That's'' what we're dealing with? Don't look. Don't look, guys.
430** Also from this same moment, after Guy says the above line, he proceeds to be completely distracted by the models causing Ramsay to tell him to focus because ''his pan is on fire''.
431* The Red Team runs out of beef in Episode 7, prompting Robyn to try and persuade anyone brave enough to [[SuicideMission sneak into the Blue Team and steal some of their beef]]. With everyone too scared to take the risk, [[NotSoAboveItAll Christina of all people]] takes up the offer and heads over to the Blue Kitchen...[[ScrewThisImOutOfHere and immediately bolts back in the Red Team upon seeing Chef Ramsay]].
432* Kimmie's "rap"(if you can all that) in the 9th episode.
433* In episode 10, the girls get kicked out of the kitchen, leading to yet another argument among the team, mainly between Robyn and Kimmie. During said argument, we get this moment:
434-->'''Robyn:''' Oh Kimmie, suck my dick!
435-->'''Narrator:''' While Robyn offers Kimmie an interesting suggestion...
436** Also, during said argument, Dana is just [[PassThePopcorn watching with a big grin on her face]].
437* The girls fawning over David Beckham in episode 11, particularly Christina:
438-->'''Christina:''' When David Beckham arrives, I'm just like "Holy shit! Holy shit!" He rode in on a rainbow, carried by a unicorn, eating a cupcake. He is a magical creature.
439* Brian, due to his goofiness.
440-->'''(After Robyn rolls a D in the craps challenge)''': We needed a protein...D...so what was going in my mind was [[EarWorm protein protein protein protein duck duck duck duck protein protein protein protein duck duck duck duck...]]
441** And then Robin calls Dragonfruit, and we get Brian in the confession room slapping himself.
442--->'''Ramsay:''' Holy crap...
443** When Chef Ramsay made him taste an overcooked piece of fish and asked him what it tasted like, he just said [[CaptainObvious it tasted like fish]], and claimed he didn't try to sound like a smartass.
444* After the men win a shopping spree, Robyn can't resist getting a taunt in as they leave:
445-->'''Robyn''': Have fun being girls!
446* The Red team, after losing the blind taste challenge, attempting to stop the Blue team from leaving for their reward by barricading the entrance with heavy boxes.
447* After -- for the first time ever -- ''both teams'' [[EpicFail fail to score a point in a challenge, resulting in both teams getting punished]], Dana says "Hell's Kitchen, Season 10! We're making history! Because '''we suck!'''"
448* For the value profit challenge, everyone's given $15 and manages to stay under budget except for Justin who is 77 cents over. Justin asks Chef Scott of all people for 77 cents, who quickly shakes his head.
449* Three of the four final chefs have garbage-sorting as a punishment, and Justin is about to be sick from the smell:
450-->'''Barbie''': If you're gonna puke, do it in the organic one.
451* When Barbie is running the pass, she calls out the orders while facing away from the kitchen, Dana makes fun of her in the confessional by facing away from the camera whilst talking:
452-->'''Dana''': Barbie! We can't hear you if you're not looking at us!
453* In the finale, Ramsay declaring that, for the first time ever, he is going to declare the winner immediately following service. "The winner, of Hell's Kitchen Season 10, is...Tavon!" For reference, Tavon was the first eliminated contestant, who failed to live up to his "executive chef" title.
454* Also from the finale, [[spoiler: Justin]] was yelling at Royce for messing up the fish, and Royce was shown imitating [[spoiler: Justin]] in the confessional as such:
455-->'''Royce''': [clutching his face] I'M FREAKING OUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!! I CAN'T KEEP MY ''FACE ON!!!!!!!''
456* Barbie's facial expressions throughout the entirety of season were flat-out hilarious, especially whenever she displayed suspicion, surprise or annoyance.
457** Ramsay's reaction is that's such a silly statement he pulls faces trying not to laugh.
458* In Episode 15, Ramsay gets cut off mid-rant by a sudden huge burst of flames from the stove he's passing, gives a stunned WTF look at the stove, and then goes right on with chewing out Justin [[note]] Who sent up an old sea bass that he tried to recook [[/note]] like nothing happened.
459--> '''Ramsay''': So, all that time you were cook-'' ''[HUGE BURST OF FLAME!]'' ...''[{{beat}}]''...All that time you were cooking, you couldn't think to put two fresh bass in?!
460* When the Final Six went up against six runner-ups, each one of them received a retrospective introduction run, with most of them either being badasses, being goofy or doing something stupid. Russell's on the other hand consists mostly of him [[NeverLiveItDown threatening to beat up Trev and vowing to blackball his own brigade for losing the final service]]. Christina then comments that she hopes Russell goes down hard during the service for the dickery he displayed in his season.
461* After being transferred to the Blue Team, Robyn tries to bond with her new teammates by...flirting with Clemenza. Cue WTF look from Clemenza and a {{Sexophone}} from the soundtrack.
462[[/folder]]
463
464[[folder: Season 11]]
465* Jean-Philippe's long-awaited return to the show after three seasons off...consisted of him walking through the front door carrying a ton of luggage, tripping over a chair, and getting yelled at by Ramsay. You expected any different?
466* Sebastian's infamous "Zacky Wacky" comment, coupled with him attempting to get back into the dinner service after his initial ejection ''twice''. Suffice it to say, his fate was sealed after that.
467* The narrator's deadpanning about Gina and her "special friend.", aka the puppet.
468** Then when Gina quits and we see her coat hanging and picture burning in the next episode, ''the puppet gets a picture, too''.
469* Episode 5, overweight contestant Jeremy briefly went to the hospital after getting dizzy during the blue team's [[EpicFail fourth]] straight punishment, and upon his return, informed his worried teammates of the doctor's diagnosis: "I wasn't eating enough". The rest were quite incredulous.
470-->'''Ray:''' Doctor says you gotta eat more...[[DeadpanSnarker I think you need a second opinion]].
471** Also from Jeremy, in spite of his insistence that he doesn't need anyone's help, during dinner service, Gordon asks him to repeat back an order to him, only for him to fuck it up 3 times, leading to his ejection. Anthony's confessional summed it up pretty well:
472-->'''Anthony:''' Jeremy, he's telling it to you, just say it right back man! Pretty sure BIRDS can do that!
473* When the blue team FINALLY managed to win a challenge, they were rewarded with a trip to go paintballing, and the men seized the opportunity to attack [[JerkAss Dan]].
474-->'''Zach:''' It's Operation Kill Dan!
475* One particular exchange during episode 6 as the men's team is sinking horribly.
476-->'''Ramsay:''' Hey! Film/DumbAndDumber!
477-->'''Ray and Dan (in unison):''' Yes chef!
478* During the Asian food challenge, Dan brags constantly about the fact that he lived in Asia for a year, meaning he's a shoe-in to win the challenge. Then it turns out his rice is undercooked.
479-->'''Zach''': ''[In the confessional]'' DAN IS THAT HOW THEY SERVED THE RICE IN ASIA WHEN YOU LIVED THERE FOR A YEAR?
480* In Episode 9, an angry Ramsay kicks out Jacqueline, Amanda, Nedra... and Cyndi. The first three because they repeatedly failed to cook their meat, while Cyndi was just unfortunate and happened to be near them. Naturally a confused Cyndi ranted about this in a confessional.
481* Zach describing Nedra's advice/critique of the blue team as sounding like "Charlie Brown's teacher".
482* In Episode 17, the chefs had to make meals using pressure cookers. Cue these responses:
483-->'''Susan''': I have never ever used a pressure cooker before.
484-->'''Ja'Nel''': I have never used a pressure cooker before.
485-->'''Cyndi''': [[RuleOfThree I've never used a pressure cooker before.]]
486-->'''Jon''': [[OverlyLongGag I've never used a pressure cooker before.]]
487-->'''Mary''': I...[[SubvertedPunchline have a pressure cooker at home]]! ''(cue ding noise as camera shows Mary smiling)''
488** Also in Episode 17, Ramsay calling the chefs from the dorms to introduce them to their opponents during service; Susan, in the shower, was forced to wear a towel on her head.
489*** Oh and who's one of their opponents? None other then [[TheDreaded DAVE]] who now has BOTH arms working.
490* In the finale, Anthony said in the confessional about Nedra:
491-->"To use one of Nedra's analogies, she's struggling like 'two fat bitches'. I don't know what that means but she seems to be doing it."
492* During the Japanese food challenge, Zach mispronounces bok choy as "bok chewy" and soy sauce as "suey sauce", much to the amusement of Mary and annoyance of Nedra. Even Gordon himself is visibly confounded.
493-->'''Nedra:''' What the FUCK is "bok chewy"?! You mean BOK CHOY fool?!
494** Moreover, this mistake is inexcusable because Susan, his opponent, used bok choy in her dish as well and pronounced it ''correctly'' right before he presented his dish.
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498* Rochelle's EstablishingCharacterMoment, where she breaks down into a burst of giggles in front of a live audience, explains to Ramsay that her laughter comes up when she's nervous or excited, and then her ConfessionCam where she tries (emphasis tries) to introduce herself before it's reduced to laughter once again.
499** In the finale, she promises to work on keeping her nervous giggles in check... then lets out a giggle. It becomes a SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoment when Ramsay [[NotSoAboveItAll laughs along]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny with her.]]
500* Simone saying that Ramsay reminded her of a teddy bear, and her strategy would be that every time he yelled at her, she'd just close her eyes and repeat "teddy bear, teddy bear, teddy bear..."
501* Mike's decision to use pre-packaged tortellini and canned tomatoes in his signature dish. When he first reveals his tortellini isn't fresh, Ramsay's head snaps up, his eyes narrow, and pretty much everybody else in the room goes ''"Oooooh!"''
502* One of the first things the new contestants do on the bus ride is check to see [[CallBack if Gordon Ramsay is hiding amongst them]] (he's not).
503* Ralph's introduction, where he says "I've got a spark in my ass." Without missing a beat, Ramsay laughs and replies, "Maybe you should have somebody take a look at that!"
504* Jason's magnificent use of LastSecondWordSwap with "I'm gonna rock out with my crock pot out!"
505** This actually gets a CallBack in the finale, when he asks his team if they're ready to rock out with their crock pots out. Jason in the finale is hilarious in general, especially when he's explaining his menu to his team before service, saying "BAM!" after almost everything. When asked if he's okay, he remarks "I haven't gotten much sleep lately."
506* The editing team was clearly having some fun this season. In the first episode, Ramsay gets angry at the Red Team's scallops and calls them rubber. As he throws them, the editing team decided to add a silly "Boing!" sound effect as they hit the table.
507* When Joy, Sandra, and Nicole get kicked out of the kitchen after failing to communicate times properly, Sandra and Nicole get into a shouting match that goes on for a solid 30 seconds, leading to this gem from the narrator:
508--->'''Narrator:''' While the ladies continue team building upstairs...
509* After the chefs are woken up by a group of BMX bikers, Ramsay announces that they will also be doing some bike riding. Right on cue, who should come jauntily pedaling up on a string of connected tricycles? ''Jean-Philippe''!
510** Blink and you'll miss it, when the chefs are woken up the noise is so loud Andi is wearing ear muffs. The contestants wish they were so lucky.
511--->'''Bev:''' JP, he's just so ''cute'' on these little bicycles! He looked so happy, I just wanted to pinch his little cheeks!
512* This exchange during Jason's and Mike's argument:
513-->'''[=DeMarco=]:''' He's not worth it!
514-->'''Jason''': He works at a grocery store!
515-->'''[=DeMarco=]''': [[TakeThatScrappy I know!]]
516* During a Blue Team punishment, Jean-Philippe instructs them to clean everything for the wait staff and when he tells them to polish their shoes, Jason asks him if he wants them to use spit. Jean-Philippe asks if he has enough spit and then when he's walking off, you hear him calling Jason an idiot.
517* The RunningGag of the Blue Team calling themselves "Azul" ("Blue" in Spanish). They turn it into a war cry!
518* Gordon's elimination quote for [=DeMarco=]:
519-->'''Ramsay:''' [=DeMarco=]. Demented. Demoted. Denied.
520* Melanie does a little dance in the confessional booth after her win. While most of the confession booth shots are chest-up, Melanie's is waist-up.
521* In episode 8, Jason gets yelled at for raw chicken. Normally, this is NOTHING to laugh at, since raw chicken is potentially ''deadly'', but Chef Ramsay makes one hilarious comment:
522-->'''Ramsay:''' "THIS CHICKEN IS REDDER THAN YOUR FUCKING BEARD!"
523* In episode 9 the chefs are getting personal advice from Ramsay and Gabriel's response in the confession cam is hilarious:
524-->'''Gabriel:''' "You take advice from Chef Ramsay, I don't give a shit if he tells you how to wipe your ass... he might know how to do it a little bit better."
525* Episode 10, after the red team is ordered to finish the blue team's service after their ejection:
526-->'''Kashia:''' "The blue team's attitude stinks. That's why y'all got yo asses KICKED OUT DA KITCHEN!"
527** Earlier in that episode, Melanie trips while rushing over to put together some sliders, leading to this bit from the Narrator:
528-->'''Narrator:''' While the women try to get their buns moving...
529* In episode 11, the blue team wins a day trip to an indoor skydiving machine, and when they arrive, Jean-Philippe is inside! This is exactly as funny as it sounds. Seeing Jason's and Gabriel's faces flapping in the machine as well is almost as funny.
530* Jason's EvilLaugh. The show even added stock lightning and black and white filter to make him sound like a Disney villain!
531-->'''Jason:''' I am the evil pork master! ''(cue maniacal laugh)''
532* During episode 12's challenge, in which contestants pulled ingredients out of a fake grocery store in the dark, Anton had this analogy:
533-->"Shopping in the dark is just like lovemaking: You have to ''feel'' your way; feel for that particular texture. Y'know, silky or smooth, soft or hard, it's all about the hands."
534* In episode 14, the red team was rewarded with an ice skating lesson, and Scott seemed to be picking it up the most, leading to him attempting a jumping spin...where he promptly landed flat on his face before even getting off the ground.
535** In the same episode with the taste-test challenge, Ramsay pretty much trolls the people who were eating the sample foods with a ridiculous grin on his face.
536*** The same challenge has Jason [[EpicFail absolutely flunk his turn with a score of zero]]. It all kicks off after Jason claims in a confessional that he's sure to get it if he's given meat. When the first thing he's given is hot dog:
537---->'''Jason:''' [[ImmediateSelfContradiction I dunno... fish...]]\
538'''Ramsay (in utter disbelief):''' ...fish!
539** During punishment, Rochelle is laughing over the fact that she was working the ice-cream maker yet there was nothing in it. And later when trying to scoop ice cream off, there's an adorkable shot of her with some vanilla ice cream on her cheek.
540** And during dinner service, as Chef Ramsay is checking on her Beef Wellingtons, Rochelle is praying in the ConfessionCam that her Wellingtons are not "blue or purple on the inside" (They came out perfectly).
541--->'''Rochelle:''' Oh crap oh crap oh crap! Please let my wellingtons be cooked! Please be cooked at all! ''Do not be blue or purple on the inside!''
542* In episode fifteen, Scott's dish in the points challenge is getting praised by the judges, and it looks like he's going to win... And then Chef Paul turns around and gives it a two. It's absolutely hilarious to see Scott's face go from a pleased expression to an absolutely blindsided one in the space of about half a second.
543** During the Blue Team's punishment, poor Rochelle has to [[{{Squick}} clean the toilets]], and ends up losing her lunch. When she comes into the kitchen after finishing, she looks so absolutely woebegone that everyone else starts laughing.
544*** And then the morning after, Scott asks Joy how she's feeling. Her reply is "Really crabby, but good morning!"
545* In episode 17, Scott and Jason won the challenge and earned a day of winetasting, while the women had to sort the trash. When the men returned, the trash-covered women wanted to hug them; Scott ran away, while Jason [[{{Squick}} gladly hugged them]]. Immediately afterwards, as they walked in the door, Jason nearly plowed over sous chef Andi; she gave him a DeathGlare and Jason said...
546-->"She scares the HELL outta me!"
547** Later on, Jason is so hungover he is late to prep and is sluggish when he gets there.
548* In episode 18, Rochelle slices the tip of her finger during the punishment, and has to be rushed to the hospital. Nothing funny about that, but Joy's and Melanie's {{squick}}ed-out reactions were HILARIOUS. Rochelle's fingertip was STILL on the counter after she left, and neither of them could look at it, let alone get rid of it, so they walked backwards, hand-in-hand, and Joy dropped a napkin over it. [[FromBadToWorse She missed]].
549** Jason's experience in the reward challenge (a day flying in a fighter jet) can only be described as him screaming the whole time.
550** In the very same episode, we have the Narrator's comic book related puns.
551** Creator/StanLee is sitting at the chef's table as that night's guest of honor, and his [[GreekChorus running commentary as he watches the chaos in the kitchen]] is hilarious. At one point he notes "I've ''gotta'' figure out a way to turn this into a story!"
552* Kashia telling Chef Ramsay that she needs to cook her chicken a little longer with slang and he needs Andi to translate for him and she proceeds to in a deadpan manner.
553-->'''Kashia''': Chef, I have to drag on one of my chickens. There’s a low pig. I’m gonna hold it.\
554'''Ramsay''': I have no fucking clue what she's saying.\
555'''Andi''': '''(Deadpan)''' She needs one more minute on her chicken.
556* Rochelle's departure, where [[CharacterTic she just can't]] [[SignatureLaugh stop giggling]], then slaps her hands over her mouth in a perfect OhCrap reaction. To top it off, [[NotSoAboveItAll Chef Ramsay]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny can't help laughing]] [[SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} along with her]].
557* In the finale, the images of JP (and Andi) gleefully spraying everyone with champagne.
558** Jason had a little trouble with his VIP table - actor [[Series/SonsOfAnarchy Mark Boone Jr]], who took the delay in stride, remarking "This is really good water."
559** Scott's young daughter being unwilling to try some scallops.
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562[[folder: Season 13]]
563* During the signature dish challenge, when Aaron presented a ''dessert'' to Chef Ramsay:
564-->'''Ramsay:''' I'm looking for a head chef....Not a pastry chef.
565-->'''Aaron:''' At the restaurant at which I work, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything I'm required to go both ways]]. ''(Ramsay doubletakes, much to the audience's amusement)''
566* Chef Ramsay's use of FunWithAcronyms as JP and JR were tanking the fish station in the first service:
567-->'''Ramsay:''' "JP! Just PATHETIC! JR! Just RIDICULOUS!"
568* During the blue team's punishment in episode 2, they had to eat gross seafood, and Sterling is eating it like it's nothing, boasting about it when some teammates praise him, even getting up and dancing. Bryant, as per usual, is in no mood for goofiness and gets into an argument with Sterling, who is not even the slightest bit mad or upset, and his responses are hilarious as Bryant just gets angrier, all while others, like Santos, try to stifle their laughter.
569-->'''Bryant:''' "Look, look, I don't know why the fuck you got something to prove."
570-->'''Sterling:''' "I don't. I just ate my fish."
571-->'''Bryant:''' "Why you standing up and telling me that?"
572-->'''Sterling:''' "I love you. You need a hug?"
573-->'''Bryant:''' "No, I don't need a hug, you ain't gotta talk to me like that."
574-->'''Sterling:''' "Don't get mad at me cause your plate is full."
575-->'''Bryant:''' "It's full because I don't wanna eat it."
576-->'''Sterling:''' "Ain't my fault."
577-->'''Bryant:''' "Then why the fuck are you talking to me about it?! Leave me the fuck alone, I'ma tell you right now, leave me alone."
578-->'''Sterling:''' "What are you gonna do, eat me?"
579* From episode 3, we have Sade's comment on how much Denine's questions and carelessness (causing a flare-up on a stove) during prep are annoying her.
580-->'''Sade:''' "Like, seriously? If Denine burn my weave today, we are gonna have 99 problems and all of them are gonna be me." (bonus funny points by having her follow this statement with a cool, sassy flick of her weave and a well placed "Mm-hmm")
581* In episode three, after Denine served a dry piece of chicken, Ramsay had this gem:
582-->'''Ramsay:''' "It's dry as a fucking camel's dick in a fucking desert storm!"
583* Sterling during the brunch challenge in episode 4 proclaiming that he was like the (musical) "Conductor" in Hells Kitchen. The editing team clearly had some fun with this one afterwards.
584-->'''Sterling:''' "French toast, ''creeeeepes'' / Florentine, how ''loooooong''..."
585* In episode 6 Sterling does a "remix" of "Old [=MacDonald=]" that has to be heard to be believed.
586-->'''Sterling:''' Old [=MacSterling=] had a pig; oink, oink, oink, oink, oink! And Aaron's eyes I wanna go; [[EyePoke doink, doink, doink, doink, doink]]!
587* Another one a la editing team in episode 7 involves the teams having to pick operas to have their dish revealed behind them. Sterling's partner picks an alfredo dish and the singer starts singing the dish in this beautiful operatic style, only for it to cut to Sterling finishing it off in the confession cam in the most un-operatic way possible-complete with corny music!
588* One episode has the "first ever Hell's Kitchen dog show", with the episode's challenge being to make dishes for the menu. Sade, however, thinks they're supposed to be cooking for the dogs, and makes dog food, only figuring it out when she sees the other completed dishes. Fortunately for her, unfortunately for us, it was a challenge that excluded one dish, so we didn't get to see Gordon's reaction to finding that out. Though we did get Ramsay seeing the dish and describing it as looking like "a dog shat on my plate".
589-->'''Sade:''' Fuck my life...
590* Episode 9 has the return of the craps challenge, and an unintentional CallBack to Season 10.
591-->'''Bryant:''' ''(in the confessional, after Sade rolls a C)'' Come on, grab something we can use. Some sort of protein...like chicken. Chicken chicken chicken chicken...
592** In the same challenge, after Aaron rolls a D, Gordon preemptively tells him he can't use duck because the red team already took that. Aaron curses "Fuck!", to which Gordon replies, "Fuck does not start with a D." (Aaron eventually chooses daikon.)
593** The Red team has some very unforgiving dice rolls such as rolling 2 L's in a row, and the only ingredients they can think of is lemons and limes", and end up with a bizarre combination of ingredients they have to cook with. Ramsay can't even stop himself from laughing when he wishes them Good Luck. The Red team ends up winning the challenge, much to the disbelief of the {{SmugSnake}}s on the Blue Team.
594* Episode 10 has sees Sterling geting the short end of the stick with ingredients. Each team was presented with slide puzzle to produce a desired list of ingredients for each dish they'd have to cook, and Sterling ends up being stuck with both lentils and chickpeas.
595* Episode 10 has Sterling, who is performing so well in appetizers, that he decides to have a little song for himself in confessional, going "Risotto risotto, capellini, I'm hot," which suddenly gets turned into a 16 second music video, "My Name is Sterling", by Sterling Beats, Hell's Kitchen Fresh Jams. At this point it's clear as day that the editing team are just loving Sterling's antics.
596* In episode 13, Santos compares the large hunk of beef they have to carry into Hell's Kitchen to a "[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones Fred Flintstone Brontosaurus]]".
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599[[folder: Season 14]]
600* In the signature dish challenge, Chrissa revealed that she had gotten inspiration for her dish in the cookie aisle, and revealed a chicken breast wrapped in ginger cookies. A disbelieving Ramsay said that he could only be grateful that she hadn't gotten inspiration in the pet food aisle.
601* During the first service, Chrissa is clearly lost and confused, at one point asking if Ramsay had called for a pizza, and then later asking if she should start on dessert. Andi can only stare in disbelief before having Meghan come onto the station.
602* Subsequently, the Red Team lose the first service and have to nominate two for elimination. They decide almost immediately on Christine and Monique, who crashed and burned on the meat station, with T ranting about how they have to get rid of the weak links. Cue the sound of a glass breaking, after which the other women notice Chrissa wandering around in the kitchen, not even seeming interested in discussing their performance. Not at all surprisingly, the other women decide that they'd probably be better off nominating her instead of Christine, which eventually leads to Chrissa getting eliminated.
603* In the second episode, Ramsay dragged the men into the storeroom and told them to have a group meeting to get their heads together, and when they're done, they go to open the door...and they can't get out because there's no handle. Ramsay realizes this and has to let them out; Sous Chef James cracked a smile at the situation.
604* One contestant messes up on a fish and assumes it's because the fish isn't kissed on both sides. Ramsay almost says "I'll give you a kiss on the cheek" before cutting himself off.
605* Episode 6: the blue team is enjoying their first reward in a while, and when they are being served lunch, [[CampGay Nick]] recognizes one of the waitresses as his ex-girlfriend. The rest of his teammates are in disbelief because Nick is gay (apparently, he tried dating women before he acknowledged that he was gay).
606-->'''Nick:''' "What are the chances that [my ex-girlfriend] would be HERE?"
607-->'''Randy:''' "What's the chances we'd see one of your girlfriends?"
608** From the same reward, Ramsay eventually showed up to have lunch with the guys, and he sat down right next to Adam. Cue Adam's ConfessionCam where he's still {{squee}}ing about it.
609* When put up for elimination, Sarah claims her teammates have it out for her and that she could do much better on the Blue Team. When it looks like Ramsay might seriously be considering switching her, the camera shows a few Blue Team members exchanging panicked glances.
610* Ramsay has two great {{Troll}} moments in episode 9:
611** Just before the challenge, after showing the chefs cages of animals that are delicacies around the world, [[{{Squick}} including snakes, rats, and tarantulas]], Ramsay says that one of the snakes is missing. As the chefs are nervously glancing around the floor, a rubber snake falls from the ceiling, freaking them all out (particularly T). After they all realize that it's fake, Ramsay suddenly drops a few dozen fake snakes from the ceiling, sending them running again and cracking Ramsay up.
612** After having called the chefs into his office individually for evaluations, he calls the dorms, where Josh, the only person not called yet, answers the phone. Ramsay tells him that he's all done with his evaluations.
613-->'''Ramsay:''' "I've spoken to everyone I wanted to speak with."
614-->'''Josh:''' (nervously) "...You don't wanna speak to me?"
615-->'''Ramsay:''' (smirking) "Get your ass up here."
616** The best part is that smirk lingering on his face well after he hangs up the phone.
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619[[folder: Season 15]]
620* In the signature dish challenge, Manda made a Corn-Flaked Fried Scallop, and Ramsay said while good, the concept was a bit weird. Manda then argued that she was a "bit weird", causing the audience to laugh at that remark. You can even see Ramsay trying to hold his laughter.
621* In episode 2, the team challenge is making dumplings. While this is happening, Ramsay brings in some "friends" to test the chefs concentration:
622** The first is a pair of guards from Europe standing still during the challenge announcement to display the value of focus. When the challenge starts, several other guards appear and play music... that turns into a techno beat as the "guards" reveal themselves to be male strippers by removing their pants.
623** Later on, a boxing ring girl comes in. Frank starts panting like a dog, while Jared...
624---> '''Jared:''' "Boobs or dumpling? Boobs or dumpling? Boobs or dumpling?"
625** Finally, a pair of sumo wrestlers come in and start fighting. Alan wonders if there's an earthquake as they enter, while Jared just wants their diapers to stay on.
626*** Becomes a BrickJoke when the two sumo wrestlers are later seen attending the dinner service as guests.
627** Alan's ConfessionCam moments during said challenge are also worth a chuckle. In the first one, a light shines behind him before he announces it's his time to shine. When he gets all seven of his baskets accepted, he makes karate motions, complete with steriotypical sounds. And when the final pair of girls present their dumplings (which have holes in them)?
628---> '''Alan:''' "Ohhh. Hory dumpring. Uh oh."
629* In episode 3, after Frank loses to Ashley in the jackets challenge due to him deviating from the recipe he was given:
630---> '''Frank:''' [[CaptainObvious She only won because I lost!]]
631* The duck challenge in episode 4: Chef Ramsay has Marino in a canoe out on a lake with a bucket of rubber ducks. Marino empties bucket into lake, Chef Ramsay asks where the rest of ducks are. Marino shrugs and says that's all he has. Cue a helicopter flying overhead and dumping loads of rubber ducks into the lake.
632* In episode 6, the blue team had to sit at the chef's table during dinner service because Chad's chicken was pink. Eddie's comment that "CSI stands for Crime Scene Investigation, not your Chicken Sucks, Idiot" is hilarious.
633** At the end of the episode, when the teams are nominating members for elimination, Kristen is nominated alongside Jackie, Joe, and Eddie, despite not having performed as egregiously as those three. Tellingly, Gordon has a look of confusion on his face when first hearing this, and after listening to Jackie, Joe, and Eddie give their cases as to why they should stay, doesn't even bother asking Kristen for hers, instead telling her to "[[PetTheDog get back in line]]".
634* The oath in episode 8 that Chef Ramsay has the other chefs recite - "I will not suck."
635* In episode 9, Chef Ramsay introduces the contestants to a ''live bison'' standing in the middle of the restaurant. The bison then proceeds to urinate all over the floor. Ramsay quips, [[TemptingFate "At least it's a number one."]] Three guesses what the bison does next, and the first two don't count.
636* In episode 9, Ramsay's reaction to Marino's cowboy outfit is just priceless.
637* In episode 10, Creator/JeffDunham dines at Hell’s Kitchen and brings Walter with him. Jeff is just as funny as he’s always been with Walter giving some pretty good quips at the chefs.
638* The blind taste test in episode 12, which saw a chef get blasted with ice cream toppings if their teammate got three items wrong, and then whipped cream if they get the fourth wrong. Seeing Ramsay laughing during it only makes it funnier.
639-->'''Manda:''' [=*covered in cherry syrup that she spread onto the wall after being blasted*=] "I look like I just got fuckin' murdered."
640** Afterwards, Manda gets blasted by whipped cream after Frank fails to identify peanut butter. What did he say it was? [[spoiler: ''[[EpicFail Snickers]]''.]]
641-->'''Manda:''' Thanks a lot, Frank. You're getting a hug, whether you like it or not!
642* In episode 13, Ramsay brings out the final six's families, all holding shiny silver boxes. They ''think'' they're getting their black jackets, but once they open them up, they find out it's actually ''straight''jackets.
643-->'''Dannie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Thanks a lot, Chef]].
644** The following Straightjacket Challenge, having the chefs guide their family members in cooking without using their hands to recreate Ramsay's dish, has the chefs almost going crazy with their parents trying to cook.
645** When the chefs and their families go up to serve their dishes, Ashley and her father Dukes have a MondegreenGag moment: when Dukes reveals he has several restaurants, he lists his favorite one as "Funky Monkey", prompting Ramsay to utter "fuck me, what?"
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648[[folder: Season 16]]
649* In the first episode, when the Blue Team are doing the punishment, one wonders how they could've lost the challenge...
650-->'''Marino:''' You lost because someone invented Pigeon Bolognese.
651* The punishment in episode 2 is unloading and prepping a truckload of fish. Lunch is scallops and fish guts put through a blender. All of the chefs are miserable. They're throwing up, complaining, and going at each other. Somehow, one of the chefs, Shaina, got a glass of chocolate milk instead.
652-->'''Shaina:''' (Smiling) "Oh shoot, mine's just chocolate milk! But there's no way in hell I'm about to let the rest of them know that."
653** From the same punishment, Andi's comment:
654-->'''Andi:''' "I'm sure you guys have swallowed worse."
655* Also from Episode 2, the guys have just finished going on a reward trip on a yacht. How do they re-enter Hell's Kitchen before prepping for dinner service? By forming a conga line and dancing through the restaurant while wearing little sailor hats!
656* Additionally from Episode 2, Ramsay takes the chefs all out to the grand prix and asks them who wants to race, only to reveal that they're actually going to be [[NotThisOneThatOne racing golf carts.]]
657-->'''Ramsay''': Are you ready to get in the car? Who's first? Definitely not. Let me show you all what you'll be racing in.
658* The intro to the Fish Around the World challenge features a group of singers onboard a wooden ship. They sing a little song, much to everyone's amusement. Then, when the contestants are asked to select a fish, they actually created little ditties for each fish, rather than just singing the name of the fish out loud!
659* Andrew starting a splash fight with his teammates during the reward.
660* The intro to Episode 7's challenge has four artists (including Marino) painting portraits of Ramsay. The first artist does a photorealistic image, the second does a caricature, the third paints Ramsay as a battle-scarred cyborg, and Marino gives us...a stick figure wearing a chef's attire and holding cooking utensils.
661* Johnny [[SoreLoser does not take his elimination]] very well.
662--> '''Johnny''': It is disgusting that [[NeverMyFault my team]] let me go down, and [[BlatantLies I stepped it up]]. All these people here say they're these all high-class chefs - [[{{Jerkass}} they suck]], and for me to be standing here right now, I want to [[{{Angrish}} rip out the]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting BEAUTIFUL]]''' [[{{Angrish}} hair on my head]]!
663* When told that they need to send one of their chefs over to the Blue Team, which was down in numbers, the [[OhCrap faces]] of the Red Team members was appropriate to being told they had a ''death sentence''. Which, given that the Blue Team has been falling apart from the start and the Red Team is extremely solid, it may as well be.
664* The challenge in episode 15. It involves creating a dish to be served to multiple chefs tableside. Heather and Heidi both had a hard time with the tableside conversation part of the challenge. Meanwhile Ryan offers the chefs shots of Tequila that was leftover from making her dish. [[ForegoneConclusion Ryan won the challenge by a landside.]]
665-->'''Ryan''': "If no one is watching, I'll take one too".
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668[[folder: Season 17 (All Stars)]]
669* The sequence at the end of the first episode, where Robyn demonstrates a pendulum to her team, to which one can ask questions and receive answers much like a Magic 8-Ball. Keep in mind, this is right after she single-handedly lost the signature dish challenge for the red team.
670-->'''Elise''': You didn't ask it about the salmon though.
671* After winning the signature dish challenge, the men are rewarded with a trip down the all-glass slide situated on the US Bank Tower in Los Angeles; They immediately volunteer Josh to take the first slide; his OhCrap reaction is priceless.
672-->'''Josh:''' Are you fucking kidding me? Who puts a slide on the side of a seventy story building?! Like what was that guy doing?
673* After Michelle won the cup-stacking competition, the rest of the contestants awkwardly wait as Jared takes a minute more to finish.
674** Ramsay's IronicEcho later:
675-->'''Ramsay''': Ladies, two dinner services and two challenges, you are 0:4. Hold on there, you did actually win a cup-stacking challenge. Big fucking deal. (to the Blue team) Give them a round of applause.
676* Jared's beautiful speech about oysters:
677-->'''Jared''': Benjamin and I start shucking oysters, but with oysters you gotta be gentle. You've gotta caress them like a beautiful woman. (cheesy romantic music start playing) Oh yeah, there's no foreplay with this, [[DoubleEntendre you just slide it in there. Flip it over and so you get that beautiful plumpness on the other side]]... My girlfriend is going to be so mad.
678* Van's reaction to Josh being forced to eat excess risotto with VIP guest Paige Van Zant.
679-->'''Van''': C'mon man, that ain't no punishment.
680* Josh's elimination in the appropriately titled episode "Josh, Josh, Josh." After being kicked out in the middle of service, Josh decides to return to the kitchen, saying that his body was telling him that he needed to come back. Everyone just sort of stares at him, wondering just what he's doing there, and eventually Ramsay hauls him to the back room, tells him that there's nothing more he can do with him, and kicks him off the show.
681* Van slips in the hot tub while everyone else is debating Elise and Dana's abilities in bed.
682* Jared (conveniently at a time when he keeps screwing up his times and communication of them) cuts his finger and calls for a medic, claiming it won't stop bleeding. As he heads into the back, Ramsay asks the rest of the team if they could saw the cut, they reply no; for that matter, the camera operators couldn't find it either. Yet Jared felt it was so bad he needed to see a medic...
683-->'''Narrator''': With Jared in triage fighting for his life...
684** When he comes back bandaged up, Ramsay asks him how many stitches he needed
685-->'''Ramsay''': Do me a favor: ''grow some''! \
686'''Jared''': Yes, chef!
687** And then he tops that by, when he pulls the Blue team and throws them out, he takes a moment to call the medic over and confirm no, there was no cut.
688** Made even better in the promos where Jared’s ''whole arm'' is censored out to make the audience think that Jared actually got hurt, when in actuality there was no cut.
689-->'''Ramsay (sarcastically)''': He’s bleeding to death!
690* In the Cook For Your Life episode, the blue team went rock climbing as a reward, during which we all learned the color of Milly's boxer shorts.
691* When Ramsay asks Robyn not to call her teammates "baby" during service.
692-->'''Robyn''': Sorry, baby!
693* There's this interaction between [[ItsAllAboutMe Elise]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Nick]].
694-->'''Nick:''' Good morning, Elise.
695-->'''Elise:''' It's a great morning!
696-->'''Nick:''' It's not.
697* At one point during the season, Elise would start saying "boop" to prove a point she has and to silence anyone else. It didn't take long for [[InsultBackfire people to start using it against her]].
698** Special mention goes to whenever [[DeadpanSnarker Nick]] does it, with this moment being his most notable.
699-->'''Nick''': Bye! Check the scoreboard, girls’ team is losing, bye Felicia! \
700'''Elise''': Yeah, girls’ team is losing but my scores aren’t!!
701-->'''Nick''': Oh yeah, well, guess what, you're still on their team, honey! [[InsultBackfire BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP!]]
702** On that note, Robyn's reaction to Nick saying bye Felicia.
703* In Episode 9, Milly sends raw steaks to the pass, which Ramsay brings back to yell at him. Milly describes everything as going in slow motion when this happens, and the producers proceed to play Ramsay's yelling in slow motion.
704** Also from Episode 9, the Blue Team wins the reward challenge with the reward being them going to Las Vegas. The most hilarious part about this is Ramsay explaining the reward in detail: the Blue Team will be staying overnight at the Caesar's Palace hotel, they'll be riding the tallest Ferris Wheel while they're there, and for the final part, he tells the Red Team to cover their ears because it's going to be too much for them: the Blue Team will have their own private plane to go to Vegas. During this entire time, Red Team's facial expressions are becoming more and more miserable and Gordon [[{{Troll}} is just enjoying their suffering the entire time]].
705* The blind taste test this year involved mashed potatoes and gravy. The sight of the red team getting dumped with gravy was hilarious.
706* In Episode 11, Elise refers to what she perceives to be a clique between Dana and Michelle as "Dachelle". The producers even morphed Dana and Michelle's faces together for emphasis.
707* In the episode for the Black Jacket's challenge, Elise's downfall is hilarious for viewers sick of putting up with her all season. during the first challenge she spends most of her time panicking. During the second, she fights Michelle to get the lobster to cook...and then doesn't prepare it properly, failing to remove the digestive tract aka the "poop sack." For the third and final challenge, she's overwhelmed by the amount of ingredients available and for some reason puts potatoes in a blender, to the utter befuddlement of the chefs in the black jacket lounge. She EARNED being the first of the two chefs kicked out that episode.
708** During the final challenge of Episode 12, Elise asks for more thyme (similar to Rock in Season 3). Robyn chides her, saying they could all use some more time, only realizing her mistake when Chef Jocky brings in thyme.
709* Chef Jocky calling for Michelle's halibut sauce, not at all unlike Chef Ramsay infamously calling for lamb sauce.
710* In the finale, Elise throws a rubber glove at Dana and replies...
711-->'''Elise''': Don't act like you've never had rubber in your face before!
712* Dana has a confessional labelled "CONFUSED" when she has trouble assembling a cold appetizer.
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715[[folder: Season 18 (Rookies vs. Veterans)]]
716* During the first meet up, the veterans are all in disguise to hide the twist from the newbies. Mia promptly declares all of them to be some of the ugliest people she has ever met.
717* Episode 2 had some funny highlights such as:
718** That funeral {{Cliffhanger}} from the previous episode? It was to mourn the removal of the risotto!
719*** Sous Chef Jocky came out wearing a traditional kilt, and Ramsay took the time to ''peek under it'', much to the chef's bemusement.
720** After Bret won the challenge, he made a some boastful, emotional comments that led to the rookies mocking him in their confessionals.
721** Scott's problem on the shrimp. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-qlDtdsTgc The video alone is worth a thousand words]].
722** The Rookie team takes their time when they get called to go to the kitchen. Cue Christina going into DrillSergeantNasty mode.
723** Ramsay has the Rookie Team sing one of the orders to make sure they're all on the same page. The editing team plays along with this by showing the order as lyrics with a red bouncing ball, complete with nursery rhyme-esque music.
724* In episode 3, when Ramsay scolds Jen for overdressing the salad, the camera cuts to Trev, who had that exact same problem in Season 8.
725** Earlier that episode, Bret used the Punishment Pass to join the Rookies on the reward, and tried to justify it to the rest of his team by saying he was infiltrating them and he'd come back with a bunch of information. This just got him a bunch of eyerolls and blank stares from his teammates.
726* Episode 4. During the punishment, all the veterans were shoveling the fake snow of the sled challenge, where they have this banter.
727-->'''I know! Let's go back to Hell's Kitchen!! At the time is sounded like a great idea.''
728* Episode 5 - Marino brings out a table with a bunch of small fish on it for the challenge. When Ramsay asks where the fish he ordered is, Marino shrugs claiming he got busy, followed by a halibut falling onto the table, startling the chefs.
729** Kanae and T's reactions to said fish falling are also amusing:
730---> '''Kanae''': (in confessional) I almost farted!
731---> '''T''': [[CallBack That was like the snakes all over again!]]
732* Episode 6 - the women of the blue team "murdering" a bunch of potatoes under the watchful eyes of a number of Mr. Potato Head toys.
733* Episode 8 - We get a little taste of the chef’s 15 year old photos. They’re all quite...shocking to say the least.
734** Then Ramsay decided to show the staffs pictures as well; while Christina's looked normal, Jocky was sporting a kilt (which according to him was for school), and Marino was seen wearing short shorts on a motorcycle. However, Marino decided to get a little revenge by showing everybody a picture of Ramsay as a teenager, embarrassing the latter.
735** This episode has the sweet 16 party of Tilly, Ramsay's daughter. While the chefs work on their challenge dishes, Gordon talks to Tilly about what she wants for the party. She asks for two things - that he not to curse (Gordon painfully promises to try), and that each guest have their own 4-layer birthday cake. Gordon rubs his face and says she just gave him a great idea for a punishment. Then he ''[[DotingParent actually makes the losing team make the cakes]]''.
736** During dinner, Tilly and her friends occasionally laugh at Gordan yelling in the kitchen. They’re probably used to it, especially Tilly.
737* Episode 9 - Motto went up against Ariel because [[WorthyOpponent he wanted to beat the best and believed Ariel was the best.]] He had to make a duck dish based on Chinese ingredients and [[TemptingFate he said that wouldn’t quack under pressure.]] He lost to Ariel and the caption in his ConfessionCam says “Quacked Under the Pressure”!
738** A lot of the nameplates were great this season. Bret "makes risotto 5 times a week", been described as a "quail whisperer", and "used [his] punishment pass in Week 1", Trev having a "fetish for fettuccine", Chris' height actually being 5'5" when he says that it's 5'7", and the editors confirming that Motto does indeed have 12 toes.
739** During the pre-service lineup between the two teams, Kanae and Ariel randomly start krumping at the Red team, to Christina, Marino, and Jocky's amusement and Heather's bewilderment. Even funnier is that this is coming right after [[JerkAss Scotley]] and [[ButtMonkey Trev]] got into an [[MoodWhiplash argument]], and even they find amusement out of it.
740** During the nomination process, Jose says that their biggest issue is the bad vibes between some of the team members. Immediately after this, Trev and Scotley get into another argument, leading to this gem:
741--> '''Jose''': Uh... [[CaptainObvious that's the bad vibe that you see right there, Chef]].
742* Episode 10 - Trevor is the main factor in the Red Team losing the Blind Taste Tests challenge with an abysmal 0/4. Afterwards, part of the punishment is to make gelato by hand-churning, but Trev somehow messes up the churner and a couple of the other chefs decide to do a spot-on imitation of the show's typical style of narration...
743-->'''Bret''': As Jose and Bret polish silverware...
744-->'''Jose''': ...Trevor's still on his first batch of churning.
745** All the others had some snark at Trev's expense as well.
746--->'''Ariel''': Trevor, you should have had "nicotine" as a flavor\
747'''Trev''': ''(Taking the headphones off)'' I can't hear you.\
748'''Kanae''': You can't taste either.
749** There's also Gordon's utter glee when blasting someone with food in the hot seat.
750* Episode 11 - When the judge is criticizing Trev's dish, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Gordon can be seen taking a drink of water with an expression that reads "this is going to get ugly"]], clearly expecting that the dressing down that the judge is going to give Trev is going to be harsh.
751* Speaking of Trev, he in general has had many funny moments throughout the season.
752** Special mention goes to whenever he does his news reports, which perfectly encapsulates his DeadpanSnarker tendencies.
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754
755[[folder: Season 19 (Las Vegas)]]
756* Episode 1 - Kenneth manages to finish his dish in just 20 minutes and spends the last 15 minutes of the challenge cleaning it. It turns out it’s not even close to delicious and gets only 1 point unlike the other contestants.
757* Episode 2 - In the Cook For Your Life challenge, Kenneth serves a shrimp dish with a big chunk of cheese. The worst part? He at first confuses it for a “potato”, before tasting it! Cue an huge FacePalm from everyone, and Gordon has no other choice but to eliminate him.
758** The replay that shows us when that chunk of cheese went in his dish is the icing on the cake.
759* Episode 3:
760** Team Blue’s DisasterDominoes at the Caesar Salad’s challenge.
761** Drew having [[PlumberSCrack some “technical difficulties” to keep his pants on]].
762* Episode 9:
763** Before the challenge, Kori suggests putting one of Mary Lou's wigs on [[TheBigGuy Declan]]. The two oblige, and Declan is introduced as the newest member of the blue team. To add on, he even calls himself "Double D Donna" and even talks in a falsetto.
764** During the blue team's reward of flying through the Grand Canyon by helicopter, the subtitle display they have travelled 90 miles from Las Vegas. Meanwhile, the red team's punishment of moving a large piece of meat from a truck to inside the kitchen, the distance travelled is... 90 feet.
765* Episode 10: At the start of the episode's challenge, a 52 Card Pickup for burger ingredients becomes a 5,200 Card Pickup with a ton of extra cards being dumped from above the set.
766* Episode 12 - As the contestants are secretly taken to see Criss Angel's show, Mary Lou comments on how scary the lead-up to it is, assuming Gordon might [[SeriousBusiness declare a duel to the death with knives]].
767* Mary Lou in general has had some pretty funny moments.
768** One example was during the blind taste test, she gets splattered with ice cream, her response was to sneakily lick her ice-cream covered hand. Even funnier was that if you look closely, she kept on licking her hand during the guesses.
769---> '''Mary Lou''': Well...might as well...I like ice cream...
770* This line from Cody.
771---> '''Cody''': I will hold your little hand and walk you like an infant child.
772* After the final dinner service, Gordon says he's going to announce the winner right there. After several seconds of suspense, he announces that the winner... [[CaptainObvious is a woman]]. Christina mocks them for falling for it as the chefs on both teams laugh.
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774
775[[folder: Season 20 (Young Guns)]]
776* In episode 2, after criticizing the blue team for choosing Matthew's dish as one of their best, Payton slips while getting back in line, leading to Ramsay to ask if they've been drinking.
777* In episode 2, while Ramsay is reaming out the struggling blue team in the pantry, Megan briefly pops in for an unknown reason. Ramsay tells her to piss off, which she does.
778* Episode 3: After the elimination from episode 2, the red team spend their time comparing feet before talking about other how other women sell pics of their feet, prompting Brynn to straight out leave. As Sam and Alex watch on in intrigue, the woman just agree that men are weird. For the next day, the announcer puns that the teams will have to put their ''foot forward.''
779** Marino the Life Guard.
780** The blue team's punishment forces them to eat squid and calamari sandwiches, and all of them end up feeling like they want to vomit. All except Steve, who actually admits to being into it.
781** Gordon makes the men sings out the order, "Two halibut, two wellington, one chicken, one duck," when Jay forgets it, and all of them continue to fail at it, even Alex in the diary room.
782** When Gordon drives the men in the back room to get their act together, he gets fed up with Antonio using the word baby (something that got Brian kicked out in Season 10), and threatens to get him a diaper.
783** Gordon dubbing the mystery of whoever brought up the raw chicken, "chicken gate," when no one initially fesses up to picking Alex's chicken to the pass and leaves for his office. Even the red team jumps in to figure out what the hell is going on as four of the guys are standing for elimination.
784* When the blue team gets back from the previous elimination in episode 4, Steve drops this gem after the guys talk about picking themselves themselves up.
785-->'''Payton''': ''We gotta dig ourselves up from the grave.''
786-->'''Antonio''': ''We six feet deep, we go another 2 feet, done-ski.''
787-->'''Steve:''' ''Fortunately, I'm 6'4.''
788* During service in episode 5, Ramsay pulls Antonio aside to tell him to wipe the sweat off his forehead, as he looks like a "fucking nun watching porn".
789* Gordon doting over his daughter Megan [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents in an overprotective way]] throughout episode 6, from saying that he's only allergic to boyfriends, to questioning how she knows that tequila and lime go so well together (only for her to claim that [[MundaneSolution she learned about it on the Internet]]).
790* When the chefs have to pair up ingredients with proteins like a dating website. One of the ingredients, Snow Peas, has the name [[Series/GameOfThrones Jon]].
791* In a CallBack to season 5, after the final dinner service, Ramsay announces the winner is "under the age of 25", much to Trenton and Megan's annoyance.
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793
794[[folder: Season 21 (Battle of the Ages)]]
795* [[PluckyComicRelief Alex]] has had several moments throughout the season.
796** While the Red Team are discussing who they want to have on the red team, they decide pretty unanimously on [[TheAce Alex]]. It immediately cuts to Alex taking a big bite out of the cotton candy he was handed. Alas, Chef Ramsay sends Brett over to the Red Team.
797** Before Alex and Dafne are selected to play Spell's Kitchen, Alex drops this gem.
798-->'''Alex:''' I was born to spell. I won the third-grade spelling bee, [[BumblingDad I know there's two T's in cat!]]
799** When Alex enters the black jacket lounge after receiving his black jacket, the first thing he does is stick his hand through the door and [[IncomingHam act like it's a hand puppet.]]
800** During preparation for service and run the pass, Alex goes to the pantry to grab some ingredients. He opens the door only to find Dafne screaming at Ramsay that his food sucks, to which he awkwardly closes the door. Turns out Ramsay is in the middle of testing each chef of their assertiveness by ordering them to yell at him.
801* During the preview for one of the episodes, Vlad compares a service to being on the Titanic, complete with an edit that shows him sinking underwater and his voice being distorted.
802* What Chef Ramsay says after he eliminated Vlad because [[EpicFail Vlad made the mistake of using a cake tester as a meat thermometer:]]
803-->'''Ramsay:''' "It's called cake tester for a reason. [[RhymesOnADime It tests cakes, not steaks. Vlad, that was bad.]]"
804* The summary for one test had Chef Ramsay lift up [[RuleOfThree three]] successive pairs of lids that reveal a fast food and their elevated version, starting with burgers and followed with pizzas. But after he revealed a taco, he lifted the next lid...[[BaitAndSwitch only to reveal]] Creator/DannyTrejo poking out of the plate and the table, which spooked the teams.
805-->'''Trejo:''' That's not an elevated taco, ''this'' is an elevated taco!
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807
808[[folder: Season 22 (The American Dream)]]
809* For his short run, Tad gave a lot of funny moments as the ButtMonkey every time he brought up his background as a professional Quidditch player. Everyone else, especially Gordon, had a hard time believing that Tad ran around with a broomstick between his legs behind a ball.
810** While the chefs were studying the menu at the dorms, they handed Tad a big feather from the decor so Tad could give a live demonstration of how to play Quidditch.
811* In Episode 2, [[NoSocialSkills Jason]] tries to be the funny dude. In some sort of sense, he is, but because everybody is laughing at the cringe he produces.
812** When the guys are unpacking their things in the room, Jason quips that they better not share everything ''[[{{Squick}} including the STD's]]'', which immediately grossed out the others.
813** In another attempt to be "edgy", Jason tells Brad to close the door so they can trash-talk the women and proceeds to call them talentless. Jason of course isn't funny, instead showing his JerkAss side to his teammates and the audience, but the humor comes from his teammates [[DudeNotFunny reacting to his]] [[EveryoneHasStandards misogynistic comments]].
814-->'''Devon''': I think some of them are very talented.\
815'''Jason''': [[ClusterBleepBomb Can you let me [bleep] be a [bleep]bag?!]]\
816'''Devon''': ''(clearly exasperated)'' Oh my god, fine!\
817'''Devon''': (after Jason wants to be a jerk and trash-talk the women) Ah, by all means. Do it for us, please. The pettier you are, the better it is for me, 'cause I don't have to do it.
818* In Episode 3, Gordon gets frustrated with the Red Team and asks them what planet are they on. [[TheDitz Claudia]], without dropping her giggling, responds "America".
819** Earlier on in the episode, while Leigh is asking questions about the menu, Raneisha ends up missing the chair as she's sitting, and winds up falling over. Bonus points for her managing to avoid spilling her drink as she falls.
820* In Episode 4, the Blue Team ends up winning the reward, and Melissa decides that it's the perfect moment to use her Immunity Pass, exchanging places with Jason. She believes that he has to get some HumblePie somehow with that punishment. Cue to the entire Red Team getting annoyed by Jason being an arrogant know-it-all who, on top of being annoying, [[LamePunReaction cracks awful lame puns]]. The women were counting the minutes for the guys to return and take him back.
821** During the Mac 'n Cheese round, Leigh presented her dish explaining that Sage was special for her because it was the first fresh herb she managed to grow in pots on her fire escape ladder. Amused, Gordon points out that it's not very smart to block your only escape route, to which Leigh responds that [[SkewedPriorities she knows but she still needed fresh herbs]].
822* In Episode 8, Devon, Jason, Atoye and Sandra are the ones selected to compete in the Cook for Your Life challenge. The cooking part is streamed to the dorms, to which everyone gets snacks and get invested like it’s a Superbowl game, to the point everyone starts yelling at the screen when Devon cuts the meat too early.
823** This makes it a BrickJoke to Episode 5, where Johnathan said that he only needed a popcorn bowl during Melissa’s elimination. Come this and not only Jonathan has one, Sammi and Dahmere have each their own bowls, Carmen and Donya have one on their coffee table, and Leigh is cozy on the couch with a mug.
824* Just about anything [[LargeHam Brad]] does.
825** One example comes from the fifth episode, where during the protein identification challenge, instead of taking a bite out of the protein, Brad takes a bite out of the ''green beans''. Needless to say, Gordon was very amused by that.
826** This is followed up by him and Jermaine bringing up chicken and beef in a ''surf and turf'' challenge. Cue the red team bursting out laughing, Atoye in particular nearly bent over in laughter, and one of the blue team members borderline screaming ''CHICKEN!''
827--> '''Brad''': Turf and turf. Bitch, it's surf and turf. What?!
828** While not related to Brad specifically, after Dahmere shouts to "Just Bring The Damn Fish!", one of the blue team members can be heard having their voice crack as they shout fish.
829** [[https://instagram.com/chefbrad__?igshid=MzMyNGUyNmU2YQ== His Instagram reels]] are a gold mine. If his high energy was enough to crack the audience up, his cooking reels are to be seen.
830* Be honest, some of [[SmallNameBigEgo Jason's]] delusions are so over the top it borders on hilarity, which is helped that usually after it's shown him being treated like a ButtMonkey.
831** One example of this comes where before the teams have to kick a soccer ball into the net to know what type of fusion they're working with, Jason hypes himself up saying he's very athletic...before taking ''seven'' attempts to hit one sign because he either keeps hitting the goal post or missing entirely.
832* In Episode 9, the red team's punishment involved churning butter by hand, and Leigh had the "wise" idea of doing it on top of a bed of ice. Not only does it take them longer because of it, but Sous Chef Christina bursts into laughter when she learns what the red team did.
833* Before the Blind Taste Test is revealed, Ramsay is talking about the issue of eating in space, with gravity being the main issue...right before he throws some of the food at Marino. Marino in turn responds by throwing some food at Gordon. Cue food fight between Gordon, Marino, and the final 8.
834** In an almost classic display of comedy, near the end of the food fight, Leigh is trying to hit Sammi with some food, only for Sammi to duck and for Leigh to hit ''Gordon'' off-screen. Needless to say, Gordon says to stop the food fight.
835** After the food fight, it's revealed that during it, Ryan had managed to hit Leigh in the face with some food.
836* In Episode 14, Johnathan and Ryan go on a reward...and act like it's a [[HeterosexualLifePartners date]].
837** Later on when Johnathan, Ryan, and Sammi are named finalists, both Johnathan and Sammi are cheering with excitement in the dorms...while Ryan is just lightly tapping a knife on a lime as if he's making a beat to it.
838* During the finale, as soon as the teams get into the dorms, Ryan says he's going to draw a picture of [[SmallNameBigEgo Jason]]. He then proceeds to draw something, but based on the eggplant emoji that's censoring it, it's likely he drew something phallic.
839** In a heartwarming way, Jason actually doesn't take offense to it, and he even admits it's kind of funny.
840* How does Ryan describe his menu for the finale? Sexy and edgy. He even gets his team to chant it and even mentions he'll put it on a T-shirt.
841* At the very end of the season, Gordon calls for Marino to bring him some champagne. About a minute later, he throws it on Marino and books it down the hall with the maitre d' hot on his heels.
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