Line #28 Funny/Heavyrain


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3	!!The Game
4	* When Madison is questioning Paco for information at gunpoint, one of his guards knocks on the door to the room to check on them. So what can Madison do to make the guard go away? She starts making fake sex noises, and the guard walks off with a sly grin on his face. Paco's expression as she makes the noises right in front of him is ''priceless''.
5	* Ethan picking up one of his son's RC car controller, playing with the car, then putting it back where he picked it up from; on the floor. Even funnier if Grace is around to wonder if Ethan bought it for the boys, or for himself.
6	* The three cartoons you can watch in the game are hysterical.
7	* The "psychology" option in the chapter, "Nathaniel".
8	-->'''Norman''': Lt. Blake is gonna leave our planet right now and return to the Realm of Shadows. Creature of Darkness, I do beseech you to return to the Realm of Shadows, and leave our Nathaniel in peace.
9	** Even before that, when Blake breaks protocol and breaks into Nathaniel's apartment without any probable cause:
10	--->'''Norman:''' I'm not sure that's entirely legal.\
11	'''Blake:''' [''pops head out from doorway''] Call the cops.
12	* The "aggressive" option in the chapter, "Kick Off Meeting", when Blake questions Norman if he's going to question everyone in 10 square mile zone.
13	-->'''Norman''': It may not give us the address of the killer, but at least it's something to go on! Blake, if you've got a better plan, I'm willing to listen! Don't be shy, I'm all ears!
14	** Blake's reaction makes it even better.
15	--->'''Blake:''' FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
16	** The already rather {{Narm}}-y quote may become yet more humorous if you pick all the "calm" responses for Jayden, in which case he retains his cool, despite being frustrated…but Blake's line doesn't change, and it thus comes off as him flipping his shit for no reason.
17	* Mad Jack is so stereotypical, it's hilarious. Look at the size of those lips!
18	* When Jayden first arrives at the police station you can sit down and play the virtual "bounce the ball off of the wall" game. If you do it long enough someone walks by and gives him a funny look, and we see Jayden seeming waving his arm around for no reason from her POV. Even better... Watch the number floating near Norman's head - It goes up by one every time he bounces it off the wall. The counter itself is already over 20000. Just how long does Jayden normally get kept waiting?!
19	* Ethan "evading" a SWAT team incompetent enough to make the Keystone Kops jealous. The crowning moment is him running ''just'' out of reach of a hapless, stumbling officer who shouts something that sounds less like an angry "Police! Stop!" than a desperate "Please stop!".
20	* Jayden and Blake, if you choose the "ironic" response after not shooting Nathaniel:
21	-->'''Norman:''' Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you were a tough guy, a street-cop who's been through the mill. I didn't think you'd scare so easily.
22	-->'''Blake''': Why don't you ''fuck off'', [[TermsOfEndangerment Norman]]?
23	** What makes this even funnier is a mischievous little grin Jayden makes after pissing off Blake.
24	* A minor and easy to miss moment is if Ethan cooks Shaun a slice of pizza for dinner. Instead of eating it normally, the kid will use a knife to cut it and eat it piece by piece with a fork in the same manner a person would eat a steak. That is really just cultural dissonance; in most of Europe, it's quite normal to eat most food with a knife and fork like that, including pizza. Since Quantic Dream is a French developer, this is most likely just an oversight.
25	* Jayden going after Miroslav Korda in a supermarket, which carries such supplies as meat, fish, produce, and ''live chickens''. Nailing the Quick Time Events is not always possible, or preferred, depending on how hard you're laughing.
26	* The entire QTE market chase...
27	** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-L-G1q_0L8 just try... not to laugh... when he collides with the swinging door... of all things]]''. Even the developers didn't think anyone wouldn't respond to the QTE prompts and bystanders can clip and/or try to walk right through you.
28	** Getting run over by 2 cars, one of which Norman will do a somersault and flop to the ground. The flip '''alone''' is enough to send a person in stitches from laughing too hard.
29	** Norman tackling a young woman to the ground.
30	** After entering the market, Norman can bump into 2 people, causing one of them to shove their face into the flowers. Looks like someone took "smelling the roses" too literally.
31	** Norman colliding into not one but '''two''' overturned tables.
32	** Norman slipping and falling over vegetables. Made even funnier by this line that tends to remind people of a [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender certain character and his cabbages...]]
33	--->'''Shopkeeper''': Hey man, what about my tomatoes!?
34	** Norman colliding with someone carrying a bucket of flowers. Not only does the guy get shoved to the ground, but the bucket breaks on impact. Oops...
35	** Norman slipping and falling twice during the fish market segment.
36	** Norman's fight with chickens. Complete with FaceCam.
37	* Likewise, when the game asks you to perform easy [=QTEs=] simply to immerse in character, failing can produce hilarious results:
38	** Doing nothing when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9bFb3kpKeM drinking a carton of juice]], produces hilarious {{Narm}} as the character performs a MelodramaticPause while staring at their drink.
39	** Repeatedly failing when tying your boss's necktie can have your (male) character repeatedly stroking your (male) boss's chest, while he's apparently unbothered.
40	** When Madison is interrogating a man by repeatedly squeezing his testicles, releasing the button makes her let go - whereupon he sits idle, making no attempt to escape, for as long as it takes you to start again.
41	* Another bit of {{Narm}} comes during Madison's nightmare in her apartment. While she's running from the burglars that have apparently broken in, she hits one with a lamp and runs. One manages to catch up to her and come around in front of her, and while trying to get away from him she and him basically have a ''[[WimpFight slap fight.]]''
42	* The very fact that Paco talks like [[WebAnimation/{{Homestarrunner}} Strong Bad]].
43	!!Meta
44	* Play ''Film/TheBluesBrothers'' main theme during the first trial. You'll be laughing too hard to do the QTE.
45	* The aforementioned "Call the cops" scene becomes even funnier due to a possible (and easy to trigger) glitch with Blake's model. He kicks the door open while ''standing completely still'', and will disappear and reappear randomly for the rest of the chapter.

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