Line #92 Funny/Haven


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4	* "Welcome To Haven":
5	** Agent Howard makes fun of Audrey for having a book on teen vampires, then [[HypocriticalHumor pockets it when she isn't looking]].
6	** After Nathan rescues Audrey and the car goes tumbling into the ocean.
7	-->'''Nathan:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Shame about the car.]]
8	-->'''Audrey:''' Eh, it was a rental.
9	** Duke peeking when Audrey gets dressed.
10	** Duke extorts an apology from Nathan by bringing Audrey into it and making it a condition of his cooperation with her FBI case. Nathan looks like he'd rather chew glass, but reluctantly gives one.
11	* "Consumed:"
12	** Nathan and Audrey interview the vendors at the farmer's market, including a chicken farmer who expresses concern about her rooster. Nathan assures her he'll be checked over, and she says that he's still acting fine and still chasing after the hens. To Nathan, she throws a sultry [[TerriblePickUpLines "not all of them mind getting caught"]] apropos of nothing. Nathan's FlatWhat expression and Audrey's visible cringe really round out the awkward moment.
13	** Nathan contributes to Audrey's efforts to blend in like a local by providing her with the Maine uniform: duck boots, flannel, waders, and a bucket hat. Plus a University of Maine travel mug.
14	-->'''Audrey (reading mug):''' Go...
15	-->'''Nathan (deadpan fist pump):''' [[ShownTheirWork Black bears.]]
16	** Vince and Dave helping Audrey pick out a dress for the opening of a restaurant that is experiencing Troubles. They start just by commenting on a dress that Audrey has tried on, before quickly taking on full-on fashion consultant roles and rejecting every single dress she's picked out. She ends up wearing the one they picked out. Becomes somewhat of a BrickJoke in "As You Were," since their present to Audrey is a nice dress and jewelry for the party.
17	-->'''Audrey (after putting on the final dress):''' You're staring again.
18	-->'''Dave:''' Yes, but in a ''good'' way this time. ''(beat)'' [[ThatCameOutWrong That sounded creepy even to me.]]
19	* "Ball and Chain:" Nathan's [[CutenessProximity interactions with baby Benny]] and Audrey's increasingly perturbed response to his [[TheStoic sudden change]].
20	-->'''Beatrice:''' [The boat] was reported stolen a week ago from the Camden Harbor.
21	-->'''Nathan (holding the baby):''' Maybe the lobster gear was stolen, too. ''(to Benny, in baby voice)'' Can you ask around? Can you, Benny? Can you ask around?
22	-->'''Audrey:''' Okay, can you give her her baby back and turn into a cop again?
23	* "Sketchy": Jess Minion's attempt to get a bewildered Nathan out to her place by telling him a ridiculous prowler story, while Audrey gleefully collaborates. Jess invents a six foot seven unibrowed slingshotty monster and Nathan ''still'' doesn't pick up on the fact that Jess is hitting on him. Audrey ''finally'' has mercy on him and arranges the date for him.
24	** Nathan's complete [[CluelessChickMagnet obliviousness]] to the situation is what really sells it. He can tell from Audrey's amused reaction that something is different, but for the life of him, can't put the pieces together.
25	-->'''Jess (to Nathan):''' Maybe you can bring a nice bottle?
26	-->'''Nathan:''' Of...wine.
27	-->'''Audrey:''' [[SarcasmMode No, antacid.]]
28	** Audrey's reaction to finding out Nathan does decoupage.
29	-->'''Audrey:''' Where do you decoupage, Wuornos?
30	-->'''Nathan:''' Someplace private.
31	** Despite her amusement, Audrey admits [[InherentlyFunnyWords she doesn't actually know what decoupage is.]]
32	* "Ain't No Sunshine" has Audrey being unable to remember the cops of Haven PD names with her calling Stan two different names despite Nathan telling her his name just a couple of minutes earlier and Stan just living with it.
33	** Jess and Audrey once again teaming up to make Nathan uncomfortable.
34	-->'''Jess:''' Aw, isn't he cute when he wants to take charge?
35	-->'''Audrey:''' He is cute. You should [[CutenessProximity see him around babies.]]
36	-->'''Nathan:''' ''DeathGlare''
37	* "As You Were": Duke's response to being trapped on an island with a murderous shapeshifter is to walk around with an axe and a bottle of wine.
38	** "This never would have happened if I still HAD MY AXE."
39	** "This is why you don't throw people birthday parties!"
40	* "The Hand You're Dealt":
41	** Audrey and Duke try to interview an old, fat man about the Colorado Kid Murder, but he is apparently senile and [[BrainBleach starts stripping in front of them]]. The two call him crazy and quickly leave.
42	** Everyone's reactions to Duke hitting on Vanessa, who babysat him when he was a child.
43	* "The Trial of Audrey Parker": Say it with me, "I NEED A HUG!"
44	** Earlier, while playing poker with Duke's "friends."
45	-->'''Ezra:''' Miss Parker, do you have a favorite nut?
46	-->'''Audrey:''' Excuse me?
47	-->'''Duke:''' I think he means other than Nathan.
48	* "Spiral" is a predominately very intense and serious episode—but there's is something darkly hilarious about there being so much drama and build up around Max being dangerous and still having 'friends in Haven'… Only for him to be summarily killed in seconds by Chief Wuornos' Trouble.
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52	* The way Nathan pronounces 'plagues' in "A Tale of Two Audreys" doesn't seem to mesh with the way he pronounces everything else, and stands out because he's the only one saying it like that.
53	* Duke's response to finding out that Nathan can feel in "Fear and Loathing." Starts with the gleeful realization that he could punch Nathan in the face and Nathan would feel it, ends with him offering to hire a hooker to help Nathan [[YouNeedToGetLaid "process."]]
54	** Also, this conversation when Duke thinks his potential killer is in the area:
55	-->'''Duke''': I want police protection, around the clock! I pay my taxes.
56	-->'''Nathan''': No, you don't.
57	-->'''Duke''': ...some of them.
58	-->'''Nathan''': No, you don't.
59	* "Sparks and Recreation" onward: The way everybody fawns over Mayor Brody and his son Chris. Particularly Nathan, whose constant smiling and bright eyes make it both unnerving and hilarious.
60	** Duke's reactions are even funnier, especially in "Audrey Parker's Day Off".
61	** When both Duke and Nathan realize Chris is troubled, their constant attempts to avoid looking at him are just as hilarious.
62	** Nathan and the Rev find common ground in the same team of Haven's deeply divided Little League. [[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame They're both pretty uncomfortable with the idea.]]
63	-->'''Nathan:''' Not a word.
64	-->'''Audrey:''' Couldn't if I tried. I think my head just exploded.
65	** Chris laments the futility of "studying marine biology in a town where the laws of science are ''meaningless.''"
66	* "Roots:"
67	** Dave's insistence on talking into the CB radio like a long haul trucker. And the fact that his handle for Nathan is "Baby Bear."
68	** While they're stuck in a van covered in roots, Dave and Vince push all of Nathan's buttons about Audrey's date with Chris, which motivates him to bust them out and go to her. [[OperationJealousy And it's implied they're doing it on purpose.]]
69	** Vince tells Nathan that Haven has a lot of secrets, but his and Audrey's WillTheyOrWontThey relationship [[EveryoneCanSeeIt isn't one of them.]]
70	** Nathan finds Audrey, Chris, Duke, Evi, and the family in the barn covered in roots, and it's revealed he cut Dave and Vince out of the van using [[NoodleImplements a hockey stick and two road flares.]]
71	* "Audrey Parker's Day Off": Audrey's Career Day speech to the local elementary school kids (the first one). She goes into deep detail about an assignment with the FBI bringing down a cartel that involved hidden explosives and snipers...before [[ChildrenAreInnocent realizing her audience]] and spinning it into a [[DrugsAreBad "Just Say No" PSA.]] Chris is in the back of the classroom quietly laughing.
72	* "Friend or Faux":
73	** Duke sarcastically confesses, "I'm secretly afraid of bananas, I've never been windsurfing naked, and deep down in my heart I KNOW that Bigfoot is real."
74	** Nathan gets drunk and tries to dance. He can't.
75	* "Business As Usual": Audrey needs a legal excuse to arrest someone she suspects of kidnapping a Troubled man, since Nathan wants her to follow police procedure. The one she uses?
76	--> '''Audrey:''' Nathan, that man is ''jaywalking.''
77	** Then later, after she's arrested him and has the man handcuffed to a ''pipe'', Nathan's trying to talk her down, she peeks over his shoulder to shout...
78	--> '''Audrey''': State law, you need to ''cross at the corners!''
79	* "Sins of the Fathers":
80	** Duke, thinking he is dreaming, looks out the window and tries to find mermaids in the water.
81	** Nathan and Audrey agree to a dinner date, which makes working on the case they're assigned in the meantime difficult because of the UnresolvedSexualTension. One scene has them sharing the same computer screen and failing ''miserably'' at keeping the conversation on-task while shooting glances at each other. When it gets to be too much, they both try to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bail]]--[[TwiceShy at the same time]].
82	* "Silent Night": Audrey repeatedly telling everyone it's not Christmas, Duke hitting on girls while dressed as Santa Claus, everyone getting confused when Audrey throws a Christmas party, Nathan and Duke excusing themselves when they find that they're UnderTheMistletoe.
83	** During the main mystery, Duke and Nathan reveal they wanted the same thing for Christmas as children. Audrey is able to find it and gifts it to them during her own Christmas party. But she was only able to find one, so the boys will have to share. As she turns to address another guest, you can see [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Duke and Nathan fighting over it in a childish tug-of-war.]]
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87	* In "Stay", after Duke finds one of the cavemen:
88	-->'''Audrey''': (to Duke, on the phone) Listen, can you restrain him?
89	-->Duke sees a truck pulling in
90	-->'''Duke''': Sure.
91	-->'''Duke''' (to new arrival) Hey, Dwight. I've got Audrey on the phone. points at snarling caveman She wants you to restrain that guy.
92	** Later, when they see a naked man run past the window, Dwight, Dave, and Vince rush out to help. Duke shrugs and continues reading.
93	** A lot of the interaction between Claire and Audrey, as Audrey is trying to pretend very hard she ''doesn't'' like her by the end of the episode, and Claire is...herself.
94	-->'''Claire:''' You're amazing! I'm so glad I got to see what you do, you ''absolutely'' need therapy.
95	-->'''Audrey:''' Can you hear yourself when you talk?
96	* "Magic Hour:"
97	-->'''Duke:''' Why are you so nervous?
98	-->'''Audrey:''' I've been what, at least three other people in my life, and one of them was in love with the Colorado Kid. And he could be on the other side of that door and all I can think about is, I should have worn my other pants.
99	-->'''Duke:''' Audrey, you are officially a girl.
100	* "Sarah":
101	** Duke's reaction to being sent to 1955: "Oh God, I hate this town."
102	*** And when he finds out what's actually happened:
103	-->'''Man''': It's 1955. It's the year you should think about sobering up.
104	-->'''Duke''': Actually, I think that it's the year I start drinking. Heavily.
105	** Sarah grabbing Nathan by the ear and dragging him out of the building.
106	** Nathan springs a member of the Guard from jail in 1955, and mutters that he's "gotta remember to get the locks changed on those cell doors," implying that the Haven PD has been using the same locks for over ''50 years.''
107	* "Burned": Duke acting like a pirate under Ginger's influence.
108	* "Last Goodbyes": Audrey knows Vince and Dave aren't the Skinwalker because they aren't telling her everything.
109	** Claire sits in on the SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay interviews, and her reaction when it comes out that Audrey has kissed both Nathan ''and'' Duke is like someone watching a soap opera, complete with JawDrop. (Counts as HilariousInHindsight, as well, since [[spoiler: Claire is almost certainly Arla at this point, and this is probably not what she was expecting.]])
110	-->'''Claire:''' Well, I can't wait to hear who else you've kissed. Should we get Stan in here?
111	* "Thanks For The Memories":
112	** Dave getting locked in the trunk of a car repeatedly.
113	** Nathan trying and failing to stop Audrey from seeing his memory of him having sex with Sarah.
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117	* "Fallout":
118	** Duke asks Jennifer to help him escape the hospital.
119	-->'''Duke''': All you have to do is get me a paperclip. (''{{Beat}}'') And my pants.
120	** Duke proves his identity to Dave by revealing Dave is a fan of Creator/OprahWinfrey.
121	** Jennifer has ContinuityLockOut and Duke attempts to help.
122	-->'''Jennifer:''' Who is that woman? ''(referring to Jordan, who has Nathan at gunpoint)''
123	-->'''Duke:''' Jordan [=McKee=]. Her and Nathan used to have a thing, but then he dumped her and I shot her and the whole thing got weird.
124	* "Survivors":
125	** We find out through Duke's brother that commercial real estate in Haven is cheap, but the insurance rates are exorbitantly expensive.
126	** Duke does his usual thing of assisting Nathan with the case. This leads Jennifer to ask him if he's some kind of auxiliary police officer in Haven. Duke is offended at the assumption and tells her she must still be shaken up from her near-incineration by the Trouble of the Week.
127	* "Bad Blood":
128	** The first victim is found drained of blood without puncture wounds, and Dwight scoffs that this is impossible unless you believe in vampires. This man has personally relocated wendigo children and cleaned up after the Troubles for years, but ''vampires'' are beyond his WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief.
129	** Jordan explains Duke's Trouble to Jennifer, taunting him all the way.
130	-->'''Jordan''': He's a sponge...\
131	'''Duke''': Shut up!\
132	'''Jordan''': For Troubled blood. An evil sponge.\
133	'''Duke''': I said shut up, Jordan!
134	** Regarding the Trouble of the week, sentient blood.
135	-->'''Duke:''' I think it wants Nathan.
136	-->'''Dwight:''' You think the blood is mad at Nathan?
137	-->'''Jennifer:''' I'm not saying he's not a nice guy or anything, but based on what I've seen since I've been in town, ''everything'' is mad at Nathan.
138	-->''(Nathan makes a face that clearly says "she's not wrong.")''
139	* "Lost and Found:"
140	** Duke attempts to train Jennifer in the ways of yoga, and justifies their use by demonstrating that he can do a perfect handstand because he is controlling his breathing. Jennifer decides to try the handstand, but overshoots, and ends up suspended upside down when Duke catches her to keep her from hurting herself.
141	** A spot of BlackComedy from Dwight. A man's Trouble is manifesting as child demons that are possessing his wife to kidnap local children to fulfill their dream of having a family; they are struggling with infertility and he is unable to accept that he is the reason. When that happens, and the spell breaks:
142	-->'''Wife:''' What happened?
143	-->'''Dwight:''' It's alright, your husband just decided it's time to adopt.
144	* "The New Girl":
145	** Lexie keeps getting Nathan's last name wrong. This is even funnier when it is revealed that [[spoiler: this is actually Audrey, pretending to be Lexie and specifically choosing to say things she knows will get under his skin. Lexie's habit of poking at Nathan as well, is funnier in this light.]]
146	** Lexie comments that given how dangerous Haven is, "Why the hell does anybody still live here?"
147	** Lexie describes Audrey's wardrobe as "50 Shades of Beige."
148	* "Countdown":
149	** Every word out of the mouth of the [[OneSceneWonder crabby coroner lady Gloria]], dragged out of retirement to deal with the latest Trouble-related killing is hilarious.
150	-->'''Gloria''': Okay, Seth Hughes, 25. Running errands, walks out of a bakery with a dozen muffins, and... gets rigor mortis. Yes, normally that happens after death, but in Haven. Look at that. It's like the actin and myosin in his cells went bonkers.\
151	'''Duke''': Bonkers?\
152	'''Gloria''': Yeah, [[BlatantLies it's a medical term]].
153	** Gloria realises she recognises Duke, who tries to play it off. The icing is Nathan's silent reaction to the mention of weed—he's not surprised, just disappointed.
154	-->'''Gloria''': ''You're'' a cop?\
155	'''Duke''': Um... Consultant.\
156	'''Gloria''': I bought ''weed'' from you.\
157	'''Duke''': I... Was undercover?
158	* "Lay Me Down":
159	** During Jennifer's job interview, she keeps alternating between wearing or not wearing glasses, after she was told that Dave has a glasses fetish and Vince doesn't.
160	** Gloria orders Nathan to never interrupt her while she is talking, yet ignores Lexie doing the same thing.
161	** Nathan gets an [[EroticDream Erotic]] NotWearingPantsDream where Audrey is his HotTeacher, who gives him a spanking. He wakes up with a RagingStiffie.
162	** FreezeFrameBonus: Duke writes down his schedule over the last 24 hours for investigative purposes. As asked, he gets very specific. Highlights include ''7:50 - had breakfast vegan sausage. Gross!'', ''11:00 - Cleaned up. Broke two glasses multitasking,'' and ''11:25 - Met with Cleatus. Don't ask!''
163	* "Crush:"
164	** Vince inadvertently [[MomentKiller interrupts]] Nathan and Audrey in the middle of their morning after, looking for Nathan. He catches Nathan sneaking out, and berates him for not [[IfOnlyYouKnew going upstairs to seduce Lexi.]] He also comically [[FailedASpotCheck fails a spot check,]] since Nathan's shoes are untied and his shirt unbuttoned as he stumbles through a lie about being at the Gull to see Duke.
165	-->'''Nathan:''' Well, it's like the old Phil Collins song, you can't hurry love.
166	-->'''Vince:''' [[InsistentTerminology It's The Supremes.]]
167	** Vince is actually a MomentKiller for ''both'' canon couples this episode, as he and Dave crash the Rouge to find Jennifer, just after she and Duke have their RelationshipUpgrade. They aren't embarrassed in the slightest, and info dump on her about the journal she'd found...while she's [[SexyShirtSwitch dressed in Duke's shirt.]]
168	* "William": Dwight's attempt to covertly tell the others where he's being held turns funny toward the end:
169	-->'''Dwight''': ...plus, there's this guy, runs an underground poker game. Always has lots of money and lots of girls. I'm not supposed to know about it, but...\
170	'''Duke''' (wincing): Okay, I know where he is.
171	** Jennifer's FascinatingEyebrow in his direction and Duke's very innocent "I just play poker" make the scene.
172	** Jennifer, under the influence of a substance from William that induces paranoia, bluntly and abruptly accuses Duke of seducing her for her supernatural abilities. Duke's face is priceless.
173	-->'''Duke:''' ''(beat)'' I'm the guy. I'm supposed to be the one who gets close and then pushes you away and freaks out. You're kind of throwing me off here.
174	* "The Trouble With Troubles": Nobody in-story brings it up but well... in the alternate universe, Dave has a full head of hair.
175	** Really, seeing the alternate-reality versions of all our main characters is good for a laugh. No-nonsense police detective Duke Crocker? Nerdy, squeamish Doctor Nathan ''Hansen''? Dave Teague with a horrible toupee? Funny stuff.
176	* "Shot in the Dark":
177	** Seth, the host of ''Darkside Seekers'', [[EpicFail tripping over a trash can]] during his introduction.
178	** Seth mocking Haven's overuse of the gas leak to explain supernatural phenomena.
179	** Dwight reveals that he is not very tech-savvy, and resorts to BuffySpeak most of the time.
180	** Jennifer says she read ''Unstake My Heart'' and comments [[TakeThat it is even worse than]] ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.
181	** Duke tries to reassure Jennifer that this new discovery that she's possibly the Child of Ruin is no big deal. Turns into a bit of an AssuranceBackfire.
182	-->'''Duke:''' I mean, we all have our stuff. ''([[{{beat}} beat]])'' I snore. When I drink red wine.
183	-->'''Jennifer:''' Yes, you do. Very loudly.
184	* "When the Bough Breaks": Watching Nathan and Duke snark at each other like old times after learning how the Troubles were matched up to people's personalities is a refreshing bit of funny in an otherwise dark-as-night episode:
185	-->'''Duke:''' Hunh. You were always kind of stiff growing up, so now you're numb.\
186	'''Nathan:''' And you're a sponge.
187	* "The Lighthouse": Nathan realizes that there is [[GroinAttack one way]] he can hurt William without hurting Audrey...
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191	* "See No Evil": It's a bit of BlackComedy, but there's something hilarious about [[spoiler: Mara shooting Nathan right in the middle of his ThePowerOfLove speech.]] You can tell from her expression that she did it largely just to ''shut him up''.
192	** The Lighthouse bites it again. Gloria lampshades it, and a city official whines about how their insurance will go through the roof if they want to rebuild.
193	* "Speak No Evil": Mara attempts to jump between worlds by using Vicky's trouble. When it appears to work, she delightedly tells Vicky "When I return, you shall be spared my wrath. Bye!"
194	** The conversation just before that is pretty amusing, as well, because Mara keeps forgetting that people think she's Audrey, even though she's been actively exploiting that fact the entire episode.
195	-->'''Mara (as Audrey):''' I used to paint. A lot of people did before TV.
196	-->'''Vicky:''' You're not ''that'' old.
197	-->'''Mara:''' ''(beat)'' A lady never tells.
198	** Vicky's relays the incident to Nathan, and tells him Audrey "told me she really liked me then shot me with a taser!"
199	** Duke is still searching for Jennifer, and decides to involve the Coast Guard. Apparently, his reputation precedes him.
200	-->'''Duke (on phone):''' Yeah, I need a coastal search. Duke Crocker. ''(beat)'' No, it is ''not'' contraband. It's a person.
201	* "Much Ado About Mara":
202	** Vince and Dave childishly throwing popcorn at each other.
203	** Duke's new Trouble just makes him speak gibberish.
204	** A member of The Guard reveals he doesn't have a Trouble, but joined because he thought he could meet chicks.
205	** Audrey comes out for Nathan, Duke, and then Dwight. Nathan had assumed that Audrey came out for him because she loves him, and then for Duke for similar reasons. Duke then turns to Dwight, the question on the tip of his tongue, and Dwight ''cannot'' reassure him fast enough that that is ''not'' the reason.
206	* "The Old Switcheroo": Dwight and Gloria switch bodies, and boy is it hilarious. Much more so with Dwight, as seeing the big guy act like a CoolOldLady is just wonderful.
207	** Dave's on the "no-fly" list, for reasons unknown, which Vince finds out when he has to fly down to North Carolina in Dave's body.
208	** Dave-as-Vince keeps bumping his head because he's not used to Vince's height.
209	** When Duke and Nathan are trying to figure out how to get Audrey back:
210	-->'''Duke''': Nathan, we're supposed to treat her like Audrey, and you've got her chained to a bed. I'm pretty sure that's not how you and Audrey spent your evenings, and, if it is, please forgive me, I'm impressed.
211	* "The Old Switcheroo II:''
212	** Nathan and Duke have switched bodies and are again bickering like an old married couple.
213	-->'''Duke (as Nathan):''' slaps himself repeatedly
214	-->'''Nathan (as Duke):''' Okay, you've made your point.
215	-->'''Duke (as Nathan):''' Your whole body is numb!
216	-->'''Nathan (as Duke):''' Yeah, and I didn't realize you went ''commando.''
217	-->'''Duke (as Nathan):''' Lets things breathe. ''(Nathan gives him an incredulous look)'' Nathan, how long have you known me?
218	** A few minutes later, after they've realized that Mara doesn't know they've switched and can pretend to be each other to trip her up and bring out Audrey.
219	-->'''Duke (as Nathan):''' See, Nathan? I can totally sound like you. Stick-up-my-ass serious, sprinkle in a few "Parker"'s...
220	-->'''Nathan (as Duke):''' Well, I'll just try to look annoyed at everyone all the time.
221	** The way Duke-as-Nathan convinced the police officer who has him and Nathan detained that he's really Duke by revealing some information of a...personal nature.
222	-->'''Duke-as-Nathan (seductively):''' You're out of order.
223	* "Nowhere Man:"
224	** Mara refers to Nathan as Duke's "boyfriend" when she reveals she can see Nathan in ghost form.
225	** Duke's CasualDangerDialogue when he busts in on members of the Guard trying to get Audrey to remove their Troubles.
226	-->'''Duke:''' Wow. Now, if I throw a party, I would invite you, and that's what hurts my feelings.
227	* "Exposure:"
228	** The [[Recap/HavenS4E11ShotInTheDark Darkside Seekers]] make a return. Seth Byrne answers the phone with the tagline "We hunt what's haunting you."
229	** Audrey and Seth's discussion about his ghostly communication device and its obvious flaws.
230	** Seth bursts in to save the day by knocking out the Troubled person of the week.
231	-->'''Seth (dramatically):''' I am the one that goes bump in the night! ''(at Audrey and Nathan's stunned faces)'' Huh? No? That's not working? ''(Audrey shakes her head)'' Okay, I got another one. Stay there, let me try again.
232	* "Reflections:"
233	** Mara escapes and calls Duke, who can't help but [[DeadpanSnarker snark]] at her.
234	-->'''Mara:''' I've been thinking about what you said, about me only looking out for myself. You let people think that about you. But you sacrifice for the people you care about. I've seen it.
235	-->'''Duke:''' Finally, someone who understands. ''(choked up)'' It all started when I was five. My unicorn got run over by a tractor...
236	** The fact that Mara is having this conversation as though she's skipped town. She's just outside. She went grocery shopping. And bought popsicles.
237	** Vince calls Charlotte as a distraction on behalf of Nathan.
238	-->'''Charlotte:''' Alright, Vince. Yes...bleach ''is'' an antiseptic, but your brother should ''definitely'' not use it to clean his wound. Yeah, even if that's what he did when he was a kid.
239	* "The Trial of Nathan Wuornos": Nathan is put on "trial" for his actions over the last two seasons. The prosecution's arguments are piped around the building through the PA system. Nathan is alone in a room and hears something he doesn't agree with. He makes a note calmly on paper to bring up in his own defense. Audrey then bursts in and [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend threatens to burn down the building]].
240	* "Close to Home:" The episode opens in Nathan's house. When it cuts to a shot of his kitchen, there's notes everywhere to keep him [[FeelNoPain from hurting himself]]. These include notes on the burner knobs to remind him they go from warm to hot, one in the middle asking him to check to see the burner is actually on, one on the range hood where the lightbulb is, one behind his knife block, and another on his coffee maker. There's also handle sleeves on all three pots on the stove. Nathan has, essentially, baby-proofed his house against himself.
241	* "Just Passing Through:" After 1983 Garland finds out that adult Nathan is his son from the future, the first thing he blurts out is that he's glad Nathan grew into his ears.
242	* "Blind Spot:" Nathan and Duke are discussing how their lives have changed since they were kids.
243	-->'''Duke:''' I guess I just wish we had known this was our fate. Because, I mean, I would have spent a lot less time in school.
244	-->'''Nathan:''' You could not have possibly spent less time in school.
245	-->'''Duke:''' That's true.
246	** After Audrey, Nathan, and Duke find out that Laverne is embodying the building, Duke makes a snarky remark. Laverne smacks him via a closing door. He apologizes.
247	* In "Now," Nathan offers Audrey snacks from the Haven PD vending machine. It's granola. Laverne, who now embodies the building, controls the vending machine, and will now only dispense healthy snacks.

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