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1	* The reason Blank got a price on his head.
2	-->'''Martin Blank''': Jesus Christ! Yeah, I was out there tryin' to whack these three junk bond fuckos and these ''idiots'' were flushing ''game'' with sticks of ''dynamite!'' And the dog that they borrowed, little Boudreaux, was a retriever, get it? Boudreaux was never a target, Boudreaux was acting on instinct. [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I would never hurt an animal, and I'm offended at the accusation...]]
3	* StrangeMindsThinkAlike:
4	-->'''Martin Blank''': It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or I have a newfound respect for life.\
5	'''Grocer''': That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life.
6	* Marcella "taking down the office" by covering the furniture and the floors with gasoline while smoking a cigarette, as well as smashing the side of the computer with a mallet.
7	* Dr. Oatman responding to Martin's last call by smashing the shit out of his answering machine in front of a client.
8	* "You can't go home again, Oatman ''[as his former house is now an [[BlandNameProduct Ulti-mart]]]'', but I guess you can shop there..."
9	* Marcella's verdict on her own high school reunion:
10	-->'''Marcella''': It was just as if everyone had swelled.
11	* The distant singing when Martin's nemesis enters the house.
12	--> '''Grocer''': (singing) I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be comin' 'round the mountain when I come... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I coooome. Popcorn!
13	** Grocer's distant monologuing the entire time Martin is [[CasualDangerDialogue calmly conversing with his lady friend]], actually.
14	--> '''Grocer''': ...You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears! (barks) BOUDREAUX'S COMIN' FOR YA!
15	* Grocer threatening to [[ItMakesSenseInContext blow Martin's brains out and then fuck the brain hole]] in a moment that perfectly summarizes just how [[AxCrazy delightfully unhinged]] Grocer really is.
16	* "Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater. Hey, Jenny Slater."
17	* "Popcorn!" ''(Blank smashes Grocer over the head with a TV set)''
18	* Debi shooting blindly at Martin from the tub before she realizes it's him, and Martin proposing.
19	** Made even better with the final lines of the scene:
20	--> '''Martin''': I want you to think about this, and you don't have to answer it now. But Debi, will you marry me?
21	--> [''Debi has a shocked look on her face from the proposal. Bart, her father, pops up from behind her in the tub.'']

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