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1	* On the "Mike Lips Last Lunch" mission, you must steal Mike's car while he is eating inside Marco's Bistro and rig it with a bomb. When Mike starts the car, the car bomb will explode, killing him. The slogan of Marco's Bistro? "[[{{Irony}} Eat till you explode!]]"
2	* The TriggerHappy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdotiYUJdE cop in the police helicopter]] and [[GoodCopBadCop his far calmer partner]]:
3	-->'''Pilot:''' You are surrounde-
4	-->'''Co-Pilot:''' Gimme that microphone! EAT LEAD!
5	** Also:
6	-->'''Co-Pilot:''' We're definitely gonna kill you!
7	-->'''Pilot:''' You can't say that — it's not in the book!
8	** And:
9	-->'''Co-Pilot:''' I prefer a moving target!
10	-->'''Pilot:''' You ought to get some help, man!
11	* If you stand in front of a car long enough and they honk at you, Claude will [[FlippingTheBird flip them off.]]
12	* Every vehicle the tank just ''touches'' explodes.
13	* Many pedestrian quotes are hilarious.
14	** "MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER!"
15	** “WHAT’RE YOU DOING, GIVIN BIRTH?”
16	** "MO MONEY MO' PROBLEMS!"
17	** "IN THE NAVY!"
18	* The police helicopter doesn't have any ''collision'' data, besides being damaged by your weapons. You can be on the run and try to avoid the police on the ground, but it won't stop the police helicopter from ''clipping through the buildings'' to get you. The fact it stops at nothing to pursue you, even flying through a building, is pretty funny.
19	* Asuka makes it no secret that she enjoys "playing" with Maria. In the intro cutscene for "Payday for Ray", Asuka has Maria tied up inside and Maria begs her to let her go so she can go to the bathroom.
20	-->'''Asuka''': Maria is all tied up at the moment but I'll tell her you called.

Context Funny / GrandTheftAutoIII